The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Tim's Tacos

Episode Date: August 16, 2024

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know this that black pepper is the top of the spice level in minnesota you know i'm the first vice president i believe who has ever grown chili peppers i'm trying to expand my um my food knowledge you know we've got some canelopes you'll be fine yeah what the hell is this even i'm not going to here on do interviews about my policy, but some conversation about tacos. Welcome back to the program where today everything is stupid. We got chunky white dude Minnesota tacos, skibbitty

toilet and monkey pox. Yay. Dana Lash here with you the top of the second hour. Buckle up. You're listening to us, obviously. You can listen to us on the radio. You can watch us. If you're watching me, you're watching me. Channel 347 Direct TV. Also Rumble where the conversation happens X. So I don't know what the hell this was. What was this about? You stupid white person

in your tacos. Who eats tacos like that? First off, with the mayonnaise and tuna. That's not a taco. That's like a fancy toastata. But then he said meat and cheese. Sushi style. And meat and cheese is literally what you put in a taco. I've been at the border. I've been, I've been to Latin American country. Guess what? That's what they put on there. What? You mean Hispanic people have access to things like meat and cheese? I think the white people part, though, was the fact that they didn't season it, right? Like, it's not seasoned. Okay, can I just say that people who think that, like, Mexican food or southeastern is, like, super seasoned, they're messed up.

It's not. Not everything is flipping Tex-Mex, guys. I mean, it's actually, it's stark. There's a stark contrast. Can I think you'll agree. Oh, yeah. Like, you can actually taste the meat. It's not just like, oh, here's a half a bottle of some spice.

I mean, there's spice and there's hot sauce, but I've noticed that it's always these like limousine liberals who think that Hispanic people have way more spice and sauce than, and you can't taste anything. What did Hillary have in her purse? Oh, she fake carried hot sauce in her purse. She sure did. That's why she got to say that it was racist to not vote for her. Remember in 2016? Because she carried hot sauce on her swag bag back. That's what it's just saying.

Oh my gosh. L-O-R-T. Oh, my lord. Just can't even. So I, some of the responses to this, Kamala's relaxed and confident to meeter and Wals' self-deprecating humor. None of it was funny. It, they, they, it, yes, people, I know this is like really apparently funny to Marxist boomers, but some people, like different levels of spas. Okay. And I mean, this looks, it's staged and it looks contrived. And I don't even know, this is how they're trying to humanize themselves. They're so bad. It's like trying to watch two robots humanize themselves.

I also like tacos. I like tacos too. What do you put on your tacos? Meat and cheese. It's like, great, good job, guys. food. I put food on my tacos. I mean, just so stupid. And then she's all, I was actually the first vice president to grow chili peppers.

Well, is that why you didn't make sure that there were tax cuts or anything else or that, you know, we had a secured border because you're too busy growing chili peppers? Is that why? Is that why? I'm just curious. Is that why? Golly. And the people who are falling all over this is so dumb. I don't know. I can't. By the way, isn't this kind of bigoted? It seems like she's making fun of him.

You stupid white person. Why don't you like seasonings? White people hate seasonings. That's what, I'm so tired of this, right? Didn't they freak out over the whole black jobs thing that Trump said? Okay, but this is okay. Yeah. Okay.

White tacos is good. Black jobs bad. Yeah, okay. Well, this is so to. bad. I can't. It's very not good. So I, oh, it's just so cringe. And he tries to be off the cuff and it's just not, neither of them can do it. He goes, well, I have white guy tacos. What else is a white guy taco? It's just ground beef and cheese. Do you have flavor in it? What does that mean? Spice? No, it has no flavor. It all tastes the same. It's amazing, Kamala. My favorite food and, and, flavor and color is beige like me because I'm a white guy. Let's not forget it.

I'm just your standard fun white guy dad from Minnesota. I mean that's their whole ad. Oh my gosh. I can't. This sounded so staged and it sounded so bad and I just, I don't know. But it's working on their base eats it up. They love it. I don't know.

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done a million times before. Yes, you should have like a purpose later in life. Duh. Stay productive. Idle hands of the devil's workshop. There's a reason why you're your grannies and grandpa said it. Shake shack and serve robotics have rolled out autonomous sidewalk delivery robots in Los Angeles. Those things are going to get totally jacked. They look like these cute little bots.

They go out. They send little bots out with their little food in it. They're trying to cut down delivery cross through automation. Everything's going to be automated. Robots are going to run the world. And so we need to run the robots. So they said that they're sending these out to deliver food and we are going

to completely see those jacked. going to be a lot of free hamburgers for people. Let's see. In California, the city reached an ultra-re $1 trillion real estate home value mark, which means fewer people can even afford to live there. Why would anybody want to avoid?

Why would anybody want to live there in the first place? They said, California City, I'll save you the click. It's flipping Anaheim. I hate when people do this. They're like, oh, it's surprising. Shut up. No one loves your stories

and you're banal writing enough to sit here and suffer through this godforsaken clickbait. It's Anaheim. There you go. The Disneyland Place. I saved you a click. Ransomware Group claims it hacked the Washington Times and it's hosting a data auction on the dark web. What kind of data? Like, I'm just curious.

They said that it's a conservative media entity. It's a cyber crime gang and they said you can bid on this impressive data. Why would you want it? I'm just curious. They said that they've listed the data at five Bitcoin worth like a little over $290. $95,000. Why would you want it? Like, what are you going to get out of it?

I don't understand. Like, what's the point of it? Let's see here. Ooh, Kim.com is set to be extradited from New Zealand to the United States. Yeah, they signed the extradition order for the mega upload founder 12 years after the FBI ordered a raid over file sharing. So he's faced, he follows me on X,

facing criminal charges related to the defunct file sharing website mega upload. So he's set to be extradited. You know he's a big time like right leaning person, right? Everybody knows that? Why? Yeah. So they signed the extradition order. We'll see what happens.

The Democrats don't like him. I know that much. They do not like him. So coming up, I'm going to explain, no offense to anybody, how no tax on tips is a Marxist thing. And why we just need no tax, period. That's what we need to just go full on there. Stay with us. Can we talk about her application on her website?

Have you guys seen this? I don't have this on the rundown, but I was going to. So on her, when you go to her campaign website, they hit you with all these donations. Like, oh, let's donate here, donate here. If you want to volunteer, though, you've got to sign up and use an application page, right? She doesn't have any policies on our website, but apparently there are like nine pronouns you can pick. Oh. Uh-huh.

Only nine? Seems limited. Does it? Because I was like, I don't know what some of these are. so who and who is one so you have so you have like the basic you know your basic boring totally not special pronouns right you can pick he him she her they them you can also pick who who fay fair what dude i don't even know there's like 18 of them fei fair what is what is that is that like if you're like a magical creature uh i'm gonna go i don't understand what that is What is, hang on, who pronoun.

What does that even mean? Oh, oh, for the love. It's a gender neutral pronoun set derived from the word human. So it's who, hum, for human. But there's two of them still. So that's not gender neutral, right? It's binary. Yeah, it's binary.

Oh. So is it next to a non-binary choice? What is, hang on. I got to look at the, I got to look at the, hang on, I got to look. What is the Faye pronoun? Let's look at this. This is so stupid. I just want, oh, it's not Celtic apparently.

What is this? What is Faye? Why can't I just have it? Oh my gosh, you can actually say fair self. What? So somebody says that they can be Faye as a gender, like a fairy? But then, you know, I'm like still here. here on Google page one scrolling and there's

actual literally no description yet. What's the definition of it? You can say fair self, they're neo pronouns. This is as close as I got. Neopronoms or noun self pronouns. Oh, I guess it is Fayfolk. Oh my gosh.

Really? Faye went to the store. So you have the nominative accusative, pronominal, possessive. Faye walked fair dog today. Well, Faye can go blank fair self. Okay.

Like that. That helps you. Right. Faye can take fair self to hell. How about that? Like, see, does that make sense? So that's an actual thing. She has, I mean, tons of pronouns you can pick.

You can't pick a single policy. But, you know, you can apparently go and you can have like a million pronouns that you can select. These are just, this is just dumb. So yeah, you have also, what is A, M, what? I don't even know what some of these are. I swear there's new ones, Cain. They're new ones. I'm positive that they're new ones.

I'm always discovering ones I've never seen before. Always. Z-Z-Z-M, A-M, E-Y-E-M. I'm right now years old hearing this one. I've never seen that one. A-M? Like there's they, then. They're a mourning person.

So there's they, them, and just take off the the part. So instead of T-H-E-Y-T-E-M, it's just E-Y-E-M. Why? Okay, we're going to Google pronouns AM. Oh, my gosh. What's it mean? I don't even know. Even Google doesn't know?

I guess if you're offended by... What? By LISPs? if you're offended by Lisp's you're an M or an Oh my gosh They can be used by anybody

And they dropped Yeah that's literally it Okay so the person who The Nittwit who created this in 1975 Christine Elverson of Skokie Illinois won a contest By the Chicago Association of Business Communicators To find replacements for she and he

And him and her And she created A and M in Air by dropping from the words. So you would say, A, went to the store. I met him today. What? So that's the nominative and then accusative. And then you have the pronominal and possessive.

A walked air dog today. Or, yeah, what? I just, the majority of people that I see online have a hard time grasping English the way we grew up with. Half of the people don't even know the difference between there and there. Right. Okay. This is only making things worse. This is going to make it dumber.

This is making it dumber. I can't even. So then you have Z in here. Yeah. Okay, I'm confused. Guys, roll with me. So you have Z, in case you haven't seen it, I'm going to make sure that we have this in Slack

because it's literally the dumbest thing you're ever going to see. So you guys can see what's on it. So you have Z and here, Z-E and then H-I-R, and then A-N-M, E-Y-E-M, and then is it Z and Z? X-E and X-E-M? Like, what is the difference between X-E and Z-E? It's spelled Z.

What's the difference between who and who? Look at that. Right one. That's what you're talking about. It's short for a human. I know, but that's dumb. That is dumb. Oh, my gosh.

That's what we got, ladies and gentlemen. They're literally the same two letters. Yeah. You get to pick your pronouns. Because one's capitalized, I guess. you're asking me things like I know this this is Lewis Carroll is rolling his eyes in his body in his grave right now

Juan is showing you on the simulcast right now I mean dude so can someone please I don't understand the hoo-hoo that sounds like a like a slang for somebody's noni is what it sounds like I just

no no it's not came we're going to drive this car right all the way into the wall. Too far! Oh! So you can pick all of these pronouns while you're eating cat food in the desert. You'll have lots of time to think about it. Oh my gosh!

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