The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - BONUS: Iran Recovery Mission Leaker REVEALED

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

The Iranians falsely claim that the ceasefire included Lebanon to protect their terrorist groups. The media member who leaked the details of the US recovery mission of a downed pilot has been identified. The White House confirms Lebanon is NOT part of the ceasefire. Dana exposes how the “Dignity Act” sponsored by multiple GOP members is an undercover amnesty bill.Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Relief Factorhttps://www.ReliefFactor.com or call 800-4-RELIEFRelief Factor is your simple first step toward feeling better—start the 3-Week QuickStart for just $19.95. PreBornhttps://www.PreBorn.com/Dana or Dial #250 and say “BABY”Preborn helps make a life-changing difference for mothers and babies in crisis. Sponsor an ultrasound for just $28, or five for $140.Noble Goldhttps://NobleGoldInvestments.com/DanaSchedule a free gold strategy session now and stay ahead of the curve.GhostBedhttps://GhostBed.com/DANAGhostBed has the cooling luxury mattress you need for deep sleep use code DANA for the lowest prices of the season + an extra 10% off sitewide.Patriot Mobilehttps://PatriotMobile.com/DANA or call 972-PATRIOTSwitch to Patriot Mobile in minutes—keep your number and phone or upgrade, then take a stand today with promo code DANA for a free month of service!HumanNhttps://Humann.com/DanaSupport your heart health with SuperBeets Heart Chews Zero Sugar now Buy 2 get 1 Free.  Visit today to learn how to get a Free 30-day supply. Byrnahttps://Byrna.com/DanaMake 2026 the year you protect your family with solid options—Get the Byrna today.Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite

Welcome to the program. What you're dealing with is an insane amount of misinformation that deals with who was party to this, not really an agreement, the approach to an agreement, the framework, and who wasn't. And you're hearing a lot about Lebanon, because Lebanon, as you know, Israel's neighbor to the north, decided that they were going to full on start launching rockets towards Lebanon or towards Israel from Lebanon. They were going to start launching rockets over towards Israel. And this was, you know, right after we had the initial strikes on Iran. Now, Lebanon is not Israel.

Last I checked, King, correct? It's not Israel. It's not Israel. And so this is not a part of it. that can be, I mean, they're not privy to this. They're not privy to this at all right now. And so, as a result, you have Hezbollah in southern Lebanon that's attacking their neighbors to the south. This was after the first strikes in Iran.

So Israel responded as one would when they were attacked, right? I mean, if someone's attacking you in your home, are you going to respond? Are you going to sit there? No, no. you're going to respond. It's just the way it is. So as a result of Israel responding, Iran has decided, well,

we're going to pretend, we're going to retcon them into existence. We're going to retcon Lebanon into existence as part of this agreement. And that's just not, I mean, they were never part of the agreement. it wasn't even mentioned as part of the agreement by the president of the United States. It wasn't even part of it. So this whole thing is just nonsense. They're trying to. Iran is trying to insist that Lebanon is part of this so they can protect their terror group friends.

That's the whole point of it. They want to protect their terror group friends. They want to be able to protect Hezbollah and Hezbollah's actions, their terror is. actions, and they want to retcon them into existence as being somehow part of this agreement that they were never part of. And so if you're a subscriber, like I said, I did a deep dive on that yesterday. Now, as it pertains to a couple of other things, the leaking with the pilot with in Iran, apparently they got the guy last night. Cash Patel said FBI and our partners have arrested a former Socom employee who supported our top-level military warfighters for allegedly

transmitting classified information to a member of the media. Apparently it was in Charlotte. They said outstanding work, et cetera. So they apparently got the guy who, or the person who was leaking. And there's a question on, you know, you got free speech and you've got leaks and you've got all, you know, all this stuff. But there's a question, you know, if you're talking about hampering. the military and compromising the safety and security of the military, that turns into a big

question as to whether or not that's a journalistic exercise or not. But they said, we got him. It was that missing, they got the guy who was leaking about the missing pilot because that's when, remember Iran was, they were looking for him. 7,000 feet stuck in a crevasse with just a pistol and a prayer. as it was reported. So they were able to find the guy, but I mean, they had to fight against the media. They had to fight against the left. They had a fight against Iran looking for them. So this is, there's a lot of, a lot of pieces, a lot of moving pieces in this. And it really does

feel like the administration's not just having to deal with Iran, but they're also having to deal with some of the people that are in the coalition that aren't necessarily conservatives. and they're not Republicans, but they're in the coalition, and they're creating problems now because they're undermining POTUS. So he's fighting all of them, and he's also dealing with NATO. So the Wall Street Journal had this piece last night discussing the administration looking at punishment for NATO countries that didn't support the U.S. response in Iran. It said that U.S. troops could be shifted towards alliance members

that are actually that have remained in the president's good graces. So they're considering a plan, is what I'm saying, to punish some of the members of the NATO alliance, I think there should be a penalty. There absolutely should be a penalty. You already had France that sided with Russia and China. You had France that sided with Russia and China. And then you had the leaders, I saw this this morning. We had a number of these European leaders that were released a joint state.

statement on this situation in Iran. You had France, Italy signed it as well, Germany, the UK, Canada, Romania, Denmark, Iceland, the Netherlands, Sweden, Slovakia, Greece, Spain, Norway, where there are a bunch of socialists and they're committing Sepaku up there, Finland, even Japan, along with the EU. Now, some of the reasons that some sign was because they're just posturing. Others, they're signing it because they just don't like the United States. It was all signed by the leaders of these respective. nations. Of this list, the only ones that I would have anything to do with are Italy and Japan. Everyone else can go pound the deepest sand in the Sahara. They don't get a say. In fact, I think that, you know, Trump should say, you know what I would do if I were Trump. I'd say, yeah, go ahead. Let's have tolls. I charge a million dollars a barrel. Go ahead. Because you know how many barrels are loaded on some of these tankers. Go ahead and charge a million dollars a barrel. I would structure the most advantageous deal possible to Iran just to bend NATO and Europe over a barrel and brutalize them viciously on the international stage and let everyone witness their shame.

That's what I would do. And then walk away because we don't get anything out of that. That straight is meaningless to us. We just don't like China and we want to box China out. We get it that, you know, podcasts to stand on those low-tiflacid morons have an obsession with crusty old Alexander Dugan because they're trying to remake Bacabazi in the style of Russian communism.

I get that. But still, you know, the whole point is about boxing out China. And so maybe he should do something like that, Cain. I would do that. I feel like Aldo the Apache from Unglorious Bastards. I'd take that deal. Would you take that deal? Oh, I'd take that deal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm looking at. I mean, just to spite them, we don't need it. You have a bunch of sniveling anemic, just ridiculous. little Europeans over there that live on the generosity of the United States taxpayer. We have bailed their asses out and wiped them up every single conflict. We have helped them out in the Falklands War. We've helped them out with Ukraine.

We've helped them out with their own little civil conflicts. We have been there to wipe their noses and dry their tears as we have ascended to become the dominant force on this sphere. And the thanks that we get from these questionably, sentient, absolute, just, they're nothing more, these people are nothing more than epitaphs of a lost dead society that was better than they are, and they've been allowed to decay in the, in the luxury and the legacy bought by those before them. And the only thing that we get from them is condemnation for keeping them free this entire time. And now they have the audacity to say that they don't like how we keep them free. The hand that is fed doesn't like how the hand feeds it.

Seriously? That sounds like a them problem, not an us problem. You know, I've never been, I've never been against NATO, but at this point, I don't see the purpose of it. Because right now, it's just a waste. It's just an absolute waste of resource and power. It's a waste of our valuable resources here in the United States. It's a waste of power. It's a waste of our time. It's all just performative nonsense at this point. That's all it is. So they said, well, we must have a goal to negotiate a swift and lasting end of the war. Well, you know what doesn't help with that? Cutting little side deals to get your oil and gas with Iran because you're such a gluttonous

people that you don't even have enough reserves up. You don't even have enough in your reserves. I don't think that anybody in Europe should ever look down their nose at the United States again. In fact, I'm going to be snotty on steroids about it. I don't know if you've seen me on X, but God help you if you're a foreigner and you dare wait into my mentions and try to sit here and lecture me about stuff my country does. I will slice and dice you like a butcher. I'm so tired of these dumb foreigners that are trying to weigh in to United States politics.

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What is it, Wang Chung? Yeah, you can't hear Wing Chung and not be like, yep, that's. That was a good one. Just saying. All right. Let's see. Oh, but I didn't close this thing out, which I probably did. We're going to get into, well, I got to, we're going to talk about this amnesty bill that's, believe it or not, actually being co-sponsored by a Republican here.

I know. We mentioned it a little bit briefly yesterday, but it's wandering through the process in Capitol Hill. And we're going to discuss that because it absolutely is amnesty. Also, birth control for men, apparently, protects, prevents. pregnancy and apparently is safe and can be reversed. Or just like paid attention to your cycles and stuff like that. I'm just saying. I don't know how I feel about that.

They said that because women do shoulder most of the, well, depending on, you know, prophylactics. But they said now apparently they're looking for one for dudes. Let's see. Oh my gosh. A woman was charged with manslaughter after a man drowned during baptism. I mean, female pastors stop. No. This is why.

I'm slightly joking. Not really. But Robert Smith, 61, not of the cure, during a baptism ceremony held in Birmingham, Britain, he apparently drowned. You know, you've got to bring them up from the water. They can't just stay down there in it. They've got to come back up. So the family's suing, apparently it was three years ago when this happened, and they're suing the woman who apparently was involved with baptizing him. they said negligent manslaughter because she was a pastor and apparently that's a first. I mean, I've never heard of something like that. Also, we all knew this, that Egypt was full of Christians long before Islamists came and colonized it and then sold everybody into slavery and created slavery.

An ancient monastery dating to the dawn of Christianity was uncovered in an Egyptian desert, according to officials, the Ministry of Tourism and Antiquities announced that in March that the monastery had been found in, well, part of the desert. That's the important part. It's a mud brick building. They found a lot of artifacts in there. We have a lot more in store. Stick with us.

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The Dignidad Act, it has a Spanish name. We're going to talk about that in a moment. But I saw this, and this is incredibly important. So apparently this is new. Lebanon has rejected Iran negotiating on its behalf. Very interesting, because, you know, we opened the show discussing the timeline and how you had the president who came out with a statement saying that specifically, it was discussing Iran in response to Iran, said nothing about Lebanon.

And then less than an hour later, the Prime Minister of Pakistan says, oh, yes, the United States has agreed and, oh, Lebanon's part of it. They're part of the ceasefire. That was never agreed to or even put forward by the administration. And that was further clarified and confirmed by the White House, cut 23. They corrected that lie immediately. Thank you. Danny.

Thanks, Karen. Would President Trump like to see Lebanon included in this peace deal? As you know, there's been increased Israeli strikes on Lebanon today with dozens of casualties there. Sure. Lebanon is not part of the ceasefire. That has been relayed to all parties involved in the ceasefire. As you know, Prime Minister Netanyahu put out a statement last night in support of the ceasefire, in support of the United States' efforts.

And he's also assured the President, they'll continue to be a helpful partner throughout the course of the next two weeks. weeks. Now remember we last, if you missed this last hour, you can go back and listen to the podcast as well. Remember that with the timeline of this, POTUS came out and said, you know, I'm holding off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran. He didn't mention Lebanon when he was talking about this, the agreement, and it's not an agreement to end hostilities. This is just a framework of an agreement to get to the negotiating table. There's a lot of people that don't know what the hell is going on here and they're trying to tell you wrong information because they don't know what's happening. Now, Pakistan's prime minister, less than an hour later, came out and said, oh, no,

the U.S. has agreed, and its allies have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere, including Lebanon. That was never part of it. So the country that harbored Osama bin Laden, excuse me, and their prime minister, Shabash Sharif, lied. Shariq, Shariq, lied. Pakistan was only involved in this to help get Iran to the negotiating table, not to broker a final agreement. That's what Wikov, Kushner, and others are actually flying out to the Middle East to do right now. Pakistan was just there to bring Iran to the negotiating table. Now Sharif is acting like, no, no, no, we're brokering this whole thing. He has mucked it all up.

He came out with a lie. And then Pakistani media, Iranian media, Russia Today, the Qatari Al Jazeera, they all began running this lie. because they're trying to bully the president into making, into compromising. And they also are trying to make it look like he doesn't have any credibility. Because look, now he's going to pretend that Lebanon's not included. It was never included. It was never included. And so this really kind of made a mess of things, this lie, this narrative.

Iran wanted Lebanon to be involved. because Hezbollah, which is in southern Lebanon, has been firing rockets. By the way, there's more video of them loading up and firing rockets at Israel this morning. They want to protect Hezbollah. So Iran wants to protect its terror proxy, and they're trying to retcon all the discussions to act like it was part of the deal when it never was. And then now that's why this is interesting. Lebanon, and this is Middle Eastern media that's reporting this,

multiple Middle Eastern media, including Al-Montor. They said Lebanon is rejecting Iran negotiating on its behalf. The Prime Minister of Lebanon says only Beirut handles talks. And it's also interesting to note that the Prime Minister of or actually the, yeah, the Prime Minister of Lebanon came out and said that Israel was doing very targeted strikes. And if they were trying to annihilate, you know, everybody there, they would, they would have. They're going after Hezbollah specifically. because Lebanon has a Hezbollah problem. Lebanon could do a little bit more to disarm and disable Hezbollah, but they haven't, so this is the result.

But they said, but the prime minister, Noav Salaam, said, no, no, no, negotiations are solely done by the Lebanese state. And he was saying this is only done in Beirut that Iran has, they just pretty much threw all this back at Iran's face. Now, how many of the people that have been promoting the lie that Lebanon was, was included as a way to make Trump look like a liar and cost him credibility and try to convince you to be against this response, how many of them are going to go back and correct their lies? None of them, because they're just like legacy media. In fact, legacy media at least has the FCC overseeing it, whereas these digital whores do not. Very interesting.

So keep all of this on your burners, on your stove top. Keep all of this up there because this is going to change, especially as the negotiations start progressing, and we see what's up. This is going to start changing. And I mean, at some point, maybe they'll get an agreement. But I just don't think that they're going to. I don't think that Iran is going to. I don't think Iran is they're trying to wear down the United States by convincing all of our European allies to stand against us. And Europe is weak and indulgent and worthless. It's true. It's very disappointing. Beautiful countryside, great, rich history. But what is the point of a history if there's nothing that you're doing in modern era

that is upholding the values of that history? It's just an epitaph at that point. So, I mean, we've degraded the power projection of Iran, but how it comes down to Hormuz, we'll see. Now, a couple of other things that I want to touch on. We've got, oh boy. I don't know if we've learned. I don't know if we've learned with some of this stuff.

Let's get into this immigration issue. I mean, amnesty issue, excuse me. It is Maria Salazar's Dignity Act, which is an Amnesty Act. And it's rough because, and by the way, Byron Donald's apparently co-sponsored this bill. That's a disappointment. Because people have been reading the bill, and it is absolute amnesty. I mean, there's no other way to discuss it. It's just straight up amnesty.

This, pull this up. It is the Dignity Act. The bill includes provisions to establish taxpayer-funded regional processing centers in third world countries designed for, quote-unquote, family reunification. That's under Section 1503 screening and processing in Western Hemisphere. Huh. Huh. Can you know what that sounds like? Sounds like amnesty. Sure it does. That sounds like amnesty 100%. It's bad. It is really bad.

And she's getting a lot of, and she's a Republican. I mean, she's a Republican. I'm looking at this bill, and I was going through it last night. you in fact it grants conditional lawful permanent resident status to all illegal aliens and this is these are the criteria who quote have been continuously this is starts on page 162 continuously present in the united states since january 1st of 2021 if they entered before they turned 18 um if they had like certain education or whatever and if they can pass a criminal background check how are you passing a criminal background check when you just committed a crime injury illegally. And section 2102, subsection B3, DACA recipients, DACA's the deferred action childhood arrival, they get fast-tracked for green card status.

Kane, does that sound like mass amnesty to you? A little bit. But wait, there's more. So beginning on page, hang on, do my notes. This is two, bottom of two, they're going into 204, 204. If illegal aliens don't qualify for the Dream Act, and they were present since December 31st, 2020,

if they pay $1,000 restitution fee, and they pass a background check and they don't have any felonies, then they get a deferred removal for seven years, and they're authorized to work and travel fully throughout the United States. So what they're saying is they call it the Dignity Act because they want to grant a dignity status. This is like Barack Obama wrote this.

So they're giving, they've created a whole other, a whole other status that you can renew like in perpetuity. And you get work and travel authorization. Right? and anybody who qualifies for it, any chance that their deportation is entirely suspended. This literally would end all mass deportations in the United States. And it is being pushed by a Republican. Maria Salazar and apparently Byron Donald's is co-sponsoring it.

I mean, there, so yeah, Democrats, so, say what you just put in in slack. So Democrats led in millions upon millions. of illegals and rhinos on the Republican side want to get them all budding in line in front of the people who've done it correctly and they're currently waiting in line? I have a friend who has been waiting for a handful of years who works in the United States has fulfilled all of the obligations, even returns back, like in order to satisfy the requirements of the working conditions. Like you have to go back to your home country every, what is it, like every couple of months or something like that. fulfills all of that and has been waiting because they want to become an American citizen. And they have been doing, I mean, this has been like a five-year thing, five years.

And then their visa is going to be expiring soon and they're going to have to reapply. And our friend was joking like, well, maybe I should just come over illegally. I'm like, honestly, that almost might, I mean, I'm not going to tell anybody to do that. But if, I mean, this is how stupid this is. He's been trying to do it legally this entire time. and how crazy is it that he could go back to Mexico, go over the Rio illegally, and then self-deport and then get expedited three weeks back.

By the way, that's the other thing that's happening. If you self-deport, then there's another guy who's already been, if he's a pastor, I can't remember what state, came back within three weeks and was immediately like fast-track. So we were joking with our friend. I mean, this is, do you know how many? And this is a person that we want here. he wants to create businesses and has been like really like he has a business degree and all

of this stuff like really wants to add to the tech I'm all about adding to tax base I'm all about bringing in like valuable business in how insane is that and his visa is going to be expiring so he's going to have to go back and do it all again and five years been waiting for this and now the Republican Party through the stupid dignity bill they're going to end mass deportation and they're going to, I mean, I've read the damn thing. I've literally, I'm looking at the notes that I've highlighted and sent to myself in a Google Doc and I have screenshots of the damn thing. That is the, that's the proposal. That is the law. I am reading verbatim from this. It is full on amnesty. And any Republican that tells you it is not is a shameful, evil liar.

shame on them for that demonic behavior of lying to you about what's in this bill. That is shameful. And then they have the audacity like Maria Salazar has the audacity to start going off on people who are disagreeing with this. You have this. She was talking about this on TV. One has this queued up. Listen. We give them dignity.

At some point in the future, another legislator will write a, another law to give them. Yeah, how do they not have dignity? Right now, what we need to do is to buy peace for these people, allow them to stay, to continue. We don't have to do anything. We don't have to do anything. We don't have to buy peace for these people. They could do it the correct way, the way that so many people we know have done it. Everybody that I know who has done this the right and legal way, they're the ones who get punished, basically. And then, these people get the red carpet thrown out for them. Does that sound like you're actually being welcome to immigrants if your big thing is

pretending to love immigrants? That you're actually almost, you have a punitive process for the people who you want in this country who desperately they understand, they want to adapt to freedom, they want to assimilate into freedom, they want to be a part of the American family. Doesn't it sound like, it seems like that's punitive? All the things that, you know, the way that we have, them operate and then we just roll out the red carpet for people who come here legally. This is a damn Republican doing it.

Republicans doing it. This is, you know what? I know people are all like, but Israel, shut up. This is the big threat. You keep doing stuff like this, Republicans. You won't have another 250 celebration. Hell, you won't even get to 275. Are companies finally starting to stand up to AI?

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fake. The deputy checked his patrol car. Nothing was wrong. Surveillance showed nothing. Nobody had approached it. So they issued a warrant for the guy's arrest. By the way, they found him in San Juan. He ran away to San Juan, but they, God, him. Now he faces charges of fabricating physical evidence, making a false report to law enforcement. Wow. Unlawful use of a two-way communication device, dear heavens, giving false information, blah, blah, blah. He's held on $7,000 bond, Seminole County. Why would you do that? Why? For TikTok, probably. Yeah, I mean, that's so dumb, just so dumb. A Florida man, tourists were charged after hauling a dead alligator strapped to the roof of the car.

This is like Chevy Chase family vacation vibes. You know what I mean? The guy, he's of New York. It was in Florida. So he's a tourist in Florida. They said, oh, we picked it up. We found it as rolled kill, and we wanted to have it taxidermied.

So they had it on top of the car. They said, well, we didn't, apparently they finally had to admit they knew it was illegal to take possession of this gator. They bonded out of jail. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States.

And redone. Point State Park. Oh, yes. Everybody okay? We are all fine. You okay? Everyone is fine. This is such an exciting announcement that the world is falling apart over.

Betsy Rosses over here freaking out. So this was apparently Josh Shapiro. They were on, they were talking about the Constitution. They were on stage and they were getting ready, you know, the 250th celebration of America. They're announcing their concert series. Who's he on stage with guys dressed up as? guys dressed up as Franklin, Betsy Ross. Oh, the other guy's just in a suit.

Okay, never mind. So just, I was like, who's this other feller? It's just him. He's in a, well, because I saw the back of his head, you know what I mean? And I'm like, oh, he's got that Ben Franklin skull it. Okay. I'm not mean that to be mean. But apparently the backdrop fell down and hit Josh Shapiro.

Or he almost got hit by the falling backdrop. There's just something. There's something to this. I'm just saying. But interesting. Did Kamala Harris go and cut it? Did Democrats, were they back there cutting the strings on it? I'm wondering.

I'm just curious. I'm just asking for myself and a few million friends. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So apparently the LAPD got hacked also. hackers stole and leaked sensitive documents, personnel files, internal affairs, investigations,

et cetera. One of the people, a group who hosts the data said, blah, blah, blah, there was a group called World Leaks behind the data breach. Why can't we do this for like all of the fraud, all of our money that's being used for like

early leering centers and all of that other stuff? I'm just, you know, I'm very curious. Why can't we just use it for that instead of this? A mother and toddler escaped after their car plunged into the Ocho Ketchi River. Oshua Kwechi River. Quichi. Oshua Quetchi.

Can Elizabeth Warren pronounce it? I'm made of jokes right now about that. This is terrifying. You know I watched a whole video. So I have a thing where I like to watch videos about survival techniques in very odd situations, whether it is a car in the water or falling out of an airplane or. a bear is a bear attack. Like, if you're falling out of an airplane without a parachute, you're pretty much screwed.

But, you know, there's like a 0.8% chance that you won't be. Maybe. So you're saying there's a chance. Yeah. But firefighters say mother and her young son, your car ended up submerged in this river Monday afternoon. Her two-year-old son was strapped in the backseat. The mom got him out. They were holding onto the vehicle as it was floating downstream, and they were able to get to shore.

Thankfully, they're okay. They're trying to figure out what caused the crash, because it was a crash. I mean, she like slid and fell in and plunged into the river. That's crazy. Yeah, okay, so here we are another, we got another instance of, you can't be drunk on a horse in Kentucky. What? I thought this is America. The horse isn't drunk.

Now, if the horse is drunk, okay. But the horse isn't drunk. The horse isn't going to go and cause a problem. A 48-year-old Kentucky man was arrested in charge with operating a vehicle that is not, of motor vehicle and being under the influence in Bowling Green. So now the guys, he apparently also had a liquor store bag tied to the horse's saddle.