The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - BONUS: Election integrity, polling and midterm elections

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

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We have very bad elections. We have to pass, we really have to pass Save America Act. Save America Act is voter ID, very important, proof of citizenship, and no mail-in ballast. With exceptions, if you're in the military, or you're disabled, or you're sick or something, or you're going on vacation. You know, I'll be liberal on that subject, okay, to use a term that nobody uses anymore. But, no, with exceptions. And the mail-in ballots, no other country in the world is doing mail-in voting anymore,

because it's a fraud. You cannot keep it honest. There's no way of keeping it honest. The Republican Senate has to get going. The House has passed it. And the Republican Senate has to get going. They have to. They have no choice. They have to. And we're also starting to see some of that way into midterm polling, which we're going to get into because it's starting to get. I mean, we told you it was going to get serious with that. And I think that some people just, they think that it's a Democrat talking point, but it's really not a Democrat talking point. It's a very real thing. and I've said before a million times, they've really got to get a handle on this and do something to improve polling. Because otherwise, it is going to be.

It doesn't matter how many seats are created with redistricting. It's going to be an issue. I mean, come hell or high water, Democrats are going to try to do everything possible to get themselves elected, even dealing with that crazy Nazi guy, which we're going to talk about, the grand plight. Battener thing. So Trump has got to get on this. And he can't just say, well, I don't care about, that's not going to work. And I've said this a million times before. None of that stuff is going to work. They really have to figure out a way to remedy this issue. Because it can't just be, well, we'll just, you know, we don't, we don't care about this. We don't care about the numbers.

And I, you know, and I get what he's saying on that. But that's not, that's not an answer that's going to endear voters. And this is something the media is going to hammer. and even if it's not a reality but close to being a reality, the media will hammer it into a reality. You just don't want any unforced errors is kind of like my entire point with everything. You don't want unforced errors. Not dealing with this is a giant unforced error. And I'm going to go over some of the polling for you because I think people,

I had a friend I spoke to over the weekend who was saying yes, but the amount of seats that are going to be created is not going to be enough. to save if you lose in other battleground areas. And that's, I think, what people are forgetting about this. So welcome to the radio program. Dana Lash here. We're going to go through all of this. We've got Congress

out. So it's kind of nothing's really happening in D.C. for the most part. People are getting ready for 250. We got updates on that. Dear God, we've got some of the same headlines. I'd rather kill myself than go over some of them. Because they're so boring. I literally would rather rip my fingernails out and open all of my veins and bleed to death on my front sidewalk than have to discuss all of them.

It's annoying. It's like the same damn stuff every day. So I'm just not even going to talk about some of it. If it's something that I'm not addressing, it's because I find it boring is all hell. So there you go. But leading off with this, with this whole issue,

and I actually mean to get to this a lot later, because Iran's going to affect this. So many of these issues are going to be affected by whatever ends up happening with their. Iran and of course all hells go it's all it's all going to hell in a handbasket now because Iran was never serious about any of that they were never ever serious about negotiations now we have the news that was out this morning about though they're now they're looking at their they're trying to strike American bases in Kuwait which didn't they do that before though like in the early days

of this but I think they actually I think they actually hit them in the early days of this if if everything is, if I'm remembering everything correctly. So we're not any bit closer at all whatsoever to any kind of ceasefire because it's, we're not going to be, because it's Iran. I think that's everybody's first mistake into thinking that that's somehow going to mean something. It doesn't matter because it's Iran. It does not matter.

It's Iran. It does not matter. These are not serious. It's not a serious party to any kind of negotiation at all. whatsoever. And so now they're saying, well, the talks are over. And again, this was all ever a negotiation to get to a finalization for ceasefire. That's all it was. It was just a negotiation for negotiation. So now they say they want to look at the Red Sea, have conflict there, which we knew in the early days that that was always a potential. But the blockade enforcement for the

blockade increased while Iran has suspended diplomatic communication. messages with the United States. That's if you just simply agree that they had any with them in the first place, which I don't think any of us are, I mean, do you honestly think that they were sitting and having daily, no, they weren't. It's Iran. They said that, because Iran was upset, and here's how they're doing it again, they're upset because Israel decided to, they decided to strike Hezbollah, poor little peaceful Hezbollah sitting up there in southern Lebanon, all by them, little baby cells. and they're just up there getting picked on by big oh bad Israel. Or it's because Hezbollah has been rocketing and mortaring Israel nonstop

since all of this began and even before them. See, that's the thing. Iran wants to include Hezbollah in all of this in Lebanon. That's when they had Pakistan, the idiots over at Pakistan, which is a waste of a country. It honestly is. I see no point in the existence of Pakistan. And you could quote me on that. And if you dislike it, choke to death.

I don't care. but they get involved in it. And then this was the first time. They get involved in it, completely screw it up. And then everybody's talking about, well, Lebanon should have been included in the ceasefire. Then it was made to look like Trump was the one who screwed up. And oh my gosh, it's the Jews. And in all of the woke, Reich, incestuous band of brothers, you know, the Fox News rejects,

who, for all of their plastic surgery and hair extensions and tobacco patches and, you know, Coke habits couldn't make it without having Qatari money in Podcasts to stand. So they're the ones. Oh, look, look, it's the Jews that are directing everything. That's how it went the first time. Now here we are the second time. Iran suspends all diplomatic communication. And they're saying it's because it's because Big O Bad Israel struck Hezbollah. I don't care if all of Hezbollah dies in an acid pool. I don't care. They're terrorists. Nobody cares what happens to terrorists. I think that we indulged them far too long. I think they ought to be hung off the coast of the United States so that every other sovereign country can see them hanging and dangling in the wind with the birds picking off

their remains. That's really ultimately how this should go in a perfect world. But instead, we're negotiating with the terrorists that are running the Iranian regime, and now they're insisting on protecting the terrorists in Hezbollah, which is all a part of Iran. So now Iran's acting like, well, it's because they struck Hezbollah, and that's the reason. But they always, omit the fact that it's Hezbollah that instigated hostilities, perpetuated hostilities, continued hostilities, expanded hostilities, increased the severity of hostilities, and refuses to cease hostilities nonstop. Lebanon hates them too, by the way. So now they're pretending that it's because Israel decided to strike Hezbollah. And now here we go again, part two. Part two. Part two.

This is where we're at. So nothing has changed. Why are we still tickling the toes of these terrorists? Why? Either bomb them all to a horrible, fiery death and get on with it or don't. Just let us all be subjugated to the Red Green Alliance. Good grief. So that's where we're at.

I'm just tired of it all. I'm tired. And then we've got midterms. I swear to you, if we are dealing with us by the time midterms roll around, Katie bar the door, so help me, God. Cannot do this. weeks on in-came. Then I really want aliens now, but I hope the aliens don't come in peace. I hope they just bomb the rock. That would be the best thing. That would be the best thing to happen.

So it's just a bright, cheery Monday, is it not? Yay, Monday. But still, though. So they have the Houthis that are going to be attacking in the Red Sea. The Iranian, by the way, I love how the Iranian guard was like, the Houthis aren't ever part of us. Now they're saying, we're going to expand the war by having the Houthis attack shipping in the Red Sea. Well, they've already been doing that. So they're going to do it more, you backwards goat fornicators. They're going to do it more. And so the Saudis are apparently upset over it. Well, maybe the Therunith can get some of their military and do something about it in the Red Sea. There's that. Also, there's that suggestion. This isn't the first time the Houthis

have done it. Are we going to seriously let a rag-tag bunch of pirates do this? Because we had a response for this in the Barbary days. Did we not? I mean, my response would be, if you're going to push us to war, my God, not only will you rue the day, but your children will rue it, your grandchildren and your great-grandchildren. We will literally make your tree, your family tree, dry up out of fear, and then enforce that. So I think if they do it, I think we should just all capture them and sell them into slavery. See a turnabout's fair play, right? That's what Arabs have been doing. That's really what Arab trade has been about. That's what they've been doing for thousands of years. Let's go on with it. So this is the reality of this situation that we're dealing with. Are you happy with it? That's where we're at. It's not, no, I'm not painting a kittens and sunshine picture. I'm tired of it.

I'm absolutely tired of it because now we have to endure all of these brain dead hot takes from the cable news rejects and the race hustling horrors out there. We're going to have to deal with that nonstop again. And I'm done with it. Jiminy Christmas. So that's the reality. So Trump can't do anything else. He has to go, and Lorraine made a good point.

He has to roll a couple of weeks at a time, and then he's got to stop, and he's got to roll a few weeks at a time, because he's trying to get around anything that expands beyond the authorized use of military force from 2004, which included Iran in it, which is one of the reasons why he's able to act this way with executive power in the first place. But to increase it beyond what the 04 AUMF allows will require congressional involvement. And, you know, Congress isn't going to do it. Congress isn't going to do it. So for everybody out there who's saying, oh, well, everyone's a war, you can't be a warmonger. Even if you wanted to be, you could not be a warmonger with this Congress because you have a bunch of Islamist zombies that are in Congress.

You have some of the dregs of society that have been elevated by DEI into positions of power. And they will absolutely drag it out. I believe that people like Rashida Taleb and Il-N-Omar have no problem with watching American soldiers die. They have no problem with sending them off, under-resourced, under-supported, and getting them killed, which is probably another reason why Trump doesn't have to, he's been very carefully skirting the rules on this, going right up to the edge of it, because he doesn't want to place soldiers' lives in the hands of these Islamists. And I wouldn't either. So, no, it's very difficult to be a warmonger with this type of Congress in power.

You can't even prosecute successfully a full-on conflict with this Congress and power. How do you think we had Vietnam? How do you think we had the Afghanistan withdrawal go the way it did? And the time spent in Afghanistan even back in the 90s and early aughts. Because you have people who have no idea how to prosecute a conflict. That's why. No, I know it's all very harsh truth. Some people need to hear it.

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sci-op that's designed to make people try to subjugate the United States to China. These kids though hate AI. They don't even like AI. And it's actually before any of this Chinese sci-op stuff came up about the status centers. But now they're getting totally like

fed into the algorithm that promotes all of the Chinese sci-op. And nobody realizes it because their heads are stuck too far up their back sides. Mamdani is going to spend $5.2 million on propaganda on his propaganda office. So this is from the New York Post.

This story says that he's spending $5.2 million to pay the salaries of information ministers in his new City Hall Propaganda Bureau. This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. People, I don't care. If you're still living there, you deserve it. It's taxpayer dollars. It's all taxpayer dollars. They're hiring 14 cushy jobs that cost millions of dollars. And they also have like, I mean, it's literally what it is.

is propaganda. That's, we'll come back to this at some point. Let's see. Go into, by the way, the way that the safari is like the way that it's, you can't find anything with the tabs, the way safari's update is. It's horrifying. Yeah, it's horrifying. But the propaganda thing, by the way, the Mamdani thing, that's, that's like what

we saw with the information ministry, but on a smaller, just strictly New York scale. Also, let's see here. Spencer Pratt says he's going to leave L.A. and find the last American dream in another city if his mayor world bid fails. He was talking about this last week. Walmart recalls 165,000 fabric dresses

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Well, yeah, if you don't watch it, but these are like fabric ones. You're not supposed to be putting heavy things into what, like, no, like how much are you putting in there? If these things, they're the ones with the little fabric squares in them.

Like blankets and toys and stuff. Yeah, like how, okay, so that's a stupidity problem. That's not really a construction issue. Right. So, let's see. An Edmonton man is paying personal ads to find a wife. I know. Does anyone actually sign up for this?

He's got billboards out. It says, uh, what, your future husband? And then it has a website where you can go and. I don't know. That's kind of weird. Yeah, he's single and looking for love. The billboards that he spent thousands of dollars on. He says marriage is important.

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We're making a great deal. We're going to make it a great deal. We'll just go back and finish it off militarily. But this would go faster. It's probably better on a humane standpoint. There's something nice about it also. You know, save a lot of lives. Whether it's the other side or not, you save a lot of lives.

But we're close to a very good deal, and if we can make it good, otherwise we just start up with the Department of War, as we call it. And it's been very successful. You saw Venezuela. It was a one-day win, and this is really a win already. We've defeated their military, essentially defeated their military. I would rather get a deal because we can open this trade immediately upon signing. The one guarantee that I have to have is that there will be no nuclear weapons.

They've agreed to that. And it was very interesting. They originally said, we will not develop a nuclear weapon. I said, well, what happens if you buy a nuclear weapon? So now it says we will not develop or in any way purchase a military weapon. That's a big difference. So we're getting what we want slowly, very tough negotiators. It takes a long time.

I'm in no hurry. I'd like to say I'm in a hurry because, you know, gasoline prices are going to come tumbling down, but if you're going to be in a hurry, you're not going to make a good deal. And slowly but surely, we're getting, I think, what we want. And if we don't get what we want, we're going to end it a different way. Going to end in a different way. Hmm. I wonder what that looks like.

I think we're there. I think we're already not getting what we want. So let's go ahead and end it in that different way. I mean, I'm fine with that. So this is just, you know, some of the latest. And we're going to hear, I'm sure, oh, God, podcast this and I'm sure it's going to. It's because everything's run by Israel.

Iran's not as serious. You have to believe that there's somehow a serious, that there's any kind of goodwill, which I don't believe that there is going into these negotiations. So they've halted indirect talks that they were having to go. I'm going to read this and pretend I care. Okay. Because I'm just a done at this point.

I think you all are as well, aren't you? Are you all done? Yeah, I think so. They've halted the indirect talks they were having with the U.S. negotiators and protests of Israel's attacks on Hezbollah and Lebanon. Hezbollah was launching rockets into Israel. You scum of the earth, goat fornicators. Stop them from doing that and they won't be bombed back. Because if you're my neighbor and you're bombing me, I'm not only going to bomb you back.

I'm going to raise your house into the ground and cause such terror, mayhem, and bloody destruction that for generations, people will speak in fear about angering their neighbor to the South. We don't teach hard enough lessons in this world. So that's what this is all about. And they're trying to say it's because of the Jews. So here we are, once again, back to square one with everything. Just bomb the hell out of them and be done with it at this. point. But, but, but why do you want a war? Say the people who did absolutely nothing to stave off

any of this leading up to it. Nobody wants a war, but war is upon you whether you want it or not. Don't you feel like Aragorn talking to some of the writers of Rohan or talking to the king of Rohan at that point? We're not going to have another war. Wars upon you whether you want it or not. so what's the alternative just to let the Iranian religious status quo remain in power this is just all of this is is really low-tie strategy into trying to blame Israel for your proxies doing what you told them to do and Hezbollah is doing exactly what Iran told Hezbollah to do they're not doing anything differently but they're saying it's because Israel's attacking Hezbollah.

I'm kind of done with Hezbollah. Lebanon is done with Hezbollah. We're all done with Hezbollah. Stop being terrorists and we won't have a problem. Or why don't we just, I mean, if I were Israel, I would just send in like a special forces unit. I would grab them all by the hair in their head. I'd be head every single one of them put it on pikes like Vlad Dracool did back in the day and being like, are you going to learn your lesson?

When are you going to learn it? Stop killing people. stop being terrorist. You can't just be terrorists and think that nothing's going to happen in return. Hezbollah has been lobbying rockets nonstop. Nonstop. They have been bombing their neighbor to the south. And Iran wants to dodge any kind of discussion on a ceasefire until what? Tell Hezbollah to stop bombing people and it won't be an issue. Because see, if Israel lays down their arms, they die. If Hezbollah lays down their arms and all the other Iranian proxies, then guess what? We could actually achieve peace. not what any of these these go fornicators want they do not want to achieve peace it's never about peace it's about power this is a religious war to them so give them the armageddon they want

it is a religious war to them you're not going to negotiate with people who believe in a cockamaney conspiracy that involves you know incorporates all these other religions and they turn it into a giant montage for their own you're not going to you're not going to have any kind of negotiations with these people just done with it this is going to drag on until what the left can then can you have the red-green alliance they're all conspiring together and i think that this is all part of it and in the meantime you got woke riker's going to russia well i can't believe the architecture of russia can you believe everything that these people are showing me that i'm allowed to see is so pretty so this is so last night they had two iranian ballistic missiles

that targeted the forces in kuwait and this was after a husband was launching rockets into Israel. So here they're launching an attack targeting UK bases in Kuwait, while they have proxies targeting up north. How do they think this was, this is, all of this now that's coming out is spin? We haven't even actually confirmed that they're, what is it? Motabuk Kamini, he's the son, he's the, hold up, let me, the gay, burnt, one-legged, son. he's the Ayatola right

he we have nobody's even seen him nobody's I don't think he's alive I think they're weaking at burning him bring him out bring it bring it bring up bring up

stumpy out let's see him bring old burned out stumpy out and then let's get a good look at him and then we'll determine that's what I would say

if I was Trump I'd be like you know what I think I want to talk to your burnt gay Ayatola why don't you bring out old burn stumpy

let's have a talk and we'll negotiate that way. Oh, you can't produce him. Oh, probably because he's dead, huh? So who are we negotiating with? Nobody. So the Iran was calling for a new Islamic civilization while also targeting all of its neighbors. And they were putting that out through their current, well, they assumed Ayatollah's X handle. This is problematic. So how long are we going to do this? There's never going to, they don't want a negotiation. They're just trying to to stall the United States out. It is a war of attrition, but not like you think. It's not a war of

attrition in terms of having people die and overwhelming your enemy with the number of soldiers and trying to wear them out by forces. This is a war of attrition with the Court of Public Opinion and the Court of International opinion. That's what all of this is. They're going to try to wear down the United States until they feel like the United States is isolated on the international stage. They want to, they want to go in there and dig out their dust, get their nuclear dust out that was buried by our bombers. They want to go and get that out. That's what they're all looking at. So we'll see. But these, these are, none of these negotiations mean anything. We'll come back to this. As I said, Woke Reich is also in, they've gone to Russia,

gal Sharpton, who is neither an intellectual, nor is she a thinker, nor is she a thinker, nor is she revolutionary. She's just a hustler. She was a race hustler on the left. And then she went after conservatives during Gamergate. And now she thinks that she's super special and she's really feeling herself. She went over in a Balenciaga blazer. Remember how everybody was mad at Balenciaga? Because of the way that they were, the ads that they had and the way that they were using children in their ads. And so it makes sense that she wears a Balenciagia, a $2,000 blazer that her gay husband's money probably bought her going over to Russia to speak and being used as a pawn because that's what it is.

Why is it? Here's the other question. When we have discussions about foreign interference, why is this not foreign interference? How is this not considered shilling for a foreign entity? Because it's what different for you? It's situationally different. You have somebody who's going over there, shilling? up in it for Russia and for the communists that are over there for this little forum that they're

using as nothing but a sci-up but you have these people that are so desperate for fame and attention they don't care if they're being used to stooges they just want to make it seem like they're somehow being desired on an international stage it's all ego for these people but they're stupid because they're getting entirely played so they've had some of them on they had Gail Sharpton on Russian state TV. I'm sure just running down the United States. Modern day, Hanoi Jane. At least Jane Fonda could act better.

I find all of it just so funny. Where's the calls for Farah? Where are the calls of blood money for that? Oh, because there's no Jews involved, right? So you can't, I got it, I got it, I got it. So anybody else gets so tired. I'm just so tired of all of this. How long have we've been having this up?

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How sad is it when this is like the sanest part of the day? Florida man, right? When it's the sanest part of the day. All right. So let's dive into this, shall we? First up, who do we have? Florida man caught on camera, barn and down his trailer. And he actually had to go, well, there's no denying it's me.

Because it was on camera and everybody saw you. That's why. So an arson investigation in Edgewater led to the arrest of a local resident after a trailer fire was intentionally set late Wednesday night. The incident began around 1130. I don't care when. Let's see, they had Edgewater Fire Rescue crews responding to a blaze inside of the Wolf's Driftwood Mobile Home Park. Once firefighters distinguished the flames, they had investigators come out and take a peek. They had Department of Financial Services, Bureau of Fire, Arson, and Explosives, and they said it was deliberate. And then they had the surveillance footage. And it showed a guy setting the fire.

They identified him as Dean Settle, a resident of the park. And during an interview with the detectives, he actually said, yeah, there's no denying, it's me. Yep. He said that everybody in the park wanted that abandoned trailer gone. Well, there's ways to do it that don't involve arson. just saying. So he was taken into custody. He faces a charge of arson in the first degree. So we have that. Also, Florida man breaks into a home, soils himself and makes a mess with it. What is it if you have like, is that a crown tattoo over his eyebrow? What does that mean?

Because he's got the tears and that's supposed to be for how many people you killed. Well, what's the crown mean? Maybe he's king somewhere. I don't know. Polk County Sheriff's Office, 35-year-old Todd Michael Labuton, his last name is Labuton. Not the shoe. I'm dying. So they said that the investigation began because a property owner who had property in New York, or is from New York, had property in Florida, reported somebody was trespassing inside of his Florida property, according to the sheriff's office.

So they, it looked initially, this is what I'm talking about, the crown above his eye. they didn't find anyone there, but they saw that, they saw some evidence that somebody had been inside the property, right? Deputies returned the next day. The home appeared vacant. More signs suggested the intruder had returned. And they ended up finding Mr. Lebuton, not the shoe guy, spelled differently even. He had gone inside the property because he defecated and he needed to change his clothes. But he made a mess inside. I mean, you don't smear it all over the walls, but that's what he did. He was taken in a custody also drug paraphernalia on his person, so he had a number of different charges levied against him as

well. Let's see, Florida pair accused of fleeing a traffic stop, tossed drugs and a gun from the vehicle, and then they tried insisting to police that they had no drugs or guns, despite the fact that they were literally on camera throwing them from the car and brought daylight

themselves with their own arms out of the window. She didn't look like a smart one. She looks like a Habsburg. Like the Austrian lineage that was so inbred that they had no lower jaw. That's what she looks like. So a Florida man and woman, they're behind bars. They threw all their drugs out the window with pure, full view of the police.

They had a backpack containing narcotics and a firearm. Deputies immediately recovered the backpack. And they also recovered everything else from these people as well. It was pretty, I mean, you just can't throw us. I mean, when they're behind you, you're getting recorded by the dash cam camera. That's how that's working. the dash camera. So they face,

oh boy, lots of charges, tampering with physical evidence, possession of a firearm by convicted felon, possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony, armed trafficking and amphetamine,

possession of ammunition by convicted felon, armed possession of a controlled substance with intent to sell or deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia. That's a lot. That is a lot. I mean, if you see her picture,

she looks like she's been doing drugs for a while. She looks like she was born in a drug den and made of drugs. drugs, maybe. Professional. Golly. Let's see. Florida HOA president was arrested

because he pushed a 12-year-old and took the kid's bike. Volusia County. A homeowner association president was arrested because he pushed a 12-year-old boy to the ground, took the child's bicycle during a dispute near the Spruce Creek Clubhouse.

It was a child battery incident. That's how cops arrived to it. And they said that the man, Paul Holmes, the 12-year-old told deputies he was riding his bike near the clubhouse, And then he paused near the tennis court to rest. He saw Mr. Holmes. The boy said that he did flick him off before trying to leave.

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Oh, for the love. Who is it ABC, you said? Yep, good morning America. So they're kicking off how we have sex month. In case you didn't know, it's, I mean, veterans, you get a day. Moms, you get a day. Dads, you get a day. But if you like to have sex with people that have the same bits as you, you get a whole month.

Yeah, down to the, I mean, that's why I find, I just find a performative and dumb because it's a whole month for it. Again, we get Veterans Day, you get one day. For the people who died in service, those who died in service, you get one day. Moms get one day, dads get one day. But depending on how you have sex, you get a whole month. I'm baffle. Also, is pride a virtue or a sin?

No, it's a sin. Absolutely a sin. So we're going to have sin. So we're going to have sin month. I just don't, how does that work on anyone anymore? Well, I was going to purchase this mouthwash. But then I saw this mouthwash affirmed. So I decided that I was going to purchase this mouthwash because of what it affirmed.

I didn't say it over the air, but you read my lips. You know what I mean? I mean, where's the lie? A whole month of this. So now this is the month when you get to go see, everything about, you know, how people choose to do it on everything. And why does every brand have to do this? It makes me hate everything. I want a month of just shut up and get out of my business. One month of that. One month of shut up, get out of our business. I want that to be a

national, like a whole month. I don't need a special thing for it either, unless it's a Jolly Roger, you know, I'll fly that. Just shut up and get out of my business month. That's it. What, I don't even know what month that should be. Like, we get Independence Day. It should be a whole month. Why do you get a whole month for choosing how do you have sex? Are you that retarded? I mean, I don't get it. We have a whole other hour on the way, so you might as well buckle up. And if anything offends you, go cry about it harder. Stick with us. Relief factor. And relief factor is a great way to deal with everyday aches and pains. If you're dealing with inflammation, that's chipping. away at your freedom, affecting how you move and how you work and how you live your life. Again, it's a 100% drug-free research-based formula designed to fight inflammation, the root

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An 83-year-old Alameda woman was attacked by wild turkeys. As the city's warning people, take precautions, y'all. It's in Alameda, California. 83-year-old Mary Jo Kelly, a week later, and the bruises still have not healed on her face. Last Thursday, the longtime Alameda resident was on her nightly walk when suddenly she was attacked from behind by a pair of sneaky wild turkeys. She said she went ahead first, broke her glasses at the palm of her hand, her thumb, she bled in the nose. She was able to call her husband.

She had to go get a CT. She had to get six stitches. She's shaken but frustrated. And she says that Alameda has got to do something about these wild turkeys. Now, it is California. So if it wasn't California, my suggestion would be turkey sandwiches, turkey dinner, Thanksgiving, all kind of good stuff. Have a Thanksgiving in June, you know, just go and get yourself some turkey.

But you can't be doing that because it's California. And they just know, they let people's houses burn there. So what do you think they're going to do about wild turkeys? Absolutely not a damn thing. Not anything. So there you go. They said a turkey also attacked a pet dog. That's when that turkey is going to do.

going to get some bird shot right there. All right. So, oh gosh. A mother renamed her son after her tattoo is made a spelling error. Her son's name was misspelled in a tattoo. They're Swedish. I don't know. She had her son's name legally changed instead of just changing her tattoo.

She didn't pay attention until after she had the ink on her arm. And then she was like, that's not how he's, that's not how my kid's name is spelled. Who does that? Like who and who has pop-a-bads that just start playing music in the middle of reading a headline. I don't know. Let's see. Roller Coasters is a man banned from all six flag parks for life after a chicken nugget roller coaster stunt. This was in Washington.

Stop doing this stuff on roller coasters. He, because you're not supposed to take food. He was eating nuggets while the car was zooming around and he was trying to film himself dunking the nugs for sauce and all of that. I'm going to have to save my other roller coaster store for tomorrow.