The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Woke Leftist Media SLAMMING U.S. Men's Hockey For Patriotism

Episode Date: February 25, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. I just learned a new word or a new phrase. You want to hear what my new phrase is that I heard? It's called vomit vandalism. What?
Starting point is 00:00:21 Mm-hmm. I don't know if you've, are you familiar with vomit vandalism? I'm familiar with each of those individually, but not together. Oh, well, let me. Let me explain this one to you. So this is everything that you would want. It has that you would want to have in a crazy story. I mean, it's got vandalism and vomit and Hitler and a neighbor dispute. Hitler. Yeah, Hitler. Coral Springs man was arrested after police say that he carried out a prolonged harassment campaign against his neighbor that included vomiting on her doorstep and repeatedly performing Hitler salutes in front of her ring camera. According to Coral Springs Police Departner, apartment. This guy is 28 years old and I, it is, yeah, must be seen to be believed, my dudes. Wow. 28? That dude's, they said that guy's 28. Oh, come on. Dude, hate and crazy age you.
Starting point is 00:01:18 So, Spencer Young, 28, was taken into custody just the other day. Charged was stalking, felony criminal mischief following an investigation. This woman who lives in the same apartment complex. So he apparently was described as escalating harassment that serve no legitimate purpose. What I love about that is that is there harassment that does serve a legitimate purpose, you know? The victim told officers that over the course of several weeks, Young repeatedly targeted her home, despite having no contact or like at all, any relationship with him at all. Surveillance footage from their camera showed Young spitting on her door, making obscene gestures and leaving trash outside her residence, also performing repeated Hitler salute. towards her camera. And they don't know why.
Starting point is 00:02:04 He also vomited on her welcome mat. All of this, by the way, was captured on the ring camera, too. They say chivalry's dead. He also scratched her car, hit her side mirror, scratched her spoiler, like he was keen her car. So it was almost $3,000 worth of damage that he did. She said she was fearful, and she had to temporarily, she's a single mother.
Starting point is 00:02:26 She had to temporarily leave her home and stay with a friend in Boca Raton. So he was arrested. He's in Broward Sheriff's Office jail, or Broward County Jail, rather. So, yeah, that's the guy sounds. And I don't know if he's like what out of nowhere. So who knows, who knows? A central Florida man was caught destroying a Chinese restaurant to stop COVID. My dude, you're like some years late.
Starting point is 00:02:54 And also, that's not a wet market. A central Florida man was caught destroying a Chinese restaurant. restaurant, Richard Jarvis, 43. Who looks like he's crazy? Orange County, Florida. He was arrested after a bizarre attack on the restaurant in the affidavit. Police say they responded to Pearl's Chinese restaurant, and upon arrival, they learned that the man had come to the restaurant, threatened to kill everybody inside. He walked right in through the front door, made his way to the kitchen, began destroying over $4,000 worth of food, cooking instruments, appliances. The owner tried to run away, but Jarvis ran after him, struck him on the back with a shovel, and then told him if you run away again, I'll kill you.
Starting point is 00:03:36 And then when deputies arrived, they found Jarvis in the kitchen, armed with a shovel and shouting that he had to destroy the food because the Chinese were poisoning it with COVID. So he was totally arrested. And then he kept talking after he was in custody. He kept saying, quote, I had to destroy that restaurant. All Chinese restaurants are going to release a new strain of COVID on July 6. I'm a profit and I'm trying to save everyone. He's been charged with multiple charges of assault, multiple charges of aggravated battery, aggravated battery with a weapon, burglary, criminal mischief.
Starting point is 00:04:13 I mean, he's like got a million charges here. And he's being held without bond because that's how serious it is. So don't be crazy, you know. Let's see, what else? We also, tomorrow I'll tell you about how a man declared martial law while he robbed a Walmart, but it only was for him. Oh yeah, it's our friends over at Patriot Mobile, the only Christian conservative entity,
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Starting point is 00:06:03 What are they saying? Oh, for the love. I could not be a leftist. I think this would make me more violent if I had to. Makes them more violent too. Yeah, I mean, clearly it does. That was, let me check's notes. Oh, that was part of their counter protest,
Starting point is 00:06:27 and they had Joy Reed, and they were singing. Well, you know what they were singing? I don't even know what that song was. They have like their whole other life, a whole other culture. I don't even know what their songs are about. I don't even know. Jesus. Anyway, welcome back.
Starting point is 00:06:46 I'm sorry, I had to subject you to that because I was subjected to it. Hurt people, hurt people. That's what happens. Welcome back. We've been covering the State of the Union and all this other stuff. This, I want to play this. This is cut 30. This was the reaction to the awarding of the Medal of Honorable.
Starting point is 00:07:05 honor, the Purple Heart, and the president's, you're going to get mad. Do I want to play this, actually? Yeah, let me, hey, we've got to show it. Go ahead, go ahead. Let's do it. But he utilized, almost like these game show type moments where you're seeing awards being presented to really bring these moments of togetherness that otherwise might not have been there. She didn't really think it was a big deal. Good God. Really? Really?
Starting point is 00:07:38 You didn't think it was that big of a deal? That's what's her face? Abby Phillip at CNN. I don't know, whatever she does. That, oh yes, well, you know, it's really was nothing. It wasn't a huge deal. I loved seeing that.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Although one of my kids was like, why did it take them so long to give these guys, these accolades? And I think that's a very good point. point. Very good point. The, um, can we do the giraffe? 27. This was, again, let's check in on them. This is what, this was part of the rally that they had. I don't even know what this is. Again, people dressed up as furries. Yeah. Good job. Listen, this is cut 27.
Starting point is 00:08:28 I'm fresh out of an ice prison in Minneapolis. I've been arrested three times. times by ice over absurdity, over us being ourselves, over me singing songs like, hey, Mr. Tangerine, man, get rid of brown people for me. I'm airy and white. There ain't no place I'm going to. Who's this guy? And he played the harmonica like Alainus Morse. So he's dressed up as a giraffe with panties on. And it's called State of the Swamp. Giraffes aren't in the swamp. I mean, the frogs are, but giraffes aren't in the swamp. What is the point of this?
Starting point is 00:09:16 How do you, how are Democrats convincing voters that they're serious people by engaging in this type of stuff? I mean, I get that that's, you know, it's a kind of a rhetorical question, but still, that's, what was there to be, if you're going to have a rally, then you're, if you're going to do a counteractual. or programming, then wouldn't you try to include something that, or try to structure it to where you're actually countering whatever POTUS is putting up there? If you disagree with one of his policies, then wouldn't you be using that opportunity as a way to explain why his, whatever he's proposing is unworkable? And here's our alternative. Here's what we would like to see going forward.
Starting point is 00:09:57 They didn't even do that. The, oh, and apparently, I mean, and of course, it's all leftist and it's all organized. and it's all, you know, paid for. I'm sure they had it fun. I'm sure they had it catered. Crafts services. Apparently the New America Foundation, Pearl Lorraine, is listed as a partner for, I guess, one of the events.
Starting point is 00:10:19 And it was hosted by, that's the Defiance Group. I mean, it's all funded. It's all, they're all, it's all one big, incestuous leftist group. That's it. And they're connected with the Soros Open Society, the Tides Foundation, which is a Soros entity, the whole nine yards. So that's, you know, that's what it's all about. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:41 The whole thing is just ridiculous. There was no point in having that. There was no point in it at all. I mean, it was just, they were just rage baiting everybody. That's, that's all it is. They were just rage baiting people. They had lawmakers go up and engage in this type of stuff. They had people dressed up in costumes.
Starting point is 00:10:59 It doesn't even make any sense. They're not serious. And then when you try to, when you, when you compare that with, the effort to get moderate, like, well, she's not a moderate, but the effort to make people like Abigail Spanberger seem moderate, what you're witnessing is all these different factions on the left, they can't even come together for a cohesive message, which is kind of unusual for the left. And I know we all say, oh, well, the left is always, you know, they, they're always circle the wagons. They're always on the same page. Not really. And the fact that they even
Starting point is 00:11:32 had this event, and they had actual sitting elected lawmakers who were skipping the state of the union to go to this event and engage in this is, I think it's really telling because these were the extremists and then they were trying to moderate it up. Remember, too, the moderates that they had, they weren't even, or the people that they're trying to promote as moderates, they had nothing to do with this event. Everyone was there at the Spanberger response. So I've been paying attention to what's happening with gold and silver lately. And honestly, it's pretty shocking. Gold and silver have risen to record highs in relation to the dollar. And after talking with Colin over at Noble Gold Investments, I really get it. This isn't about trying to time the market.
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Starting point is 00:13:25 Researchers did not establish direct cause and effect, but the findings add to growing evidence that chronic nighttime traffic noise may influence cardiovascular health through changes in blood chemistry. Okay, LDL bad. So correlation, not causation? Yeah, sure. Does anybody believe this? No. America says goodbye to the mass market paperback book. Okay. They're not making them as much anymore. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Just don't. Well, why should I? I mean, I like books. I mean, I'm an author. Any story. Huh? Why should you care about any story? No, I mean, why is it a big deal with paperback? By the way, I like hardback so much better. I mean, we have a, like, it's a record number of high schoolers now that are graduating without being able to read. Because their parents are stupid and they put them in front of iPads. Yeah, whatever the reason is, though, reading is definitely... Because millennials don't know how to raise kids is why. That's the whole reason.
Starting point is 00:14:16 They don't. And I will literally rip out anyone's endocrine system through their eyeballs if they want to argue with me about it because they don't. Major cruises are diverting their ships away from popular Mexican ports because people don't want to get marked by a bunch of cartel violence. Norwegian cruise lines said it's 4,000 passenger ship. The Norwegian Bliss is going to... They're going to skip Puerto Vallada. Sounds like a good idea. Sounds like it's a good idea.
Starting point is 00:14:40 I mean, all hell's breaking loose there. It comes after a carnival decided to have its royal princess also skip Porto Viata because they're going to get murked to death by all the cartel violence. And it's not just them. They had Holland America, a bunch of other different cruise lines. They're all skipping these major ports. So great job cartels. You're making it to where no tourist dollars are coming into your, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:03 third world hellhole areas of which, you know, has one. redeeming value, which is a bougie overpriced resort. So good job. You're just making it so much better. Yay! Good for you. You really thought that went through it, didn't you, champs? Also, this is a horrible story. Martin Short's only daughter apparently committed suicide.
Starting point is 00:15:21 It was announced yesterday. He lost his wife. He's lost his brother. I mean, he's had a lot of loss in his life. He really has, and he just seems like the nicest guy. But apparently she's 42 years old, and they found her in her apartment. And it was announced yesterday,
Starting point is 00:15:37 but it was apparently on Monday when it happened. Just horrible, just a awful story. And you feel for him, because he seems so happy and bubbly, but he's dealing with all of this stuff, you know. A rescue team with war zone-level experience is helping stranded Americans evacuate Mexico. It's a veteran-led rescue group deployed as part of a war zone-level operation to get stranded Americans out of Mexico following the widespread violence
Starting point is 00:16:01 after the boy band, Helisco New Generation cartel lost their main singer. that's what it is. It's called Grable Rescue Nonprofit. They sent out teams across Alisco and other Mexican states, and they're trying to get the flights to resume. They have some flights coming out of Halisco already, but they're telling Americans, you know, you need to just stay down, stay hunkered down,
Starting point is 00:16:22 until it's safe to travel again, and shelter in place. And they, I mean, you can't even, like, go out into the road. If the cartels think you're American, I guess they're worried about hostages being taken. But, man, tourists are still, they're still sheltering in, in place in a lot of these areas.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Oh, for the love. I could not be a leftist. I think this would make me more violent if I had to. Yeah, I mean, clearly it does. that was let me check's notes oh that was part of their counter protest and they had joy read and they were singing well you know what they were singing i don't even know what that song was they have like their whole other life a whole other culture i don't even know what their songs are about i don't even know Jesus anyway welcome back i'm sorry i had to subject you to that because i was subjected to it
Starting point is 00:17:32 hurt people hurt people that's what happens welcome back the uh We've been covering the State of the Union and all this other stuff. This, I want to play this. This is cut 30. This was the reaction to the awarding of the Medal of Honor, the Purple Heart, and the presidency. You're going to get mad. Do I want to play this, actually?
Starting point is 00:17:52 Yeah, let me, hey, we've got to show it. Go ahead, go ahead. Let's do it. But he utilized almost like these game show type moments where you're seeing awards being presented to really, bring these moments of togetherness that otherwise might not have been there. She didn't really think it was a big deal. Really?
Starting point is 00:18:20 Really? You didn't think it was that big of a deal? That's what's her face? Abby Phillip at CNN. I don't know. Whatever she does. That, oh yes, well, you know, it's really was nothing. It wasn't a huge deal.
Starting point is 00:18:35 I loved seeing that. Although one of my kids was like, Why did it take them so long to give these guys, these accolades? And I think that's a very good point. Very good point. The, can we do the giraffe? 27. This was, again, let's check in on them.
Starting point is 00:18:59 This was part of the rally that they had. I don't even know what this is. Again, people dressed up as furries. Yeah, good job. Listen, this is cut 27. I'm fresh out of an ICE prison in Minneapolis. I've been arrested three times by ice over absurdity, over us being ourselves, over me, singing songs like, Hey, Mr. Tangerine, man, get rid of brown people for me.
Starting point is 00:19:32 I'm hairy and white. There ain't no place I'm going to. Who is this guy? And he played the harmonious. Monica like Alanis Morse. So he's dressed up as a giraffe with panties on. And it's called State of the Swamp. Jiraphs aren't in the swamp. I mean, the frogs are, but giraffes aren't in the swamp. What is the point of this? How do you, how are Democrats convincing voters that they're serious people by engaging in this type of stuff? I mean, I get that that's, you know, it's a,
Starting point is 00:20:08 kind of a rhetorical question, but still, that's what, what was there to be, if you're going to have a rally, then you're, if you're going to do counter programming, then wouldn't you try to include something that, or try to structure it to where you're actually countering whatever POTUS is putting up there? If you're, if you disagree with one of his policies, then wouldn't you be using that opportunity as a way to explain why his, whatever he's proposing is unworkable? And here is our alternative. here's what we would like to see going forward. They didn't even do that. Oh, and apparently, I mean, and of course it's all leftist and it's all organized and it's
Starting point is 00:20:50 all, you know, paid for. I'm sure they had it fun. I'm sure they had it catered. Craft services. Apparently the New America Foundation, Pearl Lorraine, is listed as a partner for, I guess, one of the events and it was hosted by, that's the Defiance Group. I mean, it's all funded. It's all, they're all, it's all one big, incestuous, leftist group.
Starting point is 00:21:13 That's it. And they're connected with the Soros Open Society, the Tides Foundation, which is a Soros entity, the whole nine yards. So that's, you know, that's what it's all about. I don't know. I, the whole thing is just ridiculous. There was no point in having that. There was no point in it at all. I mean, it was just, they were just rage baiting everybody.
Starting point is 00:21:34 That's, that's, that's all it is. They were just rage baiting people. They had law. makers go up and engage in this type of stuff. They had people dressed up in costumes. It doesn't even make any sense. They're not serious. And then when you compare that with the effort to get moderate, like, well, she's not
Starting point is 00:21:53 a moderate, but the effort to make people like Abigail Spanberger seem moderate, what you're witnessing is all these different factions on the left. They can't even come together for a cohesive message, which is kind of unusual for the left. And I know we all say, oh, well, the left is always. always, you know, they, they're always circle the wagons. They're always on the same page. Not really. And the fact that they even had this event and they had actual sitting elected lawmakers who were skipping the state of the union to go to this event and engage in this is, I think it's really telling because these were the extremists and then they were trying to moderate it up. remember too the moderates that they had they weren't even or the people that they're trying to promote as moderates they had nothing to do with this event everyone was there at the Spanberger response thanks for tuning in to today's edition of dana lash's absurd truth podcast if you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on apple podcast Spotify or wherever you get your podcast

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