The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Dana Responds To Candace Accusations, Hillary Under Deposition & Pelosi's Insider Trading Response
Episode Date: February 26, 2026Hillary Clinton releases her written statement claiming she has no ties to Jeffrey Epstein. Jack Hughes returns to the New Jersey Devils and receives a warm welcome from the fans chanting “USA”. I...ran nuclear talks continue. CNN brought on a "Nonbinary Lesbian" to explain the "vibes" the kids were feeling after President Trump's State of the Union. Dana reacts to the accusation that she was getting paid by TPUSA to call Candace Owens a “demon”. Anti-Dog Mayor David LaGrand demands Grand Rapids Police Department put down K-9 units following an officer-involved shooting.Hillary Clinton halts her private deposition of her ties to Jeffrey Epstein after Rep. Lauren Boebert illegally posts photos inside the hearing. Dana is worried that Netflix’s new remake of “Pride And Prejudice” will be full of woke. A Los Angeles superintendent admits to being an illegal alien for 40 years. The pace of prosecutions in fraud will increase at a considerable margin in Minnesota.Nancy Pelosi claims that she was NEVER in Congress for the money. Jasmine Crockett is competing with James Talarico in Texas. Dana gets duped by an AI report that Waffle House is building a new location on a lake in the South. A dude accidentally took command of 7,000 robot vacuum cleaners.Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Humannhttps://HumanN.comSupport your heart health. Grab HumanN Turmeric Chews at Sam’s Club right now. Fast Growing Treeshttps://FastGrowingTrees.com/DanaGet huge spring deals with Fast Growing Trees, save up to 50% off selects plus an extra 20% off your first order. Use code DANA at checkout!Noble Goldhttps://NobleGoldInvestments.com/DanaThis is the year to create a more stable financial future. Open a qualified account with Noble Gold and receive a 3 oz Silver Virtue coin free. Relief Factorhttps://ReliefFactor.com OR CALL 1-800-4-RELIEFTry Relief Factor's 3-week Quickstart for just $19.95—tell them Dana sent you and see if you can be next to control your pain!Patriot Mobilehttps://PatriotMobile.com/DANA or call 972-PATRIOTSwitch to Patriot Mobile in minutes—keep your number and phone or upgrade, then take a stand today with promo code DANA for a free month of service!Byrnahttps://Byrna.com/DanaMake 2026 the year you protect your family with solid options—Get the Byrna today.WebRoothttps://Webroot.com/DanaMake the switch! Get 60% off Webroot Total Protection for a limited time.Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite
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I think we all agree the government failed.
The government failed the victims.
And what our role is, we can't, we can't prosecute anyone.
But what we have been doing is getting transparency with the American people.
We subpoenaed.
And that's all that the American people want is some transparency.
That's all that they want.
It's just a little transparency about this whole case, which has been going on forever.
And I, you know, I'm not sure what they think that they're going to, what Hillary Clinton thinks
that she's going to get from this, but she just needs to answer the questions straight on.
And I read that it's in a community center of all places where they're questioning her
and Bill Clinton because it's like in their town, which is weird, I think, anyway.
But she's, they're going to have the transcript.
I don't think they have them now because I was looking actually right before we came out on air.
and we're going to be able to see, we're getting like some stuff, but we're going to be able to get the full transcript.
What she has to do, and it's so weird because I'm sure she probably thinks that she's kind of untouchable now because she's not in office, she's not going for anything.
But, you know, there's still probably a criminal element there.
However, she's got to be careful to not have another one of those moments.
She has an extraordinary ability, Hillary Clinton does.
and a positively extraordinary ability to completely stick her foot in her mouth.
And you guys know all this.
You guys know exactly because we watched with the testimony with Benghazi.
And you had that infamous soundbite.
Well, what difference doesn't make?
You guys remember all of that.
I think, I mean, we were playing that on air for forever.
That was a million dollar audio that she had.
And she can't have another situation like that.
couple of reasons. And some of it does lead in to 2028 because Democrats are now, I don't know if
there's a reason why Bill Clinton is, they've been talking to Hillary Clinton a little bit more
in the Democrat side and even Bill Clinton and even bringing back Barack Obama because they're
desperately trying to get their side to chill out and not be crazy. And if you have the elders of the
party, so to speak, and the elite of the party that are like all caught up in this, it just looks,
it just doesn't help with their overall.
Doesn't help with their goals.
Their goal really doesn't.
So I don't know.
I mean, she's been defiant.
She's, but she hasn't, from what I've seen, she hasn't defended Bill.
And that's kind of interesting.
I think she's kind of done defending him too, don't you think so?
I think if it came down to it and Hillary Clinton, if it was coming up to Hillary Clinton having to, you know, defend Bill on stuff,
I think she's going to let him, I think she'd let him go.
I think she's done at this point.
So very interesting stuff with all of this.
Welcome to the program.
Dana Lash with you.
I'm going to play some audio here
because this has been very fascinating.
Very, very fascinating stuff.
This issue, and we're going to get into all of that.
We're also going to get into some of the domestic stuff.
Oh, this is what I want to play.
This is Cut 16.
Tim USA, Team USA, Jack Hughes.
He was home.
New Jersey doubles.
Check out this welcome that.
got it's awesome sure the United States its first men's hockey goal medal since
1980 davos fans let's hit for number 86 jack heuse
their governor got good especially everything that's been happening I think in the
news with all the arguing over hockey it was so nice to see it was so nice to see this
crazy. And he's, I mean, and he was, he also told everybody, thank you so much, you know, for coming out.
Everybody went crazy. There were a lot of kids there at the event, apparently, a ton of kids there that
were really excited that they got to see, you know, they got to see an Olympic hero like this.
Just nice. See, but why can't we have nice things like this all the time, Kane?
Why can't we have nice things like this all the time? One of the things we're going to dive into is
how they're still going on with us with the,
men's hockey team.
We're going to talk because the
press is just not going to let it go.
And I've got to bet with a friend
on how long this is going to last.
Because they just will not let it go.
And we're all annoyed.
We're all annoyed at this point.
So that's, I'm so glad that he
got that nice, warm, welcome
going back home. Of course, did you think he was
going to get anything else?
No. Of course not.
So welcome to the radio
program. Like I said, Dana Lash with you.
the new talks are underway, U.S.-Iran talks are underway, and it's in Geneva.
The deadline for POTUS that POTUS has laid down is nearing.
And so far, I don't think that the negotiations, it seems like, though, Iran doesn't want to give up a single thing.
They're trying to reach this agreement as to the future of Tehran's nuclear program.
and whether or not, you know, because obviously they can't keep, they can't remain a threat.
And you have the people that are demonstrating against the regime.
They also were meeting with Oman's foreign industry.
They had one of their ministers.
And then some of the, you have Wittkov Kushner, he's the U.S. Special Mideast envoy.
And they were meeting with Oman's foreign minister.
And they were going over some of their proposals, et cetera.
So, ooh, that deadline.
and we've been having a military buildup.
The Wall Street Journal reported that one of the demands that the administration is making
is that Iran has to dismantle three key nuclear sites.
And one of them was hit this past June,
and they have to turn over all of their enriched uranium to Washington.
And, I mean, that's one.
And they said that any agreement, this has to be permanent.
There's no sunset clause, because remember,
when they had the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action, when they had that, they had a 2015
Sunset Clause in it, which is one of the reasons we're back here negotiating all of this stuff.
Again, they don't want that again. They don't want that.
And POTUS set it up, I think, for the, I said it up to be advantageous for the United States
going into these negotiations because these are fresh off the State of the Union where he was
laying that out. So that's ongoing. We've had now, everybody I think's come down from State of the
Union. There's still snow in New York. They're still not able to get rid of it. And then they were
throwing snowballs with like rocks and other things at police. New York Post says that one of the people,
they called them a hooligan that was pelting the cops with snowballs. And again, it's not just
snowballs. They put stuff in them is a 27-year-old who was arrested for attempted robbery just a
couple of weeks ago. Oh. Oh. So you're telling me a robber doesn't like cops.
Gus Main, Coobley, was cuffed on Thursday. He was, this was all in connection with the
mayhem in the park. And it was not his first, second or third run in with the law either.
Has anybody shocked at this? They were acting like, man, Donnie was saying, no, no, no, it was just a bunch of kids goofing off.
It's just a bunch of kids.
Can you's 27 years old at kid?
Well, sure is.
That's a whole-ass adult.
That is a grown person.
Full.
I had two kids by the time I was 27 years old.
Yeah, full with car insurance discounts.
I mean, yeah, they can rent a car.
They're old enough to run a car.
I mean, at 27, you're on your way to,
what is it that they send out and nobody wants to be a part of it?
AARP or something like that.
Yeah, you're on your way, man.
27 years old.
That's what the left does, though.
Oh, gosh, it's 27-year-old infant baby.
They did this to Hunter Biden.
Who's like 60?
No, infant baby, Hunter Biden.
So precious.
Precious little crack baby.
No, I just, 27 is not a kid.
But that's what Mandani was saying.
He was, he had said that, no, no, no, you guys, this is just, it's a bunch of kids goofing off.
I mean, I'm looking at the video.
It's not just a bunch of kids.
It's a bunch of grown adult men.
and they weren't going to have any kind of accountability for it.
You know how much it's going to embolden everybody else to do something similar or worse?
I mean, good heavens.
But this is, this is, this is New York.
They're going to seek this quite a bit.
So this, they still, I mean, the bomb cyclone, there's still, I guess that, what is it, the rat, the groundhog was correct.
There's going to be six more weeks of winter, so that's why they have all the snow.
Right.
Yeah.
So, when is, is it six weeks past now?
How long?
How many weeks do we got?
This is harassment at this point.
It's not winter.
I think we're about halfway there.
Well, well.
So some of the other stuff that we have, let me set you up on deck.
Democrats in the CIA, especially as we told you yesterday, they were tests running, Abigail Spanberger.
We're going to discuss all of that, jump in that.
We're also going to get into, get you the rest of the way here.
Oh, a little cultural thing.
I'm outraged.
So Netflix is remaking again Pride and Pet Prejudice.
What?
Again.
I don't think you can, I didn't think you could get better than the BBC's version.
And then Kira Knightley's version came out and I'm like, that's pretty good.
Now they're going to ruin it probably even more.
So we're going to talk, we're going to get into that because they're redoing Jane, Jane Eyre and Pride and Prejudice.
And I'm going to be honest, the casting looks dumb.
Also some stupid stuff.
Propaganda.
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So the inventor of Squatty Potty,
Robert Edwards, who was on Shark Tank,
was arrested in Utah for child pornography.
He's apparently partnered to a guy and is co-parenting four kids,
and he apparently
was arrested with a lot of it.
That's disgusting and he needs to be put to death instantly.
I mean, but it is the squatty potty.
I mean, I get, you know, I'm not surprised.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not surprised.
It's not separate though.
I'm like, oh, now it makes sense.
He's a freak.
And that's his product.
You know, I'm just saying.
Let's see.
Oh my gosh.
Mr. Beast, who's a weirdo
and I think came out of nowhere as like a studio trick.
has some really questionable suss perverts working for him.
He's now his editor has been accused of insider trading on Kalshi.
And this is, they've, yeah, and apparently there's no remorse either.
But an editor for him has been referred to federal regulators for making insider bets on Kalshi, the prediction market.
I'm not surprised by that either.
He's got some really weirdo people that were about.
Pelosi's walking around all free.
Yeah, exactly.
Jasmine Crockett is leading James Tala Rico by double digits right now.
This is a Texas Tribune poll now at full admission.
I haven't broken this down.
But I mean, think about it, though.
I mean, it's James Telerico.
He comes from the same factory that made John Ossif and Beto O'Rourke.
It's like the Bill Pullman, Bill Paxton of the political world.
They're the same guy.
They're all the same.
The Peabooty Juice, they're all the same people.
They're the same people.
Just, you know, FYI.
Also, let's see here.
Mike Johnson says that the Gonzalez allegations are going to play out in the primary next week.
So I get what he's saying. He's trying not to make too big of a mess. And it's not that he's protecting Gonzalez.
But the primary is six days away. So what better way? If this guy's not going to resign, then all the people who are out there supporting Herrera, they need to come out hard and, you know, make sure you're winning. Make sure that you are winning in the
this primary because this is going to be the way to do it.
Teens are over superheroes and they want to see more
whatever this is, connected masculinity on
screen. What is that?
I think it's more of an empathetic style of masculinity
is when you're connected to someone.
They said young people, they want to see fathers enjoying parenting,
fathers showing love to kids and young people are not just asking for better dads.
They're asking for a reimagining of how men show up in the lives of others.
It's not a reimagining.
That's just being a good parent.
Stop acting like that's a new thing.
New label.
I know.
When you act like it's a new thing,
you're not helping it become like rediscovered or restored
by acting like it's never existed before.
So that's, you know, that's kind of important, I think.
Yeah.
I mean, the connected parenting.
I mean, you could also say that with any parent,
with, you know, mothering, fathering, et cetera.
Let's see here.
Oh.
And apparently,
a Texas, this is in Texas,
a Waterburger manager beat a customer with a trash bag
after they were attacked.
This is actually kind of amazing.
Oh, sorry, with a trash can.
Like, held it up over his head and beat this dude with it.
This is like Waffle House level, Fafo, right?
And, I mean, it was in Dallas, DFW.
So it happened, a 41-year-old was ordered under the restaurant.
He vowed to return later and then assault the manager.
And then he came back in and attacked,
and the manager retaliated with a trash can like a boss.
Stick with us.
We got a lot more in store.
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That's not the point.
The point is that sometimes you have to go.
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Playing a little simple minds for those of you listening terrestrily.
I mean, if you ever get a chance to see them live, it's so ridiculously amazing.
Welcome back to the program, top of the, or, yeah, bottom of the first hour.
I don't know what I was going to say.
We had, okay, I'm kind of distracted because I was sharing with Kane, this earthquake
revelation on break.
As we were getting ready, I'm going to set up this audio for,
coming up. I'm going to set this audio up for you and then we're going to expand on that.
But this dovetails in with it. I grew up my whole life thinking that Morgan Fairchild was gay.
My whole life I thought she was. I thought she was like the lipstick lesbian, right?
Which now sounds like an ex name, like a Twitter name or like a podcast or something.
But there's probably one. And she's not. And Kane doesn't believe me. Did you Google it?
She's not.
She played Marla, the girlfriend of Sandra Bernhard's character on Roseanne in the 90s.
And yeah, that's what it is.
But she apparently was not, and she's been in other alphabet stuff.
But she's not.
I did not know that.
I thought my entire life that she was.
Who knew?
Who knew?
So just, you know, well, working Fairchild knew.
But.
It feels like a Mandela effect thing for me.
Yeah, I think.
Because I feel like she would.
the original lipstick. I did too, but apparently we are all wrong. You're right. It is like the
Mandela effect because we all believe this. We're like, oh, yeah, Morgan Farage. Yeah. So the reason
I'm talking about this is because of this audio. I got to set this up. I'm going to read it how it is on
the rundown. Okay. Okay. This is, hmm. CNN brings on a non-binary lesbian to explain
the vibes that children were feeling after President Trump's state of the union.
Union, status maxing, gesture maxing, and aura mocking.
Let's go ahead and play.
Are those the names of children?
I don't know.
I mean, it could be in today's society.
Cut 26, please.
Generally, the kids describe this as status maxing,
gesture maxing, and aura mocking.
Okay.
Yeah, so let me break that down for you.
So, gesture maxing is like playing to the crowd and being trying to get people,
you know, like a gesture would.
Status maxing is aligning himself with people like the men's hockey team
and like his success and trying to status max.
These things are seen as very uncool by the kids, by the way.
And then aura-mogging is when you take the shine of someone
who's actually quite successful or good,
maybe some of his guests,
maybe the World War II veterans he honored,
maybe again the men's hockey team,
and you are aura-mogging.
You are stealing their shine for yourself
because you do not inhibit yourself the aura alone.
So that was a vibe.
Okay, so here's my question.
Aside from all of the new language that we're hearing,
what is a non-binary lesbian
I couldn't get past that
because I'm like wait
are you just not satisfied with being a regular old lesbian
like why are you why do you have to
it's like being no no that's not bread
that's artisanal bread
which you know what I mean
is it because it's not a thing
anymore and so people feel like they've got to make it
extra astericky
I don't know
Aster Ricky.
By the way, it would be a great DJ name for DJ Fun Uncle,
like on the side to do another side project.
Just totally had.
Astor Ricky.
But I don't understand why.
Like, because non-binary,
how can you be a lesbian and also non-binary?
Isn't that the same?
Tough.
It cancels it out.
Either you're non-binary or your binary.
It seems like a binary system.
I mean, really, you're, there's, it's binary.
There's no such, so you're pretending that there's a third option,
which is not binary.
Is that what they mean?
Like, no, I'm non-binary.
I'm the third one.
Which is?
Yeah.
What is that?
I just, this is where I get, I can't stand the language.
By the way, I'm going to warn you guys.
I'm going to use the words Maxine, Mogging, and all of that to the point where the,
Gen Alpha doesn't want to use them anymore.
I am going to just constantly be like, you're non-binary lesbian Maxine right now with,
you know, you're a bitch maxing.
Stop it.
Or stop Jester, maugging.
You know, my aura.
farm. I don't know. Like what?
Arifarm also
sounds like a subsidiary of
Summer's Eve, but that's a whole other thing
too. So
it's so apparently magging came from
alpha male of the group, A-Mogg and that's
you make somebody else a inferior by
comparison. That's what that means.
I mean, or you could just say
as I just did using words
also that.
But
the vibes, first off, I don't believe
anybody that talks like that
watch the state of the union unless they were forced to
because of their parents. I don't believe that they did.
But also, again, going back to the nod, can we just stop with the nod?
Just be a regular old lesbian. Why are you?
You got to be special about, no, I'm going to be an extra special lesbian.
Can't just be a regular, broke, basic lesbian.
Got to be non-binary. What?
I can't stand all. I can't keep track of it anymore.
Apparently, there's like a levity, frillion different.
subsidiaries of that. I just can't keep up. And it's not our fault because people keep adding stuff
to this ridiculous alphabet smorgas board every damn day. I can't. But yeah,
we're just going to use this like looks maxing. Looks, yeah. I know Manosphere. That's been used for a
long time. But looks maxing is somebody who's like more attractive than the other person that
they're in the frame with. This is such a hyper online thing. This is also hyper online.
Oh my gosh.
And then apparently you can steal someone's aura if you frame-mog them,
meaning you, which I would think is the same thing as looks maxing, isn't it?
If you're frame-mogging, that means you're already, so a lot of this is just like stupid redundance.
Yeah, actually, there is some overlap.
It's like those, the Venn diagram stuff.
It's not even that.
It's the same circle.
There's like not even, you know, it's the same circle.
Good night.
So, I don't know.
This whole thing is just, it's wild and I don't.
But I was trying to understand the purpose of this person having this huge thing about, well, these are the vibes that they were failing, you know, status.
I just, that doesn't even make any sense.
The guy who was on set, he looked like he just could not believe what he was hearing.
He just kept laughing.
He thought it was hysterical.
He thought it was absolutely hysterical.
So, I don't know.
A couple of other things that we're going to get into.
So I've got a lot of audio about some of this stuff.
And I don't know if I'm good.
I just don't really, I hate spending time on this.
But apparently, so there were a bunch of us that were accused of getting paid to call Candice Owens, who is a demon, a demon, because she's a demon.
And I'm like, I enjoy calling demons demons for free.
What are you talking about?
But it's an organized effort.
And I know the people who are behind it.
but they decided to whip out their pages. Like, look, I learned how to make a spreadsheet.
And this apparently is supposed to suffice as proof that we got paid by the Jews to call Candace Owens a demon.
I don't need to call, I don't need to get paid to call a demon a demon, just like I don't need to get
paid to know exactly the people that are behind this. I know who they are.
I'm withholding mentioning some of the, a couple of them, because I'm just waiting to
see. They've been baited, so I'm just waiting to see. But yeah, we were accused of being paid to call
demonic behavior, demonic behavior, because it is. I mean, what other word are you going to bitch
maxing? What other word are you going to use for it? How about I say demon maxing? Is that going to be
enough of a differentiation? How about this? How about there are enough people out there right now
that are like whiskey tango fox trot? Why is this person acting like a demon? Because their behavior
is so outrageously atrocious, that that's the word that people come together on.
But we're not going to do this whole thing where, oh, I can criticize everyone else,
but if you criticize me, you're paid by the Jews.
We're not going to do that.
If you're not tough enough to be in this industry and withstand criticism of your
absolutely insane commentary, then maybe you should create an oling fans or go back to social
autopsy where you were doxing conservative gamers and race hustling for the NAACP,
because you need to be made of stronger stuff for this.
I've been insulted by a hell of a lot better.
So I'm like watching all of this stuff.
And then I'm like looking at my bank account going,
well, where's the money then that I was supposed to have gotten paid?
And then someone else was asking me,
well, how do you get this magical $7,000?
Because that's the number, apparently, that Owens fans.
And by the way, there started to be a campaign effort
against some of my sponsors as a result.
every attempt to try to intimidate me. Clearly you were unaware of my history. I will go so hard on you. You won't know which ways up. And I've won every brawl that I have ever been in, in and out of a courtroom. So do not test me. There's, it's like how you don't go, you always stay wary of old soldiers. People who've been in broadcasting and since they were in their 20s and have done this for a long time, you just don't. So I mean, it's a shame.
that people don't understand when you put insanity out in the public sphere, people are going to
react to it. And they have every right to react to it. You're not going to gatekeep our opinions
and you're not going to try to suppress our speech by attacking the people who advertise on their
program. And happy to provide the receipts on that at any point. But I'm doing a courtesy to
some of the sponsors because they thought it was actually hysterical. They're like, are you kidding me?
Like, I don't know. I don't know. This is wild. But it's all organized.
It is all an organized effort to divide the right.
And I mean, it's so unbelievably transparent.
But no, no one ever has gotten paid and no one's ever been able to prove anything.
And I'm really, really tired of these people like, oh, I don't like your opinion.
So as a result, we're going to create a new version of Godwin's law and just say that you're getting paid by Israel.
That's just insane.
Have you gotten paid, Kane?
Just out of curiosity.
I'm trying to figure out how to get paid.
I've been Googling it.
So I heard that if you go into your bathroom
and you turn off the lights
and you close the door and you look in the mirror
and you say Netanyahu three times,
a $7,000 check appears on your sink.
Holy crap.
Right there.
That's what I've heard.
I haven't tried it yet, but that's what I've heard.
Sorry, guys.
I can try that out.
I got to go pee real quick, I guess.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I've heard.
I mean, you know, I don't know.
That's apparently how it happens.
So, you know, I'm just saying,
I don't know how the check appears there.
It was dark.
But you got to say Netanyahu three times and then a $7,000 check appears on the sink.
That's, that was what I was reliably told.
That's, you know, that's it.
So if in case you were wondering, that's how it happens.
Anyway, but I just, it's, there's so many things happening.
And I just think it's weird for people to be so obsessive over this issue with like, you know,
because it's not even about the Kirk's.
It's not even about Erica Kirk.
This is about something else.
And then Erica Kirk is kind of a veneer for it.
But you're watching an absolute organized effort and also a complete unhinged breakdown happening publicly.
That's exactly what it is.
And it's unfortunate.
But this is also what happens when you don't, when you promote stupid people to be, when you invite them into the strategy room of a movement when they literally just got done being a progressive.
And the only reason they even decided to switch to being a conservative.
is because they figured out they could make more money that way.
That's why I'm saying.
The right has its own DEI hires.
And if you disagree with that, or if you think it's offensive,
then you're probably a woke scold who created that whole idea within CRT.
We're simply calling it out and criticizing it because the merit wasn't there.
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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States.
If my dog did what I saw in that video, I put my dog down.
Like it is time that we ask, what are dogs good for?
Like if you need a dog to find somebody in the woods, go get a hound dog.
If you need to chase somebody in a backyard, why couldn't you do that with a drone?
If my dog did what I saw in that video, I put my dog down.
Right?
So the question is, I think it is, I think we are overdue to have a, to have a, to have a,
a real, now, but there is a, almost certainly, there's got to be a process for this.
So how this starts, there are, it's just a civics lesson.
So how this starts is, you have it, you have hearings on this, and you bring this to public safety,
and you say, what is our current dog policy?
And then you ask, why do you have dogs for this if you actually are doing this?
And then you change the policy.
And I am telling you that I am curious.
committed to trying to have that. Now, the other thing to know is you need four votes to change to
right policy. Okay? So I'm committed to starting this conversation. That's all I can honestly
promise you right now. Because it takes four of a vote. So this guy who is an absolute, just an idiot,
he's the very anti-dog mayor, David LeGrand, and this is in Grand Rapids, and he's demanding
that police department put down all their canine units after an officer involved shooting.
Now, I was looking at the story of this shooting, so it had to do with this guy who was a repeat offender.
He had a record.
He had already been busted several times for being in illegal possession of a firearm, right?
And especially if you're a felon, you can't, you know, carry.
And that's just the way the law is.
So they, he was known to police, and they apparently, according to their local affiliate, this is Channel 13 over there,
they, I think this is our ABC affiliate,
the police were aware of this guy's background
and they were suspicious, you know,
thinking that he probably,
they have to handle this differently
because he may have a gun on him.
And so they had used, they had asked him to stop.
He was on a bike and he didn't want to stop.
They had canine.
They released K9.
And he was already, the guy was already on parole
for another firearms charge.
And the K9 got,
involved, they ended up shooting at him because he was, they kept telling him to stop reaching,
stop reaching. And apparently, according to Channel 13, he did have a firearm on him. So the mayor
thinks that all the dogs should be put down because this repeat felon was ignoring commands to stop
and was in illegal possession and apparently was fleeing and then not, he kept trying to grab for
his waist apparently, according to Channel 13.
I mean, if police know that you have already been in illegal possession and that you are a repeat offender, they're going to assume that if you're grabbing for your waist, that you're maybe trying to reach for a gun to shoot at them because that has happened a lot of times before.
And that's, I mean, and there's footage of it as well.
The police released three clips from what had happened.
But to put the dogs down,
David LaGran needs to remember that
John Wick was a movie about a dog.
That's all I'm going to say.
It was a great movie about a dog
and how much people love their dogs,
especially canines,
a canine unit.
They really do love them.
So just going to put that out there.
But this is, again, why, I mean,
I get that the left loves criminals,
but I didn't realize that they hated dogs so much.
Just a crazy, it's a crazy story.
We have our second hour on the way. They've been questioning, they've been questioning Hillary Clinton. We're going to talk about that and more. Stick with us.
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Welcome back to the program.
Dana Lash with you.
And it's good to be, good to be with you.
We're at the top of this first hour.
Now, the Hillary Clinton depot, right, is ongoing, right?
The Hillary Clinton deposition, it's at a community center.
They're all in this room together.
And they're all in this room together.
and they are asking, I'm looking at like some photos and some of the reports, because
they're apparently supposed to have a train script that comes out and they've been obviously
talking to her about all the Epstein stuff. And the, apparently a photo was taken inside and
it got out. And so the whole thing stopped. This is from Daily Mail. It was halted. Chaos erupts
as Hillary Clinton halts testimony because you had, you had Congressman Lauren
Bobert who snapped a photo, a very serptitious photo, and it ended up getting out. She,
apparently she leaked it to, I mean, I'm not a fan of the person that she leaked it to necessarily,
but, and then it got out, of course, you got to slap your watermark all over it. I don't think
we need to show it. But it's inside. And it's, you know, just they're all sitting at a table.
That's it. They're all sitting at a table. And it leaked out, now they halted it. Because it's a
private deposition, right? You can't be, and Steve made the point, too, where when you're in a
courtroom, you can't have a photographer in the courtroom and you have to have, what is it,
one of the courtroom illustrators or something like that, draw that's where you get all
these like very interesting. They almost look like watercolor photos, but they, these like pencil
sketches of everything that happens in the courtroom. So this was a big bad no-no for this to get out.
And it also, guys, this is the thing that gets me, it gives her the ammunition to say that it's stacked against her or that it's unfair.
They were waiting for something like this to happen.
You know, they were waiting for something like this.
Absolutely.
So she had a fit, and so they've stopped it.
I don't know if they're going to reconvene.
I don't know.
but she had, she was blasting her opening remarks that she had in her, her opening remarks from her testimony
she put out. But yeah, apparently, I don't, I mean, I guess they're going to reconvene. I don't know
if they're going to have the congressman, the congresswoman leave. I'm not quite sure. But
total chaos and it was halted. It's a closed door session. They can't film it. They're not
supposed to, anything that they would do inside before it goes out has to be approved by her legal team.
and they said that they're going to pause, and they said that her spokesperson told the daily mail, quote,
it's against chamber rules that were read at the top of the meeting. So the hearing has been paused briefly while they figure out where the photo came from and why.
And they said possibly members of Congress, I mean, they know where it came from, are violating house rules, et cetera, we'll keep you updated, whatever. I don't know.
But she also said that she never met Epstein.
do you believe that?
No, I don't.
I don't believe that at all.
Because we've seen the flight logs
and we've seen President Clinton himself 25, 27 times.
Just because there isn't a photo of her with him
because they've been at the same events.
That's like my whole thing.
Because there are some photos that have been released
at different like glitzy New York events
where Bill Clinton was there.
And then at the same event, Hillary Clinton is pictured with other people.
And so her saying that she didn't meet him,
do you honestly believe that Hillary Clinton would be at an event where Epstein is at and everybody's
trying to kiss this guy's backside because of his money? Do you honestly believe that she would not
have met him? She was like, oh, I don't recall. That's such a lie. But it's a legal thing. Yeah,
you have to say, don't recall because then they can't say that you're lying or if you do remember
later or if evidence is produced later that, you know, conflicts with that. You can, you faint,
ignorance because I just didn't recall. Okay, I guess that's correct. So she's, so that means yes.
Because if she hadn't, it would have been an emphatic, hell no. I mean, it's very easy.
Kane, have you ever met Jeffrey Epstein?
No. See? See how easy that is? You didn't have to go, I don't recall. I don't recall.
That's what people who met Epstein would say. I just don't recall. Nobody believes that.
Nobody believes that. This woman has a memory. She has a memory bank as, as,
You know she does.
She's insane with remembering grudges.
She keeps a mental list.
You know she does.
There's, she, she keeps vendettas.
She remembers every offense.
Don't, don't even tell me.
No, I just, I can't recall.
Yes, you can.
You met him.
You met him.
And you know you did.
You know you did.
So I don't know.
This is, she, I just can't recall if I met him.
So I'm sure that they're going to reconvene,
but I don't know if that means.
what that means, you know, if that means that Congressman Bobert isn't going to be in the room
or if they're going to take people's devices, I just, just don't jeopardize it. Man, don't jeopardize it.
Don't do anything to give her any kind of anything, right? You want her to stay there and you want
her to keep talking. The more Hillary Clinton talks, the better it is, the more information that you
get, the more information that you get. So, very interesting.
There's, boy, oh boy.
Yeah, let the, oh, what did you say?
Let the oversight committee cook, bro.
Okay, I got to switch it up.
I got to switch it up.
We have to talk about this Netflix thing.
Guys, bear with me for a minute.
All y'all's ladies know about those.
Ladies that are in the audience, you all know about those.
The first Pride and Prejudice that was good was the BBC.
That's the gold standard.
Colin Firth is in it.
I mean, he became Mr. Darcy, Jennifer Isle, who played.
to Elizabeth Bennett. Great cast. Perfectly cast. It's faithful, absolutely faithful to the book,
to the word. Karen Knightley's version, little less with the dialogue and they condensed some of the
characters, but same thing. Very good. Cinematically beautiful, right? Now they're doing another one.
And it looks darker and plainer. I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm just not, I don't know if I'm a
fan of Emma Corrin. Because I saw her with her head shaved once and I can't get that out of my head.
I know it was for a role
but so Jack Loden
I don't know who that is Emma Corrin
who's been in a bunch of films
they're doing because apparently there's nothing else to make
nothing else to make
and they're playing
it's a six part series
and they said that it follows previous adaptations
including the BBC's 95 series
and then of course the 2005 film
with Kura Knightley
I don't know what I think about this
I'm worried I'm a little worried
I'm worried that they're going to make it kind of wokey.
I don't know.
The 1995 one is the best one.
Why do they...
I don't understand the casting.
And I'm already looking at the people who are cast, and I don't get it.
I just think it's horrible casting.
I'm just not...
No, I'm already into it.
I just...
Why do they keep doing this?
Why do they keep ruining things?
Like I was telling you about the burbs.
I've been trying to make myself watch it.
And it's like so wildly, not even the same as the movie.
I don't even know why they call it that.
it's more inspired by the original burbs than it is the actual burbs.
It's not.
So don't watch it if you're thinking that you're going to get more of the original Tom Hanks,
Cary Fisher, Bruce Stern thing because you're not.
So I'm just, I don't know why they keep having to make the same damn thing over and over again.
Like Wuthering Heights.
Why do they have to?
I have not gone to see that because, by the way, I would tell, I told my friend who has a high school daughter.
Like, I wouldn't let your daughter go see this in the film or go see this film in the theaters
because it's basically soft-core, soft-born is what people.
apparently from all the reviews, which is weird because in the book, they never consummated their
relationship. So I have no idea why they're doing their original story this way, why they're
sexing it up. It's just, it's just unnecessary. So, yeah, the new Pride and Prejudice, it's getting a
lot of pushback. But wait, there's more. Not content with ruining that. Now they're redoing Jane Eyre.
There are a million, 11,000 adaptations of Jane Eyre. I mean a million of them.
Why do you have to do another one?
And that chick from White Lotus, Amy Lou Wood, is apparently going to be Jane Eyre.
She's going to be the Jane Eyre.
So, I don't know.
I'm like less concerned about her casting, but I just don't understand why they have to do this again.
There are no original ideas because it's either they have to redo all of the stuff that they just did 10 years ago.
or it's some unbelievably woke BS.
And they do that.
Kane is completely unaffected by all of this
because he's a man.
And I've never before been envious of men,
but now I am.
So I don't know.
I just, I'm not,
every time I see that they're going to be a remake of something,
I really start sweating because I thought,
I keep thinking they're just going to ruin it.
And they do, typically.
They ruin every single thing.
Everything they touch turns to trash.
And I don't know why they feel like they have
to constantly remake this stuff over and over again. So I don't know. I just, I can't.
Switching gears, because one of the things we're going to dive into, this was in, this is not the
B. The FBI raided a home of a Los Angeles superintendent who admitted to being an illegal
alien for 40 years. Yeah, Los Angeles, superintendent, Albert Carvalho, right? Carvalho. Carvalho.
Carvala.
Yeah, Carvala.
He recently admitted that he lived illegally in the country for 40 years.
For 40 years, four zero years, four decades, four zero.
Oh, my gosh.
So they raided his house.
They executed search warrants at his administrative offices.
I mean, it's the nation's second largest school district.
And they also went to his house.
And they had FBI agents going in and out, carrying boxes of unspecified items.
That's interesting.
I'm curious as to the purpose of the warrant.
Because that's, this wasn't a whole, this wasn't just, he's here illegally let ICE do its thing.
This was like a whole raid.
This is cut 14.
This is, listen to this.
This is where he's admitted to being here illegally for four decades.
And I want to confess to you, for those of you may not know.
I would be a hypocrite if I did not fight for those who today are facing conditions that over 40 years I faced.
as an undocumented migrant to this country.
I want to repeat that.
I would be the biggest hypocrite in the world,
regardless of my position today,
if today I did not fight for those
who find themselves in the same predicament
I faced over 40 years ago
when I arrived in this country at the age of 17
as an undocumented immigrant.
Okay, it's not an undocumented.
immigrant, you're an illegal alien. You're here illegally. There's a legal term for it. It's not mean.
It's a legal, accurate definition and term. But how are you here for 40 years and you don't even
start the process? Even under the Flores Agreement, when you had a modicum of protection,
why didn't you even, you didn't start the process at all? That's what people are talking about.
When you've been here for that long and you still haven't done anything to cement illegal status,
that's like offensive. Like, why don't you want to, I look at it like, why don't you want to
be a citizen then. What's wrong with America? Why don't you want to be a citizen? Why are you,
oh, because most of the time they don't want to pay the tax. They don't want to pay taxes.
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this was hysterical. So apparently there's a story of Trump who apparently reportedly humiliated Jared Kushner for ruining daughter Ivanka's chance at love with Tom Brady. It's a book that was supposed to make Gavin Newsom look good, but it didn't. And it talks about how they were, I guess, in a vehicle, and Jared Kushner was sitting next to POTUS. And POTUS was like, yeah, did you know that Tom Brady had asked for Ivanka's number? And, you know, I gave it to her, and then she never called him. And then Tom Brady said something to me. And I was like, yeah,
you know, let me check.
And she said, no, I'm not, I can't go out with him.
I'm in love.
And he goes, you know who with this guy?
And he pointed, gestured to Jared.
And Jared, they said, just sat there with a sly look on his face.
And he said, the quote is, quote, I said, Jesus, you know, Tom Brady, what, what is going on?
Why aren't you calling this guy back?
And she tells me, oh, I'm in love.
What do you mean you're in love?
And then she mentions this guy.
I said to Ivanka, not the guy whose father just got out of prison.
And then he goes.
And then Trump said, not even close, right, Gavin?
Talking to Gavin News and he goes, Tom Brady, Tom Brady.
Oh, my gosh.
And then apparently Jerry Kushner slightly smiled and said,
yes, sir, I know I wasn't your first choice.
That's actually hysterical.
Swarms of locusts are horrifying tourists
and just consuming Spanish holiday islands
with officials issuing guidance for tourists.
Ew.
They scream, too.
Like, they'll go, ah, when they get right by you.
Yeah, they said that it's a number of holiday hotspots in Spain.
Swarms of locusts have descended, even in Canary Islands as well.
There's video showing hundreds of them going through the countryside.
They're believed to have blown in from Western Sahara.
And they're gross.
That's all that can be said.
I don't understand the point of them.
I think God was just like, let's make it it spicy and threw them in.
I don't get it.
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Bafta had had to release the statement
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It's been well reported that some of the U.S. attorneys have left in recent months.
But you still have adequate staffing to carry out the fraud?
We have more than adequate staffing to carry out the fraud.
We have been reinforced in dramatic numbers by the Department of Justice
and by other departments of the federal government.
And fraud investigations are increasing in pace.
fraud prosecutions you will see are going to be dramatically increasing in pace.
If you're committing fraud in the state of Minnesota, it's really not a good time to be doing it.
Ooh, he's very calm and collected, isn't he?
Yeah, he's saying that that's a U.S. attorney Daniel Rosen.
He says that the pace of prosecutions and fraud.
And that's talking about the Somali diaspora in Minnesota, that it's going to continue.
And at a pretty good pace is what he's saying.
and it's going to increase,
and they're also going to increase
the amount of prosecutions
at a considerable margin.
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So the, and that, I mean,
that, that,
they need to be publicizing that
as much as the Department of Homeland Security
publicizes the illegal aliens
that it gets off the streets,
which they actually came out with
if you get the newsletter prep.
I think this was in yes,
yesterday's prep email that went out.
They had, I didn't get to it today, or I didn't get to it yesterday, but they had, I put
a link in where they keep everybody updated.
I mean, they update all of the illegal aliens that are criminal, you know, repeat offenders,
et cetera.
These are the violent people that ICE has been talking about.
And they release, I guess it's like once a month or like every other week.
They release a list along with their mugshot.
and, of course, they're rap sheets as well. And it's pretty, yeah, it's, it's pretty hardcore. And I
had it in, I listed it in there. Yeah, it's in the worst of the worst is what they call it. And they,
you can actually go to their website and you can enter the search term. You can check for,
you know, everything and run searches depending on certain criteria.
however you want, if you're, whatever you're wanting to find. And some of the ones that they had
just detained, oh my gosh, these are so bad. These are really bad. These charges. And it's never just
like one charge, too. It's always like this guy who was arrested. I'm not even going to say
his last name. He's got so many letters in it. But sex assault, sex offense against a child. So he's a
sexual predator. He's a pedophile. Cruelty towards a child. Enticement of a minor for indecent.
purposes, exploitation of a minor. You have rape, child rape, a lot of pedophilia. I mean,
manslaughter, by the way, there are a lot of like child molestation convictions from these
people. There's gangbangers that illegal re-entry, aggravated assault, strong-arm robbery,
strong-arm rape, goodness, it goes on and on. One guy was caught up with Rico, that was a cartel
member, you got manslaughter, cruelty towards a child, aggravated assault, homicide.
This one guy has, listen to all the, that this one dude right here, Jose Vasquez, this is how many
he's got.
Let's see if we can go down the list.
Homicide, aggravated assault, another aggravated assault family, strong arm assault,
aggravated assault, non-family, what is it, non-family gun, possession of a weapon, aggravated
assault, gun, burglary, illegal re-entry, drug dealing, etc.
I mean, he's got a million different crimes on him.
He's from Dominican Republic.
I mean, it goes on and on.
I think the one, the guy who has the least is, well, at least on page one, is from Somalia.
Jonas Mohammed kidnapped to sexually assault.
He kidnapped a woman and then raped her.
So, yeah, that's just page one of what they have recently.
These are the people that they have been detaining.
they need, I mean, this needs to be the TV ad.
So when you see those DHS ads, these people need to be in these ads.
This is what they need to be broadcasting.
You know, you can have Christine Ome do a voiceover.
And then these are the people that were getting off the streets and show their,
show their mugshot along with a short description of their crimes, just like this.
People need to see this.
They need to see what is being removed off of their streets.
Because without seeing this, they're going to, especially the people who don't pay attention
as much as all the rest of you do, then,
What they see is these narratives from the press and from the left, oh, no, these are just innocent fruit pickers.
These are just, Kane, these are just innocent strawberry pickers.
These guys were working in the strawberry patch.
And then ice came in and swoop them all up.
They're as innocent as it appears a driven snow.
Oh, except for the rape, the sexual assault, the strong-arm robbery, the manslaughter, the homicides.
the, you know, going on and on and on.
Yeah, these are crazy.
By the way, just to let you know
how many pages they have,
and this is just under Trump's term, do you know how many pages
they have of these criminals?
Look at the page number at the bottom.
Kane, if you're looking at, are you on
the website? Look at the bottom. Just scroll down the bottom.
How many pages does it go to?
Uh, God.
2,574?
2,574.
Oh, my God.
I mean, dare we kind of flip and go through some of those?
I want to go to the very last?
Let's go to the very last.
Let's do this.
Worst of the...
Oh, my gosh.
It doesn't get better.
Sexual assault.
Sexual assault.
Fraud, fraud, aggravated assault.
Oh, smuggling aliens.
So they're human trafficking.
Oh, there you go.
You know what I noticed here, too,
is that there's more females on here than I thought.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's still predominantly male.
No, it's predominantly male for sure.
But it's like, wow, there's a lot of females involved.
But you know what the females charges are that I've seen?
What?
They're all involved with human or drug trafficking.
Yeah, or smuggling.
Yeah.
So like here, narcotic equipment possession trafficking.
The other lady that was on the very last page, she had a human, smuggling aliens, illegal reentry.
That one's aggravated to self.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're all, it's like all related to that.
That's, it's crazy.
But these are, oh, man, these are bad.
Some of these are just, but they're about 99% men, 1% women.
And the women, oh, man, this, I can't even read.
Oh, my gosh, these are really bad.
500 pages.
I just saw the chart.
for a very violent child rapist on here.
Oh, gosh.
See, when I see some of these people with some of these charges,
I don't even want to put an ice detainer on them.
I want to put a bullet in their head.
You know, if you're a child predator and you're here illegally,
you are volunteering to get just shuffled off this mortal coil.
If you are a child predator and you illegally enter the United States,
that, you know, if I was president, I would be telling the citizenry,
hey, guys, it's open season on this guy.
I'll give $1,000 who can never take him out.
Okay, granted, it might turn into a bit of a hunger games issue, but I'm okay with it.
This is why I can't run for office.
I'd be like, hey, go get him.
Use your drone, use whatever, you know, hell divers for democracy.
Go get him.
I'm just saying, some of these, the crimes are so bad.
And with some of these repeat offenders whose crimes are so heinous, you know that these people could never, ever be reintroduced back to society.
You, there is no coming back like this.
One guy has so many, oh, man.
Oh, man.
I mean, I mean, rape, rape, rape.
And it's all children.
I mean, he's been convicted of so many crimes against children that, yeah, this is bad.
And young children, too, because it'll have the enhanced charges.
You can't reintroduce somebody like that back into society.
They are unfit.
They are incompatible with modern.
life. They are, it, it's, you're incompatible at that point. I think that's fair to say, Kane.
This is, it is bad. This is so bad. So I love that they have this up and I love that they're posting
this. I just want to see this as digital ads. You know when you're watching stuff on YouTube and it's
always Christian, you know, that comes up with the DHS ad. Okay, that's great. I want a new ad, less or her and
more of this, but I want her voiceover on it. I mean, I don't care what she does. She can have all the
hair extensions in the world. I don't care.
As long as a border stays closed, I don't care if she goes down to visit it and Elton John-esque platform heels.
I don't care.
You keep that border closed.
You can do whatever the hell you want to do.
But I do want to see this broadcast because there is, even with people who don't mean to be leftist or zealous or cruel, there is this nature amongst some of these people who are not as plugged in as a lot.
lot of you to not want to assume the worst. Do you know what I mean? I think that's a weakness.
I don't like optimism because sometimes I look at it as a weakness. So I, you know, Seneca's practical.
It's very stoic. But they, I feel as though they, they, they don't want to assume that something
that bad can be out just walking on the street. I think it's like, their denial is like a form of
self-protection in a way. That's why they have to be shown because they are more apt to believe,
especially, by the way, after all of the government abuses with COVID,
doesn't matter that it's a different administration.
They are more apt to believe that the state has done something wrong
because of a trend of state agencies doing things wrong.
They're more apt to believe that this agency could perhaps do something incorrectly
than, oh my gosh, we have like child abuse running around on the streets.
Like, we're going to worry about my kids.
I mean, that's kind of how I view it.
That's why it's very important to have this stuff out and disseminate it and show these people's faces and their crimes everywhere.
I think that's incredibly important to do.
So this super smart, they're having the ongoing hearing with Hillary Clinton, and they had to pause it, but apparently it is going to resume.
And I have the transcript of her opening remark, but I don't have a lot of her answers to things.
so very
it's going to be very telling
she's in
Bill's supposed to testify too but apparently
it's her right now we have Florida
man on the way
it's his life mission
to make bad decisions
it's time for Florida man
I just don't know why but this
headline is kind of funny
a handcuffed Florida woman was caught eating
cocaine that was hidden inside of her pants
okay this is where I don't know about
drugs. Maybe I should ask Tucker Carlson. Do you eat cocaine or snort? I thought you snorted it.
No, you snort it. And then, you know, like Hunter, remember Hunter even just described this to us how he
does it where you just, if there's some you see on the tail, we just do like that. And then you do a little
and you just kind of rub it on your teeth with it? Yeah, kind of. What does that do? What does that do?
Well, cocaine was used back in the day in dental work to numb your gums. So that's what that is.
When you say back in the day, like how far back in the day?
A hundred years.
Oh, okay.
I'm like, not like the 90s, right?
They were putting it in Coca-Cola.
I read that, but I didn't know that you put it in your mouth like that and it would numb.
Yeah.
But they don't do that for the numbing aspect.
Not anymore.
It's Novakene now.
Well, no, I mean, like the drug people.
Oh.
No, they still do that.
Because that makes them high.
Little scraps.
Oh, that's crazy.
I miss that part with infant baby Hunter, who is the Democrats' version of the Carlson's.
Anyway, so we're.
the same thing that's redundant the woman got she went to chow town with her cocaine she was in trouble
obviously handcuffed and uh this was in brevard county she had thrown a cinder block through someone's
car by the way news channel six fix your dumb ass website your pop-ups are killing my soul so bad that
i want to go find your web developer and drag them behind a truck you know rhetorically speaking
So she threw a cinder block through somebody's car and they arrested her.
The woman came.
Her name is Diamond Osborne.
Spell Diamond.
D-I-A-M-O-N-D.
D-A-M-O-A-M-A-D.
That's not how you spell.
Not how you spell Diamond.
I mean, Diamond Osborne's name.
It's D-Y-M-O-N-D.
Oh.
Well, that makes sense.
She was, yeah, she threw a cinderblock.
There's somebody's windshield.
and nobody actually knows why, according to the story.
So they took her to jail.
She was cuffed.
And I guess she had her, well, no.
Oh my gosh.
I can't, can I say what the sheriff said?
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
No, no, I'm saying it.
I'm saying it now.
I'm saying it.
I'm just saying you can say it.
She had a bag of cocaine hidden in her jail purse.
The sheriff said.
Her what?
Jail purse.
Okay.
Yeah.
It was on the catwalk in Milan, Milan Fashion Week.
the jail purse. She admitted that even though she was handcuffed behind her back while being transported,
she was still able to maneuver her hands enough to not to nash on some cocaine that she had
concealed in her bridges. Oh man. And yeah, she, when they asked her where it was,
she had said that it was in her personal place.
What, her house? No. Her personal lady place.
Yeah, that's when we go back to the jail purse.
So she's on bond.
She is held still.
Her bond was 8,000.
So, yeah, she looks like a Rugrats character.
So that's, yeah.
Let's see.
Another woman whose lash extensions are way too long.
Her name is Sandra Friedel, 46.
She was booked for felony, grand theft, and Boca Raton,
because she stole a Chanel purse.
at the meat market? I don't even know what that is. What is the meat market? Florida people are
going to tell me instantly. But she went through and then walked out of the restaurant with it.
So I guess it's somebody else's bag. And can you imagine? I mean, because the thing is, I guess what
she had stolen was almost $8,000. And it had debit cards and a license and all that stuff.
often. So they got it. She went and now it's grand theft because of the price of the bag because
the monetary value elevated it. So dang. That's pretty, wow. Let's see. We also have, oh,
Volusia County man was busted. He was trying to flush all his dope down the toilet before the
cops got him in Volusia County. So he's behind bars. He had the, the police showed up with a search
warrant. Antoine Tillman. He was in the driveway, saw the cops, ran back inside, ran in the house,
lock the door like that was going to do it.
They told him to come out.
He bolted out the back door. A brief chase
ensued. He was taken into custody.
And then when they went inside, because
they were executing a warrant and going
through his house, they found tons
of cocaine. He was trying to shove everything.
You can't flush a gun, but apparently he also tried doing that.
I'm not making this up.
I'm not even. This is Local 10.
I'm not making this up.
So, yeah, he
oh, and he was also apparently selling
meth and trying to flush meth, cocaine, fentanyl, and a large gun.
They retrieve from the toilet.
So there you go.
What is that?
What is that?
Who does that?
He was probably really desperate and he's in jail.
He's being held.
He didn't make bond.
He was probably really desperate if you're going to do that.
Just saying an angry bird ambushed a Florida man right at his front door.
And it was all in the ring camera.
It was in Middleburg, Florida.
Home Security camera recorded 59-year-old Bernard Grisbee.
he got attacked by an aggressive bird.
So he's getting out of the car.
You know, he's going back.
You know, he's going to his house.
It's a long day after a long day at work.
He's going up to his porch.
He's walking really damn slow, golly.
And then he gets, he stumbles because he had,
the bird came up to him and he had to dive and then it just kept attacking him.
He dropped his phone.
He fell on the porch.
He's got some scrapes and bumps.
And it just kept dive bombing him.
Third hour on the way.
And it's the only position, it's the only position, Speaker of the House of Congress that is mentioned in the Constitution of the United States.
At the time, I was, too, the highest paid person on Capitol Hill as a woman.
That was a big deal.
Not that I was there for the money.
Really?
Hmm.
Yeah.
that's uh nobody believes that nobody believes that nobody believes that at all nobody believes it at all
you really she just just she just didn't go into it for the money guys she was never in
congress for the money i mean let me let me look something up here first off welcome back
Dana lash with you we're at the top of the third hour and let's see and since being
in Congress.
I'm just,
I'm curious.
Curious.
I'm going to,
so she's added.
Ooh.
Let's see how.
Ooh,
she's added a lot of money.
She's added a lot of money
to her bank account
since she's been in Congress.
Wow.
And I'm sure it's just because
she's really good at finance.
And like,
yeah, that's what it is.
Guys, guys, guys.
She literally made over 130,
million dollars.
It's more than that, actually.
Well, I mean, her total net worth is around
280 million. And the stock
investments, that's part of through her husband's
firm, which is also, was driven
by insider trading. Wow.
Now, when she entered Congress in
1987, she and her
husband, they had
about, in stocks,
about $610,000,
right?
$1.4 million combined.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, hers
alone is $130 million combined
it's $281.
She didn't get into it
for the money, says nobody ever.
The only reason
that I would ever run for office is to
totally insider trade.
I don't care about anything else.
Just to make hell for
the ATF and insider trade.
What? That doesn't sound like you.
I'm being honest. All these people are lying to you.
I don't give a rat's backside. I would
not honestly, I would not
I don't know that I would want to represent anybody that voted for me anyway
because I'm immediately questioning the decision that you made voting for me
but I would totally insider trade oh my gosh I would absolutely abuse government to go after
everybody I hated oh my gosh I totally would I'm not lying I'm being dead serious
I'm in my head right now formulating all your campaign commercials I can just hear them now
Yeah, I mean, it would be like, vote for me because we hate the same people and I'll make their lives hell.
You know, and it's like Dana for whatever.
It's the only way.
Asterisk, also inside trade.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you know what?
What I'll do, if you donate a lot to my campaign, I'll give you insider trading tips too.
I'm sure this is all highly illegal.
But is it, though, because Nancy Pelosi can do it.
If you're sharing it with everybody, it seems pretty communal.
Well, yeah, I mean, for a donation.
Right.
You know, so it's not, you're not paying me.
It's a voluntary donation.
You know how you can't really, so like, for instance,
one of my favorite shows is anything with Jeremy Clarkson, right?
Love Jeremy Clarkson.
I loved, you know, top guy.
I loved all of it.
Grand tour, all of it.
And I'd watch his dilly squat farm.
When they first opened their little dittily squat farm thing,
they're, I don't want to say produce stand because they sold the stuff that they made there,
and then they also did, made honey.
And then they had t-shirts and hats for sale.
But because,
It was not something that was made.
The t-shirts and hats were made.
I think, like, I don't know where they.
They imported them in.
They were not technically in England proper.
And that's some of their bylaws and everything with Chippy Norton and all of that.
They couldn't outright sell them.
So they had, you could get it for a donation.
So if you donated $15, you'd get a hat.
If you donated like $20, $25, you get the t-shirts.
See what I mean?
So for the donation.
you know, I would give you insider
for my campaign, I'd give you insider trading tips.
That seems fair to me.
That seems totally fair.
And also, I would leak everything about aliens.
Everything.
Oh, my gosh.
What do you want to know?
Oh, man, I will, I'll be like, what's his face?
Who shoved it all in my socks?
From the skiff?
Remember that guy?
Oh, man.
I see, I can just picture now.
Somebody out there is just going to load all this info into AI
and you're going to have a boom, a 30-second campaign commercial right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, who was that guy?
I can't, now I can't move past this.
Remember it was the guy, who was it, that shoved all the stuff in his socks and then
tried to like shuffle out of the skiff, the secured area and he ended up going to jail.
Started with an S.
Anyway, it's not important.
But my whole point is that Nancy Pelosi says, oh, yeah, I just, I didn't go in it for the
money.
It just fell all on my head, the money.
Just fell into my lap, all the money that I made from it.
she made so much, like Marjorie Taylor Green.
Marjorie Taylor Green went in with $700,000 total and walked out with over $25 million.
And then, of course, she waited until after her retirement vested for, her benefits vested
for Congress, and then two days after she left, she resigned her seat.
Hmm.
Hmm.
And she did that out of protest because she got mad that Trump wouldn't back her absolute loser
of a bid for Senate, which was never going to happen.
So, I don't know.
but Pelosi says I wasn't in it for the money.
So she must be,
130 million compared to 610,000.
Sorry, so, so, so, sorry, 281 million compared to 610,000.
That's more than 281 times value.
And she says she never intended to run for public office, which is a lie.
That's not true either.
So I don't know, I'm just saying.
Oh, by the way, and this is what,
She's always said that her substantial increase in wealth was simply attributed to high-performing
well-timed investments.
Oh, how did that happen?
So wild.
I mean, why is she even in Congress?
She could have made so much money going into, like Marjorie Taylor Green.
Who knew that Marjorie Taylor Green was a Wall Street whiz?
I'm sure it had nothing to do with insider trading or anything like that.
I mean, come on, guys.
Just saying.
It's just wild.
By the way, speaking of the Senate, let me pull this up.
So a lot of people are getting a little nervous about the Crockett Tala Rico matchup there
because she's apparently beating Tala Rico.
And it's, and this was one survey.
And again, I, you know, admittedly, I did not break down all the crosstabs for it.
And I really don't kind of care because I just don't think that.
whoever wins the Democrat nomination for Senate, I just don't think that that's, they're not going to
beat whoever the Republican choices. I just don't, I just don't see it because it's still a pretty
red district. But she is up by double digits. She's leading James Tala Rico in a new primary
poll. And I think it was Texas Tribune that ran this poll.
And everybody's, the headlines are, Democrats are freaking out because she's leading in this, she's leading in this poll.
And Democrats are saying that they're floating the idea that they could actually flip the state seat.
Now, they could, you know, they could, they might get close enough to where, you know, if they're raising a lot of money, this is one of the whole reasons that, that, uh, Crockett got into this in the first place because they, she can raise money.
She's a lightning rod, et cetera.
This.
I think it's funny.
because Tala Rico clearly,
I don't know why they ended up going with this guy.
He is, you know, another one of these, like, fake Christians,
and he goes out there,
and he talks about how abortion is godly
and all of this insane stuff.
And, I mean, the blasphemous stuff that he says is ridiculous.
But he, I think one of the reasons
why he's also not performing well,
these type of dudes rarely perform well.
Like, John Ossif was a one-off,
and he's a little bit different.
But if you think about it,
the Beto O'Rourke's,
the Tala Ricos, the
booty juice, poop booty juice,
they came from the same
boring, bland, progressive male factory.
It's like I said earlier,
Bill Pullman and Bill Paxson, like the same guy.
They were the same actor.
They were the same guy.
If you said, Dana, the world's going to end right now
unless you tell us which Bill was in Twisters.
I'd be like, oh my gosh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Don't Google it, Kane.
I think it was Paxton.
You think it was Paxton?
Yeah.
Bill Paxton was in Twisters?
I think it may have been Pullman.
I really don't know.
Hang on.
Let me go to Google it.
I mean, I feel like it's Paxton.
I haven't looked it up, but.
Who was in, oh, that's.
Twister.
Okay.
Bill Paxton.
It was Paxton.
Wasn't the original Twister.
That is correct.
Thank you.
But Bill Pullman looks so much like him.
Now, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
So, Bill Pullman was in Independence Day.
Yes.
Bill Paxton was in Twister.
Right.
Oh, my gosh.
They're like the same guy, though.
They are the same guy.
There's a whole subreddit on Bill Pullman,
but it's the subredits.
It's the Mandela effect as it relates to Bill Pullman.
It's funny.
I mean, they are kind of the same guy.
I like both of them, but they're,
same. And I love it how someone said, it's Bill Paxton the same as Bill Pullman. And the
internet goes, no, they're nothing like each other. Why are you stupid? That's not true. It's totally
not true. But my whole point is that take that same thing and put it to Beto or Warc and James
Tallerico. They came out of a factory. They're like a Ken doll. And more ways than one,
probably. Fake and preloaded with statements. And plastic.
you know in those jail purse areas like according to our florida man story i just used the words
of the sheriff that's all i did it's all i did you know so i i don't where they they think that
doesn't really work here when you see james tallerico he looks like a guy who the backpack is always
going to be too big for him you know what i mean that kind of thing i don't know how else to describe it
you know what i mean like you see sometimes you meet people and you just have weird thoughts
thoughts about them like oh I bet you throw like a girl that's like the stuff I think when I meet
somebody right and you know I don't know I just I don't know I maybe that's just me but I always
remember faces because of that it's kind of like a little device so yeah and Lorraine is like yes
it says Bill Paxton he was the one who was in so you were right Kane he was the one who was in Twisters
look at that all right a few other things to touch on um there well no anyway back the Senate
race, though, I, because Paxson and Corny, Ken Paxton, who is not like Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton,
golly, this is just what happened.
I'm actually not really worried about that race, about who, I'm not worried about a Jasmine
Crockett because she's so fake.
I'm not worried about it.
And she's only attractive to a really zealous base that isn't as well represented in the
Senate as it was in her original district that was redistricted out of existence, if that makes
sense to you. I don't think that she has that wider appeal. There are a lot of people, there are a lot
of Democrats in Texas that are just not a fan of her. A lot of the money that she's raising is out of state.
And that's why I said, I want to break out this. It was a two-week poll from the, from UT.
and it was conducted right before early voting started, right?
And I'm going to bust this out a little bit,
but I kind of think it may be a little oversampled,
and we'll look at it because it just,
I think she's leading Tala Rico,
but I don't think that it is by that much of a margin,
if I'm being honest,
but I do think that she is out fundraising him,
even though he has a lot of national backing.
And he fits more of the mold.
What's happening with this Texas race is this is kind of a snapshot
of what Democrats are doing nationally.
Like they're, they test drove Abigail Spanberger
because they're trying to get at least an optically moderate candidate.
And then you have the issue here with Tala Rico and Crockett.
Crockett is like the old crazy Democrats.
And Tala Rico is, he's the type of moderate that they're trying to morph into,
except when you hear him talk and listen to the actual substance of his remarks.
You're like, golly, this guy's a damn Marxist.
But they're trying to make it look like more acceptable packaging, right?
Don't be nuts like Crockett.
And now, all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick Five.
Steve and I are super mad and we're about to go terrorist on a groundhog because of this.
Kane decided to just ruin the day.
You're directing that at me now.
By sharing this dumb meteorologist who should live in fear, he says severe weather could make a big return during the first two weeks of March.
And I don't even know what this is.
It's a supercell composite parameter that highlights an active corridor from Texas and Oklahoma through Arkansas, Missouri, to parts of mid-Mississippi Valley.
Doesn't guarantee specific outbreaks this far up, but it does suggest a favorable pattern for organized thunderstorms and potential severe weather.
Now, you're telling me that it's going to get cold.
No, well, I mean, it could bring some cold, but for us, we're in the southern part of the country, so it may not be a freezing, but your definition of freezing is different than the average person.
If it is below 60 degrees, it's freezing.
See?
Put salt on the road and build a fire.
That's science.
That's science.
I think so.
Hashtag science.
You're, you know what?
You're, you're, you're,
Mm.
This is terrorist maxing right now.
It's terrorist maxing.
I'm going to go jester Mogg,
whatever the hell that.
We're going to use these words until it's just.
I had more headlines,
but I just got so hung up on this one story.
I robbed you of the other ones.
And one of them,
I'll share it with you because it's dad,
it's dad joke license plate
that almost got this guy in trouble.
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If you missed anything earlier, Kane was lying to us all on break.
He was super excited about this.
I feel targeted.
For a man who literally has probably has the world's largest personal collection of tinfoil hats, private personal collection.
Thank you.
I can't believe that he almost bought into this.
I don't think you fully believed it.
No, I didn't buy into it.
I asked you if this was a thing, would you do it?
So he shared with me a photo.
It's a meme.
Guys, this isn't real.
But they were just, somebody was pulling the wool over people's eyes saying that,
Walthel House announces plans to bring a floating restaurant locations to lakes across the
southeastern United States serving boaters, anglers, and waterfront communities.
The concept will feature the classic menu and 24-7 service on floating platforms accessible
by boat with initial sites planned in Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, and the Carolinas.
Now, again, this is fake.
And...
When it said that last paragraph in that, that's how I knew it was not good.
Yeah, this is how you know it's not real.
because it said Billy Joe Armstrong, a long time Lake Efalah, Alabama resident, said he's thrilled
about the addition of a Waffle House on his home lake, noting that he's tired of grabbing
breakfast from Indian gas stations and having his stomach torn up all day while trying to fish.
That seems racist.
It seems mean.
That's how I'm like, well, it's Billy Joe Armstrong.
It's probably the guy from Green Day, right?
Yeah, I think that's it.
It's not true.
I mean, they said there's no credible announcement.
I mean, they didn't say that it's never been said.
Right.
Now, if I've been out all morning fishing and I'm getting a little hungry and I didn't pack extra bacon sammies or whatever and I see a waffle on my way back to the dock.
Yeah, I'm going to grab a waffle.
Why no?
Okay.
First off.
Maybe you're getting a fight?
You guys need to understand where I'm coming from on this.
Growing up in the Ozarks, right, southern Missouri.
I have seen my share of Lake Fats.
Yes.
Fats.
You have.
And I don't know.
Like for some people, when they get on the lake, they shed their land personality and they turn into like a lizard.
I don't know what happens.
And you know what I'm talking about.
You all know those people.
Some of them you're related to.
Hell, you may be married to one.
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
I don't know how to describe it.
Can you've seen it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've seen it.
So, I mean, they'll be perfectly amiable individuals.
You know, and they'll, you know, working my nine to five job and I'm very smart on finances.
And yes, dear, let's go to the lake.
Second he gets on the leg, well, hey, woo!
And then it's all over.
That's your first beer.
Yeah, sir, you like only cracked the first beer.
I absorbed it through the can.
I cannot even imagine because of the history.
I mean, really, before UFC, there was Waffle House.
Yes.
Right?
before backyard slapping, there was Waffle House.
It's true.
Waffle House is the OG.
Just because you can get some hash brown smothered and cover, don't make it, not the OG.
I did use a double negative.
I did.
So my whole point is that this is double trouble.
Can you imagine the fights at a floating Waffle House?
Okay, so now I'm talking myself into it.
Can you imagine the fights at a floating Waffle House?
I'm imagining it now?
Oh, my gosh.
I am not even a boater person.
I mean, I like being on the boats.
I get distracted when I drive them.
And like, whoa, look at this.
And it, you know, just not good for anybody.
But I'm really good with directions.
Really good with directions.
But, yeah, I would watch that.
I probably would watch the fight at a floating waffle house
from the safety of my own boat near it.
Because, you know, people are going to start flying.
Somebody's going to get their face press to the grill.
They're going to be thrown out into the water.
I mean catfish are going to go crazy.
I mean, it's, you know, come on.
You're going to have huge catfish like the Ganges,
the, what is it, river monsters?
I watch that show.
That's what you're going to have because they're going to be eating the people
they get thrown out of the Waffle House into the lake
with their burned faces and it's going to be a mess, Kane.
It's going to be a mess.
This is how horror films start.
You know what?
This actually would have stopped Friday the 13th.
Crystal Lake?
You put a floating Walthall House in Crystal Lake.
Jason's dead.
Forever.
That ends it.
think, do you think Jason's going to win over some drunk bros getting some smothered and covered
waffle and hash browns at the waffle house? Do you think that's actually going to have it? No.
Come on. That ends it right there. Actually, that's, that would be the shortest film ever. Oh,
no, they put a floating waffle house on Crystal Lake. Jason's dead. Next day, Jason's dead. He looked
sideways at the wrong bra, man. So, oh, by the way, so the chat is wondering whether or not,
this is a legit question. This is legit. I,
Being not an engineer type person or a boater person, I like riding on the boats and I can navigate and I know how to read tides, but I just, you know, no, don't give me to. I'll drive you into a rock.
The chat folks are wondering if the Lake Waffle House ovens would have to be solar powered because I didn't think of this.
Electricity and water don't actually mix.
Well, they make ovens that run on gas.
We don't need electricity necessarily.
Yeah.
And wood stoves also.
True.
which is great if it's on a wood platform floating, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
I was just wondering.
Just wanted to ask that.
A few other things to get into the, where is this?
Hang on, I'm going to pull this up.
The, I had, this was, I thought, a very interesting story.
It was in popular science.
A guy accidentally took command of 7,000 robot vacuums.
By pure accident.
only because he wanted to steer his own with a joystick.
So this software engineer, he had a little DJI robot vacuum.
And he wanted to be able to use a video game controller to manipulate it, right?
And he built his own remote controlled app.
His name is Sammy Asdivol.
And he used an AI coding assistant to reverse engineer how the robot would communicate with DJI's remote
cloud servers. But then he soon found out that the same credentials that allowed him to see
and control his own device also provided access to live camera feeds, microphone audio, maps,
status data from 7,000 vacuums across 24 different countries.
and he basically found a back-end security bug that exposed a whole army of internet-connected robots
that if it was in the wrong hands, you could have used that to spy on everybody.
By the way, I don't like that they have, why do they have that ability to do that?
This is why I do not, I want a robot vacuum, but I don't want a robot vacuum because I don't want it to do all of this.
Why does it even have that ability to do that?
I think it has to do with the way that these robot vacuums map out the homes and how they, you know, memorize all of that.
So all of that structure, whatever goes into that ability for the for the vacuums, I think is what engineers just said, well, you know, we could do this, do this, all backdoor and not accessible until this guy gets in and starts digging into some of the hardware and software behind it.
And he's like, oh, all I want to do is control it with this Xbox controller or whatever.
and turns out all the back end steps available to him with the same damn password.
I mean, it's crazy.
He just wanted to control his, he just wanted to use a PS5 controller and control his little vacuum.
And he took over 7,000 of them.
He ended up taking over 7,000 of them.
So anyway, he, I mean, this is something else.
So he, looking at this story, he's a good, I mean, he's a good guy.
He could have, like, taken control of all of this stuff.
he didn't. He didn't exploit it. He shared his findings
with the verge, a tech thing.
And then they contacted DJI to report the flaw.
DJI told popular science that the issue was resolved, etc., etc.
And they apparently fixed the vulnerability that they had on their servers.
This guy's on X. The guy's on X.
So they fixed the problem, apparently, that they had on their servers.
And they, they, but that's just like one guy, one company.
one robot thing.
So like what about the Roombas and the other types of vacuums out there with that?
I mean, I'm just assuming do they potentially have this other issue and it just hasn't been
exploited yet?
Right.
And it's scary too because like you said, it's it's 7,000 over the course of 24 different
countries.
So it's not like it's the region.
It's like, oh, it's just the northwest of the United States.
No, this is global.
This is as wide as the World Wide Web.
This really makes me not want to get a robot vacuum now.
Because now it's I you you can't trust this and I have dogs so I you know I need the I need the robot vacuum
I want to remember the robot vacuum story that I sent you from our UK friend and it was one that
lives offline it's a robot vacuum that has does not need to be online yes remember that yeah I was
looking at that one I think there I think that's going to be the answer for problems like these I mean
it I mean it's crazy and the robot vacuum that he used was a $2,000 robot
vacuum.
And then he just,
it didn't take a lot for him to
apparently expose this and find it.
So he's an AI developer and he
was able to, I mean, again, a PS5
and control it. Why would you want to control
it anyway?
That'd be cool. With a joystick.
I mean, do you need to? Yeah, just walking around
the house, controlling the thing? I mean, I guess so.
I just think it's funny. So, yeah, he wouldn't use the normal app.
He had to create his own. Then he fired up
his AI.
assistant to crack the API so you could drive it with the controller. I'm just, oh, that's too much.
God bless America. It's too funny. But I'm not going to get a robot vacuum now, definitely. But they
did fix the vulnerability. So good on them for doing that. I mean, well, they kind of had to.
Let's see. We were talking a little bit earlier, Hillary Clinton, with the oversight committee.
She's being grilled on the Epstein files. Now, in addition to this, switching gears, over in the UK,
they're apparently going to increase their quote-unquote refugee numbers by one-third.
What?
I mean, did anybody not pay attention?
Did people not read about the fall of Rome in school?
Do they not read about the fall of Rome?
Their government, their home office is increasing the number of people that they're granting asylum.
They've done it by more than one-third since last year.
They just handed out to 55,000 people who illegally came to the country,
status or another type of permission to stay in Britain for the remainder of this year.
It was up over 35% from the previous 12 months, and it's already still increasing.
That's, wow. And of course, everybody's coming in from North Africa coming into Britain.
They are, they're, I mean, it's already bad. And that's just what, it's only February.
And this is just within the past 12 months, 55,000, this is just February.
They're going to increase it more.
You've seen some of the insanity that's been happening over there.
I mean, almost like every single week, there's somebody who's driving a truck into something
or stabbing people now.
And, you know, you have terrorists or going out stabbing people.
Every single week there is an issue.
Every single week, there's an issue.
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things uh as we because we're rolling towards the end of the week you guys remember jimmy seafood
so they got mad at the huffington post because the huffington post uh tried to go after the men's hockey team
and try to diminish and downplay their win and jimmy seafood well
they told Huffpo to go do something
unflattering to themselves.
And it didn't stop there.
Every publication that has been going
after the men's hockey team has gotten
a sweet little tweet from
Jimmy's seafood telling them
to go do something unflattering to themselves.
By the way, Jimmy's seafood, they ship
Kane. They ship
nationwide, my friend.
Oh, yeah. I could go for some crab cakes
if you're making an order.
Is that weird? Yeah?
I'm saying, I'm just throwing it out there.
Mm-hmm.
Putting it in the universe.
So, I mean, I'm going to buy from them forever now.
And they actually, yeah, you can, they don't advertise here, but it's jimmiesfamousceefood.com.
And they even had hockey shirts that they sold.
And they have their, apparently, they're very famous crab cakes and family-owned business, all that.
I mean, very cool.
And then they have a, now they have a Jimmy's seafood pack.
I'm going to order the Jimmy's seafood pack.
I'm ordering this.
I'm going to pay and purchase because I love what they're doing.
They ratioed Huffington Post so bad.
It's insane.
And the guy was like, we're trying to fulfill all your orders.
We're working hard.
They made a little video.
Tony's here with the heartfelt, thank you.
We're working hard to fulfill all those orders.
Enjoy every bite.
And now they have each Team USA gold medal.
They said we'll also be packed with a personal sign note of gratitude from us.
So they're sending all of that.
And they're donating the proceeds of the shirts that they're selling to Wounded Warrior Project.
So they're doing all kinds of good stuff.
Jimmy's seafood, man, they're real ones.
It's being reported that apparently this is the most absolute epic ratio of all time on Twitter.
It's 131 to one ratio to likes.
So the likes on Jimmy's famous seafood response is 131 times more than the likes of the actual post Jimmy's famous seafood was replying to from Huff.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
So I love that. I'm going to order some, I'm going to get some of them crab cakes.
I'm going to get one of it because now they have little packs that they send out and they started doing that as a result of this.
Okay, today and stupidity came where we got.
All right. This is, let's do Candace Owens. This is her.
Oh my gosh.
Admitting what she didn't. Sorry, we got to debase our show for a moment.
Admitting what she didn't know about nature.
Okay, I have to tell you guys something before we get into comments because I need to know that I'm not the only person who didn't know this.
Okay, I didn't know this, but also Savannah didn't know this.
So at least two of us didn't know this.
I was to walk with my husband.
And it was thundering, I think.
And I was like, oh, no big deal.
We can keep walking because there's no lightning.
And he was like, what do you mean by that?
And I said, you know, like, it's just thunder.
Lightning is the problem.
And then my husband was like, you know that it can't thunder without lightning, right?
That lightning, that thunder is the sound of lightning.
My mind was completely blown.
I promise you in my 30-5.
I don't you legitimately.
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