The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - BONUS: FCC's Brendan Carr's "Fake News" Threat

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

Airport lines reach all-time highs as Democrats refuse to fund the DHS and our national security. FCC Chair Brendan Carr threatens the licenses of local broadcasters who broadcast fake news. A new Trump Derangement Syndrome has been created globally as the UK bows out of all assistance where it concerns peace in the Middle East. Joy Reid says America is a Christian form of Iran & women may have been better off there.Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite

Welcome back. Ladies and gentlemen and happy Monday. You're like it's not happy Monday, Dana. At what cost is it? But it's still a brand new day. We're at the top of our third hour. Dana Lash, with you. Your hostess with the mostus, ready to take you on this roller coaster of the week because the horror's persistent. So must we. So it's good to be with you. I know. You're very upset because we had to talk about micro male copulatory organs that came up in a slap fast next hour. I'm not going to bring that up again. But I am. We are going to talk about some of the other. stuff as it pertains to the SAVE Act and Islamism and Iran and more. So to start with this travel chaos. I know some of you out there have had to deal with it already. 300 TSA officers quit. Erageddon. It's being called. Yeah. I don't know if I like that term. Erigeden. It just, mm-mm. It's like the old days. They quit over this federal budget battle. It's having them work without pay. Hoppy Airport in Houston saw 53% of its TSA officers call out March 8th and 47% the next day. Other airports have seen double-digit call-out averages since the shutdown began. JFK, New York, saw 21% of its staff calling in sick. Atlanta had a 19% rate down in New Orleans.

They had 14% rate. By the way, those rates started even before the first paycheck was missed on Friday. Chicago O'Hare, I mean, I've already been through that hell before. I just loathe flying in and out of O'Hare. It's rough. And the last time we went through O'Hare was exactly for, was during the last shutdown. And it was really rough. It was rough. And I think the security line was like four hours long.

I had said that I got there at 3.30. I actually was wrong. My husband reminded me last week because I talked about this Friday that I got, got there at like 2.30, 2.45. It was about 2.30. And we had a 7 a.m. flight. And it literally took all of that to get their security. And by the time we actually got their security, I had just enough time to grab a bottle of water. And then we were getting, and then we went and got to our terminal and then saw that the flight had been canceled. And we almost didn't get out. We got on one of the last available flights out. And it was awful. But finally we're able to get back

home. It's just a mess. It's a mess. So yeah, if you don't have to, fly down at this point because you're waiting hours. It's not an exaggeration. It is you're waiting hours. And on top of it, I mean, think of this. You know, you've got all of the, you know, three terror attacks in two weeks. So DHS covers, you know, all of this covers a lot more than just airline security. And I don't know what Democrats are thinking right now. They don't want to financially support immigration control. they are willing to risk the safety of the nation, of the people in it in order to do so, because they care more about the people who come here illegally and try to usurp you of your

birthright than they do actually people who live here. It's a pretty amazing thing. And I really feel like the administration needs to be still putting out there all of the illegal, you know, the criminal repeat offenders that they're rounding up, these illegal aliens and making them famous instead of having a campaign ad. that just features Christy Numb's face and extensions, maybe, I don't know, put those guys up. I mean, $200 plus million on an ad campaign and you're not putting that up there. If the hell's wrong with you.

That's my only gripe. So fix it. Advertise it. Don't let Democrats win on this. This is insane. I don't want them to win on this. And, of course, you don't really hear this being discussed in podcast to stand because, gosh, forbid, they do something that portrays the left. They're working with the left right now.

order to try to undermine POTUS. That's what this is. By the way, POTUS laughed when he heard that the new Ayatollah was a pinkies out kind of dude. It's, yeah, apparently he might also be dead. There's not even proof of life. The last we heard, he had serious internal injuries and maybe lost the leg, but he's probably dead. If we haven't heard from him, the dude's dead. I also wanted to bring this up. Let's go back, speaking of Iran, so this is over the hill. Senate Republican is fighting Ron Johnson and Brendan Carr are in a fight. Brennan Carr, as you know, chairman of the FCC,

and I think a lot of people don't understand frequencies and broadcast licenses. There are certain things that I don't like the government on, and there's certain things that I kind of understand the people having to have an elected representative that appoint someone to handle public airwaves, especially when there are only so many frequencies. And I feel like that that's an accurate way to put it, Kane, is it not?

Because the... That is, this is not like digital. There are people who are weighing in on this issue and talking about this issue online that don't have to worry about regulations that go along with federal airwaves. We do because we're on hundreds of terrestrial stations around the United States in addition to our digital broadcast and then the podcast. So that's different. Things that are digital, you don't have to go by FCC rules for that airspace.

But when it comes to using the airwaves, there are licenses and, certain things that have to be done because, again, there's only so many frequencies. And a lot of it is in part of, you know, it's mitigating other potential problems that come up because of it. So Brendan Carr said that the people essentially who are running hoaxes and news distortions, this is what he wrote in a post on X. He said, quote, broadcasters that are running hoaxes and news distortions, also known as fake news, have a chance now to correct course before their license renewals come up. The law is clear, broadcasters must operate in the public interest and they will lose their licenses if not. And then it included a post

from Trump where he was talking about, you know, the fake news stuff as it pertains to Iran. on. The problem with this, and I think some people were mad at Brendan Carr over it, and I was looking at some of the criticisms of him over this, and I get that maybe, because he said the law is clear, blah, blah, blah, they have to operate this. You know, they could lose their licenses. There's a difference between podcasting and broadcasting. There's a difference between the requirements for, which there are none for podcasting and for broadcasting. Like we can't, for instance, pay for play. We can't take money for stuff and then talk about it on air and not divulge that to you. That's literally like a violation of Federal Communications Act. So we can't do stuff like that. That's pay for play.

You know, we can't do payola stuff. There's certain restrictions that we have on us as a result of that that people who just exist in the digital sphere are completely unfamiliar with. And I guess they think, again, a lot of people think history began the day that they became self-aware. A lot of people who operate in the digital sphere, they have no idea what they're talking about with broadcasting. Kane and I've been in this industry for quite some time now. The regulation of public airwaves is different from the podcast universe because of the limited availability of frequencies. And as such, there's, you know, depending on how it's done, there's always a caveat with everything.

It's he's he, I mean, that's ultimately what you, that's the reality of the situation. Carr's not talking about going after digital content creators. But Kane, that's the way that they're presenting it. Like, oh, what do you mean? We didn't even have license. Some of the stupidest hot takes. I've been seen this whole weekend over this. Yeah.

And I think they do it intentionally because they want to, they want to show some sort of negativity as it relates to how these things are regulated. But in reality, it's just the broadcast. signals. Those are the public airwaves that were leased to these entities that we expect to be truthful and journalistic. And they're not. And that's the specifics in those regulations that Brendan Carr's talking about. Right. I mean, he's not talking about, you know, going at, like I said, going after like these digital creators. I mean, who are the people that are on, who are the, he's talking about like television, you know, the legacy press is who he's talking about. And he actually

isn't over his skis on that, regardless of whether or not you agree with the FCC, which I do think that you have to have, when you're concerning public airwaves, again, there's so many frequencies. I mean, I don't think some people understand this because if you're not having, because of the limited number of frequencies, I mean, you could hijack any or all of them and squeeze the public out entirely if you wanted to talk about pushing propaganda. Yeah, which there are rules and laws against that as well. Yeah. But yeah, there, there, So there's a band of frequencies that are for the public trust in that regard as far as how they broadcast news. There's also a band of frequencies on how communications in other mediums happen, whether it be your cell phone or CBs or whatever kind of other radius.

So there are regulations in different bands of frequencies. And this one happens to be the band of television broadcast. And that's just what it is. Right. I feel like people mad at him for saying this. don't quite understand what he's talking about. Do you get that? Yeah.

Yeah, he's not talking about going after the digital. He is talking about going after the legacy press that's constantly misrepresenting everything. But now see, look what podcastistan has done. They've been so fake news. Now they have people defending legacy press. Yeah. And I think what they're seeing is because these big entities,

and we talk about CBS and ABC and NBC and those who broadcast nationally on the public airwaves, that it's in their best interest to follow these rules because of the amount of reach and revenue that they generate from that. So why would they want to jeopardize that, even though they may have digital repurposing, like they may repurpose some of their broadcast stuff on digital. That doesn't give them the freedom to lie that way digitally while they broadcast a certain, you know, maybe something completely different. Yeah, exactly. No, I think that's that's the way to put it. speaking of like, you know, Legacy Press, for instance.

So after Brandon Herrera ended up, now he is the candidate because Tony Gonzalez left the race, he's done like all kinds of videos on his YouTube channel about a number of things, even getting in history. Like they made fun of Mind Camp, they made fun of Hitler, they made fun of Hitler's guns, they made fun all kinds of stuff. And Rolling Stone and all these other publications, This is the stuff that they've been saying, quote, a Texas GOP candidate has drawn scrutiny after the video surfaced of him happily boasting about having a copy of MindConf. I've had the media do this to me before with certain videos, and they try to misrepresent it.

And it's like the stupidest lie you could possibly imagine. Like you'll dunk on someone, and then they'll act like instead of joking or criticizing that they were actually endorsing it. They've done that to me a million times. So they were trying to do to me what they've, to Brandon Herrero, what they've done to me and others before. He's literally made fun of it. So maybe it's the legacy press because they love national socialism so much that they're just upset that he's making so much fun of it. I mean, in one of his videos, he literally shot a thing, a little dummy that's representative of Hitler in the head. So what are people talking about here?

This is so stupid and just manufactured. It's just this is the stuff I'm talking about. And it was like, I think CNN did a thing, or maybe it was MSNBC that did a short on it. That's what he's talking about. That's the stuff that Brennan Carr is talking about. It's just our absolute, absolute garbage, complete garbage media. You don't love them enough. You really, really don't.

Now, you also have this thing, again, another example, NPR. So after the Michigan terrorist attack against the synagogue up there, do you want to know how NPR? This was yesterday. Headline yesterday, quote, in a small Lebanese town, grief and fear follow the Michigan synagogue attack. Wait, what? A small Lebanese town? Grief and fear. This is the Norm MacDonald tweet.

Norm McDonald back in December 16th, December 2016, said, quote, what terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims is what he said. So this is the town where you had four members of that family, the terrorist family, who were members of Hezbollah. and they got killed in a strike, Israeli strike, that they were targeting Hezbollah after Hezbollah again tried firing rockets at Israel again. And they're setting it up like this guy was tortured emotionally because four of his family members are gone. Well, why are they gone? They're gone because they were literally members of a terror group.

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But we're going to be complaining a lot about the weather because it's like a hot. What is the high today? Like 10 or something stupid. Okay, yeah. And it was 90. It was 83 degrees just yesterday. So we're all dying. We're all on the struggle bus.

So welcome to the program, Dana Lash, with you. And again, top of this first hour. And the latest with Iran. Successful. I've heard, so I figure to tell you this story. It was New York Post. This was one of the first things that I read this morning is that POTUS was briefed about Iran's new supreme leader, Mohada, how many, that he's probably not only.

is he impotent and also apparently on his deathbed. Did you know that he was apparently like, flame on, I'm gone, I'm so sweet, like a nice bonbon, that guy? He's gay, all the day is long. Why are you gay? Did you know that? I didn't. Yeah, gay. And Trump was briefed about it, and apparently he bust up laughing.

I had a friend who was actually in the press bowl, and that was, my source, my source says that's true, that he was stunned. to learn that U.S. Intel indicates the new Iranian Supreme Leader. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold up. That makes sense. Think about it. His dad did not want him to assume control, right? Dad, the older terrorist goat fornicator,

how many, he did not want him to assume control. Why is that? We all thought maybe it's because he's weak, etc. Or maybe it's because this. Are they going to throw him from a rooftop? Isn't that how that works? Yeah, I mean, I was reliably informed that people are thrown from rooftops when that happens. So just saying, just saying, interesting. Hmm.

All right. So this is some of the latest. POTUS was briefed on this. In the meantime, the new TDS is just raging unabated. If you were to look at memorandum or God help us all, like drugs. I feel like Madrudge just wants everything to, I don't know. The way that they're setting it up is, oh, well, the United States are going to be drawn into a wider war, which brings me to Keir Starmer earlier, because POTUS has been talking about having the straight of or moose,

keeping it open. We had two weeks ago, we did this whole thing on Lloyd's of London and how, you know, ultimately, the United States is looking to take control of some of, if not all of the war risk insurance from Lloyd's. This is a big discussion a couple of weeks ago. And the Strait of War moves, the United States said, okay, well, we can do this. We'll also make sure that the ships that are coming in, that they're protected, that they have an escort, like our military, which is not unheard of. This happened back during Gulf War days with Kuwait. The United States Navy also provided escort, a security escort for tankers

back then. So it's not entirely unusual. Now, that said, this is the, was the plan, other European nations who derive a significant portion of their energy or their oil from the Strait of Ormuz said they are uninterested in assisting with this. This is cut nine. I want you to listen to Keir Starrmer on this because this is what does not sound like a NATO ally if you want to have a discussion as to what NATO allies should sound like. Listen. The conflict in Iran and across the Middle East is now entering its third week.

So I want to take a moment to set out how we're responding to this crisis and standing up for the British people. Our priority is always the national interest. And so we have been clear and consistent in our objectives throughout this conflict. First, we will protect our people in the region. Second, while taking the necessary action to defend ourselves and our allies, we will not be drawn into the wider war. Well, war is here whether you would risk it or not. Honestly, everything can be just drawn back to Lord of the Rings every single thing. This is a huge, I mean, this is a huge artery and energy artery.

for the UK, the straight of war moves. I mean, you have, when you look at globally, the amount of oil that passes through these choke points, it's over 20% that goes through the straight of war moves. You're looking at anywhere from, you know, 20 to 30 million barrels of oil a day, and it directly hits these European markets because these European markets use it. And I think they said that at least daily, you have three large British ships that go through the straight a day. So this is something that they really do rely on. So if they rely on it and it was enough for them to previously have their Navy there, because remember, Britain always had a Navy there. They always had a naval presence there in the Strait of War Moos for that particular purpose. It's a key transit for

Britain. And now Britain's saying, we're not going to be drawn in. They want the United States to take care of this and they want to sit on their fat welfare asses and let the United States do it all while they simultaneously complain about the United States. That's exactly what this is. And the United States, for all of the discussion about being the world's police and all of this, they criticize the United States for it to the nth degree, but boy, oh boy, do they absolutely love having the United States fight all of its conflicts, boost it whenever it needs it, help provide energy at a cheaper cost whenever it needs it.

It's getting kind of old, correct? it's a little old. So I don't know. This is what, I mean, that's supposed to be our ally. I have some other examples of how far Britain has fallen here coming up that we will get into because that's a huge one. And the United States was positioning itself to not only be able to safely buff whatever Iran was doing, but also outmaneuver China and the straight of war moves, which is incredibly important. important because if they want to squeeze us on the supply side of things, if we're helping with war risk insurance and the straight of war moves and we're also offering security escort, then we can squeeze back. This is a very important chokehold. So very, very, I mean, this is one to

watch. Now, in addition to this, let me pull up a couple of other things. We've got, I mean, lost Britain, lost Canada. And in addition to that, we also have the Save Act, which we'll talk about coming up. That is Congress is going back in. The Senate still hasn't passed it. I read that 300 TSA agents quit over the weekend as this rages on. No one can fly anywhere. I wouldn't want to fly anywhere right now. It's completely insane. There's no way. I had the misfortune of having to fly last time that there was a shutdown. And let me tell you, it's bad. It is absolutely bad. you know, this wouldn't be a problem if airlines were allowed to privatize their security. You know, you can still have federal oversight, if that's your fetish of private companies carrying out,

and you can still have a baseline of what's to be expected. But this is one of the other reasons why airlines should be covering this and not the federal government, honestly. The federal aspect could come in and oversight maybe perhaps in regulation. This is part of the problem you're seeing. Because the airlines would like to keep people happy and flying. They're losing a lot of money on this. And now you have 300 agents that quit. as lines have been stretching out for forever.

Just craziness. I mean, I've been seeing video coming out, I mean, of Miami, out of Houston, looking at another, out of Chicago. I mean, Chicago is bad. But as long as this continues, and especially when you had three terror attacks in less than two weeks' time here in the United States, that is a big issue. And Republicans, I have to be honest, they're not doing a good enough job pinning Democrats down on answering. why it is that they're leaving the nation and protected during a time of increased terror. I think they're afraid to do it because they don't want Democrats

to come out and say, well, Trump started this with Iran. I mean, even though technically that's not true. Did they have such lack of faith in their own mess? Of course it is. You know why? Because they have a bunch of poo bums down on K Street that sit here and they consult and they advise them and these no-nouthings have never had skin in the game. They don't know anything except like boardrooms and manila folders. That's all they know.

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Yeah, that sounds like it was real successful. A Florida man was arrested after he made not one, but two attempts to steal a septic tank from a construction site, according to surveillance footage at the Marion County Sheriff's Office. The footage shows Alfie. Nostifora. I don't know. Allegedly attempting to steal a septic tank.

First, with his Toyota Corolla. It's the truck of, that's the truck of ISIS. You know the Toyota? Toyota trucks. And then with a U-Haul truck. They said his plan went totally down the drain because he could not actually get the tank into his car. He continued to push and lift it

until a Jeep Cherokee drove past him, climbing the driver seat sped off, leaving the tank behind. It looks so bad. I mean, it's like way bigger than him. Why would you, why would you steal a septic tank? I'm for real. Like, where, what is that even used for?

I'm sure somebody's going to have a super smart answer. I really don't want to know because it's just, but still. What's that? For septic systems. But, I don't know. Let's see here. Also, no, I'm not doing that one. This is a guy that pushed the cap.

Okay. A Florida mayor was rescued from a burning boat at sea. And then he pushed the captain overboard. captain who saved his life. Ryan Deeder, who was the oldest 40-year-old I've ever seen in my life, was charged with grand theft resisting arrest and operating a vessel while impaired and burglary involving assault and battery. He was arrested after allegedly pushing a C-toe captain who saved him from his burning boat overboard, and then he stole a rescue vehicle. The C-toe captain was found safe, so he's okay. But this guy's charged with, oh, by the way, he was

impaired, operating a vessel while impaired, and also burglary involving assault and or battery. So, yeah, he pushed that. No good deed goes unpunished, right? I mean, a guy saves you literally from a burning boat at sea, and then you push him overboard and commandeer his vessel. So, yeah, that's not going to, that's not going to fly. So he's in the pokey now. That's not the way to treat somebody who does that for you, does that to you, rather.

And then also I got a couple of other ones. We've got a cocaine-fueled chases. We've got a lady. Okay, here's this one. A woman is in stable condition because she done fell off her golf cart and her husband was charged with a DUI. This is in Northport in Sarasota. A Northport man is facing a DUI charge because his wife fell out the golf cart while driving and hit her head on the pavement. It occurred one evening they found Mr. James Prant behind the wheel of the golf cart.

And he helpfully told officers that he and his wife had been partying since noon. That's direct quote. And they observed tons of empty alcohol containers inside said golf cart. So he was arrested and charged with a DUI with serious bodily injury. How do you fall? Those go really slow. How in the world are you? You must be really drunk if you're falling off a golf cart.

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Start your show today at spreeker.com. Sprinker, because if you're going to talk to yourself for an hour, you might as well publish it. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. A Red Fox stowed away on a cargo ship traveling from England to the United States because he was even done with England's BS. He's done. The Fox said, I don't want to live here anymore.

I don't like it Nothing Kistama He's a bloody stooge Sweaty Can I say that word on air? Because I just did It's not Britain It doesn't have the same thing

They don't know how it actually It got on a ship of automobiles It's a little male fox 11 pounds It's all healthy And he went through New York And he was about two years old But he got in there

He does what it wants But gosh US Get your border security under control I don't know That looks kind of cute Let's see a winner announced in the Pennsylvania Turnpike snowplow naming contest. That's a handful. Plow Force One is what they decided to name their snowplow. Plow Force One. I'm surprised it wasn't

like Snowplow McPlough face or something like that. I'm just for real. Good heaven. Let's see. Also, a police chase a wild boar that decided to wander in a mall and they used a blowgun and riot shields. Yeah, well, Wildhawks ain't nothing to mess with. It was in a Berlin shopping mall's home decor shop, and they had to go in and get it. They were able to be successful. We have more in stores. Stick with us.