The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Trump's McDonald's Win Pt. 2

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

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Florida man I don't want to open this link you know what it is Don't give me these stories A Florida man was jailed for punching a dog in the face and hanging her from the leash

and it was Oh no I don't want to watch Oh my gosh don't show me the stupid auto play Donald Arthur Stickens the third 24 STI C-E-N-S Donald Arthur of Martin County

enter the hallway of an apartment hanging a nine-year-old golden retriever from a leash before punching her in the head and body several times this isn't the first time the dog was seized thankfully but the dog endured compromised airway due to hanging by the leash had blunt force trauma from six blows to the head

Humane Society of the Treasure Coast took the dog she was since she was returned to Stickins girl for Newtill deputy she's no longer in contact. He was arrested in charge with felony animal cruelty on $55,000 bond. He's also behind bars from drug charges and tampering with evidence. And I volunteer. I will pay my own way.

I'll deal with him for you. I will do it for free on behalf of Florida taxpayers. I will supply all of my own tools and implements. I'm not saying what would happen. Just saying, you know. Yeah. I'll take care of that for free for Floridians.

Happily. Happily, I will. A man was arrested after he impersonated a security guard to get into a Taylor Swift concert. Good night. He was arrested and accused of trying to gain entrance into her concert that she held at Hard Rock Stadium. 44-year-old Ivan Marriotti has been charged with falsely impersonating an officer and interference with the sporting or entertainment event. And Miami-Dade police said they were notified about 8.30 p.m.

by actual security that there was a guy. It was this dude. dressed in a suit wearing a badge over his neck. And he was trying very, very hard to look legit. And he, like, literally, he said he was hired by four women to work as a security guard, and he escorted them onto the property into their seats. And he said he didn't have a ticket. He got into the venue because he was part of security.

He claimed to work for saint security. And his story kept changing. And they asked him to name his clients, and they spoke with two women who said their aunt hired them a driver for the evening. But they said that she did not know why their driver had a badge. and she had a driver and not a security guard. And so he was placed and correct. He's still there. He's on 1,500 bomb,

but he's on an immigration hold because he's an Italian national. So, I don't know. That seems suss, right? It's weird. Why are you going to be doing that? Like, I don't know. I don't know. Let's see. A Florida woman was arrested for instructing a child to murder an infant through Roblox.

What? What? Jeez. 36-year-old woman was arrested. She was engaged in aggravated child abuse. She, got on she got she got she instructed a 10 year old to drop a two month old on a solid tiled floor in an attempt to kill the baby they were contacted by the gulf coast kids house about a two month about uh authorities where after a two month old infant suffered serious injuries after the 10 year old

dropped him on the floor uh they said the 10 year old was communicating with the woman through robox oh my gosh uh i i'm telling you what this is crazy they said they've never seen anything like this according to the law enforcement and it was truly disturbing. And unfortunately, they said she didn't thought the 10-year-old did follow up on it. And so they arrested this woman. She's, you know, going to be in the pokey for a while.

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over that McDonald's visit. Still. Still. All these flavors. All these flavors. And she chooses salty 15. Donald Trump putting on a little McDonald's costume because he thinks that's

what people do. that's what they They're not trying to empathize with us They are making fun of us They are making fun of us Donald Trump thinks that people who work at McDonald's are a joke

Elon Musk thinks that dangling money in front of a working person is a cute thing to do on the election of our lives Okay, I can't get through the rest of this. What the hell do you think your policies are? What an, oh my gosh, the irony is so thick, you'll choke to death on it.

What do you think Democrat policies are? The irony of being a Democrat, a Marxist Democrat, standing up on the stage and accusing someone like Elon Musk of dangling money in front of the working man, what the hell do you think you're doing with your $20,000 to buy a house? What the hell do you think you're doing with your money towards certain working class people of a specific skin color? What do you think that you're doing when you sit here and you try to bait people with crypto? Or you try to give people. entitlements or you want to pay

taxpayer funded trans surgeries, taxpayer funded elective abortions, money free college. What the hell do you think that was? Free college education that you're marketing that actually the working class pays for that you're lying in saneness for the

working class but the same people that you're saying that would take advantage of it are actually the only ones paying for it because it's all going to your grad school stooges. I mean the irony of getting up there and saying that while you, you have have just patented dangling cash in front of working people when you're taking it out of their back pocket. I mean, it's truly stunning. The fact that certain people in this country in

2024 lack such a self-awareness when there's so many ways to develop it within oneself is truly just chef's kiss. It really is. And the apron, you realize that they all wear aprons at McDonald's, right? That if it's not a uniform, then it's an apron. The former president was wearing an apron because that's what one does. Tell me that you don't know anything about the working class

without telling me you don't know anything about the working class. He puts on it a, she called it a costume. Is that what she thinks uniforms are? Costumes? I guess she was fortunate in that when she was slinging drinks at whatever, you know, dive bar in Manhattan that she didn't have to wear a uniform. But I dare say that it's not cosplay. And by the way, if it was so serious and such a thing to be celebrated and respected, then Prattel, why didn't you show up? Why didn't your candidate show up?

She was the one who made a big deal, if you want to talk about a costume, of putting on the McDonald's uniform or saying that she did back in 1983 without any shred of evidence. And yes, this is the time when if you're going to use that as a way to under or to diminish your very privileged background and make it seem like you're more of the people and that you make a big deal out of it not once, not twice, not three times, but several times. And you make it actually kind of a focus of your campaign, then yeah, you don't get to act defended when someone says prove it. You don't get to act upset when someone says, oh, you, you've said repeatedly that you've worked at McDonald's. McDonald's can't provide any evidence in New York.

Times didn't find anything. Now, we all know, and I can tell who on X works and who doesn't, and I can tell all the progressives that are defending this, and they're saying, well, I didn't keep pay stubs from whatever, my first job. Oh, that's precious. Have you heard of a thing called Social Security. I mean, tell me that you've never worked without telling me you've never works. I'm basically talking to people on welfare who have enough money to probably have the newest Apple phone and are on X all day, lamenting the fact that Kamala Harris is being asked to prove the things that she's claiming on the campaign trail, Kelhor. But Social Security actually tracks all of this. You know, you have to take stuff out for FICA. They're tracking all of this.

They know whether or not you've worked at McDonald's or not. And I just think, you know, it's probably not such a big deal for a Kamala Harris to provide a screenshot stating such. I mean, that would shut everybody up immediately. But, you know, what she could have done too, she could have just gone to a McDonald's. She could have preempted Trump. Anyone from a mile away could have seen this coming. You knew he was going to do this, but she just, she's got the day off today. Didn't Trump remark on this cane? Yeah, let's get that ready. Because she, I don't know what, she took the day off today. I mean, it's only like less than two. weeks out from the election. She needs a break. Is she going to go to Biden's Delaware Beach House? I mean,

where does one, like, Kamala Harris go when she wants to take a day off? She's got a day off from campaigning, guys. Yeah, this is what Trump had to say about it. I was going to hit her really hard on the trail today, but now I don't have to because she's off. She's off. No, I can't get home for it. Who the hell takes off? You have 14 days left, and she'll take a couple of more days off too. You know why she's lazy as hell and she's got that reputation? She's a radical left lunatic. She's further left

than Bernie Sanders or Pocahontas. Now Pocahontas because I think is Pocahontas, Rick, is Pocahontas further left than Bernie? Just about, right? It's close. It's close. Who the hell cares? Rick says, yeah, I don't know. But they're out there. But she's

the furthest left. He's at the draw in Florida and they're holding, it was, what, a Latino, like roundtable or summit where he's talking with voters out there. And, you know, he's, you know, she's, I don't, why do you have to, why do you have to take the day off? Who does that? Two weeks out from an election. Bruce Springsteen is headlining. She's having a big rally in Atlanta. Bruce Springsteen is headlining. Jeez. I, here's where I'm torn. I'm not going to be ignorant. to you just because you have a different opinion than I do. You can be wrong and you are completely free to be so wrong. I may express concern when your horrible logic imperils you or your family and I may possibly offer a, maybe suggest an alternative. Just suggest, but I'm not going to hate you. I'm not

going to judge you. Well, I will. I'm going to judge you for being wrong, but I'm not going to, I'm not going to be mean to you. but if you're mean then it's like I was born to be mean back and I will be meaner and it's not anything I take pride in it is not a virtue it is absolutely a fault

it is a thorn in my side that I have been given to deal with for this life but I'm saying this because I'm torn on Bruce Springsteen he's not a jerk about it but he almost is right right

he's like not a jerk he's not like green Day, who's horrible, by the way, and their music makes people sterile. He's not like Green Day, but he's right up there. And also, shut up. Like, you want to talk about cosplay as the working man? What does he been doing for his whole career? Right? I don't know. He's playing, oh, he's playing this event in Atlanta. Is Lizzo going to twerk at it? Remember she was going to be there? Or she was at one event and she, Had our dancers and they were all there and it's just so family friendly.

I don't know. Maybe they're going to lie and say Beyonce's going to show up and she'll never show up. That was also chef's kiss. They've already had 1.6 million Georgians cast their ballots already. Democrats are trying to pump up the early turnout in Georgia. According to AJC. He's headlining a Kamala Harris rally in Gwynett County on Thursday. Is that really going to play well there?

Who is she going after with Bruce Springsteen? Think about it. Who's she going after with Bruce Springsteen? I'm made of questions about this. I mean, isn't he Jersey, number one? So does that play well down in Georgia? Where am I just don't know if that plays well down there, does it? I just feel like, yeah.

I mean, I guess it's better than James Taylor. I don't know. I don't dislike Bruce Springsteen. There's like a, there's like a song of his that I like, a song. I just, it's not my jam. I'm not going to, you know, make fun of him or make fun of you for, not if he's mean, Katie Bar the Door. If he gets up there and says stupid stuff, then, oh my gosh. Yeah, let's, let's have at it. But I don't know. I just, just is weird. Like, that's who you're using to go after Dr. Okay. I don't know. She's trying to get like what, old white moderates? Is that if she's going after her? I feel like at this point, if you're undecided, you're staying home.

You're not actually going to go out and vote. If you're undecided at this point, you're but staying home. Let's be real about it. I mean, how are you that unengaged? At some point, the responsibility falls on the shoulders of the voters. And those type of people, yes, you are not too damn busy to do that. I mean, for crying out loud, the founders ran entire farms and they took care of their family and their parents. And they didn't have the internet.

They had nothing, and they still did what they did, and we're aware of everything. I feel like, you know, maybe people can, you know, hop on online or watch the dean to kind of pay attention to some of stuff happening out there. If you're undecided, WTF, why? And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. All right, here's a big old long headline and a weird old story. Here you go. Ready?

Tulsa. Suspect flees police while clutching the snake and then with later, found with drugs and cash. Tulsa Police Department said early Thursday morning of last week, a suspect led officers on a pursuit. They were trying to arrest a guy who was clutching a python.

The officers pulled the car over and spoke to the driver who would not provide them with identification or insurance. And he said he was traveling. He had a headlight out and he said that wasn't a crime except, you know, that kind of, you can get a ticket for it. And he yelled a

a small python during the stop. And they said it wasn't a threatening situation, but they're like, that was weird. Why are you driving literally with a snake? Like holding a snake. It's not, you know, like an actual physical like reptile. Like why? And then he drove off, led police on a short chase through a nearby home, bailed out, tried running away while holding the snake. They arrested him, took him to the ground, arrested him.

They found, oh, 92 grams of fentanyl, lots of cash. He was arrested for eluding because he's a former, he's a convict. And so he's got felony convictions. trafficking fentanyl, drug possession, obstruction, resisting arrest, operating vehicle with no headlaced, no driver's license, no insurance. And the snake was okay, but he was released to a friend. And they don't know if it's sad, if it experienced any anguish. I can't believe it's an actual headline that I have, but it's true. Tulsa Man's Given Florida made a room for their money.

Let's see. Oh, I am not reading this one. We'll talk about the car going airborne. So this is in Torrance, since California, an out-of-control car. This is Southern California when airborne flew through a fence at a high school in Torrance Saturday afternoon, landing right next to a football field mid-game. It was a Jeep. Flew through the air landed up right on the track, right by where the game was on the field.

And they said the next thing people heard was a thud-thud and then a boom, and then they saw the fence from the high school gone and a Jeep there. Wow. The video shows the driver's legs are tied up before he. he's getting taken away on a stretcher. So my goodness, it's neither the driver nor anybody in the field sustained any other, like, injuries. So good heavens.

The world's oldest paper boy retires at the age of 82, seven decades into the job. He says there's nothing else left to achieve. Good for him. See? All tall dignity and work. Have you noticed, too? This is my favorite thing about voting. When you're standing in line to go vote as you get it.

Do you know how people get like real like, not like aggressive? or anything. But they're like going to go perform this sacred action. Right? Like they're going like they're going into a holy vestibule. They're going to go cast a vote. And they it's it's kind of funny. And people would always say don't take pit. Well, they have signs you can't take. I would I get real nervous about things not match in. So I would want I like I want a screenshot of what happened and then what's on my ballot so I can compare in case there's any kind of argument. that's me. I was like to have like double backup, triple backup. But it's very interesting.

Then people go, and everybody, I'm one of the people that's like, I must have the sticker. Are you a sticker person? I haven't gotten it every time. I've been like this since I was 18 years old. I realized the other, the last time I voted in the local election that I grabbed a sticker, put it in my pocket. Then I went home and put it on my dresser and I realized I already had another sticker there. So I clearly don't care about the stickers. Well, I'll say this too.

It was funny because when we moved here to Texas, it was in 2013. And then I think it was 14 where it was midterm elections. I could have voted a Missouri in Texas because Missouri messed up and tried to send me. Yeah. I corrected it because I'm an honest person. But there was one percent of me that was like, let you go back to Missouri. and phone. There was one little devil right there. And it was like, why don't you go back? I'm not going to lie. I did. I corrected it. I did because I'm an honest person. I corrected it. But I noticed that

some people's stickers in their area, I like looking at the stickers that people get because some people's precincts are like really fancy. Have you noticed this? Like this one person said they had special stickers for the first day of voting. Another set of special stickers for the first week of voting. And then you get like a different sticker if you voted the day of. Like what is with that? Like where's, because I am the person.

I am the person motivated. Some of you like this are like this, share this trait with me by stickers. So the bucket thing, the pizza hut booket thing back in school, I just did it for the stickers, man. I did it for the stickers and the pizza. Give me a book.

I'll read it. I did it all for the stickers. The what? The stickers. The what? I did it all. Like more than the pizza. the pizza. I wanted to have the most stickers by my name on the chart. That is what that kind of stuff

motivates me. Oh, and I did. Like I had so many, they had to put an extra piece of paper because I just kept going. And I got the pizza party, but then I was like, I don't want to invite any of you damn kids in my pizza party. It's all my pizza. I invited like four friends. I was like, screw you all. You all didn't help me in this. It was like the meme of the mom that made a big, made a big feast for Thanksgiving, but she just wanted a picture of her with the food. And she was none of y'all help i don't i was like i'm not going to invite any of y'all fools to my pizza party only four only four y'all can come but um i'm just saying i now i'm like i i want we don't have them fancy stickers we just have the i voted and those are nice like don't you know but i'm just

saying like how do you get your precinct could do you just like have to tell your precinct can we invest in some like fancier stickers like why do they got to be so twee like i want them to be So we have this thing here. I'm going to get back to the meat and potatoes of it. How many of you out there know what a Texas mom is? Can you know what Texas mom is? Juan, you know what a Texas mom is? Oh, yeah.

Steve, do you know what a Texas mom is? Oh, my gosh. Can you imagine Steve at a homecoming week seeing some of these moms? It is ridiculous. So let me, Texas moms, it's not a flower. And I'm going to bring this all to, I'm going to bring this tugboat to shore, so bear with me. It's not a flower. It's a thing that I discover that they do here in

Texas, and it is a big tradition. And so the boys get one and the girls get a different. When you go to the homecoming, you don't just get a corsage. The boys get an armband that's a little mom, and the girls get a big giant mom. And it started out as like a homemade, like a little flower that they would wear.

And then it turned into where they add bells and whistles and lights, and it is as big as the girls. Now, it is a big thing. And if you're senior in high school and you're a girl, then it has to reflect your seniority status, right? And sometimes the biggest ones are so, they're so obnoxious. And the girls, they only wear them for one week. They don't wear them to the dance. They only wear them for one week. And they are completely over the top. And they wear them all week. And it's like a sign of, and you wear them

if you've been asked to homecoming. The boys got to get the girls, the moms, and the girls get the boys, their arm corsages. And it's just, and we got a couple pictures. It is very much, a Texas thing. And, yeah, we've had to do the mom thing. And they are not cheap. If you, now, what Juan is showing you, oh, yeah, she's probably a senior because hers is bigger than her. This is normal.

This is normal here. This is what all these girls wear. It's normal. She's a senior because she has all light colors. And they usually wear like silver or pastels. And it's like as big as they are. They go wear that all week. They don't wear it to the dance.

They work to the homecoming game and that concludes it. And then, you know, they don't wear it. anymore. And then they have like trinkets on them, like if they're in cheer, if they're in a sport, has their initials on it. Some people go really over the top. The reason I bring this up is because why can't my I voted sticker be like that? I'm just saying, I want it big and gaudy. I'm a maximalist. We don't, I do not allow the phrase, and I'm only going to break my rule once to say it to illustrate it for you. I do not believe in less is more. More is more. And I just want a big, giant sticker that says I voted. If it has lights on it, that's great. I mean, can we like,

can we do like an in-app purchase? I don't know. Like, is there a way, I just want something big and obnoxious, you know, because I know, especially if people around town see me and know who I am, and if they see that I voted, they can feel sad because I just canceled out their progressive vote. And I want that to come through in my giant obnoxious Texas mom size I voted sticker. Is that too much to ask? See, I feel like. I'm asking for something small. I'm not asking for a lot. I feel like Charlie Brown's little sister, Sally.

I'm just asking for what is owed to me. I'm just asking for my share. Just saying. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

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