The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - BONUS: Have The Iran Negotiations Become Endless?

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

The U.S. ​and Iran ‌have reportedly reached an ​agreement on ​a 60-day ceasefire. Dana explains how we can not have this endless negotiation period with Iran. The Democrat Party’s X account replies to a tweet from Stephen Miller calling him an ugly f*ck. Dana fact-checks the claim that the United States is overpopulated and breaks down how the immigration aspect is the real issue. Actress Helen Mirren is attacked on the street for supporting Israel.Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Jones Road Beautyhttps://jonesroadbeauty.comFor a limited time, get a free gift on your first purchase with code DANA. Cheers Healthhttps://cheershealth.com/DANA Native Path Grass Fed Collagenhttps://getnativepath.com/DanaFor my special offer get up to 45% OFF. Try it risk-free with a 365-day money-back guarantee. HumanNhttps://Humann.com/Dana*This partner has been on my show the LONGEST - show them your love, this product WORKS! Pocket HoseText DANA to 64000For a limited time, get two FREE gifts—a 360° rotating pocket pivot and thumb drive nozzle when you buy a new Pocket Hose Ballistic; just text DANA to 64000, message and data rates may apply.Byrnahttps://Byrna.com/DanaTrusted by law enforcement, security professionals, and everyday Americans—defend yourself and your family with Byrna.Patriot Mobilehttps://PatriotMobile.com/DANA Visit online or call 972-PATRIOT and use promo code DANA for a free month of service.Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite

It's international waters. Nobody's going to control it. We're going to watch over it. We'll watch over it. But nobody's going to control it. That's part of the negotiation that we have. They would like to control it. Nobody's going to control it.

It's international waters. And Oman will behave just like everybody else and we'll have to blow them up. They understand that. They'll be fine. So that was some insight into what was happening with Iran and what we can expect. Because we keep hearing back and forth that no dust. What did I say yesterday? dust, no deal, is I think how it is.

No, no, yeah, they got to give us the weird uranium dust. I don't know. I don't know my science. But look, I know what I know and I know what I don't. But if we don't have that, that's one of the things that they were demanding. Like, we have to have this. And if we don't have it, then we're not going to have a deal. I'm tired of going back and forth.

See, you guys think he's a warmonger? I would have blasted them all in the glass. Let the Lord sort it out. I have already, I have zero patience. None. Absolutely none. I'm tired of the back and forth. I think America is too. Good God, we better get it situated before we've got midterms, don't you think? I mean, we really, we need to really get it situated before midterms. So welcome to the radio program, Dana Lashed with you. We're going to get all this unpacked because, so he said yesterday, and they had this big cabinet meeting, and they answered a bunch of questions about it. And he was saying, The way that POTUS put it is that they are, by they, Iran, is running on fumes. They don't, and he doesn't care about midterms. I think he needs to care about midterms a little bit because he's, he doesn't want to go through the impeachment paloosa. Because that's ultimately what's going to happen is we're going to have an impeachment paloosa if he ends up losing, which I don't think we're going to at this point.

But again, all of this is up for Republicans to lose. And I'm going to give you another example. Here shortly, we're going to talk about the Trump accounts. You guys know I am so anti-Trump accounts. I like a lot of the stuff Trump does. This is not one of them. And if you dislike the early Lering Center, I have no idea why you would support a Trump account.

Because, first off, anchor babies are included. I've read it. I wrote about this five months ago. I literally screenshoted the portions of the bill for you that allow it. And I embedded it in the post that's hidden on this thing called the internet. So it absolutely allows for anchor babies. This was the past bill. It's not a draft bill. It's not a draft from committee. It is not a draft any pre-adendum or anything else like that. It is literally the bill. And it was part of the one big beautiful bill, which I wasn't a fan of

for a number of reasons and not because like Thomas Massey I was using it as a substitute for the Jews. Okay. So all of these things, it's incredibly important to be consistent because look, we got mad at cash for clunkers and all of this other stuff that Barack Obama did. Why in the hell would we be like, oh, we're okay with early these, a glorified early layering center? And that's exactly what this is. It's a glorified early layering center. I'm not wrong, Kane. No.

So, and there were some people that were, that don't think so. They think that they are entitled to be generous with all your money. Like, you don't have kids to support too. That's the thing that gets me. So we're going to dive into some of this stuff because I think it's important to talk about. And I think it's important because this is one of the things that could actually hurt him and run off good voters. So we're going to dive into that. So it's, it's going to be Iran.

And the associated aspects of Iran, by the way. So you're looking at everything from energy, gas prices, inflation, et cetera, et cetera. So there's a lot of things that are attached to this. But we really cannot have this endless negotiation period. I think we have been very generous. And I don't think that that's being aggressive. to note that. I mean, how long have we, Kane, how long have we been negotiating this? I was thinking back, I mean, good gosh, this has been some months now.

So I think it's fair to say we've been negotiating. We've been doing everything possible on good faith. So let's, let's move, right? Because everything is going to hinge on it. And the longer that this gets drug out, what you're going to see are you going to see more attacks in the mainstream press. You're going to see some retconning of the history of how we got here. I mean, there's going to be a lot of stuff

that's going to alter the opinion of the American people. So this framework, I don't know, it's a 60-day. I don't know. I don't know if I take it seriously. Because it depends. Let me pull this up.

Axios was like, oh, Iran took it. But Iran also disputes it. So who the hell do you believe, right? Remember, Iran was saying yesterday that the U.S. was saying that we agreed to the steel when we hadn't agreed to the steel is a way to force us into it by way of public perception. And I made the remark yesterday, when did they start caring about public perception? I mean, these are people who shoot their own citizens in the streets since when do they start caring about public perception. Give me a break. But they, they, I think it's more, I do think that it is coming from the U.S. that there is an agreement in place,

less so that I don't think that all of the I don't think all of these details at all have been in any way sorted out. So we're going to talk about that more coming up. We're also going to like I said get into the Trump accounts because I think that there's two things that can actually hurt POTUS.

Whenever POTUS starts, look, and I'm not a political zealot and no one will force me to be one. I will bite your throat out. No one will force me to be one. I never have been. And I like what I like and I like what I don't like.

And I'm telling you that, I don't like glorified welfare. And that's exactly what this is. It's glorified welfare. I'm going to explain to you the difference between the Dell donation, the tax, because it's not a taxpayer donation, they're taking it directly from the treasury again. I've read the bill. So I encourage other people to read the bill as I have done, not only read it once, but read it twice,

and do also what I did, go through it line by line as I have done without a research department. This is where I differ from all of these, these absolutely. Pretenders and podcasts to stand because I don't have other cable news rejects from production studios going through. I read this damn thing. I went through it live by line and I will fight you to the not rhetorical death on this hill. Not kidding. Not rhetorical.

Bring an army. You'll need it. And then bring another one. So it is, it's glorified welfare. And I have it up. We're going to dive into what. We're also going to get into some of this other crazy stuff. Let me, wait, wait, wait, wait, da, da.

So, hold up. Did you guys, I thought this was a joke when I first saw it. So the Democrat, I keep wanting to say Twitter account. It's X account, right? Yes. So the Twitter X account, they, well, first they've been tweeting about James Tala Rico all day. And then when they weren't tweeting about James Tala Rico, they told Stephen Miller, to

how do I say this? What's that? Don't say it verbatim. Well, I can't say it verbatim. Oh, don't. They told him to do something unflattering to his face, basically.

They told him to shut up in a very not nice way. Can I say that? I can say that. Yeah, yeah. They cussed in it. and all it was was they said shut up you redacted you ugly redacted basically and there was I think it's still up that's what I was looking at I think it's actually still up on their yeah I think it's still are you surprised

of course it's still up you're surprised that they would still have it up why because of all the Democrats I mean I guess you're right I mean you would just think that I think some people have a level of of decency that's baseline, but I guess not? Yep, still there. Absolutely still there. That's what I was looking for. I wanted to see. Because I checked this morning and it was still there and I'm like, surely, now that the new cycle

is kicked off. No, no, no. It's still there. So they got mad because everybody was making fun of the post that they had about James Tolariko. James Tala Rico looks like an old Navy mannequin. He does. He looks like you can't unsee it. Think about it.

He looks like an old Navy mannequin. You walk in and he's got the weird attack on and smile, and he's just the devil. You know, he's going to eat you. He's just weird. Anyway, so they had all of these odd photos of him, everything that they could do to get him near a Texas flag, although didn't he have, at one point, didn't he make a mistake, and wasn't he wearing a T-shirt of the Cuban flag, and he got confused, and they had to delete it, and then they put up a different one where he was back in a Texas shirt because he's such

an idiot. He missed, didn't that happen? So people were kind of responding to the really bizarre photos. Like there's one photo where he's got his hands on his butt. They're not in his pockets because you can see the sides of his hand. His hands, it's like he's standing and he's got one leg, one toe up, like on the ball of his foot. And then he's got his hands touching his butt. And you can see the sides of his hand, so they're not in his pocket. I don't know what that is.

It looks like a showgirl move. I don't know. I mean, I would expect to see a woman. that position, but not a full grown man. And I just kept thinking, is this literally the best pictures that you, are these the best pictures you guys have of him? I feel like somebody needs a photo shoot with the Lego hair. This is what I'm talking about.

Look at it. Look at his legs up if you're watching the simulcast channel 3, 47 direct TV. He's on the ball of his foot. He's got his hands on his backside. Kane, have you, you're a man. Have you ever stood like that? No. I can't.

I mean, I don't think there's any photo evidence of me standing like that either. Yeah, I don't know what, it was. Was he walking? No, he's just standing. Okay. Wow. That sure doesn't make me want to vote for him. It's the Beto move.

Did you see the, do you remember the Beto photo when he, I think it was Any Leapovitz, that took the photo of him, and he was standing, like, on some dirt road, and he was, like, by a truck, and he did the same thing. Hands not in the pockets, though, like clasping cheek, his own. And I don't understand this. Anyway, there's another photo of him that we're definitely going to have to unpack where he's eating. What was it? It's like a turkey leg, wasn't it?

People thought it was, because it's dark. It looks way darker than a turkey leg should look. It looks like it's been cooked a little bit. It looked like a beef rib, but that's what was originally reported. Was it a beef rib, though? I think they said it's a turkey leg, but it doesn't matter. I think it's a turkey leg. That would have been the most generous St. Louis cut of a beef rib I've ever seen if it were true.

But he wrapped. Now, I didn't know that meant, okay, so this is me being a woman. I'm looking at him eating the turkey leg and I'm like, hmm, something off about it and I just couldn't figure out what. And then I looked at the comments and every man, every man, God bless America, was like, why does you have a napkin?

Why did he wrapped the meat in a napkin? Wrapped the meat in a napkin. Men were appalled. Yep. They were appalled. I guess, now I'm a woman. I'm like, hmm, that makes sense. But he's not a woman, I mean, that we know of.

Well, I'm not, though. I mean, that's why I was like, I had the little caveat with the that we know of. But they were upset that he wrapped the meat with a napkin. And why does he have to eat it like that? Why do, okay, look, candidates of all stripes, you don't have to get the photo of you open your gaping mouth wide to stick some, you know, meat on a stick in it. You don't. And he didn't get the memo. And he just, he had, they have a million photos of him in this shirt. You think that they would have maybe picked a shirt that made him look a, I don't know, that made it look like he had some musculature. He looks like a little kid in a pajama top.

We're going to come back to this. But anyway, long story long, the Democrats got mad, and they told one of Trump's team that had made a remark about the photo to shut the redacted up, or shut up you ugly redacted, is what they said. And it's still up there. It's run by a 30-year-old single cat lady. Her blood type is glitter. an adderall.

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And this is from the New York Post. Okay, how did that work, Steve? Do you... What? You get an invitation to go to a nose job party? Yeah, so there was a pin the tail on the nose. It was pretty funny. Oh my gosh.

I feel like we need to introduce you guys to like bonfires in the woods and beer out of cups. That when you live in D.C. Oh my gosh. Y'all got some woods around there. I mean, granted, may have to go out to Virginia, but oh my gosh, that is really a thing that they're doing. So they're like, all these people are in their late 20s,

early 30s, and they get boob jobs and have parties and nose jobs and have parties. Like, is it after the job or before? Like, did she have the new nose already? Yes, it was after the healing process. Okay. Oh, my gosh. So in this one, in this New York Post story, they say, yes, they also did pin the new nose on the face.

And they had pictures of the old nose up. I don't know. Man, I can't deal with us. But aren't these the people mad because they can't afford avocado toast? Yeah, vanity. Okay, I don't know. Oregon moves a step closer to banning, hunting, and fishing as a part of a new animal. cruelty law. Now, I love animals, and we support a lot of shelters and all that stuff,

but I also think that it's cruel to not properly call and cultivate and care for animal health and animal herds, right? You have to call them to balance the ecosystem. This is land management 101. So they're actually animal activists, and they're never, they don't actually really care for animals. They are trying to get a ballot initiative. Initiative 28, they want to basically ban all hunting. That's what they're looking at. Like all hunting, all fishing, even like avatars which butcher animals for market, they want that all banned as well.

Now, currently, those things are all exempt from Oregon's animal cruelty laws, but they're going to now start treating them as a criminal offense, ranging from misdemeanor abuse to assault. That's insane. So that's what Oregon is moving to do. They have no idea where food comes from, clearly. and tourists are not entitled to free tap water. Italian court rules.

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We were talking about, actually I'm going to bring this up first. this has to do with the headline that we had where it says, oh, Earth's population, it's going to be halved. It really is a thing that, I would say, the native-born populations of, like, UK, Italy, France, Spain, they are just nose-diving. It was Mark Stein, by the way, his book that was on population that went into the myth of it. America alone. It was published in 2000. I think it's a very good book, and you should read it. He gets into a lot of the, I have, and I've read it a couple of times.

It's a very good book. It's called America Alone again by Mark Stein, 2006. And it gets into the waning, how the native-born populations have already been taking. And this is like right when everything, the big migration, illegal, I should add, from North Africa and Pakistan and Middle Eastern countries began. And now in Britain, this is from the telegram. the share of babies born to migrant parents has reached 40% for the first time last year. Now, here's, I'm going to stop right here and put this in context. Because when you look at where they're coming from, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Nigeria, and Bangladesh.

These are pretty Islamist dominant societies, very Islam. I mean, singular. So that's very important for context. The other part of this is that people don't have, per se, an issue with immigration so long as it's done orderly and the country controls who comes in and who doesn't. The issue that I think we're all dancing around is assimilation. When you immigrate to a country, you assimilate into that country. That country does not assimilate to you. But that is not what Islamist migrants have demanded legal and illegal.

They want Sharia law. They want, I mean, just look at the UK. Look at Luton. Look at Rotherham. It's insane what has happened in these areas because assimilation has been rejected. That is, I think, one of the reasons why America was much more successful because it was the thing that the founders really put a lot of emphasis on was. the assimilation. And I mean, they even debated this in the Federalist papers as it pertain

to holding public office, et cetera. These nations, because they were not created in the same fashion that our republic was created. Our republic wasn't created around a denomination or a specific culture or a race or even a religion. It's a Christian nation without a denomination. And that's what made it easier for everyone to immigrate and become an American, whereas you can't just go be Italian and you can't just go be French. But you can, as Reagan had just mentioned it before, you can come to the United States and become an American. You have to assimilate. And we stop requiring that here, which is a major problem. And in Britain, I mean, it's a disaster.

Also India, I should say. The biggest contingent of foreign-born mothers came from India. and then everybody else is from literally like Pakistan and Afghanistan, et cetera. But now 40% for the first time a record high, the share of babies born to parents that immigrated to Britain is now 40%. And part of it, like back in 23, they called it the Boris wave because that was a part of a relationship that I guess with India. but the fall of the birth rate in England and Wales is, wow, just disastrous.

They've had the smallest number of life births since 1977. It is on par with levels seen during the Second World War. That's how bad it is. The total fertility rate has fallen. It's the lowest on record dating back to the 1930s, 1.3 children. per woman. I mean, you have to have basically 2.1 to be required to maintain the size of your population without immigration, and they're not doing it. And so now you have the pension age rising. There's a smaller share of workers to fund the system. It's becoming a disaster. They're seeing this in many

other areas. In Japan, they're seeing it, but they don't have the immigration like elsewhere, so they don't have all of the other societal problems like you have, like in Britain and France, et cetera. So this is the issue. It is the assimilation aspect that they're refusing to do. And also, I mean, look at this. This is the people that they've also been bringing in. So Britain, they discovered 10, most of the kids that they've been trying to get into foster care, migrant children are adults. Yeah. One of the headlines, let me pull this up, is two-thirds of disputed Cal lay child refugees are adults, according to home office figures. They had a lot of protests over checks to stop migrants from being deported.

Turns out they end up being adults. Like when I say adult men, I'm getting ready to share a photo with you guys in Slack. You're going to see exactly what they're talking about. I mean, they're like actual grown adult men with like six three with beards. You know, I mean, that's come on. G.B. News says 10, like, they get into the problem of the number. We dealt with us under Obama, Biden, how so many of them have had to have their ages reevaluated because they're actually adults. They're supposed to be under 18s and some of them are like 30 because they put them in foster care. Can you imagine? They had a story of a 28-year-old man from Afghanistan being put into a home and you can you Okay, in a foster home. Cain, oh my gosh.

These are real things that's happening. They're killing their own culture. They're killing their society. Especially when you consider the number of court cases they've had where women and girls have been targeted and brutally raped. And then these attackers get off scot-free because, oh, they're migrants and because of their culture, they don't know any better. Not kidding. So that's the biggest thing. a couple of other things I want to hit as well.

So they've also been dealing with the heat wave over there, 95, 97 in France, 95 in Britain. They cannot stay, but they go at us because of our AC. And they think that it's what, gluttonous to have AC? I don't understand this. I had this story where they were discussing the people were rejecting AC in Europe because they think that it's like what? too Western or that it's too what is the objection

what is the objection oh for crying out loud nobody cares it's fake it's fake they said that the UK so the Guardian had a piece where they said they're trying to urgently install air conditioning in schools there's a ton of schools that don't have air conditioning

and they're trying to deal with they have people that are dying but climate I mean it's you it's for crying I want to switch it up. Did you see what happened to Helen Mirren? So Helen Mirren has been an outspoken

supporter of non-terrorists. She apparently supports Israel and she doesn't like Hamas. And that caused this nut job to go at her in public. Did you guys see this? Do we have this ready? Go ahead and play this for the people. The avowed Zionist. She said,

Israel should last forever because of the Holocaust. And she was very happy the Palestinians' houses were gone. You put the post up. You're an evil, Zionist bitch. Wow. And you as well. The crazy thing is, Kaine and I were talking on break. She has been

kind of a leftist. I'm not a crazy leftist, but Yeah, she has been a leftist. So that's not enough to save you. That's not enough to save you. She has simply said that things like October 7th was awful, things like that. She hasn't even been out very super hyper vocal about any of it. But that doesn't matter.

Just enough. It was just enough for them to go at her. She took it in very good stride. But that guy, that guy. So our 250th birthday is coming up. I don't know if any of this is real now. I was going to talk about this in a segment. Freedom 250. I don't know. They announced, I don't even think it's associated with the White House.

They said that it's the Great American State Fair, and it's going to be at the National Mall at the end of June and beginning of July. And they named, okay, let's get, let's gear up. They named Millie Vanilly. There's only one of them. And they never, they never actually sang their own stuff. So I don't get it. So there's only one Millie Vanilla. Vanilla Ice, Brett Michaels, CNC music. This has got to be a joke. This has got to be a joke. C&C Music Factory.

Morris Day in the Time. Martina McBride. Flo Rida, did I say? So Morris Day in the Time came out and was like, no. I'm not involved in this. I don't know what this is. He said that this never happened and that he's not involved in it. But I've got some questions.

Like Variety quoted him, and he had it on his Instagram account too. Morris Day said he denies he's playing the Freedom 250 Festival in D.C. And people were kind of getting nervous about it. Like, what are you doing playing this thing? I mean, why are you doing this? And he said, no, it's not me. I haven't agreed to that these are just rumors. But apparently they are like selling tickets on it already.

So it makes me wonder, what about the other people that are involved in it? Is it all legit? because it looks cringe A.F. It kind of does. You said, I don't know which one Millie or Vanilly is going to be. There aren't better country artists that would play this. First off, Kid Rock's not even on this. So I immediately was suspicious.

But Millie Vanilly, Young MC, CNC Music Factory? I had no idea they're still doing anything. Brett Michaels? What? No. Not Brett Michaels. Can conservatives stop getting super excited

if they just think that the most Hollywood adjacent person agrees with them. You don't need it. You don't need it. You don't need to be fame chasers and celebrity chasers. But, you know, at the same time, if they really wanted to put on a really good concert, you can't tell me that there aren't tons of country artists

or other artists that actually would do it. Why do you have to go, you know, with these people specifically? Is my point, right? The millie-vanilly thing threw me. and none of the other people have denied it. Only Morris Day in the time. He was the only person who said, no, not me.

I'm not out there doing it. He was the only person who said that. So are the other ones playing? Steve, have you heard anything about this? I saw the flyer come out. I don't see why it wouldn't be true. I mean, they're having it here and this big festival plan. But these are the art, like some more stay in the time said he's not confirmed and that never, that's not true.

It was all rumors. I also heard young MC backed out. Yeah. I mean. He busted a move out. Yeah, he busted a move right on out there. And didn't CNC music factor get in trouble? Because didn't the lady who did the vocals,

she was also substituted for the skinny model who sang in the video? Yeah. And that was also like a big deal. That was a thing back then, yeah. So, and then Millie Vanilla didn't sing anything. I don't know. I've just got a lot of questions. I just feel like that there's probably a lot of other artists that would be way better.

in that and maybe confirm them before you start selling tickets. I wouldn't buy tickets to this at all because you wouldn't be guaranteed of anything already. It's already chaotic and controversial and people are backing out and the lineup is just garbage. It's garbage. I mean, you can't just like nobody asked George Strait. I mean, more staying the time. Granted, they're good. But nobody was like, hey, George Strait, would you like to play?

Right? Nobody was like, hey, Miranda Lambert, would you like to play? No, we're going to get Millie Vanilly. And there's only one of them. And they never actually sang. That's who you're doing? I made a question. I mean, DJ Fun Uncle would play this.

Right. He'd play that show. You'd play that show, wouldn't you, DJ, DJ Fun Uncle. I appreciate, I appreciate the pump me up on that one. I mean, see? By the way, somebody just made me a tank pony on, um, What? X. Like an AI? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Let me start with this one, the Florida man on the thong. We're going to do that. We're doing it. First off, I'm going to let Juan get his mugshot ready because he looks just like the poltergeist with the Quaker hat from the second poltergeist movie. I kid you not. He looks just like this. Dude, right?

So here's the headline. Elderly thong wearing Florida man busted for exposing himself around his apartment complex claimed it was his, quote, right to walk around naked, end quote. 79 years old. He was arrested for consistently, as it was described, exposing himself and to making lewd gestures around his apartment complex. He argued to police that it was his right to walk around naked. Tyrone James Cousie, five counts of indecent exposure at his Hollywood, Florida apartment. Tons of neighbors call police saying that he is weird and he, this is bad. He wasted no time showing what, showing police what the neighbors were talking about, though, because he answered his

door wearing a G-string thong saying that as long as it was not a park, he had the right to walk around naked. Oh, that's him. Oh, my gosh. It's like, oh, my gosh. It's like a skin tag became sentient. Oh, gross. He looks like the poltergeist guy with the Quaker hat, right? So the police officer explained to him, what you're doing is exposing yourself and that's illegal. But he said, well, I'm allowed to to do it and I didn't know I was being filmed and then um then it got weird um because he asked the female officer to quote jump rope for me baby doll and began to play out the divinal song right there in the doorway yeah he did and he also put lipstick on in front of her so he starts putting

lipstick on it's like a j and silent bob and no it's you know what it is it's like uh puts the lotion in the basket from silence of the lambs where the guy's leaning in and he's putting so he's putting the lipstick on and then he began um a self fondling exercise and told the officer to jump rope from me baby doll she immediately arrested him and booked him into brower county jail but he was released he regularly walks around so apparently he likes to thrust his groin at doorbell cameras it oh guys there's so much here oh gosh there's so much I can't even read some of it. It's just bad.

Bad. And he's out walking around. Explain to me how. He's, I mean, there are horror movies that have been made on less than this. I'm just saying, right? I know I do need to get to the guy who used to chainsaw to steal a bunch of Pokemon cards. Do you ever notice how the passage of time can change the rules on you? All right.

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Tell them Dana sent you. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States. For a pride parade. Families marching one. one hurrah, hurrah. Families marching one bite one, hurrah, hurrah. So this is blues clues. No, I keep it going because we got to see the, what is it, the little otters with the surgical

boob scars. Is it otters? I don't know, but there's a paraplegic dolphin. Why are all the bears, why is there a crop shirt? I don't understand that. Okay, so, and then apparently someone said that the skirt on the floats is the pedophile flag colors. colors, the one that has the yellow in it, not, I guess, this one here. I mean, so they have a drag queen.

Okay, there's the paraplegic dolphin. I don't know. It is what it is. With the rainbow on it, I don't know. Don't know what happened. Maybe he had an accident. Maybe he jumped out of the pool. I don't know.

And then that, oh, it gets worse because then you got the, I'm waiting for the, there we go. Right here. Is it otters, beavers? I don't know. And they've got like, yeah, a little. surgical scars, the one on the right. You can see it. Yeah, they had his boobs out. I don't know, man. This was on blues clues. And then the other float had the pedophile flag because that,

it's like the trans flag, but it has yellow in it, apparently. I just learned that last night, and I'm going to go vomit now. So that was at blues clue. Someone said that they were watching. They were sitting at the table. They were doing some paperwork, like legal stuff, because they had a death in the family. And they turned the TV on, and that was playing. And they didn't realize it at first. then they caught their kids watching it. Like, what is this? And that's blues clues. That is not the blues clues of your.

If you have to indoctrinate kids about sex, you're a pedophile. That is pedophil. That's, I don't know how else to describe it. That's all about how people choose to have sex. That's what's being identified right there. And why does it have to be in a kid show? They're learning to count for crying out loud. I mean, they don't understand all of your adult baggage.

Stick with us. Second hour on the way. And now. all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. Scientists are predicting a global population crash by 2064 with humanity potentially halved. Well, look, I'm going to tell you, who was it that did?

Oh, my gosh. I can't believe. There was a great book. I can't remember his last name, Canadian. And he came out with a great politics, concerns. Can't think of his name right now. I'm going to go nuts. Anyway, he had a book out like 20 years ago that talked about the myth of the population overload. And actually, yes, it's true.

Countries like Britain and Italy and France there, and I have a headline about this that I'm going to get to. Their populations are dwindling. But it is the migrants, like in Britain right now, 40% of the births are migrant births right now. and the only countries that are actually exceeding their population goals meeting what is necessary or exceeding are Pakistan. Really actually it's Pakistan. And India, India is now beating China as the most populous country. It's not China anymore. It's India.

Has been for a few years. And Pakistan, they're meeting and exceeding their birth rate in order to sustain their population. The United States is barely sustaining it. none of the European countries are. So that's crazy. So we're going to talk about that. Plus the heat wave. Good heavens.

So they have a heat wave over in Europe and everyone's freaking out. The UK, gosh, it's 95 degrees there and they are losing their minds. People are dying. And then they go into the water and the cool water to cool off and then that kills them apparently because there's like a cold water shock. I don't know. I don't even know. So, yeah, it was 97 apparently in France, 95 in the UK. and remember these are the people that hate

AC. I have a whole thing about that coming up. Those are the two things we're going to be getting into. So just saying, just saying, it's a little not really. Also, let's see, Pope Leo compared the AI threat to the biblical tower of Babel.

Hmm, it's kind of interesting. Actually, that's thoughtful. One of the first things that he said in a long time that I don't disagree with. And New York City, which just voted the most sinful city in the U.S. Isn't that Vegas's whole shtick?

Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm surprised Vegas hasn't sued them.