The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Woke Pastor's Lecture

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

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Dana Lashes of Surr Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. So cops in Coconut Grove are seeking a thief who was wearing a Jesus Save shirt, but not him because he committed a crime. I mean, of all the things to wear while you're committing a crime, that shirt. Okay, so in Miami, they're seeing a man caught on camera wearing a Jesus Save shirt. shirt. He was stealing, which pretty sure Jesus doesn't like. And they have got him on camera

showing up to homes at like one in the morning. And he stole one victim's vehicle. And they said that the Miami police are looking for him. I mean, it should be easy to spot him. He's in that same shirt and all the video footage. So a Florida storm drain trapped a 10 foot gator and triggered an urgent rescue response. And a storm drain. Oh my gosh. It makes me think of that scene from it. when the little kid's there and he's going to float his little sailboat and you got it that's like right there in the storm drain. This gator 10 feet, it was in Cape Coral. They took an urgent rescue operation, 10 foot six inch gaiters stuck in this culvert. And the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation one's got the photo.

Can you imagine that popping out like sup? He was stuck though. They had to use a winch to lift the storm drain lid and then let the gator. Let the gator go. They secured it on the truck and took it and let it release it in a safe area, safe for the gator. Anyway, not probably for us, but that's okay. Let's see. Florida man was arrested because he was lurking around a bus stop.

You know, that's a way, that is a way to get beaten to death by an angry mom, either with a shotgun or a flip-flop or both. Deputies arrested a Florida man because he was caught creeping at a children's bus stop. Polk County Sheriff's office identified 37-year-old Jonathan Lewis, who is a registered sex offender. he's being charged with violation of probation for failure to register and he loitered within 300 feet of kids. No reason to be there. He's just creeping. And they took him into county and they booked him into a jail, Pope County Jail. He looks like a predator. And he's been a registered sex offender. He had a convention in 2004, a conviction. And they said that he was standing amongst the small children and everyone, the witness said something was not right. and so they called the police.

And deputies learned that he lived near the school, but he had no kids who went there, didn't know any of the kids who went there, couldn't give him a reason as to why he was hanging out amongst the kids at the bus stop because he's being a pervert. Why is he living? Honestly, you're a child molester.

You should be put to death. I am 100% for the immediate execution of all child predators. All of them. This guy, it is a failure of our justice system that this guy breathes. moving on this Florida man story he's a dirty burglar he doesn't like robbing homes dirty apparently he broke into someone's home and took a shower in okaloosa county they got a phone call from a destined homeowner at 5 30 in the morning on a Saturday saying a man broke through her glass bedroom

door and she was able to hide in the bathroom and call for help and they found when uh When Okalusa County Sheriff's deputies arrived, they found 27-year-old Harrison Lee taking a shower inside her main bathroom. She was in the guest bathroom. He was in, I guess, the master, the bathroom on the side of the master bedroom. Or you can't say master anymore, can you? Because everyone's stupid. But anyway, he was in the master bathroom, taking a shower. And they showed up, and they led him away in handcuffs.

He only was wearing a towel around his waist. He has been charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, criminal miscarriage. mischief. Thankfully, no one was injured, but that woman had to be pretty terrified. Can you imagine? Like you're going, you're, you're sleeping and a guy busts up in your bedroom. You run to hide. And then he goes and takes a shower. He's in your shower. I'd have to clean my shower before I could use it again. That's nasty. That's just so nasty. Also, got a couple of other things. A Florida woman is charged with attempted murder because she stabbed a man in his male copulatory organ. Let's put it like that. stabbed him in his male copulatory organ and witnesses said he was causing problems at the bar calling the bartender vile names being belligerent it was at a tavern called big ugly fish

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Visit celticweapons.com slash Dana Keltek Innovation Performance Made in the USA. Earlier today, first full day of Trump's presidency, guess how it got kicked off? Well, they had the prayer service at the Washington National Cathedral, which is a fake church full of fake Christians. and people dressed up like bishops who, I mean, even Satan can quote scripture to cite Shakespeare. And I just want to play for you what was unleashed. The first, his first thing on his first full day, he's sitting there with his wife,

with the vice president, with the vice president's wife, second lady. Listen to this. This happened at the prayer service in a supposed church. I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country. We're scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender children in democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives. And the people, the people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings,

who labor in poultry farms and meatpacking plants, who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shifts in hospitals, they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation. But the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes and are good neighbors. They are faithful members of our churches and mosques,

synagogues, Wadara, and temples. I ask you to have mercy, Mr. President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away, and that you help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome here. For the love. Our God teaches us. You know what? He also says, give to Caesar and what is Caesar and give to God under what is gods. And he also extols people to follow the laws of the land and listen to your leaders. He also says that too. It's not an unjust law. This woman, first off, this is why I don't like women preachers. I don't like women bishops. And I don't think women have

any place and wearing these robes and standing in front of a congregation and running their mouths like this. This female is the exact type of female that Paul was talking about when he said to be silent in the church, ladies. That woman right there, give me a break. You know what? I want to go back to John 2.15 for just a moment when Jesus talks about in the gospels making, when the gospels talk about Jesus making a whip out of cords and just unleashing and driving

all these people out of the temple courts and it even says that both sheep and cattle. He scattered the coins of the money changers. He overturned their tables Matthew 21. He cast out everyone that was buying and selling in

the temple. He overthrew the tables. of the money changers. He flipped over the seats of those who sold dubs. And he said, my house will be called a house of prayer and you have turned it into a din of thieves. This is the type of person about whom Christ was talking about. Right here. Speaking unbiblical, untruths, and trying to put it behind the veneer of scripture from the pulpit. Shame on this devil woman. And I'm going to tell you her punishment when she dies will be more than you can imagine. Because you remember scripture also, those that lead these ones astray, it would be better for them to have a millstone tied around their neck and thrown into the depths of the sea because shepherds and people who aspire to such a position are called to a high standard.

unbelievable. And in this fake church, this church is nothing more than a coffin for a dead, non-existent faith that they do not practice there. That church is a giant coffin. It looks real pretty, has its big columns, has its paintings, it's mosaics, its statuary. But it is as alive as a cemetery. and don't think for one second that flipping over the money changers tables is an analogous to what this woman is doing. Oh, believe she is absolutely commercialized church. She is absolutely commercialized faith.

She has politicized it. Let's pause for a moment about, and let's think about it from this angle, the lives of the youth that you are ruining because you have a petterest fetish with cutting off their breasts and their penises and taking chunks of meat from their thighs to turn it into a meat sickle that they pretend is a male copulatory organ. Let's talk about unnecessary cosmetic surgery what these people do to themselves that make it to wear.

They have to be on medicine for the rest of their lives. And the ideology for which this demonic woman is advocating is targeting is targeting the youth. Let's spare maybe a little bit of sympathy woman for the children whose lives are irrevocably ruined because the adults in their lives are chasing activism, advocacy, and adjacent fame through that path than actually parenting and taking care of their kids. This is evil. I would have stood up and walked right the hell out of that church service. I would have gotten up and walked right out. I kind of wish Vance and Trump had done so. There's no way.

I will not sit and listen to false doctrine. I will get up. I don't care if I'm in church or not. I will get up and walk out. And I'm going to tell you something for the men that are in that church, they must be eunuchs because this is all they could get was her. There weren't enough men to do this. There weren't enough men who are trustworthy in the eyes of God to step up and take this

position. So these eunuchs had to send out this devil priestess, seriously, to spit this poison at a so-called national prayer service? And everyone's expected to sit there and be polite because we're pretending that it has anything to do with God or faith. I don't know what faith she subscribes to, but it's not anything that I've read in the Bible. She's preaching the perversion and abuse of minors as something that should be celebrated and protected. That's what a grimmer would say. A groomer would say, no, no, no, these kids want it. They want it.

We've got to protect that, you know, because they want it. Every adult should be looked at with a suspicious eye that says anything remotely near that, like what she's done here. I have zero courtesy for her. I have zero mercy. She should be run out on a rail like Elijah Lovejoy. shame on her to do it and that well it's not a house of god anymore it's a dinner thieves because she's commercialized it and politicized it such i really wish potus would have got up and walked out

i wish that he would have gotten up and walked out and then this white demonic priestess runs down a list of chores that she apparently thinks only people who immigrate or who come to the United States do. What in the racist world is this woman talking about? Now, I know the left is racist. The most racist people I've ever met have been on the left. I've seen some of them on my own famed family. I don't have nothing to do with them. They're on the left, like she is. And she gets up there and talks about, you know, they clean this and they do that. And, you know, it's a, wow. imagine being this female and you are so ensconced in your ivory tower

that you don't know that people who aren't white can come to the United States and, oh, I don't know, create businesses. Some of them are a hell of a lot more successful than she or her family could ever aspire to be. And they come here legally because they're not dumb. They come here legally. And then they add to that great American fabric and they add to the tax revenue

and they add to the skill set. And they bring their own animating spirit, animated spirit of liberty. But all she sees is white and brown, white and brown. That's all she sees. She is the definition of an evil white racist. And the fact that she's in those robes, look at those stupid superfluous robes that she's wearing. It is a joke. It makes a mockery of church.

It makes a mockery of Christ. It makes a mockery of faith. and this is what they did. This is the prayer breakfast. This is how POTUS and the vice president are expected to start their first day. I don't have enough nice words. I will say Vance's face is pretty funny. Did you see Eric Trump's face?

At one point, Eric Trump, you could tell, my gosh, if ever there was a time when a thought bubble almost appeared like in real life over someone's head, it almost like apparated out of the evening. and perched itself over Eric Trump's head because you could almost read his thoughts on his face. He just said, you could see it. I watched the whole. Every time it panned to him, I was looking at his face. I'm like, oh my gosh.

But I would have gotten up. I would have gotten up unceremoniously. And I would have walked right out. I would have walked right out of that service. I really wish that POTUS and the vice president would have done so because they don't, they don't deserve to sit there like that and listen to that. nor does anyone else. And I'm not going to sit there and pretend that that has anything or Christ or anything. I'm not going to sit there and pretend any of it. If you're going to

spew that poison to me from behind the pulpit, that's not church. That's a, that's a, not even a political rally. You're just spitting poison and evil. I'm not going to pretend that we're doing this in the context of church. No, I'm out. I'm not fellowshiping with that. I'm not taking part in that. I'm out. Not a church at all. No, that was a demon wearing sloppy robes, masquerading as a shepherd. She's a trans shepherd. We've got a lot more on the way.

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And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. Oh, yeah. All right. So champagne sales have sunk because people don't want to celebrate. You know, what? Because they haven't discovered spritses. They haven't discovered things like a limoncello spritz or a French 75, which is named actually after 75 millimeter guns that were used in World War I, but I digress.

The champagne sales have sunk because people don't want to phthalmraine anymore. People aren't in the mood to say cheers. It's literally a study that came out. People are just like, they don't feel like super celebratory. And they said champagne sales are down across the board. Is it

a generational? Steve, do you like champagne? is it a generational thing? Well, you can get some dry. Yeah, I agree with you. Most of it's like, it's like drinking syrup. But, yeah, I don't know. It's interesting. A man pours his relative ashes

in the mother's toilet. Oh, for the love. Okay, there's Memphis. The man was arrested because police say he broke into his mother's home and poured a relative's ashes in her toilet. Police responded. Adel Totten had broken into a window, entered her home,

and took the cremated ashes of a deceased relative dumped him in the toilet and then he took some stuff from the apartment as well. He's been charged with aggravated burglary. Here's the other thing. And abuse of a corpse. I didn't know that that's a charge that you could

have applied to you if it has to deal with ashes. Not that I was planning on doing anything, but that's just an interesting bit of trivia. I don't know. Women or a woman intentionally started a housefire with Taki's chips. Now, these are not that spicy. Come on. She's accused of using Taki's chips to start a fire with three other people inside. Now she's going to prison Patricia Williams first degree arson. It was last year in Green County. She's just been sentenced. And she said that she used the chips because she knew they would support the combustion because of the grease content. And guess what? She was correct. Man, how do you feel about those? I mean, nobody was killed in the fire, but still, good heavens. That's, that's. That's. That's. I mean, nobody was killed in the fire, but still. Good heavens. That's. That's.

that poor chip company. A brain surgeon was let go by the hospital because he allowed his 13-year-old daughter to drill a hole into the patient's skull. There's certain things that you should not be. Take your daughter to work day. This was in Austria. 33-year-old man was flown to the hospital

with serious head injuries in an Austrian forest. They did surgery. And then the unnamed neurosurgeon is alleged to have allowed the teenage daughter to participate. They got in trouble. And I just want to say, Thank you for making it happen. Thank you.

Now, here's what the media did with it. He's excited, right? Did you see him walk in to the event? God love him. I know he sends rockets to space and he does love this cool stuff. But one of the cool things that he can't do is dance. And he comes out and he's so excited. You can see how excited he is.

And he's dancing and it's hysterical. And the video's everywhere. So then he gets up and he's, you know, he's a hands, arms mover. I get that. I am too. It's just how he is. He's just excitable. This is what CNN,

Audio Sondvi 22, this was the narrative. They were pushing hard yesterday. I just want to look at that salute that he gave again. Just if anybody missed it, we'll just show it again. He's just wrapped up here.

You can hear the... All right, so we just showed that. We just showed that. Right. It was quick. I think our viewers are smart and they can take a look at that, but it certainly was, it's not something that you typically see at American political

rally, put it that way. No, no, it was not something that you usually would see. And it was quick, as you point out, it was very quick, but it was, it was in a moment of intensity for him as he came out dancing and then he did that. He is a hero here. And I just want to say thank you. This is what they're doing to him. This is what they're doing to him. They're like, you see that. He's not giving a Nazi salute. You absolute idiotic bitches. I'm sorry for those of you who have very delicate ears and you're like, Dana, don't say that word. They deserve it.

Because when you're going to impugn someone's character that way, you deserve to have brimstone thrown right back in your face. And they know it's false and they're saying it anyway. They're trying this stuff again. I'm going to tell you people something. I've been doing this stuff since the beginning of before the tea party. Kicking off the Tea Party back in 2008. I am so tired of the everything I don't like is Hitler stuff. If that is all the analysis that you can offer,

you're too stupid and ditsy to be on air to offer political analysis. It's shameful to watch other. I want women to succeed and I want women to be viewed as smart. But when these broads get on TV and they say stuff like this, you ain't doing me a lot of favors. You're not doing women a lot of favors. This is stupid petty care and nonsense. He's excited.

He's saying hi to everyone. He's not giving a Nazi salute, you fetishists. Of course, these are the people that make apologies for Hamas, right? They're apologists for Hamas, but they want to see Hitler and everyone else. Not everything is Hitler. But they have no idea how to cope. They have no idea. So you know what they're doing?

Have you picked up on the difference in how they're interpreting this, this time around, as compared to last time around? In the statement that she made, you don't see this at a political rally, and everybody went wild for it. And I don't believe that I'm reading two in between the lines on this. It honestly seemed to me like they were trying to impugn the characters of all of you. I mean, he touches his heart, throws it to the audience. That's what he was doing.

Everybody claps. And these women, they're not just impugning Musk. They're impugning all of the people, the characters of all the people there. And you watching at home. They're impugnant. They're doing that for you watching at home. I am, I'm going to tell you something. If they start doing this, I'm going to go back to the Anthony Wiener days.

And I'm just going to go crazy A double snakes wild on some of these people. and some of them need to be confronted because this is ridiculous. I'm not doing this anymore. My gosh, they've tried this nonsense six ways to Sunday. And it's too much. But that was the narrative.

They were pushing. It was trending. Oh my gosh. Everybody was like a talking point went out. You realize that you got sitting members of Congress who are Democrats who literally played at whites only golf courses until like maybe a decade ago. Ask Sheldon Whitehouse about that.

Hell, Hillary Clinton was on stage. You know her husband? Bill Clinton played at a whites-only golf course and the New York Times in the 90s found out. The 90s found out quite by accident. And ran that hit piece on it. It hurt him. Interestingly, you've never had a Republican come out with a story like that.

But there are scores of Democrats that have. If you want to have a discussion about bigotry, fascism, you know, all that nonsense. There you go. I'm just so tired of it. This is all I've heard. This is all I've heard forever. And I'm just so tired of it.

Find a new line of attack. But this is what they did all day yesterday. Oh my gosh. Elon Musk. Because he's a powerful new weapon. Now, I want to caution everybody here. Again, and it's the Boromir test. I was watching the event inside when he did his, he gave his speech and he had the swearing

in. Someone said he didn't, one of the gaps was that he forgot to put his hand on the Bible. I think he meant to. I mean, he had his grandmother's Bible and then he had Abraham Lincoln's Bible. So he had two Bibles for good measure, but they said he forgot to put his hand on the Bible. But I was looking at all the techocracy that was assembled. I mean, you had everybody there. I want to be real careful. They were standing in front of members of Congress, too, which I thought was optically interesting. But I want to caution people Don't trade big government in for big tech There's a limit

You got to keep people on a short leash This is something that has to be watched There's a balance that can be kept But it's a fragile balance But it must be kept But the way that the media was going About this last night They're going to

This is what PBS This is what PBS said PBS tweeted this they said billionaire Elon Musk gave what appeared to be a fascist salute Monday while making a speech at the post-inauguration celebration for President Donald Trump in the Capital One arena. That is legit what they said. They wrote this. This is, again, PBS. PBS. We pay them.

I pay an ungodly amount of taxes to the point where I can't hire my money. more people because I got to give it to the government to do this stupid nonsense. They write, quote, some elections are important, some are not. But this one, this one matter. They quote Musk. And then they said he puts his hand on his chest and then raises it in a salute, similar to the Sieg-Hyle salute used by Nazis at their victory rallies. He touched his heart and threw it out to the audience.

That's what he did. These people are asinine. Asinine. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.