The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - BONUS: Why Trump Should Stop Listening To J.D. Vance

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

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But this, because that's an archive of the show, the podcast does. So we're watching the Carmelo Anthony thing. We're also watching the latest with Iran as well, because yesterday Iran fired on American assets in Kuwait. And by assets, I mean our troops going after. for one of the bases. They're not serious about any kind of a ceasefire. And I get that there are some in the Trump administration that are whispering into POTUS's ear and they don't want him to do anything. They don't want him to do anything and they want him to tell Israel to not do anything for them to not defend themselves. And I think we're going to talk here in a little bit about

the Rubio versus Vance aspect of this because Rubio's being very practical. And as, you know, he had a great soundbite at one point where he was saying that it was stupid, you know, not defend oneself and to not shoot back, that it was dumb. What did he say? What was the sound bite that he had that was like going around yesterday evening? Something like, I don't know, we might be able. I'll pull it up here. But he was saying that, yeah, you shoot back.

That's what happens. Like when you're defending your country, when you're defending your people. But then you have that versus the Vance approach, which is just get out and just let's like, I feel like he wants to cut an Obama deal with Iran. That's kind of what I'm getting. It may not be true, but we do know that he's been not on the same page as POTUS. He's been supportive of POTUS, but he's not on the same page as POTUS regarding Iran. There is a bit of a red-green alliance there.

Oh, the rub is coming. You guys think that 2016 was nuts? You think 2020 was nuts? Wait until 2028 when all the people in the Woke Reich are going to try to position the candidate that they like best against the candidate that. that everybody else might be looking at. It's coming. It's coming. Just get ready.

But there is, you're starting to see that this power place so far hasn't been in front of the American public's eyes, but you're seeing hints of it. You see it like the whole reason, the rumor is that the story that came out, I guess it was over the weekend that Susie Wiles was leaving the administration and she wasn't. Apparently that was one of the factions that are trying to push Trump to do things that apparently Trump doesn't want to do. And that was leaked. There's a lot of stuff with ODNI. There's a lot of back and forth with a lot of this. And so just saying, very, you know, yeah. And POTUS said, by the way, Lorraine shares this because this came just a little bit ago.

Potus had posted, quote, I have just been informed by our great military that last night the Iranian shot down one of our highly sophisticated Apache helicopters while patrolling over the Strait of Ormuz. There were two pilots involved. Both are safe and uninjured. nevertheless, the United States must, out of necessity, respond to this attack. Iran's not serious about a ceasefire. I'm done pretending that they are. This is what's going to happen. We're going to dance around the issue, and then nothing's going to happen,

and then we're going to have midterm elections, and the regime is going to stay in place, and they're going to be emboldened more than they ever have been before. This is the last chance to do it. If you want people to get on board the next time you want to prosecute a conflict, then by damn, you better make sure that you end it. We didn't start it, but by God, we'll finish it. That needs to be done. That's where we're at now.

No more of this Heming and Heine and dancing around the issue. They're not negotiating in good faith. They never negotiated in good faith. They never have negotiated in good faith. The end. I don't know what people need to see more. I get it that there are some people out there that are eager to dress up as dancers and go Bacabazi for their Shia masters.

I get it. But the rest of us don't want to do that. We would like to continue living free and being unbothered by third world whole bronze age barbarians. Okay. Bottom line. And the Persian people of Iran, I would imagine, would love to be free from the invaders and the people who colonized Iran. The same people who colonized Gaza, a bunch of invaders who went in and colonized. Same thing.

That's what happened in Iran. You had a bunch of Islamists take over and destroy beautiful Persian culture, Zoroastrians. I mean, golly, they even changed the name. It was Parsi, not Farsi. They even changed the name, try to alter the name of their language. I think Trump needs to stop. I agree, Lorraine. Trump needs to stop listening to Vance.

I'm going to be very frank with you. I don't dislike Vance. I think he's entirely out of, I just don't think he's got good acumen. I don't think he's ready for prime time as a standalone candidate. I mean, he barely made it to Senate. Mitch McConnell had to bail him out by the tune of millions of dollars. because J.D. Vance was not going to win a Senate race in Ohio. So that he had to be bailed out. There was a significant amount of resource that was pulled out of Arizona to go and help Vance in Ohio.

There's a lot there. But he's not on the same page as POTUS. He's more of a Tucker. He said his favorite podcast was Theo Vaughn. And Theo Vaughn gets on there and goes crazier than Tucker Carlson does on to Jews and Israel and mine jobs and conspiracies and all this other stuff. It's like listening to my drunk uncle, sit at the Thanksgiving table and spout off about all kinds of crazy nonsense. And he's a Democrat voter. I mean, it's just like hearing that. It's the same thing. So I, you know, I don't know. I got a lot of questions. I think that there is a back and forth between, I think there's a, it's not out for the world to see. And I think Rubio's too busy. But there is, I think, a little bit of a competition, but I think that Trump is listening to Rubio more than he's listening to Vance.

It was reported that Rubio's backing apparently helped Israel secure Trump's a greenlight. You know, because Israel just runs the United States, they can't even fart with so much as getting Trump's written permission, apparently. The story is that Rubio played a significant role in the discussion and backed Israel's position to defend itself. I mean, I think anybody would at that point. It's very interesting. There was a headline, though, that I think that was not accurate. I watched this clip where someone said that they wrote, the White House sent Vance to attack Israel. real publicly and prepare the public for what is about to be an Obama deal 2.0. And the VP

didn't push back about the lie that is real spying on the U.S. No wonder the VP recommended Theo Vaughn is a good podcast for young people, which it's not, by the way, Theo Vaughn's a graper. I think that was very illuminating that Vance said that. Again, I don't dislike Vance, but I'm just calling balls and strikes. If you don't want me to observe this stuff, then don't do it where it can be observed. It's that simple, you know. but this um i don't think that i don't think vance attacked israel publicly i think he was super vague and i think there's a lot to read in there but i i disagree with the characterization that was going around that he somehow attacked uh israel's right of self-defense or anything like that

i don't believe that he did i think he's way more way more um opaque than that Although, I mean, you see the cards that some of these lawmakers have that they've shown. There was this story about outrage as Netanyahu was caught spying on Trump's Iran negotiators. This was something that came out of daily mail. I'm pretty sure that came right out of Vance's office if I had to guess because he has not been on board with the peace deal. I don't think that he's been on board. If you haven't really heard and talk about Israel's defense, Israel's self-defense, not the United States defending Israel, but if they get attacked by Iraq, they sure is hell be able to defend themselves, right?

If the United States gets attacked by an enemy, the United States should be able to defend itself, correct? Okay, so do we change what that our position is, depending on whether or not Jews are involved? I mean, for crying out loud, I feel like I've fallen in the most dumb-ass timeline on God's Green Earth. I really do.

So the stories, oh, Intel officials were alarmed about eavesdropping on American diplomats. Are you people morons? Are you? I got to ask, the people that are buying into this. Everybody spies on everybody. To that point.

Everybody, not you guys, but everybody that I mostly work with, I save everything. I keep a file on everybody, just for my own peace of mind. Every country spies on every. The United States spies on everybody. Every country spies on everyone. You are an idiot if you don't. That's just the way it is.

And they're trying to make this a very big deal. Every few years, someone tries to make this a very big deal. And of course, it was leaked to the New York Times, which suspiciously has run stories like this before from the same, sort of the same origin. See, the fight's not playing out in front of your eyes. It's playing out back channel. And then it gets leaked to the press as a proxy. That's how this is happening. Just so you know.

And it's interesting, too, because if you look at whose influence is winning in the White House, I think it's Rubio's influence. It's winning. And Rubio's very practical. He's not like Lindsey Graham. He's very practical. Now, I don't have a dog in this fight for 2028, but there are some jockeying going on. And you got to know, when you see it, you got to believe it.

Meanwhile, by the way, Democrats, let me pull this on, these ridiculous people. They, uh, their support for Israel and any kind of alliance aid, this New York Times, the Senate polls, 74% of Democrats now. they're the left right. The left right and the woke right are the same. Of course, they got that platinum problem, which we're going to get into. The big time platinum problem. Now, a couple of other things to note. The story with the woman who was stabbed, well, right in the neck, the Ukrainian refugee arena Zarutka on the train of North Carolina, he apparently was found in incompetent to stand trial by a federal judge.

DeCarlos Brown Jr. So the New York Post wrote that he's, DeC Carlos Brown Jr., 35, ranted about having material in his body, and I think he's pretending to be crazy, and experiencing a body emergency during the brief hearing at the federal courthouse in Charlotte. He shouted about wanting to press charges against the FBI, about asking whether or not the judge had reviewed his evaluation

and letter from his mother. and now he's going to get medication and treatment for up to four months to try to restore his competency guys. If he does not become more competent, he could be held in custody under federal commitment laws, and then they'll figure out whether he can be forcibly medicated. I think he ought to be firing squad, take him out and throw him in a pit in the back. I'm done with this. Oh, no, no, no, we need to go back to a more severe sort of. penalty system, I think.

This is the sort of restorative justice, the coddling, the indulgence of criminals that they thrive on. They thrive on this. The criminal element, it's like bacteria in the right conditions. They thrive on this. These violent, violent repeat offenders like this guy. Court ordered. Oh, he's just going to get some treatment. That's going to make him not want to slice people's throats open to bleed to death on the train.

Oh, I just, I'm competent now. he's evil. He's completely competent. He knows what he's doing. He's just evil. And he needs to be taken care of. This is not by three hots and a cot. I do not mean that either. Man, this is, we need to go, I'm just saying we need to have some more serious penalties. This is why there's no fear. These people commit crimes over and over it because there's no fear. There's no fear of penalty. So the court found that if he's made competent, then they can have the process go forward. Well, what happens if he's never found competent? Has that question not come up in this court? What happens if he's not dependent? Then that means the Zerbertska family is never going to have justice, which is cruelty.

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They could account for more than 30% of the decline in the fertility rate amongst women ages 15 to 44. That's crazy. This from ABC News, that's really wild. I think we have such a digital overload. I don't know. I used to think that all of that was like maybe good or helpful to humanity. No, I don't know anymore. I really don't know, right?

I just don't know. Gambling giant forces paid influencers to delete L.A. or race posts as the election interference claims explode. This is crazy. So it's Kalshi. Of course, it took to the second paragraph of this New York Post article by Zane Khan because this guy couldn't write a balance lead to save his meaningless life. I hate bad writing.

I cannot stand bad journalism. It's mine like one of my top pet peeves. The guy, so apparently Kyle she confirmed that it requested the removal of posts from some of these affiliated influencers after they shared content that the race was being manipulated while simultaneously promoting

betting odds on the election through paid partnerships. The controversy had emerged after some right-wing influencers posted messages on X, expressing skepticism about how, all, how it was all going. And some of them, the ones that were taking money for this are actually people that I have

blocked because they're absolute anonymous jack wagons that have been so rude. And so, like, one of these guys who, he's an absolute op, he got paid to post for Kalshi, didn't disclose it, apparently, and then only got mad and disclosed it after he was asked, I guess, to delete. That's why you don't, that's why you don't be a sellout. I mean, honestly, some of this. stuff, this like social media influencer stuff is just politicized only fans

except those whores are honest. Also, we've got, it's true, and you guys know it is. This is one in three Americans says that violence is justified for at least one political goal

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You're going to stop the program, but you did it for multiple years, And according to the indictment, it was $4 million that you shelled out to these various field sources to engage in all the activities I just read. Was it all about the money? As we said in our public statement, Chairman Jordan, we did it to protect our staff and to protect the public. The fundraising increase after paying people to stay in these groups who actually wanted out of them? Did your fundraising increase? Did the donations coming in increase?

Chairman Jordan, I'm not sure exactly what you're referring to. How about this? After the crazy Charlottesville rally, did fundraising go up? Mr. Chairman, our fund-in-raising went up. Fundraising where one of your field sources helped coordinate transportation. Our fundraising went up when President Donald Trump was elected in 2016. Fundraising go up after you paid a field source to coordinate the transportation at an event in Charlottesville where a person was killed. That's what I'm asking.

Did it go up? Because according to what we know, you went from $51 million to $133 million in one year. And that happened when President Donald Trump was elected. Who's the president of the National Socialist Party? You know? You paid him $70,000. He was field source number 30. I just want to know who he is.

Do you know who he is? Mr. Chairman, that's an allegation. It's not an allegation. There's a receipt. That will be responded to by counsel in the Middle District of Alabama. There's receipts. The time has expired. The chair now recognizes the gentleman.

I'm amazed at this. What you're listening to, this is just amazing. This is Jim Jordan questioning. Southern Poverty Law Center. And you can hear the guy does not want to answer a single question. Not a single question. I mean, this is bad. It is so bad.

This is our money. You know they got government grants. And then not only that, but think of all of the stuff that they alleged. They didn't have enough racism. And so they had to actually manufacture it because they didn't have enough racism. There's no word for that. The grift is insane with this.

And you're not going to get a straight answer from these people at all whatsoever. You're not going to get a straight answer from them. They're going to do whatever possible to protect now the people that, because they got a chance to maybe get some more money later. That's how they're looking at this. Like with acorn. Think about it. Remember when acorn was disbanded?

Was it ever really disbanded? Renamed. It was renamed. It was renamed. It ended up becoming an entirely different organization, but that it does the same thing. And they still are doing the same thing, still active. They became the Association of Community Organizations for Reform now, the Missouri Association. So it called them more is what they ended up becoming.

that was the acorn became more. They ended up becoming like the Missouri organization of something or other. And then they organized this is how this is going to work. This is exactly how this will work. The same way. So welcome to the radio program, Dana Lash, with you. That was too good to not play because it is infuriating. I've been listening to some of this this morning and it's just, it's making me cravy.

Because this, it is, because it's, because it's, The thing that's so frustrating about it is we all know the answer, but they don't have the courage. They don't have the courage to say, yes, we, yes, we did this. We, yes, we, no, we'll answer it. No, you're going to answer it now. And then they had the, it's the interim president that they're talking to, the Mr. Fair, what's his first name? Last name's Fair.

Fair. How unbelievably ironic of a name is that? and he was asked during the Biden administration, did the DOJ seek their guidance? And that's a big question, too. You know, did they seek? Now, remember, you had the Biden administration that was saying that, what was it, white supremacy, they even were going after Catholics, they were going after everybody. And they were saying that all of these individuals, this really is what is terrorism.

This is the greatest terrorist threat, the greatest threat to national security. And it makes me wonder because they were using the same language as Southern Poverty Law Center. So, I mean, clearly, it's, it sounds like it's pretty, that's pretty, sounds pretty, I mean, that sounds a collusion. They're all on the same page. That's wild. This, and Lorraine notes, this guy needs to be pleading the fifth, not lawyer client privilege, I, well, yeah. because all this is coming out. It is all coming out.

So welcome to the program. There is a lot of stuff to hit today, including this insane story coming out of Ireland. Let me just get you set up with us, and we're going to dive into it. This is a big one because they started closing roads in Ireland. And they got water cannon trucks that are being distributed that are heading out all around Belfast.

So what ended up happening yesterday is a Sudanese suspect. I think he was originally identified as being from Somalia, but he's actually from Sudan. So what ended up happening, and it was caught on video. This Sudanese man was recorded in the street, full mount on this guy, this Irishman in the street, in the street trying to saw his head off. And he had a knife to the guy's throat. He put his fist in the air. And the video shows him sawing. And bystanders intervened finally.

One of them hit him with a hurling stick. And they saved the guy's life. The guy is apparently in, I think he's in the hospital. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he's in the hospital. And this guy was in full mount, though. Full mount on this Irishman in the middle of the road. Sawed his head off. Now, bystanders intervened.

The guy was arrested. They recovered. What I was reading was that it was like a kitchen knife is what they got. That they recovered a kitchen knife, according to the chief constable John Boucher. And the suspect apparently traveled from. Sudan to Paris, and then Paris to Dublin. Then he took a bus to Belfast in February of 23, taking advantage of what they call the common travel area. He immediately claimed asylum and then was given leave to remain for five years. So he was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder.

Now, even though it's broad daylight, it's summer over there. So it's, you know, light for a long time. It was 10.30 and it was a man in his 40s. He's in critical condition. He also has significant eye injuries. And this guy was given asylum. It's torches and pitchforks time. I'm not kidding you. There's a reason why, if you are familiar with that quote of Jefferson's, although this is Ireland, so, you know, but he had said the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. This is one of several examples I have to give you of people who have actually illegally come to a European country, claimed asylum, and then they're allowed to legally stay. Numerous examples. This is one of the ones where the actual action, not just

the aftermath, was caught on camera. This is insane. When is enough? Enough. Mass, mass demonstrations have been called in Ireland. They released a schedule, well, not a schedule. They released all of the roads that are closed. They're trying to get a handle on what they're, what, on preparation there.

Apparently, some of the Irish paramilitary groups are organizing. Don't ask about the IRA. Apparently, they're super calming and they back all this stuff. stuff. Yeah. They're totally all about open borders, apparently. It's unbelievable. This is crazy, though. Got hit with the hurling stick. Someone else came up with a shovel. Kier Stommer called for calm. But then he goes, there's going to be no tolerance for violence like this on their streets. And then he was trying to tell people don't protest. No, no, no. This is the time you get in the streets. When your government fails you, it's time to take the government to task.

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driving with a suspended license, super speeding. Oh, geez. Resisting arrest. It keeps going on. He was wedged, James Myers. He was wedged inside of an air conditioner's handler. Folded up like a contortionist auditioning for Cirque to Soleil, was the official Flager County Sheriff's Office report.

He was arrested previously because he hid from a canine under a house. And so now they got him and now he is in the, he's in the pokey. He's into jail. He's in the jailhouse now. A Florida man led deputies on a chase after stealing a woman's vehicle from a nail salon. That is low. That is low, sir. They got him, though.

Volusia County. He led them on a chase after he stole her vehicle outside of a salon in Daytona, beach shores. The woman told deputies that an unknown man took her purse and her keys at the nail salon. And she pointed something, he pointed something out her through his sweatshirt, so she thought he had to gotten. Anyway, long story long, he got busted because he used her credit card to buy something at 7-Eleven and they were able to quickly track him. So that's not. Wouldn't, wouldn't, that was dumb. He just did it like almost immediately after he stole her car and had her back. Why do you leave your purse in your car?

car when you're getting your nails done also. I just have like more and more questions. I really don't want to read this one. This is a one. It's a great one from our floor. You know what? Kay, maybe you want to take a stab at this. This is from our Florida woman Amber who sends me the most ridiculous stories, I think,

on purpose. Just read the little headline there. Just read it silently to yourself real quick and just tell the people if you think it's a... All right. I'm going to read this verbatim. This is you telling me what to do here. Florida woman Amber.

She did this. us. All right. Florida man with small penis, allegedly peas in Walmart parking lot in Leesburg. He's going to have to answer in court because that's gross. His name is Regis, Aqueuea, I don't know, 47, I don't know,

charged with indecent exposure. It was in broad daylight at a Walmart, right off Citrus Boulevard. And apparently a man was sitting in his vehicle and he noticed somebody in a black Kia Sportage parked beside him. him. The guy got out. He's like 6-1, whist 270, opened the passenger side door, pulled out his male copulatory organ, and then just urinated right in the parking lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like right there in the parking lot. And so, dude called, I mean, and apparently he took, oh my gosh, I don't

want to say that. This is so ridiculous. I'm not reading all of this. Now, the witness then started recording on his cell phone, got the license plate, called the police, and I'm not reading what he told police for Payton. Most of it made it in the headline. Yeah, a lot of it made it in the headline. So, yeah, they, um, mm-hmm. Also, let's see, a Florida man rams Clearwater Police, their car. And then he tells the officers, yeah, I did it on purpose.

Well, duh. I mean, unless you're a woman driver, I guess. A Florida man, he rams the car, says he did it on purposes. And Fort Myers happened about midnight on Saturday, Ford F-150, and a Kia soul. Why, two kios today? The driver, 28-year-old Garrett Burr, and he apparently, the CPD said the officer was at a red light, and then this guy, like, accelerated into his car, and he said he did it on purpose. So he got aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. He's in jail.

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They're raising the gay flag. Well, with the trans thing on it. They're making the kids do it. each kid gets a crank that's crank it they this kid gets a crank this is something that's just so inappropriate about this every this is going to take forever are they all just going to keep going over they are they're all just going to cycle through over and over again this is the stupidest thing i've ever seen yeah that one girl's like i'm done with this they had a sign language interpreter up there a person who did sign language i'm trying to figure out why like how are you signing like we're

raising, we're raising the flag for gay pride. What the hell is that? What, I'm doing the sign language. No, not that part. Yeah, I am. Can you do that? Yeah, it's raising the flag. This is the flag going up.

There's the flag for the pride. That part. Uh-huh. No. Well, that's what it's all about. Everyone wants to pretend that it's not just a giant movement to affirm having it, having intercourse a certain way. Let's be real.

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Okay. Let's see. I'm going to have to restart this because we got a little technical glitch here. Of course, can I just say that I hate Safari? It's the worst browser ever in the history of the world. We're following, like I said, all of the latest as it pertains to Iran, the Carmelo Anthony thing. Okay, I got it up now.

All of that. So just stay tuned. And the stuff that's popping off in Ireland right now. FIFA is banning... Those Vibiselaas? No. It's Vizu-Zalus. No, it's Vuvuselis.

I thought it was pronounced differently. Vuvuselis? You know what I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of something different. Vizu-W-U-Soo, what is my thinking of? I don't even want to know what you're thinking of. Say it again. Vuvuselah.

That's how it is? That's such an awkward word. Am I wrong on that, Steve? They're like the horn. Steve, is that how you say it? Vavuzala. I thought it was Vavuselah. That sounds like an ancient, ancient deity.

Vuv-Vu-Zala? That sounds weird. Okay. Anyway, they banned them. Long story. short. They ban them. They banned the things. It's a long plaster corn that they blow for South African soccer or football fans.

But they said it's excessively loud, according the global football body's code of conduct. Juan, do you think that's excessively loud? I don't either. We're supposed to be celebrating at games. You're supposed to be loud. What in the world?

And you know what? They're like little fun things that people can bring in. It's not like obtrusive. Stop ruining everybody's fun. You know somebody complained about that. Somebody absolutely complained about that. What am I thinking of the Vis-A-Wa? There's something that I'm thinking of that sounds like it, but it's not like it.

Anyway, we also have a teen who is injured after falling from a ride at a Butte Carnival. This sounds like why I don't ride the big rides it, like some of the smaller carnivals. I have a hard time when seeing a carnival. ride by me on the highway and then 30 minutes later it's up on a two acre lot. Yeah. It's a boy who suffered serious injuries in the fall. He fell off, fell off a ride and they shut down the ride. I mean, thankfully he's okay.

But he got serious injuries. They had to ambulance. They had to take him to the hospital. They didn't say what his injuries were or if he was like restrained or if there's, you know, any kind of liability issue. I don't know. But he was seriously injured. Teenage boy.

seriously injured, 13 years old. And it was the Midwest Amusements Carnival. They didn't say like, again, what ride? They have like a weird Ferris wheel-looking thing, this picture, but I don't know if that's the ride that he was on or not. You know the Highland Swing or Highland Flang

at Six Flags? I always thought that's the one that I get flung off of, but never happened. You probably fell out of a rusty ride. Whatever it was, it was rusty. Yeah, I've never fallen out of a ride. There was a woman mauled to death by a dog that allegedly terrorized the neighborhood. The owner was charged. Absolutely charged the owner because there's no, if a dog's mean, it's typically because the owner's dumb.