The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Anti-ICE American Girl Dolls, Minneapolis Begs For More & Mamdani Campaign's Luxury Exposed
Episode Date: February 13, 2026Jacob Frey and Tim Walz plead for more Federal dollars for the “damage” done by ICE. Dana reacts to a trend where grown liberal women are dressing up their American Girl Dolls, posing them with ...F*** ICE t-shirts. Sir Jim Ratcliffe, the Billionaire co-owner of Manchester United, is being slammed for rightfully saying that the UK has been colonised by immigrants. RFK Jr. reveals he used to snort cocaine off toilet seats on Theo Von’s podcast.The polar bears are reportedly thriving, to the dismay of Al Gore. The father of the Tumbler Ridge trans sh*oter is reportedly distancing himself from his son. AOC gets asked in Munich about taxing the rich when she runs for President. Dana runs a montage of all the words Candace Owens has trouble pronouncing. Nicole Curtis the host of HGTV show Rehab Addict Nicole Curtis says the “N-word” on video and quickly tries to have it deleted.President Trump speaks in Fort Bragg, NC about talks with Iran. The term “pizza” was mentioned 911 times in the new Epstein files dump as the FBI-code word for “girl,” most often used next to the term “slicing”. NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani’ aide is blasted as ‘whiny bi*ch’ after raging over being denied airport lounge access and fancy perks in resurfaced posts. NBC polls reveal over half of Latino-Americans have never even heard of the term “LatinX”.Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Noble Goldhttps://NobleGoldInvestments.com/DanaThis is the year to create a more stable financial future. Open a qualified account with Noble Gold and receive a 3 oz Silver Virtue coin free. Relief Factorhttps://ReliefFactor.com OR CALL 1-800-4-RELIEFTry Relief Factor's 3-week Quickstart for just $19.95—tell them Dana sent you and see if you can be next to control your pain!Patriot Mobilehttps://PatriotMobile.com/DANA or call 972-PATRIOTSwitch to Patriot Mobile in minutes—keep your number and phone or upgrade, then take a stand today with promo code DANA for a free month of service!Humannhttps://HumanN.comGet simple, delicious wellness support when you pick up Humann’s Turmeric Chews at Sam’s Club next time you’re there and see why they’re such a fan favorite!Byrnahttps://Byrna.com/DanaMake 2026 the year you protect your family with solid options—Get the Byrna today.WebRoothttps://Webroot.com/DanaTake your cybersecurity seriously! Get 60% off Webroot Total Protection at WebrootSubscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Welcome to the program. Dana Lash with you and we are at the top of this first hour.
But this is how they think that they are owed, guys.
Tim Walts specifically wants taxpayers to pay for all of the stuff that they helped create in Minnesota because they refused to follow the law.
And Jacob Frye, as you were hearing, he was agreeing with all of this.
They are demand. And they think they're going to get it too.
Now, granted, if it were Biden, you know, they'd probably get it.
I mean, they looked at the other way this entire time with all of this.
And so keep in mind, the reason that they allowed all of this stuff to foment is because they needed a distraction from the fraud.
They needed a distraction from the fraud entirely.
That's how bad it is.
Hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer fraud.
your money too. I had some
gosh, I had some half-wit
that sent me. I thought
about like reading it and some special
like mailbag of hate but I realized
I just didn't want to give air to it because
the grammar was atrocious, the spelling was atrocious
and the person
had a reasoning capacity of
somebody who was the product of
severe incest. So it was
just it's impossible. They were like how
US taxpayers, we didn't
do, this is just Minnesota. And
then people are saying that's just Trump.
the troll was saying, well, that's just Trump, you know, trying to make it look worse.
You know, by arguing that there was federal tax dollars involved, you absolute walking mental abortion.
They received hundreds of federal grants.
Do you know what?
Where does the money for a federal grant come from?
Lunchbox.
Where do you think the money comes from?
I have no courtesy with people who are that stupid.
I really don't.
I think being that dumb is a choice.
And you should suffer for it for making a bad choice.
That's my personal opinion, and I'm happy to serve my country in that capacity by making that suffering a reality.
So where do you think money from federal grants come from?
What does that come from?
Federal grant money.
I think it comes from the state?
I think it's the state that does it?
It says federal.
I know.
It says federal.
That's where it gets real tricky.
It says federal.
It's where it gets tricky.
You think it's the state?
Because it's not the state.
No.
It's a federal tax.
It's our tax dollars.
It's Kane's tax dollars.
It's Steve tax dollars.
Juan's tax dollars.
My tax dollars.
Lorraine's tax dollars.
Your tax dollars.
All went for that.
So people who are trying to argue,
look at how they moved the goal post.
At first they said there was no fraud.
And now they're arguing,
well, it was just Minnesota tax dollars.
As though every,
as though Minnesotans are going to go,
oh, that's all, okay.
No, it's everybody's.
It's everybody's tax dollars.
And they're still doubling down.
Fry says he's going to support more.
He's going to continue supporting.
This is, by the way, this is Walsh right here.
This is Tim Walsh, and he wants taxpayers to pay his state.
Listen to how he tries to frame this.
I'm going to try not to throw anything.
Go ahead.
The federal government needs to pay for what they broke here.
They are going to be accountability on the things that happened.
But one of the things is the incredible and immense costs that were born by the people of this state,
the federal government needs to be responsible.
You don't get to break things and then just leave without doing something about it.
So we're going to be asking the federal delegation to be investing and doing the things necessary.
Yeah, we don't owe you absolutely anything.
No.
And he wants the initial ask pulling this up.
The first thing that he's asking for is 10 million.
So in Minnesota, they're trying to pull over on voters in Minnesota.
he's trying to push this $10 million emergency fund through.
And that's one of the things.
It's similar to what they did during COVID.
You know, because that was all above the books, right?
All above table and all of that, right?
That was all above board.
No, it was.
Totally was.
He's calling it an ICE recovery package.
I can't roll my eyes hard enough.
Remember how I said I was scared of the spider.
that descended yesterday.
Now, I just want to, if I see it, I'm going to punch it.
I'm mad now.
This is so ridiculous.
So ridiculous.
It is assinine.
This is just, there's no 10 minutes.
And that's just the start.
That is just the start.
He said that ICE left us with, quote, deep damage and generational trauma.
I mean, now go ask the victims of criminal, illegal aliens, like,
Jamil Shaw Jr. and Jocelyn Nungeret and many, many, many more how they feel.
Go ahead and ask them. See if they have generational trauma. They said that they want, it's a start.
The start is a $10 million package and you know this is going to turn into a giant slush fund up there.
It's not going to be anything else but that. That's, now one of the things, let me pull this up,
that happened yesterday. We'll come back to that.
is the deregulation of a number of things. As you remember, the Trump administration is rolling back a lot of the stupid, you know, some of these over encroachment of the government. It's all this stuff, all of this, kind of like it was part of the Green New Deal. And so they're deconstructing a lot of regulation as it pertains to fake environmental, fake science environmental stuff. Al Gore laws.
his mind. I forgot he was alive, which is my whole point in bringing this up. Because I had to go back
and be like, wait a minute, I need to go look at our rule of three. Is he a round still? I would have
thought a masseuse would have released his chakra to the point of death, Kane. You guys remember that
story? Al Gore was in trouble with this masseuse because he apparently, and it wasn't just one,
he apparently asked multiple masseuses to release his chakra for him.
Yeah, we don't.
It's all gross.
It's all right.
I know.
We're all grossed out.
I'm sorry to start your Friday like this.
Anyway, long story long, he is, he's livid that Trump is rolling back these stupid,
non- ineffective regulations.
Al Gore says the trouble ministration is once again trying to denouissance and reality,
by throwing out well-established research connecting the climate crisis to public health.
He goes on to add that the Trump administration can try to ignore the climate crisis,
but it's painfully clear that the climate crisis will not ignore us.
Last summer, we had floods, once in 1,000-year floods in the span of three days.
In Texas, one of those flooding events killed 135 people.
And then he went, by the way, we, you guys remember that some of that was due to no messaging for Evac.
Those floods have always happened in Texas, according to Texans who've lived here, not Agor, who's never lived here.
He says that, oh, the Trump of ministries and throwback of the endangerment finding is not only a direct assault on science and knowledge and public health.
It is an insult to the people across the country who are already coping with the disaster.
consequences of climate-driven extreme weather advance.
Didn't he say all the polar bears were going to be dead?
Yes, he said.
But yet they refused to die.
I have an update, by the way, on the polar bear population.
We're going to talk about that coming up because I'm just not going to let this go now.
So, yeah, he said they were all going to be dead.
We were going to be polar bear less right now.
And ice-less.
And all the glaciers were going to be gone.
Yep.
By 2015.
Yep. And hasn't happened. Our partners that help bring you the program, the folks at WebRute. WebRut is a super lightning fast, very lightweight, more than just an antivirus program, but it does that as well. And it looks at everything. It not only protects your devices and your personal information, but also passwords, everything from ransomware, fishing attempts, malware, your identity protection. It is an all-in-one, everything cybersecurity protection. You can add.
add your kids, you can add your parents, and protect your entire digital lives, because that is
the fastest growing crime is identity theft, and compromising people on these digitally, especially when
academic records, medical records, so many things are stored online. It just makes it easy,
and you want to make sure you're protected. A lot of people don't like any virus programs or the
software because it's clunky, but not web route. Webroot scans six times faster, takes up 33 times less
space than all of the other antivirus software. That's out there. That's why it's
the number one on the market. Protect yourself and your family. Get 60% off of webroot only at webroot.com
slash Dana. That's 60% off limited time only, webroot.com slash Dana.
CNBC needs to start being honest with themselves. CNBC's calls are not just wrong. They're
really wrong. The fast money circus on CNBC, the fast money circus on CNBC has gone too far.
Check out the watchdog on Wall Street podcast on Apple, Spotify, wherever you get your podcast.
And now, all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick Five.
207 dogs were rescued in Dallas from a suspected dog fighting operation.
Oh my gosh.
I'm like so happy that they were rescued, but also it is horrific that this exists.
So far they haven't made any arrest, but they have about 150 rescue dogs that are now at an ASPCA recovery center.
They're getting behavioral therapy, veterinarian care, all of that.
Dallas Animal Services and one of the best, by the way, animal rescue organizations in Dallas
Operation Kindness, we help support them. They're right there helping with some of these dogs.
They're so awesome. If you're going to donate to somebody, Operation Kindness in Dallas is a great
organization. Dallas Animal Services also does a good job. But they said that it was a big operation
and there was a lot of animals. And I think that everybody who's involved in this should be put
to death by firing squad.
And you can do it right there.
I mean, good heavens.
We can just go right by the Trinity River
and make a festival of it.
Those people need to be dragged.
It should all, hopefully it's a felony.
I mean, in Florida they did it.
Democrats are revolting against funding Homeland Security,
triggering a likely shutdown.
This is what we have to look forward to, everybody.
The Senate has so far failed to advance
a full-year appropriations bill for the DHS.
This was yesterday.
Democrats were saying they were going to withhold their votes until the party's demands about stopping immigration enforcement were met.
They voted 5247 to advance the House past Homeland Security measure, falling short of a filibuster-proof majority.
And Thune said he flipped his vote in order to bring the legislation up for a vote again, a procedural trick.
So we're going to go back and forth and we're going to see and then maybe we'll have a shutdown.
I mean, we're getting close.
Also, we talked about walls.
but aerobic exercise rivals antidepressants.
Duh, how many studies do we need for this?
Stick with us.
We've got more in store.
Look, you can help your body deal with aches and pains, everyday aches and pains with relief
factor.
It's very easy.
They have a three-week quick start.
And it's a non-drug.
It's a 100% drug-free formula.
And they use all of these, you know, well-studied research-backed ingredients like omega-3s
and risveratrol.
It's about supporting relief from everyday exercise-related everything.
related discomfort. Maybe it's age. Maybe it's because, you know, you exercise. Maybe you have old
sports injuries, whatever it is. It's designed to help your body fight back against those aches and pain so you can
get back to the life that you enjoy. You do not have to accept daily pain as a new normal or any kind of
normal. You can help it with the quick start program with Relief Factor. You can try it for yourself.
It's the three-week quick start. See how Relief Factor could be your game changer. Call 800 to number four
relief or visit Relieffactor.com. That's 800.
Number four relief relief factor.com.
Tell them Dana sent you.
Not able to catch all three hours of the Dana show?
Subscribe to the full podcast and get news and laughs delivered in short, easy to digest episodes.
Ideal for your busy lifestyle on YouTube, Apple, or wherever you get your podcast.
Welcome back to the program.
Dana Lash was here.
It seemed our criticism of the Pambandi stuff from yesterday is making the rounds.
I mean, I do think it's legit.
And I feel like it was such a lost opportunity for her during that hearing to have
brought that back around to the victims, Kane, don't you think so?
Yeah.
I mean, it's just, you know, you're there.
You're in front of lawmakers and you decide to start screaming at Democrats and Republicans.
I just, I don't know.
I just, I'm without, without, I don't know.
A few things to touch on, a few things as we get you ready for the weekend because,
Oh, man. Actually, you know what? I'm going to get ready. I'm going to get this. Did you see the American girl doll influencer story? Kane? How long have those dolls been around?
Oh, gosh. Let me look. Let me look. American. American.
I'm sure. Like, how long have they been around? And apparently they're like really expensive. Isn't it like build a bear but for people?
Like build a, build a person?
something. So the American girl people, the dog, oh gosh, in the 80s, because I remember them being around
when I was a kid, that's why, but I was like, is it the same, it's the same thing. They've been around
for a long time. They were modeled after, this is all going to make sense here in a moment,
they were modeled after 18 inch dolls that were made in Germany. And so they became very popular.
is when they were introduced.
And they're very popular.
I know I have friends that have girls that have these American girl dolls.
I had cabbage patch kids, but I didn't really have an American girl doll, probably because
it was poor.
And cabbage patch kids were already expensive.
But American girl dolls were very, very expensive.
And so the, what is it, the price?
They're steeped in history.
So they have historical characters that are based on, I guess, like, you know, female characters of the late 1800s, mid to late 1800s.
Like they have Kirsten as a Swedish immigrant and Samantha is a well-to-do Edwardian-era orphan.
I mean, that's hard.
That's super specific.
Merry Christmas.
Here's your well-to-do Edwardian-era orphan doll.
that's very very specific is it not yeah and it it it's it was designed to educate through storytelling
about American history right and the lady who came up with it she went to colonial Williamsburg got
the idea etc anyway let's fast forward to current era shall we so i saw this with rolling stone
Headline
Meet the American Girl
Doll Influencers
protesting ICE
Some may find it surprising
But for those creating the content
It makes perfect sense
So there's a story in Rolling Stone
Where
They apparently dress their American girl dolls up
In F-Ice t-shirts
And they take pictures of them
And put them on Instagram
So these are grown people playing with dolls
from what I'm understanding.
Why?
Why in the world is this a thing?
And there's a story about it.
And it's these middle-aged women
who are taking American girl dolls.
They're posing them and posting about them.
And they get into this, I don't know.
Like, these aren't even funny memes.
They're not even funny.
The love cannot meme.
And they say, we've been radicalized since the 90s.
And if you're not, you're not experiencing the historical
side of American girl and what they'd teach. And they're talking to these grown women who collect dolls.
So I had a great aunt. I actually think she was my great aunt or maybe, I don't know, we had such a
big family. And in her house, she was like a very elderly lady. She collected dolls. Not like
regular dolls, but like the China dolls with the weird faces and the eyes that could peer through
and burn your soul. And she kept them all in one room. I think it was her dining room. My memories of this are
hazy, but I remember it was like a dining room that she didn't use. And she was like married into the
family. Nobody in the family had money. She married into the family. So it's like my first time I think
really seeing a legit china cabinet. And instead of dishes in her china cabinet, they were all the
dolls. And she would have the dolls sitting in the seats. I mean, they couldn't like sit up at the
table, but she would place the dolls in the seats. Like she was like making a like a vignette in the room,
right? And they were terrifying and they would all. And I thought that was weird. I get it that they were,
they were like China or porcelain or something. And they had like the hair that was in the, it was weird.
They weren't to play with. You were not allowed to play with them. It's kind of like that now.
I think that's, that's progressed to now you have these middle-aged women collecting American girl dolls.
And now they're dressing them up and staging them to make political statements on Instagram.
that is weird.
That's like you're a single adult going to Disneyland weird, right?
Kane, if you met a woman who collected American girl dolls like this, would that be, would you still be like I can fix her?
No.
I do say that is my first default thing I say.
But no, in that instance, you just have to know when to give up.
You got to know when to throw the towel in.
You know what, though?
It makes sense.
I just realized.
I think you made this point.
These are the dolls that get possessed.
Yeah, they are.
These are the dolls that all the movies are made about.
Yeah.
Right?
So maybe that explains why these women are so craye.
Today is Friday the 13th, you know, which I love.
I love Friday the 13th.
I is not afraid, but I'm just saying these are the dolls that get, they get stabby.
Makes some sense, man.
It makes some sense.
It gets stabby?
I've, yeah, I don't know.
They do, but I feel like that that's what, maybe that's part of the problem with all these women up there.
Because they have these dolls and they're possessed.
I don't know.
I'm just like thinking out loud.
They're expensive.
But who'd like dress it?
First off, how do you even find a, don't Google it, but how do you find a doll t-shirt that says blank ice?
That's, I don't know.
Oh, and then, okay.
Yeah, go ahead.
No, that would mean they have to craft them take time.
to craft them themselves.
Craft talk.
Craft talk.
So Lorraine says now there are modern era dolls that are meant for the adult collectors
and they're putting out novels to go with the grown-out.
This is, you know what, it's still a doll.
It's still a doll.
If I, no, no.
Like they're talking about this 25-year-old woman who collects dolls and she has like the whole thing.
Oh my gosh.
This is like too much, guys.
This is way too much.
These women need lives.
Sorry, but it's weird.
It is just as weird as that family member I had that collected the little porcelain
china dolls.
It's just as weird.
It's weird.
All right.
So moving on, we have a few other things to get into because I have that.
I also have the, we had this audio.
pull this up. This was, we had audio yesterday of Sir Jim Ratcliffe. He owns Manchester United.
And at first, I thought that the reaction to what he had said in this interview, which we'll touch on here in a second, it seemed a bit quiet.
But now it's because they're writing a criminal probe. I can't believe this. So he gave an interview where he said that the UK was, quote, colonized by immigrants who are cost.
too much money and he doubled down on it during the interview. And then now there's a probe.
Now they're investigating him. Do we have this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got this. We have this audio.
This is, he was just talking about it. He just gave an interview. And he was asked about this.
And this is what he said. Listen, here it goes. Here we go. Oh, well, we don't have it yet.
By the moment, I don't think the economy is any good. You can't afford, you can't have an economy
with 9 million people on benefits and huge levels of immigrants coming in I mean the UK's
being colonised it's costing too much money it will cause the colonists it'll call
well we've been yeah the UK's being colonised by immigrants really isn't it I mean the
population of the UK is 58 million in 2020 now it's 70 million that's 12 million
people you met recently with Nigel Farrow didn't you I did you think that they
would be a kind of a good government if they were to win the next election?
Like, what's wrong with what he said? I mean, he wasn't being mean. He's just being honest about
the state of things. So now they're going to, they're investigating him and they're making
him bend the knee. He said he was, quote, sorry that my choice of language has offended
some people in the UK and Europe. That's really not an apology. So I do like that. But he goes,
it's important to raise the issue of controlled and well-managed immigration that supports
economic growth. And he went on to discuss why he was answering it that way. And it was a
Sky News interview. And so the Office for National Statistics, all these other offices, they objected.
And now the entire football association is investigating his remarks. They revealed that they're
going to examine whether or not his remark about immigrants has brought the game into disrepute.
What? I don't know.
They said man united officials were mortified by his comments, the impact on the players, etc.
Oh, shut up already.
And then of course, Kier Starrmer rocks into it.
He says it's offensive and wrong.
Kier Starmor's a guy who refused.
Actually, he said that it was offensive to say that a woman has a cervix.
Because women should be denied the ability to say that because it makes the men who want to pretend to be women upset.
That's actually what he was discussing in his interview.
you. So, Kier Starrmer said Jim Ratcliffe should apologize. Man United's owner should apologize.
Kierstarmor, the guy who hid the trafficking of girls in Rotherham and covered for the politicians and lawmakers who did nothing once Ratcliffe to resign because he said something that was incredibly honest.
I mean, I hope he doesn't. I hope that that's the only.
statement that he gives. And Starrma was mad because Ratcliffe also suggested later on in the
interview that Starrmer was a horribly incompetent prime minister. So, but he's not wrong. They have
been colonized by specifically Islamist immigrants. Why should he apologize for that? Why do they
hate immigrants? Why do they hate immigrants? They're denying the fact that all of these people have
come into their country? Why is that a bad thing to say that they've come in and they've been colonizing?
Oh, it's because you look at it. You know it's true and therefore, and it challenges your narrative.
So you are trying to cast it as a pejorative. I was talking with Colin Plume over at Noble
Gold Investments and we were discussing how no one really knows what 2026 is going to bring, elections,
markets, wars. But one thing we do know, gold and silver have outlasted every empire. And that's why
gold keeps coming up as a steady, reliable option. Every crash, every currency. And at the end of the day,
it's about that peace of mind. Having a little gold in your strategy can make those wild market swings
a lot easier to live with. Because real wealth isn't flashy. It's being prepared and protecting
what you've already built for yourself, your kids, and your grandkids. Create a more stable financial
future. Visit noblegoldinvestments.com slash Dana and download their free gold and silver guide. And when you
open a qualified account, you'll receive a complimentary three-ounce silver virtue coin.
So visit noble goldinvestments.com slash Dana.
Having a little gold in your strategy can make those wild market swings a lot easier to live
with.
That's noble goldinvestments.com slash Dana.
Get the lowdown on the latest news with a side of laughs.
Whenever you want, subscribe to the Dana Show podcast on YouTube, Apple, or wherever you get your
podcast.
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States.
And I said, I'm not scared of a germ.
You know, I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
And I know this disease will kill me.
Right.
If I don't treat it, which means for me going to meetings every day,
it's just bad for my life.
So for me it was
It was survival
And then, you know, the opportunity
He's had a very interesting life
I mean the bear thing, remember the bear that he killed the park?
Yeah
And then snorting cocaine off a toilet seat
Why did the
Ew?
Ew, like
Okay, so it couldn't have been in a public bathroom
because they don't have toilet seats on public bathrooms
So it had to be private
But, ew.
That's her, ew.
Ew. Who does this? Drug, druggies, drugies do. They do it. Oh my gosh. The stuff that, you know, there are some people out there who go, well, he knows then about what not to do when you're trying to be healthy, you know? I mean, just don't live life loud like he did if you're trying to be healthy. But still, I don't think these stories really help a lot. You know, I realize that he just is sitting there and he's just devil make care and he's sharing them. But I mean, you're also the head of like, you know, the health.
stuff and you're going out there like yeah I was snorting cocaine off of toilet seeds and all I mean
in the context of that clip he was talking about how he's 43 years sober and he you know goes to
these meetings all the time and and that's why he wasn't afraid during COVID they shut down those
meetings and he said I'm not afraid of germs you know what I mean I'm not afraid of COVID
because of this I because of that that's why I'm not afraid so having it all shut down during
COVID, his, you know, meetings, those AA meetings and those, those, you know, cocaine meetings.
The cocaine meetings.
Right.
Those cocaine dependency meetings.
He's saying that those things save his life.
He does them every day.
You say cocaine the way Benedict Cumberbatch says Penguin.
What?
You said cocaine.
Just now.
I said Cucane.
Yes, you totally did.
I didn't mean to.
Pengling.
The word is cocaine.
Cucane.
Cucane.
Oh, my goodness. Let's have a spelling bee coming up next hour. Yeah. We got some,
if you're bored, you want some interesting ways to pronounce words. We've got some suggestions
for you. Also, what we have coming up on deck. Well, a few things. In fact, we are watching
aircraft carriers gather near Iran. I think it's because they're just making a show of force.
But also, the Save Act fight in the Senate. And we're also going to get into
the socialist
Mamdani
who apparently one time
had an absolute fit
on a flight
and his staff
had a fit on a flight
in fact one of his
what is this the guy? This guy's the advanced man for his campaign
who was complaining about airline service
oh man we're going to have some fun with that
so we're going to get into that
also what else do I have up here
let me get everything out
not only that foreign policy, et cetera, but the DHS funding bill.
Ooh, and then, I'm going to open this up.
Then on top of it, we've got, what are they doing?
What are the Dutch doing?
So they've decided to pass a bill introducing a 36% tax on unrealized capital gains.
A 36% tax on unrealized capital gains.
That's what they're passing.
We're going to discuss that.
You know how close we came to that, though?
Last administration, I'm not even kidding you.
We have a lot more in store.
Stick with us.
The folks who make it possible are partners.
The company, humans, it's an Austin company.
They're based in Austin, Texas, and they're the folks behind Superbeats and the turmeric
choose, which is a clinically
studied turmeric curcumin
complex. Now, what do I mean by clinically studied? So
turmeric has an issue of
absorbability with the body, and a lot of people will take
large amounts of it, but then they don't really get the full benefits of it
because there is that issue with having it
absorbed in the human body. So what they did with
this complex is they were trying to solve that issue. They created a highly
absorbable form by incorporating it with this
curcumin. And the complex that they have,
has been shown to offer significantly higher absorption than conventional turmeric extract. So that means
your body is getting more from every serving. And they deliver some pretty powerful support in a really
easy to eat format. I mean, it's a tiny little two. It's lightly citrus flavored, but there's no added
sugar. There's no additive anything in it. You're just getting just the basic ingredients because,
you know, I mean, that's all you need. And you're going to notice the difference. It's all about
helping your body's healthy inflammatory response with this turmeric curcumin complex. Now,
you're going to see two different bags when you go to the store. You're going to see a red bag
with white lettering and a white bag with red lettering. And they are the same product. They're
coming out with new bags. The white bags with red lettering will one day not be on the shelves
and it's only going to be the red bags with the white lettering. Apparently there's been some
confusion. It is the same product in each bag. It is a new packaging. So it's not a new product.
it is a new package.
And you can go and get humans
turmeric chews at Sam's
Club. It's the same product in the red bag
and the white bag. Pretty soon it's only going to be the red
bag. Go pick up your bag today.
Welcome back to the program. Danilash
with you. We're at the top of the second hour. It's Friday.
It's Friday the 13th. It's a weird Friday. It's like 77
degrees in Texas. And
I don't understand that because we went from 44
to 70 something. So
I don't know, man. We're all on the
struggle bus. For the people who
were asking about the spider that made an appearance about
this time yesterday. We have not seen it yet. Despite my best efforts. Oh yeah, I was looking for it
last night. Despite my best efforts, we have not yet seen. We haven't seen it. Don't know. If it comes
down through the ceiling or if I see it again, I may knock everything over and a complete freak out.
Just letting you know right now, I'm on alert. I know we're all looking around like,
no, it wasn't a very big one, but it was just enough, right? It was just enough. Okay, so
This, I pulled this up because I got a couple of things.
Remember the polar bearer thing?
I brought this up last hour because POTUS had, he announced yesterday,
he was pushing back on some environmental regulations.
And I think these were all part of, you know, the Green New Deal.
And even before that, he pushed back on this ruling about greenhouse gases,
endangering public health.
And all the media is apoplectic.
He repealed this EPA climate finding.
Wait, are we pretending that everything that they do is based in science?
Hold up.
Wait, I just want to ask about that because it's not.
I mean, you know.
And Trump had a presser yesterday at the White House.
He said it was the single largest deregulatory action in American history.
And he said it's going to reduce deregulatory costs by $1.3 trillion.
I completely support this.
By the way, I think it's great.
And by the way, you know, all of these companies, they all have things, protections in place for the environment.
Nobody wants to sit here and foul up the environment.
But Al Gore lost his ever-loving mind and was on a rampage yesterday.
Al Gore, the guy who said that the polar bears were all going to be dead.
I mean, they're not.
And they keep trying to say these things about polar, like I keep like, oh, well, polar bears are going through genetic changes.
and then another scientist says,
are you on crack?
That's not even remotely accurate.
No.
That they were all supposed to be dead.
Remember, we were told by Al Gore that,
what year was it?
2013?
That they were all supposed to be dead.
All the polar bears gone.
That was the deadline year.
What the hell are they doing still living?
They're all supposed to be dead.
I loved this little thing from the spectator.
The BBC reports a terrible news last week about polar bears.
They're thriving.
This is very annoying of them as it goes against the interests of environmental activists.
Polar bears being the very emblem, mascot and clickbait of climate change cataclysm.
But the bear's stubborn refusal to get the memo and starve to death has been too obvious to ignore.
The latest evidence comes from the Barents Sea and the Norwegian-administered archipelago of Svalbard in particular,
where bear numbers have been steadily increasing.
Surprisingly, they're also getting fatter.
according to measurements taken when bears are caught and weighed.
This is, despite a decline in sea ice cover in the area, especially in autumn.
And they say the bears are fattest after the years when the sea ice retreats the furthest.
Yeah, they are not only are they thriving, but they're fat.
They won't starve to death.
Damn these bears.
They're going to go out there and shoot a bunch of them, aren't they?
And then be like, look, look at the dead polar bears.
we told you, thou should listen
to the climate change hysteria.
We told you.
You know, that's like we're a second away from that.
Yeah, they're very upset.
And nobody's addressed this.
We were not supposed to have any more
glaciers, no more polar bears.
None of that.
We weren't supposed to have any of that.
And hardest hit were the seals.
Yeah, and the seals. That's right.
The seals are hardest hit.
Those are what polar bears love.
the first thing on the menu for polar bears.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, I don't know.
I'm just, speaking of bears, I had to share this because I read this.
Arctic comes from their Greek word, articos, meaning of the bear.
And it's named after a northern constellation.
And then Antarctic comes from Antarcticos, meaning opposite or anti-bear.
So Antarctic, no bears.
Arctic bears.
What?
They literally said bears, no bears.
And they named it. And that's funny. Bears, no bears. Oh, very interesting. Look, you learned something today. There's the stars. There's the stars. So, yeah, and polar bears are eating more seals than ever before. I feel like seals would be delicious. I just look at them and I'm like, that looks yummy and adorable. I am torn. I want to pet it and eat it all at the same time. Don't know where my nature lies there. But, yeah. So I, I,
I'm just saying.
But all of that, none of that has come to pass.
I read an article earlier, too, let me pull this up, that was discussing glacier surges,
glacial surging, not like water melting, but, you know, actual, like, growth in ice.
Back when I was in elementary school, and granted, it was, you know, the late 80s going into the 90s.
But does everybody, Steve, did you ever have weekly readers?
They're like these, um, can you remember?
the weekly reader?
Yeah.
They're like these little
articles and stuff
and then you could order
books at the end of it
and then...
It's like called highlights or something
or...
Oh, that was...
Highlights for children
was one of the magazines
that you could get
in the weekly reader.
Oh, okay.
I loved it though.
I couldn't really afford
anything in it.
Every now and then
I was allowed to get a book
and I was, oh my gosh,
that was the best thing in the world.
And the weekly readers,
I remember there was an article
ended at one point
where they were talking
about global cooling.
Now this was like
probably
89.90. I don't know if any of you out there in the Gen X audience remember that, but I remember
distinctly that there were a series of articles in my weekly reader where they talked about
global cooling. And then somehow it turned into global warming going into the odds. What happened
to global cooling? That's they, it doesn't seem like, like it's very much based in science.
if we're if we can flip that that much i don't know anyway uh there have been uh growing glaciers
glaciers have been moving but also uh the sizes of them are increasing this was a daily mail piece
as well i thought they were all supposed to melt and go away so much of this is just that's the thing
i mean look we have weather and we have we have sun cycles i i've maybe we should teach about that more
in school. But it absolutely was seized upon by people like Al Gore and all these other people as a wealth
redistribution scheme. It really was. So this story, more developments about the Canadian school shooter,
the father distances himself from his son. This was a sad story. So the dad was estranged from this
dude who it seems like all of his problems were really driven by the mom. If you think about it.
the 18-year-old Tumblr Ridge, he says, he told the CBC in a statement that he was estranged
from his son and he called his son by his ex's last name, not his own last name.
That is incredibly telling.
And he says, his mother declined my involvement and I was not given the opportunity to be a part of raising him, etc.
He did not use, you know, our family name at any point in his life.
and I find that statement to be in bad taste.
I don't, I get it the dynamic.
First off, there's two things happening here.
The first thing is that the mother was completely driving the boat on this kid.
Instead of telling him, no, let's get help for your mental anguish.
She decided to try to affirm it, which made it worse.
You don't make someone easy in their mental illness.
You help to find them remedies to get out of it or ways to get out of it.
or ways to get out of it and deal with it. You don't make them easier in it. You don't push them
further into the abyss. And that's what she did. Whether she thought she was helping him or not,
clearly it wasn't helping. That's the problem with these people who push this stuff with kids.
You're not aiding somebody in what is seriously a mental issue. But the second thing is that
it just feels like this guy was kind of a deadbeat. He just disappeared. I don't buy,
as someone who came from a broken house, I don't buy.
the idea that, oh, well, I just couldn't have anything to do with your life. No, no, no, no, no.
You fight that woman if you have to. And you don't use it as an excuse to absolve yourself of your
responsibilities. And there are, granted, there are a lot of guys who don't do that. But I feel like
this dude did. It feels like this dude checked out and was like, yep, I'm out. I'm not going to
have any other part. When he's like, his mother declined my involvement, what, what are you?
you're the father.
You're a parent in this.
You don't have to get this bish's permission to be a parent.
And if she's not going to give it to you, you drag her to court by the hair in her head.
What are you talking about?
No way.
No way.
Decline my involvement from the beginning.
You fight for your kid.
Because look what happens when you don't.
That's the saddest thing in all of this.
Did you get the same sense, Kane?
I don't feel like I'm being, you know, over.
I have an intimate knowledge of the system as it relates to custody with children,
and it's not built for guys.
Yeah, I agree.
So I think he may have been in a situation where it's like everything looked uphill,
and he's like, there's just no way.
And plus, when you talk about this is a situation where you can't even win politically on this issue.
Oh, you're right.
You're right, because it's Canada.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I have a lot of empathy for the guy.
I don't see it as him maybe walking away.
I think I saw it as him just giving up, like meeting a wall maybe.
Because I would imagine it gets very expensive to litigate this and fight this.
And look, I completely look at there.
There are some women out there that are evil.
Oh, my gosh.
I've seen them.
Oh, I know.
I've seen dear people fight this fight.
And I, I, you feel helpless in watching them fight that because you want, you want to help
them so bad.
And then you see the stuff that they go up against in court.
And it is something.
else. It is, and you're right, the system really is. How weird is it? What you just said,
and think about this, the system in this regard is really built to, for the woman's advantage.
Except if he were to go, I'm trans now. Oh, that's true. Think about this for a second. I know
we got to go. But what if he had come in and say, no, no, no, I'm trans now. I feel like that would have, I feel, I,
It's Canada.
I feel like this would have flipped this on a test.
Somebody's going to test that one day.
Dude, they will test that.
I would encourage a dude who's fighting a woman in court if she's pulling stunts like this and
maybe flip the script a little bit.
Just saying, you know, I mean, you got to use that system.
Very interesting, but I do agree with you.
It's just a sad story.
It's heartbreaking to read some of this stuff.
Our folks are friends over, for instance, at Burn a Gunn.
So burn a gun. I've told you guys a million times. I have zero issues. And I always carry,
and I have no problem whatsoever in using lethal force to defend myself or a loved one. And I will
go to sleep at night and sleep like a dream. Doesn't bother me at all. By the ticket, take the
ride. But I understand that in some parts of the country, people are disallowed the use or the exercise
of their Second Amendment rights to protect themselves at college kids who aren't yet 20.
or maybe you have to go into a private property that has restrictions and municipality, etc.
You diversify the types of firearms you have. So why wouldn't you diversify your weapons array,
period? This is where Burn a gun comes in. It comes in Clinch. It comes in Clutch when you need
to go to places where they have the magical gun-free zone signs where they think they work.
And I know that you don't always want to go there, but sometimes you have to because we're big kids,
we've got to do a job. I get it. But you want to make sure that you have some kind of a
way to defend yourself. So like a regular stun gun, one or two shots. The Burna compact launcher,
that's the one you really just need to pay attention to, the CL, 15-round shot capacity per
cartridge, shoots chemical irritant projectiles that can deter threats from 50 feet away. But it's not
a gun. So it doesn't care about gun-free zone signs or any of that stuff. So you have an ability
to still protect yourself as well without endangering, you know, yourself by getting, you know,
going sideways with the law because of these unconstitutional restrictions. Made right here in the U.S.
buy it online, they send it to your door.
No background checks, no permits, nothing like that.
It's not a gun, remember?
Visit burnah.com slash Dana.
Get yours today.
B-Y-R-N-A.
Burna.com slash Dana.
Ready when you are.
And now, all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick Five.
Oh, let's see.
Oh, we got a Goldman Sachs top lawyer who signed XOXO on emails with Jeffrey Epstein.
and then joked about
his male copulatory organ.
Why are they so gross?
It is this lady,
this top executive
over at Goldman Sachs.
Kathy Rumler,
who signed these emails,
X OXO, XO, wished him happy birthday,
and then also talked about naming
his male copulatory organ.
I feel like she liked him,
just saying,
feels like,
that. Why are they so disgusting?
House Speaker condemns the Trump Justice
Department's monitoring of
lawmakers Epstein document review.
This is like further
from this back and forth with Pam Bondi
and all of this other stuff.
Moving on, because this is part of like bigger stories here.
We also have
do do do do do do do. Ooh,
this. Oh, no, I had that yesterday.
Oh, I had the story yesterday of how apparently
the son did the story about how they said
that Prince Andrew, the disgraced Prince.
Andrew had received money from the queen and Prince Charles, like $12 million, to pay off Virginia
Guthrie.
Well, now apparently that Charles, who's the king over there now, says he never, someone said
that he never gave Prince Andrew any money at all.
So it was just the queen?
I don't know, a lot of questions here.
We got a lot more in store.
Stick with us.
Brighten up your timely news consumption with a Dana Show podcast, where every update comes
with a little dash of not-so-serious on YouTube, Apple, or wherever.
you get your podcasts. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. Why is AOC in Germany? And why is she
taking questions like this? Listen. So when you run for president, are you going to impose a wealth tax or a
billionaires tax? I don't think that I don't think that anyone and that we don't have to wait for
any one president to impose a wealth tax. I think that it needs to be.
be done expeditiously.
And interestingly, when I wrote about wealth tax recently, and of course the big argument
against this is always capital flight.
The US is actually uniquely placed to do it because you guys tax on the basis of citizenship
so people can't flee, you know?
And even if you change your citizenship, there's basically an exit tax because you have to
pay a tax on unrealized capital gains.
I learned this just recently.
Unrealized capital gains, which is what the Dutch have been looking to do.
a 36% a 36% tax on unrealized gains, which is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
They approved it.
It's going to be on crypto, stock, bond gains, all of it.
I mean, man alive.
But why is she over there?
There's this, it's the Munich Security Conference.
I'm trying to understand why AOC is even over there in the first place.
Does anybody know?
Why in the world is this woman over here in the first?
place and why is she taking questions the way that she is. And I thought her answer was kind of goofy.
Her, well, you know, you don't have to wait for like anyone president. It just needs to be done expeditiously.
No, no, we're not going to be doing this. We're not going to be doing this. So this, I think maybe, because there's been a lot of
discussion, is she going to, she's not going to run for president because she could never win.
could she try running for another statewide office in New York? Could she try running for Senate, possibly? I don't think that she would be successful there. You have to remember, she has a big mouth, but her district is actually quite small. She represents just like a slice of Manhattan. And her influence does not translate well to outside of Manhattan, which is why none of the stuff that she sponsors ever, which she never really sponsors anything. Most of her, most of the time her job is just to get attention for herself. She doesn't actually put the work in in Congress.
clearly doesn't understand the stuff that's being proposed and and doesn't understand the
procedure to pass it.
I mean, she just, she's a stunt.
That's all she is.
She's a former bartender who decided to do a very long time lasting stunt.
But I don't think that that translates into actual real world effect because it doesn't.
She's not a big fundraiser.
She has to be paired with like Sanders to raise money.
That's why they were doing a lot of events together.
she's supposed to bring in the youth, but nobody don't
its money from that, you know, so I don't know.
The youth, I mean, she's in her 40s, but the whole
idea of her, she's not going to run for president.
There are other people that would mow her down politically.
This is not going to happen.
And were she, she would have already been making me.
Now, that's not to say that she doesn't want to be considered for VP.
I definitely think that she's definitely, she has pick me energy for that.
But I don't see her going beyond congressional level.
I don't.
I don't see her ever being a governor.
I don't ever,
I don't see her ever trying to launch for Senate
because those positions are pretty much tied up in New York.
That's that's it.
So yeah, she's at the height of where she can be.
She doesn't really play well with a lot of other Democrats either.
And they present a very united front publicly,
but behind the scenes, it's knives out.
So I don't see her really going anywhere from that.
I just don't.
Yeah, she's mid-30s.
So she's just, I don't.
And that, I mean, really, the generations that are the age brackets that really donate a lot, unless you're a Soros kid, I mean, you've got to be like, it's like the younger boomers and up, really.
And maybe some Gen X and maybe some millennials, like super politically active millennials, but that's about it.
so I don't know I'm just saying but I'm just saying
yes I think I think with her constituency
maybe she feels obligatory or obligatory to
obligatory right didn't that that's a word right that's how you say it
obligatory obligatory I heard that under good authority
that that's what good authority did you hear that from well if you want to go
and play that. Yeah, I'm curious. Where's, where's this phrasing come from? Joe Biden? Is it
Joe Biden? No, not really. Let's, let's hear it. Hot sauce moments. Now, if we don't remember what that
moment was back in 2016, she was doing the obligatory round. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. I thought it was
Joe Biden. Obligatory. I'm curious how she pronounces a bodega at this point.
point. But wait, doesn't she have some other very creative pronunciations? What other words are you
learning to pronounce differently now? Well, for me, I've noticed that when she says, did you,
did you do the green barrette one? Do we have green barrette? Because I know that that's important
to honor our green barrettes. An open genocide for starving people. You in this moment have retired green
Bratt and the former lieutenant green barrette.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, green barrette is it?
I've been saying it wrong this whole time.
And apparently I've been saying wrong the word architect, architecture.
I've been saying it that way.
I've been saying it wrong.
So yeah, listen, this is the right way to say it.
Really, it was about the architecture.
I want you understand.
I want you to understand.
The architecture, like the texture of the buildings?
Yeah.
That's not even a word.
That's how to say it, right?
Yeah, that's not a word.
Don't try to delegititize me.
That's a word.
That sounds like a...
Was not coming out of racist ideas, right?
It wasn't because people were just trying to delegititize him.
Delegititize.
That's like people who say, instead of saying converse, what is it that they...
What is the word?
Conversate.
Conversate.
Good night.
I just...
I want to hang myself with my seatbelt.
My car conversate.
It's converse.
That'd be a macabre moment.
This is, um, what?
That'd be a macabre moment.
You know what that.
That's wrong.
There's a thousand ways you can honor Charlie.
Stop telling us that it has to always be a Miss Maccabur like.
Wait, can I hear that one more time?
Yeah.
That audio.
It's macabre.
That's wrong.
There's a thousand ways that you can honor Charlie.
Stop telling us that it has to always be a miss macabre like.
It's not macabre.
No, it's macabre.
Macabur. It is, it's Macabur.
Yeah.
I got some questions.
It does sound like it.
Yeah, it does.
We can only play three seconds on TV.
Maccabar.
Sounds like that Jane song.
It does.
Right?
Just sounds a very, that's not the way that macab is pronounced.
It's not pronounced.
It's macabre.
What are you saying?
Huh?
What are you saying?
It's not macabre.
I am today years old.
Just like it's not, how does she say?
Bogota for Bodega.
That was Jill Biden.
I can't even tell the difference.
She's like Black Joe Biden.
I can't even tell the difference.
Gal Sharpton is now Black Joe Biden.
I don't know what, I can't even settle on a nickname because it's just too easy.
Don't you delegitimize me?
That literally sounds like a spell.
That sounds like a spell.
Just saying.
Yeah, we could sit here and probably spend some time talking about that drama, but I don't think there's enough liquor in the world to induce us to debase ourselves to the levels required to analyze that hot mess.
So, no, there's way more important things to talk about.
But, yeah, de-legitimize.
I can't even tell.
I can't even tell.
All right.
So we have.
More obligatory news?
I don't even know.
How do you say that wrong?
I have to really work at it.
I had to think about it.
I know.
I can tell because you pause.
How did you?
How did you say?
We have more obligatory news for you.
Coming up.
Coming up.
Coming up.
More obligatory news.
The word is obligatory.
Wow.
Okay.
So I don't, I haven't watched HG TV in a while.
I think when it first came out
Like everybody watched it
And then everybody now has a
The whole thing about HDV
Isn't it all just home improvement
Every day? Every show is
Here's this person
And I have never watched this
It's rehab addict
Have you ever watched rehab addict
And apparently this chick
Who hosts it
Said a no no word
Oh boy
She had to issue an apology
Because she apparently
apparently used a racial slur.
A video leaked of her using a racial slur.
Can I ask what slur it was?
Is it like the slur?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The N-word.
Yeah.
But she said fart before it.
What?
Yeah.
We can't play it, obviously, because we would...
Did you censor it?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, go ahead.
The 17, go out.
Let's try to understand this.
Go ahead.
Why?
It's my last one.
Oh, farting.
What is the fuck that?
That I just said.
Nick, you got to, you got to, can you kill that?
No, I don't know.
Sorry, it's live.
My life.
Okay.
How in the world is that happen accidentally?
How does that happen accidentally?
I mean, I don't know.
She doesn't seem like a hateful person.
I have no idea who, I don't know how she had.
Her show has been canceled now.
Was that,
that wasn't a live show.
Like,
how did it leak?
So somebody leaked,
did somebody leak it out?
Apparently.
Somebody delegitematized her.
Somebody delegititized her.
It's so mockable.
I,
I mean,
now I've heard some creative cussing before.
So like my stepdad,
whenever he would get mad at something in the garage.
His,
I don't think I can,
can I,
hey,
can I say the word,
uh,
I don't think I can say that word on here.
Think so.
It's unless, okay, so what did Sleeping Beauty do to the spinning wheel?
She pricked her finger.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
So take the past tense ED off that and just have the, you know, file.
And that's what he would say.
That's the only word that he would say.
But he would say it was such force and volume that it felt like a weapon.
It didn't feel like an exclamation, right?
It like almost manifest as a cudgel, legitimately tangible.
hand. So I just don't know how that is the thing that comes out of your mouth.
I mean, it seems like she was also surprised as you about it.
How are you surprised at what comes out of your own mouth?
That doesn't even make any sense.
Just a reaction.
Oh, my gosh. So they said that the footage was taken about two years ago and never aired.
So why did it come out now?
That was my question, too, because we all know that these shows aren't live, actually
live. So there's no reason for this to come out other than to damage someone's reputation.
Yeah, somebody didn't like her, I guess, and decided that they wanted to go after her.
And delegitimitize.
And, oh, for the love. We're not making that word happen. We are not making de-legitimateize happen.
It is not something that we're going to do. Not happening. I, uh, man alive. I'm just, I don't
know, man. I don't know. I mean. She was just built an architecture. It's all she
was doing. It's like
Walking Dead,
Abraham and Walking Dead. I stopped
watching it after that season, by the way.
But he would come up with the most inventive
exclamations,
and I can't say any of them on air.
But none of them got into that territory.
How was that the word in your grab bag? When you're playing
mad libs
with curse words,
how is that the word that you pull out of the
grab bag? How is that in
the grab bag of words.
I just don't understand.
She could say that she identified
as like Snoop Dog or something
and then she's like
severely trans and then maybe
you know, I mean if they're going to let men go on women's
bathrooms and wrestle women and put
you know, basically sexually
assault them on the wrestling mat. I mean, surely
we can see how far we can take this, right?
Right? I don't know.
I mean, how weird is it when you've never heard of someone
and you've never heard of a show and then you hear the
and you're like, oh, it's already canceled.
Okay.
It's like milkshake duck, right?
It's come to fruition again.
We have Warren's story.
We got Florida Man on the way.
It's his life mission to make bad decisions.
It's time for Florida Man.
A Florida man has gone viral for frying up some iguanas outside a Waffle House.
It's like that Mexican radio song by Voodoo, Wall of Voodoo.
So he's been serving him up with the Walthyau.
in the Waffle House parking lot.
He's a YouTuber.
His name is Ron Eez fishing with a Z.
He marinated the egg won't meat and buttermilk and pickle juice and seasoning before he fried it up and done served it with waffles.
Okay.
I would not want to eat them.
I would want to have it as maybe a pet.
Right?
It's almost cuddlable.
I have a scale, like a scale of one to five.
Like if it's cuddly, then I probably don't want to eat it.
That's why I'm like, I don't know where I am with seals.
But I feel like this one.
I don't like its legs, but, you know.
I just don't understand how you can get away with it in a Waffle House parking lot.
They allow, because the iguanas, excuse me, the allergies, guys, please forgive me.
The iguana problem there is so bad.
They just totally look the other way.
Really?
That's how bad it is.
They allow people to humanely kill iguanas on private property.
And I mean, nobody.
Yeah. So it's private property. And if Waffle House is allowing it for it to happen, then there's nothing anybody can do.
As long as they were providing the waffles, I guess.
Yeah. That's how bad the iguana problem is there. It's an invasive species, a species that and the pythons. So that's how they deal with it. I mean, it does taste like chicken. I've been told. I've eaten every, I've eaten raccoon. I have eaten bear. I've eaten an old lion. By the way, people who hunt lions, you only can go after the old ones.
And like literally maybe you might only have two tags that you can get for the entire year in an area.
So people then just not freak out.
It's not good.
It was greasy.
I've almost eaten every.
I have not eaten groundhog.
And I have not eaten iguana.
But I've eaten gator.
I've eaten squirrel.
I've eaten everything.
But I've never had iguana.
But I know people like, my husband, I think, is eating iguana.
And he's like, oh, yeah, it's like chicken.
I don't know, though.
Because I look at its face.
And I'm like, I don't know if I want to eat you.
Like a seal.
You know, I want to go back to that because they looky and huggable.
And I'm like, I just don't know.
know if I could eat you. I don't know. Maybe a Florida man was accused of driving 100 miles per hour
while drunk and then he hopped away from deputies. By hop, I really feel like they're really
overselling that word. It was kind of like he lumbered. It wasn't really a hop. And a
spring hill man was arrested to try to sell 11 pounds of ketamine hidden in 20 large candles.
He went to the pokey. Third hour next. There's never been anything like it. But the king of Saudi
Arabia looked at me and says, you know, a year and a half ago, I thought the United States
of America was finished. I thought it was dead. And now you have the hottest country.
So POTUS is speaking. He just wrapped up some remarks at Fort Bragg, by the way. And this, of course,
is there are a lot of discussion as to the show of force as it pertains to Iran, helping to put
a little bit of a force multiplier on those negotiations that are taking place over there.
Welcome back to the program. I got to tell you, too.
You know, I was reading the story, and I haven't, I haven't dove into it super in depth yet,
but it's the story that involved Tulsi Gabbard and Jared Kushner, et cetera,
and they were trying to say, oh, there's, you know, some leaks that were coming out about Jared Kushner,
and Tulsi Gabbard was accused of, like, you know, keeping it under lock and key for like eight months,
et cetera.
I find the timing of that incredibly interesting.
when he's over there as a part of the team to negotiate with Iran and kind of get him to push,
you know, get him to chill T.F. out a bit. That story drops. I feel like there definitely is like a
faction, whether it's deep state or I think there's some on the right that definitely,
definitely are in line with Barack Obama and Joe Biden as it relates to Iran and they want
to do everything possible to sabotage those negotiations. And I think a lot of
the, excuse me, the siops that you're seeing on social media with, you know, the Islamist
accommodators and the woke rike, I think it all dovetails into that. I think all of those people
are part of it. Whether they're aware of it or not, I think some of them just so desperately want
to have clout that they will debase themselves in a manner of ungodly ways for popularity
online without even realizing that they're actually cogs in this Islamist wheel to work to
destabilize the U.S. Welcome back to the program. Top of this.
third hour, Dana Lash, with you. Okay, so I want to, we've been talking about this Epstein,
the Epstein emails, like, there's so much, there's 3.3 million files. You remember the
Pizza Gate stuff and they had Redditors, everybody was on this. And I, I really didn't buy into
the Pizza Gate stuff as it was reported. But I get where it comes from now after reading some of
these latest emails. So case and point. The, and this was Michael Schellenberger, who,
had this tweet out where he was looking at some of the words like yesterday what did we talk about
we were talking about beef jerky and white tuna yesterday you can't tell me that these are not
these are code words for sure whether it's for drugs or whether it's for people i mean clearly
they're i mean i think it's safe to say that they're there it seems like it's code words so is that
the way that it was with with pizza as well? Was it that way with with pizza as well? I'm curious.
The, and I accidentally turned this off here for a minute. Okay, so I have this. Let me put this in here. I'm going to put this in Slack for you.
The reason I bring this up is the words that were repeated over and over again and some of these emails were pizza and grape soda, right?
So in them, the New York, in this New York Times piece, they had like this weird and Schellenberger notes, this weird combination of like pizza, talking about pizza and grape soda.
On five occasions, Epstein's urologist, Harry Fish uses F-I-S-C-H, uses the words pizza and grape soda in really weird ways.
Now, I also am not saying that this is, it.
I'm not, it means anything other than what it is, but I think it's, I think they're code words.
I don't know.
I, and I think this is where maybe some of the Pizza Gate stuff originated because they said
that there were like six mentions, for instance, at least five and more in one month,
six mentions another of pizza and grave soda.
Like for instance, this was a text message exchange that was Epstein mailing, emailing his
urologist to request stendra, a fast-acting second-generation erectile dysfunction drug that was
designed for, quote-unquote, greater spontaneity. And he asks, quote, or he says in this text,
after you use them, wash your hands and let's go get pizza and grape soda. And then in separate
messages, his urologist tells him, what time do you want to get pizza and grape soda tomorrow?
and then in another pizza and grape soda enough said and then another pizza and grape soda tomorrow for lunch
and then another one first we get a slide of pizza with grape soda then the pop tart and then Epstein replied
wow and then they had somebody whose name was redacted that's the other thing the redactions
are inconsistent like there are there are times that bannon's name is redacted another time that it's
not so i say that because everybody thinks it's this guy still this year his urologist
and he sent this attached document from Vero Equity, which is the urologist's company.
And it appears to make it crystal clear that he's using a coded phrase when he writes,
quote, let's go for pizza and grape soda again.
No one else can understand.
Okay.
That's weird.
What does that code for it?
I don't believe that these guys were actually going for a slice of pizza and grape soda.
do you cane that's very specific yeah we've been seeing this for years though and as you know with
all conspiracy theories they end up just becoming true well there's a grain of truth in this i don't
i still don't believe in like the pizagate thing because there were too many things that there was
a lot of when you chased down some of these into these rabbit holes it just ended up to be nothing
but now that's not to say that this i mean there's two separate things here was this stuff happening
like the traffic? Yes. Was that particular aspect of the story perhaps sensationalized and maybe
distracted from the real crazy stuff that the actual crazy stuff that was happening? I think so.
But with this, like what is this? I'm sorry, it's either drugs or people. That's all, that's what it is.
I don't think it's ever been properly investigated. I wonder why. But the list goes on. I mean,
when you see, you know, the word pizza ends up in the FBI files.
those Epstein files, a bunch of times associated with girls.
So they believe pizza equals girl, hot dog equals boy, cheese pizza equals child porn.
The CP cheese pizza, child porn.
So if you see any of that in the Epstein documents, that's what that is referring to.
And they'd have everything from ice cream is a male prostitute.
Dominoes, if they ever mentioned dominoes, that apparently means domination.
but yeah there was that's been known i mean well not known but that's been circulating as those
code words for years and at least three years that i know i mean if it was just pizza why would
they have anything redacted yeah that's a great point you know what i mean like if they're just
talking about food then yeah if they're just talking about the italian pie why would we need redaction
why yeah why if they're talking about going and having grape soda then why is one of the names
redacted in that when literally it was just
hey, do you want to go for some great, why would his name be redacted?
That's the million dollar question.
Here's the problem with us.
During the election in the lead up to this, everybody, I think, was trying to oversell you as to how quickly, how much, and what all perhaps was in these files and the true story.
And not enough was done to explain the process of investigation and prosecution.
and because of there was a rush to really electioneer off of this story.
And when that happens, they really, people would really electioneer off it in very sensational
ways.
And then, I mean, here we are a year later, and people aren't seeing a lot of movement on it,
you can understand why people are legitimately concerned and angry over what they perceive to be a lack of
progress in terms of indictments and prosecutions, et cetera, and clarity.
I think there were a lot of people that were using this horrible, horrible.
I don't want to say story because it seems to diminish it, like epidemic almost.
It diminishes it to use it as an election tool because that's usually how it is.
Politicians go out there, they promise all this stuff, they sensationalize it, they beat the drum on this issue.
and then after they're in office,
then they seem to like nothing happens, right?
And there were a lot of Republicans
that were campaigning on this.
Oh, yeah, we're going to get the Epstein files out.
We're going to release them.
And then, you know, they released stuff
that was already released.
And then the stuff, the new stuff that they released,
there's tons of redactions.
And then now they have this 3.3 million files
that everybody's going through,
and there's not a lot of clarity
and there's still a lot of redactions
and people aren't seeing prosecutions.
And then you hear things like,
well, you know, it's a national security issue.
Or you see Pam Bondi like she was in the hearing
completely lose it.
That makes people legitimately and understandably upset because they feel like there is this.
I don't think that the Republican Party understands how they overplay their hand on this issue,
especially after you had Biden Harris and Obama Biden.
You know, you can't justice delayed in the minds of people as justice denied.
And when it's strung out like this without any clarity and when it was used sometimes sensationally,
which made people question the legitimate.
of the rest of the story, they did such a disservice to the search for truth in this.
And they really, I think that they, there are some Republican people, some Republicans are
culpable in this. I think they did a major disservice to a lot of people. And you have to
think we came off of these institutions off of COVID, not trusting all of these institutions.
Complete no faith whatsoever in legacy press. You're not trusting your institutions. You're even
questioning the DOJ.
after everything that happened with the FISA court and then under Biden and Harris.
So, yeah, people are, you have a combination, a perfect storm of people not trusting their government
institutions. And then also they felt like they were used by the way that the story was
presented during the campaign. Now they want results. They want to see people in cuffs.
So they Republicans helped set this problem up themselves.
And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quickfunk.
Okay, I went really long last segment, so I kind of robbed you guys.
I'm sorry, but I'll make it up for you.
Make it up to you later.
I witness video of a mysterious craft hovering over El Paso is threatening to up end the administration's party balloon claims.
Ooh, I'm going to come back to that one, and we're going to dive into it.
Also, a judge blocked Sec Wars censure of Senator Mark Kelly over the troops video for now.
He also, there's back and forth over that.
Congress is eyeing the Munich Conference as an opportunity to rebuild confidence amongst
NATO allies. NATO allies could also do a lot to help rebuild confidence with the United States.
So stop thinking that we're the people that are causing all of this discord. We've heard the ones
who've been meeting the bare minimum requirements and exceeding that. Well, everybody else
expanded their welfare spending. And the stolen taxidermied bear that we talked about at the start
of the week has finally been found at the store. They brought him back. Yay. Stick with us.
Subscribe to the Dana Show podcast. Because who says you can't make fun of people while staying
on your own personal time.
Subscribe on YouTube,
Apple, or wherever you get your podcast.
Hey, yo, niggas in the brunt sitting with in the chance, bro.
That's great.
Bigger's out been outside in the tent.
I mean, there are people dying in the cold.
Because he thought it would be nice to just let people lay out in the cold.
Drug dealers and all that.
Good night.
That's just sad.
This is just, this is.
I mean,
oof, I'm telling you.
Yeah, that was the audio, which I think we can't play all of it because it's not totally censored.
But they're selling drugs out of tents.
Police are just like, oh, hey, what's happening?
What are they going to do?
They can't do anything.
They're basically barred from what are you, you're going to, you expect some, some restorative activist Soros judge to actually do anything.
They're not going to do anything.
Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash, with you.
I had made mention of this earlier.
The brady little mayor up there.
And his whole team, they're all limousine liberals.
They're all limousin commies.
His aide was, Mamdani's aide was blasted as a whiny something that I can't say.
Because he was denied airport lounge access and fancy perks.
Mateus Vigny.
He had a rage, he rage posted on X, it was all over at the Washington Free Beacon,
where he was upset because he had been denied airport lounge access.
Like, for instance, he had tweeted, going after Delta, like, why not put, you know, like going after them,
people who paid extra for premium select and, you know, talking about being able to get in,
and access, I guess what the, the bougie lounge that they have, you know, sidebar.
I have never gone to an airport lounge.
Ever.
In my life, ever.
And I also kind of don't like the idea because aren't most of the fancy, those fancy
lounges, like kind of far away maybe from your gate?
And you got to go all the way to the, like, why would, I don't, I don't like adding extra
work for myself like that.
So I don't understand it.
I don't understand the allure of the air, that.
lounge of some of these airlines lounges.
But this guy was apparently, he went ballistic on American Airlines because they would not
allow him in its flagship lounge at Chicago O'Hare.
And they apparently would not let it, like the Admirals Club, the flagship lounge.
You can get drinks and snacks and apparently Wi-Fi.
And he like fumed in tweet after tweet about it.
and he was upset over his transatlantic business class seat.
And then he said the lounge was the reason for me to choose you over your competitors.
I guess he just didn't meet, I don't know, like he didn't pay for that access.
I guess he thought it was going to be granted to him.
I don't understand why he's so upset.
He said the customer service was bad.
Wow, like he's a bad socialist.
But isn't that really kind of what socialists are?
They want all of the boogey stuff for themselves, but nothing for he.
you. Then he got mad because one of his airlines didn't finish its beverage service. And he's like,
you only get a chance at one good impression or your first good impression. He is actually a limousine
socialist, this guy. He winds over this nonstop, nonstop. And then his boss is now in trouble because
he promised everybody, what was it, free public transportation during the campaign. I was walking that
back. And then he had also promised to expand their voucher program. And now he's like, oh, well,
we can't now. They got, we got a budget deficit. And now he's reversed course on his promise for
rental assistance. Every single one of his promises, he's walked back now. They're negotiated with
activists, activists to settle lawsuits that wanted to force the expansion of their rent assistance program.
and now there's just a big giant fight
because he says,
well, we don't really have the means,
we don't have the financial capability of doing that.
Wow, like you think,
you didn't realize that when you were promising it
during the campaign,
when you were talking about it over and over,
oh my gosh, we're going to be able,
you're going to have like rent free,
you're going to be able to have all of this stuff for free.
Actually, you're not going to be able to have any of that stuff for free.
And you're going to have to pay for it your damn self
just like that.
other guy's going to have to pay for his staff member's going to have to pay for his
bougie airline lounge access.
But you think that they knew, I don't think that they knew when they were, I think some
of them did, but I think that he's so stupid and so uninvolved and doesn't have any concept
of how the everyday person lives, that he, they really thought you could do this.
Actually, that's fair.
That's fair, the way you put it.
I just think that they knew.
And they all know, like, how do you, how are you that dumb at that level, uh, that you
don't understand how just basic economics works?
Right.
Like with the grocery store.
Guys, we're going to go out there.
This is, remember when he, on the campaign trail, he was telling everybody, we're going to go out there and we're going to make it to where you can buy in bulk to save money.
And the rest of us are going, we do that already.
We know what Costco is, my dude, right?
Like the Sam's Clubs and the Costco.
We know all of this.
What do you think those are?
And then they had a food pantry that decided to stay open backed by private businesses.
and he tried to act like that was a free thing that the city was giving everybody.
This guy's a stooge.
He's an absolute stooge.
They just, he thinks over it, I mean, over and over again, they keep walking back the stuff
that they proposed that they realize doesn't work when you actually try to put it in a
practical real life process, a practical application.
It just doesn't work.
We all knew this.
We were watching, we were all sit, let's be honest, we were all waiting to sitting here,
for him to fall on his face about all this stuff.
That's the truth of it.
So a couple of things.
This, where's this ad?
I wanted to pull this up.
So apparently NBC did this.
They did this survey.
And remember the whole, how do you say it, Latinx, Latinx, Latinx, Latinx, Latinx sounds like a gang.
So NBC surveyed
Latinos
and they found out that most of them
apparently have never heard of the term Latin X
and apparently less like few
they said 4% but it's actually less than
4% even understands what the heck it is
or even uses it for themselves
and NBC seemed really really surprised at this
five years later, this has been five years now.
They said that the Latin X, most, they said over half of the population, says they've never heard of it.
Increased awareness has not made it more popular.
And of the Latino adults that identify as lesbian, gay, or bisexual, 67% of that subgroup say that they're familiar with the term, but only 13% percent,
percent of that same subgroup would actually use it to describe themselves.
And yeah, nobody, nobody is, I mean, you even have Democrat lawmakers,
who are like, yeah, we don't use that term.
It's politicos that try to appease, you know, this particular group or this group.
I mean, it's really rich white progressives who think that they're the white saviors for
all the brown people and anyone who's of color, brown, black, whatever.
anybody of color. It's those white progressive saviors that think that they are, they're coming in on
their high horse to save you. Look at the words that they make up. It's, it's, someone said it was like a
colonialism of words and it is. It's white progressives trying to colonize how Latinos would define
themselves. The ultimate irony is that it was put, I've, I've not seen anybody who is Latino actually push
that phrase. It's all been rich white progressives. Every video that we've played, it's been
white progressives. Every article that I've ever read that discusses it has been a white progressive
in a progressive entity or media entity. Because it's a stupid phrase. No one's going to use
it to actually. No one's going to use that. It's dumb. No one's going to use that at all as a way
to describe themselves.
But remember,
they're, like,
all the Democrat politicians,
they were trying to push it.
You know, the white progressives,
they were all trying to push it.
I mean, it doesn't even make any sense.
I,
I mean, think of the language,
any Latin-based language.
You have male and female nouns.
And the language,
I mean, you would have to completely
deconstruct the entire language
to force it in the
shape sorter that you the hole that you needed to go into in order to make it work.
It's just all goofy.
Now, a couple of things.
We were talking about those Epstein emails.
Now, someone is saying that, well, because we were talking about the pizza and grape soda.
So here's something that Lorraine shared.
So there's the theory that pizza and grape soda refers to a specific victim who also helped
with trafficking.
And apparently jerky may.
have, there's a discussion that jerky may have just meant jerky. And Cannibal was actually a
restaurant in New York City. I still, we have, I have a, you know, a lot of experience with jerky.
Do you think you need a specialized cooling bag to transport jerky anywhere? Yeah, I don't
understand that aspect of it. I, I don't get it. So that's why it's confusing. Maybe we could
ask Steve Bannon.
Oh, yeah.
You know, because he was really good friends with Epstein and worked with him and advised him and tried to rehabilitate him and did this big interview.
I mean, if anybody would know, wouldn't Steve Bannon know?
Why isn't anyone asking?
You know.
Oh, you mean, the guy that Trump called sloppy Steve and shamed with a photo on social media?
I'm just kind of curious about all of that.
Maybe we should ask him because he would probably know.
What does jerky mean, Steve?
What did your friend mean by that when he was, you know, talking about jerky and white tuna and pizza and grape soda?
What did all this stuff mean?
When was the discussion of the term cannibal?
Was at the restaurant in New York or were they actually eating people?
People are trying to.
Helene's like it's special boogey jerky.
Man, I don't.
Okay.
Well, I don't.
Here's the problem.
I know that both the right and the left play in sensationalism.
I just want to find out what the truth is.
The right and the left engage in sensationalism.
The right to the point where it actually undermines their own efforts as they seek to accomplish something, they're also kind of shooting themselves in the foot.
Like when they oversell certain aspects of this story and get in the way of themselves.
That's a problem.
And that makes it difficult for people to sort of land on a general consensus of what this stuff.
Also, it's like you need a Rosetta Stone to like decode this freakery.
This is, this is, you need a special freak rock to decode the freakery that is in, in these emails.
It's weird.
It makes me not like jerky.
I love beef jerky.
Nothing will make me not like jerky.
I don't know.
Like the way that they talk about it in here is so gross.
Nothing.
Maybe it is, I don't know.
But I also know that the guy was a pedophile and he was a pervert and he trafficked people.
and he probably covered up for a lot of big fancy people whose names were not allowed to know
because apparently some of our moral betters think it's easier for us if we hide these people's
crimes and make them easier in their lawlessness instead of just, you know, rip the Band-Aid off
and expose it to the light, which I really, you know, question that approach.
I don't know, but the restaurant cannibal was apparently named for a cyclist Eddie Cannibal Merck
and someone's like Epstein was on a lean meat or keto diet and jerky was literally all he ate.
I don't, how do we even know this about him?
Right?
How do we even know this?
Why does it feel like we're in the weeds on this issue when I just want people in jail?
Well, if he had a specialized diet, what's white tuna all about in pizza?
Well, he was allergic to fish or something.
I don't even care about his dietary habits.
I'm glad he's dead.
Yay, I'm glad he's dead.
I mean if he's dead.
Huh?
I mean if he's dead.
Wait, you don't think he's dead?
It's a possibility.
If he's not dead, then he's going to go and probably kill people.
I don't know.
See, we don't even know that.
How crazy is it?
Good heavens.
This story, it's frustrating.
It is so frustrating.
And it's incredibly frustrating when you have lawmakers who just cannot be transparent.
I'm so tired of hearing, well, I saw this name.
I don't want to hear about the name that you saw.
Just say the damn names.
I'm so tired of this stuff.
All of these just political horrors in D.C., right and left that make a mockery of,
of this by the way they present it and use it for their own electioneering purposes. I am so tired.
If any of these idiots, if you're not going on the floor and saying names of people who engaged
in lawlessness, you're part of the problem. You're culpable, just like Steve Bannon.
Not able to catch all three hours of the Dana Show? Subscribe to the full podcast and get news
and laughs delivered in short, easy to digest episodes. Ideal for your busy lifestyle on YouTube,
Apple or wherever you get your podcast. To give you all of the equipment you need, we're also
purchasing 30 new and modified Abrams tanks. Still the best tank, right? Still,
who's named in honor of Stacey Abrams. Only a few very political people would understand it.
Congratulations. Thank you very much for a great name, Stacey. Oh my gosh. The little sly look.
He was like, it's a, that's not what I expected him to say.
I didn't expect for him to go, oh, it's named after Stacey Abrams.
Oh, I can't wait for her to like run to the press.
I'm so victimized.
She's just looking for some way, some way, some way.
Some, some opening.
Well, she, you know, she was supposed to be the governor of Georgia.
She was supposed to be the governor of America, United States of Georgia.
Stacey Abrams tank.
Just saying it's, you know, I mean, I don't know, man.
telling you what. This save act, there's still some holdouts. And a lot of people are
grumbling with Mitch McConnell. I think, look, real quick, you can, you can absolutely grumble
about Mitch McConnell. But I will also, and he's wrong on this. He's so completely wrong on this.
Just back the damn thing. You also wouldn't have J.D. Vance's vice president if he hadn't
spent over $32 million to bail him out because he was running, he was running behind in that Ohio
race back in 2022. That's a fact.
So it's like, you know what I mean?
Oh, man, it's frustrating.
So make sure that there's still apparently five senator holdouts.
All right, today's stupidity came.
All right, Juan, this is cut seven.
If you ever wondered if Democrats held illegal immigrants over the priorities of Americans,
then this would answer it for you right here.
We need people working in the front lines and local law enforcement to protect our citizens from the worst to the worst.
The worst of the worst are not the immigrants.
What?
The worst or the worst record show are Native-born Americans.
Oh, okay.
So Tennessee's rep, Steve Cullen, thinks that Americans are the worst.
He's got a skullet.
He does.
I don't take anybody seriously like that.
Sorry.
That's my, I'm in and in my Friday that way.
Folks, have a great weekend.
Find us the podcast.
Download it if you missed anything this week.
Substack, Chapter and Verse, Facebook, YouTube.
Have a great weekend back Monday.
