The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Walmart Girl

Episode Date: December 23, 2024

A young girl absolutely destroys a Walmart with no parental supervision as bystanders let it happen. Meanwhile, China unveils all-terrain SPHERICAL robocops to chase down, bludgeon & catch criminals using a net-launching Please visit our great sponsors:Black Rifle Coffeehttps://blackriflecoffee.com/danaUse code DANA to save 20% on your next order.  Byrnahttps://byrna.com/danaGive the gift of personal safety this holiday season with Byrna.com/DanaPreBornhttps://preborn.com/danaEvery contribution counts.  To donate securely dial #250 and say keyword BABY or visit Preborn.com/DANA. ReadyWise https://readywise.comUse promo code Dana20 to save 20% on your entire purchase.

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Yeah, and a dude in a riding mower came cruising down the middle of the street. I mean, this all happened at the same time. Dude was bass fishing in the street, and another dude was driving a riding lawnmower. It's like a CNN weather report. No joke, right. Yeah, it's like a CNN weather report. And he came, like, he came cruising through right through the middle of the scene. And they had a news crew there. And he didn't have a care in the world.

And the guy released the bass back in the water. He's like, we came out here to fish after the storm. He's like, you know, it's not fun for people whose stuff get ruined. He's like, you know, what are you going to do right now? Just, you know, everything's flooded. You're out there trying to, you know, this is all you can do. Too funny. This, a bearded Florida man casually joined a women's only poker tournament.

And he won $5,000 and got away with it. He used the anti-discrimination legislation. So they can't ban men from entering into a women's tournament. So he ended up defeating the female lead. and took home over $5,000, according to the Las Vegas review. His, there's video of it. Some of the, some players were putting a bounty on him. They said, good luck, but not really.

But yeah, he entered into the tournament and he couldn't, they couldn't keep him out of it. Yeah, he did beat all the women. That is correct. He beat all of the women. This, can you, this story? Have you ever, like, had a dream and then, like, you're mad, your spouse? or something in your dream and you wake up and it takes a second to realize you're not dreaming and you're like you're mad at them for absolutely nothing so this woman was charged with domestic violence because

her okay so she got mad at her husband and attacked him because there was a woman on television they were watching television and the woman on tv reminded her of her husband's former fling it's coral springs police they responded to the call at a resident at a residence and the caller said a verbal argument between the spouses. The couple got, they had over, apparently the guy had cheated on her with this chick and the, some woman on television, it

resembled the chick that he had cheated on his wife with and the wife got mad and attacked the husband and that's what happened. Yeah, and yeah, it was bad. She threw all kinds of items at him. She scratched and bit him. I mean, he did cheat,

so, but they said that he, And he actually finally, she, look, he took her to the ground because she wouldn't, she wouldn't stop aggravating him and biting him and scratching him. So he forcibly took her to the ground and held her there. And then she tried to complain to the police that she was the victim because he had used force on her. Girl, you were scratching and hitting him. Like, what did you think was going to happen? Come on.

So she was arrested and taken after they investigated. They're like, yeah, you're the baddie. So they took her to jail. Broward County Jail, of course. Like what? I guess they hadn't gotten past that. I guess they hadn't worked through it. Two dudes tried to rob a construction site during Milton and they deservedly got stuck. Aw. Winter Garden. They tried to take advantage of the state of emergency in Polk County. They were at a construction site. They were trying to load up on what they thought was going to be an easy steal.

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Say keyword baby. Welcome back. Top of this third hour. Dana Lash with you. find a substack as well chapter and verse and you can also check us out on rumble channel 347 direct tv all that good stuff i want to show you this video imagine you are in the grocery store and in this instance it's a walmart super store and you witness this in front of you as captured in this little girl who is the who is the annoying broad who is the annoying broad who's going you

don't know what she's been there shut up tell me that you don't have kids that tell me you don't have kids this woman you don't know what she's what the hell why does anyone care what's not about what she's been through it's about what she's doing right now her illegal criminal behavior in the store right now. That's the issue. Where are her parents at? Everyone's like, don't touch her, don't do this. This enables this behavior.

You're not doing this kid a favor. Where's this kid's parents at? Why is she doing stuff like this in a store? You know, she's feeding off of all that, all those people who are going, don't touch her, don't touch her. She's feeding off all of that. And that's part of the reason why she keeps going. Everybody's watching me.

Look what I can do. But this one woman who's got to be there, anytime anybody tries to intercede that, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that lady gets involved. Just shut up you and your bell-bottom yoga pants and walk right back into the bread of where you came from. Good night. I'd have beat my kid's ass. They done something like this in a store.

So what do you do in this situation? What would you have done, Kane? You're in a super Walmart, Kane, or any of you out there. You come across this right in front of you. You're just trying to shop, you know, get your food stuffs. What do you do? Wait, are we saying if that's my kid or if that's just a random? Oh, if that's just what you see.

Everyone's like, don't touch it. She's throwing stuff. She's throwing glass. Yeah. It becomes dangerous at that point. Yeah. What if she goes a glass bottle at your head? Well, not only that, but what if she's walking around on top of said glass?

What liability is that creating for the store? Exactly. If anybody slips and falls on any of the stuff that she's thrown and breaking in the floor. Not to mention the actual loss of the products themselves. Right. finally there's a man who goes over and intervenes but then you got busy body rowdy woman who comes over there just shut up I don't know like instinctually you'd want to grab the kid by the arm and pull him away from there yeah and give them a nice physical

you know like oh a little jarring it's like oh what is this what's going on here not a not an abuse not any sort of um you know litigatable pain or suffering this is literally just a little jolt that's a, what you're doing here is not what you need to be doing. Plus now it's dangerous. And so what I know for sure would have said something to that woman. Oh, yeah, I would have said something to or two. Without a doubt.

Oh, yeah, completely. I mean, you don't know what she's going there. That's not validation. That's not justification to destroy stuff and put other people in danger in a store. Yeah, you don't want to put hands on someone else's kid. You don't put hands on anybody else. You don't want to do that. The fact that she's putting people in that position

is a problem. I think if people don't want their kids to get their ass beat from throwing around wine bottles in a store, then maybe they ought to do it themselves before other people will. That's kind of how I look at it. Because I'm going to tell you what,

your kid throws a wine bottle at me. I will beat your kid's ass. I will be the parent that you failed to be. Absolutely. And then I will sue you for everything I can think of. And I will run you into deficit by occupying you in warfare

as punishment for not parenting. your child. And then your child will be taken and given to somebody who can raise your child better. So there's a whole process. I mean, that doesn't help the kid by, oh, don't touch her, encouraging this behavior. People are afraid to parent anymore. Isn't that wild? Where are the, and not at one point, does anybody in that video go, where are her mom and dad? I mean, where are her parents? I mean, it doesn't, she looks like, she comes off as an entitled brat. It doesn't look like she's, you know, on hard times or nothing. She's, you know, dress nice. Doesn't, it looks like she's clean and fed. You know, I don't know. But they're like, oh, you don't know

what she's going through. You can't intervene. That's not justification for any of it. A lot of people go through a lot of hard stuff. And I think it's insulting and it's weak to blame your circumstances for acting like that in public. There's no excuse for it. There's none. Absolutely none. You don't just get to destroy stuff in a store and throw, and I don't know where her, I kept trying to look and see, I don't know, I couldn't identify whether or not she had a parent there in the store. I mean, how would your mom just be, or your dad just be watching you do this stuff? I don't know, but that's, you know, don't touch her. Oh, you don't know what she's been through. Well, what about all the other people there that are just trying to shop?

What about what they've been through? You know, they've all been through stuff too. They don't want to be subjected to this stuff. They don't want to have stuff thrown at them. They don't want to watch this kid. I mean, what you're giving them room to destroy store product and throw around bottles of juice? It's crazy. I mean, I don't know.

They, this is, the kid knows that she was, that she's pushing boundaries in this video. Clearly, which is why. she's doing it. And all these people that are standing there like don't do anything, she knows that she's got the upper hand because everyone's terrified to do anything. And then what happens when she's, you know, allowed to destroy this stuff as a kid? What happens when she turns 18 and she tries this? Huh? Who gets the blame then for her going to jail for property destruction or assault or something of that nature? Then who gets the blame? You know, it could have been prevented. I mean, I don't know.

The woman who's like, don't touch her, don't touch her. She's part of the problem, too. She's absolutely, she also needs to have her A double snakes beat. She's part of the problem also. This kid needs to be in a juvie, a juvie ward. I mean, the workers staying in there doing nothing. You know, nothing, all the workers that are just standing there looking at her. The man steps in and finally restrains her.

The man, you got all these do nothing women standing there. and then the man has to step in and restrain the child. And then you've got that moutly broad that comes in. Don't, whoa, whoa, whoa, shut up. Now who's going to pay for all the destruction? Who's going to pay for that? Who pays extra for cleaning up the broken glass? I mean, that's entitlement.

You're destroying something that other people are expected to clean up while pretending that you're the victim. Man, this kid's already been failed clearly by their parents. this kid's just a bad kid she's a bad kid and then the woman who was like don't touch her is she paying for all this I didn't see that broad run in her mouth

I didn't see her getting down on her hands and he used to clean up the mess that this chick was this kid was making did you I didn't see her getting down to I didn't see her taking out her purse to get some money out of her wallet to pay for everything that was destroyed

and what's even more upsetting is that now it's completely reversed they'll call the cops on parents that are actually implementing discipline and won't on parents who let their kids do what we just saw in that video. I never acted out in a store like this because my mother would have murdered me.

And my kids didn't do this. My kids only acted up one time in public. One time. That was all it took. And I did the one, two, three count. And I think they remember it to this day. because the youngest was being real, the oldest was being real, wasn't listening too well, being kind of dangerous,

climbing up and jumping up too high. And I'm like, he's going to break his legs off. Wasn't listening. And then kept running around because the playground we were at, it was separated by a really low stone wall, and you could just climb right over it and go out into the road. Youngest kept trying to go on the other side of the wall. I'm like, you have a whole playground over here.

Why are you attracted to the street? Stop it. And I told it once. I was like, I'm going to give you a count. This is one. And I tell you again and you don't come in. When I get to three, that's it. We're going.

It's like, whatever. Didn't listen again. Gave him a warning. Counted. I said, one, still didn't come back over the wall. Wanted to go and playing the street. Two, got to three. Went, picked him up, screaming, hollering.

It was like I was murdering him or skinning a cat or something. Got him and his younger brother in the car and we left. That was the, oh my gosh, it was just like, you know, a bomb went off. A bomb of screaming. intriguing. But it was the only time I ever had to count and I was able to use the one, two, three thing literally up until they were like 16. So,

actually I probably could still do it today. Come to think of it. Because not only did I put him in a car, but I whooped his ass right there. Wipped him? Put him in the car. Let's go. Oh my gosh. It's about to follow through. I literally never had to do it again. Ever. It was a magical thing.

I'm like, one. That was it. Everyone was like, oh my gosh, she's at one. stopped. This kid? This is part of the problem. I still, can I just, and I'm going to move on, but the other thing that gets me are the workers. They're women, too.

I've noticed it. There's only one, there's one man who kind of comes up towards the end, but he's holding something. He was shopping. And then a dad, you could tell that's a dad. The dad comes, but not her dad. It is a dad. Comes in immediately when she's throwing.

glass and he stops her. Kids like this who do not get their behavior corrected become problems for society. They grow up to be Hunter Biden. That's what happens. They grow up to be Hunter Biden. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. An Oklahoma cannibal who killed a 10-year-old girl in a depraved plot is executed on his birthday. Yay! Kevin Ray Underwood, his fat backside was pronounced. dead at 10.14 a.m. I love capital punishment for child predators and rapists.

Yay. It was their fourth execution of the year because Oklahoma knows how to get stuff done. Oh, and it took place on his 45th birthday, so maybe Satan can have him blow a candle out in hell. Yay. Let's see here. Dana, you're so mean. No, I'm not. We got more.

This is California. Oh, my gosh, I don't like this. California squirrels. Squirrels are weird anyway. I don't like their teeth. And now they're turning cannibal in California. Of course they are in California. There are photos of them eating meat, y'all. I mean, it's gross.

Like one of them ate a mole. That's nasty. Oh, why? Are you really going to put that photo? Oh, my gosh, it's a squirrel-eating meat. They said they're supposed to be a vegetarian, but they engage it because they're jerks. You know that, right?

Squirrels are the jerks of the animal world. Squirrels and dolphins. And some goats. They're jerks, though. Squirrels are, I've literally had one throw acorns at me. And I throw them back at them. I'm sure I look crazy. But, you know, they're, uh, they're wild.

But they said that in California, they've never seen this behavior before. And that they are eating actual meat. Like, they're acting like predators. I don't like things that fly around in trees like that that eat meat. It's weird. You've got to get a handle on your phone. So this porch, a porch pirate returns. item after a twerking video.

What? So they said that police in New Jersey are searching for two suspects. They were caught on camera stealing a package off of somebody's porch. They returned the item days after a video of them twerking and taunting during the theft emerged online. That's gonna, that'll do it. They grabbed, uh, it was literally a package that

contained four glasses and baby items. And then they taunted the resident on their camera by twerking. And they returned to the victim's home because apparently they made them famous on the webernets. I mean, those doorbell cameras, man, I'm telling you. The Vatican's on the brink of bankruptcy due to a dramatic decline in global donations under Pope I'm a communist Francis's leadership. That's not shocking.

I mean, you know, there's got a lot. I mean, it's evident. People don't want to give money to that because they don't think that it's doing the Lord's work. You know, what we're all going to be into is we're all going to be turned into, we're all going to be chased down by giant murder balls. it's what's going to happen. Giant murder balls are going to chase us all down. China unveiled an all-terrain spherical robocop

to chase down bludgeon and catch criminals using net launching cannons. Net launching cannons. This sounds like hysterical. Huh? You know bludgeon people? Yeah, I don't know how.

But they, and listen to this. The bot beast, apparently they say they can not only stop crime, but they can somehow detect it too. I'm not afraid of this. Because you know what can stop this, right? 45. Just saying.

I'm not afraid of this thing. But they said that they're relatively unbreakable. They call it the cop ball. It's a murder ball. They have net guns, tear gas sprayers, grenades, loudspeakers. You know what I'm really what I'm looking at?

is I'm looking at a delivery service for free grenades and tear gas and sprayers. That's what I'm looking at. You could catch one of these things and take it apart, couldn't you? I mean, theoretically. And we're talking about China, so I don't have to worry about being nice about it. I don't have to worry about it. It's a giant murder ball. Now, some people thought it was a marketing stunt,

but apparently they're really actually trying to implement this thing. They wanted to replace humans in dangerous, instances. It weighs four tons. Well, it said it can withstand a whopping four tons of impact. And it's, oh, it can go a whole 22 miles per hour. Great job,

China. Your dumb murder ball. We found a way to do more of the communism with a murder ball. That's what this is. We're going to spread the sickling hammer with our murder ball. I just want to know, where does it put the grenades in that?

Right. And does someone, I guess, What if it gets hit with an EMP? I still say it's a thing of, it's a grenade delivery unit. That's what it is. Gives you some free grenades and stuff. They said the wheels can be locked so it can walk in a traditional way if it has to climb stairs. I mean, it's a giant ball. Roll up them.

I don't know. This whole thing. They said it's unstoppable, even in extreme weather. And they have, they've been releasing video showing at work. I don't know. I still think the robot thing is the creepiest, the one that the Tesla bought, that's the creepiest. But they've been rolling them out. It's only in a couple of areas.

But they have these giant murder balls out there. The Chinese murder balls. If you saw one of these, well, first off, Kane, say you haven't committed a crime, but still, if you saw one of these like coming at you. Right. What would your response be? Get out of the way. The thing looks like it could run over me. I mean, it only goes 22 miles per hour.

Yeah, but I can only run like maybe eight or ten. Yeah, but I feel like this is why everybody needs a scooter or something. Or like the ability to convert your shoes into whatever works with the, what are those, what are the things with the stick? The GoGo Gadget. No, I have one. I have a mini version of one and I can't think of what the name of it. Yes, like a segue. Like your shoes can, I just feel like I could get away from it.

I'd climb something or I'd shoot it. I don't know. I could get away from it. Yeah, you could definitely shoot it. And then I'd take all the, I would literally strip it for parts. I want to see it in action actually doing what it's supposed to do. Like walking with cops down the road, it's not an impressive display of what this thing can do. I want to see it launch one of those, what do they say it had, one of those net things?

Tier gas. I'm looking at the list. It's got tear, it can disperse tear gas, built-in net gun. Net gun. Stun gun. Imagine shooting the net gun. Imagine shooting the net gun. gun at somebody and taking down

this. I want to see that. That's what I want to see from this Chinese commie ball. Murder ball. Murder ball. Murder Tommy Tommy. It's a spherical robocop. Comey murder ball. That sounds almost like a band name I want. Cami murder ball.

The robot is called clone alpha. It's described as a musculoskeletal android. That's the clone robot that they have the erie humanoid bot. This was just a giant ball of death in a Benny Hill kind of way. It does look like a bin, like, it's like a Benny Hill cop. I can't make fun of this enough. From China. Thanks for tuning in to today's

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