The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - BONUS: Inside Iran's Assassination Plot Against President Trump

Episode Date: July 10, 2026

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The driver is one-tenth of one percent. A bull rider, that looks pretty dangerous to me. It's one-tenth of one percent. No, it's 5.2 percent is you don't make it. You should have told me you're an excellent reporter. You should have told me that years ago maybe it wouldn't have run. It's a very dangerous profession. No, I'm number one on the kill list for Iran.

They're lovely people. I'm number one. So I don't know. I can't tell you that, but I don't really care because I'm doing my job and I'm doing it. I hope better than anybody's ever done it, because we have a country that's hot and really, really successful. But I mentioned it only because it's on the list. I mean, it came out.

There was another list came out yesterday, and I'm number one on, I like being number one on TikTok better, but I'm number one on the list for killing. In traditional ethics, the mere appearance of potential fraud is disqualifying. Same goes here. Whether or not there is widespread, There certainly could be, and it doesn't matter how many times you scream, there's no widespread fraud. A lot of people believe there is, and there's no way to actually validate it.

This isn't just about whether or not fraud is swinging the election. The appearance of fraud already is swinging the election. People rightly have zero faith in this janky inefficient system. They feel like their vote isn't being counted. They feel like illegal ballots are being cast, and they're not wrong to worry about it. There's literally no safeguards in place to prevent that from how much. happening and way too many openings for it to occur on a massive scale. You all saw how it was neck and neck with Karen Basu.

On election night, nearly double digits ahead of Nithia, just as the polling predicted. Rahman fighting tears on election night, trailing Spencer Pratt by roughly 40,000 votes and about 10% of this is the future of political messaging. I really feel like this is where a lot of Republicans, this is where they need to look in terms of how to talk about all of these issues. And I, I mean, he's been doing a good job. We're going to weave all of this together because there's a lot of stuff to touch on where it concerns New York and California and Democrats and who they're picking for midterms and Maine and Iran and POTUS and all of this because everything from, we're going to have a shift in terms of campaigning style, I think, and messaging. and even dealing with foreign policy,

the way that POTUS talks about foreign policy, we're going to dive into all of this. Welcome to the show. Daniel Lash with you. We're at the top of this first hour on Friday. And, of course, that was Spencer Pratt. Who was robbed blind, by the way? Yeah.

So he's robbed blind. Absolutely robbed blind. I don't know if you can ever have a fair election in Los Angeles. But what we want to make sure is that that doesn't go and extend to everywhere else. So to start off with, where do we start? I mean, do we want to get in elections? We're just jumping into Iran.

Because there's one outstanding issue here that I didn't touch on with you yesterday that now makes even more sense as we've learned more about this. Right? So yesterday, this was the, when did this come out? I think this was like end of, I was the end of my third hour yesterday. And what ended up happening is. Air Force One, there was a swap. Remember how he had the Katari plane? And he got this super boozed out Katari jet. And that's one of the things that Potus had. And they switched it from

the new Katari plane to the original presidential plane, the original Air Force one, when he was flying home on his way from Turkey, this was Wednesday. Now, immediately, people were like, wait, that's really weird. Isn't it weird? It's kind of weird, isn't it? It's a little odd, really odd. It's a little weird. Why is he switching these planes out like this? He just got this boozy jet. My first thought was, so there is something wrong with it after all. That was my first thought. But they said it was a strategic distraction to keep him safe. Now, this is what we said yesterday. That was, you know, kind of the, all of what we had. That is really odd, though, right? Why would they feel the need to switch jets? So the communications director said it's a new state of the art aircraft. It was

fitted with high-level security protocols because they were denying that there was any physical security factor. But then I read other analysis, though, that said, well, they don't have the anti-missile defense, et cetera, that the original Air Force One has, which that's kind of an issue. POTUS said, because it came out that there was apparently a, well, collusion or a plot to target him again by Iran. This isn't the first time that we've seen this as well from Iran either. And so this story, apparently he was warned through shared intelligence with Israel about a new Iranian plot to assassinate him. It was reported by the Wall Street Journal yesterday.

And it is, it's just as one, like how many is this now? How many assassination plans has Iran had against POTUS? This is, they said this is coming after the threat to kill Trump as revenge for the killing of Soleimani by U.S. forces back in 2020. And so this. This, this. They were referred to Trump's remarks at the NATO summit when he was in Turkey. And Trump had said, quote, they want to take out the U.S. leader, me. I'm on whatever list. I saw this morning, and I'm on every single one of their list. And so far, I guess they've been a bit lucky, but maybe that doesn't last very long.

These are evil, sick people, and we have to root out that cancer. He says it's cancer. Because you've got to cut it out early. That's the way I feel. So he traveled to Turkey on his new Qatari plane, but then he took the different Air Force. He took the different Air Force one home. and sec war was also accompanied he was accompanying accompanying trump he was told not to travel to is planned

shortly before trump chose to switch planes now they don't know if the Iranian threat extended to heggsath or not so it seemed as though there was a little bit of them trying to get more information out of this but this is not the first time that this has happened not the second time i mean some of these some of these attacks on potis i mean there's a lot discussion as to whether or not it was, I mean, whether or not they were Iranian orchestrated. Because they know, we know that they wanted to kill him for forever. So they switched it out and he said he was number one on their kill list. Now, as it relates to, you know, what happens to that Katari jet, I would assume that we're

going to, there were reporters on the Katari jet. It took a detour to the UK to go see troops and they were asked to tour. the wind. They were invited to tour the plane, which I thought is interesting, too. They were asked to close the window blinds for the entire flight, suggesting that there was an attempt, an attempt to obscure who was on board. Interesting. Cane, you're the master of tinfoil. You have a theory. What's your theory? Thank you. Yeah, I think he's actually playing it safe like he should. I think it's pretty much that simple. You know, before. To even hide who's on the gym. like they're going to send a drone up there?

Yeah. I mean, when you're wanting to mitigate a threat, you're going to do everything that's in your power to do it. And that's what I think he's doing. Interesting. One of the things Lorraine noted as well, because the old plane had, you know, the anti-missile,

had a whole bunch of stuff that was outfitted for it. Now, they did strip, I mean, they do go over the Katari jet. I'm still weirded out by it, but they did it go over the Katari jet. But they could not know what Lorraine says. they couldn't retrofit the flack dispersal on the Kataria plane. That makes sense if they didn't have that as a defensive, what I want to say, mechanism or ability on that jet.

I wouldn't be flying on that jet if they didn't have it. I want giant fists to pop out under the wings and just pound stuff out of the sky if they get near me. But he has such an envoy with them, you know, with fighters and others. Yeah, but still, you know what I mean? Like, Go-Go-Gadgett Hulk Fists that just burst out of the side of the plane and punch other jets out of the sky. That's what we need. I'm saying like get the Israelis on that you know I thought they could do everything isn't that what podcast the stand says golly for people that control everything my gosh they get attacked and they they get targeted and even New York I mean for crying out loud so I uh I don't know I just it just it's unsettling and my first thought because I get real petty if they want to kill our leader we'll kill yours back oh we did and and we got his kid the you know what I'm going to say it the burned up.

one-legged gay, possibly dead. How many? No, I'm okay. No need to bless me. How many? So as it pertains to Iran, some of the latest, Trump now says, because we started bombing the hell out of them again. And now Trump says, well, you know, now they want to talk. They're coming back to the table. Guys, I'm getting done with us. I'm getting done real quick. I don't want to talk anymore. You had the chance to talk. You had the chance to talk. This does not, this isn't diplomacy at this It's insanity. He had tweeted, well, he put it on on true social. I don't know if you would say that's a tweet, but he said

the Islamic Republic of Iran has asked us to continue talks. We have agreed to do so, but the U.S. has stated to them in no uncertain terms that the ceasefire is over. Thank you for your attention to this matter, President Donald Day Trump. Okay, the ceasefire is over. It is an

over-sees fire. That's it. We can't keep doing this back and forth, back and forth. The markets are freaking out. They're like, what is it happening? What is happening? So the markets are going to get pupset. But we got to finish. This is, we can't be doing this over and over and over again. You know what's going to happen. God help us all. We're going to get some lazy stooge in the White House in 28. And can you imagine the mess that this would be? Because you know they don't have the Franken beans to deal with this. They do not have the intestinal fortitude required to deal

with this issue. It's going to take some B-A-W-L-L-S. that's what it's going to take. I'm just, I'm really worried about that because can you imagine, this is what it was like with Obama Biden. I mean, you get like a super angry Iran and then they decide to regroup. I don't want to have them, this is the closest wherever we're going to get in our lifetimes, to be honest. I don't want them to regroup. So hopefully, but we're going to have more on this ceasefire. Also, Plattern, oh man.

Wait and see. Who were the people vetting this guy? So the guy, the main activist, because there were a couple, but the main left-wing activist that recruited him to run for Senate had been barred from a previous Democratic congressional campaign after multiple complaints of sexual misconduct. We're going to have this story coming up. I know when you think it can get crazier. Also, one other quick question is it relates to the Platner stuff. I still kind of want the other stories. I need some summer reading. I want the other stories. Don't you want the other stories? I just want to encourage Democrats as much as possible to keep leaking about this guy. Go ahead and put it out there. All of his enemies. Go ahead and put all the nasty laundry out there. We definitely want to read all this stuff. We have a lot more on the way. We've got headlines coming up. We're going to dive into some of the World Cup stuff because Morocco lost and then all of a sudden it's the Jews fault and they started screaming it in the streets. I don't know. My friends. I don't know.

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And, uh, yeah, Turkish, Turkish officials banned it from docking in Turkey and then Egyptian officials banned the gay crews from docking in Egypt. I feel like this is, remember Arrested Development when they had that, it's like the, I was seen from Arrested Development, it really is. Turkey told the shit that they're not allowed to port. They said that they were incompatible with moral values, family values, and societal norms. And then Egypt said the same thing. The, oh, the ship was called the Scarlet Lady, and they had 2,000 passengers. It's the gayest ship ever.

I just would find that annoying. Even if I liked everybody, I don't want that many of one thing in one spot, right? It's just, does that make sense? So annoying. It's just, no. So who, okay, can I just ask, who had the idea to do a gay tour of Muslim countries? I know. Someone who wanted them to die?

I know who it was. It was the gays for Palestine. Have they ever been there? Into that fictitional place? You mean Gaza? Oh my gosh. 2,000 people. I'm fascinated with those stories,

so I'm going to keep it open because I feel like we're going to come back. Australian Space Agency reveals the origin of the mysterious space balls found on Queensland beaches. It's from the Guardian that had this. I didn't even know this was happening. but they are apparently, it's debris from a foreign rocket body that re-entered the atmosphere.

What if there's just like a giant space war happening? We don't even know it. Right? I mean, you're getting spaceballs that are just hitting beaches in Australia. Oh, it's just a rocket debris. Meanwhile, there's like an intergalactic battle of raging like miles above us. Who knows? A, let's see.

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Dana Lash with you. We're sitting here debating Charlize Theron, whether or not she's on the the Glipps. Why don't they call them that? The Glipps. Is that what the kids are calling it? Oh, I don't know if that's what their kids are calling it. I think she, we were talking about, what is it, Kelly, Arna Grande and who else? Charlie Staroni, Olivia Wilde.

I don't think Olivia Wilde had it, but I think Ariana Grande, that girl needs to eat. That girl needs to eat so bad. And she never needed to do them shots in the first place. I'm telling you. This, this is literally what we talked about, the whole break. Kane's like, look at this video. Look of it. And we had this huge debate, the whole break.

That's what we do. So we got the ongoing preliminary hearing. You're going to want to watch a substack, chapter and verse, to get stuff. Lorraine's been going through it every single day. And one of the things that she noted that I was looking at on break as well when when Kane and I were arguing about Charlize Theron and whether or not she was on the Glipps is the lawyer that was brought in is trying to create, I mean, the whole point of one of the whole point of this, of a part of, of this argument that this lawyer is employing is to try to create a doubt around the DNA evidence,

but the DNA evidence apparently, I mean, everything I've read, that's pretty damn rock solid, including apparently there was DNA on the towel that was used, apparently around the rifle. I don't, I read that and I'm like, do I want to file this away for later? I really don't. None of us needed to know that, but I'm just saying, apparently there is a lot of DNA evidence, lots and lots. So we're going to. be following all of that as it unfolds. But remember, it's not the trial. I think people think it's the trial, because I've had people email me even as late as yesterday asking about the trial, and it's not a trial. It's a preliminary hearing because some people were asking about why does it seem like they're

accepting certain things and, you know, the standard of evidence. The evidentiary standard, just a reminder, and a preliminary hearing is lower than that of the trial because you have probable cause and then you have beyond all reasonable doubt or beyond a reasonable doubt. And that's, So the evidentiary standard in a trial is higher. But this is what they're, they're just evaluating different pieces of evidence and how they're going to, basically how they're going to orchestrate this in the trial is what they're determining here, if that helps you understand the preliminary hearing.

But they played the furry trans lover, his deposition in court, his testimony played in court yesterday. And I mean, every single. There's a lot of stuff that's been debunked. That's all I'm going to say. A lot of stuff that's been debunked. Some other things to touch on as well as we get into some of this other. We were also discussing Iran.

POTUS says that the ceasefire is off for how long? For how long is it off? I think we all have questions. How long is the ceasefire off for? I mean, is it done done? I feel like we should be done done at this point. because they're just going to, is there going to be a step and repeat this entire time? It's going to be a step and repeat the whole time.

There's nothing that's going to get resolved from this. We can control the straight. There's nothing that can get resolved. Although now Trump says that after some of the latest strikes that now Iran wants to talk again. Are we going to reward them by sitting down and then go through this whole rigamarole all over again? I really hope not. And this, this is a silly piece. This is a little bit silly.

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It's too late now. I've just heard some stuff about, like, he apparently got some people fired if they didn't get the COVID shot, the clot shot. Yeah, apparently he was one of those guys. And I don't really want to think. think of like this about him because he doesn't seem like a jerk face in public and so i'm i'm prone to be more grace inclined for people who are not jerk faces in public if that makes sense but apparently so the whole his wife blake lively with that whole trial apparently he just came out looking horrible and that so i'm now i'm kind of inclined to not think as well of him anyway

I love what he's doing with Wrexham. It's fun to watch. And he owns that aviation gin, right? Which is on all the planes now. It used to be Tito's. Now it's like, well, I think on some planes it's aviation. Anyway, so the gin brand that he co-owns, they opened a bar in Portland, right? I reads the headline gin bar and distillery.

In Portland, that's an interesting place. Do you think Portland's like a gin-sigern? I like gin. I don't really drink a lot of, I don't really drink a lot, but if I have a cocktail, it has to be gin-based cocktail. I don't do vodka, and I do not do tequila, because tequila is crazy. Tequila, as my grandmother would say, is of the devil. It is of the devil.

So gin, a gin distillery, gin bar in Portland, right? You know, you want to open a business. It was the Aviation America's, aviation American gin. Aviation American Jins, Tasting Room and Visitor Center. They just held their last tasting already. It's a couple of weeks ago. Four years after it opened, they closed doors. It was open to promote his gin brand.

Reynolds himself once called it a Disneyland for adults. Now, the closure comes apparently amid a sales dump for the drinks giant that co-owns Aviation Gin with Reynolds, Diego. It's London-based. Their sales were done. down by 15% spirit sales, according to the spirit's business. Now, that was a part of it, but apparently also the crime. The crime is crazy. They said that not only was it a struggling struggling spirit sales for the parent company, but when your crime goes up in the area by like

30 plus percent, guess what? People aren't going to want to drive all the way down to your newly open restaurant, park in the parking lot, and it looks like a big parking lot. And the first thing that I see is, okay, if I can't carry in there, where can I park so I can get my gun quickly if I have to go and get it? You know what I mean? That's the major question. Nobody wants to do that. Nobody wants to deal with that stuff, so it closed. Do you think that's going to be enough? Because he's a leftist. Do you think that's going to be enough to make him not be a leftist? No. I think that these people can lose a certain amount of money. and they're still going to believe this leftist ideology

because they think it's more profitable to do that in the long term than to actually be true to the reality that exists around them. I don't know. You know, it just looks like a gimmick kind of establishment. I don't want to be mean about it, but doesn't it? It's like gimmicky. I'm not into like gimmicky type establishments, right? I'm just not like, for instance,

like there's the hot new thing right now is to open these prohibition era bars. These things take me off so bad. Here's why. Can I just, will you indulge me? It's Friday. You guys are all half drunk by the pool anyway. Or you just finished a work out and you're listening. Come on. Right. Or you're at work, you know, pretending to work and you're listening. So you get, there's a couple of these in our area. Can't know what I'm talking about. This is probably one of my biggest pet peeves in recreation. I put my peeves in different categories. So this is like recreation is probably a top peeve. Don't open a prohibition bar unless you're going to go full hog. And also it's stupid because alcohol is not prohibited. It's like a nostalgic. that we weren't even around to experience to claim as our own. So we're appropriating poorly this nostalgia. So you have these, there's one bar that, there's one of these, like, secret bars in the area that it's so secret.

You can book it on open table, but there's, like, no signage outside. And that's, like, the big thing. You have to know. It's like word of mouth. But the drinks are all sugary as all get out. And the bartenders only know how to make the seven drinks on the menu. And if they go off that, then, oh, my gosh, it's chaos. They don't know what's happening.

That's, you know, you can't be, you can't open a bar like that and then have an inexperienced. You can't have aOC behind the bar. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't get an aOC. You need somebody who knows the craft and can do math. And then there was one that opened, another one that opened that does advertise. And it's basically a windowless dark room with bad ventilation. So whatever you order that's fried, you come out smelling like that thing that's fried, right?

And the drinks aren't even prohibition era drinks. so it doesn't make any sense. It's just dumb. You should meet in a shack in a swamp somewhere with no AC, no ice, and have like, you know, a blues group play on the porch, the rickety old porch of planked wood that looks like it's been soaked in a swamp for 100 years before it was used and built this thing. If you want to be real and legit, that's what you got to do. You got to drive out the city. Don't think you're going to be walking up into a strip mall. I get so mad about this. Should I? You understand, right? It's annoying. Yes, it is. Have you been to either of the ones that I've told you about?

Yes, I have. Which one did you go to? The one that's in the middle of the hotel or the one that's not? No, the other one. Ah, yeah, yeah. And it wasn't, look, it wasn't bad. The people were great. But like you said, it's kind of, it's a niche, right? And only so many, you have a ceiling when it's a niche. Like, I want my gin delivered by a fast car with gunshots chasing it. You know what I mean? Like pulling up and throwing the gin on the rickety old porch and getting out of Dodge. If you're going to do it, then give the full experience. You know what I'm saying?

Like, bring the full experience. Don't bring this bougie county crap to me. No, I want to have a moderate fear of my life. You know, that's also part of the nostalgia. You're going to get busted any second. You know what I mean? I don't know if I want it to go that far. Oh, you don't want the real experience then?

No. It's all right. It's okay. Oh, all right. So the World Cup, what in the world is going on right now? Morocco got beat and all hell broke loose. Why don't they always like this? Not really. Wow. So the headline is anti-Semitic chance broke out in the Hague after Morocco got beat by France. But why were they screaming about Jews when France beat them?

Do they know where the Jews live, the Moroccans? Do they know? Has someone told them, has education yet gotten down there? They were saying all Jews are homos. And then Hamas, Hamas, Jews to the gas. This is what they were chanting. They were in the Hague's Shildersfik. That's actually correct, neighborhood.

And that's what they started doing. It is the Moroccan Dutch enclave. I can't even say some of the other stuff that they said. I can't say that. And then they were waving the Hamas flags. So are they, I don't understand what are they mad about? They're blaming the Jews for their defeat. Moroccans in the Netherlands are blaming Jews for their defeat to France.

France actually defeated someone. Yay, good look at them. Number one. Number two, not everything is the fault of the Jews people. I don't think, maybe the Moroccans, don't know where, where, this had nothing to do with Jews. I don't know why they think it did, but it doesn't. Maybe it's too far away for, you know that one girl in the Miss Teen USA when she was talking about the people in Africa with Maps, Kane? Maybe she's talking about these

people. You know, some people, they don't have things such as like maps and such as. Maybe she was talking about them. Can we just stop blaming all that, like for the, for instance, I got to, you might have noticed the difference. I've never purchased one of those before. It's the brush that has the heated element in it, but it's a brush. You're men. You guys have no idea what I'm talking about.

For the women, it's the brush that you plug in and you can heat and brush your hair at the same time. So I'm like really getting into that. Maybe you can tell. If I come in looking like a fruit cake, it's why. But I accidentally burn my hand because of the Jews. Because I was like, I guess I'm just going to touch.

And oh, my hand's broken. why did the Jews make me touch this hot brush? I mean, there were no, granted, there were no Jews in my bathroom, but I'm just saying, this is like the same thing. This is where we're going, every single thing. And I noticed this in my comments, too. I said something, what was it, about data centers earlier, and someone was like, yeah, blah, blah, blah, Jews.

I'm like, what does this have to do with any of that? Why are people's, why are they walking mental abortions? I feel like that's the only way to explain the, the, intelligence deficit of these people. I don't get it. We got Florida man who's smarter than these people who's coming up here as we move. Partners that will bring you the program. Long time partners of the show, Super Beach. You guys know the Super Beats are shoes, right? Super easy to take. Two chews tastes like candy. It's like the healthy, it's not candy, but I'll just call it. That's like the healthiest kind of candy you could ever have. Number one, beet brand in America for 10 straight years. Texas Born and Bread Company, Christian Conservative Company.

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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. Decisions. It's time for Florida man. Hoohoo. An unruly Florida woman was accused of huffing in her ride share, and she got arrested at the police station, because that's where they dropped her right off at. Oh, my gosh. This is crazy. It was in Port St. Lucy.

So this ride chair driver brought this nitrous oxide huffing passenger right to the police doorstop. It happened right outside their front doors in the parking spaces that were used by the police public information team. So apparently, officers were called Wednesday to the department's parking lot, apparently. And they approached the vehicle to investigate. And that's when they found 37-year-old Pamela Molina actively inhaling gas, like right in front of them. And she refused lawful command. She resisted efforts to be safely removed from the car. So you know, that means they had to drag her out by her hair.

And the, she was taken out of the vehicle, arrested without further incident. But what's funny is that she was doing this in the ride chair. And the ride chair was like, yeah, I'm not even messing with this yet. So tipped off police and drove her right to the police station, not to her destination, right to the police station. So I would too. She got rule unruly, but then she was subdued. So there you go. Let's see. We also have a Florida man that carried a flaming propane tank and a knife-wielding Florida man who also had a flaming propane tank and set a restaurant on fire. This is crazy. He carried this tank through a Tampa restaurant. Oh, he was, was he dual-weed wielding knives? How was he carrying a propane tank? A propane tank?

Yeah, I saw it. Propane. I saw one through. I wouldn't go near a propane tank that's on fire. He's carrying it around. Carrying it around, like on video. He's on the CCTV footage. It was about eight, almost nine of the morning on Tuesday, Hillsborough County in Florida. The deputies responded to a report of an assault or battery in progress at this Tampa restaurant, according to the report. When deputies arrived, they found the restaurant filled with smoke, flames from the propane tank outside of the building also on fire. I can't believe he didn't blow up. So they told him drop the night that you can hear all them yelling it on the video.

he had grabbed two knives and charged at several people inside the restaurant. He cut a woman on the wrist and she tried to intervene. Why would you do that? According to WFLA TV. Then he cut a gas line connected to a grill, grabbed their propane tank, and then started setting everything on fire. So 53-year-old Rubio

was arrested, charged with first-degree arson of an occupied structure, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, criminal mischief by causing more than $1,000 in damage and several other things. First-degree arson of an occupied structure, all of this. So he's, yeah, he's going to be serving some time.

I don't see this guy just like walking away from that. No, not going to happen. Also, we've got a couple more minutes. A Florida man dumped a backpack full of human waste on an ex-girlfriend after she cheated. I mean, I don't really feel bad for her. Daniel Neumick was charged with domestic batterer. Oh, the strangulation's bad. Don't strangle nobody.

He choked his girlfriend and then dumped a backpack full of feces, urine, and hot sauce on her. Oh, Lord. Was it all mixed together? That's disgusting. How do you get that? He was absolutely taken. Of course he was taken to jail. Absolutely taken to jail.

His backpack, not so much. We have a lot more on the way. Stick with us. Like sands through the hourglass. So are the days of the United States. Oh, it's Katie Perry's new video where she's jumping around in a romper. And Justin Trudeau is jumping around like a fruitcake in the background. I mean, you couldn't even find pavement to where there's not a giant stain in the back of it, like a big oil stain.

So Katie Perry is so cringe to me because I think she's so fake. And also, I was telling Kane that there's this, I think it's a weird thing. And it's a brilliant, it would be a really good psychological study in terms of marketing and consumerism. How, if you look at these artists, these female artists that really plugged into a zeitgeist at a particular time and were able, like women. went from high school to college to adulthood with them, Katie Perry was not able to successfully transition through all of those different phases in life. And her audience started just sloughing off, like they just started falling away. Beyonce's did too. In fact, there was a very interesting article that came out a year ago getting into how her tour sales weren't the same,

because it's very similar with audiences. And Taylor Swift is the only one that's been kind of successful at navigating that, but she's also starting to feel it as well, mainly because you cannot be looked at as being in this state of arrested development, right? I mean, women grow up and they get married and they have kids and they come moms and they get older and they go through perimenopause and they go through all of this stuff, right? You can't always stay as, you know, Britney, high school Britney Spears aesthetic. It's just something that doesn't work, right? And I don't think that anyone has ever telegraph that to Katie Perry. You've, you've to evolve. Adel evolved. Look at Adele. Adel doesn't, I mean, she does residency and has no problem selling tickets.

Celine Dion, a lot of these, like Christina Aguilera, I would even say. But that's because they don't stay locked into that infantilized version of who they are. Like they've outgrown that. I think that that's pretty, and also her, Katie Perry's music is just bad. I'm just not my jam. You know what I mean, though? But Justin Trudeau, jumping around in the background, was really cringe. He went from leading Canada, being the prime minister to this. He's jumping around in a Katie Perry video. I feel like that's the rebound from Orlando Bloom because he didn't want to stay with her. That's what it really feels like. But I might be looking way too much into that because the Daily Mail sidebar. But I do digress. So coming up, crack is whack, y'all. The latest with crazy conspiracy theories, the latest of the prelim hearing. This is the last day for it. We also have Iran. And I have a couple of insane stories for you. Oh, they are insane. They're insane. You don't want to miss.

Second hour on the way. Stick with us. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. It's funny, you know, I just played Depeche Mode coming in, and I saw a picture of Wimbledon. And I think it was Andy Fletcher with Dave Gahan that were at Wimbledon. And you know how everybody dresses and, like, light colors and, you know, all this. No, no, sorry, at Wimbledon.

They were at World Cup match. What am I thinking? They were at a World Cup match and everyone had their team's jerseys on except for Andy and Dave Dave Gahan and Andy Fleck. They were in black because they're Depeche Mode.

They're not going to wear team colors. They were all in black. It just cracked me up. I had to share that with you. All right, all right, all right. Let's get to the headlines. We've got this California teen lost his entire hand.

Why did you give this to me just some my mom will text me about this story later? A teen lost his whole hand during a dumb fireworks game outside of an in-and-out burger. His whole hand, 18 years old, he was playing with a firework. Nader Hannah graduated from high school three days earlier,

met up with his twin brother in France. Like, literally, they, Nader. Well, no, also for a minute, I was like, graduated in July? No, it was into June. That's still late. They grab food, set off fireworks in the parking lot, which they do, apparently, on a lot of summer nights. You know, I don't mind them engaged in harmless fun.

They're not out there gangbanger or selling drugs. but can you please not hold the firework while it blows up in your hand? Because that's what happened. Apparently a classmate handed this dude a firework. They said it was about the size of a tennis ball and it exploded almost immediately after he lit it. And he said my hand took the whole blow. I looked

down and I didn't see a hand. It disintegrated. So now he just has a stump. That's crazy. They were not able to save his hand, but they were able to save the wrist. They think that the firework was faulty. But investigators said this was an illegal firework.

Yeah, this is not one of California's safe and legal. Safe and sane is what they call them. Really, California? I mean, they allow needles and feces everywhere. You're going to allow them to determine what's a safe. No, no, no. Let's see. A hungry seagull ate three hot dogs at a game,

and after eating he was so heavy that he actually couldn't fly away. That Siegel needs some Mozambic. So the witnesses said the bird consumed hot dogs during the hot dog hysteria at the game. It was Vermont Lake Monster. game in Burlington, and the food was left unattended for like a minute. The Siegel tried to flee the scene, but it was weighted down because of its fat backside and was not able to fly away.

Fat Siegel. That could be like a flock of Seagull's tribute, but like done in a foxy style. Fat Seagull. Instead of flock, it's just one of them and it's fat. Fat Siegel. Plasma Cannon. Teens charged after a homemade plasma cannon fire damaged Smith High. Wow. First off, how did you make that? I want to know.

An 18-year-old, two 18-year-olds were arrested and taking a Guilford County jail. They're charged with felony breaking or entering explosives on an educational property. Well, as a homemade plasma cannon, I immediately want them in honors classes. Because if they're making plasma cannons, these are people that I want, like, working on weapons in the future. Stick with us.