The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Trans Rioter Learns The HARD WAY.

Episode Date: January 16, 2026

A Liberal white woman LOSES HER MIND over duck hunters in a profanity-laced tirade. A single mom is blowing up on Tiktok for creating a date deposit app so she will only date men who pre-deposit her �...��date preparation costs” ahead of time. A 21 year-old Minneapolis trans rioter attacked an ICE agent and learned his/her lesson the hard way.  Paramount only hit 1300 live viewers during the free YouTube premiere of the new woke Star TreKThank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…CovePurehttps://CovePure.com/DanaMake a New Year's resolution that sticks and improve your health with clean water. Get $200 off for a limited time.Bank on Yourselfhttps://BankOnYourself.com/Dana Bank on Yourself offers tax-free retirement income, guaranteed growth, and full control of your money. Receive your free report.Patriot Mobilehttps://PatriotMobile.com/DANA or call 972-PATRIOTSwitch to Patriot Mobile in minutes—keep your number and phone or upgrade, then take a stand today with promo code DANA for a free phone!Humannhttps://HumanN.comKick off the New Year with simple, delicious wellness support—pick up Humann’s Turmeric Chews at Sam’s Club next time you’re there and see why they’re such a fan favorite!WebRoothttps://Webroot.com/Dana Take your cybersecurity seriously! Get 60% off Webroot Total Protection today!Noble Goldhttps://NobleGoldInvestments.com/DanaThis is the year to create a more stable financial future.  Open a qualified account with Noble Gold and receive a 3 oz Silver Virtue coin free.Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Dana Lashes Absurd Truth Podcast Was this Instagram format Where did I send this at? I found it I can't remember where Is it Twitter?
Starting point is 00:00:07 I saw it yesterday too But I think I saw it on Twitter Was it on Twitter? I can't remember if his Instagram or Twitter So I have to set this up for you Because if we were to just play it It's like all beeping
Starting point is 00:00:16 And you guys aren't Going to know What the hell's happening So let me set it up Where was this at? Do we know? Some public lands It was like a marshy area
Starting point is 00:00:29 By a lake, right? And so, yeah, there's 32 sensors in it. Steve counted. So there's some duck hunters. They're out for a beautiful day, right? They're duck hunting. They got their decoys in the water. And they're going out there getting ducks, right?
Starting point is 00:00:48 And this, how old do you have to, would you say this woman is, Kane? I say in her 60s. Yeah, I was going to say 50s. Oh, dude, no. No? You don't think so? I think she's in her 60s, at least. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Hate makes you age. So she could be younger than that. We don't know. Anyway, this like REI wearing angry hippie comes over. Screaming at them. At first I thought she was saying, call, call. That's not what she was saying. In fact, she was telling them in a very flattering on way to go off somewhere in a certain way.
Starting point is 00:01:26 So they're hunting, and she is mad because they're duck hunters. That's how it starts. And they are greatly entertained by her. Watch this. This is like out in public. Imagine you're these dudes and you're trying to enjoy your day. Watch.
Starting point is 00:01:41 What a bird is at? How? What a bird is that? Farr. It's the wild camera in our habitat. Is this a game warden test? Go away! Sir, you have a license to get this Karen.
Starting point is 00:02:10 She looks like those with a worm in a way. It sounds just like a really, horrible bird there she's throwing rocks those are decoys not dug you're shooting around here I don't want you walking around here
Starting point is 00:02:33 oh fuck this is public property exactly my point we don't shoot anything alive you fuck off these are already dead I don't care they're already dead I don't like shooting you
Starting point is 00:02:48 I identified as dead already. Oh, fuck you! Fuck you! You couldn't even see that she's flicking lockers on it. Hey, I love it. I watch it. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:04 It's like duck cart. And he takes a duck down. Yeah. Eon rolled that. Here we have the North American Libra. It's the North American Karen in its habitat. Notice, instead of displaying feathers as other birds may do, the Karen screams hysterically.
Starting point is 00:03:21 what would you do in that instance? I think I would have done the same thing these dudes did. But can you imagine being so self-involved that you feel like you can walk up to people and act this way? What the hell is wrong with you? Go get mental help. That woman's crazy. I wouldn't even allow that woman to own a dog. She's nuts.
Starting point is 00:03:41 She's absolutely nuts. So it's just insane. So that's, I had to share that with you. I also have to share this with you. It is a single woman who's apparently blowing up on. TikTok because she created a date deposit. This is society. A date deposit app. Now, she's only going to date men who pre-deposit her date preparation cost ahead of time. Hmm. What does that sound like? Go ahead and watch this. Weird. After I said, I would require a deposit to take me on a date to cover
Starting point is 00:04:16 my date preparation costs. I'm now working with an app developer to make this a reality. This is actually happening. We are building the app. I'm not even exaggerating when I tell you this is the best damn dating app you have ever seen because there is a clear difference here where the woman can set the deposit rate and the man can pay for her date preparation costs. So as a woman, you're going to walk into the date already so happy and that's going to lead to a better date. Like her eyes are a third of her page. She has so many filters on. When she puts her head back, you can see them come off ever so slightly. That's just weird. That's like catfishing because you know she doesn't look like this. Also learn how to blend your bronzer because at other joys just makes your face look dirty.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Like that's a stop. You know what we call that pre-depositing for your date preparation costs? That's called prostitution. Yeah. Congratulations, Trick. You're practicing the oldest profession in the world. There you go. Good job. You figured it out like, oh my gosh, guys. It's Hadley here with three E's at the end of my name. Do you like my filter that makes me look like an anime character and, like, gives me curves in all the weird places? I don't know. But you can't figure out how to make my bronzer blend better. Anyway, you can pay me to go out with me, but don't call me a prostitute.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Maybe that's what it is. That's exactly what that is. Dude, I feel for you. She thinks she invented it. These, okay, go ahead and establish your own ho-fund me. That's okay. that's you know you can do it it's america ho fund me note to self a new website this thing yeah i'm telling you ho fund her there you go it's what it is January is when a lot of people finally stop and look at their
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Starting point is 00:07:31 and they had to take skin from my temple to fix it. There's a lot to it. I don't remember all the things that they said. I have fractures in my school that they can't fix, and I can't sneeze or cough because it's dangerous, too. I remember also when I shot, there was pepper in it, and I had pepper down my throat. I made it hard to breathe for a long time.
Starting point is 00:07:52 They pulled a piece of plastic size of a nickel out of my eye. They said I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic all throughout my eye and behind my eye and in my skull. How did that happen? So crazy. So basically, if you were to trust the testimony here of checks notes, Caden Rumler, one of my friends used the mean. of Trump on stage, you know, and said, oh, I'm Caden Rumbler and I'm going to attack a federal officer. Oh, my eye doesn't work now. He was protesting, by the way. Protesting is actually
Starting point is 00:08:37 rioting because they, I mean, they were out there, they were being violent. I mean, I can't believe that they're trying to sanctify this guy. The Church of the Holy Left has the canon him. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. We're at the top of the second hour. Just like with Renee Good, they're doing the same thing. I mean, the guy was attacking ICE agents. He was out there rioting, according to all public accounts. He literally is on video attacking a federal
Starting point is 00:09:04 officer. Like, and the guy was, the officer responded to Rumler's rioting with the absolute minimum force. I mean, there's video of him and there's also, uh,
Starting point is 00:09:19 screen grabs of it where he had a bludgeon and he charged officers and started helping attack them. He was shown with a couple of other individuals. One of them is somebody who's recording. He charged during a riot. He charged the officer with a bludgeon and they were attacking this ICE agent. They were attacking the agent. He was trying to stop. So the agents were actively arresting someone else. And he went in and started attacking. the agents that were arresting the other person. And doctors apparently were like, yeah, we didn't find any, you know, I mean, yeah, he's, you know, he's got these injuries, because he threw himself in that position. His injuries were consistent with everything he saw in the video.
Starting point is 00:10:05 What did you think was going to happen? If you run, if you charge federal agents with a bludgeon while they're actively arresting someone else, not only are you obstructing an arrest, but you're also attacking an agent, they're going to respond to force. First off, I think he's totally exaggerating his injuries, and I don't believe him. I don't believe him because the left didn't believe Kenneth Gladney when he was on video being basically, not basically, curb stomped by Russ Carnahan's stooges at a town hall in my city that I was attending, and I saw it with my own eyes. So I don't want to hear it from any of the left. You know, this is the left that was saying that Trump wasn't shot and the ICE agent wasn't run over, and that Charlie Kirk brought it on himself. So I think this guy probably just ran, you know what he did?
Starting point is 00:10:45 Probably ran into something. He probably had a hairy reed accident. Who knows? But what do you think is going to happen? Oh, I'm going to charge a federal agent. Oh, I'm all being up now. What did you think was going to happen? Hey, Kane, you think that you're going to be able to walk away untouched?
Starting point is 00:11:01 Oh, by the way, he is a chick. Wait a minute. Let me look at this. So it is a chick. Sorry, his name's Kara Rumler, but he tries to call him, she tries to call herself Kaden. I was wondering why. So she's a trans person. Yeah, apparently he's, sorry, he was Kelsey Rumler.
Starting point is 00:11:17 I said, yeah, Kaler was Kelsey Rumler, and apparently it looks like, uh, hold on. Yeah. Born a female and transitioning to a male. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, female transitioning to it. That explains the voice. No. Because I had said in Slack scrolls up, WTF voice in caps.
Starting point is 00:11:43 So it's a chick who thinks that because she pretends to have a penis, that that means she's going to have the male strength and bone density and muscle mass too. Oh, I charge federal ice agents. I got a bum eye. What do you think was going to happen, girl? I mean, she did to her eye, what she did to her lady parts. So now she can trans being blind now, too. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:12:09 No, it's completely appropriate. Don't say it's mean. I heard one of you out there in Radio Land. It's not mean at all. Yeah, Steve says, play stupid games. You're going to win stupid prizes. What in the world makes a chick, even if you're cosplaying as a dude, think that you can just run in when men, male officers are arresting another male who's already fighting them? What did you think was going to happen?
Starting point is 00:12:33 Like I blinded my idol, because I charged this officer with a bludgeon, and I actually thought I was going to beat this officer, and this officer used bare minimum force on me. And because I'm a woman pretending to be a man, I got my ass totally beat. I'm tired of it. You did this. Buy the ticket. Take the ride, chick. It's always, I, you know what? I almost did. Well, because you know, you see these names and you see the headlines in until they talk or until you see them. You don't really get the full picture. But I legit was like, why is this person? Why do they sound like that? Did they get their, did they get punched in the throat too? No, it's a chick. That's who it is. It is a chick, clearly taking testosterone. She's got that lady beard happening. So, I don't know. 21-year-old. female who pretends to be a dude who decided to bum rush cops, bum rush ice agents and ends up getting in trouble and ends up getting injured in the process. It is not at all surprising. Did you know two? I was reading this. This is from Ryan Girdesky who had said that Minnesota, apparently in in in Minnesota, Trump has deported enough illegal aliens that oh, it's resulted in over 2,400 arrests. The arrest total since January, you're looking at about 5,000 illegal aliens
Starting point is 00:13:51 arrested in Minnesota since the start of the administration. The state has around 100,000, estimated 100,000 illegal aliens. So that's about 2% of the state's total illegal alien population. And that doesn't even include the number of foreign-born who have self-deported. Now, Guderowski writes that back in 2020, when the census was looking at which state, received how many congressional districts, Minnesota held onto its eighth congressional district by only, get this, 89 people. If they had fewer than 89 people, you know, that seat would have gone to New York. But that's not a guarantee. The next census is 2030. Four years away, we got the next census. This could cost Minnesota an actual congressional seat. That's not a joke.
Starting point is 00:14:47 So many illegal aliens are disproportionately affecting the map. Democrats defending that is worse than anything that could have ever happened on January 6th. That's another point, too. My friend Scott Jennings had talked about this and said that the, because you have, I mean, this is amazing, by the way, this is just, just crazy. Yeah, 2030, the next census. So the mayor, who is it the governor, the mayor, the police chief, who else, have gone out? They've been encouraging all this stuff. I mean, they're encouraging all of it.
Starting point is 00:15:30 And I just am thinking, you know, what I just said, that this is worse than anything. I mean, actually altering the voting map, burning multiple cities over the span of years, setting a church on fire in D.C. attacking ICE agents. That all of that having an actual elected Democrats tell people to be violent and ignore the law. How is that not an insurrection? That's an insurrection. Democrats think that it doesn't count because it wasn't at the Capitol. They think that because the cities that burned weren't the capital, that that means it's not an insurrection. They think that they can stay in Minneapolis and tell people to do. disregard law to disregard order, safety, community, and just tear it all down. That's not an insurrection. So they want to dodge accountability because their shenanigans aren't at the capital complex? Because that's what I'm hearing, Kane. That's what it sounds like they're arguing. Because it's not at the capital complex. So that's dumb. That doesn't make any sense. But that's how they're doing it. They think that that gives them an excuse. But it's
Starting point is 00:16:45 It's worse than anything ever possible that could have ever happened to J6. Everything. Lorraine, apparently the chat is freaking out over the neck beard. Man, if you're going to go, dude, go all the way, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, have a Robert Barathean type of beer and personality. Go all the way, dude, man. Like, why just like, don't go just for a little bit of fluff on your chin.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Don't go for that, you know, lady beard. Go all the way. If you're going to go, dude, go full dude. my chick. Don't just like, you know, go halfway. So that is, this is all insurrection. That's all an insurrection. All of this is insurrection stuff. No other way to put it. A few other things. Can I just say I can't, 2030 that census? I feel like this is going to be a lot of states that this happens in a lot. And I think that we're going to find more and more and more. I mean, we're going to see a lot of this.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Amazing. By the way, the protester that was injured that was in Minneapolis is from Southern California. You went from Southern California to Minneapolis. These are not even local protesters. They're not even local. These are people that are running around, you know, crossing state lines to go do this. I have a feeling that a lot are going to be. There's going to be a lot of loss of these congressional seats when this
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Starting point is 00:19:40 I don't want that. It's an implant that they put in your arm. Japanese researchers developed a new form of wearable health attack that could reshape how illness is detected. It takes the form of a living skin implant, and it emits a green glow when you begin to show early signs of disease. Not unlike the orc sword from Lord of the Rings that was given to Frodo by the elves. In fact, whenever the orcs would be near, the sword would glow a light green. So it's like having an orc sword, that tech in your arm.
Starting point is 00:20:09 So it'll glow green when it detects a disease. I mean, it's actually not bad, but I could go without having the implant. You know what I'm saying? like you don't need that. Feel bad stuff. Yeah. Oh my gosh, you're glowing green. Like, where was that?
Starting point is 00:20:23 Where would it? Because the photo shows it right in your arm and it's weird looking. So I don't know. I'm just saying. It's not a bad idea though. But under Australia's new social media ban, they've removed 5 million accounts. It's illegal for anybody under the age of 16 to have their accounts. So because parents can't adequately parent their kids, the government's like, well,
Starting point is 00:20:42 it gets you stupid breeders. We're going to have to come in and pass all these dumb ones. laws that increase our power and we're just going to exploit your, you know, apathy for greater control. Geez. Seven-year-old feels lucky to be alive after a car crashed into his home and landed legit on top of him. This is sort of terrifying.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Good night. This is in Rutland, New York, where a man says he fell asleep in his living room and woke up to a car crashing into his house and landing right on top of him. He said, he got a wake-up call next thing you knew. He said, I woke up blood running down my head and a car laying on top of me. Man, he, like, woke up after that. Like the first breach into the wall didn't do it, my dude? Dang, that man's a heavy.
Starting point is 00:21:25 What are you taking, my man? What are you taking? He said a guy was running around saying, sorry, sorry, sorry. And he goes, I says, well, call 911. You know that's upstate. You know they're right by Canada when he's like, and I says, oh, my gosh. So he's happy. He said he was grateful he wasn't babysitting his niece at the time of the crash
Starting point is 00:21:44 because that would have been a lot worse. Yeah, I'd say so. good night. Also, WHO calls for higher taxes on alcohol and sugary drinks. I think the WHO needs to go dying in AIDS fire, rhetorically speaking, the World Health Organization. They said that they want to, for whatever reason, they're urging countries to put higher taxes on alcohol and sugary drinks to help prevent diseases like the COVID disease that
Starting point is 00:22:07 they help China unleash on the world. What? I want to go just, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a cup of sugar, put it in water, and just drink it after this, just cause. Out of spite. Costco is going to give you free groceries in exchange for old electronics. So if you have old electronics that you no longer use, you can consider trading them in instead of storing them indefinitely or throwing them away. It's a program powered by Fobio, a specialist in the trade industry.
Starting point is 00:22:34 They have potential rewards for devices anywhere from 2000, something for laptops, and, you know, goes up smartwatches, media players, phone, laptop, tablet, smartwatch, desktop, computer, media player. That's what they're doing. a forum on phobio's website give the details the purchase date condition you can get an instant quote print a shipping label and then take it into Costco so it's like returning something at amazon so interesting i can't even share with you what i have this uh listed under on the show sheet anyway so yeah that's that's probably as dumb as the therapy goat thing now the star trek thing because nobody's watching the new star trek because it looks like friends in space.
Starting point is 00:23:20 It's like glee, but with aliens. Yeah, I don't know. No one's watching it. I'm pulling up my story on this. Nobody, no, of course nobody's watching it because it looks absolutely stupid. The Star Trek stuff, it's like, it's bad. And I know we have some audio of this.
Starting point is 00:23:39 This is cut. Yeah, we've got it. It's got 18. Thank you. 18,000 you mean, because there's, yeah. So Star Trek cadets, are now required to get DEI training from an obnoxious lesbian. Listen.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Name of this cadet. Being a cadet in Starfleet Academy means being open to the people around you. And that connection is where time and space really live. I don't need connection. Yeah, yeah. You're a genius who owns all the suffering. I only know two things, kid. Number one, old age and treachery always triumph over.
Starting point is 00:24:22 youth and a smart mouth. Oscar Wilde. Love that dude. Skinny Butch is getting arrested. Fun fact, when he died, they had to put glass over his tombstone because people kept trying to make out with it. Number two, a smart mouth isn't worth a damn. She's not a good actress, and I can't stand her Carrie Strug haircut from like 1998. It's serving Carrie Strug 1998. I can't actually like before that. It's serving Carrie Strug 95. Like get rid of that. Like my gym teacher was like similarly aesthetic, similar aesthetic, but was like actually not way harder than that. So Star Trek is horrible.
Starting point is 00:25:09 The new start. I will not be watching it at all. They ruined it. I mean, it was already kind of going that way anyway the franchise was. So now this is Starfleet Academy and it focuses on the younger set. And they, someone described it as having a John Hughes like poster. No, that's not John Hughes. Stop it. That's friends in space. And a clingon laying on the ground, like wistfully looking up at the clouds holding someone's hand, that's not a real clingon.
Starting point is 00:25:33 I knew that that was a fake cling. That's a cosplay cling on. Those horns on his face are as fake as the filigree in the Rose Garden. No, no. That, a real clingon would have got up and smack that woman, not even doing it. So now they get DEI training from an obnoxious lesbian. It's actually it's absolute that's that was a real clip that we played you i'm not making it out that was real yay i that's one of the worst things i've ever seen there's so much that i don't even watch the only things that i the only tv that i watch i watch landman fallout uh primal the new episode came out for primal which is amazing uh if you haven't watched the first season of primal it's it is animated but it's fantastic it's like an adult it was on adult swim uh that's where you can watch the new season
Starting point is 00:26:24 primal. What else? Sometimes I watch Mary of Kingstown, but it gets real gritty. And every day is gray and sad. And I'm a goth kid, retired, but sometimes I'm like, damn it, can they just have a day of sun? These people, they're going to have vitamin D deficiency and all get rickets. Please. So just have some sunshine. Damn. And then there's a few other things. I like watching documentaries. I like watching, except for anything by Ken Burns, because it's a garbage. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's kind of what I sort of stick to. And I don't watch any, I don't watch any of the sitcom stuff. None of it.
Starting point is 00:27:05 What do you watch? You don't watch any sitcom stuff to you can. No. I watch anything like that. Not really. It's been a while since I've been able to see any sort of TV, especially series where it's like, you almost feel invested and you have to like watch the next episode type stuff. I haven't done that in a while.
Starting point is 00:27:19 The only sitcom worth watching is always sending. Philadelphia. That's it. All in one worth watching. It is so politically incorrect. It's perfect for what we do. We enjoy it. But it is so politically incorrect. It's joyous.
Starting point is 00:27:38 I mean, it's really politically incorrect to a beautiful degree. So I'm just saying, I just don't, there's no way I would watch this. Yeah, the only one I got excited about that was recent was the blacklist. Have you seen that with James Spader? No. Like, oh my God. It's very, no. It's very. I don't watch anything that even looks like
Starting point is 00:27:56 like Law & Order or anything like that. I don't watch any of that. I don't watch. I like James Spader though, but I liked him better when he was in a sloppy, like, linen, cotton weave and a coral shirt with his feathered hair in the 80s leaning in the stairwell looking like a D-bag. I was pretty in painting. He does a fantastic job
Starting point is 00:28:14 and no matter what he... Oh my gosh. James Spader's just amazing. He's fantastic. So, I don't know. I just, I don't watch a lot of that stuff. Like, if I tell you to watch something, I have really, I have invested in it and I've really watched it. So if you haven't, Landman is fantastic. And they went after that Michelle Randolph girl for, we talked about that yesterday for her monologue. But it was great.
Starting point is 00:28:38 It was really well done. I like Taylor Sheridan's stuff. I think all his stuff is really good. But yeah, I don't really watch a lot of, I don't really watch a lot of TV. If I'm not, if I, if I have free time ever, I'll like play some games, right? I'll do like Warhammer 40K, which I think some of the updates have made it kind of suck out loud a little bit. It's an amazing game, amazing gameplay, and they just have been ruining it. But we've been playing hell divers.
Starting point is 00:29:02 I created my own squad, by the way. That's the fun thing about being a married adult is I can literally create my own squad and always have a team and it's amazing. But yeah, we've been playing hell divers. So that's what we do. Yes, yes. And it shocked the hell out of Brandon Herrera. He's like, I cannot even believe I heard this sentence. I'm not like a pro gamer.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Okay. Let's not get it confused. I enjoy it. I've always played games my whole life. When I was getting ready to have my first son, I had to go be induced because he would not be evicted. And in utero. And I was playing mortal combat literally up until the time we had to leave to go to the hospital. So I taught my kids how to play games. And now look, the Padawans have become the masters. So I'm just saying, but otherwise, so much of it is horrible. There's so much stuff that the, who would watch this? What one? Was it the She-Hulk? Is that what it was called?
Starting point is 00:29:53 I don't know. It was like basically the female Shrek. She-Hulk and she twerked. Do you guys remember that? I didn't watch it, but I saw the clip online and I'm like, dear heavens. After you describing it, I'm kind of glad I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I got nauseous. There's no way I could watch this. So I don't, I can't. Oh, my gosh. Paramount, they only hit, oh my gosh, they did their free YouTube premiere. Steve says they did their free YouTube premiere of the Woke New Star Trek show and it only had 1,300 live viewers.
Starting point is 00:30:26 I actually do want the Borg to assimilate them. But you know what? They won't because their mind is mush because they do all this woke stuff. I want the Borg to just destroy them. Just I'm done with it. Just go and blow them all up. That's fine. Fallout's been really great. I don't know if you watch Fallout. It's based on the game. Very fun. Watch it all the way through. The guy who plays the ghoul, who has been in everything. I was watching Justify because I like Justified. But the series is so good. They're going to Vegas right now. I'm looking up the actor. He's so good in it. The girl who plays in it, she's been in a number. Walter, Walton Gagons is fabulous. Ella Pernell plays Lucy McLean. She's really good in it. Walton Gagons, I will watch anything with him in it. I will watch any
Starting point is 00:31:17 single thing with Walton Goggins in it because I think he is one of the best actors right now. He is so great. It is such a great series. If you have not watched Fallout, I highly encourage you to do it. It's really, really good. Fallout and Primal are two things that you guys got to watch. And you don't have to be into the video game to understand it. You just have to look at it like Fallout is the, it's a parallel universe that imagines
Starting point is 00:31:41 what happens if when we were in the Cold War and leading up to the Cold War, post, you know, between World War II and, you know, going into the Cold War, what would have happened if we would have found, you know, like Cold Fusion and done all this stuff? And we pursued something different than what we pursued in this reality. And so it shaped the world a little differently. And you have a shadow government and these different factions. And it's a really, really amazing show. And I think they've done it spectacularly. And Walton Goggins plays the ghoul in it. He's like, he's chaos neutral, believe it or not. And it's so good. It's a good series. Have you watched it, Kane? that I would help yeah don't don't pay any attention to that stupid woke Star Trek watch fall it's not it's not woke at all it is so not woke at all there's no DEI no wokeery in it
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