The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Whoopi's Naked Protest Idea

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

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Dana Lashes of Surtruth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Okay, so let's try to get through these. A Florida man was accused of having cocaine. He texted the homeowner about a bagging on a nightstand while being trespassed. Holmes County, Florida. He is accused of unintentionally setting himself.

up to be arrested after he sent a text message about leaving behind his cocaine baggie in a home that he was asked to leave. Hunter, is that you? Yeah, no joke, right? Hunter's like, where's the cocaine now? The Holmes County Sheriff's Office say they responded to a call for service on Friday about having Christopher Newton removed and trespassed from a home. While on scene, he texted the homeowner that he left a baggie on the nightstand.

Deputies got consent. They searched the room and they found a cocaine bag. well bea cocaine and so he was you know got in trouble for that on top of it I mean I know that's not a surprise but why would you I don't know why you would do anything like that

let's see this woman women are very particular about their cooking and this Florida woman I like how it's Coral Springs talk woman was arrested for stabbing her boyfriend after he refused to eat her cooking man she looks all manner of smug in her mugshot

dang she was arrested in charge with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after allegedly stabbing her boyfriend because he would not eat what she had cooked her name is nevita august and she's 43 she's 43 i i no this broad is lying about her age straight up no i don't believe you so she was trying to hide in the bushes of a neighboring building when the cop showed up they met with the victim he said that he was arguing with her his girlfriend and he did not I want to eat her cooking and she slapped him while he was sitting in the living room. He confronted her about it. And then she grabbed an eight inch kitchen knife off the counter and started slashing at him.

He raised his arms, got a two inch laceration. And then at the moment he was stabbed a witness called 911. She fled, was found hiding in a bush. They took her into custody without incident. The other guy had to get stitched up. They took the knife into custody. So she's in Brower County Jail. She hasn't bonded out.

But dang. Just eat her cooking, you know? I mean, well, I mean, what is it? Disbarred Miami attorney gave an Irish pub as his address. It's the old Dublin or Irish pub and kitchen in downtown Miami. It was, uh, it's, this has gone on for a year, but now he's like apparently going to court. But, uh, the, his name is, no. His, uh, Daryl Bobby Fenton.

Daryl Bobby. We're going Daryl Bobby. Wait. How is that your name? Because Bobby's a nickname. You don't get to have two nicknames. That's just stop. So anyway, they were investigating this guy.

They visited his bar address, like literally, like what you state with this, the address that you have registered with the state. And they didn't find an apartment or home, but they did find the Irish pub. And that's what he listed as his address. I thought that was kind of entertaining. And let's see, this, oh, a half-baked and half-exposed pizza customer arrested for exposing himself at Stoner's Pizza in Florida. He stoned and he exposed himself at Stoner's Pizza. Lauder Police. The folks who help bring you the program, it's our friends at all family pharmacy.

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till the end when a freshman senator, Elise Slotnick, gives the Democratic response? Anybody? I think they should walk out on masks. Naked or close? Make it be good. Make it to be interesting. I mean, they should walk out, you know. Or is there going to be a laugh track, by the way? I think they should walk out.

I think that a picture is worth a thousand words. Yeah. I would pray you. Yeah. So, I mean, I remember when Democrats said that any kind of outburst or anything to that effect was, like, what was it? Anti-American, some, I don't know, whatever the language that they used.

Who was a Joe Wilson who had said that, you lie? Wasn't it him, the guy who, when Barack Obama was speaking at one of the state of the Union, he'd said, oh my gosh, the news about that? Oh, my gosh. They went on and on and on and on. On and on.

I think it actually looks, dumb. You can use tactics like that, but after a while, they lose their luster. And you can't keep using the same tactics over and over again. Their insistence, and I've heard everything from noise makers to signs to even costumes. I don't even know what that is. I mean, they're treating it like it's Mardi Gras. I don't think that that's going to help Democrats. Like maybe in the past, it would have been helpful for them, but it hasn't, I don't think it's going to work. Yeah, it was Joe Wilson who yelled out, you lie when Obama said that it was false, that people entering the country illegally would receive federal dollars, medical benefits,

et cetera. I remember they treated him pretty poorly. But Democrats still don't get it. look you've had a lot of people a lot of people who cast their vote for someone different last election there were democrat in order for trump to win democrats had to vote for him and a lot of these crucial states and especially states like pennsylvania i mean you you had to have democrats vote for him there are a lot of democrats in congress right now who have a lot of republican voters and they're trying to figure out how they're going to navigate this going into midterms and the only thing that they can do is showcase, you know, Trump as incompetent, except Trump's been doing everything that he's supposed to do. It's other members of Congress. They just don't get it.

They cannot stop focusing on him. I've never seen people strategize so poorly in my whole ever-loving life. If Democrats want to be successful, they have to start, and I say this politically speaking, picking off other congressional members. That's what the sort. Even the Soros thing is stupid. They had these, these astro-turfed events. Like the one with Rich McCormick in Georgia.

You know, they had, it was an astro-turfed event. There were tons of people. I know people who went there. We have people who are listeners who are in that area. And also, you know, I was talking to some of the media on the ground. There were a lot of people who didn't even live in that district who showed up, like half. It was insane. They knew the moment that they got there that, oh, wow, looks like the call went out.

I've seen those type of town halls before. I helped lead them back in 2008 and 2009 going into the district. party period where we had the summer of discontent. And so it's like they're borrowing our tactics, but they're doing it over a decade too late. So back to my point with this, you had a lot of Democrats who went and voted Republican. Why? That's the question you got to start with before you get into why Democrats are messing this up yet again. A lot of Democrats voted for Republicans. Why did they vote for Republicans? Because the Democrats, to put it plainly, were absolute freaks. Absolute freaks. Nobody wants that.

Nobody wants their underage daughter trying to dress in a locker room and having a dude with his Frankenbeams 18 years old right there. And I talk about that from personal experience with family that had to suffer through that. And a million other girls across the country had to endure that. That's why parents from every background were standing up unified all across the country. Democrats instead viewed it as, oh, well, this is an organized pushback. No, that's how bad you are. Democrats think everything is a sigh up towards them. Without, and that allows them to judge accountability for the positions that they hold.

So again, they had Democrat voters voting for Republicans because Democrats were straight up freaks. They were offering no economic solutions. Nothing with regard to actually making it legitimately fairer trade. They had no idea. You, you couldn't count on them to do anything about. inflation because they thought inflation didn't exist. They were telling you it was a figment of your imagination. They're freaks. So people were like, wow, looking around before they went to vote, they're looking at the high prices, they're looking at everything. You know, I think we're going to have

to vote normal. It was the normie election. All the normies went out and they're like, we're tired of the freaks. We don't want our third graders reading about pegging in school. We're done. You know what, Kane? How crazy. Can I just pause? That actually was in a book. And it was in a book in a library down the road from where we live. No joke. It was a mom who first brought it up.

But how bad is it? Cain's recoiling because I said it. But that was okay in a literal public school elementary library. You just see what I say? Like what in the world? That's my whole point to illustrate the absurdity of what they were holding as priority. it's insane. They're freaks. So people rebelled against that. They rebelled against the burn loot murder that they saw all throughout the summer. They rebelled against these college brats with their

anti-Semitic slogans and their anti-Semitic protests on college campuses. And it wasn't just protest. There's a, there's protest which protects even the most offensive speech. And then there's what we saw where Jewish students were literally physically bullied away from going to temple and congregating. And I mean, they were hunted on college campuses. And we know this because the people doing it gleefully posted the footage of them doing it. Like it was a big win. So that's not up for debate. People saw this and they were done.

And then Democrats go, oh, well, you know what? We clearly need to do more of that. That's what this is. Do you realize how stupid it looks if they show up tonight and they go full on what's her face, Crocket? Gosh, poor Davy Crockett. Jasmine Crockett ought to change her name. Did she do in that name wrong? Can you imagine? I mean, not even AOC has gone full Crockett. And not even the cool Miami Vice Crockett again. We're just, you know, for clarification on the Crockett's. I mean, not even AOC has gone that far, which should scare you. And their idea is,

yeah, let's get some noisemakers and some signs and let's do all of the stuff that drove away voters. And let's actually put it front and center on national TV to protest a very popular president right now. That'll work great for us. It'll pay dividends. I mean, go ahead and let them do it. I like the idea of having, I think you need competition. Success requires competition. I firmly believe this.

And like legitimate competition. And when you have a Democrat party that is so unhealthy, it's, I mean, I'm sorry, but it's a bunch of freaks and people who can't do math. Anti-Semites freaks and mathematically challenged people. That's what that party is. And, oh, and cosplayers, dudes, you want to be chicks. When you have a party that is so unhealthy that they can be distilled down to just those descriptors and you know that they, that, they, that, they, that, they, that, they, that, they, that, they, that, they, that. I mean, you can't really argue against that. I feel like it allows the Republicans to run rampant.

And I like winning on conservative principles. And by conservative, I mean conserving individual liberty in the face of an ever-expanding government. They like, they need that contrast. They need something to be able to contrast their positions with to show how much better they are. When you don't have that good check and balance with healthy parties, then you get a party that's like, yeah, maybe a little cronyism is okay. yeah that's how it works yeah a little cronyism just a little bit you know never hurt nobody and then it goes from there you know what i mean so i i think it's incredibly healthy to have that balance now they're wrong and that's okay so long as they're normal this isn't normal and now it's making

the right to be a little bit not normal because the right can just you know there's no check and balance what the right can do whatever and the left is like well we're too much of a freak to do anything so shrug. You see what I'm saying? You need to be able to have that contrast. I don't know. That's just my perspective on it. But to do this at the congressional address tonight, what was it? One of them said that it's going to be nothing but a MAGA rally. But why is it the view who was obsessed with the nakedness? Can I just go back to that? Why was it the view who was saying they should storm out naked? Yeah. I don't think that I want to hear a group. of questionably fit, advanced ladies, chronologically advanced ladies, talk about nakedness.

Very politically correct. Again, freaks. See, total freaks. I thought it was very classy how I said it. And they are chronically or chronologically advanced, Kane. If you looked at it as like a scale of age, they're a little bit on the other side. And I'm not hating for that. I'm just saying maybe don't obsess about people being naked in the state of the union.

That's, again, freak. Stop. Just stop being freaks. No one has told them that yet. There has been a single Democrat who's looked at them. They just said, you need to talk about these issues. But not even carbon. None of these people have gone and looked at everybody and said, you know what?

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performance, Keltec, KELTECWeapons.com. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So, Dolly Parton's husband, Carl Dean, has passed away. This was so sad. He was 82 years old. It was announced yesterday evening. They were married for over 60 years.

And she announced it online saying, quote, or they did. She gave the quote that Carl and she spent many wonderful years together for over 60 years. They didn't mention a cause of death, although it was made public that he was diagnosed with Alzheimer's in 2019. but they married in 1966. They met at a Nashville laundromat and he just hated the Hollywood life. So he would go with her and to some things and stay in the background

but he hated the award shows. She said that he went to one award show and then as soon as they left he was already taken off his tie and was like, I love you, but I'm not doing that again. So it was, yeah, and I mean they celebrated yeah, it was over 60 years.

They were together for over 60 years and I think it was, they were married for 60 years this year, I think. So, wow. The world's biggest, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen, one of. The world's biggest call center is being accused of using AI to whiten Indian accents and improve empathy for British customers. It's, yeah, they said that they're trying to improve empathy for their customers. The teleperformance is using real-time AI software on phone calls to neutralize Indian. sense and reduce communication.

It's a French company behind it, Kane, and they said the new AI tool means customer service calls and that will resolve far more quickly and making call center work as more productive. Sounds racist to me. It sounds a little, yeah. You know, I want that one video where they called each other bloody for like five minutes

before. That's the kind of call center I want. Let's see here. Flights to the Reagan International Airport in D.C., they received false collision alerts while landing. Is that just because the sensors are too sensitive? Because sometimes my car does it if there's a crack in the ground, it's like, and it like freaks out and it, you're like, that's what's going to make me have a wreck, is that.

But the FAA said they're investigating after several liners on approach to land, Saturday morning received what they said were false alarms from their onboard collision avoidance system. And they said it was happening all morning. That's what one air traffic controller was caught, was heard telling an inbound flight. So they said that they had no issues at one hour and then they had six within 11 minutes of each other the following hour at 9 a.m. on Saturday. So they said that they're investigating to see what it is, but that's, you know, it looks like they said that it was obviously a false alert. Bitcoin tumbles 9% reversing most of the rally from Trump's Crypto Reserve announcement. And not all heroes wear capes, a prolific blood donor who saved two and a half million babies and also don't.

donated blood for all kinds of surgeries, James Harrison of Australia. He had a very, very rare antibody in his blood. He donated 1,173 times over 60 years, saving millions of lives. He said he hoped someone would break his record, but he passed away in his sleep, February 17th, at a nursing home in Australia. So, well done, good and faithful servant. That is, I mean, that's just, imagine. And he just liked being helpful.

And he knew that his blood had a valuable antibody that could go and save millions lives and he went and willingly did it. My question to go to God most and what the hell are you doing here in America? Go back to South Africa. Who is this lady? This is a Democrat representative Nydia Velazquez and she sounds like a racist. She's telling him to go back to South Africa. I feel like, you know, that mean girls thing when they're when Lindsay Lewin's

character was like, yeah, I was, I'm from South Africa. Africa and then the other chick goes, well, why are you white? Does she? Oh, my gosh. This is Democrats. Welcome back to the program. Top of this third hour. I thought they don't like him.

I guess they don't like immigrants. That's the big thing. I guess, you know, if you listen to them talk, this is, I have to say, this is one thing that I get really aggravated about. And I've even heard it in my own church. And I get really mad when I hear it. I think particularly, in church, the preacher has the responsibility publicly to be very, very clear and articulate when discussing an issue and not be reckless with one's words.

And whenever I hear this discussion of immigration, I realize that, well, and you need to realize, too, the first battle is the language. And if you lose the language, you're going to lose the rest of the argument. you have to control the meaning of words and keep word definitions what they are. The left has over the past 20 years reconstituted or reconfigured rather the word immigrant to mean not just people who came in legally and did everything the right way, but people who sneak across the border or got here as part of human threat, whatever. illegal immigration and immigration are two entirely different things, just like stealing is entirely different from making a purchase. Very different. But people keep conflating them purposefully. The left continues to say things like just immigrant and they leave out the legal status for a reason. And just last Sunday, you know, I was, you know, listening to what was, you know, otherwise a good sermon.

And the pastor mentioned immigration and said that there was some disappointment in hearing, you know, some people who were Christians talk about immigration the way they were. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. First off, don't give me anecdotal nonsense because this is too serious of an issue. If you're going to cast someone as having a moral failing from the pulpit, you need to be explicitly clear. Number two, by not using the clear distinctions of illegal immigration and immigration, you are, it seems purposeful to conflate the two issues so as to lead the congregation to a false impression, like if they criticize illegal entry, then somehow they're committing a sin.

And I don't agree with that either. I think it's incredibly disingenuous and I think that it's irresponsible. it's reckless and it's malicious, especially when there is a clear difference and anyone with more than one brain cell to rub together would complete, would understand this and make sure that their words reflected thus. And that's the problem I have with stuff like this

when I hear it from the left. Oh, immigration, he should go back. Well, he did everything correctly. He came here the right way. Who are you to say otherwise? Who are you to attack and criticize? I mean, I would definitely say that I find Elon Musk his skill set infinitely more valuable than I do, checks notes.

Nydia Velasquez. Can you tell me what she does? Does anybody know her? No. No. She's out of New York and she chairs the Congressional Hispanic caucus or did for a while a few years ago. No idea. I mean, it's just unfortunate.

and I don't think that she's, you know, she went to university. She went and got a degree in political science. And then right after she went and got a degree in political science, she decided that she was going to go into elected office and be a basically glorified welfare. So she's been there for a long time. She's provided zero value to us here. So I just, I don't know, I've, I've major issues with this language. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of.

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