The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Was The Venezuelan Invasion An Act Of War?

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

Dana Loesch Dana returns and shares her immediate reaction to the capture of Venezuelan Dictator Nicolas Maduro while explaining how this was NOT an act of war and was in no way illegal. Meanwhile, a��Somali daycare manager speaks to the media after his “business” was allegedly broken into, and claims student enrollment and employee documentation was “stolen”.Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Relief Factorhttps://ReliefFactor.com OR CALL 1-800-4-RELIEFTry Relief Factor's 3-week Quickstart for just $19.95—tell them Dana sent you and see if you can be next to control your pain!Patriot Mobilehttps://PatriotMobile.com/DANA or call 972-PATRIOTSwitch to Patriot Mobile in minutes—keep your number and phone or upgrade, then take a stand today with promo code DANA for a free month of service!Humannhttps://HumanN.comKick off the New Year with simple, delicious wellness support—pick up Humann’s Turmeric Chews at Sam’s Club next time you’re there and see why they’re such a fan favorite!Byrnahttps://Byrna.com/DanaMake 2026 the year you protect your family with solid options—Get the Byrna today.WebRootTake your cybersecurity seriously! Get 60% off Webroot Total Protection at https://Webroot.com/DanaSubscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore Info

Dana Lashes Absurd Truth Podcast It's his life mission to make bad decisions It's time for Florida man All right So first We've got

Oh, I got a couple things here I don't even know where to start So we had A 36-year-old Florida woman Who was arrested on child abuse charges Because police say That she held a six-year-old boy's head underwater at a hotel pool in Kissimmee, Florida.

And they were called to the gay, authorities said they were called to the Gaylord Palm's resort. Witnesses reported that the child was forcibly submerged by the woman because he was bullying her nonverbal autistic son. And Kane's expression just totally

changed. So she got involved. Investigators in surveillance video showed her placing her hands on the kid's shoulders and putting him underwater for a couple seconds and it left him upset, et cetera. She yelled the boy's mother and then left the pool area. She was charged with child abuse and released on bond with conditions that include no contact. The first thing is, where were the parents, number one?

And if the parents don't get involved, I don't think, sorry, that wasn't child abuse. That was just her defending her kid. Either you control your kid or someone's going to whip your kid's ass. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. So I think that's ridiculous that they charged her with us personally. Now, I will say, I think the caveat should be, she tried to get the parents' attention?

I mean, you can't just, like, you know, drop, not pay attention to your kids. Like, come on. This is crazy. But she, but apparently, and according to witnesses, um, the, uh,

nonverbal autistic son that, this woman's had been bullied by this kid. And then she had enough and apparently intervened. So, yeah, you know, you buy the ticket. Take the ride.

I'm just saying, A, Florida man in red lingerie hit a gun under prosthetic silicone boobs. and uh yeah i this one i may have to save uh he said he was going to a costume party but then when deputies asked for further details matthew zacharino 39 uh then he stopped talking he stopped talking about that i have video with this sheriff grady judd talking about it we're going to play that free tomorrow welcome back happy new year i hope you all had a blessed new year uh a wonderful Christmas, I know I really enjoyed the break. It was necessary. It was a very necessary break and to recharge and kind of refocus and reset. But it is really good to be back with you guys because I was

getting particularly antsy. I think when Kane starts noticing that I'm sending things to slack at like one of the morning, that it's all right. It's time to get back. I mean, it's not like we don't have anything to talk about. You know what I'm saying? I mean, there's been ever the there has been a huge hemispheric shift that just occurred in the past few days now that's just as it pertains to Venezuela we're going to be talking about Iran we're going to be talking about the Somali pirates that sorry the Minnesota chapter of the Somali pirates uh you because you know that that's their chapter up there we're going to get into all of that and of course the mandani inauguration but first and foremost the invasion of

Venezuela and the capturing of Maduro. Now, if you are a subscriber to the newsletter over at Substack chapter and verse, you have that already. And you have all of that. You got the rundown. That's why it's incredibly important to sign up for that newsletter because you get all of that important stuff. But this, it was a pretty daring raid, a very daring raid. And no fatalities on our side. And it culminated with Nicholas Maduro being paraded in front of the press and sweatpants, which that's one of my worst nightmares. Just I can't even imagine going out in public and sweat. I just, I don't know. It's a thing. I just don't want to see what pants kind of wear in person. So the whole thing, the way that it unraveled and the fact that it was lightning fast and surgically, it's surgical precision.

no fatalities the way that it went down plucking him out of his fortress now full disclosure he did ask for it did he not cane yes he did maduro did ask for it back in august he made a big well he was boasting he was running his mouth this is what bad guys do and it never works out for them he was boasting about this and saying that well come to mirro flores and come get me Listen, this is what he said in August. He said coward. This was the meme that they also came out with. Yes, the White House did play a little bit of a biggie there. No lyric censored, which is why we immediately had to get out of it.

Because the White House composed it. But I don't think Chairman Brendan Carr is going to like that too much. so the uh he did call don't call down the thunder if you don't want the thunder i'm just saying now i know that everybody and i'm going to get to everything because everybody has been kind of reveling in the way that this was carried out there are some other implications to consider and also everything can still go sideways i'm not here to rain on your parade but i am here to bring perspective i always believe in spiking the football i also think that this is one of the balliest moves that we've seen in a long time. Now, I'll say too, going after bin Laden,

that was a pretty big deal. I didn't oppose that. And that was under a Democrat president. I mean, I didn't oppose that to the point where in downtown St. Louis, where I lived at the time, I ran up and down the street playing Team America, blink, yeah, at like 11 o'clock at night. I'm sure my neighbors, they were all up anyway. I'm sure they loved it. But there's the way that it was conducted. And I, one of the reasons that Maduro was able to run his mouth like that is because nobody, there hasn't been a leader that has held him to account. This has been going on since before Maduro, though. This is what people need to realize. He was not, first of all, he was not the duly elected president. He was not the legitimate president. He lost the election, even with all

of the fraud and the oppression and the suppression and everything else. He didn't win. He didn't win an election. He just refused to hand over power. He's a dictator. So he was never the elected president. He refused to hand over control. But all of this, you know, this Operation Absolute resolve, what had been going on in Venezuela, and we're going to dive into the energy portion of this coming up. It's really heartbreaking. We have a lot of friends. I don't know why, but we do. We have a lot, not like we, you know, portioned everyone out. But when we were talking to our friends, I realized there were a significant number of our in-person, real-world acquaintances who are either from Venezuela or first-generation American from Venezuelan parents. And they are just ecstatic over this.

They were, overjoyed is not even a word that I think properly contains how they felt. one of our friends is an Olympic shooter who had to, who had to flee Venezuela after her shooting coach was telling her you're not even going to be able to compete much longer because they were disarming everyone. I mean, it's just, even even competitive shooters, which is a nightmare. This is a country that has probably some of the greatest resources on planet Earth. They sit. Venezuela sits on the world's largest oil reserves. The Ornoco Belt. It's a heavier, kind of sludgier, specialized crude. It's a little bit harder to extract. But their reserves that they sit on is greater than all of OPEC combined. The gold, the copper. You can see why everyone wants to be friends with Venezuela. And with this administration, and this is what I think, Republicans and Trump himself need to be very careful about messaging forward. Remember, you are talking to multiple generations of people who either served in Iraq, served in Afghanistan, had parents that served in Iraq or Afghanistan or family members, or who grew up with the looming

story every day of Iraq and Afghanistan, mission creep, et cetera. Now, I'm not comparing the two, but there has always been a good reason why conservatives and libertarians notice i'm not saying republicans but conservatives and libertarians have always been very hesitant with anything that even so much as looks like it's nation building and for a good reason now everything that i'm hearing from potis that's not what this is it is an individual who was hanging onto control that he did not win and killing people who opposed him. An individual whose equally murderous predecessor nationalized the oil industry in Venezuela, which I will have you remember includes billions upon billions upon hundreds of billions of dollars of American infrastructure because the

United States in Venezuela had partnered together on energy. And then when Hugo Chavez nationalized oil and gas in Venezuela, they confiscated that. There were only a few companies that actually took a minuscule buyout. I mean, ultimately, they lost billions of dollars. And why I say it's heartbreaking is because the people of Venezuela, there is no excuse for any of them to live at the poverty level or anywhere close. I mean, for crying out loud, you're a coastal nation. You have beautiful beachfront. You're in the southern part of the Caribbean for crying out loud. I mean, Inya wrote a song about you essentially. Ornoco Flo. I mean, come on. I mean, beautiful, gorgeous country, rich history, very friendly, lovable people, untold natural resources. There is zero reason

for anyone in their country to be living even near the poverty level. But this is what, this is what tyranny brings you. That's a reason why they haven't been able to actually expand extraction in the Ornoco belt. It's one of the reasons why they haven't been able to expand extraction as it pertains to golden copper because of the politics, because of the negotiations, because of the corruption. And so when you look at the United States and it's close proximity to Venezuela, I can't remember who said it the day that it happened. And I was trying to remember, but someone had said that, oh, you don't want to have the nicest house in the bad neighborhood. Now, that makes sense.

I mean, it's not a very long flight from Miami to Venezuela to Caracas. It's not a very long flight at all. There's a reason why China wanted to get a toll hold there, a reason why Russia wanted to get a toll hold there. We're going to talk more about that. All of this, though, does make Joe Biden slam on Maduro back in 2020. Just look all the more ridiculous. You remember this? I mean, Biden was saying, Biden didn't do a single thing.

He didn't do a single thing. Nothing. I mean, they went from opposing Maduro and like Raskin, Jamie Raskin said his assault on the electoral process and free speech. They tried to call him right wing. Did you know that? Democrats have been trying to brand this for forever. Joe Biden saying Trump talks tough on Venezuela,

but admires thugs and dictators like Nicholas Maduro. as president, I will stand with the Venezuelan people for democracy. Joe Biden stood with the Venezuelan people just about as well as he stood with the Iranian people during the Green Revolution. Just about as well, which meant not at all, really. Remember, this

is flashback Chuck Schumer, cut 16, going after Trump. Listen to this. He brags about all these things he wants to do or is doing, but his actions belie his words. Maybe the best metaphor was his claim

to bring democracy to Venezuela. There was a big policy there. It flopped. If the policy was working, Juan Guido wouldn't be in the balcony here. He'd be in Venezuela. He'd be sitting in the president's palace, or at least waging a fight to win.

He's here. And the president brags about his Venezuela policy? Give us a break. He hasn't brought an end to the Maduro regime. The Maduro regime is more powerful today and more entrenched today than it was when the president began. And now it's not. As I said, I think it's very that POTUS needs to be very careful as well as other Republicans in terms of how they message on this. This isn't about a, this isn't actually about a regime change because the regime that's in place was not one that was duly elected by the people.

Remember, he didn't win. He held control of power. He wouldn't relinquish it. So it's not a really regime change. You could say that it is helping a neighbor in the restoration of their liberty, which without sounding too much like hell divers, you know, democracy restored, without sounding too much like hell divers, it very much is helping your neighbors so that, because it benefits the United States to have healthy neighbors.

Now, who's going to run Venezuela? We don't want another stooge. That's the other issue. When you took out Chavez, when Chavez passed away, you have Maduro, you're going to have a ton of little Maduro's in Chavez is waiting to take their spot. you don't want to essentially restore something, you know, status quo or worse. China is also big mad. Now, all of this happened while a Chinese delegation, CCP delegation, was in Venezuela.

Remember, Venezuela is part of the Belt and Road initiative with China. They were there in the country. We're going to tell you what China had to say. Democrat reactions. And why is this case being decided in the Southern District of New York, which is where Maduro is being held? And now, all of the news you would. probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So apparently two women at Red Rocks got into a giant fight over a selfie spot. It was at Red Rock Canyon. It turned ugly because a little argument

over selfies and who was in the selfie spot first escalated. And then there was an Italian tourist and a Nevada woman and they got into a huge fight and apparently a park ranger had to show up and one was screaming assault at the other woman and it was so completely out of control. Yeah. Wait, how long does it take to take a selfie? Dude, I don't even know. I don't get what some of these people do. Just stop with your selfies. People falling into the Grand Canyon doing this stuff before.

I don't know. Maybe we should encourage it more, but I don't know. An Arizona Supreme Court was evacuated after a package tested positive for explosives. This is crazy. They also evacuated a nearby Department of Education building. This was in downtown Phoenix. Authorities investigated the package that tested positive for explosives yesterday. It began when they found the package with no return label in the mailroom, and a retired ATF agent in charge said that, you know, it's standard operating procedure to, you know,

when you get a suspicious package to test it, and then everybody freaked when it came back, like, oh, yeah, there actually is something to it. So it did apparently have legitimate chemical traces on it. It wasn't like a false positive, so they're investigating. That's kind of crazy. They're investigating that. How did it even get in the mailroom? That's the other, I mean, I'm sure they'll find that out.

But let's see, ooh, a man killed himself at Walt Disney World, according to the sheriff. It was 8.55 p.m. It was found the day after New Year's. And it was a Walt Disney, a Walt Disney World property. And apparently it was right around the Disney Springs near some warehouses. And it's just sad. They're still investigating. What is it? Like the third time? in the past like six or seven months that somebody's done that at a Disney world it's like that Japanese forest everybody just goes there and off themselves it's crazy

let's see ooh the first country in the world ended its postal service after 401 years following a 90% decline in letters and that of course is Denmark they they had all 1,500 mailboxes across the country and said apparently they sold them and they're that's it the last letter ever delivered was handed over by a veteran post work postal worker that was just a couple of days ago when their dispatch they ended their four century long service because apparently nobody nobody sends that everything is digital everything's electronic that's kind of the way it is it's the way it's going here but instead we just dump money and do it over and over and over again which

doesn't make any sense but okay that's what it's just what we do we'll just continue funding it but they that's that's I figured I think that'll happen like within the next 20 years here and as we said earlier a corporation for public broadcasting is officially dissolved it is no more that's they were the ones who funded uh PBS and NPR and all of that stuff and so now they're officially dissolved I think I'm going to start we're clearly in the wrong business I need to start a leering center where it's like zoolander right for kids you can't read so to read so good learn how to read. To leer how to read.

That was the first thing I thought of when I, and when I, I looked at this and I'm like, wait, where's the end? It's the Derek Zoolander Center for kids you can't read, read, good, and want to learn how to do other stuff good, too, the layering center. So while all of this was happening, all of this fraud was coming to play, isn't it just crazy that they got robbed only of all of anything that could ever indict them or be used to prove their guilt cane? Let's play this clip because one of the layering center managers spoke to the media. Can you believe that somebody legit just stole all of the enrollment and employee documentation only?

So crazy. Watch this. This is wild. Unfortunately, we saw that there was important documentation, enrollment of the children, and also, employee documentation that was gone there were also checkbooks that were ripped from our check papers that were from our book this is devastating news and we don't know why this is targeting our Somali community as one video made by a specific individual made this all happen no what we've been receiving hateful messages through our voicemailess threatening us So the past couple of days, including one that happened yesterday morning when they're

breaking after the break-in. This is frightening and exhausting because this is happening to us Somali communities as Somali Americans. We are supposed to stand with each other and help each other through everything that's happening. That's why we helped each other to all this taxpayer money. So they get busted for tons of fraud and he's like, but we're Somalians and you're mean. That's irrelevant. you're a thug and you stole from people. And you actually didn't run any kind of educational

facility at all. So this guy, he's one of the daycare managers. So isn't there, I have so much on this. There was a video that came out showing these guys like running out of a building, their faces covered and leaving because they saw that the reporters were approaching them. So they said that, oh, his business got broken into allegedly. And allegedly, all the student enrollment allegedly was allegedly stolen cane and all the employee document anything that would identify anything about anybody there was just taken that's you know typically how robberies were you mean all the things they could have used as proof of them being a legitimate business was stolen so insane that's like walking into a kincaid's burgers and you know stealing every like taking their

little signs off the wall that shows their business license and their health inspection and just leaving and not touching anything else that's just exactly. how crime works, right? The Learing Center. Live, laugh, Lear. I mean, the Learing Center. Nobody believes this guy.

I feel like I'm watching an S&L skit. Nobody believes this guy at all whatsoever. Millions, billions, billions of dollars. Billions of dollars. And he's saying that, well, just, can you believe it? I mean, these people, I don't even think his glasses are real. How much you want to bet those are just like glasses

that he got on Amazon? I don't even think his glasses are real. I didn't believe that. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.