The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: The Wacky WEF

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

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and free the girl after witnessing the accident Sunday night. Tampa. His new wife took to Facebook, praised his quick action. He's 70 years old, man. And his yeah, he saw it and he said that everybody's fine and amen. Oh my gosh.

That's impressive brother. That's impressive brother. Reminded me they they had a you know how they assigns will find like they found like a skull of like some crow magnin dude buried in the ice

and they put skin on it and what it would look like I swear to you it looked just like Cole Cogan. I was like, what's up, brother? From the Paleolithic era. All right. So, oh my gosh. Moving on here. Let's see.

Florida man was caught stashing. This is a very interesting thing. NFL cards and deviled eggs. And a stolen backpack. He looks like he comes from Napoleon Dynamite, this guy. A Florida man was arrested after he stashed. F. F.L. Cards and deviled eggs into a backpack. He stole from Walmart. And then he left without pain. 41 year old kept, this guy's 41.

Yeah, exactly. I'm sorry. This is the oldest 41-year-old I've ever seen in my life. Guys, he looks legit like he's 60. So they found, oh, they found five boxes of NFL cards. And in addition to the doubled eggs, some chicken salad, some banana pudding. I found that too. He exited through the garden center without paying or attempting to pay. He was confronted by law enforcement. And then, of course, guess what? They found drug stuff on him, meth. So he's in Sumner County Detention Center.

He was released after posting $4,000 bonds. So he could have technically paid, probably, unless he used to bondsmen, he probably could have paid. It's just why those things? I just don't understand. This, I'm trying to think here. Oh, no, I so cannot have this headline. Nope. Mm-mm.

A Florida man leaves truck and gear steps out and gets run over by it. And it's sad because he killed him. He got ran over and killed by his literal own truck. Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office was called to a home in Lake Worth. A 64-year-old was run over by his own Chevrolet Silverado, and he did not make it due to the injuries. He was using, he put the truck in park. He was digging up a stump, and he was standing on the driver's side, and it began to roll. and he was knocked to the ground and run over.

That's just, be, gosh, be careful. I always get weird about that. I always, a little OCD kicks in, and I have to double and triple check that things were in park if I'm, you know. Let's see here. This, a Florida man outlaw was arrested for shooting a man in the face

with a BB gun at McDonald's. Oh, for the love. So Hillsborough County, Florida. Florida man was a non-fatal shooting. It was Monday at a Brandon McDonald's, Monty Outlaw. His name is Monty Outlaw. His literal, it's Mr. and Mrs. Outlaw's son.

What? 25. His name is Monty Outlaw. I don't care about anything else in the story. Pretty destined from birth. Let's see. His last name is Outlaw. What do you think he's going to be in life?

Maya, Monty Outlaw. That is his name. Golly. Anyway, he popped a dude in the face of the BB gun. And, uh, they had an argument. He reached into his waistband and pulled out a little baby gun. And that's so dumb.

And he's been arrested more than three times in six months, charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, grant that third degree battery or second subsequent offense. And so now he's in jail. He's in the Falkenberg rogue jail. Monty Outlaw. I just think Monty, like maybe there's a better first name you could have. Your last name is Outlaw.

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Is it really? Is it more stupid than you traveling here to tell us? Please. Sorry? We're done. We are done now. Can't grab me. You can't grab us.

This is a free society, mate. We have freedom of the press. why do you think you're more important? Your carbon footprint doesn't matter, but everybody else around the world. Suggested that. Nobody ever suggested that. Don't make up stupid questions.

That's literally what your whole philosophy is, though. John Kerry was so mad there. I love that dude. He was asking him questions. I don't know who he is. It's amazing. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lashier with you,

bottom of the second hour. The reporter was questioning him on, was it was that a Davos thing? I'll be Yemeni. Yeah. If you've heard of him or not, I've seen him a lot, actually, over the past couple years. Dude, I love how he was just like balls in the wall asking these questions. Like, hey, mate, you know, free society.

Oh, look, I almost did the Australian accent. I struggle with that so badly. Sorry to our Australian friends. They're probably like, don't do it. Don't do it, mate. Look, I did it again. Anyway, so I loved the questioning, though. What's the carbon footprint?

Because it's true, he flies there on his private jet. And remember what he said previously? Because he was asked and he tried to give a serious answer. I think he thought it was serious. And he was saying, well, it was because it was him. And he has to go all over the place. And, oh, and then he pays the carbon credits, which Kane and I still just are beside ourselves that we did not come up.

You want to talk about a grift? That's one of the king grifts of all grifts. It's an indulgence. It's a tax on stupidity. Carbon credits are tax on stupidity. It is an indulgence that the stupid and wealthy pay that to so that they can

pretend that they are green. Oh, sure. We're going to plant some trees down there. Yeah, yeah, it's going to happen. Do they ever have to, like, provide proof? Isn't that what the carbon credit? What the hell do they do with the carbon credits? The hell do they do with our tax money?

Yeah. But for real, think about this for a minute. Because that's what he said. He's like, well, you know, and I pay carbon credits. It's like that, you know, see, you can do it if you've got the money to pay it. It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. It's a trading mechanism that allows entities to compensate for their greenhouse gas emissions by supporting products. What do you get your name written on one of the stabby things on a windmill?

One of the wind turbines? Is that what it is? Is there a stabby, one of the stabby pokey things on the giant turbine that says John Carrey on it? Is that what it is? Oh my gosh, I love it someone. This is John Kerry's tree. He planted this so he can fly all over the world and lecture people about flying all over the world. That's what it is.

It's the dumbest thing ever. Why are we not in this business? If we came up with a carbon credit business, what would you call it? Indulgence is ink? Like, I don't know. Sounds like a bakery. From ghost to green? I don't know.

Pay up Sucka, Inc. I don't know. I'm going to think about this because that's a real solid business. Yeah, we're going to offset your carbon. Yeah. That's what we're doing. And we're going to go plant these trees, see? They wouldn't know.

You could send them a picture and they wouldn't know. Oh, look, here I am in the backyard planting a tree, but I'm actually in the Amazonian rainforest. And you just get you some tropical plants and throw them around. and, you know, same thing. If they really cared about trees, if they really cared about plants and stuff, they wouldn't try for a net zero as it pertains to carbon dioxide because that's what plants crave. Well, if they wanted net zero, he needs to stop breathing.

No more breathing for you. Got to get to net zero. Start with you. Like, he should be the example. Be the example and lead. Be who, what you want to see in others. Just stop breathing, dude. Just don't breathe anymore.

look at that, you're doing your part. You don't need to fake plant trees in the rainforest somewhere. Is that where they do it? I don't know. Where do they do it? Wherever they can grow, I guess. That's stupid. But sure, yeah, that's the way. I'll just stop breathing, dude. That's it. And all your family, have them not breathe. I mean, you're to save the carbon dioxide, right? Maybe they could tax the volcanoes.

Sorry, Mr. Vesuvius. that's a bad no no you know I'm just thinking out loud here right I don't know could be but that I love that he was asked that that's such a joke all these it's I really wish I mean it's what is it the temperature is it 30 I don't think it's starting to warm up we're at a toasty 36 degrees right now in Texas it's ridiculous finally above freezing I mean I've gone through almost all my turtlenecks because I'm freezing to death I mean, I can't, you know, I can't wear a scarf on air. I'll look like Glenn Beck.

I'm like, I got a, so I'm just wearing turtlenecks, trying to do everything I can. And just not, oh, I'm running out, guys, got to do laundry. I've seen all this video coming out from the W.E.F stuff, too, by the way. Can I just ask a question totally unrelated to what we're talking about? Is that a freak show? What, the world economic form? Yeah, is it just like, hey, let's get all the freaks together and do freak stuff? It's kind of like that.

I think I know what video you're referring to. Well, the only sane one that I saw so far is the dude who is the, isn't he like the, Malai, Javier Malai? He's like, uh, Argentinian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like one of the, he's got the craziest here, but he's the sanest. And he's basically saying, you guys are clowns.

And then, uh, then I saw what is the, what in the Harry Potter hell is this video? So, hold up, hold up, hold up. I, this is the stuff that happens. Shh, hold on. So this is put this, put this, put this, I don't even know what I'm looking at. Can we put it up on the thing? It is, um, I don't know what it is. It's a video of, I don't know, a hippie in a,

Is it though? Hat with a, is it a hippie? I thought there was a face mask. It's not a face mask. No, it's paint, face paint. I'm going to play this off my computer then. So it looks as though it's actually, no, Juan's got it. Okay, but it looks like Native American, isn't it?

A little bit to me, it looks like Native American. I'm waiting for them to, and who's the lady in the black robes? Oh, I don't even know about that. I just associate that with evil. But anyway, Juan's playing it now. Please tell me she's cursing them. Is she cursing them? Let's hope.

Like she's on a stage with all these suits. Please tell me you're cursing them. Blow the curse to the people. Blow the curse at the people. Blow it to them. Blow them to them. Blow the curse at him. They're sitting there's sitting there.

There you go. Get them. Get them. Curse them. Curse you. Gonna curse. Curse you. Look, she's blowing right at him.

Curse you. Come to this lady. Come here, lady. I'm going to curse you. Oh, she's got like a statue of liberty head dress on it. Curse you? Oh, I mean, you're so cursed. Curse you too.

She's grabbing people's heads and spitting on their heads. The hell is that. What is this? What did I just watch? This is the world economic forum. This is the world of eccentric freaks. That's what this thing is. Hmm?

Like I don't know. What is the... What? I don't know what I just watched. Do you get to... Is it an exorcism? Is it like, what is it? Why is she spitting on people?

I don't know. It looked like she was maybe blessing. What does it have to do with economics? No, that was a curse, dude. Was it a curse? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

And who was the lady in the black robe that was standing by her? This is the world economic form. What the hell are they doing there? I'm telling you what? This is weird. And they wonder why people make fun of them. They make it too. easy. You freaks at the wef make it too easy for us to make fun of you. We're the Normies.

You're the freaks. Actually, it's probably the only time in normies used in a non-pejorative manner. Are they possessed now after that? You know who I just realized it probably is? It's probably Elizabeth Warren. And then they all got a free book, a free copy of Pow-O-O-Chao for attending. That's like the door prize for going to Wef. As we get moving, our partners, they make free radio possible for you. It's our friends over. at Keltec, the PMR 30. The PMR 30, this is such a great gun. And Keltec is a great company, Florida-based.

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classic Dana. It's wonderful. All right. So, this, Texans, you know what? This is not going to happen. I will, I would put a hand up on the mouth. Texans were asked not to use their washing machines as the weather tests the grid. I'm going to use my washing machine and you can literally try and test the rules of castle doctrine to come and stop me. But nobody in Texas said that does the thing. I didn't hear it. No one told me not to use it.

Literally nobody, it's Urquat. They think, you know why? Because they're like, we're going to rely on the wind, except this is the, this is the, less windy time of the year. The Urquot people, they're like, can you conserve energy ahead of tight? Shut up. No, shut up. This is 2024.

You're wanting to take us back to the dark ages. Let's use the crappier light bulbs and let's take the phosphates out of your dishwashing machines. Like, what's next? You're like, what do you? Yeah, and as Kane says, your dryer takes more electricity to run than your washing machine. I feel like I want to run all my appliances now.

Yeah, come test that Kessel Doctrine Theory. Come on. Try me. come and take it. No. I'm coming back to this because I'm so mad. Let's see.

The zoo, Texas Zoo welcomes its first lion since 2050. Better conserve energy. Turn the lights off on the baby lion. There's a, I don't know, there's a baby lion. That's great.

Yay. By the way, do you know we still have that owl? I don't have the heart to evict it. It's too cold. It hasn't really torn it up. There's not really a mess up there. It's been like very,

I need to come back to this. because we got headlines. But yeah, more than half of the United States' 25,000 cities are predicted to become ghost towns by 2100. That sounds amazing. I want to go there. I actually now want to go to the city because no one's there. I love being not by other people. So great.

I mean, I like you guys, but it's everybody else we don't like. And it's all dem run cities, too, as K notes. They're all Democrat-run cities. I wonder why. Gee, did you see, by the way, have you guys seen pictures? taken by tourists of San Francisco lately. Talk about a ghost town. All the storefronts are closed and boarded up.

I know. Watch that poop map. Drinking Diet Coke is better than sugary fruit juice for kids' weight lines, according to a large review of dozens of studies. Well, I don't like fruit juice at all unless it's in Prosecco. So, I'm totally fine with that. I like Diet Coke. I don't care if it can, like, dissolve batteries.

I like it. The Navy is going to, I do, and I love GMOs and preservatives. I love it. The Navy He's going to name a new destroyer after this is amazing. After a World War II hero, the human tugboat. This guy is such a hero. Charles Jackson French, he wrapped a rope around his waist and saved 15 shipmates

towing them to shorts. Amazing story. So it well deserved. Stick with us. This is amazing to me. I tweeted about this yesterday. And I short-circuited from all the jokes that immediately popped into my head. You know, like when you see something and you just can't make enough jokes about it,

it's just too over the top. and such was this particular example. So the, pull this up here, this is wild. The gun, okay, do you remember the gun that was thrown into the trash can? Hunter Biden's gun that he purchased illegally and he threw it in the trash can. Well, and then they had to have Secret Service recover it, right? and that's the gun that's involved in the when they were going to charge him with lying on his 4473,

which is a felony. So I was looking at this. This is so wild. In a new court filing, the DOJ says that they pulled Hunter Biden's gun from evidence in 23, and there was a white substance on the leather gun pouch. The FBI chemist determined that it was cocaine.

So they literally found drugs on the pouch where the defendant had kept his gun. That's what they said in the filing. It's Biden's blowboy. So that's true. There's literal actual cocaine on his gun. Was it his cocaine, though? I still, I mean, he just leaves cocaine everywhere he goes, apparently. You know how that one witch on war?

Brother's, the old Ian Freeling drawings, when he'd do the witch and she'd click her wills, yeah, she'd kick her heels and hairpins would fall out. That's like him with Coke. Like cocaine just like falls out everywhere, follows them everywhere. It's just wild. It's true. It does. Yeah, they literally found it on his brown leather gun pouch, literally found drugs on the pouch where he kept his gun. Actual cocaine on his, his house, my gosh, this is the dumbest thing ever. Two tiers of justice, y'all. Two tiers. of justice. I mean, you, it's just an assonite because this is the family that endlessly promotes various drug and gun laws, right? And I just think if you're going to push certain laws,

then you better abide by them. And that includes assuming the penalty when you don't. But he had lied and there's further, I mean, the evidence gets crazier and crazier. well you know he didn't really lie okay you lied but uh okay yeah i mean he was on cocaine yeah i mean he literally had cocaine all over the gun what are they going to do but are they going to open go into evidence one day and you know they say they got a oh well we got to write something down about this piece of evidence and some paperwork for the case and as they walk into the evidence room and they turn on the light are they going to see hunter biden there leaning over snorting cocaine off of the pouch that the gun was in some leftover

over cocaine, snort. I mean, how crazy is this going to get? You know what? Is that why he, like, bust up into the Capitol? Maybe he was, you know, trying to make his way to get to his gun. Although I think it's in Philadelphia. Is it in Delaware? Are they keeping it in Delaware, or is it

in D.C.? I mean, he could have been like, I'll just say that I'm here for the stunt. Galee. Just the craziest. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.