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Episode Date: July 1, 2026

Dana breaks down Justice Clarence Thomas’ very passionate dissent of Tuesday's birthright citizenship decision. Rosanne Barr joins us to react to socialists winning all throughout the country, the r...ise of anti-Semitism, Trump’s legacy and why America's best days are yet to come.Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Concerned Women For Americahttps://ConcernedWomen.org/DanaFor a donation of $20 or more, Concerned Women of America  will send you their book: A Woman’s Guide: Seven Rules for Success in Business and Life.  Ghost Bedhttps://GhostBed.com/DANAShop Ghost Bed’s 4th of July Sale going on now. Get an EXTRA 10%Off with Code DANAByrnahttps://Byrna.com/DanaTrusted by law enforcement, security professionals, and everyday Americans—defend yourself and your family with Byrna.HumanNhttps://Humann.com/DanaSave $5 on HumanN Cholesterol Health Daily at Sam's Club. Head to your local Sam's Club and do more to support your cholesterol health with the science-first brand. Patriot Mobilehttp://PatriotMobile.com/DANAVisit online or call 972-PATRIOT and use promo code DANA for a FREE month of service.Relief Factorhttps://ReliefFactor.comDeclare your independence from pain with Relief Factor—start the 3-Week QuickStart for just $17.76Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Welcome to the show. Happy Wednesday to you. It's July 1st. So we're starting Independence Month. Later on, we're also going to take a peek at this forthcoming case as it pertains to AR-15s and semi-automatic rifles. Because SCOTUS, that is the other part that they're going to be hearing this case coming up. That's going to be what we're going to have next SCOTUS season. So I'm actually, I mean, finally they're going to do this. they're picking up, it's basically the assault weapons ban case, which is a fake term, you know, just as you know. But they're going to be looking at that. We're going to, we're going to peek into kind of what maybe to expect and some of, just so you have an idea of what's going to be argued before SCOTUS. But this with birthright citizenship.
Starting point is 00:00:51 So Lorraine's got a great piece right now up at Substack that gets into all of the latest and breaks it all down. And a lot of people are taking issue, I think, with Roberts' interpretation, particularly as it relates to, you know, whether or not, because some nations, they have basically right of blood, where if you have a blood relative there in the country, then you can immediately start the process for obtaining citizenship, and then others have right of soil, which is what English common law had for a very long time. It was changed, you know, some years ago. Now one person at least has to be a citizen. And so the United States, once again, is left completely behind in that. Everybody else is allowed to make these, set these parameters, but the United States is not.
Starting point is 00:01:36 And so the, I mean, I read Clarence Thomas's dissent last night, and it was just a masterpiece. It really was an absolute masterpiece. the way that he just obliterated. I think he did a great job obliterating the reasoning because he went back to how this whole citizenship rule came to be and how it became codified within the Constitution of the United States. And he says that if you can't figure out what the rule means, you can't do that until you remember the problem that it was created to solve. And he went into the history of it. He said, this is what this is what, this is what he wrote. This is great. He talks about
Starting point is 00:02:25 in the U.S. in citizenship, regardless of race, sex, etc. He says, neither guaranteed citizenship to persons who were not domiciled in the United States. Blacks were entitled to citizenship because they were Americans. They had no other homeland. Ode no allegiance to any foreign power and were subject to no other authority. They fought and bled in the same battles. They gained and gloried in the same victories, and they were liable to be called on, called upon to defend America in time of war alongside every other. other citizen. And he says the citizenship clause thus guaranteed them the dignity and glory of
Starting point is 00:02:56 American citizenship so as to ensure that they would never be treated as second class under the law. He's sitting here talking about somebody who belongs here who has no other loyalty and no other vested interest in any other nation and people who are simply passing through who are domiciled elsewhere who have vested interests in other nations. And I mean, you don't really know about their loyalty. That's, you know, you don't really know. I think this was, it's, it is a great, his was such a great rundown or taking a part of this. And he gets in because they talk about the Wonka Mark case and they talk about the citizenship clause did not extend to the children of foreign temporary visitors. He said the rule remained what it always was that a child born
Starting point is 00:03:45 on American soil of a stranger or traveler passing through the country or temporarily resists. here is not a citizen. And he goes back all the way to black with the constitutional law. And he said that the wording, Thomas argues, is that the wording was very carefully, very carefully arranged, very carefully. Words were chosen to be very purposely, careful for a purpose, to leave certain things out. He says, even the most expansive executive interpretation of the citizenship clause ultimately denied citizenship to a child born here, but domiciled abroad. He gave example after example, Francois Heinrich, who parents of whom were ultimately returned to their native Austria, claimed to be an American citizen, but Grant's executive branch,
Starting point is 00:04:34 so that he was not, I mean, he wasn't. It gets down to subject to the jurisdiction, which is what we talked about yesterday, and how someone who is born here is subject to the jurisdiction of the United States. So the interpretation of this means anybody, I mean, the way that the court is reading it is quite broad. They're trying to argue that, you know, basically anybody, anyone who is fully under America's authority, it's supposed to be you're fully loyal to America with no competing loyalty to anybody else. But they're really stretching that. And that's one of the things that Thomas touches on, that anyone who has to bear, it's supposed to mean if you're on our soil, you must obey our laws. It doesn't mean that if you are on our soil, you are in
Starting point is 00:05:15 Insta-Citizen. And that's a huge point that's actually bolstered by a number of precedents throughout history to say nothing of previous founders' remarks, which also Clarence Thomas, Justice Thomas, pointed out in his, you know, super long, I mean, it's about as long as Ulysses, his very impassioned dissent. And he has three groups where he talks about citizenship. And he says, quote, I would not interpret subject to the jurisdiction to refer to the exclusion of three bespoke categories of persons whose relationship to the sovereign was not described in those terms and talking about with regard to English law as well. There is a simpler interpretation of the text that was expressly endorsed by those closer
Starting point is 00:05:59 in time to ratification. Children born to diplomats, hostile alien occupiers, and Indians in tribes were not citizens because they were not subject to the complete jurisdiction of the United States, which is true, and it took the Snyder Act in 26 to actually to change that as it pertains to American Indians becoming citizens in the United States, because they were not at that time. It was tribal law. They were not subject to Western jurisprudence or American jurisprudence. And he gets into the offspring of diplomats, et cetera. He says, he continues and says, quote, for the same reason, the children of foreign temporary visitors who are also not subject to the complete jurisdiction
Starting point is 00:06:36 of the United States were also not citizens. So he's saying that basically the tourist birth or the birth tourism industry, that's a, the, this fits in this pattern because the baby and the parents are still tied to another country. And so what he's arguing by giving these examples is that these are people who would be considered excluded groups. And that this is the way that this has always been interpreted. This is the way that it has always been read. He goes all the way back to a SCOTUS ruling in 1884 and says that, yes, you have to be fully under U.S. authority and oh, loyalty and no other, and share, oh, loyalty only to the United States and have no other sovereign entity share authority over you beyond that of the United States. And he points to
Starting point is 00:07:21 legal scholars of the era. He goes, I mean, he goes back to just what he also says is what is plain and ordinary understanding. He gets into the Chinese. He said, quote, unlike other settlers, the Chinese, even those who lived here and wished to remain had no path to citizenship and no means of freeing themselves from the grasp of China. He says the executive branch took the view that because domicil no longer ensured full integration into the American body politic, the citizenship clause's phrase is subject to subject to the jurisdiction. That's the big thing. It has to require more than just domicil. He adds that that view would entail that a child born to Chinese parents domiciled in this country was not a citizen. He adds, quote, instead,
Starting point is 00:08:01 the executive branch sought to replace the requirement of domicil, which would make any child of domiciled Chinese immigrants a citizen with the requirement that a person's parents already be citizens. So you see, he's pointing out over and over again. In this case, a parent was a citizen. In this case, a parent was a citizen because that's what the left has been doing all day. They've been trying to point out and say, well, here's all of these exclusions. They're not even correct on the status of said exclusions that they're trying to use for the purpose of argument to change the interpretation of the 14th Amendment and this jurisdiction clause, right? And so he went after their best evidence. He was like, why in the world are we copying this? He said, this is
Starting point is 00:08:37 ridiculous. I mean, he didn't say it in those words, but he's like, this is stupid. Why are we copying, you know, essentially all of these other nation states that are committing through this suicidal empathy, sovereign Sepaku, by modifying or altering or allowing this sort of entrance, this sort of process and this sort of redefinition of what is or is not a citizen. I mean, this is insane. And then he asks the obvious question when he goes into this. He's, I mean, remember in the context of this and he gets into this about halfway through, He's like, why did a country that just fought a giant bloody war specifically to get away from a monarchy, specifically to put down a tyranny, specifically to create its own independent state, literally then go and adopt as their own, this sort of king and subject idea as the baseline for citizenship in America. That's what he said.
Starting point is 00:09:31 He goes, quote, this is a curious claim. And it is ironic that the court should embrace it only days before we celebrate the 250th anniversary of our Declaration of Independence, which emphatically renounced the foundation on which the British rule rested. That rule did not concern citizenship. And he was mad because Thomas is arguing, and I agree with us, that they did not rule on this specific instance that was laid before the court. And I think that this is where a lot of people are getting, look, if Clarence Thomas is mad, I think that you all are justified in getting angry, too. I'm tired of people trying to drive the car and tell you what to be angry about or not angry about. If Clarence Thomas is mad, I'll be damn.
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Starting point is 00:11:57 Okay. So when you abandon Democrat soft on crime policies, guess what happens? The crime starts to decrease. It's way crazy how that happens. The U.S. murder rates approach the new record low. More people are carrying guns. And yet, we have fewer murders. Who would have thought?
Starting point is 00:12:16 Huh? That's a real thing. And NPR is very low to inform you that the murder rate is now crazy low. And this was just yesterday. And they said, yes, we've had the lowest murder rate ever recorded in 25 with FBI data going back all the way to 1960. That's according to crime data. analysis Jeff Asher. And apparently we're going to even go lower this year based on all available trends. People with healthier chest and back muscles may have lower heart attack risk.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Oh, is that me? The story's about me. Huh. Look at that. Healthyer chest and back muscles. And amazingly, they have lower heart attack risks. I wonder why they said they looked at all these people who were under the age of 60 and they went for scans. This was like a five year period. and they published it today in radiology, and they used AI to analyze almost 2,000 people that took part in this. And that's what they deduced, that they found the skeletal muscle attenuation, its CT measure of muscle quality with lower readings,
Starting point is 00:13:14 suggests more fatty infiltration within the muscle, and it's a reduced risk of heart attack and death during the follow-up period. That's fascinating. So go and get you gym time. It's very cathartic. I want to punch people less after I work out. It doesn't go away, but it's less. so it's helpful.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Let's see. Gold set for, I don't know. I think it's probably because the dollar's doing so well. Gold's dropping set for what they say is the worst quarterly loss in 13 years. It's still a great investment. But the dollar's really strong as why. Apparently now we have a mystery of explosive diarrhea, a parasitic outbreak in the U.S. No, it's not podcast to stand.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Experts are trying to figure out what's causing it. Probably something grouty. 145 people raging in ages between, to 86 from 20 states. I'm not going to say this. Cyclospora, well, I said the first one, cyclospora. Sounds like a metal band.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Cyclospora. Wow. Kayet, that's it. They did this in May and June, and they had 20 people hospitalized. No fatalities, but everybody traveled recently, so everyone thinks it's like a food issue,
Starting point is 00:14:22 but they don't know. So it sounds like it's a bacteria from food poisoning. Don't eat weird stuff, and you're going to be okay, right? And make sure you have charcoal activated, you know, the activated charcoal stuff to take with you. Let's see here.
Starting point is 00:14:34 The media and Democrat messaging of America bad continues to work because now America pride's falling to a new 25-year record low. That's insane. I have a piece that's going to be coming out about this in the Washington Times next week that gets into this America Pride and all of this stuff because that's just, you know, America is still the greatest country in the world. Coming up next. the icon. She's expected to join us, Roseanne Barr, stick with us. And we got to tip our head to the people who make it possible, including the folks, for instance, burn a gun. Now, I have no problem thrown lead down range. I have absolutely zero issue defending myself or anyone else. However, I also realize sometimes you have your options limited. Sometimes you go to gun-free zones, not intentionally, but maybe you got to. Maybe it's for work, maybe whatever it is. Municipal, private property, we respect private property rights, but also we want to make sure.
Starting point is 00:15:28 that we're safe. So how do you deal with it? You diversify your options, just like you diversify your caliber, or what kind of blades you carry, right, or maybe however many mags you carry. Burn a particularly the CL compact launcher, that's really the only model for this purpose you need to look at. This shoots chemical irritant projectiles that can deter threats from up to 60 feet away. When you compare that to a regular taser or stun gun, you've got one or two rounds. This is a 15-round shock capacity per cartridge. And it's not a gun, so it doesn't care about gun-free zone signs. doesn't care about gun-free zones. There's no background check.
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Starting point is 00:16:17 But I am telling you to have a backup. Always have a backup. Always have some kind of resource for when your options are limited. Diversify those defense options. today. Visit berna.com slash Dana, B-Y-R-N-A, berna. Burna.com slash Dana to learn more. Welcome back to the program. Your lovable curmudgeon here, Dana Lash, and you can listen all around the country.
Starting point is 00:16:39 You can watch us, Channel 347, direct TV as well. Okay, so I'm going to tell you, I don't really, I'm not a very emotional person. I don't get very super excited about stuff, but I got to tell you the guests that we're about to introduce. My whole family is watching right now. My entire, like, I have people that went out to their parking lot at work because they're going to watch this on their phone. I mean, when you, there are so, there are certain people in American culture that are iconic. They're iconic for their body of work. They're iconic for
Starting point is 00:17:07 the way that they influence culture, the way that they affect culture. And the little that they even have to do to affect culture, because they're so prominent. And really redefining genres and defining the times. And Roseanne Barr is one of those people. I think she's, she's the funniest comedian that exists. I think she's hysterical. She's the host of the Roseanne Barr podcast. You guys know her from television, from film. You know her from everything. And she joins us now in the most Gen X way possible via video. It's so good to see you, my dear friend, Roseanne Barr. Thank you so much for joining me today. Well, I'm so excited to be on your show because I'm such a fan of yours. I love you so much. My whole family loves you. We appreciate
Starting point is 00:17:55 at your show and your point of view, and you're just a great American. We love you. And likewise, we are such huge fans of you, and we absolutely love you and love what you do. And you've been such a force. I mean, there are so many generations that follow what you do. I mean, generations older than yours, generations younger than yours. And it's, I mean, that's kind of a heavy burden to carry throughout the decades. I mean, you know, everybody always watches everything that you do.
Starting point is 00:18:23 but you've really redefined. I mean, you've defined comedy. I mean, I think, like I said, you're one of the funniest people out there. I've got to tell you this story. My second book, Grace Canceled, happened because of you. Really?
Starting point is 00:18:37 A mutual friend that we have, God rest of soul, Norm MacDonald. He was on the view, and he was talking about grace and redemption and forgiveness. And it was one of the most powerful things that I have ever seen because he was being very genuine and rarely emotional. And he was, and the other host on The View had no idea how to deal with him. I mean, Whoopi Goldberg was sitting there, had no
Starting point is 00:19:04 idea how to deal with him. And he was talking about you, his dear friend and someone that he had partnered with for so many years. And I just, I had to share that with you because that book would have never happened had it not been for you and Norm. And Norm and I talked about it a little bit before you passed and I just and I know you were aware of you know how much your friend loved you and I just had to share that with you because that's that's the level
Starting point is 00:19:28 to which you inspired people oh that's so sweet of you thank you I was blown away by all that Norm did by going on the view several times to defend me with you know against the hyenas there and he's just it was the
Starting point is 00:19:45 he himself was the most great charming and deeply spiritual person in comedy ever. And all his comedy showed that he was a deep thinker and a very deep soul. He was. Very thoughtful person. And he followed Bitcoin. That was the last thing he asked me about was Bitcoin. It was just the funniest thing ever.
Starting point is 00:20:10 What do you make of what's happening in society right now? Something bad's bubbling up. And I know you've seen it. You've retweeted some of this. I've retweeted you. because we've got, you know, these younger generations that are coming up. And I think some of, you know, the older ones too have been susceptible to this. What is happening right now in the United States where we see, I mean, I'll just say it,
Starting point is 00:20:33 you know, we see people going up to Israel. We see people trying to cancel people because they're Jewish, but they won't say Jewish. They'll say the Epstein class or they'll say Israeli government, but they don't have the, you know, the Kohannas to go out and actually say Jewish people. where did this come because this has been like 15 years it exploded well actually it's been longer than that because you know i always talked about mk ultra mind control a mind control program that's been set upon the american people since uh you know what world war two ended and they brought all these uh nazi scientists and uh you know everything over here and uh you know our country
Starting point is 00:21:16 I think was pretty much taken over by that mindset. And, you know, our deep state, everything, our CIA, our government, it was remade after World War II and not in our favor, not in the favor of the Americans, American people, nor the American Constitution. It was all kind of to dissolve that and our rights, especially our voting rights. rights. And, you know, it worked. And the basis of MK. Ultra mind control is anti-Semitism. So they've been working on it for a very long time. It infiltrated the churches. It infiltrated, you know, all social movements. And, you know, they keep tinkering with it because they have, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:09 a nefarious goal in mind, which is, you know, a totalitarian takeover of, you know, everything in the world. And the destruction of individual rights and liberty, they hate that. They hate that. Nazis and, you know, communists, they hate individual rights. And America, that's what we're about. So they really attacked it on every level for a really long time. And universities, too, they infiltrated that.
Starting point is 00:22:43 And so all the young people, people are just, you know, under heavy, heavy mind control. But I think it's, I think we're at a great time in our history. I feel optimistic because we, in my opinion, we have the greatest leader that's ever been alive, which is President Trump. And he is working the long plan. and people don't see it because they're so easily distracted, especially on social media. And one of those things is, you know, the blow-up of anti-Semitism, making it mainstream,
Starting point is 00:23:27 making it, you know, just every day, oh, yeah, you know, it's all the Jews. But that is a plan that was worked for a very long time, over 100 years. even longer. And, you know, now we have Trump, and he is honestly taking it all apart. He is dissembling and deconstructing the old world system that, you know, no other American president had the fortitude to do. And he's doing it. And if you, you know, you can't find evidence of it in the American press too much,
Starting point is 00:24:09 except for, you know, shows like yours. But if you read news from other countries, which I do because I love to read and I love to put things together, because it is a big puzzle, if you read other opinions from other countries that are, you know, free, you can see that he is remaking the entire world, not just the Middle East, not just America. He's remaking the entire world for the benefit of, all people, not governments. And Americans don't seem to have any idea that that's happening because it's so covered up.
Starting point is 00:24:51 And so obscure, but he is doing it. He's putting China in its place. I just think he's the greatest thing. And I love how he's educating the American people by doing and showing. and how it is working the American government system so that people can see how it actually works, how things are taken to the Supreme Court. You know, he's kind of tricking the Democrats to be as arrogant and ignorant as they are and go, I dare you, and then they do it and, bam.
Starting point is 00:25:34 I mean, they walk into his trap every single day. and if you don't have the references to see it, you won't see it. But this is a glorious time for America, and it is, I really believe, it's the beginning of the golden age of America and the world, and that is because of our president. And, you know, they're trying to stop him. Every movie makes, they try to humiliate, stop, denigrate, but that's because they're on the ropes, man, and it's great to see it.
Starting point is 00:26:06 It's great. even when we assume that he lost at the Supreme Court over the, you know, birthright issue, he didn't. And now people will come to the aid of their country. The citizens will now wake up, a lot of them, a lot more, and they will come to the aid of their country, which is the only, you know, which is the shining hope of the world. And I think more and more people wake up every day and go, wait, I was wrong.
Starting point is 00:26:34 I was under a heavy, I was under heavy duty propaganda, mostly really accelerated by Obama. And, you know, it was to bring everybody under the control of, you know, the power pyramid. Yeah. Of just a few people, they say 2,500 people at the top of everything. And Trump is just breaking it down and giving it down. giving the government back to the people and I believe the world back to the people. And I think by the end of this term, the world is going to be a much different, much better, better fed, better taking care of human beings who have something to look forward to,
Starting point is 00:27:23 who take part in their lives and have some stay over it, which we haven't had for a century, at least or maybe many centuries. But so if you're aware of what's really going on, which is hard here in the United States, especially with our media, and our installed government. Yes. I don't even think that most of them were elected.
Starting point is 00:27:50 I have to ask you about this, because you were mentioned in Democrats and Trump, you know, really circumventing them. They're having a crisis moment unlike anything I've ever seen. And you've seen Maniani, all these communists, all these socialists that are getting elected. Mandani in New York, you got the,
Starting point is 00:28:07 what was it? The socialist out in Colorado, another one, another commie out in Ohio. And they're, I mean, I used to joke that, you know, Democrats, they were always kind of like this, but they hit it. But now the younger ones that are coming out, they're like, no, no, this is who we are. And they're courting Islam. So it's like they think that they can use
Starting point is 00:28:24 Islam as a way to help bring socialism to the United States. but in every other country where they've ever tried this. They've been consumed, Roseanne. What do you make of this? Well, you know, they eat all the resources. That's what communism does. It's, I think communism is a part of vulture capitalism.
Starting point is 00:28:46 When, when vulture capitalism goes so far that it can't go anymore, then Marxism steps in to create the bubble that then bursts. And then the vulture capitalists buy up everything for dirt. It's a part of the whole thing because Marx was paid by the big money, by the, you know, the royals, the people who really own the world, you know, the kings and queens and all that, the mullahs, which they install, to make sure that their power never goes away. That's really what it's about. And Trump miraculously, and so in such genius, has, pretty much put the city of London and all their central banks in check. And nobody's talking about it. Yeah, he circumvented that and circumvented the insurance and the Strait of Ormuse as well, when Lloyd's decided they were going to get, they were going to get froggy about that.
Starting point is 00:29:44 They're like, oh, well, we'll offer insurance. We'll handle it. We'll do it ourselves. And we're in a position to do that, which is amazing. I said he's going to rename it the straight of Trump. That would really make everybody mad. But, you know, he's so far ahead that not even our, you know, our political spokespeople class, and it is a class. They don't even get it because they're so arrogant and ignorant, both together, they're so uneducated.
Starting point is 00:30:16 They have no geopolitical references whatsoever. All they are is beholden to communism. And it's so great because our Constitution says that no communist can hold office. So Trump says he's been waiting for this, you know, for a long, long time. And they finally moved into the space where he can checkmate him. He can put it. Remember when Melania was saying be best and everybody was talking about best as a chess move? Remember?
Starting point is 00:30:50 Yeah. He's got a best down, man. He's been a best. And when they go and they try to get sworn into Congress or to be seated and they have to take a vow to uphold the Constitution of the United States and they won't. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be great. That's going to be.
Starting point is 00:31:09 That's popcorn level entertainment. I'm going to hear my machine going to stand that way. Yeah. I agree with it. It's the greatest show on earth. It's fun to, it's been fun to watch. It's fun to watch them get put into their place by this administration. We're running on a time this hour.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Suzanne, you know, you were welcome to come on with me anytime. I absolutely love you. And I know we're working to have me vice versa on with you as well. And we're going to make that happen. And I'm just so honored at the invite. Well, I'm so happy that you are so kind to the Jewish people. Thank you for that. Well, truth is true. Pretty much it's going to be a whole different world. And all that stuff is going to go away. It's going to blow to dust with the devil that created it. Thank you for having me on. God bless America. God bless you, Dana. Of course. And you too, my friend. Roseanne Barr, everyone, absolutely wonderful. We love you so much. And thank you. We'll talk again soon. God bless you. Thank you. Ghostbed is a great partner. I sleep on it every night. It's my
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Starting point is 00:33:22 Brevard County, Florida. I don't know how many of you out there sent this to me a lot of you Okay. I'm just going to say it. A Florida woman claimed that the cocaine in her backside must have been from an intimate encounter. So she, oh my gosh. She had cocaine in her butt. And she's, she was like, it's not mine. She tried that. The sheriff's office said the woman who's identified as 30-year-old Renee Cox had been pulled over and arrested on a charge of resisting without violence. I hate you. being processed, they caught an abnormality in her jail purse. And the corrections department moved Renee Cox to change to a changeout room where she was observed trying to cover her backside with her hand. And then a baggie dropped to the floor that contained almost four grams of cocaine. She said, I didn't know how they got there. Someone must have put it there during an intimate encounter. Someone hid it in her backside under the veneer of romance. That didn't
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Starting point is 00:35:46 New York City specifically has an anti-climing ordinance, by the way. You can't climb a building over 50 feet high. That is a misdemeanor punishable by up to one. in jail plus a fine disorderly con oh for God's sake now great well they can consummate the marriage in jail oh my gosh what time can visibly see her taking selfies of the ring oh my gosh oh I hate influencers so bad I you can't go to a restaurant without someone getting out their ring light and now you can't even just walk down the street in midtown without somebody climbing up on an Annan building I honestly because it said that they were, first they said there were protesters.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Are they still up there? Apparently. Why? It's hot in New York today. And Taylor's got all of New York shut down because she's having a big wedding in Madison Square Garden on America's 250th birthday weekend. I don't under, why, why? You know what? Can you just give me the ring down on the ground?
Starting point is 00:36:50 It'd be great. Let's just like skip this hole climbing the building. part of it. Love makes you do wild things. Or also stupidity. I mean, never, never underestimate, my dear friend, the power of stupidity. It's greater than even love. You are not wrong. I'm saying. So are they protesting or are they just influencers?
Starting point is 00:37:13 Because I have less compassion for an influencer if they fall off the building. I'm just saying. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. I have no idea why there's, why there are people on the roof of the roof, roof of the Empire State Building. They're on the little spire thing.
Starting point is 00:37:34 So apparently there are protesters that are hanging out on the roof of the Empire State Building. That's all I know. I mean, it's very King Kongish. Good luck. Yeah, good. How do you get up there? I mean, I guess they climbed up there.
Starting point is 00:37:48 To be stupid and brave. Yeah, that's, for sure. So we'll keep an eye on that one. Yeah, we'll tell if anybody falls off. I mean, it's just one of the dumbest things. Why are people like this? Sewer rats, guys. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, mutant sewer rats are spreading throughout the U.S.,
Starting point is 00:38:04 and it's apparently a lot more alarming than it sounds. Apparently, the rats are changing, guys. There's a disturbing change. Let me read this report. There's a disturbing change in both mice and rats infesting America's biggest cities, making rodents harder to kill than ever before. Ruckers said the vast majority of smaller house mice and big old brown rats in New York.
Starting point is 00:38:25 and Eastern Seaboard have become genetically mutated to become more resilient to poison. They said it's specifically warfarin, which is a blood thinner and that's laced into rap bait, so they bleed out internally when they eat it. That's horrible. But it makes them, apparently, they've mutated and they've become resistance to it. It sounds like they're setting up a narrative here where these rats are going to end up carrying Ebola or something. Juan asked earlier, where did the Hanta virus go? Ah, good question.
Starting point is 00:38:58 We would all like to know that. Yeah, that sounds, yeah, we would love to know this. So that's mutant rats, just so you know. I don't want one as a pet. That's one thing I don't want to go pet, and I don't want to bring it home with me. A heat dome is bringing 90 to 100 degree temperatures to 200 million in the U.S. I heard, what is it, like a super El Nino, Nino or Nina, something like that. That's what's happening.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Sort of like how the omega phenomenon over in Europe is taking place because it's summer. Yeah. So the 90 to 100 degree temperatures to 200 million in the U.S., but we have air conditioning. So welcome to an average day in Texas, guys. Yeah. Losing feels worse, according to a new study, feels worse than winning feels good. And regret makes it worse. I think maybe that's all like a mindset. That's what it seems like.

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