The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Tomboy TikTok

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

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But I read something like this and I, you know, a Florida man complaining of migraines, apparently there was a reason and it wasn't because he's dehydrated or had like a nerve issue or anything like that. He, it all started because he ate a little undercooked bacon. Now I'm like, wait, how do you eat?

This is why you should almost burn it. I want to snap it. I want it to have the texture and consistency of a credit card. And if bacon does not have that, no. We don't do medium rare with bacon. And here's why. This guy got a bizarre tapeworm infestation in his brain. because he ate undercooked bacon.

52-year-old Florida man. He had severe migraines. And they did a scan on him, and they found that he had neurocider roast. Worms in the brain. And you can see it. And they said this stuff is preventable, and it's nasty, and the AI images are really gross. Y'all ever wondered? What a 500-foot roll of inch and a quarter pecks looks like.

With him potatoes. and you want to know how fun it is to unroll this mess. It's not there, especially when it's, you know, 100 freaking degrees out here in South Alabama, but at least the heat will help it straighten out. Appreciate y'all. So I don't even know, I don't even know who this chick is. Her name is Hannah.

And she just, she's Hannah Barron. She's, you know, on TikTok. And, uh, she's, helping to build a house, her house, her own house, on TikTok. She doesn't have a Twitter account. And, you know, she's just, you know, she's a hard worker. She's pretty. She's, you know, she's young. She has a shirt that has a rifle on it in one of the videos. So I know she supports 2A. And for some reason, some of these, like, fake, they call themselves like Trad Wright. I think that there are fake accounts that are manufactured. It's a sciop to divide the right. I really do believe

this. And then one of the things that went viral was some chick from Lebanon who apparently cosplays as an American conservative. I don't know. And I'm not going to make her famous. But she went off on this Hannah chick and American women. She said, quote, this accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labor like this. There is nothing feminine about American women. American women are literally men. So I took a look at this lady's Twitter account, the lady who was criticizing Hannah. And she's one of those who like her eyebrows are gradients. She does the contouring and she wears so much makeup. She looks kind of like a lunchtime drag queen. And I had said on Twitter, I wrote, I'm not listening to engagement criticism about Southern women's accents from any female who wears enough pancake makeup to run her own printing press with just her face and a stack of clean pillowcases.

Which is true. If I have to do a neck check on you, girl, then you don't need to be talking about anybody else's femininity. There is too much. My grandmother always said, and I know that this is a statement, a quote that she didn't make up, but she just repeated it. Makeup should be a secret between a woman and her mirror. She shouldn't be an entire palate from Sephora. She didn't add the Sephora part I did. I mean, we should not know that you did a gradient on your eyebrows, right?

You should not be wearing so much rouge on your cheeks that I can probably do, like a sample of it, take it to Sephora, and they could paint match it like they could at Home Depot. Shouldn't have to do that. And for anyone who has never heard Southern women speak, especially if you're from Southern Alabama, that's how Southern Alabama people speak. And there's nothing wrong with it. I mean, I'm sorry that you don't look like you have enough arm muscles to like even butter toast, but, you know, that doesn't mean that a woman who can help build her own house is somehow unfeminine. I want to know who these jack wagons are, that they think that they have the peasant. on defining who is or who is not feminine. Because I will tell you one thing that I see all these

other engagement clout chasers who are running down this Hannah Barron. One thing that they lack that she doesn't. And it is a very important qualification for ladies and femininity. And that is class. I just, I found that absolutely fascinating, that whole thing. And I just, I just, it amazes me that that became like a huge debate over the weekend and the last weekend this weekend and why are we taking, I'm sorry, a foreigner, a foreign woman's who not, I don't even think he's a citizen, probably can't even vote here. Your opinion on American women?

Let's see. I don't have to ask my husband permission to own a firearm. I don't have to cover up the beauty that God created on me. I don't have to do any of that. stuff. So I think maybe, you know, do a self-check along with a neck check. Hell Tech, the sub-2K. If you don't have yours yet, you should go out and get it. They came out with a whole bunch of really cool stuff the past year. And the sub-2K, this is the Gen 3. So maybe some of you were like me and you already have

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daily essentials. We're talking about baby millennials and gins the years. Apparently, like, groceries, everything from groceries to lawn furniture, everything. Consumers, actually they say 35 and under, but I saw another thing that's a 30 and under. Comprice 53% of by now

pay leader users. I know. And just 35% of traditional credit card. You were for layaway? Dude, my mom was like, yeah, she liked Layaway. I never, is Layway still a thing? I think some places still do it. I always wondered of that.

Like I just, I was thinking of that. And I was, oh, no. They said apparel and accessories are the most popular product category. So basically, stuff you can't afford. Yeah. If you don't got the cash to buy it, then don't buy it. And then don't complain that you don't got no money. I mean, we're talking about, look, apparel and accessories.

Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. Let's be real. Apparently, this was just, Madonna's so cringe. What is she, like 90,000 years old? I mean, there's nothing wrong with being an older performer, but she's just like, she's like falling around on stage. She's Joe Biden and everything up. She tried to shame a fan for not standing at her concert.

But then to her horror, she realized the fan was in a wheelchair and actually couldn't physically stand. I know. That's what happens when you get high on your own farts. You just, you do stuff like this. That's just, that's so cringe. I'm going to cringe right out of this chair. It's that bad. Oh my gosh.

That's so bad. I don't even know what, this is the thing. A de-extinction company is claiming a stem cell breakthrough could produce a new pseudo-mammoth species. Okay, let's stop at the pseudo part. Because pseudo-mammoth, it could be like predator mammoth or alien mammoth or something that's going to kill us, mammoth. any one of those things. But they said that colossal biosciences, they have some plans.

They're doing the development of pluripotential stem cells, and they're trying to make, and they're calling it a pseudo-mammoth. It's either a mammoth or it's not. It's like saying pseudo-human, right? I don't know. That just kind of scares me a little bit. I don't like pseudo-anything.

Also, let's see. Ohio women were charged This is from Vegas Larry. Ohio women were charged with driving their roommate's dead body to a bank to withdraw money. NBC says that the two suspects were propping up a dude's dead body, weak in a Bernie style, to go and withdraw the cash. 55-year-old woman, a 63-year-old woman, and the body of an 80-year-old dude. And they didn't identify him until later.

But, yeah, they got some money, but they ended up getting caught. Good heavens. Stay with us. a lot more on the way. The days of the United States. Performing the I'm just this is the only part of the Oscars that I watched because

did it to watch him perform because the Broad Brigade, they were all butt hurt over him getting an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actor. And all the chicks had been left hanging out of the Barbie movie. And dude, slash came out. Not just Slash, but Wolfgang Van Halen came out and they soloed. Yeah. I didn't watch it really at all before. and I definitely didn't watch it after

but yeah they I had to watch it because I mean they that was actually I did not have slash and Barbie in the same reality on my bingo card for this year but right there it is I mean he literally came out

Slash came out in solo and then all of a sudden there's Wolfgang Van Halen and I think they should have invented a best Oscars live performance category and then given them a little gold man. So I, now, you know what? I had to watch the Barbie movie. I literally did not finish it.

Because, you know, sometimes that's part of the job, right? Part of the job, because everybody's talking about it. Everybody, I mean, there was so much stuff raging chlamydia like all over social media. Everyone was so outraged over Barbie. So I literally could not make it through the film. And I'm using literally correctly, just that of three times. So I glossed over it on air, but the Barbie movie, and we can take that audio out, the Barbie movie, the writing was so bad. Greta Gerwig's writing, I thought, and direction was so bad.

They didn't know if they made a feminist statement or not. That's how bad this was. I mean, she was so confused as hell to write a Girl Power Yee manifesto script that she leased all over her own third wave premise. and made Ken and all of the other Kens actually look like the good guy. See, because we're not supposed to talk about how Third Wave ironically took a benign male avatar created as a supporting role for a girl's toy and role playing and spitefully reduce him to a second-class citizen in a movie that was supposed to build women up by tearing men down. There's the irony in it.

So you can see why they were all angry that Ryan Gosling got a nomination and not all the copy-paste repeat feminist character. in their movie. So I just thought that was kind of interesting. It's the only reason I watched it. And then I was rewarded for that because Slash came out on stage. So that was actually kind of cool. Thanks, dudes, for making it a little bit enjoyable for a second there. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast.

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