The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: The Winter Olympic Skiing Junk Juicers

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

The Winter Olympics kick off this weekend after Algerian Olympic Boxer Imane Khelif admitted to having male sex chromosomes and ski jumpers are enhancing their penises to fly further. Meanwhile, Former TPUSA PR Manager Aubrey Laitsch says she was fired after questioning the official story around Charlie Kirk’s September 2025 assassination, accusing the new leadership under CEO Erika Kirk of retaliation.CovePurehttps://CovePure.com/DanaImprove your health with clean water this year. Get $200 off for a limited time.Humannhttps://HumanN.comSet yourself up with simple, delicious wellness support—pick up Humann’s Turmeric Chews at Sam’s Club next time you’re there and see why they’re such a fan favorite!Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite

Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. This is why you don't play with fire like ever. It's not a toy.

I can't believe I have to say this. A Florida man, well, Florida teens played with fire. A friend got burnt. There's a felony charge. A 17-year-old set his friend on fire. Now he's arrested and faces felony aggravated battery. Oh, my gosh.

dudes. It's dudes. Yes, of course, they're boys. Bradley Ming faces a felony charge. He set his friend on fire. Marion County Sheriff said that he deliberately poured gas on the teen and then ignited it. That'll do it. That'll do it. And he got severe burns. Victims in the hospital. Second degree burns. There was a video that showed exactly what happened. He poured gasoline, created a flammable trail leading right to the victim. And then flames, you know, the guy tried to jump into a lake. He got treatment for his injuries. They tried to downplay what happened. So he's in jail without bond. Don't be stupid. That sounds like bullying and not something a friend would do if I'm being. A Karen causes a scene because somebody wouldn't move their cart. It's described as all progressive boomers be progressive boomer.

So a Florida man got into a fight with a Karen because she demanded that he move his cart. The video began with the staff being called over. The woman said she wanted the man to move. Cardi refused. He said she was minding. So they're in an aisle. This is the stupidest, pettiest thing I've ever seen. Stop being horrible meat sacks. Stop it. So she's got her cart. He, I don't know what, she said she had asked him to step aside. The man said the woman was rude. She just demated that he moved and didn't say, excuse me, all of this is so dumb. And they went back and forth and the woman clearly is the aggressor.

But it's like if you just want to get it over with get out of the way or if you have the time to mess around then don't, which apparently this guy had all the time in the world so he didn't move. I don't know. It does bother me. I will say, does it bother you if someone tries to get by you and they don't say, excuse me? Not so much.

I don't really care too much about that. It doesn't bother me. I just don't like it when people stand there. Like if I'm looking at something in the aisle and. I'm supposed to guess what's going on in their mind because I'm not paying attention to them. I'm like looking at something and they stand there. Right.

And they, I don't know. It's like, use your words. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. Let's see. I got to do this one because I don't even not, I don't understand this headline actually. This headline,

uh, okay, there's a lot here. So this Florida woman apparently got arrested at, because of her behavior at the Walmart self-checkout where she was pretending to be a police officer and then she had her taser out and ready and then an elderly woman against an elderly woman

in a motorized scooter or something and then there were racist remarks. I don't know. This lady though is crazy and I just need everyone to see her mugshot because her mugshot is something else. 75-year-old Florida woman. She had a taser and claimed to be a cop

as she intervened in a Walmart self-checkout fight to defend. Okay, she's defending a senior and a scooter. A scooter senior. Defending. But the witnesses say the scooter senior was making racist remarks to the other customer. I don't even know. This is so stupid. I can't believe those.

And then at one point, she pulled out a black taser from her purse, pointed it at the victim and the mother, and said, stop, I'm a police. officer. She was not, in fact, a police officer. And there's surveillance footage of all of it. And she got in trouble for it. So she actually, because she displayed a weapon, technically, she got charges of aggravated assault with intent to commit a felony and impersonated a law enforcement officer. She was booked in Brower County. And she was released. Oh, my gosh. Just all of these stories are examples of what happens when you don't just go on living in

your life and you just don't get around it. You know what I mean? Just don't. I can't, man. And if you're in a scutory of no business, get involved in a fight with nobody else. Okay, just don't right there. Just stop it right there. Let's see. Oh, gross. A Florida man is bringing his invasive lizards, the iguanas to a pizzeria. It's a big thing down there. Now they're having a guana pizza. I'll pass on that one. I heard it's like the chicken of the trees. I get what you're saying. During the holidays, it's easy for all the healthy habits to go out the window. Desserts, late nights, you name it. But now that the new year has begun, I have one easy suggestion to get you back on track,

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So it's true. It's humble ray. But all the good people are hanging out there. All right. So the Olympics. I'm not launching. I don't know when I stopped. It used to be a thing I used to enjoy, but then everything got so political and stupid that it made

everything unenjoyable, and I just kind of threw that in with it. And then you had all this. dudes who want to be lay days who got involved. I saw this I have two stories for you. One of them Oh boy.

One of them is that is going to be really difficult to discuss. The other is this Algerian? You remember the Algerian Olympic boxer? What does he go by? Eman. Eman.

Amman. Kif? Kif. Oh, right. Woman. Whoa, man. Whoa, man. She gave, or he gave, sorry, an interview with French sports outlet Le Equip. And I'm a man, Khalif, confirmed that he had the S-R-Y gene that's carried on a Y chromosome. So everyone's like, can you believe he admitted finally that he's a man? He needed to admit a man before you went, oh, That made sense. Really? What gave it away? The giant Adams apple or the other giant Adams apple?

What gave it away? The fact that he's like 6-2? What gave it away? The fact that he talks like this? Excuse me. It's man. It is ma'am. I mean, what gave it away?

I'm curious. They were allowing him the Olympic Committee to continue boxing in one woman's category where he ultimately took gold. and that was the International Boxing Association. He failed a sex test. Well, it's very easy to see. Pull down them bridges. We don't have to sit here and do all the blood tests and all this stuff.

Pull down them bridges. That's what we're going to do. We're doing it the old-fashioned way here. I'm a man in Caliph. That's what we're doing. So they, why was this like a big thing? Multiple leaked medical reports. Dude, you know there's one easy way to check, right?

just saying i just said i didn't need to check all the i could look and be like that's a man yeah that's all i needed i what gave it away hello i am it's me a woman what gave it away good night she's idiot well she's a guy so yeah it's oh my word and he failed all these chromosome tests

and they and then the iBA said that they had been barred from releasing them by the algerian olympic committee i I think Algerian needs to be yeated out of competition. No, this is a woman. See, it's a woman. He wears the lipstick. It's a woman. No, it's a man.

His name's I'm a man, Khalif. Let's be real. So the Algerian Olympic Committee was trying to hide all this because we knew it was a dude. They thought you were stupid. They thought they could bring out this six foot two dude with a package in an Adams apple, deep voice and facial hair and be like, no, that's a woman. That there's a lady. It's a female woman. That's no, not.

So he failed all these tests. Now he's finally admitting, yeah, I had this gene order. You're a dude. Stop doing it. Just you're a dude. With a weanus. You're a dude. Stop.

Why is it so, why do we have to go, well, all these crumazole. You're a dude. You look like a dude. You talk like a dude. You have bumps where dudes have bumps. You're a dude. That's it. It's not difficult.

Oh my God. I just, I wouldn't want to compete in any organization that's confused about this. Also confusing. You need to know this because I had to read it. It's one of those. I don't understand, I'm not even going to pretend that I understand how this would work. Not even going to. So this started trending last night.

And it's in the New York Times. Would you like to hear the headline? Oh, it's okay. because Wants just going to put up the tweet. That's okay. Go ahead and hit us. So reports of surface before the Winter Olympics that alleged ski jumpers are injecting their wings

with hyluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate. The erection. Like a squirrel? Like I don't. I don't understand how that Now, the New York Times

admits it's a lurid claim but they're writing about it anyway. It's the International Bob Slay and Skeleton Federation. I just have to stop right there. Wait, Kane, write down the Skeleton Federation for a band name. That's an accident.

We're stopping everything right now. This, I know it's like some kind of Swiss sport, isn't it? That's when you go head first down the hill or something like that. Then they call it. skeleton or something, I don't know.

And that's what a toboggan is. It's called the skeleton. I don't care. I just got an amazing view of skeletons on a sleigh, and it's amazing. Skeletons on Bob Seds ring, making spirits bright. So it's the international Bob Slay and Skeleton Federation. They're banning the new helmets Britain wanted to wear because of aerodynamic ridges. But then apparently things went to a new. level because ski jumpers are allegedly injecting their male copulatory organs with

hyaluronic acid to fly a little bit further. The claims were reported in German newspaper, build. And now, the New York Times does say, now hold up. Yes, there's some science here. There's a little bit of science that backs us up, just enough to make this a story. I love to hear this. So the science is that if you inject the copulatory organ with the hyluronic acid, it increases the size and gives ski jumpers bigger genitalia at the point that their suits are measured by 3D scanners. The temporarily enhanced measurements would theoretically mean athletes are given a bigger, looser suit, like a sail catching the wind and would allow them to make longer jumps.

I'm glad that they explain this because I was thinking, isn't that stuff packed? away when you're doing the jump, like, it doesn't deploy like a parachute. So the billed newspaper quoted this guy saying, yeah, it is possible to achieve a temporary visual thickening of the organ by injecting paraffin or hydroronic acid. Paraphydrhydrone? Good God. I don't want to win anything that bad. Now, they haven't accused any specific. specific athletes.

But Wada, that's the bobsle of skeleton people. They've found it as this gets weird. It's like a madlib of what? They said, well, have presented with evidence of wrongdoing. We are going to investigate.

Is that considered doping then, if that's what you're doing? If you're injecting your thing? I mean, it's temporary and it just gives you a bigger suit. So is it considered doping, though? Who are the people who have to, they have to use a 3D scan?

to measure the suit. Wow, these people this year have some, come in with some larger packages. I just don't. Man, you have to be really dedicated to the win. There's nothing. So they have no proof. It's just a hunch.

Well, what makes them think that this is happening? Who had to get a bigger suit? That's what they should be looking at. And why do you care? Who cares? It's all about getting the, oh, man. Oh, I'm not even reading the chat's comments. Not even doing this.

Have they measured the advantage? Like, you know, let's say that someone got a suit and didn't inject their thing with Hyrolonic acid. And then someone did. And then the difference between the two. Like, what is the actual term for catfishing? What is the measurable advantage? I get, you get a bigger super suit, I guess.

Oh, I know. But what does it end up like you get extra two yards in the flight? Like how, like what's the measurable one second longer advantage? I'm just trying to figure that out. I think that's it. You're up for like a second longer. I don't know. I'm making this up because this isn't sane.

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So, yeah, that's rough. Minutemate has discontinued frozen juice concentrate after 80 years. How are my great aunts going to make their boozy slush every holiday? They said they're discontinuing their frozen orange juice concentrate in the U.S. and Canada. actually I like those I mean it's like literally for it's the boozy slush man why are we going to do boozy slush

you have to April to grab some cans and I am actually right now I'm going to make a grocery order and O2self get some cans for the slush I'm literally doing this right now yeah you get until April and then it's gone I man I don't even know why they didn't say why they were getting rid of it though

is it because of Maha stuff I mean, I don't care if there's chemicals in it. It makes great slush saying, I don't care, man. Give me the boozy slush. Sometimes you need that to get through some holidays. All right. So Valentine's Day's spending is going to hit a record $29 billion. I don't get that.

I've never been in a big Valentine's person. It's just kind of weird. Because it's performative, that's why. It just feels performative. I just think it's better if it's like out of the blue. But, you know, they said that on average people spend about $200 on gifts anymore. At the cost of flowers, it's like a medium-sized bouquet now. It is crazy.

So, yeah, you don't need to go into debt for that stuff. That's goofy. A Lindwood police officer hitched a ride in a pickup truck to catch a stolen bike suspect. That was nice that he did that. He chased down a guy who stole a bike and apparently looks like he got him. They arrested the suspect. The guy had $30,000 in active warrants. So he has done some stuff in his life.

he's not wasn't a really good person uh let's see when you cut carbs down to zero i don't believe this is where i disagree with r fk junior he's chatting the keto diet is a cure for schizophrenia first off no and keto only worked for certain people i'm one of the people that doesn't have enough particular enzyme in my liver to process it so i can't do it i don't have schizophrenia though either uh stick around we got more in store i'm not playing the video because i hate giving people who are stupid attention and I don't want to shower them with more attention than they deserve. The headline is this. Fired T.P.USA. staffer rips into Erica Kirk's leadership team after Charlie's assassination saying, quote, it breaks my heart.

So this broad, who's a, yes, I did say that word, cry. A member of the PR team for TPSA. It sounds like after, because I watched some of her video before my eyes glanced over, because I was so completely bored by her own self-importance is you're probably bad at PR if you don't understand why you were let go. So this person, this chick, she worked at TPSA, she did this 12-minute video, basically repeating Gal Sharpton's accusations, macabre, legitimitaz. I mean, I feel like I'm hearing like hood magic, like what in the hell is happening?

or you'd say that's what it is. It's a hood spell. I don't know. It's true. Legitimatized. It's like when Al Sharpton says, Signoree Weaver. How does he say Chipotle? How does he say Chipotle? It's the Sharpton spell. So this chick went on repeating Gal Sharpton's claims. She said that she was summoned to a meeting and blah, blah, blah. And it's all conspiracy theory stuff. and she said that she was informed something about a board member, had a daughter, who was friends with an employee who didn't like Erica, I don't even understand. Long story short, she went and was talking smack about her employers, and then she ends up getting fired for talking smack about her employers. And I'm thinking, what is difficult to understand here?

Is this some like Zoomer Woffin belief? I went and I talked smack about my boss. Can you believe I was fired for talking smack about my boss? I mean, I only just like suggested that my boss and murdered my other boss. What? And then you're surprised that there would be a consequence for that. That's like me saying, hey, Kane, Mike and Rich over Radio America, I think they killed some people. Right?

And then Mike and Rich finding out and going, wait, what's up? Why are you saying this? Yeah, they totally killed some people. remember wink wink nudge that we could get fired for that you can't just like smack talk your employer and think that you are still owed a job you aren't owed anything and I have to say this is very bad PR this is not the way that you would handle it especially if you were trying to get even this is not the way you'd handle it because it just put you in the position of attacking a widow and that looks bad publicly so if you're such a great PR maister then why did you put yourself in this you know unfortunate

a disadvantageous position. So, and again, it's like she just repeating Gail Sharpton's stuff. I still can't believe people are going on and on it. Who would have assassinate Charlie Kirk? Who's going to, I honestly believe the Zuma Woffin probably killed him now. Let's just go ahead and go on with that. There's more evidence that the Zuma Woffin killed him and the woke Reich killed him than Mossad or anything else.

I mean, let's just go ahead and take the crazy train to its final destination, shall we? Let's see where this logic of rail goes. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. And I don't know why. Honestly, I think it's because people, you want me to put my tinfoil hat on. I think that people don't like the fact that I do think that there's an effort on the right to encourage identity politics like the left does. But then they act like it's not leftist because they put it in a veneer of righteism. and I do think that TPSA, they have some really good people there.

And then I do think that the organization buddies up to some people that are incredibly questionable. But they're really trying very hard to do the good thing. And it seems like there are people attacking them for not bending the knee and embracing all of the woke rike stuff because it's all the woke right people that are floating those stuff. It's all the woke right people that are attacking a widow. It's all the woke right people that are pushing these conspiracy theories.

It's every thirst thought with an axe to grind that is out there trying to sell this for clicks. I mean, that's the common denominator here. The idea and selling this stuff, this is what happened after Andrew passed away. There was a lot of, and a lot of it was done. You know, a lot of the conspiracy theories were floated by that Nepo Baby's dad on the view, Alyssa Farah. Her dad over at World Net Daily was the guy who pushed that, oh, Andrew was killed, shadowy thing. He was the guy who pushed all that stuff. So you can understand that's one of the reasons why I dislike Alyssa Farah in case you wanted to know the full story.

It's because she's a nepo baby whose dad is a loon. So it's like the same thing is happening with Charlie and seeing this stuff happen. I also think that you're a pathetic sack of meat if you're trying to make life harder for his widow. I don't give a rat's backside if you like how his widow is handling stuff. Who are you to sit here and criticize how a widow is dead? dealing with having her husband gunned down in public by a lefty nut job. And then the left celebrates it. And then you have the woke Reich that's attacking you because they want to control your

organization. And that's the truth of it. These people are trying to take control of the organization. I do think that there is some truth to that. And to see this stuff play out like this is stupid. I mean, all of these people, Gals Sharpton and the like, what the hell are these people talking about every single day, whether it's Tucker, Tucker, Kutton. Carlson or somebody else. All I see, I've never seen anybody so obsessed with talking about

Mossad spies and Israeli whatever and pumping that day in a day out. Do they talk about special elections? Hell no. Do they talk about bellwether elections going into midterms or anything that we could do to win in midterms? Hell no. You know why? Because none of these people pushing this stuff have ever been in there at the street level doing the heavy lifting. That's the truth. A lot of them come from Fox News and they had these cushy, glassy studios, and they had a whole staff that did everything from wipe their ass to write their copy. You actually think that some of these people were involved in changing anything on the ground level? Please, they sit up top and they just commentate. That's all they do. They're commentators. They provide, that's all that is. And if they want to fashion themselves

into some kind of like conservative activists now, okay, but none of us actual activists ever remember you ever being there in the trenches when it counted. But these are the same people that are all I hear about is, oh, Israel, Israel, Israel, every damn podcast, every damn episode, it's all they talk about. There is no diverting to any other subject. If they're not having a giant pleasurable circle with imams from Qatar, then they're doing this. It's Israel, it's all I hear. Get new material.

Talk about stuff that matters that's happening here that's affecting what we're going to be dealing with coming up in midterms. I find it interesting that people get out there and say, well, you can't talk about this in this country and then be America first. How the hell are you America first talking about buying houses in Qatar and then going after organizations that actually do stuff? It's a bunch of grifters. I get so tired of it. And yeah, yeah, we're going to gatekeep because a lot of us busted our asses and put our names on the line and actually did endanger our own safety. and that of our families in order to score a little bit of ground that we are desperately holding on to with no help from these losers.

So yeah, we are going to gatekeep people who threaten that, threaten past victories and threatened past ground gains. Absolutely. And if you don't gatekeep, then you're no better than, you know, unlocking your door and letting every time Dick and Harry come in. You might as well, I mean, you gatekeep at the border. You gate keep your baseball team. You gate keep Super Bowl halftime.

Yes, you want good stuff happening. I just, I get so tired of this. So yeah, this broad sits here, I can't believe I can't, I talk smack about my employer and I got fired. Wow. Who would have thought about that cause and effect in 2026? Wow. So shocking. Gets tiring.

It gets super tiring. But I do think it's a power play. I think people are trying to get a hold of that organization. That's really, honestly, that's what it feels like. And it makes me wonder, and Lorraine makes a good point, this is probably the chick that was leaking to Candace too. This was the chick probably leaking to Gal Sharpton. All for clicks. Is it worth it?

I mean, good night. Get some new material. They can't get new material. Because the moment any kind of controversy with this goes away, Gal Sharpton and everybody else lose their influence. Because they only had influence because of TPSA to begin with. They lose their influence. without conspiracy theories, who's going to click? Who's going to watch?

And that's the truth of it. They're not well-read enough to do day-in-and-day-out stuff. So they do the conspiracy theory stuff. Or maybe they get bought and paid to sit here and promote the great, the virtues of Islamism while attacking Christianity from overseas. Also that. Oh, I don't give it. rat's backside about being nice to any of these people. None of these people matter in my day-to-day

life. It does not affect me if they fall off a cliff tomorrow or they stay topside. I don't care. None of it affects me because they've never done anything but bitch and moan on their podcast. That's all they do. They've never been there when it counts. They like to pretend, but sorry, posting photos of yourself on Instagram and running your mouth in your own little room towards a camera. That's not enough to do it. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.