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So I think the big question that everybody has right now is what are the terms of this deal?
And all of the details have not been made, I don't want to say obvious.
They're just not public.
They haven't been made public the details of this.
So everybody's kind of wondering, all right, what are we looking at?
Because Iran is immediately already putting some stuff out.
And I kind of, I sort of feel like the stuff they put out, they're trying to poison the well, so to speak, you know what I mean?
They're trying to, because I don't think they want to deal.
And the stuff that they're asking for, at least if, if, if the details that I'm hearing about or reading are accurate, I mean, it's not a deal.
it's a joke.
So that's, we've, we got to get to the bottom of what potentially we could be looking at, you know.
Because we don't want to have, here's the thing.
You don't want to have this issue literally like every, gee, but how long?
Every 10 years pop up?
We're tired of dealing with us.
We're tired of dealing with the regime.
We're tired of dealing with this fluctuation.
Some, some decades we have peace.
Some decades we don't.
I think it's safe to say that we're all super tired of it, right?
This is just ridiculous at this point.
We have one opportunity right now.
One, only get, this is it.
We will never, ever get a chance like this again in our,
our lifetimes.
And so I don't want to have a deal where we have to give everything up or like one of the
things that's being rumored that they had asked about and I'm pulling it up is they
they want like restitution.
They think that the United States owes them somehow for everything that's happening.
right that's that's they think that the united states owes them we're going to dive into all of this
welcome to the radio program dana lash with you you got the simulcast that's up on uh x youtube all that good
stuff everything's up sub stack chapter and verse make sure you go read it is it's a real issue
that we just need more details i i'm
not inclined to believe the first thing that I see from whatever media source.
And I feel like that that's fair to say.
They haven't done anything to make me, you know.
And by the way, the last we heard, it's a proposal that Iran is not necessarily looking to accept yet,
which is the funny thing about this.
they approved a framework for negotiation.
That's what was announced at least at the highest level of Iranian leadership.
They have not yet signaled an agreement.
IRGC mouthpieces, though, they've been out there saying that, well, it's not really a full rejection.
This is a memorandum of understanding or what they call a moo.
M-O-U, it's a moo.
But see, the other thing is that the mediators are like, wait, does the deal exist?
Is there one?
Tehran says no decision is made.
Now, as it pertains to the particulars, well, I don't know.
The fact that Iran would be okay with any of it is immediately, is that mean to say it's a red flag?
I'm immediately like, man, it's a red flag for me.
The Qatari leader didn't confirm POTUS's plane that they had an agreed, an agreed.
agreement, but he said mediation efforts had, quote, led to progress in the proposals under discussion with the framework of on-go.
Oh, my gosh, I'm so tired of this stuff. I'm so tired of this performative dancing.
See, I just think at some point, you just got to slap people to get the deal that you want.
Because this is not the first, second or third time. Be honest, let's be honest. That POTUS has gone out and said we got a deal.
We all know it. Not the first, second or third time.
And we all know that the Tehran two step is a real thing.
They like to dance around.
They like, because they don't want a deal.
And I think that you're banking on a lot of the, I guess,
newly promoted IRGC folks that they are, what you're laughing at that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they got promoted.
Mm-hmm?
How'd that happen?
Um, well, the guys that had the job got blown up.
Oh.
like bit to bits limbs flying everywhere.
Blood like old faithful coming out of the martyrs.
That's what happened.
I didn't mean to be that graphic.
Some of you were eating your same.
You know what?
Half you were drunk by the pool or you're sitting outside
and a kitty pool getting some sunshine.
Or you're getting ready to leave work half day.
I ain't, I know.
For those of you who aren't your real ones.
Why?
So he's indicated that a deal was imminent.
Here we go.
So we'll see what the.
regime says. Now, I'm just going to tell you some of the things I'm going to see it floating around.
I don't really want to tell you these things, but so the Iran has its own little point. I'm so tired of
their 14 point plans. Take every single one of them a choke. So let me just read, this is what's
been floating around. Full and immediate cessation of the war. It's not a war. It's a military
operation on all fronts, including Lebanon, commitment by the United States to the Prince
of non-interference in Iran's internal.
And what you're going to pound sand.
Internal affairs and respect for the country's sovereignty.
Sovereignty.
You guys don't even have respect for yourselves.
I have a story coming up.
Do you realize that all the dead women that the Iranian regime killed?
They scalped all of them and they've been selling their hair on the black market.
They have been.
Just wait for that story.
They said they want their sovereignty respected, but they don't respect their own sovereignty.
Lifting of the blockade within 30 days.
Resumption of operations in the Strait of Ormuz within
30 days. Is this straight of war moves named after? That's right. A Zoroastrian leader. Isn't it like
a Zoroastrian god? Taking into account with agreements with Iran, commitment by the United States to
withdraw troops from territories bordering Iran, suspension of sanctions on the sale of oil,
petrochemical products, and derivatives, as well as full access for Iran to its financial
resources. The United States and its allies, by the way, if you're just joining, these are the 14
points reportedly that Iran is pushing. The United States and its allies must present a plan
to, here's, you're going to mad. I'm going to give you a second to grab something, so you don't fall.
The United States and its allies must present a plan to restore Iran worth at least 300 billion.
Lord, put a hand over me now. Within 60 days, negotiations must be held
to reach a final agreement on nuclear issues and the complete lifting of all sanctions,
as well as UN Security Council and IAEA, that's the International Agency, the Energy Agency,
Board of Governors' resolutions, confirmation of Iran's commitment to the nuclear
non-proliferation treaty and renunciation of nuclear weapon production.
Oh, we're still going.
Commitment by the United States, not to increase the number of troops in the region or impose new
sanctions during negotiations, unfreezing of the,
$24 billion in Iranian assets within the 60-day period of final negotiations.
We're still going with half the amount to be provided to Iran before they begin.
Creation of a monitoring mechanism to implement the agreement.
Approval of the final agreement by the UN Security Council resolution.
Final negotiate, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Here's what I would say.
This would be my deal.
Anything that even sounds, anything that rhymes with nuclear, you have to hand over.
Anything. Anything that sounds like uranium, you've got to hand it over. All that magic fairy dust y'all
been doing under the mountains over there, you've got to hand it over. The regime has to go.
And by go, we mean the regime has to present itself at city limits, at which point we're going to
execute every single one of them, and we're going to bury them in a shallow grave in pieces
so you can't idolize any part of it
or turn it into a martyr stop on the way to Mecca.
And that's it.
That's literally it.
We'll assume control of the straight.
That's the third thing.
And if you don't like any of these,
we'll tell your people to shelter in place.
And then we are going to just absolutely strafe
and ruin everything that you hold dear
until you capitulate.
and that includes we will go at you multiple levels deep into your family tree so that you have no one left from the ashes to rise up and supplant you in your godless regime.
Those are the terms you have approximately 24 hours to sign or you die.
I know the world wouldn't like it, but I don't care.
Here's why.
We are the world's superpower.
You know one of my favorite songs?
It's by James Brown, who I love.
Pay the cost to be the boss.
The United States has paid the cost to be the boss.
I don't want to hear complaints about us being the boss.
And the reason I don't want to hear complaints about us being the boss is because we have paid the bill with hundreds of thousands of lives.
We have paid the bill with American ingenuity.
We have paid the bill with American innovation.
We have paid the bill with American economic dominance.
We have paid the bill by being called upon by every country on God's green earth whenever anything goes sideways.
The United States has to come in and save them.
We have paid the bill and then some.
And all of these other nations, all on this rock, should be on their knees thanking the great Lord above
that the United States is a nation rooted in Christian principles.
It is a nation that loves freedom and celebrates liberty,
a nation that really has no interest in Boston anybody else around.
We want to be left alone, and we want our allies to be healthy,
and we want the bad actors to mind their peas and cues.
So instead of criticizing the United States,
people should be celebrating the fact that we love liberty,
because this could be a completely different scenario.
We could be a complete, horrible entity with all of this power and responsibility.
And we're not.
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happening out of Midland. Let me take a peeksy here because we've had 11 injured, one. One,
person killed, officers remain in a standoff with a suspect after this active shooter incident in
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We'll bring that to you. But we don't really, I mean, they haven't really released a whole heck of a lot.
So this is kind of all we have at this point. So welcome back. It's Friday. We are getting you set up for the weekend.
and we were supposed, was it last night that we were supposed to bomb Iran?
Or, right.
So now that's not happening because we may have a statement or may have a, maybe we have a deal.
But we don't know what that is.
And so, POTUS, by the way, also was, now this just in,
POTUS was on truth social, well, not just in, but just a little earlier,
blasting the leaking of any terms of the deal.
Because remember, we were trying to figure out, is this, are these legitimate terms?
Is this, is this the deal?
What we've been seeing from some of these other media entities.
Are they, are they, is that what this is?
So POTUS, let me pull this up, this is what he, not tweeted, but he put on true social and it's also on X.
Quote, the terms that Iran leaked out to the fake news have nothing to do with the term.
that were agreed to in writing.
What they said, including their weak and pathetic statement on having a deal,
bears no relation to the truth.
Very dishonorable people to deal with.
With them, there is no such thing as dealing in good faith.
He adds amazing, caps lock.
He goes, also, he says, also,
their totally rebuffed drone attack last night against Indian ships,
leaving the Ormoo Strait is totally unacceptable.
He adds, they better get their act together and fast.
Hmm.
So they're not negotiating in good faith.
You can't expect them to negotiate in good faith, right?
Because this is something that they're just not going to do.
It's who they are.
So that leaves you very little response.
You can't say, well, get your act together or else,
because we've been saying get your act together now.
Two months?
I know you're tired of hearing about it.
I'm tired of talking about it.
How do you think I feel?
I've got to talk.
We don't have any, there's nothing that's changed.
It's never going to change.
They're going to run this out until midterms.
And I hope that he doesn't listen to the idiots that he has,
that are a couple of them in his inner circle that are trying to tell him,
no, go for a deal, go for a deal.
No, no, no, you don't need to do that.
And I think advising him incorrectly.
that's the problem with this.
This is getting completely drug out.
Lorraine asked a great question.
By the way, this is a question I've not heard anybody in the legacy press ask.
Because last night I was going through the latest questions that have been asked of him searching a news database.
She asks, it's kind of known that the head of the IRGC is in charge.
So does this guy speak on behalf of the IRGC?
So if you're dealing with the IRGC and you're not dealing with the one-legged gay, half-burnt, Iatola, Chominy Jr., it's true.
Is it really a deal?
Is it a deal?
Who are you negotiating with?
Right?
Fair question.
Who are you negotiating with then?
That's it.
Now, what POTUS really should, this is what I think should happen.
If you want to know what I think should happen, I think it should be this.
If we have to go after Carg Island, it might require minimal boots on the ground.
Honestly, you could send a spec ops team and have the whole thing cleared out.
Let's be real.
I think that the United States should take Carg Island and let's be done with us.
Let's be done with it.
And here's the other thing.
You know all these other Arab states want this to happen?
They hate Iran because Iran is bad for business.
Iran is bad for stability in the region.
I mean, you don't have to like the religious totalitarianism in some of these other Arab states, but I'm going to tell you, they've been trying to widen their, like for tourism, they've been trying to attract tourists.
They've been bringing fashion shows.
They've eased up on a lot of their ridiculously draconian and anti-human regulations.
You know, the Saudi crown prince, he's brought e-sports in, film festivals.
They literally had like a bikini fashion show, which would you have ever imagined?
No, I'm being serious, like actual bathing suits, not like you're in a dress and a swimming burqa.
They've really, I don't want, you can say westernized, but I like kind of the term libertized.
I don't know how else to describe it.
They have freed up a lot of.
what they do. They got rid of their
morality. What do you call them?
Morality. It's like the hall monitors that would walk
around these Arab states.
And if a woman had
like an ankle showing, like we had someone
on who lived in Iran and she
one time got detained because
her full on
like hijab and all of that,
it was, what did
she say? When she lifted
our arm up, it accidentally showed some of her
wrist and she got in trouble.
So in Saudi Arabia they got rid of all
dudes. They don't have like the gender segregated everything anymore. They've been trying to be
good for business, trying to open up and trying to normalize relationships with the Western world.
That's all the new people that are leading, which are very different from the people who led 20 years
ago. But they have Iran to contend with. And Iran trying to radicalize and incite amongst
its Shia residents and all of the terror proxies. So it's a big deal. I mean, they don't even
like for Crown Out Loud, they don't even like the people in Gaza.
They don't like Gaza.
That's why nobody wants, nobody wants to bring any of those people in.
No Arab state is going to allow anybody from Gaza to come into its state.
They repel them.
They absolutely don't want them for good reason.
Trump is just trying to make it to where it isn't just Israel's problem all the time.
So they're really, they don't like Iran because Iran is bad for business and also they're nuts.
Again, one-legged, burnt up, half-dead.
gay, Ayatola.
That's all you got to know.
You know what I was thinking,
sorry for.
In the game
of intersectional politics,
what is, I wonder what his score
is, influentially.
It's pretty close to 100.
One-legged.
Yeah.
Gay.
Half burnt.
I am.
Right?
So three right there.
And it's probably
Middle Eastern and...
Four?
Okay, but does that count
if you're in a Middle Eastern country?
though? Because everybody is.
It just means you're non-white. That's really what matters.
Okay, okay. But does he get
that? I don't know. It's weird. I got questions.
We all have questions.
So in the game of intersectional politics,
he's got three. He's
missing trans.
That would, I don't have
a word that actually is for quad
for trifecta. So it's more than
three, but whatever, you get the idea.
It's Friday.
So I'm just
saying, you know.
I think that he, I'm giving POTUS, I'm giving him time here because the last time he did this,
it ended up being kind of an own against the Iranians because the Saudis were like,
wait, we got our pipe.
Wait, wait, wait, we got the pipeline.
It's like they're turning a valve somewhere.
Wait, hold up.
We got the pipeline.
Wait, and they're turning the valve.
Wait, we, wait, okay, go.
And then Trump comes down.
Yeah, well, the Saudi's got the pipeline open.
So maybe, I don't know if something like that's happening or not.
I don't know.
I'm just saying, take Carg Island, take their oil, and I would parade it.
every single person. I would do to the regime what terrorists do to innocent people when they do
those videos. I would bring the regime out and I would absolutely debase them on video and then
behead them. That'll send a message. Dana, that's so mean. No, it's not mean. It sends a message.
That's the language they speak. We're not becoming fluent in it. We just can speak. It's just a pigeon
version of their language. That's all. So we'll see what this deal is. We'll see what it is.
It's weird to see people like Tucker Cotarlson
act like, well, let's play cut eight.
You're not going to believe this.
Watch.
Iran, which is bombing Arab countries
and destroying Arab countries,
is more popular in some Arab countries
than it was at the beginning of the order.
How could that be?
Well, that's not true.
Well, because Iran has taken a clear position
on the murder of Palestinian
civilians, particularly in Lebanon, but not just Lebanon.
This is so stupid.
Wow. Okay, full stop.
I'm going to save those. I'm going to come back to him. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
He just said, you know, like the Palestinians living in Lebanon, you absolute walking mental
abortion. That's Hezbollah. It's Hezbollah. By the way, Palestinian isn't a real
place, and Palestinian isn't a real people. They're Jordanians that live in a strip of land
that belongs to Israel. So let's stop. But this idea, well, the
Palestinians in Lebanon. That's called
Hezbollah, you absolute
lawn flamingo. That's what it is.
Muslim-Hastrians.
No, they're uniquely protecting.
Okay, I'm sorry. You can play the rest of it.
I just, I had to stop. I had to stop it. I couldn't handle it.
It's like a minute of this. Go ahead.
Iran has tied its
ceasefire negotiations to
a ceasefire in Lebanon. Now, that's
not something that resonates with most Americans. Like, who cares?
But in the Middle East and in the entire rest of the world, really, which is watching us, watching Israel destroy Lebanon for reasons that are not clear at all.
Murder Christians wholesale in Lebanon.
They weren't going to Christian villages.
Bomb Beirut.
They're not a traditional Hezbollah stronghold.
Why are you bombing Beirut?
It is literally a traditional Hezbollah stronghold.
But it's happening and the rest of the world is watching.
You walk in mental abortion.
It's literally a Hezbollah stronghold.
That's where Hezbollah has been historically since Hezbollah started.
It's been in southern Lebanon.
To say that it's not a traditional.
This is like listening to Joe Biden talk about guns.
Dear sweet heavens.
I feel like I'm listening to Joe Biden.
It's the same thing.
Hezbollah literally has always been in southern Lebanon.
Does he not know this?
That is so embarrassing.
This is, you know, I will say, in the digital space,
sometimes it's bad to not have, you know, a network with standards and practices over you
because you say, you're not inclined to just freely, wheelie, daily, say stupid stuff like this.
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I mean, there'd probably be signs, you know.
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Let's see.
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You could show this to somebody and be like, guess how old he is?
I was like 60.
I'm not kidding.
He looks like 60 or 65, and that he's been mining for gold in the 1800s.
Yeah, he looks, exactly, looks like an old prospector.
He does.
He looks legit like an old prospector.
So he burglarized Bud's Minnie Martin, Bradenton.
And it's about 9.55 p.m., according to Bradenton Police Department.
and he entered through the ceiling, as one does.
And then, yeah, he got in a lot of trouble.
The dispatch got called.
I love how they go.
His shopping list included handfuls of cigarettes, lot of tickets, alcohol,
and for reasons only known to him, bologna and cheese.
I don't know if he ate the bologna and cheese,
but I know he's going to get a hot meal in prison.
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joined today by presidential candidate hunter biden 2028 come on hundred so it's gone no no no no you got
president of the united states donald trump talking about your candidacy for president of the
I had to give you a break for just one day, at least.
Here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
I'll run, but only as your VP, because the truth of the matter is the vice president's
residence is a lot cooler.
It's a lot easier job, too.
It's a good.
I can do my Coke with nobody, or sorry, crack with nobody knowing.
I don't, why?
The only reason that Gavin Newsom had him on is because he knows he's not a threat.
But at the same time, you read.
risk associating with that, but the Democrat Party has fallen so far. I mean, they've got
Grant Platner up in Maine that they're like, yeah, he's a great guy. You know, except from the
Nazism and the, you know, like the manhandling of the women that he dated and, you know,
wanking it and a port of John and talking about Nazi stuff on Reddit, you know, not owning any,
I mean, except for all those things. It's a great guy. Democrats have let themselves
no room. They have absolutely boxed themselves in.
and I am here for it.
Oh my gosh, it just makes me so happy.
It's just the elation.
But he's...
Hunter Biden is like the hair in your shower drain if all of a sudden,
like in a very howls-moving castle kind of way,
it developed eyes and started talking to you
from the floor of the shower.
Like, hey, because he, that's...
I just get that vibe from him.
I know I'm really painting a picture for you
that you're like, wow, Dana.
but it's Friday also.
And it's Hunter Biden, really.
So I can't imagine.
Would they just, you know what their campaign favors would be?
Because, you know, when you go to, like, these campaign events,
they got these, like, Chotchkes, right?
They got, like, little key chains,
and they got free pins, and they got magnets.
With him, I think you'd get a little,
what do they call the little baggies of Coke?
What do they call those things?
Or crack?
Because Coke is different from, I don't know.
my drugs. Somebody needs to explain
the difference between don't actually, Coke
and crack for poor people
and Coke for rich people? I think you would just call it a dime
bag, everybody understands.
Like, I don't know.
Really? It just seems like that would be a small.
Dimebag Daryl, yeah. All right. I just thought that was
for other drugs and not that. Okay.
Okay. So
you would get that with like
the Newsome Biden
thing on it.
You could have that. Or probably
an adult toy.
Maybe that would be the thing. I don't know.
Here's, or a gun. Like, here's the gun with Biden Newsom on it or Newsom Biden on it.
You can discard in the nearest trash can across from the school, just like Hunter.
I'm just saying. I, he's not a threat. That's why. But the fact, but here's why it's kind of stupid for Newsom to do this.
Newsom doesn't have the best political acumen, but he can be slick with messaging, but he doesn't have the best political acumen.
by flirting around with that guy, he makes himself look like a less serious candidate.
Like he doesn't, I know, we don't like him, but I'm just telling you this is why he makes stupid decisions and he makes dumb mistakes.
The Democrat Party desperately needs someone to look like the adult in the room.
And him doing that, he takes himself out of contention because Democrats don't even look at Hunter Biden seriously.
They don't think he's a serious person.
They don't look at him seriously.
So it kind of makes him look dumb.
It's like he's cheapening himself.
That's why, you know, on the right, we mock these people who talk to these woke rikers on their podcast because you're cheapening.
You look like a desperate click horror.
You're cheapening yourself by doing this.
You know what I mean?
It's like Vance going on the view.
It cheapens you to go on the view.
Why are you going on the view as we move?
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It's time for Dana's Quick 5.
So apparently now the ring girls outfits for UFC,
they're red, white, and blue.
And apparently they're trying to figure out whether or not they violate the flag code.
You know, the octagon girls, so they got red, white, and blue outfits.
And the way that I, so they're saying, does this, I mean, I don't see.
see that as violating flag
code?
Because it says
you can't use the flag
as apparel bedding or drapery
and it
can't, you can't use it as a part
of like a costume or
and it's considered etiquette.
It's not legally enforceable, but I'm looking at this.
Now they'll have like a red striped
like little skirt or
blue with white stripes, but it's
not like the whole flag
which then I would understand, I would say
that's in bad taste. But the way that they, it's very cleverly done. Like if you have long blue
gloves, that's not a, you know, if you have a red corset and then like a blue, you know,
pair of blue shorts, that's, come on. Those are the colors of the flag, but that's not
wearing the flag. There is a difference there that apparently they're not going to, I don't know.
They're just, I feel like they're just trying to get mad over anything that they possibly can,
right? Anything that they possibly can. Uh, moving on because we actually,
had all those.
We also have,
oh, I guess Elon Musk
is going to be a trillionaire.
SpaceX soared 25%
of Wall Street debut,
and Elon Musk is now the world's first
trillionaire.
The first
trillionaire.
I can't even imagine
that type of money
or
all the good that I would do and
some cruel vengeance that I would
undertake. That's why
the Lord's like, don't give her a trillion dollars.
Man alive. I told you what I do, right? Donate to my church,
my church, animal shelters, like women's shelters,
you know, orphan, all of that. But then also, I would engage all my enemies in
lawfare that made them all destitute and completely broken hopeless.
I would. I see, that's why it's not nice.
Let's see. Algae is forming in the newly, in the refurbation.
collecting pool. It's a residual thing that they're still battling, but it's a lot better than what
they had, right? And apparently the U.S. military, the rumor is that they're preparing a ground
mission to capture Iran's uranium. But that was paused.
