The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - BONUS: The Hasan Piker Divide Grows

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

President Trump clarifies why John Ratcliffe took a trip to Russia. The closest Dominos and Papa Johns to the Pentagon reported high traffic, sensing something happening. Actor Tim Curry dies at 80. Canada hits the United States with 50% retaliatory tariffs. Hasan Piker says Abdul el-Sayed’s public attempts to distance himself from him are simply meant to fool voters. El-Sayed rushes to blame AIPAC for funding his opponent, Mike Rogers. Philly DA Larry Krasner vows to blow up the White House ballroom in an official ceremony once Democrats take control of the government Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Relief Factorhttps://www.ReliefFactor.comYou could be the next person sharing a Relief Factor success story. Get started today with the 3-Week QuickStart for only $17.76 and tell them you heard about them on The Dana Show. Ghost Bedhttps://GhostBed.com/DANAFor a limited time during Ghost Bed’s Labor Day Sale, they’re offering my audience an extra 10% off their lowest prices of the season with promo code DANA. Laundry Saucehttps://LaundrySauce.comMake laundry day the best day of the week with Laundry Sauce. Get 20% off your entire order with code DANA.Chapterhttps://AskChapter.Org/danaAsk Chapter today if you could be saving money on your medicare coverage. Alliance Defending Freedomhttps://JoinADF.com/DanaAlliance Defending Freedom is on the front lines defending the freedoms and values that matter. Join the fight today. Byrnahttps://Byrna.com/DanaTrusted by law enforcement, security professionals, and everyday Americans—defend yourself and your family with Byrna.HumanNhttps://Humann.com/DanaGet the limited edition HumanN Watermelon Flavor and find out how to get a FREE 30-day supply before they sell out.Patriot Mobilehttp://PatriotMobile.com/DANAMake the switch to Patriot Mobile today.  Visit online or call 972-PATRIOT and use promo code DANA for a FREE month of service.Webroothttps://Webroot.com/DanaSave 60% off Webroot. Protect your devices. Protect your family. Protect your peace of mind. Live a better digital life with Webroot. Noble Goldhttps://NobleGoldInvestments.com/DanaIf you want to see how physical gold and silver could fit into your portfolio, download Noble Gold Investments FREE Wealth Protection KitSubscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite

Welcome to the program. So yesterday we had this story on John Ratcliffe going to Moscow. And apparently he was there for a very, very short time. And he was saying that this, I mean, the intel agencies haven't taken any questions on it. He was there for a very short time. I think what, not even an hour? What is so important to go over there? for that. Cut three.

Trump responded to this. So all of this, I think it's all related to Iran. But listen, this is just one of the ingredients in the stew today. Cut three. None of the above. He's there. You know, very sort of semi-routine. I hate to disappoint people.

We would like to see the war with Ukraine end. That's a war would have never started. Blendombeau were president. That's one of the one that's one of the negatives of not having it done that way. I think this way is. actually turned out to be bigger in many ways. So semi-routine business. What is semi-routine business?

I mean, it's not like he just popped over there to check on his chickens, you know? I mean, what is the semi-routine business? I would like to know. Isn't that interesting? And then there's all kinds of, the other thing that Lorraine noted, I'm just, I'll throw this out there.

So what do they call it the, they measure the pizzas? You know that? It's the pizza tracker. It's literally a, it's an account that measures it. So it's the Pentagon Pizza Report. Now, here's, it's not, no, it's not an official thing. Here's why it's a deal. So whenever things start kind of kicking off or getting a little hectic, people order pizza. That's the thing. You know, they stay late, they work, they order pizza. So last night, and this was about six o'clock central, I guess.

It said the closest dominoes and Papa Johns to the Pentagon were reporting high traffic. The second closest dominoes is also reporting high traffic. And then Freddie's Beach Bar, there's not a beach there. Why is it called that? Why would it be called the Beach Bar? I don't understand. They reported slightly below average traffic for whatever that means. So now, Lorraine says Heggseth has been messing with it.

Mm-hmm. That's what I'm just saying. I mean, that would actually be, think about it, though. What a SIOP? Like, what is your job? What is your, what's your job today? Well, I've got to order a bunch of pizzas to make everybody think that something's about to go off. That's what we got to, we got to make sure that we do that, just to throw everyone.

He addressed the pizza tracker, and he was, he did that over the weekend. And he was saying that he joked about. sometimes. Now, I don't know if it was a joke. Maybe it was, but he joked about ordering random pizza deliveries to confuse the tracker. Now, Freddy's, yes, that's what I, then Lorraine confirmed that that is the gay bar near the Pentagon. So the gays aren't there. I don't know where the gays are. The gays are preparing for war. I mean, pizza, and then nobody's at the gay bar, the gays are going to war. It's just what it is. I mean, that's how they do it, right? So Hegseth was joking about it over the weekend.

He was talking to Peter Ducey and he was saying, yeah, he goes, he said, quote, I've just thought of ordering lots of pizza on random nights just to throw everybody off. And he says, yes, you know, sometimes spikes in delivery traffic could signal long nights at the Pentagon. But then, you know, that could just be me tapping the app. He's literally said it. He goes, literally verbatim, quote, it might just be me on an app throwing the whole system off. So we keep everybody off balance. We look at every indicator.

So the fact that he was aware of it is interesting because Ducey asked him and he was like, yeah, I'm aware of that. I'm aware of it. Ooh, kind of spooky. Well, spooky. Now, a lot of people were talking about it. They were saying, no, that's a lot of money on random pizzas. Or it's, I mean, it's going to be unnoticed because only massive orders apparently trigger it. So apparently it has to be a pretty sizable order to trigger it.

Now, why do I say this? because I, well, I don't know if he's, maybe he has done it. I don't know. But the reason I bring it up is because we had that thing with Ratcliffe going over to Moscow all simultaneously while the pizza deliveries were increasing guys. I'm just saying, look, you know what? I don't want to hear it from people. People literally see a bit of brown floof in the woods and they're like, oh my gosh, it's Bigfoot. We're having a Bigfoot invasion. Bigfoot's in the Pacific Northwest. It's Bigfoot war. and then something like this, which is like documented. People have been buying a lot of pizzas.

And I'll get, Dana, that's a little conspiracy theorist. A little conspiracy theorist. Here, by the way, have you tried crystals to help with your allergy headaches? Just rub a crystal on the bottom of your feet. These are the same people. You're laughing over there, but you know it's true. Same stuff. This is so ridiculous.

So I'm choosing, I'm choosing to believe in this. I choose it. I choose to believe that, you know, it'll make for an interesting week. Everything's hot and boring. Everybody's back in school. There's no news. The news cycle is so ridiculous. I may have to talk about Kim Kardashian's daughter later this program.

Good gosh. Join the White Oprah Brigade. No, that's never going to happen. I think I'm going to yeat myself off my roof before I do that. So I just thrown it out there. Okay, so a couple of other things. we talked about the Tim Curry situation. I hope I didn't just ruin everybody's day

than that you guys were aware of this and you saw it somewhere because that's really sad. But Tim Curry passed away. So him, Dolly. Who? I don't want to seem like a vulture. But who?

How's Willie doing? Willie okay down there in Texas. Somebody go check on Willie. Check on Willie Nelson. So apparently TMZ, which I don't like, but still, TMZ reported that police responded to Tim Curry's house last night at like 1130. They don't suspect foul play. He had had health issues already.

He has been like he had health issues for quite a while. So, and he was in a wheelchair. And that was like he, the last interview I think anybody had of him was in 2017. He was in a wheelchair. He was 80 years old as well. So Dolly was 80. Tim Curry was 80. Kane, I want you to do a quick search for the people and see who are the old American icons that are currently 80 or about to be 80 within the next month. Because I feel like death has a trend right now.

I don't mean to sound, stop. I'm not trying to sound morbid. I don't mean to sound disrespectful. I just want to know to prepare myself. Because I can't take any more icons, guys. It needs to be some like Z-lister. It needs to be a Z-lister. And it's never anybody you would want, right?

It's never anybody like that guy can go. Or that woman, no, I don't like her. She's a horrible actress and she said some stuff about gun control. Take her off this mortal coil. Oh, what did you go? come up with Kane. Hang on, folks. Google has quite a list. I, you know, I asked it directly, who are the U.S. celebrities near

80 years old and still alive today? So Harrison Ford is 84. Barbara Streisand's 84. Sylvester Stallone is 80. Okay, guard him. Oh, no, no. I will declare war. No. You go Rambo on that.

I will go Rambo for Rambo. Dear sweet heavens, protect slide all costs. No. No, he's a treasure. Okay. So Cher is 80? I'm ambivalent. Goldie Hahn is 80?

No, Goldie must be protected. Nope, Goldie's got to be safe. No, can't lose Goldie. Can't lose Goldie. George W. Bush, they have listed here as 80 right now. Martin Sheen is 85. Al Pacino is 86. Al Pacino.

I love Al Pacino. Morgan Freeman is 89. Morgan Freeman is 89 years old. Yeah. Okay, he needs to stay busy saying every word in the English language right now so we can immortalize his voice for perpetuity so we can always have it with us. I think AI already does. Yeah, but it sounds weird. You can tell when it's AI. It sounds a little lot. It just sounds weird. It's like it, you know, it's like an alien trying to be a person. It just

sounds off. Okay. So I'm really worried right now about Goldie and Sly, but they look real healthy. Like I just read Daily Mail and she was on a boat in the, in the, near the islands off of Greece, like hopping around, you know, boating with Kurt Russell. Oh my gosh, how old's Kirk? She's older than him. But still, they need to be careful over there. Put them in some bubble wrap. We can't lose any way. It needs to be some Z-lister. It needs to be a nobody, guys.

Or somebody that we all hate. Who's somebody we all hate? Maybe we want, that sounds horrible, but I just trying to be practical here, people. Going off the rail. Trying to be practical. All right, we got more on the way. We got, oh, no. No, don't you.

Dick Van Dyke is 100 years old? Can I be honest? I want something real quick. I love Dick Van Dyke. didn't realize he was still with us. I didn't know. And Mel Brooks is apparently 100. He's got to do space balls too. So nothing. Mel needs to just, just, you know, get in some bubble wrap. Get in your little bubble wrap, coozy. We needed like old people coosies to put them in there so they're forever protected, right? That's my new invention. Old people coosies. Like, you know how you put your

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It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So Tim Curry passed away age 80. He was also Pennywise on the set of it. Bill Scarsguard was a really good choice to do the clown after him to do Pennywise after Tim Curry, because Tim Curry was fantastic at it. He was actually terrifying. He was such a good character. So we are going to do the death pole later.

We're going to kind of look around and just kind of see. Just, you know, we need to protect some people. Also, we've got it's always 80. The tropical, the next Tropical storm, no, no.

It's scheduled to be named Dolly. So they have these like names that they come. So it's, We had crystal ball. Now we're going to have Dolly next, apparently. That needs to be skipped. Dolly is the next name on this year's list of hurricanes.

And they said it will likely be Tropical Storm Dolly and could become a hurricane dolly. I don't think so. So I think that needs to change. That needs to absolutely change. I don't know. I just don't feel like, no, especially if it's a big bad hurricane. Let's just not mess with it. Jolene Maxwell's bid to overturn her conviction was rejected.

Rotten hell be. Let's see. Scientists turned plastic waste into edible cookies. because that's disgusting. Of course they did. Why don't you just go and eat a urinal cake next? Why just go do that next? These cookies look like a little...

I mean, that's just disgusting looking. It looks like, imagine you take cardboard and you shred it, and then you get it, you like make it, you soak it, and then you form it into the shape of slightly a cookie, and then you bake it a little bit. That's what we're talking about. I'm not kidding you. I'm looking at it right now, and it looks like a petrified dog do.

It's horrible. But apparently now that's... They're trying to stop plastic pollution. let's not. Let's not eat. Why would you eat a plastic if we're trying to get plastic out of our food supply? It doesn't make any sense. Putin blocks Kanye West concerts

because they're worried about a Nazi backlash. He's been fueling the Nazi backlash. What is this dude talking about? Russian sciops and propaganda have been fueling all of this stuff. They're trying to sew discord elsewhere, but then they're like, oh, wait, it's also in our backyard? And now apparently they have three sleep, let's see, sleep habit, wait, how are they tying sleep habits to

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They charge tariffs. They take advantage of us as though they were a state. and they're not a state. And they've taken our car industry, and they've taken our agriculture industry. You know, the farmers can't sell anything in there because the tariffs are so enormous. And yet they want to sell enough without any cash.

So I had a deal. That was a pretty good deal, you know, quite good, because they're afraid that I won't do any bit. In other words, we won't trade. They don't have anything that we have to have, okay? We can get by. I mean, there are a couple of things that would make it a little inconvenient.

but we can get them elsewhere. And it's time to teach Canada. You can't do this anymore. Canada needs to be a better partner, I think, right now, because so far they've been incredibly rude. Very, very rude. I mean, there are a bunch of leftists, so it's not entirely surprising.

But at the same time, this is, it's getting, it's just, this nuts. It's just going on for too long. This is POTS talking about the back and forth with Canada and how they were attempting what they, They were threatening to turn off the electricity. Okay. Go ahead and do that.

We can complain too and we can act like victims too, just as good as you can. So go ahead and try. Go ahead and try and we'll see. Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash with you. We're at the bottom of this second hour. And I, let's see. Because Trump was speaking about a number of different things, whether it was with Iran and then, of course, the latest here,

which is really being high. up and they're really trying to use this. I think especially in some of these northern races going into midterms. I love this New York Times piece. Canadians are standing their ground. They're standing their ground. And then they talk about Captain Canada Firebrand on loads on Trump. They're really, they called Mark Carney, literally Captain Canada. Firebrand, Canadian Prime Minister. And they not only have him, but they have the Ontario Premier, Doug Ford. We talked about him yesterday. I liked his brother. way better than I liked him. I got to be honest. But Trump was mocking him earlier. He said he was, quote, he was less charismatic, intelligent, and overall unimpressive compared to his late brother.

His late brother was the mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford, who really was like a Chris Farley character. He got in trouble in 2013 because of crack cocaine. sidebar. Okay, so does Hunter Biden do crack cocaine or is it just the cocaine? And what's the difference between regular cocaine and crack cocaine? And again, just speaking from non-experience, I think you snort the regular cocaine, right? And I think you smoke the crack cocaine. We're going to have to have like a go-to drug expert like cricket from always sending Philadelphia

that we can just cut to and be like, hey, can you clarify some of the drugs on this? And, you know, maybe they're doing the interview from, you know, they're like, you know, their little tent and Skid Row. I don't know, but they could, you know, as long as they're not too tweaked out, maybe perhaps give a little insight into this. I mean, it's, it's this, all of this is so insane. All right. So on top of this, the latest with Democrats and Abdul El-Said, who just keeps doubling down, he's not only the only person who keeps doubling down. It's also Hassan Piker. This is cut six. I hate playing this, but I will so long as Hassan Piker is basically the spokesperson for the Democrat Party. Listen to what he says here because Democrats are

really there, you have out of 212, I pull this up, out of 212 members of Democrat members of the House, they had, who was the, who was it that, oh, four, four of them said something about how not nice it was that Abdul al-Said was what he, said about Sharia and also his close association with Hassan Piker, right? And Democrats were trying to say, look how many of us have criticized four. And two of them actually would not criticize particularly El-Said's relationship with Piker. I can't believe I'm going to say this. Corey Booker did, right?

First off, let's play Hassan. This is cut six. Play this first. There are going to be a lot of people who are already questioning Abdelah Syed's sincerity on these issues that will then turn around and say, oh, he's, you know, he's moderating his position on Israel, all this stuff. I don't think he is. Okay. I will say this.

I am literally the person that is being dangled. And I'm going to tell you, once again, he's not moderating on his perspective on Israel. real or anything like that. Okay? His reaction to this has always been very good, which is, look, I deal with people that I don't fully agree with and don't fully subscribe to on a daily basis.

This is politics. Politics is about addition, not subtraction, right? It's smart. What does this even mean? It's the right way to deal with it and then deflect back to the issues because they are the ones who are engaging in the deflection, okay?

Hmm. What in the hell world word is this? No clue. This is like some of the dumbest words salad I've ever heard. What does this even mean? So Hassan Piker's out there saying, well, you know, he's really not trying to distance. And what was I? He's like Kamala Harris listening to him speak.

And, you know, he's just, this is all about just, you know, politics. It's about addition, not subtraction, whatever that means. It's just like, he's just trying to, does he actually say anything of substance, Hassan Piker? I don't necessarily, I don't believe that he does. The problem with this is that. what Hassan, Hassan Piker, they act like,

did you hear how he described it? Oh, they're dangling me. You were, he was the one who sought this out. Hassan Piker went and sought all of this out. He sought out the attention. He sought out the, the association. He offered himself up. I had, well, I have a couple of friends

that I've known for a long time that are more moderates. They're not really, one of them I've known for a very, very long time. Used to work with a senator. works for a moderate kind of think tank. We don't agree on everything. But my friend absolutely cannot stand Hassan Piker and is really livid at how what she says, the way that Democrats are setting themselves up for just never-ending, deserved criticism because of this association, that they're so terrified to disassociate because they feel

as though it is perceived as admittance of a wrong. Well, it is, if you're cozying up to this guy who said that Americans deserved 9-11. And he did. He said this. He said it on his live stream. That's kind of a problem, I think. He's, that's not even some of the craziest. He said even worse.

He was talking about how Jews in the United States, if they keep acting as, if they keep worrying about our ally in the Middle East, then they're going to bring more violence upon themselves or something like, I'm just craziness. This is craziness. By the way, speaking of this, let me pull up my post, because I talked about this, I think it was earlier today. So, Abdul al-Said, right? He was, he's been running his mouth on X nonstop.

They're really trying to salvage some of the answers that he had. when he was on with Jesse Waters. They're really, really trying to, like, thread this needle here. He went after Mike Rogers. Mike Rogers was saying that El Saeed wants to represent, quote, unquote, Palestine, and Rogers was saying, I want to represent Michigan, et cetera, et cetera. And Abdul Al-Said said, quote, he's so proud of himself. Look at him.

He practiced that line all weekend at his APEC fundraisers. They're trying so hard. to remove a source of money and support in the campaign as a way to kneecap Rogers. Let's make something very clear about APEC. If people are out there calling it foreign, honestly, you should be dragged behind a truck. I'm so tired of this nonsense. If I gave you what I really thought of it, I'd probably be arrested.

If I gave you my real two sense on what I think about the, stuff because it is so stupid. It's dumber than anything I've heard on the left. I wish people had the balls to just let their freak flag fly and be like, I just don't like Jews. Just say it. Instead of using stupid Jack Posobic or whatever that guy who got his security clearance pulled, whatever that half-wit says, when he says Epstein class or Bolsheviks, they don't have the balls to say Jews. That's what they're talking about. When people go after A-PAC, I don't care if someone doesn't like someone's speech. This is the United Flipping States of America. All right. Right? We just celebrated America's 250th birthday. That is a group of Americans. I don't know if I need to explain this to the products of incest that are imported over here from Pakistan, if that's the issue or what. But let me be very clear. It is a group of Americans who are spending the money they earned any damn well way they please. So the people criticizing it, hate free speech, which is anti-American. You are worse. You are worse than in as, you are as bad as a

Islamist if you're over here dragging our free speech rights. So if you've got a problem with APEC, you've got a problem with free speech. I don't give a rat's ass if somebody, I don't like it because they're Jewish. At least have the, you know what, at least have the beans to say it. I'm so tired of people skirting around this issue. It is a group of Americans who spend their money that they want to. And the people criticizing it are borrowing gun controllers, they're weaponizing the tactic that gun controllers use. Gun controllers are all. always going after, ooh, the gun lobby, the gun lobby, like regular average everyday people who simply want to spend their money in support of a Second Amendment candidate. There are people,

shocker in the United States, Abdul al-Said, who believe that of all of the countries in the Middle East, only one really has actually proven its worth as an ally. And it sure as hell ain't Syria. And it sure is hell ain't Turkey. And it's not Jordan. And it's not Egypt. And it's not Qatar. there are people who think it serves the United States as best interests to have a stronger ally, to maintain that alliance. That's what this group believes. And why do they believe it and why do they spend their money the way they do? Because they're putting American security first, you walking mental abortions.

That's why. So all the people that are out there, I'm just going to call you little El Saeed's, because that's what it is, El Saeed Jr. logic. I just don't like this group of Americans using their money the way they want. Why don't you like it because they're Jews? Just be honest about it. But see, people are afraid to admit that they share the position of Islamists like Abdul al-Said. Abdul al-Said's, he's so mad.

You know how much money this man takes from care, an unindicted co-conspirator? Remember the world trade center bombings? Care, which actually includes foreigners and foreign money. Oh, but I guess the people talking about APEC didn't know that. This is asinine. I get so aggravated at this. And then notice, see, here's the problem. When the woke right goes after those talking points, they make it to where they can't hit back at El Saeed when he does this.

Do you see how the woke Reich is now actively working against getting candidates elected? They're very, very silent on Mike Rogers right now. Why is it? Because Mike Rogers is up against an Islamist. And the Islamist is like, Mike Rogers takes a money for. from Americans who just happened to also maybe be Jewish or some of them like support Jewish Americans and they believe in a strong alliance with Israel. He's mad at that, but he'll take all kinds of money overseas from overseas Mullahs.

What do you think care money comes from? Let's be real. This is all documented. This is all an open secrets. It's not like I'm saying anything surprising or any like rolling over a rock that hasn't already been rolled over. So all the people that are out there saying that that's the Abdul al-Said stuff. Congratulations. You sound like a mullah. So he goes after this. Oh, look, he practiced that line all weekend.

And Abdul al-Said, have you been practicing your defense campaigning with a guy who said that we deserve 9-11? That the children that were being watched over a World Trade Center, that they deserved to die, that thousands of Americans deserved to die. Abdul al-Said, interestingly, hasn't said anything about that. He hasn't condemned that remark. He hasn't condemned Hassan Piker. He has done more to defend Hassan Piker than he has ever done to defend the United States. Abdul al-Said has done more to defend Islamism and Sharia than he has ever spoken or said or done at all whatsoever to defend the liberty of the United States. And a lot of these woke rikers are making it easy for him because they're all the same person. More on the way. We've got days of these United States to come as well.

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Ghostbad.com slash Dana. promo code Dana. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Well, here's one way to do it. A Florida man led a stolen car chase to a Florida jail's parking lot. Sheriff's office shared a video of the chase showing the guy take the stolen car into Orange County Jails parking lot. They then saw him get out of the car, tried to jump the fence and run towards a pond.

Why would you do that? He literally took himself to jail. Clearly he was quickly located and taken into custody. I feel like the deputies missed an opportunity to really tell us a great story. I want to hear more about the drama. I want to hear if there were gators in the pond. I wanted to hear if he had a canine out. We need to hear more of this stuff,

especially if he's running into a pond where the gators live. That's just, I don't know. I guess the man was desperate. Okay. We are trying to figure out if this is a real story. I think it might be because I haven't. I mean, it's literally on a local news channel website, right? Kane?

Yes, it is. Okay, guys. So 21-year-old was charged after starting to fight at a Chuck E. cheese with an underage teenager who fathered a child with his ex. So he's 21 years old. He, oh gosh, settle in. This is, we're going to take a second. So it's 21 year old, right, from Pompano Beach. He's facing child abuse charges because he got into a fight with a teenager. And it happened just this past Saturday. At a Chucky Cheese, y'all, is that a Chucky Cheese, according to the arrest affidavit, the victim was working inside the establishment. So the teenager was working in Chucky Cheese. He was in

the establishment. The suspect identified as Vincent Evans came in with another woman. Deputies say that Evans approached the victim from behind, dragged him down before the two started fighting, after which Evans and the woman that he was with fled the scene. And then according to officials, the whole thing was captured on surveillance footage. Now, investigators say the victim is the boyfriend of, oh gosh, Evans' ex-girlfriend, who is the mother of his child. And apparently she's also pregnant with a child that is also his. So they took him into custody. He's facing a child abuse, charge of child abuse because the guy was a teenager,

without great bodily harm. And he's being held at Broward Main Jail and $1,000 bond. So she's trifling. Yeah. The whole story is trifling. Yeah, the whole story is insane. First off, she left a 21-year-old to go with an underage guy. Ew.

And she's, She's probably herself under 21 with two kids already. One already out and one on the way. At least I guess it's by the same dad. I don't know. Oh my gosh. This story is just, this story is so dastic.

I just don't know what else to put it. Let's see here. I got to call. I don't know if I want to do that one. Okay, let me do. Florida woman Amber, it's all her fault. A pervert was banned from a Florida chick filet because he would not stop going through the drive-th

and exposing himself. It's not our pleasure, sir. Get out. A Palm Coast man was convicted and sentenced, and he pled guilty to exposing his Franken beans at a Chick-fil-A drive-thru, according to Flager County Sheriff's Office. In the release, deputy said the man, identified as Luke Dudaquick.

Dude-quick, yeah, was taken into custody after he exposed himself to a minor in the fast food lane going through the drive-thru. He told deputies that the victim told deputies she was here. handing the customer his food. Oh, I can't read the rest of this. It's actually that gross. Basically, his britches were down in the car and he was really trying to show off. Let's just put it that way.

And immediately, he pled guilty to elude exhibition by an adult offender in the presence of a victim under 16 years of age. So now he's five years of sex offender probation. Can we just, like, scorching him off the earth? I just watched a video yesterday of somebody getting struck by lightning and Why does that never happen to these people? We have more on the way as we move. Our partners that help bring you the program. It's our friends over at Relief Factor.

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It's going to be a piece of the ballroom after we all blow it up. That's what it's going to be. Oh. In an official, official ceremony, just so we're clear. In an official ceremony, we're going to blow it up, and we're going to give the taxpayers their money. money back by selling all the pieces as paperweights, and I will have one on my desk. What does that mean where a guy's holding a butterfly? And then it's like, is this?

You know, it's like a, they're joking. So I would use that format and say, is this terrorism? You have the Philly DA, Larry Krasner, Clinton, Tote, who's talking about blowing out the White House ballroom because they're morons. You have the, just, I know, I know, the Philly DA going out there. I want to run for DA so I can do it. whatever the hell I want. Man, give me that power. Give me the one ring. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Let me have it. Oh, I'll be so good. I'll be lovey-dovey. I promise. Larry Krasner, DA, of Philadelphia going out to talk. Oh, it's an official ceremony,

the terrorism. So that makes it better? Official terrorism. Yeah, so it's official terrorism? I don't quite understand how that works, but yeah, Kane, you found the mean. That's the mean. The guy holding a butterfly, and he's like, is this? And you can substitute whatever. So, yeah, that's kind of a problem for him to say something like that. And by the way, Larry Krasner was a big-time Clinton toady. And there were certain other Clinton Stooges who actually thought he would have been a good addition to the Supreme Court. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Like, we dodged a bullet with Merrick Garland. Can you imagine? Can you imagine this guy? Good heavens. So this is,

I mean, and he's trying to couch it by saying, no, no, no, it's, you're in an official ceremony as a way to say that it's justified. He actually wants to place, and he's being serious, he actually wants to put charges around the White House ballroom and blow it up. Why are they so mad? What did the room do to him? And he wants to have chunks, I guess, of the blown up concrete is a paperweight on his desk. Can I ask a question, guys? is that an insurrection? I was told reliably

that things of this nature were insurrectiony, as it were. Is that an insurrection? I mean, what he's doing, that's what I was told. When he's not hunting down ice agents, I guess he's fantasizing psychotically about an insurrection that includes blowing up the White House ballroom

just because. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. Just would like to remind everyone that it is now Pilgrim candy season. Pilgrim candy season by Pilgrim candy, I mean the delightful American AF, candy corn and candy pumpkins, which is really next to Reese's pieces, the only acceptable patriotic treat this fall. Oh, I will literally throw that bomb out there.

I will rage bait because it's delicious. So, ooh, yay, love it. We'll talk more later. Trump, let's see, a couple other things. Blah, where to go. So apparently Fentanyl has been

overdoses from fentanyl has been drastically reduced apparently by 54% from its peak prior to his inauguration. Wow, it's almost like closing the border and making sure that raggedy old drugs can't come through the border

that that's actually going to do so. Wow, who would have thought? And blown up boats. And blown up boats. Yeah, we need the Miami Vice theme right there. Let's see, ex-Southern Poverty Law Center's ringleader is a no show at court as she faces charges of funneling millions of dollars to white supremacist groups. Hmm. You know how they say the camera adds 10 pounds?

How many cameras are on her? Yeah, I'm wondering about that. I mean, is it possible? Why do they need 100 in there? I don't know. But anyway, life isn't going so well for her. We're going to make so much fun of this. So the Tate brothers, the Taint brothers, the guys who are being accused of sex trafficking and being stanky.

and also wearing caprice and not ever participated in Lake Day. Apparently, it came out that their wealth is entirely exaggerated. Oh, anybody else surprised? No, not when you walk around dressed like Broke Nuvo Reish. Nope. Let's see. Lab-made DNA can store memory like a flash drive. Mom is going to run to get some of that.

And also, a car blown up in Central London if it was left outside of a major train station. I guess, you know, they couldn't tow it. I don't know.