The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Dana Dissects Tucker's Zionism Claims, MLB's Harry & Meghan Obsession & Humanoid Housemaids

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

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God kill me now if I have to sit here and talk about the shutdown anymore because I'm so tired of it. It's this is, guys, guess what? They're still, they still haven't passed it. Guys, next new day, guess what? They still haven't passed it. Guys, new day, guess what, they still haven't passed it. And I'm tired of talking to lawmakers about it. We got to, I mean, I'm just tired of it.

I'm tired of the whole thing. It's just like, we'll revisit when there's development. because at this point, look, I appreciate that Republicans are holding out and they ought to, but, you know, I don't even know why this is a debate about anything anymore, right? I'm not the only one who feels this way. I know you all do too. You feel this way too. I mean, I actually prefer the government being shut down. And I have people telling me, well, you just, I guess don't care about poor people. What's it like to just, you know, not have to worry about it. I don't know I grew up having to worry about it. What's it like being able to tell people that they get to fun your lifestyle? What's that like? That's what that's the privilege I want to know. I want to I want to have that kind of privilege. So this, and that was Mike Johnson, by the way, the speaker of the house who is going on about the latest with the shutdown and he's fed up too. He's fed up to. We're all fed up. Everybody's fed up. I don't think

there's nothing new there. So there's not, I mean, you're like, yeah, guys, there's not really anything new. I can tell you here with regards to the shutdown. Happy whatever hell day this is. What is, it's the same day every day? It's Wednesday. We're in day 29.

It's not over, obviously, but this is day 29. Day 29. So welcome to the program. And Dana Lash with you. We are at the top of this first hour to get into all of this. And again, you can go, there's, we have a, we have a, speaking of Mandani, we had a really good story, Lorraine had yesterday over at, uh, substack. And it gets into how he, you know, took all of this charitable money. I mean, my gosh, you guys are Marxists. Is anybody shocked? If, if that, I feel like people are already decided on him. You either, you're, they're going to vote for him or not. That's, I mean, there's just no other way around it. They're already decided on him. They've, they've already decided on him. They've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've already decided there's nothing that Republicans are going to be able to do at all whatsoever to fix this. There's nothing that they're going to be able to do to get away. And I think, too,

with the situation with Hakeem Jeffries, I think that Johnson was right on this. Let's play this. This is, this is cut three. This is Schumer trying to push this back on Republicans. What's new? Where are the Republicans as people are losing their health care and have huge pain and pits in their stomach about what to do about it, where kids are not getting fed, Trump's out of the country, House Republicans are out on vacation, Senate Republicans are out to lunch. And every day the shutdown drags on, the pain is deeper. So it's time for Republicans to get serious about ending the shutdown. I want to jump off my roof. I seriously, guys, can I not talk about the anymore unless something serious happens because I just I just don't care I really don't care because

nothing's changing it's the same damn spending I love how people are like we're getting a cut in spending no we're not we're not getting a cut in spending there's there's no it's just a continuation of all the Biden stuff there's nothing new let's stop what are you sitting over there like that is it just because I'm so jaded I don't feel like I'm that jaded I'm with you I think you're you're projecting that you don't care it's just that you're so tired of non-action and that's where you are. You haven't lost the ability to care. You just are done with this non-action.

I have. I have. It killed it. Yeah. It killed all your care. You know that space rock? Can we just talk about something that matters for a moment? Hold up. Can we talk about that?

Because I got this. I'm taking this from headlines because I would rather... There's more action there. Dude, for real. So hold up for a second. You guys need to know this because when the little gray dudes start knocking on your windows and stuff, you're going to be like, why didn't we listen to Dana when she had this story? She told us all about this.

I did. So the mystery alien spacecraft, it reaches Earth today. Please let it be an alien invasion. I need it to be an alien invasion. I'm actually very serious about this. I'm very serious about it. I want there to be an alien invasion because all this Marxist stuff has got me bored to death. We have been fighting it for generations. I'm done, right? I'm bored with the Marxist, give me some aliens. That's what I want. I want some aliens. So the three, is it three I? Three eye, three eye Atlas. It's been at the center of a lot of speculation. They thought it was a comment. It's not a comet. Now it's the behavior has changed. It grew a tail. The behavior has changed. The appearance has been, it like modified its own appearance. It's really weird stuff.

And there is a Harvard theoretical physicist, theoretically, who, was warning that it could be for months, this guy, Avi Loeb, has been saying that it's an extraterrestrial artifact and it could be about to make contact. Does it know what it's getting into? I mean, I've never met, you know, presumably if there are aliens on the space turd up there in the sky. Why would they want to come here? Why? Have you seen what happens? Have you seen what happens? We are a stupid species. We golly. If I was an alien, I'd be like, it could be catching. We got to get out of here.

Lock the doors. Right back to wherever the hell he came from in deep space. Now, yes, the guy has been, because I brought this up like a couple of weeks ago and someone was like, oh, well, this, someone who's, you know, apparently a social media expert on theoretical physicistism, whatever, theoretical physicist, physics, they were like, well, this guy, you know, he's got a lot of criticism. for his theories, et cetera. I don't care.

I want it to be real. I'm doing confirmation bias here. So I'm going to ignore all the stuff I don't like. And I'm only going to include the things that I do like. And so the comet, they said it has an anti-tail. I don't even know what that is. I just, you know, zoom in. I watch CSI.

I know what you guys got. Zoom in. Granted, it might be fake. And I want to see an alien waving out of a window in that gigantic space turd in space. That window's rolled up too because they're getting close. I mean, I kind of hope it is. I hope it's like Red Dawn, but with aliens. Because I got a lot of stuff I want to use.

You know what I mean? I'm like waiting for this. Red Dawn is like, you know, that's like a hopeful movie for me. You got an invasion. Golly, the stuff that I have to use. Oh my gosh. It would be, oh my gosh. I would make any invading force on my property look like what the government did to Waco.

There is no way. No way. No way. just saying so I'm more interested in the giant extraterrestrial turd in the in outer space that's what I'm most interested in thoughts came you agree well yeah I mean sure it'd be exciting but I think it also could be one gigantic massive sci-op as well what I mean are you out there with some massive telescopes able to look at you know what do you hate joy joy I mean I hope it's a hostile alien space

space race. That's just like we're coming. There's only two joys I hate and they're both on TV. Well, that's because that name is a lie. So that's just, so that's what I'm most fascinated by is the giant space rock. That is in outer space. That could be technically, it could be, I don't know. I'm more interested in that.

That makes the government shut down and everything else look stupid because we're arguing over something Democrats have already passed, right? Or, or, now just hear me out. I feel like this is a, this story, the first thing I saw, who was it that, was it Lorraine that put this in Slack? I don't even remember. It's been a long day. I can't remember if it was you putting this in Slack or what, but, or hear me out, maybe if it's not space aliens, maybe it's like a rudimentary way to kick off. bio-warfare by letting a monkey on the loose in the highway. Now, there were apparently the story, what do they call them, racuse monkeys?

Apparently, there was a racist monkey that had herpes, hepatitis, probably AIDS, I don't know, COVID, all the things. It ate GMOs. I don't know. And it got loose because a truck flipped over. And apparently they all were running around everywhere. A accident. Yeah, it was an accident. Oh, and they had all the STDs.

I mean, you name it. These things had it. These are the monkeys from Friends. Remember that show Friends? Ross had a little monkey. That's this type. Well, I was really excited about this because I thought, wow, this is how walking dead starts. And we just need something a little bit extra right now in society.

No, sadly, sadly, these things, the driver lied about them all being infected. He lied. I feel like that guy should death penalty. Go. Go to jail. go right to jail because you got our hopes up. They said it was non-human primates. They were provided.

Sadly, they're little research monkeys. I don't like that. I mean, I'm not really a fan of racist monkeys. I don't even know if that's how you say it, but I'm not a fan of this. Rhesus monkeys. It's not like Rhesus pieces. Like Rhesus pieces? I think so.

But I don't know. Well, I can't call them that because I really enjoy Rhesus pieces and Halloween's coming up. That's kind of gross. I'm going to make that connection in my mind, and I'll be unable to eat that treat anymore. that's that's something that can't happen I just saying I don't know this is I feel like we are all in an episodic

series and we're about at we're getting we're building to the climax of the Earth's the Earth show aliens are watching so I know I know then a government shutdown food banks are preparing for a surge as federal food aid could be paused I mean also

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It's made with gold and some jewels that they had apparently excavated from this super old tomb. It's one of their highest honors. It was presented to him earlier in South Korea where POTUS was made. meeting, you know, they have the big event with Xi Jinping later on. I'm not even, it's, he also got a grand order of Mugangwa, which is their highest decoration. That's the, that's the, sorry, that's the necklace is the highest. And Juan's getting a photo of it. The crown is insane. It looks like, honestly, a bunch of knives on top of your head. That's the tallest crown I've ever seen. The necklace that you're looking at, if you're watching the simulcast, that is the grand order

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So, welcome back. The chats at Rumble. You can find the newsletter over at Substack, all that good stuff. So let's talk about drivers and people who are driving giant trucks who are not in the country illegally, who are not in the country illegally because that's what we're dealing with here. So again, why that alien spacecraft doesn't want to visit us because they're like, do you see their drivers? So a number of truck drivers are sounding the alarm about the insane amount of non-English speaking commercial drivers that are on the road. And they said it's, you know, when you think of the staggering number, it seems pretty terrifying.

So one of them described it as Mad Max on the highways. And we know that, you know, we've had a handful of accidents so far, some which have been fatal, in which you have people who are not residents, they're not citizens of the United States, and yet they're able to get CDLs, which is completely against what they're supposed to be able to get for federal law. but, you know, California, Gavin Newsom, they're just handing them out like Halloween candy. I mean, apparently it's pretty easy to get your CDL in California.

So there, we have horrible accidents. We have, you know, multiple fatalities, innocent people, all because you have illegal aliens who are driving giant trucks who have really no idea how to drive giant trucks and they cannot understand our road signs. Case and point, this cut, 29, is a trucker who not only can he not speak English, but he also cannot read the traffic signs.

This is insane. Look at this. What sign mean? What sign mean? What does this sign mean? Master enter. Master with station. Okay, so if you see this sign, what do you do? Trevor Green.

Yeah, Trevor Green. Number 35. What is the sign? Oh, two people. Maybe girl. Maybe woman. What does it mean? What does that sign mean?

Yeah, two people. Two people doing what? Walk. They're walking? Yeah, two people are walking. No, Kane, don't tell him. He has no idea even what it is. He has no clue what it is.

Could it be pedestrians? Or could it be, they don't know. He doesn't know, because he doesn't know. He has no idea what this means. How in the world are you driving a giant truck, right? I mean, my husband won't even let me get a Dodge Demon because he says he'll wrap it around the tree. But these blinkers can go and they can just get a CDL out in California and drive a big old truck around and not even read the road signs. Who do you think is more dangerous out there?

Illegal alien who can't read the road signs or speak English or Dana and a Dodge Demon? Shut up, Kane. I was going to answer the obvious one, clearly. The illegal aliens. Yes, yes. Exactly correct. That's the right way to answer it. Those vehicles are so heavy. I mean, you can't even break in time for anything.

Wouldn't you be terrified? Okay, just imagine this. Imagine you're going over to like Germany, the Autobahn, and you've got to drive a giant rig in Germany. And you can't speak Germany to have no idea what the heck anything means besides Ash Tong. You don't know. Do you feel comfortable driving? I mean, where do people get? at the audacity to be like, oh, yeah, I can handle this.

This is okay. Right. Could I do it? I think they drive on the right side of the road or the left side of the road there? I don't know. I have no idea. Yeah, not every European country. Even if I knew the signs, I'd still be like, eh, a little sketch.

I want some more practice before I get out there. I want to be able to like read the road signs before I drive this giant multi-ton truck. But this is what California is doing. So I got an idea of California could just go and get CDLs. Why can't we all just? go and give out CHLs. Saying.

Right? Or CCLs. You have to get a CHL anyway there. Steve is, Steve gives my favorite comment of the day. He says in slack,

Steve said he's scared of normal, talented truck drivers. The normal talented ones scare you? Well, you ever been on the when you're in the right lane

and then they're in the left lane and you get in the blind spot and you're like, I don't know if I should speed up, slow down, freak out. I just panic. I feel it. I mean, one of my worst car accidents ever was because of a careless, gigantic semi.

And the scariest accident I've ever been in was on Interstate 55, going near South County in St. Louis, Missouri. And we got hit by a semi. And we spun across three lanes of highway. Thankfully, we went towards the median and not off the ravine. But that was pretty scary. And I was in the front seat. Seapult saved my life.

I would have been launched through the windshield. Yeah, and that dude was an American could speak English and read signs. The whole nine. Yeah. So I don't know. I still think, you know, if California is just going to be handing out licenses to people, then I think we should just be able to give CCLs out to everybody. Give them a concealed handgun license.

If that's what California wants to do, and it affects all of us, they can give out license. They don't have any reciprocity with firearm licenses, but they can give out commercial driver's license like Halloween candy. So, okay, well, let's just go ahead and give out everybody in California, CCL. Two can play that game. screw the laws. It's just going to be total chaos. Let's do it. I'm all for it. I'm done. I'm at that point. I mean, for crying out loud, I'm sincerely praying for a space rock to obliterate us. So this is nothing to me. Let's just do it. I'm so tired of this. This is, but this is what happens when state, this is why somebody's governor affects you. This is why a gubernatorial race in a state that's not yours affects you. Because they're giving out licenses to illegal drivers who are killing people on highways in your state. an illegal alien driver was driving a giant rig with an illegally begot C, his commercial

CDL that California gave him in a complete conflict with federal law. And he killed people in Florida. You know, you have others killed people in Canada. I mean, come on. So if this is why these races are important, even though you don't live in that state, because this type of stuff happens. He doesn't have any room to lecture anybody on this stuff. Not anybody.

And it just, it's, it's so frustrating. So yeah, why can't we just go and give them, what other stuff can they not do out there that we can do? I mean, like pretty much anything, really. I just, it's infuriating. But there are these stories, all these truckers are saying that you would be shocked at the number of these drivers who come across other drivers and they're like,

they're not proficient in English. They can't read our road signs. They can't, you know, nothing. In fact, one of the largest refrigerated trucking companies told the Washington Times that non-English speaking drivers regularly pull into their warehouses. And they said that they'll pull in, they'll pick something up. There'll be two, three truckers, two drivers in a truck.

Two or three of them speak no English, not even a word. maybe one speaks very bad, broken English, and they still don't understand. They said, so obviously, you can, you know, it's concerning because they're sharing roads with people. That's, you know. Now, Lorraine noted, too, the DMV was helping to people cheat on their CDL test. This was a CBS story. This is terrifying. Why can't they, if you're going to do something helpful in terms of people cheating and skirting the system, do it with taxes for Crenelab.

New York prosecutors apparently arrested. seven, well, they breasted seven people this last time. The earlier sweep nutted more because of cheating to acquire these licenses. You have to pass a written test, but what they were doing was selling grades at Garden City DMV in Nassau County. I mean, you could pay up to $3,000 for a woman to take the written test. And every time she went to take it, she would dress as somebody else. So she even wore a fake mustache, according to the DA in Nassau County, a fake mustache even. So they're selling it. It's like how they sell Dordash. accounts. You know, you can go online. And there's all kinds of places online where you can buy,

like, for instance, a DoorDash account. Somebody's selling it. Somebody, somebody went and created their account, applied to work for DoorDash, did all this stuff. And then they sell the account. Someone takes the account. They start working for it. And they get the money for it. I stopped using DoorDash because one of the driver's names that I was supposed to have was named Amanda. And she just looked like, you know, regular white chick with brown hair. and the person who showed up at my door was definitely not a chick and definitely not little with brown hair, very large person who did not speak in English. And after that, I was like, I can't. I don't know who's coming to my house at DoorDash.

That's kind of a problem. And they've been in a lot of trouble for it. They were getting blasted last week online for it. But they sell them. I mean, it's not difficult to find. So they're selling people to take driver's license test too. Now they do that at a lot of these big factories. They have people that they hire that go in and they do an in-person interview with, you know, a potential employer and then they leave, especially if it's, you know, if you're doing a factory job, then they send in a person who's here illegally and they perform that work.

You can't do that with CDLs, though. I, this is, because you're driving a giant weapon, basically. Now imagine, I mean, what if heaven forbid it's something. caustic. You know, what if it's something that, you know, it's flammable, it's caustic, something. You get someone that doesn't speak any English, can't read road signs, or hell, what's worse? What if you just have a terrorist do it? I mean, if it's that easy to just get anybody and sell results for CDLs and just get, you're giving everybody licenses, how is the national security on that front? That becomes a major national security issue. They're going to have to have

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which is the most effective anti-hunger program in the United States of America. It is. They're playing fast and loose with people eating. Can you imagine that? But that's the reality. And you need to talk about that. I mean, I didn't know Perry Farrell got it into a spoken word. Did I miss that? Is this like a new Yeah, like what kind of Jane's addiction track is this? You know, when she wants something and she don't want to pay for it, she walks right through the door. Anyway, it's Rosa DeLaro, who I've never seen her in the same room as Perry Farrell, I'm just saying. And there's a reason why that is. And the most obvious explanation is that they're the same person. There's no other explanation. nation. That's the same person. That's it. So realize again that the only reason none of this

stuff has happened is because Democrats are hell-bent on extending Obamacare to illegal aliens. That's what all of this is about. All of it's about. They don't care if you go hungry. They don't care about your family. They wouldn't know. They wouldn't know you if they fell over you in their living room. They have, they don't know and they don't care. They have a problem with object permanence. You know how babies have this issue up until, oh, I don't know. they have the same problem. They just never get over it. They never, ever get over it.

And that's how she is. She just has not, she just thinks that, oh, the money is there. It's actually not there. I mean, you're talking about billions of dollars a month. And she says it's the most effective, what did she say, the most effective anti-hunger? Like, what is even that? First off, I mean, I guess if I want to judge it off of all of the videos of the morbidly obese people who are raging, on TikTok about, you know, it's like that skit with Chris Farrell and he's saying, or Chris Farley,

and he's saying, you know, I'm hungry when he was at the mall with Adam Sandler. I mean, that's the only, I don't know. When you say it's the most effective anti-hunger campaign, I'm thinking, well, I mean, I guess if I'm judging by the morbidly obese videos on TikTok, then I guess you could say that. But it's also ballooned. And you have 42 million people in the United States that are getting food stamps, which is insane. These are not 42 million people that are disabled and can't work. They're not all 42 million people who can't go and get jobs because of some sort of physical or mental disability. A lot of it are people who are in this country illegally.

That's number one. And then number two, people who just don't want to work. And then a small portion, I believe, are people who, for whatever reason, they are physically or mentally legitimately unable to. But the problem is that our tax structure and our punitive economic system makes it to where it's difficult for private citizens to fill that gap and stand in. And the government exploits that inability as an excuse or justification for further expansion. And then guess who doesn't get helped again? The people that they claim that they are expanding government to help never happens. They just want to make people easy in being dependent on the government.

instead of empowering them to be independent from the government. And that's what we're dealing with here. 42 million people on food stamps is one of the craziest damn things I've ever heard in my life. That's 11% of the population. 11% of the population on food stamps. That is 11%. Now, how many of them are people who are here illegally? Exactly.

I'm very curious about that. But how many of them are just people who don't want to work? I see all these people like, oh, I want to go to war. I'm going to go to war for my food stamps. If you can't even go and get a job, you're not going to be able to go and prosecute a war. Sit down, tons of fun. It ain't happening for you. Good night. Now, some of the other stuff coming up, the argument over Christian Zionism. Yay. I know that's one thing that we all wanted to argue about on a happy Wednesday, isn't it?

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and I have a post coming up about this that'll be out there probably later today so I can't believe I did this but I well I was researching for crime stats right for the debate that I have coming up next week and I sometimes I'll passively listen to things

like maybe I'll turn C-SPAN on or something of that nature but I put that I was listening to the Tucker Carlson interview with that. I don't even want to say that guy's name. We'd mentioned this a little bit yesterday. I watched the whole thing. And I just, I still, the reason I listened to it is I was kind of mystified as to what Carlson and, and full disclosure, Tucker and I are friends. You know, like I said yesterday, we're not best friends, but we talk and I messaged him yesterday. But I don't know what he would find enlightening about this like moderately intelligent disciple of ideas. identity politics that has zero life experience beyond self-promoting stunts, right? The guy that he interviewed was a podcast host, and he promotes legitimately textbook anti-Semitic theories. He's repeatedly praised Hitler.

He's denied the Holocaust. He practices identity politics, and he hates Charlie Kirk with the burning passion of a thousand sons. But he's a part of this, like, very vocally growing fringe that claims to be on the right but they share too many commonalities with the left for that claim to be taken seriously. So, like, in the beginning, you know, I was watching this interview and the guy, his last name was Fuentes, he calls himself a Christian. He began by stating his admiration for Stalin, which, you know, he was a notorious atheist who brutally enforced godlessness at the state level.

I mean, they had policies on promoting atheism and eradicating the church, and he murdered millions. And what's more beyond that, what I thought Fuentes did was he demonstrated a complete ignorance as it pertains to a cornerstone of our republic, which is E pluribus unum. And he received no pushback whatsoever. And that's what I was questioning. One of the things I was questioning. He had said that because of mass immigration, mass, and a lot of the immigration, just so you know, and it's important to establish this, that you see, happening in Europe has been because of EU policies, and they allowed unfettered immigration. I mean, it's illegal immigration. If you're coming into a country and you're not going through

the proper procedure to let the country know who you are when you enter their country, this is illegal immigration. And he was saying that there were countries in Europe that were losing their identities because of unfettered mostly illegal immigration. And I don't think that that's incorrect. But the problem is, is that those countries are not the United States. And he was making the argument that, well, the United States is going to lose its culture because of unfettered immigration. And I'm like, that's not the right way to say that. The United States will lose freedom. But if you're acting like the United States as like this white ethno-Christian state, this white ethno-state, it was never really designed that way to be an ethno-state or a religious. I mean, it's,

and we'll get to that in a second. But the issue is that those countries that, you know, were being used as examples are not the United States. I mean, you can't go to France and be French any more than you can go to Italy and be Italian. You know, Europe is, you know, quilted together by all of these various nations that are built on centuries of their own respective homogenized culture with individual languages and individual practices and individual customs, et cetera.

The United States was not, right? The United States has one commonality that is shared by its citizenry and that is the desire to be free. And the founders chose our national motto, E pluribus unum, which not only was to represent the 13 colonies but also the various inhabitants therein

that all were creating our republic, the inhabitants. Now think about this. At the time, of people coming over to the United States. They were not, a lot of people in the colonies were not Native Americans. They were European immigrants. And the only common thread between all of them was the desire to be free. And it was that desire that created that shared culture. It created that shared culture. That's the culture is freedom. It's a culture of freedom. And so they didn't mandate a national religion. And that's something that's actually evidenced by

Thomas Jefferson's letter to the Dan Barry Baptist, who wrote him very eager to cement their denomination as the national faith practice, only for Jefferson to disappoint them in reply. But they didn't mandate a national religion, only that whether or not you believed in God, you were given a free nation, a free nation in which control of your rights were placed, under the dominion of the divine, right? So that they could, they were far out of the reach and perversion of man. That's the difference between natural and civil rights. By the way, civil rights are created by men in a courtroom for men. Natural rights, these are rights that come to you from God. That's what commonly refer to, you know, those within our Bill of Rights.

So the U.S., like I said, was not designed to be this ethno state, but a free one. And the freedom is the shared belief and the defining culture, right? Assimilation to this freedom, not rejection of it, is the requirement. That's the requirement. Anything short of that? Anything short. Fails the expectations that are set out by our founders. And not just in the debate over our founding documents, but this is evidenced in the countless letters

that they wrote each other. and the debates that they had with the, during the constitutional convention. And so all of this, all of this is precedent. It's our history. And I would say, look, some of the founders, in fact, I think you can safely argue, might have been considered by today's conservative standards, a bit progressive on immigration. I might, on legal immigration. I might shock people.

However, you know, granted, the times were different and borders were not teeming with entrance, mostly illegal, like, you know, a couple of years ago. But this is, this is a significant point, though. The difference is that they believed in a quarantine period of sorts. So they believed that people coming into the United States, kind of for the lack of a better way to describe, it should be quarantined before there were. allowed to make or shape law in the country. In fact, during one of the debates for the constitutional convention, it was George Mason who had said that citizenship for three years

was not enough to ensure that local knowledge that local knowledge needed, which ought to be possessed by a representative, someone who's doing and making law and creating law. And he's not wrong. You know, the only culture that is under threat by the redoubt, by the redoubt, objection of assimilation when coming to this country is freedom. Now, there's a difference between opposing limitless immigration, legal or otherwise, and then insisting that the United States is a one denomination dominated ethno state, just like there's a difference between believing that Israel is a strategic ally in the Middle East and then believing a theory of biblical prophecy concerning end of days. And this was something else that came up. I know Tucker had said he was talking

about Christian Zionism. Christian Zionism, I think that you can be a Christian without believing in Christian Zionism. And I think that it is a dispute over revelation. It's a dispute over, you know, some biblical doctrine. What gets me, though, is when someone says that they hate someone because they are a Christian Zionist and they feel that it is heretical, but I don't see how anybody could have more hatred for a Christian Zionist over a doctrinal dispute than the literal Islamist terrorists that are colonizing the Middle East and killing people and slaughtering, rather, should I say, genociding Christians in Africa. That's what I don't understand. I mean, I also kind of think, too, as it relates to Christian Zionism, it seems that those who are

opposed to Israel conflate the two and as a way to detract credibility from believing that Israel is a strategic ally by like by conflating it with Christian Zionism. Zionism. So I don't know. The other thing, too, is this idea, and this was put out in this debate, this idea that somehow it is ungodly to blame all of Gaza for Hamas. So in some of the remarks that I was hearing, it seemed to be in reference to people who say that Gaza is lost or that it's cruel to have a harsh response to what happened on October 7th. But this is that weird area where geopolitics and feelings do not mix, right? We've talked about this a million times before.

So while it is true that not all of Gaza and Gazins are responsible for or as depraved as Hamas, it is absolutely unarguably true that the vast majority, majority of Gazans overwhelmingly voted for Hamas in 2007. These were elections that were monitored by a handful of international observers to ensure fairness. It's also true that the majority of Gazans, as well as Arabs in the West Bank, supported Hamas leading up to the 2021 elections, which is why the Palestinian authorities suspended the elections. And then they turned around and blamed it on Israel to obscure the reality that Hamas was well on its way, per numerous polls showing landslide support, to taking over full control of the two territories. These are indisputable facts. And there are countless videos showing civilians, numbering in the hundreds, if not thousands, spitting on the hostages that were brought back to Gaza, cheering beside Hamas.

as they showed off the corpses. And there are countless stories of freed living hostages detailing how they were kept in private homes of Gazans. So here's my thoughts on this. Elections have consequences. Supporting terrorism has consequences. Launching a genocidal terror attack against a sovereign entity has consequences. This is the reality of the world in which we live.

Now, some believe that mitigating future losses by harsh action now, albeit two decades late, is the only response left, as everything else has unarguably failed. It's not genocidal, nor is it ungodly to acknowledge this development that has come by no one's hand, but Hamas, and those who empower them and continue to empower them. It seems like a slide of hand to blame the victim for the transgressions of the repeat aggressor. I don't like this worship of identity politics, in the veneer of statecraft that I see shallowly floated on the right. Christians aren't to make idols of race or creed.

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And it was also all scratched up with a sharp object. Police say that the total damage amounted to more than $7,000. And they identified Chloe Sue as the culprit based on CCTV footage, Kane. She just had it in her middle console. How do, what does, okay, how is that, how do you do $7,000? damage to that. Well, there's a lot of vinegar in the old ketchup and the mustard. So I imagine it did paint damage,

all kinds of body damage. So it's like more body work. Yeah, and the scratches and all that. Wow. That's insane. Let's see. An employee is accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis budget car rental at New York Airport. So basically,

of the, he stole 47 cars before they knew that he was stealing cars. Like the first time that a car went missing, you would think, maybe the 10th time, the 20th time, the 30th time, no, 47 vehicles were stolen from an Avis budget site at an upstate New York airport. And then they were rented out around the region. And it's all worth more than a million dollars.

It was a Syracuse-Hancock International Airport between June and August. I'm just trying to figure out how someone can steal 47 cars from one spot and nobody knows. Like they didn't know. That also seems like criminal negligence on behalf of some of the people who are supposed to be watching for that. I don't know. Let's see. A seal bearing an ancient language was found in Jerusalem, and it confirms the Bible story in the Old Testament. Interesting.

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You can listen around the country, and you can also check us out at the chats at Rumble. You can watch the simulcast of the radio show, Channel 347 DirecTV. The stuff that's coming out of the Senate hearings is insane. This has been the Senate hearing on leftist violence. And I cannot tell you the number of videos that we have played over the course of three, four or five years now showing people that we know who are speaking on campus or somewhere and they are chased either into genitorial closets. They are protested against to the point where buildings are set on fire, trash cans are set on fire. It is the leftist reaction to the presence of dissent, to the presence of a challenge. That's how it's interpreted.

And obviously, you know, we talked to Marshall Blackburn, Senator Marshall Blackburn the other day. Obviously, it's all very well organized. It's all very well funded. And at some point, I hope that we look into this funding of the destabilization of law and order in the United States, which is what this is. Joining us now, Senator Eric Schmidt from my home state,

the great state of Missouri, the Show Me State. And he has been there with the Senate Judiciary, helping to lead this hearing on left-wing political, violence. And he joins us now. Senator, it's a pleasure to have you. I got to ask you, what is so far, what is the most shocking thing that you've realized during this hearing? As though anything could get more shocking than the videos we've seen over the last several years. Well, first of all, it's great to be with the pride of Jefferson County, Missouri. Dana Lash. Thank you. Jeffco. It's very proud of Dana. We all are. But honestly, there's a lot, and I know you've been playing a lot

of the clips. I chair that committee. I thought it was so important to try to get to the root of the issue here because a couple weeks ago we're in hearing and I said, don't give me this both sides, BS, because if you look at what's actually happening, Dana, it's chilling. You've got, of course, just within the last year and a half, you've got the two attempts on President Trump's life. You've got the Charlie Kirk assassination of broad daylight, shot him in the throat because of his political views, because of his religious views. And then in between, you've got a a bunch of, whether it's, you know, these trans assassins or just sort of left-wing political violence, it's, you kind of underscore all of that with some crazy polls. Like, for example,

25% of those self-described very liberal individuals are willing to tell a pollster that they believe that political violence is justified. Okay. Compare that to just 3% of very conservative individuals. That's 3% too many, but it's not the same thing, right? And then 55, percent of those on the left side of the political spectrum believe that is at least somewhat justifiable to kill President Trump. So you have the actions. You also have the sentiment. And it's a very toxic brew here that I think we need to get out in front of.

And if we're ever going to solve this, if we're ever going to be, you know, I think we should, we should be very clear. Political violence, no, free speech, yes, in every circumstance. I think that's the North Star. But we've got to be honest. If we're going to get on the other side of this thing, we have to be. to be honest about what's happening. And it is the left in this obsession that the ideas that they would never get through at the ballot box or in Congress, they're going to do by any means

necessary. And it's a, and I was one other takeaway. Take for example, Antifa. This is not an ideology, as some have said. This is an organization. This is a group that's well financed domestically and internationally. They have safe houses across the country. In Portland, for example, they'll draw ice agents out, try to kill ice agents, try to maim ice agents, and then they scuttle away into a safe house. So this is not like just some people showing up randomly and something happens. And so I've asked Senator, our Secretary of State Rubio, to declare them in a foreign terrorist organization. We can get out the money and we can get out the connections. That's a great start.

We're talking to Missouri Senator Eric Schmidt. To me, it looks like, and I love, I want to be able to return to a point in our culture where we can have debilies. debate without people trying to redefine what you're saying is hate speech and then use violence as, use their definition of hate speech as justification for their violence against it. But it feels like we're never going to get there because you have, you know, your colleagues who are Democrats in the Senate who are endorsing this AG candidate in Virginia who was fetishizing shooting his opponents in the head and watching their children die in their mother's arms. There has been zero strong condemnation of that.

And it's, I just don't know if we can get there, Senator, without, you know, your colleagues in the Senate saying, you know what, this is bad. and we can't tolerate it anymore. Yeah, there can be no unity between good and evil. And what we have to do is defeat evil. And it starts with recognizing what the issue is. And yes, this AG candidate, I was an AG, you do not want to have people in that office

that have that amount of power who fantasize about murdering kids because of their parents' political views. Okay? Like that's nuts. But yet, no Democrat has asked for him to step down. they're endorsing him because it's all about sort of raw power on the left. And the other thing I think that's true, Dana, for years now, we've been fed all these,

you know, narratives like riots are the language of the unheard or, you know, America is a nation born of evil on stolen land. So if you believe that, like if you believe, and if you believe, by the way, that Donald Trump's a threat to democracy, he's Hitler and everybody's a bunch of Nazis walking around. Like, you know, you get to a place where some people can rationalize that there's some hero. And we have to be very clear, like the language on the left here, I mean, people can say what they want to say. But the truth is that this is dangerous. Like this is, they're creating a dynamic. And I think a lot of it has to do with they can't believe President Trump.

One, they can't believe half the country or more than half the country supports him. It's just 10-year run they've had that has fomented this violence. We've seen the violence escalate. They've tried to jail political opponents. This is like what you see in the Soviet Union. This is like what you see in sort of cultural or Marxist societies where you're going to just do what you've got to do to get your way. And America is supposed to stand opposed to that where we believe in free speech. We believe in elections.

And that's how you settle these disputes. But unfortunately, that's not where the left is right now. We just got to be clear about it. I think that's incredibly important as well. And I'm so glad that you said that because you know what it's like and you know the power that you have as Attorney General. And that's the top cop in the state. And boy, oh, boy, I can't imagine anybody who says the stuff that Jay Jones does privately having that kind of power. So I'm so glad that you said that.

We're talking to Missouri, Senator Eric Schmidt, if you're just joining us. You know, and to your point, you know, we have this violence, this. It's like you have the street team in the streets. And that allows the people who are of that mindset and ideology in D.C. I think it allows them it justifies in their minds the nefarious action. You know, I've been watching the Arctic Frost investigations. And honestly, this is like looking at stasi activity. I remember reading these testimonies from dissidents from East Germany.

And they were talking about how the craziest things were happening to them. And they felt like they were being psychologically manipulated. They knew something was wrong. And they knew they were being watched and surveilled. And it doesn't sound very different from what the Arctic Frost investigation is uncovering. I mean, senators being, I mean, they're spying on you. They're spying on Republican senators. This is the type of abuse of power.

This is where that violence in the streets, it ends up turning into violence at the highest levels of government. Yeah. And I think what we're learning and continue to learn is that the Democrats felt totally justified in all this, right? They have this January 6th committee. And then it's basically the predicate for Jack Smith to get involved. Interestingly, three days after President Trump announces that he's going to run for president. They have this massive sweep with Arctic Frost. You had the Russia gate.

I mean, if you want to do the timeline, it's not that hard. Basically, Trump decides to run. They hated the fact that he was running. Hillary Clinton needed a distraction from her email problems. They literally made up this Russia connection issue, this Russia gate. It's then handed to the Steele dossier to intelligence folks. The FBI, you know, you had Comer, you had Brennan at the CIA. They laundered this to be real.

Like they knew it was false. but they used it as a predicate to spy on Trump when he was a candidate and then tried to sideline a presidency. They then, of course, with the run up to the 2020 election, they couldn't let him win again. So the FBI then does the pre-bunking of the Hunter Biden laptop with all the big tech companies. They knew that was real. And then Biden gets in three days later, they start this Arctic Frost. They start censoring. They start working with social media companies to censor speech.

Then they try to jail the political opponent after President Trump announces he's running. He was almost murdered. Like if you were like lay all that out, Dana, in like a novel or something, it would look like something from the Soviet Union in the 1980s. But it's here in America like a few years ago. So I think the point of all this is we have to make sure this never happens in this country again. But that also requires people being held accountable. And when the Democrats accuse what's happening in DOJ to be weaponization, here's my response is we saw the weaponization of government unlike anything we've ever seen in the history of our country. That's one thing.

holding those people accountable for that, that's a different deal. And they ought to be held accountable. What does that look like? Does that look like maybe charges coming to fruition from these hearings and that, that recommendation being sent to the DOJ? How do we do that? Yeah, I mean, here's my perspective on it, I guess, as a former prosecutor. Some of these things, the statute of limitations has probably run. However, not on a conspiracy. So like if you're part of the conspiracy at Mile Marker 1 and you try to take an exit ramp or you leave government, at Mile Marker 5, and then all of the stuff continues at Mile Marker 10, you're responsible for what happens at Mile Marker 10. And in my view, we're at Mile Marker 10. So all these people, so I think this is, I think that's where you're going to potentially see indictments. I think Comer, Brennan, Clapper, and other people, they better lawyer up because I think that stuff's coming and it should. I hope so. And it's not just because it's,

you know, I say that with some sort of spirit of vengeance, but what you were talking about, accountability. I mean, the only way to keep this from happening again is for there to be a strong deterrent. Danny, Dana, and here's the thing. If you compared this to Watergate, like on a side by side, Watergate is a blip. Right. It's like, it's not even comparable. And, you know, people went to jail there and a president resigned. Right now, what they did because they convinced them, think about it. Barack Obama calls half the country bitter clingers. Hillary Clinton calls them basket of deplorables. Joe Biden calls them trash. They can't stand the fact that Trump came back and the American people watched all this and rejected it. They don't, they can't wrap their

heads around it. It's the same reason why you see all this crazy stuff with the shutdown right now. They have not compromised with the electorate because they've convinced themselves that all, you know, half the country was bad and that Trump is Hitler, right? And so, but when you do all that, when you do all that, it makes, it creates conditions where political violence is much more likely. And then if you're one of these individuals who thinks you're going to be some hero, because think of what he said when he took, he, he, he, he, um, the assassin of Charlie Kirk said he, you know, he just couldn't hand that he was spewing so much hate and he had to kill him and, you know, catch fascist on the bullet. Like that's what we're dealing with. Right. So again, if this is going to stop and it has to stop, um, we have to be very clear about what the problem is. I would never condone political violence in any situation if it came from the right or the left. But this is overwhelmingly coming from the left.

Absolutely. Last question for you as well, Senator. The government shutdown. I mean, we're into, what, 29 days, I think now. And you've got 14 no votes. And I hear everything about SNAP benefits and all of this stuff. I mean, we know, I got to say, I think that you all have been doing a great job on the messaging for this. Because the public, when Republicans hold the line, the public follows and they see all of this.

from your perspective, do you think Schumer is going to crack? It seems like the signs are there. I don't know because that assumes that we're applying some sort of rationality to all this. And I think this really is an episode of irrationality. Right. Because it's really about he's worried about AOC on his left flank. Is she really that? Are they not to interrupt you, but are they really that scared of her influence?

Yeah, I think I think Schumer is going to like be the chairman of her presidential run. Wow. she doesn't run for Senate. I think that's real. And they also, in their own way, they were very aware of the No King's rally. Like they weren't going to do it before the No Kings rally. So what's happened is their base has gotten smaller, Dana. President Trump and this MAGA movement has expanded the base into the great working class

that you and I grew up in in places like Jefferson County, Missouri. That's the coalition now. They've lost a lot of that. And so it's a smaller base, but it's been more radicalized. And so they view themselves as the resistance. But I do think November 1st is an important date when the SNAP benefits stop for the first time in history. Like kids aren't going to have food at the table. You know, paychecks aren't going off for people who are actually working like ICE officers and potentially military men and women.

So the president's trying to prioritize this, but eventually we're going to run out of money. And this is just irresponsible. We have a clean funding resolution, no more, no less, just time so we can do appropriations bills. That's infinitely reasonable. The mainstream media is really struggling with this. the legacy media day because they're used to just blaming Republicans for everything. And if the shoe were on the foot, other foot, there'd be like live broadcast from NBC, you know, NBC Nightly News in front of the Capitol.

They even have a hard time of providing an excuse for Democrats because they're just saying no to something that they voted for 13 times before. Right. Exactly. Well, and like I said, I love that you all have been so strong on the messaging for this. And people are seeing it. They realize that they may, you know, people may not eat on November 1st because Democrats are wanting to extend Obamacare to.

countless illegal aliens. So they see it. So keep holding the line because you're winning on this. Missouri Senator Eric Schmidt, one of our favorites in the Senate. We appreciate your time, Senator. God bless you. Thank you. Thanks, Dana.

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So this was a guy named J.P. Sachs. and he was singing the he was singing oh canada he decided to modify the canadian anthems lyrics and so instead of singing our home on native land instead of singing our home and native land oh wow that's not how it goes by the way they stole their land from somebody who stole their land from somebody so whose native land really is it yeah how far back do we go yeah how far back do you go. I hate this guy's haircut. Welcome back to the show. Dana Lash with you. Can I just, I don't know who J.P. Sachs is, but it sounds like a, just like a rip off of T.J. Max. Like all the stuff that doesn't sell at T.J. Max, it goes to J.P. Sacks. Hi, welcome into J.P. Sacks. Would you like a

single sock? Wait, no. Wait, what? No, they don't match here. You know, that's at T.J. Max, if you want matching socks. No, here at J.P. Sacks, you get whatever the hell we get. Here it is, right here. Just throw some socks in a box and you can pick out some matching pairs. There you go. J.P. Sacks. Right? That's what it sounds like. I, I, um, they said he's Grammy nominated. Steve, help me here. Who, who is? Who is? I mean this literally and metaphorically. I am today years old. And Steve is a DJ. You don't know. He doesn't even know what this guy is. And he doesn't even know what this guy is. And he did the thing. You know what the thing is when they're singing? Nate, he's like, eh, he holds the mic and he does like one of those like, baby things that they used to do with in sync and Justin Timberlake back in the day. He's that guy. Oh, what is the hair? Back in August, he had to embarrassingly admit that his Make Yourself at Home Fall Tour for

2025, he had to cancel due to poor ticket sales. Oh, he did. He did. He did. He did. He did. Did he? Oh, is that J.P. Sacks couldn't sell tickets? Yeah. Wow. He's a Canadian musician, so that might be why. Nobody knows who he is.

But he changed the, I mean, nobody... And these were giant venues, by the way. It's not like these were 15,000-seed venues or anything like that. These were 2,000 to 3,000-seat venues. Oh. I mean, I think Coles Cash events, get more people to come out than he, oh, oh. He apparently said that he was trying to boost sales on TikTok and he couldn't do it.

He goes, I aim too high, my bad. It's when you need to stick into the parking lots of like, you know, the sack and safe where tens of people can show up, you know. Sacks and safe. That's right. At least he was honest. He goes, dude, unforeseen circumstances, the circumstance I didn't sell enough tickets because nobody likes you.

Nothing says white knighting, like literally a curly redheaded dude going out and and like changing the lyrics of the Canadian anthem because he's buying into the idiotic lie that all of the land that white people are on or that Americans and Europeans or whoever are on in the United States was taken from natives. Just when I hear, sorry, no, I'm not. By the way, Dana Lash, welcome.

Top of the third hour. Good to be with you. The chats at Rumble. Don't hold it against them. But it's this idea that is always, was always promoted from the Marxist left that Native Americans, like American Indians, they knew no violence. There was no violence in American Indians. They lived like snow white creatures. They got along with nature, you know. That's why that one commercial featured that

one guy who was an Italian playing an American Indian who had a single tear because somebody threw trash on the road. Remember that PSA? Yeah. But they act like there was no violence, no fighting. that, you know, American Indians didn't even know what that was because they were so stupid, apparently. That's like, isn't that the intimation that when they pushed this narrative? They did no violence. They knew nothing until the evil Europeans came and they brought with them all their sin. And their disease, those sinning mixinners. And they just brought all that stuff and infected these peaceful Native Americans.

Can yeah, Steve asks if we can play the audio again. Yes, Steve, we can. Go ahead. Why not? Let's just hear his whole baby vote voice. So it's supposed to be our home and native land and he said, it's not like Cartman. Dude, diaphragm, use it. That's what his voice sounds like, Kane. I'm not wrong, right? I'm not being unintentionally mean. Although that's why you listen. You're just being accurate. It's accurate. Who is this guy? He's Canadian.

No, sorry. I like our Canadian listeners. I do not use him as a measure of you. You guys know this. But, yeah, you know, that's, he promotes this super red-headed, curly-headed dude. He's white-nighting. Like, just take that vocal tone all the way up in your nose. That's how it sounds best, says nobody ever.

Maybe he didn't sound too smart in addition to doesn't sound too talented either. Isn't all land on earth, native land? I mean, when you think about it? I mean, come on. It's like when people get mad about lead, you know, it's like it comes from the earth. Oil comes from the earth. So he was, this was at the L.A. game, the game in L.A. last night. And wasn't it?

Yeah, this is he, they had a banger of a, banger of a day. Okay, can we, what, why is majorly? baseball. Why did I see 15 tweets from the Dodgers and Major League Baseball about, oh, look, whoa, royalties here. Whoa. We got royalty guys. And I'm like, this is America. What the hell are you talking about? So I kept seeing this pop up. And you know what they're talking about, right? They're talking about that dealist suitcase girl from the game show and her whining, my eyes are too close together, Ginger, spare husband. And Major League Baseball said, royalty in the front row eyes emoji.

What? I'm like, they're not royal. Technically they're not. Didn't they, I don't know how I know this, but they dropped the HRH. So technically. And they, and this is America. We don't care. They're so contrived and so over-the-top pretentious.

my favorite thing in the world that I saw I saw all of this all over social media was when she was at Paris, she never been to a fashion show before and she went to Paris Fashion Week and she was walking out of every hotel like she was Zoolander. Like this was her moment to shine in my oversized Balenciago white trash bag.

I just can't get it. But they both just bought those hats and they sat there at the game. He doesn't know what the hell is going on. He doesn't know. the only his past activities include dressing up as a Nazi and passing out drinking on a pool table. He doesn't know. And so they're, they're watching this game.

And majorly, why the MLB account, the official account would not stop tweeting about it? And then the Dodgers were like, hey, we got royalty here. Prince Harry and Megan Merkel. I'm sure that they arrive at Dodgers Stadium. Now for the people who are like, why do we even talk about these two? A, because it's hysterical. I've never seen anybody try so hard to be famous in my life, except for some people in political circles.

That said, I also think that this is a roar shock test. They're kind of a roar shock test. Do you believe in the tradition of like courtesy and family loyalty and not being beastly to people, or do you not? I think it's very much like that. But I don't know why. I mean, I saw like a million. tweets about this from Dodgers

and MLB. Did they have like a deal or something? I mean, aren't these the people who are like, we want our privacy. Don't look at us. We want our privacy. And then everything that they do was like, look at us. If you don't look at us, you're racist. Something like that. I don't know.

The only royals are for Kansas City and they're not very good. Oh, oh, no. That was STL right there. Oh, no. What? That was the STL in you. Oh. Maybe. Is that way the Dodgers lost, though, because they were there? Oh, no. Why are you so?

That royalty thing was so you should have commented that instead of what you did. That's more clever. Yeah, I just only just now thought of it though. So that should have been the tweet. Let's be real. Oh, and apparently they got booed. Toronto fans booed them. Yeah. So, and they wore Dodger gear. Now think about this. Toronto's playing. Now, this is how tone deaf they are. Aren't they supposed to be like, I don't even think they're representatives of the Commonwealth. Canada's part of the Commonwealth and they were dressed in Dodgers gear and they called themselves royal and they cling to their titles. I mean, I don't know. They cling to their titles like Swahwell clung to Fang Fang. I don't know. I mean, like, think of something. It's quite easy, you know. But maybe that's why they got booed. That's just completely tone deaf. I think that's toned off anyway. So I don't know. I don't know why I said. I mean, I'm not kidding. I saw like 15 tweet. I counted.

There was like 15 tweets about them. Does anybody, who cares? And oh, they were sitting next, they were sitting in front of Magic Johnson. And I cannot remember the other guy they were sitting in front of. And apparently everyone was like, how did they get seats? Because I guess they were given seats. How did they get seats in front of them? They were sitting in front of them.

I don't know how that works, but I just would think that you would maybe get more attention with actual athletes being in the front row instead of these like grifters who sell like blood Claude Jam and, you know, whatever else that they white label. I don't know. I just, I just feel like they're so representative of the left. Think about it. He's like this whining loser who wanted an allowance from his dad. He wanted to get paid by the British public but did not want to do any of the work. Literally, that's what it was. He wanted to get money from daddy. He's like 40. He's in his 40s for crying out loud. He wanted money from daddy, but he didn't want to work. and he wanted the British public to pay for his security, even though he didn't want to work.

And then when they said, no, that seems to be egregious. Then he had a tantrum and then they went to America. And now he's our problem. I don't know. That is so representative of the left, is it not? Like, it's the same thing. Like, he's no different than the people bitching and moaned about, you know, EBT. He is no different.

They wanted all of these handouts from the British public. You know, when they came here, they were expecting, and that's when Trump's like, I'm not giving you nothing. They were expecting the American public to provide their security. They were expecting that in Canada when they were up like near Toronto. That's what they were, or not Toronto. When they were, uh, whose house were they staying at some Russian oligarchs house in Canada before they came here? That's true. That is so rep.

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and she said that her baby looked like her dog. And they did a whole story on this at People Magazine. And now we're all dumber for having seen it. Moving on. We talked about the lab monkeys already. The hurricane hunters, this is crazy, who flew into the eye of Hurricane Melissa, you know it's like Cat 5,

they said that they had to turn back because the winds were so bad because of the turbulence. The U.S. Air Force Reserves 53rd Weather Reconnaissance Squadron known as the Hurricane Hunters. They encountered heavier than normal turbulence when they were flying into the eye of Hurricane Melissa

and they were forced to turn back. And we could read it about the like birds that were caught in the eye of it And they couldn't get through the wind wall. But yeah, I mean, it's a cat five. What did you? This is not shocking thing. Scientists discover a key biological difference between psychopaths and normal people.

I don't like this headline came. They said that psychopaths have bigger brains. Slightly. Slightly. In a certain area. That people are going to interpret that as immediately that these people are smarter or something. And they're not. That doesn't necessarily, it's more room for crazy up there.

That's what that is. That means that there's more room in there for crazy. That's, you know, that's just saying. But they said that they used magnetic imaging. They used MRIs, and they found that the region in the forebrain, there's a specific region in the forebrain that's about 10% larger in individuals with psychopathic traits compared to people who aren't psychos. and they

said that it's the subcortical forebrain region. So it's involved in motivation, decision making, reward processing, all that good stuff. And that's apparently the thing that's a little bit bigger. That's weird. Like, why does it get that way? That's the question that I have. And I don't know. I don't like that it infers that scientists are raising... This, why? They're growing human teeth in a lab. Now, maybe they're trying to replace, I don't know, dentures, but they're trying to figure out how to grow real biological teeth in the human jaw.

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That's what that is. That's not a robot housekeeper. housekeeper. So wait, you're telling me that there's going to be an entire workforce of people if they do this, the only way this would work. And you're just listening to a Wall Street Journal, try the first humanoid robot housemaid. You have to have somebody spy on your house 24-7 and do chores using your robot. The cost of convenience. So you have to have surveillance. A company is going to surveil you. And then you, you're going to surveil you. and then you're going to have someone who is playing a they got the glasses on

and they're they're the robot it's not a robot it's not smart it's someone's in it there what well like they're they have to be some like in a different area

doing what the robot does so you're you're telling me you're going to have entire like if this was how they go for just imagine Like say this company, this takes off, you're going to have like a horde of people in a building somewhere, all with the headsets, the VR headsets, spying on your house and doing robot stuff. They're just going to be in the middle of a room doing absolutely nothing. Wait, like drone flyers? Yeah, and doing chores.

So that makes this next video of this robot making pizza dough really weird. Okay, yeah, I don't, this is scary. This literally looks like something out of Terminator. Go ahead. Hit me with this one. Go ahead. Oh. Oh.

Oh, is that just a screen? Oh, it's just a photo. Oh, ugh. I don't think that's real. That looks dangerous. I mean, I can't even tell that's dough. That might be a cat. It's beating to death on the table.

I don't know. It's not a cat. I don't know. I can't see. That is not a cat. I don't know. It doesn't seem legit, though. Would you have, for the purpose of convenience cane in your house, somebody wearing the VR headset doing

Oh, my gosh. What is that? No, wait. We got that is the that's a robot now is there someone you got to put that on screen you're not even putting it on screen Is that somebody I can't tell if it's dry humping the cabinet or doing I don't know what it's doing what is that is that Is that someone in a building miles away doing this that looks like it's probably of its own accord Autonomous that is insane What the dough is not even getting needed the cabinet's getting banged all to hell like what is happening? I'm

happening. I don't want any of that in my house. No, for the purpose of convenience, would you have a guy, VR headset, in a building somewhere, surveilling your house, and then very slowly, poorly doing chores? No, I certainly wouldn't. The same reason I don't have one of those robot vacuums. I'm on the fence about that. I know. I don't know what to think about myself right now. I feel like I'm failing myself. Steve, would you, for the purpose of convenience, have someone surveilling your house and then wear a VR headset? and do chores very slowly poorly. You're answering the question while you're asking. You realize those things have to collect all the data that it learns, right? It doesn't just get rid of it. It has to learn on the fly. So where are they storing all that data? I don't need to have to know everything about me.

Well, in order for them to fold your britches, they do. You know? I'll sacrifice folding my own bridges, then. I just, I don't want anything that badly for convenience. You know what I mean? I don't. I think we, humans think that convenience is a thing that we have to attain. and sometimes it's a curse, right?

Yeah, some people in our age group, like back in the day when your car only had the crank up windows and not the electric windows, then we get all these electric things, electric seeds, electric, all of that. And then more things go wrong. If one wire breaks, now we don't have access to roll our window up

or scoot our chair up. It's not great. I will say, my very first car that I had was a, I don't even know what year it was. I'm just surprised it wasn't pulled by a horse. It was a Buick Skyhawk. Oh, Skyhawk. And whenever I turned left, it went, ooh.

And I told you that story. I was listening to Sympathy for the Devil one day. And I heard an extra ooh in there, and it was my car. Anyway, the horn very, very, very weakly honked at people everywhere. But all of my friends, you know, I was very lucky to have this car. I'm not complaining at all. I was very, very lucky to have it. It had probably 11,000 million miles on it.

It broke down all the time. Yeah, we grew up in an era where more convenience actually meant more things could go wrong. Yes, but I will say I had the roll-down window and I felt like a poorer. Like I felt like Laurie Engels, like on the prairie with paw and maw having to roll down my window. Oh my gosh. If I don't have Wi-Fi for like five seconds, I'm like, oh, my gosh. Time to go in the prepper pantry. We're all going to die.

I mean, immediately. I really felt that to me felt like campy. having to roll down the window. Have you ever put duct tape on your window just so you could pull the window up manually? Yeah, I've done that. Although one time I locked stopped working and I couldn't get out of my car one time. And I didn't have a mobile phone. This was like, this was like 1998.

I just had to sit in my driveway and my car locked in it until one of my parents, my mom or my stepdad came out and was like, you're missing. I literally couldn't get out of it. Nothing worked. And that was after the thing on my window fell off. And I couldn't even do that. I was so helpless. Anyway.

So my point being, like I kind of, I'm interested in having a robot vacuum, but at the same time, you're basically inviting what is the technological version of a face hugger in your house. And, you know, letting it run all over your, I just don't, you know, I don't like that. I don't want something up when I'm sleeping. I didn't know that there was a person in some building somewhere controlling that robot. I thought this robot was just autonomous. You thought that was enough?

Then they had the guy. Like, do they have to be in the room with you? I'm not impressed. Like you get, you don't just buy the robot. You get this indentured servant with it. Like this person. I didn't know that was the case. So wait a minute.

Why don't you just have like a regular person? You're going to get a robot to do this. the job and then there's a person standing behind a curtain. I'm doing the job. Taking a job. Instead of taking five minutes to load three things in the dishwasher, man, the person could put down the damn VR headset, just go do it with their hands. I mean, this is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen in my life. People are going to get it.

You know that. I don't like that it's a soft body too with like a fabric covering that's nasty. That was the first thing I noticed. more so than the person behind the curtain. I was like, that's dirty. That's going to collect germs and be stained. And then you're going to, like, somebody you'll have company over and they're going to be like, look at your hobo robot.

And your hobo bot's going to be all dirty and messy because it has a canvas body. Anyway, that's not, it's not helpful. That's not helpful. Just do it your damn self at that point. I've seen the movie I robot. I'm not interested. You know, people are going to use it for murder. They will.

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Hair as women of color, that the way our hair naturally grows out of our head is beautiful, but if we struggle to make it look like the standard, that means we are spending thousands of hours and lots of money, straightening out what is naturally curly hair, right? And that takes time out of your life. It costs money. I don't understand what her gripe is. I mean, this seems like this isn't the 1950s. This seems, I mean, there are women who I see have, they wear natural hair every single day.

What is she talking about? she's complaining about the difficulties i mean who sets the standard no one set that standard for you who does she think set the standard i mean everything is a grievance with her she just can't be like happy it's the patriarchy did it i mean everybody's got issues with their hair and everybody's hair's different and everybody's got different but good night i mean the hardships of hair I'm just so tired of her constantly being mad at everything. Everything. She seems like such a joy.

Does she not? Everything is somebody else. Oh, it's the, this is, you know, what the standard is. Well, who sets the standard? I mean, look at Hollywood celebrity. Who sets the standard? No one's setting the standard for you. Good night.

So, this is so goofy. It's, I don't know. I don't know. So, I mean, I also think it's silly to think that women that don't have, that have different hair textures also don't spend thousands of dollars on it. All women spend lots of money on their hair. Let's be real. All right. Today in stupidity came.

All right. It's Nancy Pelosi. We haven't heard from her in a while. And pretty much everything she says nowadays. And all the other days. It's pretty stupid. Cut 25, Juan. Listen to this.

Because I see the Democrats every day. You saw a march that was. was not political. And the value of it was that it wasn't political. It wasn't political. It was spontaneous, organic. It was not. Everybody was there.

They literally had a- They had sponsors. Not one true word. They literally had like a sheet of logos showing all the sponsors that they had. Not organic. That's not organic. That's not what organic means. That does it for us today.

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