The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - BONUS: Iran Reveals Their Demands To President Trump

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

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Welcome to the program, B'an Alash, with you. We have a number of, I don't know, we get some weird things to unpack today. And getting into the latest with Iran, because as you know, Trump laid out his, he put down what he expects from Iran. And Iran has issued their own list of demands as well. So Trump had, I think this was, I guess it was yesterday that he put it out. It's a, he had a 15 point peace plan. And then now Iran is saying, hold up, wait a second. We have our own.

We have our own. They don't, but it's not a peace plan. And they will, and by peace plan, they mean we want to still be able to do all of the stuff that we're doing without any kind of consequence at all whatsoever. We, we want to, we still want to be able to enrich uranium. Because, you know, it's just strictly for peaceful power purposes, you know. That's why we need it. enriched to the level of, you know, 60% and beyond. So that's where we are.

So they responded. They have a list of their own little demands. They want all U.S. bases closed. They said that they want the closure of U.S. bases. They sent this plan, and it was apparently Washington, the plan that the administration sent was modeled on his Gaza plan. And now they sent their own. and they want the closure of bases, all bases in the Middle East.

Well, that's not going to happen because they're terrorists. They don't get to make demands because they've had their naval fleet destroyed. That's gone. They really have no way to respond militarily. We have air supremacy. They don't get to make demands. They can accept our request or nothing. That's it.

That's it. It's just it's it's they don't get to make they don't get to negotiate. We went through this with Obama Biden. We're done with the negotiations. We're finished. They don't get to do this anymore. But I see people, let me pull this link up. Did you guys see this piece that came out yesterday?

And they are really pushing dissent from people like McChrystal. I don't know if you guys saw this. This was one of the things that was bubble. up yesterday. And they also had Mattis, and a lot of veterans are coming out and saying, well, they disagree with Mattis on this, including my friend Joey Jones. But they've had McChrystal go out. They had Madison. And they've really, we talked about Mattis a little bit yesterday. Stanley McChrystal, they had a rolling stone piece on him. And he had given an interview to the New York Times. and on the cover, I think, what is it? Rolling Stone, they had, you remember they did this piece on him back in 2010.

And it said the runaway general, the profile that brought down McChrystal, right? Now remember, maybe you remember, Rolling Stone was, is the magazine that ran that rape hoax where they went after the UVA fraternity. They also gave one of the Boston bombers, the teen beat treatment on the cover of their publication. So, of course, you know, they would do something like this. But they went after him, or Stanley McChrystal went after Heggseth, Suck Ward in the New York Times, saying, quote, he was disappointed by the current atmosphere that is communicated from the top, saying that elite operators weren't braggadocious and, quote, didn't beat their chest.

He literally went to Rolling Stone to run his mouth. McChrystal did. I don't really think that McChrystal gets to say, talk about braggadocious. He went to Rolling Stone to run his mouth. That's why you got in trouble, if you remember. I also feel like some of these people don't remember people like Patton and others. I mean, there's always been that. There's no problem with it.

Is it effective? Yes, I think it's effective. Do we need to be, do we need that to be effective right now? Actually, I kind of think we do. These were people who looked the other way when you had people in the military who were dressing in full on men, dressing in skirts and full on makeup. and full-on makeup going through. You guys remember that.

But this, but agging braggadocious is bad, but dressing up being, you know, full on, demanding even surgery for a transition, that's, that was okay. This is bad. They're going after everything that's related to this to Iran. There is a faction. There is definitely an op.

They want the country to fail. And I was thinking about this When I saw this, I didn't watch All of it I was looking at the transcript Because gosh, I cannot sit Oh, can I just Podcast Destan does the same damn show

Every single day Every day they do the same show What are we going to talk about today? Podcast to Stan Hey, let's talk about How everything's the fault of the Jews Is that the same or different than yesterday?

No, it's the same thing What are we going to talk about today Podcast? The same, well, how about everything's fault of the Jews? Oh, and Cutter's awesome And we love Sharia. damn, that sounds like the left. They do the same show every single day. And then they all get, and they host each other on each other's shows so they don't have to go anywhere else. And then

they also feed the algorithm. That's what that's all about. So they go, they go on each other's shows. They do the same show every day. And I noticed, that's why I can't, I can't listen to it. It's just all garbage. But I read this transcript, excuse me, from Tucker, where he was, and we played some of it yesterday where he was saying, oh, well, you know, Western cities. You're not going to find a Western city. You're not going to find such a great Western city, et cetera, et cetera. You know, and he was trying to compare it to the Middle East. And I keep thinking, this is somebody who sounds like they hate America. What happened to the, to the tugger that loved America? I mean, just what was it? In his book that he had ghost written, everybody, apparently so many of these people

ghost write their books, the discussion that he was having about China in one of his books, he was saying, oh, you can't live with China being a major power. It was a threat that should be isolated. That's what he was saying in April of 23. It's a threat that should have been isolated. This was back April 2023. And then now he's saying that the United States should share power with China and that we live in a mulberry. multi-polar world? That's maddening. That's insane. I just, I think, I mean, it seems like he's had a genuine change of heart and doesn't like America. It sounds like he talks like somebody that doesn't like America. I mean, he used to think, like I said, that it was bad to have China

be a dominant force or a major power in this. globe. And now he doesn't think that at all. Now he's saying, no, no, no, we should share power. We should share power with China. And what are you going to get out of it? This idea of, this goes back to this multipolarity that we've been talking about, the battle for the soul of the right. We'll talk a little bit more about this. But to see these people like McChrystal go out and attack SEC war in New York Times to see Mattis. He was at an energy conference. I don't even know why he decided to say that at an energy conference. My friend Johnny Joey Jones was remarking to some of it because they were, Mattis was quoted by media of saying that it was it, you know, kind of idiocy to go

to war against Iran, saying that the demands were delusional. This is just mind-boggling to me. Jones had said, quote, over 4,400 U.S. service members died in the Iraq war from the invasion that Mattis commanded, by the way, March 2003 through the official withdrawal in 2011. He says this result of those lives lost was a new war fighting ISIS in 2014. He says, I respect Mattis, but he has very little room to publicly critique a Middle East military. operation led by those who fought under his command simply because it doesn't mirror his strategy and doctrine. I mean, we could talk quite a bit about Iraq, could we not? We have a lot more to get into, including this. We'll play that audio, including that Tucker audio. I can't, I just don't understand. People want the United States to lose. And it's weird to see people that I thought I knew

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who think that, you know, we should, I guess, have waited with Iran and waited until they were able to get full enrichment and waited until they were able to develop all of these and build all of these other missiles with China's help. And POTUS didn't want to do that. He thought that, and that's what Rubio in the very beginning was talking about, it's sometimes the consequence of not doing anything is greater than the consequence of taking action. Inaction can be worse sometimes than action. And this is exactly what he's talking about. Now, as far as like the whole thing of ground troops, this is so ridiculous. I love, one of the things I like, the accounts I like following is John Conrad, he runs the biggest, really like one of the biggest maritime accounts out there.

He's been in the White House. He's, you know, talked to the administration, et cetera. I wanted to read this post that he had because this is very insightful. He says this, quote, Trump is not escalating this into a major ground war. Let me spell this out with crayons, which I think it's funny because, you know, he's a merchant marine. He goes, let me spell this out with crayons. He says, I'm a U.S. merchant Marine captain, 06, not 03, equivalent. We are a tiny forgotten service with one MF overarching specialty, moving escalatory armies overseas. He says it's true that a general like McChrystal, because you know McChrystal's was criticizing Hexeth. He says it's true a general like McChrystal has far more knowledge about what to do after

his tanks roll off our ships. But before those tanks roll off, they are our cargo. And he says, we are the specialists. He says, we climb all around those tanks. We secure them. We move them. We deliver them. Our commandant, who I talk to every single week, is in charge of that lift. Not whatever general, John Conrad writes, is waiting on the pier. Right now, we are in the before stage. He says, I absolutely know more about this than any general because I have spent decades training and living the life for this moment. He says when generals want to move escalatory army divisions overseas, they call us. We don't specialize in every branch.

Naval, Air Force, United States Marine Corps, Special Forces movements have their own lift pipelines. He writes, we can help, but that's not our core mission. But if you want to escalate a war, he says, with heavy ground forces, I get a call. He says the Air Force has already called us to move more bombs into theater. So yes, the air campaign can escalate. But there are zero plans to escalate this into a large-scale ground invasion. Zero, caps lock. He says this cannot be done by airlift. The United States Air Force can't even get their own bombs overseas right now, let alone divisions of army units. And if I do get the call, he writes, it will be months before we are landing tanks. So I repeat, he says, this cannot turn into a major war without my phone ringing. You can send Marines and air assault units without tanks to do raids, but a major landing force.

like McChrystal and these leftists is talking about is just not happening. Not yet. Not for months, if ever. And he says, when it does happen, I will tell you, because you can't move army divisions in secret, not since the army, in a moment of idiocy sold off its merchant marine preposition fleet last year. Hmm. I mean, that makes a lot of sense. Now, that's not including and that's not has nothing to do with Israeli ground forces, has nothing to do with those. And they're not the only ones. You have some Arab nations that have their own armies. So when Trump is talking about any kind of troops or really when anyone is, those are the ones that are going to be going in. In fact, the VP has mentioned that. Rubio has even mentioned that.

So when they're discussing ground forces, they're not talking about U.S. forces. they're discussing Israeli forces. Israeli forces are already amassing. That's kind of well known. So the idea that we're doing this is just not accurate. Now, Conrad's post is addressing that narrative because McChrystal spoke about it to the New York Times. And I know why they brought McChrystal in to speak about it because all these people, all these lefties, were making these accusations that Trump was going to send in boots on the ground.

We're going to be in a forever war. And so they brought him a crystal as like an appeal to authority to sort of underscore that. And so that's what they brought him in for. And that's what John Conrad is addressing. It's very interesting. They've been, I mean, he's really corrected a lot about this. And it's weird now especially, I mean, people are really, a lot of people are going off on a crystal for this. They're saying Trump has shipped zero tanks,

zero heavy artillery, zero heavy logistics units. It is a bombing and a naval campaign with submarine and SOF special four elements. Not an army war is what he says. He's like, so stop comparing apples to oranges. And he's addressing all of these people that are repeating McChrystal on our prospects. Because he keeps, he's like basically going off and telling people, this is what we're going to be doing. Well, that's not what's happening at all. I think people who don't have any interest in winning wars should shut the hell up personally. I mean, this is, it couldn't even be

a forever war if Iran wanted it to be one because they do not have the ability to prosecute a forever war, not even with China's help. And Russia's limited. They're already running out of drones. We know how many, well, I mean, they don't even have a lot of missiles because they would have been using them already. But they did lie about how far those missiles can go. That's why they were working with China to manufacture more. So this piece by John Conrad is incredibly clarifying because it addresses all of this. He says he also adds to, you know, he talks about the U.S. Merchant Marines. It's, you know, it's a service. And that's what that's what merchant Marines do. I mean, they, they, they are crucial naval auxiliary in a time of war conflict. You know, they transport, I think it's something like

90, 85 to 90 percent of military equipment, of the supplies and of the fuel to combat zones. They are often referred to as the fourth arm of defense. And they operate under the Department of Transportation's maritime administration. So that's what they, that's what they do. They were active in World War II, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq. I mean, the Merchant Marine was created by Washington, George Washington. So

that's there, and they're, while they are technically civilians, although they're still part of service, and that's been legally upheld too. And Conrad notes this. He explains that in a subsequent post. But that's not

happening. We're not, we're not having boots on the and you have a lot of these people who are running their mouths that apparently don't understand how all of this works. And this is when I like the clarification from these types of guys. What I don't like is somebody who's, you know, like McChrystal, who got in trouble himself for running his mouth to Rolling Stone, if you remember, trying to undermine the first Trump administration. And then he ended up getting in trouble. So I just, I can't, I can't take these people seriously. I'm glad that Conrad's out there correcting these lies. It's important to do so. I saw one, this was a very interesting piece that came out from infantry as a guy's, I understand

he's anonymous online, but a veteran. He says this isn't even, and he's talking about the McChrystal attacks on Heggseth in the New York Times. And this veteran says, this isn't even what I dislike about General McChrystal the most. When he was our commander in Afghanistan, he told us to practice, quote, courageous restraint. He said a rules of engagement policy that largely gave the enemy the advantage and put us on the back foot. It was so ridiculous that Netflix made a movie about it starring Brad Pitt. The movie was a joke. It was meant to be funny. He says it sure wasn't that funny to some of us who lived it. He says, I am un-eastern. interested in his advice here or his opinion about behavior. Courageous restraint. That is one of my

biggest things is rolling back rules of engagement. When he's talking about this policy, I mean, you basically have to consult a lawyer before you even think about looking at the trigger. It's one of those things. You handicap our warfighters. And they should just be unleashed when it's time and when it's necessary to do what they do best without all of these pencil pushers looking over their shoulders and trying to backseat drive. Let these guys do what they're trained to do. That's one of the things I've always been highly critical of and that was so completely just, it was the policy under Obama Biden and even really under Biden. So a lot of these people are rolling their eyes at McChrystal, especially when he violated,

his own rules of order, right? He violates his own ethics. He says he runs his mouth to Rolling Stone, and then, you know, he's shocked when he gets in trouble about it. What do you think was going to happen? A few other things. Reuters is confirming that the U.S. has been allowing fuel to into private businesses in Cuba, like foreign operated hotels, but any publicly run institution, apparently, they're not allowed. any state-run institution. That makes sense. I'm all right with that. Yeah. So I'm curious, do you think that the New York Times, they ran the, you know, the stories that they ran about Hassan Piker's Hotel?

Was his one that was, I wonder if that, that doesn't sound like it was a state-run hotel? Nope, he had power. They purposefully chose a hotel where they knew that they would have power because they didn't want to live like all of the other Cubans. They wanted to go out there and exploit it. Yeah, this is from Reuters. U.S. ramps up to fuel exports to Cuba's private sector. Interesting. And it gets into this Reuters story.

It gets into how 30,000 barrels of fuel, that's just this year to date because we've had this, you know, oil blockade to Cuba, understandably, because of the regime. And they said that they've made an exception for their speed. small but vital private sector. Rubio has said authorizing those fuel exports fits with a broader Trump administration policy, entirely designed to put the private sector and individual private Cubans not affiliated with the government nor military in a privileged position. Why don't you think that that really also plants a seed? You're in a communist nation where they are controlling everything. and here you have a little bit of freedom because you're able to still power your business because it's a rare entity that the state doesn't own.

And you know other people are seeing this. Look what freedom does and look what stateism does. There is a big difference. So Cuba was getting, it was importing about 100,000 barrels per day. So apparently, you know, Rubio's plan is advancing and they're growing these. volumes for these private entities. And apparently since the volume has increased since early February, so you're looking at about almost 1.3 million gallons. That's about one-tenth the typical medium-sized fuel tankers capacity, which still is only a fraction of what the country uses, but that's something.

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I don't know the robots what it's called. but she's walking out to this press conference with this robot. Can you just throw that back up there real quick? Because that looks real familiar to me. Hold up. Let me just see it walk again. It's something about it. It looks so familiar.

It's walking up. What does that remind you of? You know what? I think I know what it reminds me of. Are you thinking of what I'm thinking? Will you roll that clip? Oh my gosh. That's what it reminds me of.

That is the robot right there. It's just Joe Biden without the Joe Biden suit on. That's it. It's, we now know who it is. That is the robot right there. No joke. Yep, that's the robot. You dog-faced pony soldier.

That is it. That is it right there. That's the, that's who it is. Good heavens. Well, I mean, I don't know. I've, I've, it was weird. The robot walked right up to the microphone and said, whatever fat. Yeah.

And we were like, what? Man, this is really. A lot of this is pointing to. It's so much like him. Yeah. You know, I think you were saying that that wasn't really Joe Biden this whole time. Can I think maybe you were correct. See?

I think maybe it was a robot in a Joe Biden suit. It only takes time with those conspiracy theories. Yeah. I think, yeah, that's exactly what. That is uncanny. You all can't tell me that you didn't see that. That is uncanny. That legit had his walk, that little unshaky.

That was him. The robot was slightly more stable than the Biden. A little bit. Just a little bit, but I think it's just a little bit. A little bit. And can I add that the robot also looked like it knew where it was going. Like it turned and to the right and knew exactly where it was going. Like it wasn't following the first lady.

It was, new where it was, she was following it. It knew exactly where it was going. So it's this new bot that they have that they were rolling out with because they're talking about AI

and et cetera, et cetera. It is a, it's an American-built humanoid robot and they were doing this fostering the future together roundtable on AI education.

And it's a figure robot. Figure is an AI robotics company and their, the ones who are trying to make they're trying to bring these things to market first they call it a first commercially viable autonomous humanoid robot so yeah that's legit Biden it's just so Biden just be honest about it our friends over at patriot mobile the only christian conservative cell phone service that is out there they've stood on the front lines for over a decade delivering top tier

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Don't wait. It's Patriotmobile.com slash Dana 972 Patriot. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick 5. So a semi-full of nasty, disgusting, grotesque tofu that crashed three weeks ago is still sitting off I-44 in Phelps County, Missouri. It's been there for over three weeks. Yeah, because what is, like,

like tofu made of hatred and sadness. It's fermented bean curd and from the soybean. Ew. That's so gross. They said cleanup is a logistical nightmare. Modot is working with Missouri State Highway Patrol in the State Emergency Management Agency. It's 40,000 pounds of extra firm tofu, Kane.

And apparently, because of the heat, as you said, Kane, it is super stanky. Mm-hmm. It's really bad. is bad as Steve Bannon, but not quite. It's, yeah, it's starting, the heat is just making it. Does it get rancid? I mean, being, I mean, I would assume it, right?

Yeah. What is, I don't even know what firm, I didn't know there was different firm. That's disgusting. Permanitation. Well, it is Ozarks. Man was accused of exposing himself at Lake of the Ozarks Bar and then ran away after police. He used a stun gun. Oh, my goodness.

That couldn't have been comfortable. Apparently, he's charged with two misdemeanors because he exposed himself at the Miller County Bar on Friday. That is a big bad no-no, even in Ozark. Stick with us more in store.