The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Tim Tries Twitch

Episode Date: October 10, 2024

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Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. So yesterday, we had, it was just like a passing story about a guy named Lieutenant Dan. And Lieutenant Dan was a,

is he a veteran? I don't know, because now X is trying to milkshake duck him and I don't know. He's a guy who's got one leg and they call him Lieutenant Dan and he decided to stay in his 20-foot boat and weather the hurricane. And he survived. And he was trending on social media last night because everybody was wondering, is Lieutenant Dan safe? And so, and it turns out he made it. He did make it. And we got some audio of him because he is the Florida man of Florida man right here. He survived Milton. This is. He survived Milton. This is He started, I don't know.

He apparently has got an arrest record. Which one are we playing? I don't even know what to start with. Okay, let's do, okay, start with the 23. Here's, this lieutenant, Dan. How's the ride? The water's gone. It's going out to the water,

it's going out being pulled out. Yeah. How are you doing? No problem. As you thought? Huh? Was it as bad as you thought? No.

Is the water coming back in or still going out? It's going out. All right. You hang in there. So I was looking, he apparently, well, his record is just like for boat tickets and stuff like that. Like some people on social were wondering, because apparently there's another guy with his exact same name that they were looking up another guy's record. But apparently he's got, I mean, I don't know, he's got like, I don't know, like what, past tickets and stuff like that drug paraphernalia. and he had a possession charge in Broward County.

He pled no contest. Anyway, the whole point is that this dude stayed on a 20-foot boat in a hurricane, a cat four, cat-five hurricane, stayed on the boat. And weathered it. Do you think, I mean, I would have been sick, dude, because you know that would have been some choppy, choppy water. Audio Sunday, 24. So he started to go fund me a few weeks ago.

Well, get this. I just saw this. There was one outlet. It's called kickstream. he's been offered a $2 million kick deal and a $100,000 boat. This is Saudi to somebody 24. First off, this man has a GoFundMe with over $20,000 in it. He's not homeless, period.

He lives on a boat, except for the short year that he spent in prison for beating a EMT with a violent. Okay, so apparently, I don't think that was accurate. Different name. So anyway, he's got to go fund me, but he was offered a $2 million kick deal in a $100,000 boat. That is true, because Kickstream's last. I've actually confirmed that on X. But there are some people that are trying to do an ex-bosane on him, and they're trying to, I guess, say that some of the crimes from this other guy are his and they're not.

But his was apparently he got in trouble for marijuana before it was legal, and it wasn't a felony charge. So anyway, I don't know. So it was this lady who did it. First off, don't be a dumb bitch and start slandering somebody on air, okay? I don't know. I'm not apologizing for calling her that or saying her that. This is my, or saying that she is that because she is. I have a major problem with these people who want to pretend to be journalists and they get on stupid CCP TikTok and they make these dumb videos and they run their mouths without doing proper research and then they end up slandering and defaming and libeling people. Stop it. Don't be the Karen that does that, okay? Don't be like, I got to hurry up and make a stupid video for clicks. No one cares. No one will remember your name in 24 hours, but they will remember how you smeared this guy. So stop doing that. Just

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. I hate that that is like a feature of humanity now, thanks to social media. And I'm not apologizing for my language. I would say something way harsher, but I'd be fine. So, all he got, he got busted for pot and that was it. He's not a pedophile. He's not all this stuff. But all of that was like running rampant because of this one chick on social media.

This guy just wanted to survive the hurricane in his boat with his one leg. That's all he wanted to do. how did he not get tossed out that boat? Can we throw up that picture that I put in slack? Because someone went by on the dock and they were like, hey, Lieutenant Dan, that's what they call him. And he popped his head out of the canvas. And it's a meme. This is all going to be as the day after the election.

This is going to be the image. I have never felt an image so much in my life because it was just the white tarp and then him poking his head out. And I'm like, that is us. That is all of us right now. One is getting ready to show it to you. this is going to be our image for the this is us the day after election i'm saving it because i'm going to use this gratuitously oh my gosh is it stopped is the election over yet so lieutenant dan did survive and yes the woman who did that video was a progressive our partners over at keltec

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Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash here with you. At the bottom of this first hour. We're going to get into some of the polling, hold up, but I've got to make fun of something so bad. So Timie Walsh hired a, they hired a gamer. Kill me now. They hired a gamer to play World of Warcraft so he could just skivety

Riz right up into the whole, I guess what, Zumer dialect. They hired a gamer to play World of Warcraft and on Twitch. They had it on Harris's Twitch page. It was this guy named Preheat. What do they got like 5,000? A whole 5,000 views. Woopty do scibbibity bop, ris ris, weat. I mean, I got a whole 5,000 views. No cap. Very demure. And I love it. This is media.

I just trying to blow this up. At its height, the live stream received nearly 5,000 views. Kill me. So they said that after it transitioned to just regular world of Warcraft game play and dropped about 3,500 viewers. I'm not going to be able to get through this whole segment up without. choking to death. So, yeah, it's, it's that,

it's this meme where it's, you remember an alien where it's Sigourney Weaver, or if you're Al Sharpe and Signaori Weaver, and the aliens right here, well, somebody replaced it with Mudang and just said skibbitty Riz, you know, Bob, Pop, Ohio, and that's what,

it's like a whole meme. Anyway, so Tim Wals, he went live and they're trying to make a big deal out of it. And this is how they were, this is how Wired, which is the leftist site of fake nerds, wrote this, quote, The Harris' campaign's goal in combining the rally with World of Warcraft gameplay is to increase the

Harris and Wall's visibility to young men who make up the majority of Twitch's user base. So, that's so lame. You know that these people, this is the closest to combat he's ever gotten, by the way, playing World of Warcraft, Tim Walz. I mean, he can be like, look, I'm almost there in combat.

Leroy Jenkins. So the, I guess, did he, did he actually, I don't think he actually played it. Did he just sit there while someone else played it? Dear heavens, did he? I don't even know if he was there watching it, to be honest with you. Oh my gosh. It was the first time that they're going to stream live gameplay on the Twitchie Cam.

And they, did he actually, he did not actually play because he doesn't play. Nobody believes he plays. I mean, look at, I mean, all you got to look at is. as hands. You know, this dude doesn't play. He's, he does no idea what this is. He had no idea. So they, the Harris campaign described Preheat, who specializes in World of Warcraft and writes guides for the game as a volunteer for the campaign. And Trump, they noted, has his own Twitch page, but he hasn't uploaded any videos. And he's never livestream a video game because he's an, he's an older dude. Let's like not pretend. Like, don't sit here and be like, go look at me. Oh,

I'm like you guys. I'm just like you. Kid Skibbitty Riz. I'm just like you. No cap. Nobody. Nobody believes that he does this. Nobody believes that even knows what this is.

He's nobody, nobody buys this. By the way, I have to say that there's a segment of our audience listening that is like, what is she saying? What is she saying? What is the Skippity? She's speaking in tongues. That segment is me. I it's if you have kids you know too right so he hired so he they played the game next to the rally he didn't play it they just that is so on point with this with this campaign so wait a minute

we're not going to play no we're not going to play a world of war crime someone's going to play it like next to us I'm not even kidding is it literally worse that they paid this guy or girl to react to his own rally just to sit there and stare at it like you need more validation I'm sorry what that was the community note that he paid they paid him to react to one of his rallies on Twitch okay full stop they paid this dude to do a reaction video to one of Tim Walt to the DeWalls rally why are we putting these people in charge of anybody oh my gosh what oh wait did the rally here was that video of the rally where they were in the gym It was literally a Walls rally.

Oh my gosh. Audio Sunday 27. Don't spit liquids out. Don't choke on your food because it's so cringe. You could cringe to death. There is a viewer warning with this video. The likelihood of cringing to death is very real. It is a rally in Tucson.

We probably can't play any of the music. They're playing Beyonce Love on top. And I mean, wow. I'm just getting, wow. Wow. If you wanted to know what it would look like if he translated a gap sweater set to a gymnasium full of people, this is it. I mean, so I don't know who the guy is dancing. I guess it's part of his, I guess it's one of the Wall's campaign people. But they're playing Beyonce's Love on top. And then they have all these people in this gym. This is in Tucson. I don't know who the chick in the pink shirt is. I want to die to death. And look, this is like the two. This is like the two.

2004 campaign version of top that, the horrible cringe rap from that one movie starring Blake Levely's sister. It was the witch movie. Remember that? Don't Google it. You'll die. It's horrible. That's one of the worst things that that's their, that's their, so the guy was paid to basically do this kind of reaction to react to that. How does one get that job? How does one like, guess I would like to react to things pay me? I want to react to Tim Walts's campaign. Look at all these sad, sad white Marxists. Let's react to them. So they hired, they hired this guy just to play the game next to him. And they've been trying to reach people. They've been advertising during, you know, on IGN, which is a gaming site. They've been

major gaming events, all this stuff. And they've been trying to reach out. Now, a couple of things with this. Because he doesn't play. And obviously it's cringe pandering. But maybe, I don't know, Like maybe some in the Republican Party should stop this stupid dumb talk against video games and gaming and maybe engage the gaming community. Whenever I see someone railing against games, I mean 10 to 10, it's always either, it's always someone who's never played them. They've never played them. I'm just not going to take commentary about how games are bad and how we should ignore them from like some, you know, irrelevant. you know, middle-aged, you know, a big government, George W. Bush level compassion, Republican kind of operative on TV or somebody with their extensions curled into perfect corals on Fox or CNN or MSNB.

I'm not going to sit here and take these people's commentary about gaming when they don't even play. They have no idea what the community is. They have no idea what goes into it. They have no idea how social it is. None of it. And they all think that, I mean, it's like these people would be gun control. controllers. Honestly, it's the same logic. So maybe some of the Republican Party should stop the stupid talk against video games and maybe engage the community instead. And maybe someone should

have told Walts that there was a big hurricane that was hit in Florida last night because that rally was happening yesterday. What we just showed you that was happening yesterday. Yeah. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. I love this. So Fat Bear Week continues. And now, the, they call it the gigantic what, it's a bear named grazer. And it's a, they call her a gigantic

bear named grazer. Fat bear week. She won the crown as I guess fattest bear. And this is after, months after the runner up killed her cub. The bear, known as Bear 128, beat her opponent chunk by more than 40,000 votes.

You actually can vote for the bears over at explore.org. And you vote for your favorite. That she is a Wow. She is a chunk. How much does she weigh? They said 12 bears ultimately made like the, like they were the final of the fattest bears alive. But yeah, she was, um, her cup was killed by male brown bear the day that the brackets were released until that. So she, she has a cup, she has a third letter, though. She's got a one of her cups from her third litter that was second in the fat bear junior competition. It's like pageants for bears. I love it. Oh, oh, Hillary Clinton. Her second book, her.

hateful, angry book about why she lost, sold fewer copies than her first book. I mean, she barely sold 27,000 copies in her first week. Oh, wow. A Turkish Airlines pilot died, died while flying the plane from Seattle. Landing in New York, emergency landing in New York early Wednesday. The captain lost consciousness mid-flight didn't make it. Airlines spokesman said in a statement, They said that he didn't respond to medical intervention. It was an Airbus 350. It was going to go from Seattle to Istanbul. There was a co-pilot in the cockpit, obviously.

But they had to make a four-hour flight to... It was over in northern Canada. It had to turn south, making a four-hour flight to JFK so that they could land. And the guy passed a health exam, like recently the last time they did it. So, I don't know. Attorney's voice cloned in an AI scam, conned his dad into giving $35,000. Always have a statement. for it with your family.

An attorney issued a warning over an elaborate AI voice cloning scam. It fooled his own dad. He handed over $35,000. They were the scammers impersonated Jay Schuster, 34, called a 70-year-old dad, Frank, said his son was in an accident and needed bail money. And the guy was a retired attorney and he was convinced it was his hysterical son. And he's been traumatized. Like, I don't know. I just feel like you would know.

You know what I mean? You would know. The godfather of AI just won a Nobel Prize. And he's been warning that machines could take over the world per Wall Street. Journal, Jeffrey Hinton hopes the prize will add credibility to his claims about the dangers of the very AI tech that he pioneered. But now he's a newly minted Nobel laureate. And he's been saying, yes, we're at this point in history where we've got to figure out how to deal with the threat because it's happening. It's here. A Hawaii Fest food worker was fatally stabbed in an

altercation with a customer. Well, who, why? Rinaldo Cheney was charged with murder and criminal contempt of court. The 60-year-old man, a 60-year-old. Kane, remember what you said? Old people aren't innocent. Stabbed and killed a Wendy's employee, injured another, according to reports. Honolulu had responded to their PD. He was charged with murder, criminal contempt of court. He apparently got, I guess, got mad over his order,

and a 44-year-old employee intervened and escorted the guy out, and it just kept on going. Good heavens. Like, you know, it's a fast food, but stop. We got more on the way. Stick with us. I need someone to explain to me what is happening in this video that Gretchen Whitmer posted. It's Gretchen Whitmer in one of those horrible camo hats feeding a Dorito to some chick who's supposed to be, I don't know, I hate the term influencer.

It's just digital prostitute. And can I show, don't play the music because I'm sure it'll be copywritten. But what is this? It was, was this on TikTok? Yeah, I think it originally was on TikTok, but I think it moved over to Instagram is where I first saw it. And then, of course, they've been reposting it on X because there's been a massive attempt, apparently, to shut this video down. So there's this chick who is kneeling in front of Big Grutch and Big Grutch in the video, if we have it, hands her a Dorito like it's a cracker at church. and then she like looks at she's looking at the camera it's weird and what is with this like millennial

obsession to sexify everything stop it is that actually a girl i don't know is the video is is she mocking like catholics getting it kind of looks like that doesn't it i don't understand what the point is and then she looks at the can i don't understand so we were talking about this because so i was i'm non-denominational i was raised southern baptist non-denominational so we have to ask our uh it's it's a new official title we just bestowed on him uh our resident catholic steve so is that is that i just don't think that that's how it works in the catholic church i mean i've i've been in catholic churches i don't ever see it working like that is that what am i missing and when

is that what it is do you think that's what it is is that how you look at it i don't know when i would go to the the priest you at like or the eucharist who whoever's giving communion, you're supposed to put your right hand in a cup, like you're cupping something, and then your left hand under it, and then you say the body of Christ, and then you eat it and cross through the cross. But I'm never kneeled down doing it. That seems odd. Unless I don't know about this, what it is. Yeah. Because some people, I mean, it, is it that? Otherwise, I don't know why. Okay, and also, why would you post this? First off, why would you do it? And why would you post it? Right? And I don't, what am I missing?

You're missing what I'm missing. I have no idea. Maybe one could throw it up there again, but it looks like maybe it's mocking the communion thing, but I don't really know. I guess it is mocking communion? I guess. I don't know. I don't understand what the point of it is and why. But boy, J.D. Vance is weird. Yeah, J.D. Vance is so weird. Look at this video. J.D. Vance is so weird, though. Look at that video with the chip. So weird. Waird. So weird. Cults. Conspiracy's weird. Isn't that how it goes? Like you're supposed to. Okay. All right. Well, there you have it. So, okay. I don't know what the point of that is, but, you know. Anyway. It says this girl's a Canadian podcaster Liz Plain. I'm not going to go. give her credit here, but I don't know why.

I don't get the connection here. It must be a dance or something we don't know about. Oh my gosh. She's a Canadian. Everybody's a podcaster nowadays. You fart in a mic and you upload it to Instagram and you're a podcaster. You can do that? Yeah, you can do it. That's what most of it is anyway. It's all

my opinions. I read something on TikTok. I looked up videos of like first communions and how communion's done because again, I'm non-denominational Baptist from the Midwest. And I see priest actually placing the wafer in the mouth of the people coming up. So the body of Christ is the wafer, the blood is the wine.

I feel like if that chick showed up to take communion like that, the priest would kicker. Like he'd yeat her back. This is governor of Michigan. It's big grutch. Yeah. Trans Paul Bunyan. Saying absolutely nothing while looking. Looking at the camera all weird.

Why do they've got to sexify everything up, by the way? Is that what it was? Was that sexifying? you're telling me it's not like her look in the camera you think she thinks that's sexy well it's big gratch I mean it's probably as like femme as we can get it as good as it's going to get yeah I don't know I just people are look you we live in absurd times and if this is what I have to comment on don't expect it to not be absurd it's all I'm going to say I can't watch this video anymore I'm a throw up on everybody and everything sorry why thanks for tuning in to today's edition of dana lash's absurd truth

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