The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - BONUS: Zohran Mamdani's Overpaid Influencer Army
Episode Date: September 3, 2026Mayor Zohran Mamdani assembled an army of nearly 200 political “influencers,” giving the social media stars VIP access to push the lefty administration’s talking points. Minneapolis Mayor Jacob ...Frey went to a Somali chiropractor for an adjustment by a chiropractor in a hoodie. An Illinois mom killed her kid then tried to kill herself in what people are calling a Clancy copycat killer. Ed Markey says Democrats' top priorities are defunding our military and impeaching Donald Trump if they seize power. Plus, more commentary.Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Relief Factorhttps://www.ReliefFactor.comYou could be the next person sharing a Relief Factor success story. Get started today with the 3-Week QuickStart for only $17.76 and tell them you heard about them on The Dana Show. Ghost Bedhttps://GhostBed.com/DANAFor a limited time during Ghost Bed’s Labor Day Sale, they’re offering my audience an extra 10% off their lowest prices of the season with promo code DANA. Chapterhttps://AskChapter.Org/danaAsk Chapter today if you could be saving money on your medicare coverage. Alliance Defending Freedomhttps://JoinADF.com/DanaAlliance Defending Freedom is on the front lines defending the freedoms and values that matter. Join the fight today. Byrnahttps://Byrna.com/DanaTrusted by law enforcement, security professionals, and everyday Americans—defend yourself and your family with Byrna.HumanNhttps://Humann.com/DanaGet the limited edition HumanN Watermelon Flavor and find out how to get a FREE 30-day supply before they sell out.Patriot Mobilehttp://PatriotMobile.com/DANAMake the switch to Patriot Mobile today. Visit online or call 972-PATRIOT and use promo code DANA for a FREE month of service.Webroothttps://Webroot.com/DanaSave 60% off Webroot. Protect your devices. Protect your family. Protect your peace of mind. Live a better digital life with Webroot. Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite
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Welcome to the program.
This, this, you're discussing the latest with Iran going back and forth.
I'm not going to get back and forth on it.
I mean, you know, you guys know what's up.
You've been following the news.
We're not a Fox News ticker where we do original.
So we're going to talk, we're going to touch on some of the latest with that.
We're also going to dive into a little bit here coming up, this Law and Order stuff,
because you've got, I'm just classifying it as Law & Order.
You got the Lindsay Clancy.
Are we going to, wait, is it six?
Is it day six?
It is day six.
Yesterday was day five.
Today is day six.
Okay.
So we've got day six.
Maybe we're going to get, I don't know, maybe we're going to get a decision.
There's been a lot of, I think, gossip about who are the holdouts, if there are
holdsouts, who are they?
I don't know if any of it's true.
Just take it with a grain of salt because a lot of clickbait whores out there are really
trying to get people to believe one thing or another for.
certain reasons, but just be careful with that. So we're going to watch and wait and see if we have
anything with that. We're also going to get into some of this other, let me pull this up, got it in
front of me. We're going to get into also, as it pertains to law and order, we got a two-way
ruling that we'll talk about. I mentioned this yesterday, but we ran out of time in the show to
discuss it because it came out kind of in the middle of the show. So we'll discuss it here later on.
We'll dive into that.
And also the case of this woman that stabbed a new mom, the Bank of America VP,
and she ended up being shot and killed by police.
She was stabbing people to death in Manhattan.
You have a, I mean, you know, I'm glad that honestly, look, the woman was killed,
which saves the family a trial.
There you go.
They don't have to suffer anymore.
After they lost the new mom, they don't have to suffer having to go through a trial on top of it.
But then you have this filmmaker who, you know how you have the word cisgender and it's a stupid made-up word?
The same thing with Palestinian.
It's a stupid made-up word.
We traffic in facts here.
And if anyone's offended over it, you're probably a terrorist.
So this filmmaker who calls herself a Palestinian-American actually cheered the murder.
Do you know why?
Because of the Luigi-Mangione stuff.
She used a meme.
It's so Batman,
whenever they would call Batman,
you know how they put the bat signal in this guy?
There was a meme where that was that same scene,
but instead of the bat signal in the sky,
it was Luigi and Gianjeone's face.
And she was celebrating the murder of a mother.
Yeah.
Sit here and tell me it's not everybody.
Sit here and tell me again, it's not everybody.
So, and she's a filmmaker.
I don't know what repercussions there are,
but it's always those hyphenated Pollywood.
I'm saying it always is every time without fail, without fail.
So spare me without fail.
Celebrating the murder of this new mom who was literally middle management.
She wasn't, she didn't own the con.
She's just middle management, 32 years old.
So now her widow's heartbroken and her child is now motherless.
Her eight-month-old baby is now motherless.
Actually, not eight-month-old.
The baby was what, barely over three months?
just came back from maternity leave. Just came back from maternity leave. Horrific. And the,
the, the, just the audacity of doing something like that. So that's just a, just a tip of the
iceberg of what we're going to discuss. Starting off with Mamdani's 200 strong influencer army.
You guys know that people get paid, right? Here's the thing. There are so many people online
that get paid to post. I've been offered. I can't tell you how many times I have been offered.
by so many different and other other people that I was actually shocked by.
I don't want to name names because some of them actually, I know, I will say this.
The people that I know who I consider friends, they didn't change their position on an issue
to post about it.
It's like they posted all of this stuff anyway.
And that's why I was shocked because I didn't know.
They never changed their position.
I think I have less of a problem with that.
But you can tell, man, can't you tell the accounts that you see on social media that start all of a sudden?
It sounds weird, right?
Like some of their posts are like four paragraphs long and it looks like AI.
It's because it's all organized.
That is true.
On every aspect, on every side, it's very easy.
I could respond to an email today and I could start getting paid per post.
That's how easy it is.
I just think it's weird and I don't like, I don't know.
I just find it weird.
Like, what if? Because I feel like it robs you of your opportunity to change your mind.
You know, when you start doing that, what if in the middle? What if, like, the next day,
there's a news story that just bust it wide open? You know what I mean? And then you're stuck.
You got to, you know, I, that's what bugs me. So I, and I'm a capitalist, believe me.
But I just never, I've never been paid to post someone else's thoughts, even if I shared them, ever.
I, you know, I don't know how I feel about it with other, even if they don't change their positions.
but the reason I bring this up is because the left really kind of pioneered it.
They really did.
Go back to Occupy Wall Street.
I think that's when it first started popping up that people were getting paid to tweet a lot of this stuff.
And now, Mamdani's just taking it to the level of, well, a weird level, because he's also using taxpayer cash.
The New York Post had this story about how he has an army of 200 influencers.
and it they put they push his talking points and I guess transactionally from doing that I guess they get
what access to him did I read that properly like they get to talk to him about stuff they get
access to him they're fed these talking points they have a signal group text so they don't and
the reason why so many people do signal with this stuff is because signal it's encrypted
and you can set it to delete conversations
So you don't have to, you don't violate any kind of open records or record keeping laws.
So they have it set like that.
And Columbia Journalism Review studied it.
And apparently they get taxpayer dollars for work on particular campaigns.
But the reports are, but it's not yet really for their coverage.
I don't believe you.
I believe that they're getting taxpayer dollars for this.
Now, the reason that they, the way that they try to defend it,
And by the way, the secret signal chat is named New York City creators announcements.
Yeah.
Sounds totally just innocuous, doesn't it?
So they said that, oh, it's just because we're learning how to communicate.
Through an encrypted chat.
I mean, it's done for purpose.
It's for purpose.
By the way, the creators for Zoran and all those other four Zoran things came from that group.
that came from that group.
And it's been going for over a year now.
And so that's why you see all of these like terminally online people chasing clout and posting about it because they're getting paid.
One of them actually, so the group is apparently run by the director of new media and cultural communications.
She makes $175,000 a year to do this.
Daily updates, talking points, and clips.
175, we're in the wrong business, dude.
Jim, any Christmas.
Wrong business.
And then her, okay, so her supervisor,
who is the city communications director,
gets $260,000 a year.
That's crazy.
Now, they don't know the full number of influencers
that were paid, but they do know
that it's quite a lot of them.
And they found that there were people
that weren't on the list
that were getting paid,
and they supported them,
but what they had access to
if they didn't get paid
was lucrative access.
They could, like, bid on project,
they get civic, like prime civic roles,
all this stuff.
It's absolutely transactional.
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And now, all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's quick five.
All right.
So first up, looking at the news, we've got
NBA suspending a Clippers owner for a year and docking the team first round draft picks because of this probe NBC News reports.
This has been like, how many headlines is this about sports teams doing this, by the way?
It's the NBA, this is like apparently one of the largest penalties that they ever ever levied.
The $30 million, fine $30 million.
Cahey Leonard, well, no, he's 70.
They got 30.
He's 700,000.
Suspended the team owner.
Steve Balmer, two top
executives, stripped the franchise first round.
Just stop doing stuff that's illegal.
Dear sweet heavens.
Rome declares the security red zone
around the Coliseum to protect tourists amid
violent crime incidents.
I've been, when I was around the
I mean, it's a couple of years ago, but
you could see pickpockets,
but there wasn't really any serious violent crime.
But they said that, yeah,
they've been having incidents.
Now they've declared the area, a red zone,
meaning the extra security has been
deployed with greater powers to protect residents and tourists, predatory crimes and drug dealing.
There's just a lot of, you're just going to be careful. There's a lot of, and it's just like no more
than you would anywhere else, right? There's pickpockets. Just don't be a dumbass on your phone,
doom scrolling while you're walking around monuments and looking like an easy target. It's not
difficult. Honestly, I feel like at some point you're just begging for it. If you're not paying
attention on what's happening in your area, don't be shocked if you get preyed upon,
stopping stupid. Let's see. Heggseth's driver's licenses.
for sale on the dark web.
We'll talk about this coming up, but there's, yeah, apparently hackers got,
hackers got 170 million identity documents that they're selling on the dark web.
And the scans were reported by a cybersecurity expert and linked to a new identity theft service.
And the service was discovered after it was advertised on a Russian cybercrime forum.
Wow.
So they said they have 153 million scans of driver's licenses from the U.S. in Canada.
an additional 10 million ID cards, 3 million travel documents, international IDs,
and then, of course, a bunch of medical IDs.
And apparently some were able to gain access to the service,
and they said that an undetermined number of other forms of identification are also on the site.
Wow.
So, yeah, we got some issues.
We got some issues.
Tiger Woods may be banned.
Well, he is.
I don't think he can drive a golf cart.
He can't have a driver's license for five years now.
So it looks like he might be banned as well from even driving a golf cart.
You get DUIs on golf cart so I can see why that would why that would be a thing.
But they're saying his bid for a comeback could face a major hurdle.
After his DUI plea, golf carts potentially off the table, duh.
I mean, everybody knows this.
You can't, I mean, you can't even write a horse.
People get DUIs on horses, which that I don't understand because the horse has its own mind.
You know what I'm saying?
You can do it at once.
Icelanders vote no to talks aimed at joining the EU.
That's actually smart. They shouldn't join the EU because it's trash.
The little bitty Nordic nation, they've decided against resuming talks about the country joining the European Union in a closely contested referendum.
The vote against the EU was over 52%. That's pretty significant. This is not the first time that they've considered and rejected it.
It also happened again back in 2013 right after a banking collapse from a global economic crisis.
But people didn't want to lose sovereign control over their fisheries. That's the nation's largest.
export so it didn't go. Coming up, is there a copycat for the Lindsay Clancy murder? Now it looks
like there's a copycat. We're going to talk about that's a real contagion. That's a societal contagion.
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The Lindsay Clancy verdict were waiting day six.
And I told you guys that there was a potential.
I say potential.
It looks like there may have been a copycat killing.
Cops say, this comes from not the B, and it was in Illinois.
Cops say that an Illinois's mother killed her toddler and then tried to kill herself.
This woman murdered her two-year-old in Illinois and then tried to kill herself.
the neighbor was interviewed.
They said that, I mean, this is, you know, a pretty liberal Chicago suburb.
And she was saying that she didn't know that the mother was suffering mentally.
She didn't know that there was any problem.
Apparently nobody in the neighborhood knew that there were any issues with this woman.
And this had just horrible.
from Fox 32, Chicago, they say it was a little boy, domestic-related homicide.
Now, here's where the similarities start.
The mother was found at the home attempting to harm herself, and she was hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries.
So this is where I get real weird about this.
Non-life-threatening injuries came.
but the little boy definitely had life-threatening injuries.
The little boy had life-threatening injuries.
The mom did not.
Forgive me if I just think that that sounds like she didn't try very hard to kill herself.
It just, that's, isn't that, that seems kind of commonplace, I think almost at this point with this.
You get these stories and then it's like you get a rash of these sorts of attempts, these copycat attempts after.
the Frankfurt Fire Protection District says five people were transported from the home and they walked in and she was trying to hurt herself.
When they arrived, there was a two-year-old boy inside of the house. They did CPR. The child was taken to a local hospital where he did not make it.
And they said that they found the boy's mother at home. Horrifying story. Horrifying story.
So the Frankfurt Fire Protection District, they had cruise dispatch, they took people out of the house, they blocked off the cul-de-sac, because apparently it was at the end of a cul-de-sac.
They don't know.
They haven't released the identity of the boy.
They haven't.
They don't know how the child passed.
They don't know anything like that.
I mean, they said it was unclear how the child died, but the neighbors were saying otherwise.
so the investigations remain ongoing.
This is kind of the fear that a lot of people had
as it pertained to the nonstop wall-to-wall coverage
of this cleancy stuff.
Because just as you have this situation
with mass casualty incidents,
where, you know, like Parkland and, you know,
a Columbine and things like that,
you have people that seek to copy it.
and recreate it.
Why would it be any different for something like this?
I mean,
look at the way that Clancy is being revered publicly.
It's bizarre, right?
I'm not the only one thinking this.
It's bizarre.
You guys know it's bizarre.
We talked about it,
although there were some people
that were a little bit mad about,
mad at me online for it,
which I think you're messed up in the head.
So that's, you know.
I mean, the reverence is one thing,
which is disgusting,
but they raised over a million dollars for this bish.
And it's on,
going. Isn't that, didn't they, did they, or was I thinking of something else?
No, still going. Good grief. Raising all of this money, they're
millionaire. She's, she kills her kid and she's a millionaire. Kills her kid and she's,
kills her three children and they're millionaires. Now, I saw the thing that the other day,
I'm actually, let me pull this up because this stubbed hills into it. And I want to come back
to this case here, because I saw that, um,
They were worried.
Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney warns that if they have a retrial, that she is not going to be able to emotionally handle it.
That's what her defense, that's what her defense attorney said, that if there is a retrial, she will not be able to emotionally handle it.
You know who can't emotionally handle anything?
Her three children that she killed, they probably couldn't emotionally handle their mother strangling them to death in the basement,
exercise bans, I would imagine.
Because if they, I, there's a chance that, that there could be a retrial,
depending on what happens if we keep getting juries that can't come to decisions.
But this case now, I mean, I think there's a good reason to think that this may have been,
I mean, that's the way it's being reported, a potential copycat.
And now they're looking at any, that's how any of these other cases that come up,
it's going to be looked at, I think, through that lens.
Now, to be careful, the police are not saying that it's a copycat killing, but honestly, you see all of these people obsessing over this case.
There's a derangement that has infected this country that cannot be explained.
It cannot be explained.
But they could have a retrial.
And then this keeps going on and on.
It's just an endless cycle.
I would love to know more about the holdout.
And I'm wondering, too, if not being sequestered,
has really played into this and affected the jury's ability to actually deliberate and come to a clear and concise decision.
That seems pretty significant.
I mean, it's kind of hard, though, when you look at states like Illinois and California and Virginia and some of these other kids.
states, states that are either considering or have passed, basically full-term allowance for abortion,
it's difficult to think that any of these women value lives at all. And then when you have this
kind of environment where life isn't valued and it's looked at as convenience, how is this not
just fitting that formula? That's, I think, one of the uncomfortable things that a lot of the women,
I think that are on the left, particularly defending her, don't realize.
How is what she did different from your regular abortion than your abortion for birth control?
How does that differ?
I mean, it's rhetorical because it doesn't.
She just waited until they were out of the utero for a while, except the younger one, eight months only.
It makes you wonder if they recognize themselves and her.
That's why they feel like they have to support.
I don't really have any word for it.
I think she looks evil.
And I think that they're playing up her postpartum as a way to get off for a charge.
That's what I think.
I think she's a crazy evil bitch.
And I think that she ought to have death the same way that she took her kids out.
And the other thing that makes me mad, and I'm going to just be real frank about this,
I see a lot of dudes out there sitting here going, oh, well, this is, you know, this is what happened with women, blah, blah, blah.
And they're talking about their sisters here in this country as though we all support this.
We all don't think you're like Hunter Biden,
so don't assume that every woman supports Lindsay Clancy or by God,
I'll sit here and treat you all like you are.
I get really tired of this.
I've been seeing it all over social media.
Have you seen it too?
Are you all seen it out there in Radio Land?
I've seen it all over social media.
There are more women that, I tell you,
the women that dislike this woman,
and there are more of them that dislike her than not,
they dislike her more than you possibly ever could.
And you want to know why that is?
because we're mothers.
And we look at this woman and we're like,
how in the hell could you do this?
I'm stopped using the post.
I think she's playing it up.
And before I get hate mail from people who don't matter,
and I'm going to get,
I don't want to sit here and go,
oh, well, you can't.
Shut up.
Stop victimizing yourself.
My gosh, people in this country have a fetish.
They get themselves all worked up, fetishizing,
someone having a dissenting opinion
and they make it all about themselves.
You're disagreeing with me originally.
This woman is evil.
and she's methodical.
Honestly, I think one of the reasons she hasn't said a whole bunch about her husband is because
she wants society to implicate him.
I don't think that he's some kind of Boy Scout either, but he didn't strangle his kids.
He didn't strangle his kids at all.
Nobody knows what happened in that house.
They have no idea what happened in that house.
The only thing that they know is come out of the mouths of the attorneys.
They have no idea.
Goodness.
You know, maybe get your kids off a screen time and pay attention to what's happening in your
house instead of obsessing over this stuff.
That's a bit, but it's a thing.
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It's his life mission to make bad decisions.
It's time for Florida Man.
All right, what is up with this?
A naked Florida man was found trespassing in a private pool
and then the deputy that tried to get him out of it, he bid him.
Okay, how do you say his name?
R-O-C-H-A-N.
Rockin?
Rochan?
I don't know.
Rockin, his name is Rock and rock, isn't it?
Okay, hold up.
Full stop, everybody.
His name is R-O-C-H-A-N, Rock, Gene.
Who are his parents?
Because they need to get arrested right now.
You to jail, because you can't name anybody.
Go right to jail.
All right.
Rock and Rock
Faces charges of battery
and a law enforcement officer
and criminal mischief
According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office
Deputy said they were called to the neighborhood
52nd Street about 1245 p.m.
regarding a naked man walking around
out in public,
Franken beans flapping in the breeze
and they were able to eventually find
Rock and Rock John, Gene,
rock and rock, Jean, I don't know,
trespassing naked, any KKID
in a swimming pool
on private property
He was competitive, like any naked man named Rock and Rock would be, during the encounter, and deputy said they used a taser to take him into custody.
He was transported to the Fisherman's Hospital where he bit a deputy on the arm.
The deputy required medical attention.
I would pistol whip him and then be like, I don't know what happened.
He fell in the car a whole bunch of times.
Anyway.
Dana, that's abuse.
That's, yeah?
And?
Anyway.
Let's see.
A man, oh, here, wait, I'm going to do this one.
A Florida man was left with a swollen face and a mugshot
because he stupidly attacked a cop inside of a hospital
and told him, I want to fight you.
I don't think it went well for him.
Ronald Jeffrey Johnson.
What is with these names today?
Propped up by jail staff.
He had to literally be held, oh my gosh.
Did you see that man's mugshot?
That's going to have to be a redo.
what is that tattooed over his eyebrow uh yeah something gay is correct but i just wanted to actually
be more specific so the guy's name he uh wow he got a big bad shiner because he decided to attack a cop
in a fort lauderdale jail uh he was uh then taking a broadwood health medical center the 51 year
yelled at medical staff in the emergency department. The officer was in full uniform and he was
working an off-duty detail shift. He was called to the scene. And the guy was yelling. He was going
at the hospital staff. And when the guy spotted the officer, he turned his attention away from
the staff and then told the officer, I want to fight you. And then he charged towards him trying to
throw blows. The physical altercation ensued. And he got his butt-whooped. If you look at
his before and after.
I mean, he is
unrecognizable. It looks like a death photo.
Honestly. He got
beat up pretty bad. Well,
he deserved it. That's what happens.
Guess what? When you play stupid games,
you might
win a stupid prize, and he won a stupid
price. So now he's got all kinds of
additional charges because he's not the smartest
person.
Oh, boy.
Okay, let's do this one,
the alligator.
because we would call deer
Missouri ground carp
Gators are kind of like ground carp
but like in Florida right
sort of
an alligator on a central Florida highway
caused a chain reaction crash
and got a woman killed
a 20 year old woman
that was killed on a Monday morning crash
that involved an alligator
in Brevard County
it happened just before midnight
a 58 year old man from Canada
I'll be dang a Canadian
driving a Mercedes
saw an alligator in the middle of the interstate.
He couldn't avoid it, and it hit his car.
A 20-year-old was driving behind him.
She tried to avoid the Mercedes, lost control of her truck, overturned, ejected.
She landed in the center lane.
And then an unknown vehicle ran her over.
She was pronounced it at the scene.
The Mercedes driver was not injured, remained at the scene because of a gator in the middle of the road.
That had, okay, so I will give a little grace because it's in the middle of the night.
There's the gator in the middle of the interstate.
and if it's in the middle of the interstate and it sits pretty low,
it's kind of hard to pick that up, I think, maybe.
I don't know.
It just sounds like a series of horrible misfortunes right there.
Let's see.
Oh, police learn not to trust a Florida woman that they call Crooked Jess.
Trump namer?
I'm curious.
Oh, let's see.
So a woman named Jessica Sanchez made off with $60 that she was given to purchase crack cocaine.
so it was part of a sting and she just took the money and ran away, apparently.
Why would you, if you are, I would never give any money to anyone whose name is crooked
Jess, because that sounds like an old-timey insult, and it sounds old-timey because somebody
old-timey gave her that.
That means that she's been doing this for a while.
Her name is Jessica Sanchez.
Of course, her name is Jessica.
You know that trend where if your child's having a tantrum and you yell Jessica, they stop?
Same for dogs.
So she's 41 years old.
They did finally catch up with her and arrest her.
She was supposed to return with the crack cocaine after she was given $60 to buy it in this operation that they were doing.
They said that they waited more than a reasonable amount of time.
Crooked Jess lived up to her name.
She was nowhere to be found.
They drove around the area, could not find her, could not get in touch with her because she, you know, conveniently didn't own a phone.
And then they determined she had no intentions that coming back to facilitate the transaction.
So which is worse?
Using money to buy crack cocaine as a part of a sting
or just taking the money that you were given to do it with
and running away.
Like sands through the hourglass,
so are the days of the United States.
We need to slash the Pentagon budget
and we need to impeach Donald Trump now.
He acts like he's a character in Red Dawn.
That's Ed Marque.
He does, but he would be like completely
bent over and uses a Bacabazi for the commies.
The, uh, Edmar case says, we need to, we're not going to do, we're not going to do
anything, boomer. We ain't doing nothing. Don't get mad at me about using that word either because I
will get your email and I'll put your name on it real big and I will blow holes in it as big as
the Grand Canyon with some buckshot. Please try me. I am in a mood today.
It's horrible Texas weather and getting a new roof. Blame all that. Anyway,
that's literally the only job of the government.
Enumerated powers, Article 1, Section 8.
The main job of our government is to provide for the defense and national security of the American people.
What do you want to cut it for to spend some more money on illegal aliens that aren't contributing jackedily feces to this, to anything right now, not even tax?
You want to put it towards some more parasitic entitlement programs?
Do you want to sit here and join the circle jerk with all the post?
liberals as they sit here and try to figure out ways to expand government in the name of
republicanism so that they can spend more of our tax dollars on entitlements to try to buy
votes just like Biden. I mean, which way do you want to go? That's just dumb. Whenever people
get up there and say this stuff, I'm like, you're just repeating stupid stuff that's like,
it's like you're repeating bathroom dive bar, bathroom wall graffiti. We're just saying slogans.
They don't mean anything. We're going to, we're going to defund the Pentagon. We're going to defund our
military. We're going to impeach Trump for what? You kind of have to have a crime for that slick.
Dear heavens, go ahead and open that Pandora's box and then elect me president. And the world will
not have met a tyrant. I will go after every one of my enemies for generations.
Their great grandchildren will tremble and fair. So go ahead. You want to really do that?
You'll get somebody like me one day in the Oval Office. I guarantee you who will unapologetically
bring you to break with government power. Keep doing that stuff. Keep talking. Keep opening that door.
And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five.
All right. So first, oh, the Netherlands, they're moving 86 tons of gold out of the U.S.
because of geopolitical unrest. They say it's no longer safe under Trump.
Hmm. Why is that? They said, what do you mean global? What is it? What is that? What is it?
This is so stupid.
They say it's no longer safe.
I don't know why I'm talking like that.
They said the move follows alarming remarks that that POTUS is made.
They're moving them to British soil because they think they don't want to spread risks.
And so they don't want to have any issues in a crisis situation.
They said gold reserves held in London could be traded more easily than those held in New York and Ottawa.
Oh, okay.
Well, there you go.
Get it out then.
Bye.
I hope we charge them a fee, though, for doing so.
Pabst.
Pabst?
Pabst?
Pabst.
I think there's always been like a little bit of a, is it Pepsst or pebsed?
Kind of.
Anyway, they're offering $20,000 to help find missing beer.
Oh, I know.
Pepsed.
Blue Ribbon once it's beer back.
The CEO of the brewing company said that the company is going to pay $20,000 to anybody
who provides new information that leads to the recovery of 1,600.
two cases of missing Papp's Blue Ribbon and non-alcoholic old Milwaukee.
It went missing October 17th in California.
