The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: USA Cycling's Gender Gatekeeping

Episode Date: September 17, 2025

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Dana Lashes of Surtruth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. A Florida man, 68 years old, chased a bunch of juveniles at Walmart with a filet knife, according to a report. Thomas Edward Oll was charged with two counts of aggravated assault, deadly weapon without intent to kill, and two counts of child abuse without great bodily harm. He said that they bumped into him and made fun of his voice box. So he thought, I'll show them that it's mean to make fun of people by chasing them with a fillet knife.

Pretty sure that that's, yes, should the kids have been raised better? Yeah, but Kane, a full, they were very particular. They didn't just, I was surprised it's not a machete. Right. It's the first time it wasn't a machete. It was a filet knife. Much smaller and probably sharper. Yeah.

So they were apparently making fun of his voice box. And so he was very upset about that. and chase them with a filet knife, which you never should never obviously do. Let's see. A Sarasota couple, this is awful. They were accused of child neglect, and they were on dope and caught drinking beer under a tent. Like, were they homeless or just, like, pretending to be? I'm sorry, the word for that is called camping.

They said they found Crystal Cates. That's her, I'm sorry, that's her name. That sounds like a strip club. It sounds like, it sounds like a. review of strippers, like literally like the Rockheads, but it's the Crystal Cates and they're all named Kate and they're all in Lusite heels with like goldfish in them. That's what it sounds like. And the fish are just shaking to death as they kick. I don't know where this is going, but you know what I mean? Crystal Cates, right? Seriously. Torrance Bulls, 37 and 50. They were sitting under a tent

drinking beer without a kid in sight. And then they, the police, that's where they found them. Their kid was left home and was in danger, apparently. The conditions of the home and child were severe enough to remove the child and place her with a family member in Manatee County. But yeah, they said that they were on drugs, just drinking beer under a tent. And when you see pictures of the house that they lived in, the tent might actually be better because it was disgusting and full of feces and nastiness and horrible. The child's hair was matted with debris and food. She was wearing a diaper that was so soiled, it was about to tear from the weight and was

unable to speak. They said that it was, oh, my gosh, a really, really. bad place for a kid to be. So the tent was probably better in that case. That's horrible. That's, there's no excuse for it. Let's see. This, uh, a wrong way driver sideswipes Tampa police on the I4. And then she tries to say that her husband did it, except her husband wasn't in the car. Wrong way driver. It was 2.30 in the morning. Heading in the wrong way on the eastbound lanes. Uh, they, uh, she sideswipes someone. Tampa police tried to stop her. Kristen B.L. 24. She refused to pull over. And then she tried telling them when they finally got her. Oh, no, it was, they go,

do you realize you were going the wrong way in the interstate? And she goes, on this interstate? No. I'm not getting, I'm reading it. This car, are you serious? And then they were, they were like, yeah, we're totally serious. They go, what do you mean? You were literally driving home. And she goes, no, he's driving us home. And they go, who? And she's like, my husband. And they're like, where is he? because he's not here. He wasn't driving the car. So she was arrested, charged with DUI, aggravating fleeing to elude,

and fleeing to elude at high speed, and she was taken to jail. Promptly to jail. She didn't get to Pesco. A Florida man and his roommate got into a fight over trash, and then the Florida man said he was going to shoot him with a crossbow over it.

Key Largo. He said he was trying to shoot his roommate in the head with a crossbow. The roommate found a bottle of vodka in the trash, and then the suspect then after that thought that, well, the only way to resolve this is with a crossbow. The Monroe County Sheriff's Office were called to the house. It was about six in the morning.

They made contact. They're all like in their 60s. The victim was 69 years old. He was lying in the front yard, bleeding from his face. They found all these arrows laying near him. The victim said the guy lured him to the property and then tried to kill him by getting me with an arrow. Like, I can't. I have known.

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A woman's sports activist was berated by a man at this cycling event because she was asking questions about a dude being on the women's team. And this was a California woman named Beth Bourne. And she was berated by organizers at this USA cycling event. She had asked whether or not the competitors had actually been tested to make sure that, you know, for their sex at birth. Listen to this. This is 20. Hi.

You guys, will there be any testing to see if? they're all women in this race. Hey, we have policies in place. Oh, sorry. You can stop filming me. Give me my phone. Do not. Get me.

Do not. Why is she doing the Hitler salute? Yeah, why is she doing the Nazi salute that lady? She just started Nazi saluting. She can't help it. She's trans Tifa. They can't help it. They're just like, no, Nazi salute.

So this, she simply asked a question. And she had every right to ask it, because if you remember, the US cycling team has a man on the team on the women's team and a man on the women's team who was celebrating the execution of Kirk, right? There was another video out there. I think I put in Slack like yesterday or the day before that it was very similar. There was a woman who was simply holding a sign talking about women and men and women sports and she had her sign taken and was berated by this man who decided to get in her face. And of course, he was a trans activist. And I'm like, That's just so perfectly encapsulates everything with the progressive patriarchy.

It's just a reason for dudes to go out and abuse women and then they fall back on. But I'm dressing like a woman, so I get female protections, right? That's that, I mean, think about it. That's a pretty neat trick. Oh, wait a minute. How can we beat women and get away with it? We'll pretend we're women. Neat trick, huh?

So you can go ahead and cut that one. That one can go up too. Because it's true. Think about it. You're going to go beat up a woman. and you want to get away with it. Well, I'll just pretend. I'll just identify as a woman then.

Oh, but now I'm a special protected class. I am more specialer than you, woman. I am a man who wants to be a woman. Oh, ha. I'm a specialer. Now move over. I got a piece. Yeah.

Now call me, ma'am. That's, you remind me of Katie Turs' dad when he had that dust up with Ben Shapiro on stage. Or no, they weren't on stage. We're on somebody's show. I can't remember. And Katie Turs' dad, I think his name is Zoe. He's a piece of word, too. He, uh, he, Ben didn't call a ma'am, and he was like, he literally leaned over and was like,

You're going to go home in an ambulance. And Ben being, you know, the lovable dork that he is, was like, well, that's not where an ambulance takes you. An ambulance takes you to the hospital. It doesn't take you home. He just sat there staring at him. He wasn't processing that he was about, that this large man was trying to kick his ass for not calling him ma'am and affirming his fantasy. He was just trying to figure out the

illogical thing that he said. Like, wait a minute, that doesn't compute. The ambulance is supposed to take you to the hospital, not at home. But they're always been, they're always violent. I've only met one, maybe two trans people that weren't nuts. No pun intended. I mean, they had them, but they weren't that, you know. Tanner, you're so mean. You had the moderate, buy the ticket take the ride Now with that I wanted to play this for you Audio is down by 21

An immigrant in the UK I don't know if he's legal or not But a Muslim immigrant in the UK Is very angry Because he thought that he could just park his car On the sidewalk I don't know if he's from Pakistan or wherever He's from if that's you can just park your car

Wherever the hell you feel like getting out like I'm done Driving now I'm just going to stop and park get out of, leave my car here. Well, he got in trouble. And because he was expected to follow the law like everyone else in the UK was, that was racism. Audio sound by 21. I can't. NSL, Wolverhampton.

NSL Wolverhampton, 315. Okay. So they told you to come here during the prayer times, right? I'm not coming here by myself. Oh, by yourself. Oh, so is it you who hating Muslims' players time, right? Do you have some problem with my religion? Do you have a problem with like parking on sidewalk?

What are you doing here just at this time? You can't park like that. Yeah, I understand it, but why you're not here every day? Why didn't you love your God enough to show early enough to park properly? No, you got coming up. Am I abusing him? Hello, brothers. Am I abusing him?

I would not even be dealing with us. I'd be like, looks like you should have loved your God enough to get here early enough so that you had time to park your stupid car. It's not my fault if you didn't love your God enough to do that. And you're just pretending right now for the cameras, absolute POS. It's not my problem. And then just ended it. Not even. He got mad because he had to hurry up and park his car on the sidewalk. Which you can't do, a shocker, you can't do that in the UK either, right? Imagine you're going to church. Let's put this in a different perspective. Imagine you're

going to church, right? I don't even know if this guy was late for church or not. I'm just assuming. But you're like, I'm just done driving. I'm just going to park right here on the sidewalk by the church. just in a park on the sidewalk and you get off on the right here. Well, you can't do that, obviously. So if you were to get ticketed, what would your response be? Would you say, oh, I came from a backhole, hellhole country that just parks their cars if they have them wherever, you know, I didn't know I couldn't park here. I'm like barely civilized. Would that be your response? Would it be, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm just a whole. I just, you know, I just parked my car here because I'm a jerk. Or would it be, Why are you a racist?

Why did you choose to come here during religious times? It's our time for worship. Why did you come here? Well, because the car was there on the road at that time. That's why. It just, because it coincided with the time that you worship is completely irrelevant. Do you see the manner in which I just, I can't even. Now, Dearborn, the mayor of Dearborn, the mayor of Dearborn.

airborne, Abdullah Hammond, he told a Christian resident, you do not belong in the city. Get out and you're not welcome here. This is audio sound by 22. This is a mayor, an elected official. Watch. I mean, Hezbollah, you know, bombed the embassy in Beirut and including many Americans. So I just feel it's quite inappropriate. You are an Islamophobic. And although you live here, I want you to know as mayor, you are not welcome here. And the day you move out of the city will be the day that I launch a parade, celebrating the fact that you moved out of the city because you are not somebody who's not chopping his head off or anything you know so that's a that's some evolution i guess you could tell he wanted to though he's in his his his voice was saying one thing but the tenor of his voice was saying something different he was about to alahu akbar on him he was he was that's just an ignorant thing to say like well even though you live here uh you know i'm gonna have a parade when you leave are you like what is your damage like what is your damage can you this guy is mayor. This is, again, this is in Dearborn, Abdullah Hammond. And the guy, what did the guy say that was so offensive? Truth? He didn't say anything that was wrong. Hezbollah did carry out bombing raids. They absolutely did. Yes, they did absolutely kill Americans. Yes, they absolutely

are backed by Iran. Yes, they are absolutely balls to the wall nuts. Yes, they're evil terrorists. there is literally no there's no debate here it's like saying well is Satan bad so offensive I'm going to throw a parade when you leave what in the world what is happening here this is the United States of America

now where can you imagine if a Baptist preacher if a priest had said this to someone imagine like your priest getting up there and going yeah well you know even though you live here I'm going to celebrate when you leave I mean can you imagine what if it's like an evangelical pastor who would say something like that. The left would be like, oh, separation of

church and state. That's all you would hear. Separation of church and state because they love saying that except when it involves someone that they're afraid will cut their heads off. And then they're like, oh, shh. Well, can't talk about that whole. It's how they always act. No, they would, they didn't say anything. They haven't said anything. You have a sitting mayor who's threatening a citizen for speaking truth. That's absolutely insane. I can't. And that's happening in Dearborn, Michigan.

In Dearborn, Michigan. A little more good issue. I'm just saying. It's colonialism. That's colonization. What you saw in the UK? That idea that we're going to falsely accuse you of bigotry when we have to follow

the law like everybody else, that's colonization. And they are weaponizing this whole, this is CRT is so dangerous. They're weaponizing all of that Marxist clap trap as a way to, as a tactic of doing it. It's colonization. It's an invasion without firing a shot. It's brilliant, actually. But, I mean, kind of brilliant. It's only brilliant in the fact that, wow, I can't believe how brilliantly weak and cowardly so many Western leaders are that they don't stand up to this type of stuff. I'm so tight. You know what? The Arabic, the colonization of parts of Africa and parts of Europe, I don't want to hear about European colonization anymore. Shut up. I don't want to hear anything about it. Why don't you talk about the Islamism? colonization and radical colonization. Why not talk about some of that? Oh, because they'll chop our heads off. Well, that's my point. It is our friends over at Keltek, the PR 57. Rotary barrel pistol chambered in 57. It's the lightest 5-7 that's on the market. And they achieve this in a couple of different ways,

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She hit him in the head with a hatchet while he slept. She was arrested. Lena Doliviera, when police arrived on the, seeing the victim told officers he was alone he'd been attacked without warning he was taken to the emergency room for treatment and he said he was attacked by his girlfriend she they suspected that she was out of it uh and then uh anyway they they arrested her and uh she's charged with attempted murder and aggravated assault her court date is in october oh my gosh like why are why are people insane small plane crash landed near a high school in toronto i'm gonna be oh let me actually do this

one. This is a USA today. A man got attacked on his lawn mower by a bear. 72-year-old man in Arkansas. He was mowing his lawn. Vernon Patton. He'd been in hospice after he was attacked. And he was critically injured. He was on his tractor lawnmower in rural Franklin County. It is the first known bear attack in Arkansas in a quarter century. He was riding his tractor and his son found him being attacked by a yearling, bear. It's about 75, 70-pound black bear. A witness that the bear was in the process of attacking him when his son showed up, began throwing rocks at the animal. Game wardens responded to the scene. They had a fatally shoot the animal. And then they said he was moved to surgery for the day of the

attack, but his injuries were so extensive. They said it was not survivable. And his son witnessed the whole thing. So they were, the bear tested, shockingly, negative for rabies and distemper. So they tested after they put down the bear. But that is horrifying. Just horrifying. Golly. That is a determined animal if you're on a tractor

because he was actively mowing grass. So, I don't know. Let's see. This, in Queens, is there a cat that's running for office? Apparently. It's New York. Yeah, it's New York.

Well, it's a cane. It's a giant. So. Makes sense. Better known as Leo the cat. It's going to replace term limited moderate Democrat Robert Holden on a city council in Western Queens. Yeah?

They're not serious. These people can't, they're not serious. No. It's Mr. Mingus. I don't know what its name is. This cat, I don't know how this has gotten this far. It only has 139 followers on Instagram. and they made these little posters where they have it all over,

Leo Nemoosh, they have it all over, that's his name, all over the Western Queens. Okay, God, help us all, I don't know. They think it's a joke, but it's actually, like, people will vote for it. Being underweight might be deadlier than being overweight. I actually do think thus, because if you're underweight and, like, if you're, you know, as you get older, I just know a lot of, like, thin old people that, you know, they fall, they don't have anything to cushion that fall, they break bones, they get sick,

they get flu, they don't have a lot that consistently. sustain them. Yeah, I think as I get older, I would rather, my grandma was always like, you got to pick your face of your body. And I'm like, I'd totally, I'd pick face because I'm just going to get, everyone's always like, what do you have done? I don't have anything done. I just don't wear hardly any makeup anymore, except for my eyes. And everyone's like, what did you do? Or I'll cut my hair and they'll say I got my extensions out. But my anti-aging plan is literally to get like fat. Not kidding. Think about it. It's natural filler. Like smooths everything out. Because I pick, I'm not going to stop eating snacks, so I will pick face over body when I get like 80 years old.

So I'm going to have a cushion, right? So that solves that dilemma right there. We have seen an alleged murder with such specific text messages about the alleged murder weapon, where it was hidden, how it was placed, what was on it. But also, it was very touching in a way that I think many of us didn't expect, a very intimate portrait into this relationship between the suspect's roommate and the suspect's. himself with him repeatedly calling his roommate who was transitioning, calling him my love, and I want to protect you, my love. So it was this duality of someone who the attorney said not only jeopardize the life of Charlie Kirk and the crowd, but was doing it in front of children, which is one of the aggravating circumstances of this case.

And on the other hand, he was, you know, speaking so lovingly about his partner. So very interesting, and as Pierre said, riveting press conference, David. It was time. It was riveting. It's the new hallmark story of Romeo and Julius. It's what the, it's just, it was just absolutely, it was the duality. Because he tripled this reporter, he tripled, quadrupled down on all of this. And, oh, man, it's bad.

It's just bad. I saw this yesterday. when did this air? This aired, wasn't like their news yet. It was like yesterday, yesterday late afternoon. It was like right at Matt Gutman on ABC. So it was like their,

I want to say like their 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock news. And when I saw this in full honesty on social media, I didn't believe that it was true because it was so bad. Because I saw the caption, the quote of what he said and then I saw the screenshot on the video and I went

because you know how sometimes you see things and you're like oh my gosh satire so I can't even tell the difference oh my gosh it was bad do we have the audio where he doubled down okay go ahead and play this because if you thought that was bad well there's more

it is it's heartbreaking on so many levels Kira obviously Charlie Kirk was murdered brutally in front of a crowd of thousands of people who watched him being shot through the neck and then essentially bleed out in front of him. And I think one of the things that the attorney here made a very fine point about

is that a lot of these charges, seven charges, were aggravated because children were present. Children witnessed this. Children were put in harm's way. And that was something that obviously is aggravating here, and that's one of the reasons that the suspect, in addition to the alleged murder being political in nature, is facing the death penalty.

They're going for the death penalty. And on the other hand, there is this duality of a very, a portrait of a very human person, a very human experience from this entire family, as you mentioned it. The mother who essentially discovered that it was her son who had done this, the kid who had got a 34 out of 36 on the ACTs, who had a 4.0, who got a full ride to college here, that that kid was the one who allegedly perpetrated. She saw those pictures and identified him essentially. King?

I don't even I don't even Trying really hard here Trying very very hard He issued this grovelling I can't tell you what I have it down on the rundown as Really can't can't You sure?

He issued this groveling Apology And And still trying to figure out how in the world, I mean, it's just so in that moment, that's what you think of. He said that he deeply regrets describing text messages between Charlie Kirk's murderer and his twink transgender partner is very touching. This is what he said. He said, quote, it's from his official account, yesterday I tried to underscore the jarring contrast

between this cold-blooded assassination of Charlie Kirk, a man who dedicated his life to public dialogue and the personal disturbing texts read aloud by the Utah County attorney at the press conference. He adds, I deeply regret that my words did not make that clear. But let there be zero doubt here. I unequivocally condemn this horrific crime and the pain it caused Charlie Kirk's family, those who were forced to witness it at UVU and the millions of people he inspired. I deeply regret that you didn't understand me. I deeply regret. my fault. I mean, there's no,

there is no, I don't even know. I, um, I, uh, it's like they were trying, it's like they were describing the new Christmas movie on Hallmark, you know, because it's going to,

the moment it turns September, it's like Hallmark brings out their Christmas. Like, it's time for Hallmark Christmas. And it's almost like that's what they were doing. Like, it's a killer and his Twinkie, it's a killer and his tweaky trans, boyfriend and the duality of their love. You know, Romeo and Julius, the next

Hallmark Christmas movie. Yeah, I just don't, Romeo and Julius go to a snow globe factory. It's like, you know, I don't know. That's like how they, that's like what it felt like, how they were trying to describe it. And there is no humanizing a monster. Just stop. There's no humanizing any of this.

Not a single bit. If you are a subscriber over at Substack, I had a piece that that came out earlier, well, yesterday for you subscribers. Because I was kind of writing about this idea of, you know, because I got a ton of headlines here, like more on this killer. You know, apparently he was telling, I mean, he was telling his twink boyfriend to delete all of their messages, et cetera. I mean, it goes on and on and on.

But, you know, I was thinking about this, and I wrote this piece because I thought, thought, you know, really when you think about the story of Harrison Bergeron, I don't know how many people read it in school. It's a short story by Kurt Vonnegut. It is exactly right now, because it's a short story that gets into how everybody has to handicap themselves so that everyone can be equal, right? They said that, I mean, it starts out the year was 2081 and everyone was finally equal, and they weren't only equal before God and the law, but they were equal in every which way. and nobody was smarter than anybody else, and nobody was better looking than anybody else, and nobody was stronger or quicker than anyone else, and that was all due to the equality,

brought about by the 211, 211, and 213 amendments, and the United States handicapper general. And it gets into the characters. Hazel had a perfectly average intelligence, which meant she couldn't think about anything except short burst. And George, while his intelligence was way above normal, had a little mental handicap radio in his ear. It was required by law to wear it at all times, and it had to be tuned to a government transmitter and every 20 seconds or so, the transmitter would send out some sharp noise to keep people like George from taking unfair advantage of their brains. Except it happened a hell of a lot sooner. I mean, it's happened sooner than 2081. It's 20, 25, and we're in it. But

if I'm being honest, it predates 2008. That's the real part of it. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast. Thank you.