The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Times Square Michelangelo

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

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What are you talking about? Welcome back, Dana last year with you. We're at the bottom of this first hour. this up because you guys know I hate modernity, right? I hate modern art. And I hate this monstrosity. To compare it to Michelangelo's David is like taking your thumb, grabbing the skull of all of art, and shoving your thumb into the eyehole of that skull and just digging in. It's just, that's exactly what it's like. And, I mean, this ain't no David, I got to say. I mean, first off, let's just talk about the factual aspect of it because woke is infecting art as you know and with michaelangelo's david he studied anatomy

and physiology to the point where you could see raised portions of the skin indicating what tendons were being used to hold his hand a certain way um everything i mean down to the angle of the eyebrow and the tinseness of the muscles in his jaw, it was all pointing towards he was about to get into a fight with Goliath. It's young David. I mean, it is a masterpiece. I've seen it up close at the academia where they have the museums there in Florence. And it is amazing. It is so detailed and so lifelike, you can't even appreciate it just from the photos of it. And they let you get right up to it.

I mean, his butt's right in your face. Giant five foot butt, you know, anyway. But it's fan, I mean, it's amazing. Just the attention to detail. And for that era as well, to note that for that era, when I look at this modern day equivalent of the Staypuff marshmallow man,

think Ghostbusters, like choose your destroyer, I don't know, that is not it. It's not it. What is it celebrate? What is this supposed to celebrate? They just put it in Times Square. And you saw some of the celebration or the ceremony that they had for it. It's going to be on display through June 17th. It's part of a series that's called Grounded in the Stars and it's about stupid identity politics. Sorry, this is how they put it. It confronts preconceived notions of identity and representation, whatever the hell that means.

It's garbage modernity. It just looks like a frumpy woman who needs a better bra. That's what it looks like. I'm not going to lie. It does. And they're like, oh, she wears everyday clothes. Her stance is subtle nod to David. Shut up.

It just looks like she's mad at her kids. I don't understand. I mean, could I sculpt this? I mean, probably. No. I have no interest. in it. I crochet. But what is the

point? I mean, David, every inch of David was calculated and the proportions of it were all to send a message. Like for instance, the story of how it's meant to be viewed from below.

David is meant to be viewed from below. And there were a lot of questions as to the proportions of everything, his wrists, his hands, his head, everything. It's actually mathematically perfectly proportional when viewed from the ground because it was supposed to be I mean they were they were they were going to uh it was actually something that was supposed to be I think up near towards the Duomo and then they ended up putting it uh in front of uh Palazzo Vecchio and uh

there I mean it's it's just perfect there was a story of one of the um rich nobleman who came to see the finished product and when he showed up he's like oh Michelangelo his no is just a little too big. I don't know. Michelangelo's like, oh, let me fix that for you. And he had some marble dust in his hand. And he climbed up his ladder and he was pretending to chisel on the nose and letting dust fall out of his hand. He did nothing to it. And when he got that, and this is a true story, when he got off the ladder, the nobleman was like, oh my gosh, it's perfect now. Like he was able to, you know, with his expertise, fix it. This is not that. It's not. I mean, it's not, I don't know what it's meant to convey.

What is, I mean, what does this, what does the sculpture say to you? What does it say to you? I hate one. You're like, what does art say to you? Can I just appreciate it for being, for what it is? Does it have to always have a message? Just must art always preach? Stop.

I just look at like, gosh, I want to get her a better bra. That's my first thought when I look at this. Stop it. You know what it is too. I mean, it just seems defeated, right? I don't know. But they said that, oh, no, it's a, You know, they're celebrating whatever identity.

I don't know, some stupid stuff. It's a bunch of word salad. That's all it is. So I don't know. To sit here and compare it to David is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life. It's not. And the reason it's not is because there's no detail in it. It's all smooth.

There's not even detail in the jeans. There's not even seeming on the jeans. Like if you're wearing pants, if you're wearing denim, you have seams on the denim. You have tailoring. You have stitching on the arms. The arms are smooth. there's there's no veins on the arms there's no appearance i mean they're not lifelike at all it looks like she's covered just by you know like with fondant that's it there's no detail michael angelo had had

incorporated all of that detail into david every bit of detail so to compare them is is artistically intellectually stupid it's one of the dumbest comparisons i've ever heard in my life stop i had to get this off my chest because this this sculpture is horrifying goldco is making it easy to take that first step toward protecting your savings. Just fill out a quick form, no commitment, just free information. And then they'll ship you your free 2025 gold and silver kit straight to your door. No shipping fees, no strings, just a free info kit to help you understand how gold and silver can fit into your financial plan. I'm a big believer in doing your research and this kit is a great place to start. So I'm really excited to be partnering with Goldco because not only do they support my show,

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I'm not making this up. There's actual video of it. The officer couldn't stop laughing. The raccoon was trying to smoke a meth pipe during a vehicle search in Springfield Township, Ohio. Now, there is a crazy lady also in the car in the driver's seat. But the raccoon was in her lap, and it had to be a man. a meth pipe in its mouth and the lady was being stopped for a suspended license and then they found this like massive drug supply in her vehicle. The raccoon's name is Chewy and it was making use of

the meth pipe. The owner Victoria Vidal 55 was detained. No, Chewy was not driving the car, the human occupant whom also had, she also had a warrant out for her arrest, was the driver of the car. but Chewy got a hold of the glass meth pipe, and then officers were like, well, you know, now you're being irresponsible with your raccoon, so now we've got to go. I mean, I don't know if I can play the video for you yet because I think there's probably some colorful language,

but we'll dust it up for you and shake it off here coming up, because it's, oh, man. Smokey Robinson and his wife pursued by four women as the stars being accused of raping staff after lowering them to cameraless rooms. Okay, I need stop. This has got to stop. It's Smokey Robinson.

tears of a clown smoking robinson i mean do you believe that at him do you think he did this dude's 85 he's 85 years old what are they saying this took place if he didn't move i'd be like he's done dead if he didn't move i'd be like that man is deceased there is he is not with us because he's got this perpetually like dead look on his face i don't know anyway there i just i don't know if i buy it i think somebody's trying to shake him out for money because they've never launched these accusations against him in his career. This came out of nowhere when the man's in his mid-80s. Left-handed people are apparently more, it's more common to be left-handed if you have a

certain mental disorder, a major study finds. I think this is all nonsense. It's nonsense, Kane. What if you're ambidextrous? I'm not asking for anybody in particular. I'm just saying, I don't know if you saw this, uh, woke's gold stuff. Cane do you have protein? Do you eat protein?

In the form of steak and eggs and chicken and stuff. Yeah, of course. Okay. So apparently protein is right wing. It's probably fascist. What? It's literally a piece at Vanity Fair that talks about how if you eat protein, then it's like apparently right wing. Here's the headline, why are Americans so obsessed with protein?

Blame MAGA. Who's the lady who wrote this? Let me look at this idiotic lady. Why wouldn't they blame survival? Or the survival mechanism? I don't know. This woman, her name is Keziah Weir. How much you want to bet that she's not fit herself?

Oh, she's not. Oh, that's surprising. Anyway, she's kind of a, she's a senior editor at Vanity Fair. And, you know, kind of a mid, I guess. It's important for the discussion of protein. shut up. Anybody who's ever wanted to be healthy has always eaten protein, has always, I mean, you know that I've had protein drinks even before Trump was in the White House.

They act like Trump invented protein, and it's bad because Trump invented it. This is so stupid. This is a broad who, no, like a woman, not like overseas. This is a broad who clearly has not paid attention to anything in culture and thinks that history began the day that she became self-aware. She literally just now realized that people consume. protein for health. And because she only just now realized it, she thinks that it's MAGA related. Oh my gosh. This is embarrassing. And it's in Vanity Fair. So she starts talking about how people

hawk protein powder and she gets into protein foods and protein bars. You know that's been a big thing for a while. Tell me that you sit on your fat backside all day without telling me that you sit on your fat backside all day. I just didn't even know that people were consuming protein. It's so weird. But they're taking a fart. They're saying people are obsessed. Usually they weren't obsessed with protein. That's like saying someone, oh, you're

obsessed with drinking water every day. You're obsessed. It's like, no, I'm obsessed with survival. She literally tries to say, this is a sentence. Are you ready? I need everybody to just hold on to a table because I'm going to hit you with this sentence. Are you ready? Oh, boy. Here it goes.

The intertwinement of masculinity and red meat is strong and deep-seated. Yeah. Called the beginning of humanity to now. I know this is going to be shocking. Women also like red meat. I pretty much eat

just meat and vegetables. Pretty much it's all I eat. I don't really do a lot of carbs unless it's with pasta and then I'm really particular about my pasta. if it's not homemade, then it has to be Italian import because I don't do all the chemicals and all that stuff. I think a lot of the gluten sensitivity is actually chemical sensitivity from all the stupid junk they put in the stuff that we manufacture here. But the idea that wanting to eat red meat means you're more masculine, again, I'm just insulted that this chick is so culturally illiterate that she's been unaware of, the existence of protein powders and consuming protein for health and having like a heavy meat

diet that she thinks that that is like a maga thing like no one did protein until trump was in the white house are you kidding i mean i'm not exaggerating she's literally arguing this this is the actual story this is what she's actually arguing oh wait there's more are you ready check the sense out, that men who have what they describe as a strong meat-eating identity also tend to perceive themselves as more masculine. An obsession with a protein affords a masculine-coated cover on the feminine-coated world of body image and dieting, a subject over which men can bond as bros. You kidding me with us. and then she talks about,

because only everybody, anybody ever talks about Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan's done this for forever, by the way. And I, I'm just shocked. Like she has apparently literally never paid attention to any of these people before until just now. I find that incredibly sexist. Not only is she embarrassingly uneducated

and unaware, like I said, culturally illiterate, these people who think, I just not realized this. So no, it must not have existed until I realized it. I find it sexist because it ignores the fact that women have amazing health advantages from Whole Foods diets, healthy diets where you're getting your protein, you're getting, you know, your roughage, all of that, like healthy eating.

It's just not even dieting. It's called healthy eating. And I hate the word dieting. I don't diet. I just eat healthy. I eat what I want. but I have trained myself. I eat in between certain hours.

So I basically do intermittent fasting all the, every day. I eat during certain hours. I eat stuff that's going to fuel me because I have to go, go, go. And I have a very, I'm a very, even though I'm a situational extrovert, I'm a very wound up person. Like I'm eh all the time, like in a good way. But I have to feel that. I have to have energy. and I that's that's that's not dieting that's healthy eating it's not feminine coated and the idea

here's the other absolutely insane thing that she's promoting here is that somehow if a man wants to eat healthy then he is doing so he only talks about protein and eating red meat to as a veneer because he doesn't want it to look feminine that he's eating this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Have you read this piece? Have you perused it, King? I have. Reluctantly, because it was actually, I thought it was a comedy piece. Well, she has like no muscle tone. So I'm not surprised that she's unfamiliar with any of this stuff. I thought it was per-I thought it was comedy parody. I went and looked at pictures ever. What? I thought it was comedy parody. I thought she was just- I literally did too. Yeah. That's how I thought it was at first. And then when you get about

halfway through, you're like, oh, geez, she's serious. This is how pathetic the left is. They will, they will literally kill themselves with bad cholesterol and greasy foods because eating healthy is Trumpian. No, we're not going to eat healthy. We're going to smoke crack. That's basically what they're saying. I mean, the article would actually make more sense if instead of she said MAGA, she would have said MAHA.

If she said MAHA, then I would be like, okay, I guess make America healthy again, you're against that. But it's like, you're trying to attribute this to a political movement? This is so ridiculous. I've always eaten healthy. I don't work out as much as they did But there for a while I was we were and you know this

We were in the gym six days a week I'm not sometimes seven six days a week And I did kickboxing three days a week Oh we were like hardcore It got to the point where I didn't want to look like Madonna And I was like mm I started getting a little bit too mussely And I didn't like that for me It's totally I mean it's totally fine if other you know

But I'm like I wanted to maintain a certain level I wanted to maintain a certain fat percentage And I have a crazy high metabolism Crazy high And I could look like you know, real, what am I thinking of vascular real quick? And I didn't want to do that. So I got to be very careful about that. So I started pulling back. But she acts like if you're going to the gym and working out, like even moderately, that that's like a maga thing. If you're eating protein,

that's a maga thing. If you're talking about protein drinks, that's a magey. Maybe stop being a bigot. And again, like I went and looked at pictures. She has no muscle tone. So I have, I, you know, she doesn't follow the stuff. She doesn't follow, you know, healthy, eating and working out. And she doesn't, this is not her beat. She's just a political bigot. And she wants to cast dispersions on the character by using stereo, like this uneducated stereotype as a way to do so.

Can you imagine like you can, if you're just a moron about everything, you can fabricate yourself a little straw man for whatever issue you'd like. Good heavens. Yeah, I just. And it's a gender thing and a maga thing. this woman would fall over. I mean, I eat protein. I have protein drinks.

I have protein powders. I do all that stuff. Like it's just about being healthy. I want to just be healthy and have energy. That's what it's about, you know, and have muscle tone. That's my whole thing. I want strength and I want muscle tone. That's it.

So she just, that's just so stupid of all the things to politicize. Why would you politicize health? That's how the left is. They're like, oh, we want to be healthy. all have strokes and heart attacks because not doing that is MAGA. They will literally kill themselves to not have common ground on anything. I, these people are nuts. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast.

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