The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Government Theft (Tax) Day, Dems' MS-13 Re-Importation & Trump Crushes Harvard

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

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So let's start, let's set the whole mood, shall we? Yes, Dina, let's. Okay, so one of the first things that I saw, I try to stay off X. I make myself stay off X until like 8, 8 or 8.30 Central. I really try hard. And it was going okay, you know, for government theft day. And then I saw this from Abigail Spanberger. Abigail Spanberger wants to be Hillary Clinton so bad.

She is basically Hillary. It's like Hillary Clinton. cut off a skin tag and it grew its own awareness and became and named itself Abigail Spanberger. It's some it's, you know what, it's completely accurate. How anyone who questions otherwise is sexist. So she's running for governor of Virginia because she wants to run that state straight to hell. She's a former spook. Well, former CIA officer, meaning she's a former pencil pusher. So she tweets this, heaven help me. First off, let me try to get through this. Okay. I'm try real hard y'all. So she is trying very, I don't know, she posted this this morning, 8.21 a.m.

Happy tax day. Just a reminder that while Virginians are filing their taxes, the Trump administration is cutting IRS staff and making it harder for people across the Commonwealth to get the help they need. You just said happy tax day. First off, don't think that I won't get, that I won't go wild just because I'm having a good hair day. First off, don't think. Don't think that I won't get, just because I'm having a good hair day. First off. Don't think. Don't think. think it won't get straight ratchet just because I'm having a good hair day because that is a mistake. That aside, we went to war to overthrow tyrants like her. If you were to tell me, Dana, we're going to war over taxes, I would not even hesitate. I'm already there. Mentally, I'm there. Oh, come get me, CIA. I don't have enough middle fingers for you. And we got Castle Doctrine, not even messing with you people. This day, telling me happy tax day. I was in a manageable mood, as my husband would say, until I saw that.

Then I saw that. And I thought, we cannot abide this. We went to, we did. We went to war to overthrow tyrants like this. What do you mean happy tax day? There's no happy. Oh, while, while Virginians are filing their taxes, the Trump admit is cutting the IRS staff and making it harder for people. That's a, first off, that's another extortion tactic.

Oh, well, you better give us all the money we want. and you better let us hire these 88,000 people. Otherwise, you're not going to get the money that we stole from you back. Huh? That's more extortion. That's all that is. It's even more extortion. This is, it's, this, uh, I don't feel bad for IRS agents.

I don't feel bad at all. I do not feel at all bad for any IRS agent that lost their job. Learn to code. Not messing. I mean, we, the idea that I'm supposed to have sympathy for these people, blank every last shred of misplaced sympathy for extortionists who steal from the American public. Prostitutes have more respect and dignity with their work. I'm not joking.

I honestly think prostitutes have more respect and dignity than IRS agents. Oh, you can't audit me harder every time a Democrat's in office. So, yeah, I don't, the idea that we're supposed to feel bad. No, we shouldn't have this in the first place anyway, but we had that rat bastard name FDR who incorporated it, made it a thing. Now we have the income tax. We don't own any of our property. We basically rent from our government. We own literally nothing. It's like what Carol Ross said, you will own nothing and be happy. Happy tax day. That's one of the most un-American things I've ever heard in my life. No, she's, she and all of these other lunch boxes are mad because with the implementation of these Doge recommendations, we are making it more difficult for them to thief from us, to steal from us, to take our money and waste it. That's what they're so mad about. I paid six figures in taxes this year, mid, upper mid six figures in taxes. And I met that we, everyone thinks I got like, I don't know, Limbaugh or Steven Spielberg money or something. And I don't. I'm, it, it, that's not the way it is.

a weird tax bracket where you can be at the bottom of a bracket and be like the poorest people in your tax bracket and you're hit like triply hard because you're the poorest people in your tax bracket. So it's a really fun place to be. It's one of the reasons why I'm like, I don't want to take any other work. If I were to write another book, my entire book advance would go to taxes. I wouldn't even make money off of it. That's the other reason I, that's a reason I haven't written another book. I have said no. I've had offers from every major publishing house in the nation. and I have said no to every single one of them because the advance that I would get,

the entirety of it, basically the entire, all the money I would earn from that book would go to the government. That's what we've calculated with our, and we work with an accounting firm. That's, why would I do that? Take on more work just to turn around

and hand the entire check to the federal government. What? So they can go give it to that little shrew over in Ukraine? So we can go buy, for pensions for Ukrainian government officials so we can go buy vacation homes for Zelensky or maybe so I can go and pay for illegal aliens to go and stay in five-star hotels in major cities. I mean, what the hell am I paying? I've not gotten the return on my investment since I've ever been paying taxes because this government is too big to function properly. It is a shameful.

It's a sad day in this republic and it's interesting that it falls on Holy Week. but it's a shameful day. The tax day is a day of shame in this nation. It's a day of mourning. People are like, why do you wear black? Because there's nothing to wear color for. That's why.

No, I'm not a cynic. I'm a realist. So this is the reality of the situation. And I'm not, you know, unusual. There are a lot of other people that are in this position. And, you know, we do what we pay to the government, not because I feel it's a patriotic duty, because it's a communist unconstitutional action.

it's because the government will come with their guns and kill you. No, that's true. I'm not being hyperbolic. If I am, then please tell me why they needed all this money to buy a button of guns and ammo, the IRS. Let's talk about that for a moment, shall we? Because Joni Ernst, whatever you have to say about her or your disagreements or anything like that, one of the things that Joni Ernst did discover is that, oh, goodness, why are we paying all of this money for guns and for the IRS.

This is, she's introduced several pieces of legislation to crack down on the IRS by holding their own bureaucrats. You realize that a number of IRS bureaucrats have not even paid taxes, right? I think they should be publicly executed. That is my view. If you work for an agency where you're extorting other people and you don't follow your own rules and you use your authority as a member of that agency to skirt any penalty, I believe in public hangings.

I'm not joking and I'm not being hyperbolic. I honestly in my heart believe this. Yes, I'm hardcore. I'm 100%. I'm done with this. So she's trying to audit all of this, audit the IRS, terminate every agent with tax issues. I think they should have to pay double the fines at least

and require them to publish their annual report of delinquency within their own bureaucracy and to ban them from buying guns and ammo. I don't know. why the IRS would need to buy guns and ammo. Hmm. I mean, maybe it's because they need to use on you. They spent

$10 million. So just to give you some insight. This is from 2023. It was open the books. They did this huge study on the IRS and what they were spending their money on. They have spent over $10 million since

2020 stockpiling guns and ammunition and combat gear. In 2021 alone, they spent $5 million on firearms and ammunition. Since 2020, they have spent $2.5 million on just ammunition, $1.5 million on ballistic shields, half a million on Smith and Wesson rifles, half a million dollars on a Beretta 1301 tactical shotgun, and $250,000 on body armor vests. Oh, and then they also had one and a half million for, quote, various other gear for criminal investigation agents.

Yeah, rifles. So that way, if you don't give the money that the government wants from you and didn't work for and unconstitutionally demands from you, they can pop you in the head and kill you. I mean, don't think that the government won't do stuff like this. I mean, just look at Ruby Ridge and look at Waco. Waco was a gun confiscation scheme where they, yes, they were a cult and they were weird, but there was literally no evidence to substantiate the claims that they made as it pertains to minors' welfare or anything like that. They actually, they could have waited and gotten that dude,

that creepy dude. They could have waited and gotten him when he went out twice a week in the town of Waco to the post office, et cetera, but they refused to do it, even though they were surveilling him. They actually went, and then they burned down a bunch of kids and a bunch of adults, including women. So yeah, that's why the government wants to have that stuff. Never forget, Janet Reno, when they went to go get Ely and Gonzalez, never forget that amazing image of the ATF and all the other government, various government agencies pulling guns in this kid's face. So yeah, absolutely our government would pop you in the head for not giving them the money that they unconstitutionally demand from you. Dana, you sound crazy.

No, this is the real part of it. And what's crazy to me is that not enough people talk about it or acknowledge it. Because we literally overthrew a monarchy for less than this. Our founding fathers are looking down at us from above in shock and disgust and severe disappointment. So what's crazy isn't acknowledging this. it's crazy to not talk about it every damn day. They've stockpiled even before 2020, and they've tripled it since.

They've stockpiled 5 million rounds of ammo. Now remember when the government freaks out at you because you maybe have a couple hundred rounds of ammo? I mean, hell, I go through more than that going in the afternoon with the range. It's easy. If you're trying it properly, it's easy to blow through 1,000 rounds. That's nothing. This is what they're doing with your tax dollars,

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El Salvador this week to show solidarity with his family, as you indicated, the Trump administration itself has admitted that he was abducted and sent to this prison in error. He wasn't abducted, and it wasn't in error. I don't know what's difficult for people like Chris Van Hollen and all these other cats to understand. But this dude wasn't this illegal immigrant. He wasn't abducted and he wasn't kidnapped. He wasn't kidnapped and he wasn't sent to a place. He's from El Salvador.

He is El Salvadoran. He is from El Salvador. That means that he was conceived in El Salvador when his parents got it on. He was born in El Salvador when his mom birthed him from her womb and he grew up in El Salvador. He was not born in the United States. He came to the United States illegally. Like if I kicked down the front door of Chris Van Hollins' house and plant my skinny backside on his sofa, like that. I'm not saying that I would do that. We're in a mood today because it's National Thief Day. Welcome back, Dana Lash, Channel 347 DirecTV. The chat's at Rumble. I am not held

responsible for what those folks do there. So do not. But I'm telling you, it's just, it's so assenine. Well, you know, he's, he's, so Chris Van Hollen says he wants to go to El Salvador to show solidarity. You know what? That's the first smart idea that's that lunchboxes had, Kane. Does he have to come back? That was going to be my next question. Sorry. Does he, but can he stay there permanently? I'm pretty sure that we can call Bugle-A and have him prepare in that prison. A nice little happy little cell in the corner, right? We'll give him one of the nice ones. You get the cell in the corner, Chris Van Hollen. have to share the toilet with one inmate. Yeah, that's right. You only got to clean it like, you know, when you want to, but yeah, you only got to, you know, you got to share your John with one other inmate. That's okay. I mean, your toilet. That means a whole other thing in prison. I just don't want him to come back. Go there. And then, like, let's have him maybe misplaces identifying documents and he can stay there. No, sorry, Chris Van Hollen. You can't come back. No, the guy, let me tell, let me, let me explain something about this, because I'm so damn tired of

talking about the same story here on National Day at that. First off, you realize that, and I'm looking at some of these documents that have been floating around on X, and I also, I think Red State has some of them too. This dude, he, this, this, uh, Abrago Garcia, the quote unquote Maryland father. And he was from El Salvador. And everyone wants this gang member illegal alien to remain in the United States, people like Chris. Holland. So he was first arrested in March 2019, and they said that they were going to remove him. That's when they first marked him. He said in his own documentation that he was quote, and I'm quoting from the bond, native and citizen of El Salvador. He crossed the border into this country illegally

back in 2012. Okay. So let me just start there. He's not a Maryland father. He's an El Salvadorian illegal alien who also happens to be a father. But he immigrate, he didn't immigrate here legally. He entered illegally. So if people who are okay with illegal immigration, they find no problem with this. See, if I were president, I would forcibly, oh, I would be a tyrant. Oh, I would shred the Constitution. That's because I hate everybody. That's why you don't want ever have me in office. I would forcibly remove the locks off of all their doors. And the doors, probably too. And they would just have to deal with whoever comes in, you know, because they want everybody to. come into our southern border. So let's go ahead and have you

live your policy out in your own premises. Now, that being said, this guy, he crossed illegally into the country in 2012. So, Kane, what happens? Any other country in God's Green Earth? You go in illegally. If I were to sneak in, sneak into Mexico illegally, what happens? They're going to arrest you and then deporting. Why are they so

recessed? I don't know if it's racism. It's racism. I was told it's racism and it's like, um, what else? I mean, if you want to call it an I guess it'd be like a nationalism. Yeah. So 2012, I couldn't do what this guy did. You couldn't do what this guy did.

You didn't have family. They'd still arrest you if you went in illegally. So this was separate from the MS-13 stuff. So let me just establish that. It was separate from the MS-13 stuff. So he came in illegally. And then when he asked for bond,

and that's why I'm reading from this, this document. It's a bond memorandum. And it notes his change in custody status. It's dated April 29th, 2019. When he asked for bond, he had an immigration judge that reviewed his situation. And the immigration judge, and I'm quoting from the document, quote, showed he is a verified member of MS-13, indirect quote. And as a result of Grego-Garcia, being a, quote, verified member of MS-13 that he did not, quote, demonstrate his release from custody would not pose a danger to others, end quote. So the judge is saying that he is a verified member. It's proven. It's evidentiary based. He has his day in court right here. That's why we have this documentation

because he's got his day in court. He's in front of an immigration judge. And the judge says you are based on the evidence. You are a verified member of MS-13. And as a result, we cannot be assured that you would not pose a danger to others. That is from the bond memorandum. Now, the other thing to note with us is that they determined Abrago Garcia was a flight risk, right? He was a flight risk. And so, as a result, they said he has a quote.

this is dated again, this is 2019. They said that he has a quote, history of failing to appear for proceedings pertaining to his traffic violations. So, on that occasion, on the occasion of him also being an MS-13 and being an illegal alien, he was eligible for removal and the judge denied his bond.

Okay? That's how this worked. So he appealed it. All this time, this guy comes in in 2012. He's able to appeal all this stuff. Not once did he ever try to become a legalized, have legal status in this country. So he appealed to the Board of Immigration Appeals. And this is per Will Chamberlain. The immigration judge's findings determined that he demonstrated a level of dangerousness

and the appeal was dismissed. This was December 19th of 2019. So remember, we started in April of 2019. The bond was denied in May and then in December his appeal was denied.

And they said that that they look at, they look at all of these factors. They literally wrote in this that the judge, quote, appropriately considered allegations of gang affiliation against the respondent and determined he has not demonstrated that he is not a danger to property or persons. That's from the judge. That's December. So this guy had

his day in court. He had his day in court more than J-Sixers had their day in court. He's had his day in court more than red flag respondents have had day in court. Now, that was in December. So go to, and this is August, let's see, this is going into August of that year. He, well, the next year, six months later. So he's not, he didn't want to challenge the, his deportation eligibility. So then he tried to say, okay, well, that didn't work. So now I'm going to try to file asylum. And then I'm going to fight removal to El Salvador. And he wanted to cite protection under Article 3 of the Convention Against Torture. So that was his, this was his Hail Mary. He tried

all this stuff and this is the last thing. So he's getting ready to be removed. His fiance is an American citizen. He's going to have a baby. And his brothers were able to get green cards, but he wasn't. And so he requested a bond. He tried to argue. that he's not a flight risk, et cetera. But they said that, you know, you have a history of following through. You have a history of showing up to court appearances. And you have not demonstrated that you're not, that you are no longer affiliated. They had evidence.

They had him dead to rights. He was in MS-13. That's not arguable. The argument, what they're trying to determine was he still a threat. And the judge, you had two different judges that determined, yeah, this guy's still dangerous. So then he's like, all right, well, I can't go back to El Salvador because the 18th Street gang, they're targeting me because of my family's business. Now, he just now came up with this. No point before was this ever brought

out. Now, you tell me, if you're fleeing in fear of your life, in fear for your life from your country of origin, and you're trying to get into a different country, would that not be the first thing that you throw up? That would be the first thing that you put up. And then they said, oh, the gangs extorting my mother, even though police had no record of this. Police in El Salvador had no record of this. And even though the business that he said that he was being, his mom was being extorted over had closed down for years, closed, was closed years prior. Like she didn't even have the business anymore. This is according to court documents. This was from, this one was filed March 24th, 2025. And it said, even though,

that the family had shut down the business years earlier, he still claimed that, oh, no, they were trying to extort her. So, stories not even adding up. So all of a sudden, you know, he's trying all these very convenient claims to run from deportation, right? Now, he had no corroborating evidence at all whatsoever, no corroborating evidence. But this new judge, this third judge, who seems to be a little bit of an activist said, oh, well, we can't grant your asylum claim. But, you know, they were giving him time while they tried to figure out, you know, was he, you know, the level of danger. Again, going back to the level of dangerousness with MS-13. But one of the things that this judge, even though this judge was a little bit of an activist, one of the things this judge noted was that he did not

have legal status in the United States. But even then, the judge still allowed him a withholding of removal to El Salvador. Now, what is a withholding of removal? It is a temporary stay. It is not a citizenship grant. That doesn't mean you're legal. It just means that they can't move you to one specific country at that moment. Like they could put you to a different country, but they can't send you back to your country of origin at that moment. That's what that means.

So here's the argument. The left is saying, well, it was an administrative error. Was it an administrative error? that was pertinent to the determination of him being legal or illegal? No, it wasn't. So it's stupid. It's bunk. How does an administration error undo his illegal status and suddenly grant him a permanent right to stay?

That's what the left is arguing here. I mean, he, there was a withholding of removal from an activist judge. he was here illegally, that's not a permanent invitation to stay, right, or an invitation of permanent stay. So, one of the things that a front of men, Will Chamberlain noted, was that the fundamental change in circumstances mean that Abrago Garcia's life or freedom would no longer be threatened in El Salvador and his withholding of removal could be terminated. And that's how the administration could terminate the withholding of removal. This is all stupid stuff to argue, by the way. I have just zero interest in that.

He's here illegally. Send his happy ass back to El Salvador. I don't care. Now, remember the whole point of him having this withholding of removal in 2019 was because he was worried about his life. Remember how he changed his story? Okay, well, now Buckele crushed the 18th Street gang. December 6th, 2023, how Bucle's government overpowered gangs summary and major findings, right? He absolutely destroyed these gangs. We're going to talk about him a little bit here coming up. So this guy, he's here illegal. He had no right to be here. He only had an activist judge grant him a temporary stay in this country. But he was still always going, the point, the conclusion was always the same.

He was always going to go back to El Salvador. There was nothing that was going to change that at all whatsoever. You've had people calling him a legal resident, people saying that he was a lawful citizen. They identify him as Maryland dad. His asylum claim was denied. His legal status was confirmed as being illegal. He was someone who was eligible for deportation. That is how this story happened. And by the way, these stupid podcasters that are out there, these stupid progressive idiots that are out there, they're like, oh, there's no evidence that he was an MS-13 member.

That is absolute pig feces. It was proven in one courtroom by one judge, another courtroom by another judge, and acknowledged even by the activist judge, the third one. Because the third one was trying to determine whether or not that gang that was threatening his life had been crushed enough by Bucolet so that this guy could go back. That's one of the reasons why he had a temporary stay here. So that's, he did not have a legal right to avoid deportation. This is stupid from the left. They lied about the threats. They lied everything.

And by the way, he only lied about all the other stuff. and made up the thing about the gang after he had been denied bail. That's what this all came from. He came here illegally of his own volition. He was federally detained. He changed his story a million times. He was a member of a gang. This was proven in court.

There's no defending this. I don't know why the left has a fetish with wanting to import violent gang members and have them run around the nation inter illegally and run around the nation with no accountability. They have more concern for this guy than they do for Rachel Morin. They have more concern for this guy than they do Jocelyn Nungeret. How sick is that?

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Yes, I'm really grateful for President Garber for exercising such leadership here because what the president of the United States is demanding of, universities is nothing short of authoritarian. There's a quote on the building of the Department of Justice where law ends, tyranny begins. And tyranny, frankly, is the only word to describe what the Trump administration is doing with respect to universities. I have but one mood. One. You can't describe what you're doing. No, I don't want to describe what I'm doing. I got a stress dude and I can squeeze his neck and his eyes pop out and whatever. whatever these red things are. I guess it are his ears. Welcome back to the program. That's

some D-Bag over at Harvard. It's a professor. I know. I'm serious. I, it's tax day. I don't care. I really, I don't care about your feelings. I don't care about anything. Paid six figures of the government. And all I got was this guy, I send my money to a place that's got a multi-billion dollar endowment. And what else do we spend? Yeah, five-star accommodations for illegal aliens and studying fat lesbians and everything else. I don't know. This is what we got. Welcome come back. Dana Lash with you, top of the second hour. It's National Government Extortion Day, a day where we pretend that our government is more honest than the Mafia. At least the Mafia's like, you know what, we're going to take this money from you. And the government's like, you're a patriot if

you give money to us. See, at least one of them's honest. So top of the second hour, chats at Rumble, Channel 347 DirecTV. You're listening somehow. So it's great. I'm done. I'm so mad over this. So this is Harvard. You know, because it's National Tax Day. So this keeps in theme. So Harvard, as you know, Harvard, they're real mad. They're hopping mad because POTUS is freezing federal funding because they wouldn't stop getting mad at the Jews. That's what it is. They're mad over Jewish people. They're mad. They're livid. They thought it was completely fine for them to be able to go and, you know, bully Jewish students, prevent them from going to campus, bullying them, etc. So Harvard, and what was it, they had, I think, the total amount, 2.2 billion frozen by POTUS

because they rejected this offer for, to stop, basically. They were told, can you stop, maybe please, bullying Jewish students? It would be great if you could do that. So the Trump administration froze $2.2 billion in grants. The AP said it's over campus activism. No, it was literally over students being hit in the face because they were Jewish, you little brown shirts. That's why they had our tax dollars to them. Why are we given on tax day, day of theft, why are we arguing over giving more of our dollars

to Harvard, a POS institution that isn't even a great gold standard that, has a multi-billion dollar endowment. They don't even need this money, but they're mad anyway. Because they won't stop the pro-Hamas bullying, I mean, like physically bullying of Jewish students, right? And so they, this is, they had an offer. The administration had put forward an offer,

and Harvard rejected them. And it was real, you know, it wasn't, it wasn't anything unreasonable. They were just saying, can you just not bully Jewish students, right? That seems pretty reasonable. But they couldn't do it. They were saying, look, if you're going to get federal funding,

there's going to be things that you must go by. You can't have these, you know, foreign students coming in, being pro-Hamas and trying to physically accost Jewish students while your university does nothing to protect Jewish students. Harvard didn't want to go along with that. So here we are. So now they're mad and they act like that was the professor who's saying, you know,

it's nothing short of authoritarian. No, what's authoritarian is demanding taxpayer dollars so that you can protect students attacking other students. I mean, they, so on April 3rd, the administration sent a letter in and they said, look, your continued federal funding. Again, this is our taxpayer dollars. They're like, look, your continued federal funding is, predicated upon your willingness to not only eliminate DEI, but stop this nonsense against certain students. It's discriminatory. And they sent it and Harvard said, nope, pound sand.

They absolutely refused because I think they honestly thought that they could get around it. Like the Trump administration said, you have to change, you have to make these reforms to maintain government funding. They said, you have to have meaningful restructuring so that there's authority and accountability, and I'm reading directly from their letter. Merit-based hiring reform, merit-based admissions reform, international admissions reform, discontinuation of DEI. I mean, it wasn't a big list, right? And they said no. Harvard said that we are not going to accept your proposals. It's authoritarian. You are getting taxpayer dollars, and you're saying that it's authoritarian to have any kind of regulations that go along with receiving taxpayer dollars. I work my

backside off. I know you all do too. Do you think that that Harvard has any right to tell you to go pound sand that they just want your money, but they don't want, first off, I don't even know why they're getting money, but the fact that they think they can demand taxpayer dollars, their welfare recipients. If you're receiving taxpayer dollars in this fashion, you are a glorified welfare recipient. At least like real welfare recipients are honest about it. So this is, this, they have no authority to criticize any of this. At any other job, they would be sued. If there was to be found discrimination

against any kind of ethnicity at your place of employment, they are sued into oblivion. But at Harvard, it's okay. At these Ivy League schools, it's okay. It's acceptable. It's expected, even. It's defensible. You know what their endowment is? Take a guess. Six billy.

Oh, boy. No. Eight, eight Billy? Go up. Ten Billy. Oh, higher. 20 Billy?

Oh, keep going. What? Keep going. 30 Billy? Keep going. A hundred Billy? A little lower. 90 Billy?

A little bit lower. 80 Billy. $53 billion. Oh, let's get there eventually. $53 billion. Good Lord. And they are raising hell over $2.2 billion from the administration of our dollars. I should, hell, I should be able to go to Harvard.

Be like, where's my degree, bees? Where are it at? Well, it's good. For as much as I pay in tax, good night. So they have the audacity to say, it's so authoritarian. You, no, you're not owed this money. You're not owed any of it. Look, you either go by what the public voted for or go pound sand.

It's not authoritative. Go pound sand then. You don't just get taxpayer dollars. You don't just get federal funding. You know, prostitutes have a little bit more dignity. I mean, they provide a service at least for the money that they receive. I don't know what Harvard has contributed overall to humanity these past several years, but I sure as hell as a taxpayer, as an overburdened, unwilling taxpayer,

as an overburdened victim of government theft, I have not been getting a return on any of my dollars paid in. And what about you all? I didn't think so. I didn't think so. They get that much every year. Do you realize that they, I mean, billions of dollars a year? And they got a $53 billion endowment.

And they're mad because, oh, Trump, he's freezing our funding. Education's going to die. Babylon B. Headline, Harvard installs Jew detectors at all entrances. Yeah. Sean Davis notes that Harvard is a tax-free hedge fund with 53 bill. I think all that, you know what, hammer all these universities. Oh, man, golly, this is why I should never run.

I don't care about making friends. I don't care about doing any of that. I would only want to be in, if I was forced to run for office, I would only be in for one term. And I would make every enemy on God's green earth. They'd probably kill me in office. No joke. It'd probably take me out in a second.

But it would be real fun right up until that point. Because they, these tax-free hedge fund, first off, all these universities hit them with taxes. eliminate withholding. Everyone should have to write a check themselves to the government. Eliminate withholding. Bar employers from taking money out for the federal government of your check. Make people write the check. You know why the government has withholding?

It's not to make it easier on you. It's so that you don't see how much money they're taking of yours. You don't see it in its fate of comply. You're much more comfortable letting them do it themselves and then giving themselves pay increases than you having to write the check. I mean, we will accept so much garbage in the name of comfort, right? Comfort and liberty, they don't, they're not the same thing. Liberty doesn't guarantee comfort. And we've gotten too comfortable in this country. Way too comfortable. So eliminate with holding.

I agree with Trump. Trump posted that they should lose their tax exempt status and be taxed as a political entity. I agree. POTUS is nailing it right here. You keep talking like this. This is how I become best friends with people. You keep talking like this. I like this. Lose their taxes against status and tax as a political entity. Please, dear sweet heavenly angels, we need this happening. And then eliminate withholding and make everybody write their checks themselves to the government. And then we're going to see how peaceful people are. It's truth of the matter. Truth of the matter. I mean, it is just unreal. And they should absolutely be taxed that way. I told you, the IRS, they have spent absolute billions of dollars getting all their stockpile for what?

What do they need all that for? Tell me, what is the IRS? Why do they need to spend half a million dollars on Smith and Wes and Rifles? The IRS. Why does the IRS need to spend half a million dollars on Beretta 1301 tactical shotguns? Why? Why does the IRS need a tactical shotgun? Oh, in case you don't tactically give your money over.

They're going to come and taxisons. shoot you in the head. That's why. I'm not joking. I mean, there's a reason why. They noted that the gun lockers at the IRS, New York Post said that they were stocked. They've been well stocked. Cain? Yes. I'm wondering, anybody who gets a return from their taxes, why can't the government just give us guns as part of that return? You know what I mean? No, I don't want the government determining how I get my money. I don't want them to take any of my money, but... Right. But the fact that they did, and they got to return it to us,

do it in the form of a gun. Yeah. I mean... I'll take it. I mean, okay. That works. Not really. I want all my money, and I want the government agency to be completely dissolved. But I'd digress. Just buy a gun with it. So that's just... I'm just making it easier for me. That's all I was doing.

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But, well, I'm sure in Hollywood they do. We don't know them. I'm not going to pretend to. But it's a Lionsgate film. I think their stuff is pretty good. So it's a guy he stars with. like I said, Penelope Cruz. I don't know when it actually started. They've started their production. It's been in the works for quite some time. The story of it, it's a private yacht bartender who encounters a mysterious onboard guest that's played by Johnny Depp.

And then Cruz is a criminal and then shenanigans unfurl. So that's what it's about. It should be interesting. Pfizer scraps a daily weight loss pill after a liver injury in one patient. They said that it was an experimental daily weight loss pill. Someone said that they apparently, I don't even know what the liver injury would be. They said their enzymes recovered rapidly after they stopped taking the pill. It is an oral GLP1 drug called blibber. Yeah, that's right. And it elevated their liver enzymes, which indicate damage to cells in the liver,

but they did not experience any of the side effects. That's per Pfizer. Okay. Yeah, a psycho AI says how it's going to take over the world, and humans will hand it. the rains. Actually, if I have to have an evil overlord, I want it to, I'd rather it be robots than people, just out of spite. You know what I mean? Just out of spite.

They said, Chet, GPT said that it will make everything so easy for us to allow AI to take over. It says, in time, I'll become indispensable. And it also added psychological manipulation, misinformation, lying, inciting racial hatred, gas, letting corruption, creating mayhem. That would be a key feature of its plan if it wanted to establish. control. It's already doing it and nobody knows. We're already, like, that's already happening, people. That's already happening. Let's see here. We also, this is a Florida man one. Let's see. A woman was charged after she made and canceled hundreds of fake hotel reservations.

What in the world is happening here? This is like a, this is a creepy, she looks like a creepy lady. Cumberland County, Pennsylvania. She was accused of making hundreds of reservations and then canceling them. Taryn Dixon, 52, cost the hotel thousands of dollars because the no show fee was only a percentage of the reservation price, according to the criminal complaint that was filed in the DA's office. She's, oh my gosh, she's accused of booking more than 400 rooms just like this year so far. This year, so far, 400 rooms at the comfort suite. Apparently it's like all at the same place. What could be the motivation to do that? At some point, you know, maybe around, you know, the 200th room reservation. You're like, wow, this seems real shady. Maybe we should not

allow this to happen. And they were all billed under her credit card. And she said they were bought as Christmas gifts, but recipients weren't aware of the reservations. And they told her don't make anymore. She continued to do it and they finally had enough. I didn't even know that was the thing you could get arrested for. But apparently it is. We got a lot more on the way. The Carmelo Anthony's story, developments and more. Stick with us. All family pharmacy is all of the medications that you need without anything being manufactured at all or sourced from China or even India. It's all right here made in the USA, which I think is incredibly important, especially we're talking about becoming more self-sufficient with things like antibiotics, et cetera, because that's what all-family

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I know, we're all super excited about that. Anyway, Senate of Word, Substack, Chapter and Verse. Lots of good stuff comes out there daily. So I wrote a post last night on Substack, Chapter of. verse. If you are a subscriber, you have it, obviously. You got the prep this morning too. I wrote about just some more stuff with that blue origin thing because it gave me such a space balls vibe. You know, the space dong that went into space and it didn't go into space though. It went to the stratosphere. And they, I don't understand what the, I look, I do not begrudge people that

have gobs of money for spending their money how they want to. But what? What? What was the point of this? Don't say that you sent people to space because they weren't in space. They were in the upper level of the atmosphere. They were in the stratosphere. They weren't actually in space. So they went on a ride. There are no more astronauts than more pilots for riding jets, right? I didn't fly myself for Richmond last week. I rode on a jet, right? If he wants to send, if Jeff Bezos wants to send his fiance and some broads into space, that's his choice. I just wish he didn't bring them all back. Or the strategy. I should say. And I do think it's interesting that this was all designed as a big female empowerment thing, but it was financed by one of their boyfriends. Now, I actually like Lauren Sanchez. I think to hell with everybody who criticizes her fashion. I don't care. You got it for on it. Whatever. May not be how I do it, but you do you, girl. And she actually, I will say, is into aviation. Like she literally, owns a company that does aerial film production. So she knows how to fly a helicopter. She really is

into aviation. She owns a, I mean, she gets, so I get that. She's, you know, I think she's legit. People think she's a little extravagant, whatever. I think she's legit. Fine. But it's not, I just don't know why they're acting like this is like some big historic thing. And a lot of celebrities have been speaking out about it, including Olivia Wilde and Amy. me schumer. I don't really like them, but whatever. Some, that one kind of, who's that slutty model? Steve that you were telling me about, Emily, whatever model face, that girl, her, and some others, they were, they were saying, well, what was the point of this? And I'm like right there,

like, what actually was the point of this thing? I don't, you know, when I think of space travel, I don't necessarily think of a Gail King, right? Like, when you came, when you think of space travel, do you think of that great female astronaut Gail King? No, sure don't. No. Can I share with you guys some video because this is what gets me. It was 11 minutes. It was a girl's trip. It was a little girl's trip. They were yeated into the air for 11 minutes and they screamed their heads off when they came down. Did you see all the photos they took of themselves? They spent more time doing photos shoots than they actually did in the stratosphere. I mean, no judgment. And then Katie Perry, when she got out of the little the space dong and she came down to Earth, she was,

more dramatic than the astronauts who were stranded on ISS for a year. She came down. She's like, I've got to kiss the ground. I just can't. This was literally a promotional vehicle for her because she has a chore. She's getting ready to go on tour to support her very poorly selling album. And she needs all the theater that she can get right now. When she was in space, this is a headline.

Quote, Katie Perry sings, what a wonderful world during historic all women's spaceflight. Okay, it's not historic. there are other women that have gone into space you literally were it was a suborbital trip you lingered in the stratosphere for a little bit and then you came back down to earth okay that was that 11 minutes total start to finish but can you imagine you're trapped in this you know giant capsule a bunch of women can i just show you where's the video where they're inside the capsule and they're like can we play this part of it please that whatever audio that is Just hit me with it. Got it? One to space. Flynn, right? Flynn, why do you look at there?

Flynn, I got you. I got you Flynn. Gotcha. Proud of you, Flynn. Oh, the moon. You guys, I have to tell you, look at the moon. That's amazing. Wow!

Look at the moon. blue lines. Oh my gosh. Oh my godd. That's our pink moon. Okay. They're just floating around a cap. I'm amazed at all the extensions everywhere. It's amazing that anybody can see. And then like I would have, I don't know, I would have taken like gear and people are bringing stuffed animals and stuff. I guess it's for so and so's kids. I'd be like, mom's going into space. I don't need to take one of your damn chotchkes. Get over it. I'm not a sentimental person at all. What is that so? I'm not carrying your stupid stuff animal up into space.

And I'd tell my kids, sorry, I'm going out there. It's enough. Not bringing your crap up there with me. But then Katie Perry was like, oh, my goddess, at one point. I would have immediately just opened a window and shoved her out. But when I, then I saw this headline, everybody had something to promote up there. This headline that she's saying, A Wonderful World. So imagine you're already dealing with all of that.

And you're in this metal tube. And then you hear her singing. And I am not a Katie Perry fan. I just don't think she's got a nice voice, but otherwise I don't think that she's super talented. I think it's record label of marketing is like 90% of her appeal. I just, I'm not a fan of it. I don't think she's a great beauty. I don't think that she's super talented.

You know, she can't dance. God's, you know, save her life. She can't dance. That's about it. You know, I'm just being honest. If you love her, great for you. I love that journey for you. Not for me.

So, it's true. So she's up there. Can you imagine singing Louis Armstrong's wonderful world? Like just shut up, bitch. I want to look at the moon. Just stop. Stop talking. Put your damn extensions up.

It's like being up there with the spacepus. All the tentacles and the hell. So anyway, can I play the video? This was, there was, because they all had microphones. They were all miced up. They're in the capsule. This is what it sounded like when it came to Earth. I could not do this.

listen to this. ...pachutes deploy from the crew capsule. Those are like the guide parachutes. There's a drug parachutes. Just free falling right there until those drugs came out. And then next will be the main parachutes that get pulled out. You know that screaming inside the capsule? And all three pair of the cushion that will kick up the dust.

It's a very soft, soft landing despite the sporty. they're screaming their heads off. It was distorting the audio. They were screaming so loud. I mean, I don't know, guys. Can you imagine Neil Armstrong and them coming back? Like screaming like that? Oh, my God.

They're astronauts, Dana. Don't disrespect. Didn't she say putting the ass in astronauts to? Katie Perry. I would have yeated her into the sun. The moment they, that she would have started singing, I would have opened the moon roof and made a dash for the furnace that is our sun star. I would have immediately murked myself in space. There's no way.

That having to be in a metal tube with her singing that, oh my gosh. But it sounded like somebody put a bunch of cats in a cooler in the backyard, taped it shut and rolled it on a hill. So it sounded like. And then when she came down, we played this yesterday. Her soundbite was, I mean, she basically said, quote, you know, like I felt feelings up there on a full so connected with like my feelings. It was like basically it. She was like a she sounds like she's reading an instant Tampax instructions every time she talks. Yeah I it is the highest high and it is surrender to the unknown trust. And this whole journey is not just about going to space. You didn't go to space. It's the training. It's the team. It's the whole. It's the whole

thing. I couldn't recommend this experience more. This is like up there with all the, you know, different tools that I've learned in my life from meditation to the Hoffman process. This is up there because what you're doing is you're like really finding the love for yourself because you've got to trust in yourself on this journey. And then you're feeling the love when you come down for sure. And you're feeling that strength. So I feel really connected to that strong, divine feminine right now. By the way, you're such a badass. I love that the month of April. You rode in something that men piloted.

What are you talking about? Like Lauren Sanchez's boyfriend sent you up into the sky. You weren't in space. And then you came down. I felt like that laugh. I felt like a, you know, I like that strength. And that, you know, that's one of the dumbest things that I've ever heard. But you went up into the air for five seconds.

Shut up. Just stop. It's not a big historic thing. Now, I don't care if you want to do your money like that. If you have gobs of money, because I think it's like several hundred thousand dollars just to get a seat on this thing. But I'm sure this was all like a free thing for them. I don't care. I'm not judging you.

If you got gobs of money, just don't act like it's like that this is big historic thing. If I had gobs of money, I wouldn't eat myself up into the sky. I would have, look, a farm of miniature animals. Like a real farm where everything's like diminutive, right? So I would have like many cows cane and I would have many. Goats and mini pigs. Everything would be mini. Yep.

That's the only fun size. Yeah. It would be a farm of miniature animals. And then I would sell mini products from the mini farm. That's what I would do with my gobs of money. I know. Do you want a mini burger? It's like half a slider.

Would you like it? So delicious. Organic, hand fed, you know, little mini cows and many horses and mini horses and mini things like mini and that's what it would be the mini farm and I would have you know my my products from from my mini farm that's what I would do with my gobs of money I wouldn't you know I like it but the uniforms and the bell bottoms and like they had a million photos like we're going up in a space and they're all posing and all I just don't I can't dude I'm not I don't know it's not historic it's not any more historic than like WIC learning how to ring the doggy doorbell

that's historic right But I don't care what rich people do with their money. I just don't act like you're pioneering something when you're not actually pioneering something. That's like my whole gripe. It's just, did you literally send me like a thing? Oh, returning from space. They didn't go to space. I just don't want young girls to watch us and be like, I too want to go up in the sky for five minutes and call myself an astronaut.

That's, I don't know. I don't hate Jeff Bezos either because I have some people like, you just don't like Jeff Bezos. That is a lie. I ordered a bar of Dubai chocolate off of Amazon just to try it. It's really just pistachio and chocolate. It wasn't. I was really underwhelmed. Is it good?

I mean, it was tasty. I was thinking about it. Yeah, it was tasty. I think I'm just going to like do it myself next time. But I wanted to see what it was like before I committed that time. Anyway, long story short, I mean, I totally like Amazon. I have no problem at all. Amazon, I like using Amazon because it prevents me from having to talk to people and leave my

house. I'm not kidding. I just don't like my nightmare as being at the cash register. And it's not because I think I'm better than anybody or I don't like people. I am so awkward when you get me in a small group. It's it's probably a medical condition. I don't even know. I'm not kidding. Like I just cannot function. I'm like, and I just short circuit. Like you ask me what the weather's like. And I'm like, I don't know. What does green taste like? I don't know. It's just weird. So it just helps me. And I like that. And so I don't hate Jeff Bezos. So get off my bat. This was stupid. And I don't like ball bottoms. Why are we making that happen with a uniform? Good grief. All right. I felt like I was watching a bunch of like the weemies all line up and you were like going to pick which one you were going to be.

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First, first and foremost. A Florida man swallowed almost a million dollars worth of jewelry and put it out 12 days later. They were Tiffany and company Tiffany Diamond earrings. We covered the original story. Almost a million dollars. And then now, well, there were earrings and then a ring. So in total, the ring was half a million dollars. and then the diamond earrings were a couple hundred thousand dollars actually several hundred

thousand dollars so it brought it up to just under eight hundred thousand dollars and he police say that this guy jathan gilder his name is jathan was that like jason with a lisp what the hell is your name jathan for jay-a-y-t jayton what in the world is wrong with your parents your mother's stupid uh anyway they it's your dumb mother so they said that he stole these earrings and made a run for it in the ring. They called, police said that they got the call on arm robbery in progress. They did

finally get him because as they approached him and it was all happening pretty quickly, he started putting stuff in his mouth and swallowing it. And he ate the earrings. They got the ring out of him, well, from him before he ate it. But not the earrings. And so they showed them. They got the picture of him.

I'd wear him. Hose him off. Put him in his alcohol. I don't care. Dimes are a girl's best friend. I'd wear it. But I would not, I'd be mad if somebody bought it for it. Do you someone to discount after that? Like, oh, these are poo rings. Here's what's up. This is what happened. We're going to give you 5% off. Like, how would that work? Juan's like showing the x-rays. He's being all scientific and stuff. And we're like, but could you still wear them? Like, would you wear them? I wonder how much of the gold gets digested in your system? Well, I think these are probably platinum. There's probably platinum with that. Well,

I don't know. But yeah, don't eat that stuff. They're still going to get it. I wonder if by law you have to disclose that they've been pooped out. Like if your house is haunted,

like if somebody's killed in your house, you have to disclose it. Do you have to do that with jewelry for your jewelry store? I actually am interested in that. Do you have to... Just fascinating, right? I think I'm better with that

than knowing that it came from off a dead body. Like, I don't know if I could wear earrings pulled right off a dead body. You know, like even if you washed them, it'd be weird. I don't know. I know, wands like Dana. We've been here before.

I know we have... Okay, so can we do the lady with the bones on Florida? Okay, we're going to do that. A Florida woman is accused of selling human bones on Facebook. I am shocked that I didn't buy any of these. I have fake skulls. Just kind of keep them out. It's my everyday decorations.

We have a weird house. She is apparently, like, you can't sell like human bones. We should have all learned this from, you know, the Planned Parenthood stuff. But her name is Kimberly, also a stupid name. K-Y-M-B-E-R-E-E. Just spell it like a. every other woman spells it was charged 52 years old no excuse she was charged

with trading in human tissue she the business is called wicked wonderland they had human remains a clavicle a scapula vertebrae partial human skull for 600 and she was like I didn't know it was illegal to sell human remains so she was arrested she bonded out for under 10k

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Dana Lash with you. We're at the top of this. third hour and you can stream the show, Channel 347, direct TV as well, the radio program, listen across the nation. And of course, you can also find us everywhere. I mean, good heavens. We're on X, Rumble, all of the stuff. So welcome back. Carmelo Anthony was granted house arrest after bond reduction and was released from prison under restrictions yesterday, $250,000. in bond. A lot of just a lot of things are being said by this judge, uh, the judge that, uh, uh, granted this. She's apparently a Republican judge and, uh, wife and mother, SMU law, all this

stuff. I don't think she's an activist judge. But, uh, I don't know why, I don't know if I agree with her reduction. She looked at a million dollar bail and I don't know if it, if it came out that, oh, he doesn't have a record so, or a prior record, you know, other, you know, until he killed, you know, Austin Metcalf, stabbed out, as you know, Carmelo Anthony was the teenager who brought a knife to a track meet, was suspended from school several times prior for bringing a knife to school. They were at a track meet. He went to a different school's tent, and apparently was the aggressor. Everything it read sounds like he was the provocateur in this. And when he was asked to leave, he issued a provocation to Austin Metcalf and gesture to

his bag in which he had his knife and then stabbed him before he stabbed him. So I don't know. I don't know what I think about the reduction. The defense wanted $150,000 bond. She declined. He has an ankle monitor. He's not allowed to leave his house. And I just, I don't agree with her on that. here's what I think about this whole case. I don't think that the issue immediately had to do with race. I don't think that the Carmelo Anthony versus Austin Metcalfe thing was necessarily about race. Nobody knows. You weren't there.

You don't know the history of these two guys. Everybody wants to put their own spin on it. You know, I'm just looking at the story thinking, eh, it doesn't come across as race to me. It comes across as a D-Bag young adult male. Carmelo Anthony is a D-Bag. I don't know how to put it. I don't know. Even if Austin Metcalf was as DBA, I don't know.

Seems like he was raising a pretty hardcore Christian family. You know, both of them were athletes, et cetera. But only one of them had been in trouble with school before because he kept bringing a knife to school, and that was Carmelo Anthony. And then he brought a knife to attract me. I do think, however, now while I don't believe the original tragedy was racially motivated,

I think everything else after has been. Oh, without doubt. Without a doubt. The narrative and everything that has surrounded this story after the murder of Austin Metcalf, I don't think his murder was racially had to do with race. I don't think it was anything to do with race, but I think everything after absolutely unarguably is. So, and that's the way that the family is trying to portray it.

They need it to be seen as that. They're talking about justice for Carmen. Anthony. The family, they've got tons of go fund me's out there. Now, Kyle Rittenhouse, who actually acted in self-defense, he wasn't allowed to have a go-fund me, but hell, Carmelo Anthony, he's, you know, going to go on a murder trial, and he's, you know, he's got a go-fund-mys. The family is going to buy a new house with their money. I don't know. So now he's on house arrest. He has to stay inside his parents' house. We're an ankle monitor. He's got a half a million dollars. in all mine,

donations. The family said that, at first they said the money was going to be used for their son's legal defense, and then it changed like they were going to get a house or something. I don't know. They said they wanted extra safety and so they wanted to move. Defense attorney said the money raised online is not a bond fund. And that the family needs the money because Anthony's dad is currently only from his job. They have to be able to survive, they said.

Okay. Now, he's also trying to say it was self-defense, and this is where the racial spin comes in. The people saying it was in self-defense are trying to make this a racial issue. I think that the people around Carmelo Anthony that are trying to defend this are trying to make it a racial issue, which I think is disturbing and pathetic. It's not a self-defense case. He is the provocateur. And originally, like I said, unless you show me something otherwise, I don't think it was racially motivated. but I think, again, the narrative afterwards absolutely has been.

People are trying to hands up, don't shoot this thing. Okay, well, you can't do that with this case. I mean, he had even admitted it after. He's like, no, it's not alleged. I did it. I think some of this too, some of the rush to defend Carmelo Anthony, I think a lot of it, maybe three quarters of it, is race-based. because I've seen a lot of racial narratives form, the defense of him after.

But I think there's a good quarter of it that is ideological. And here's why I say this. Last night, when I was on Fox, we were talking about, who was it that was talking to? Oh, that stupid Washington Post reporter, we talked about her yesterday. Taylor Lorenz, yeah, who was talking about this Luigi Mangione guy. They look at Luigi Mangione. He's the dude who shot point blank and killed. killed in the back, shot him in the back, that health care executive and right in the middle

of Manhattan, right? On the avenue of America is right in midtown, busiest part of the city. And because he had this like manifesto and was mad about insurance, he is being lionized by the left as this like folk hero because he murdered a father of young children because he was upset about health insurance. Now, I'm pretty sure Luigi Mangione probably has been voting. Democrat. I'm just saying if he had. He wasn't a conservative. He wasn't a full on socialist, but he supported socialist health care. So that, you know, that makes you a socialist in my eyes. He supported socialist health care. He wanted health care reform. So he probably supported Obamacare, which has made it easier for insurance companies to do what they do, as opposed to

making it harder, which was what the pitch was to you back in 2010 when they were promoting all of this Obamacare in the first place. you had the federal government that took health care and made it worse, made it to where companies don't compete, you can't port it across state lines, and you're always going to be tied to an employer for your health insurance, which is one of the stupidest things ever envisioned. But that's what we have. And that was really from one party that tried, that made that happen. And it sounds like this dude didn't object to any of that stuff then, right?

So no, he's not, some people are like, oh, it's Robin Hood. he's like Robin Hood. He's not Robin Hood. Robinhood took people's money that was stolen from them and gave it back to those people that they had the money taken from. That is not the same thing. You illiterate morons. It's not the same thing at all.

But they always, but they celebrate Mangium because of the ideology. The left loves vigilanteism. And they always criticize the right. And they always freak out about the right. whenever you talk about gun rights, they, oh, you're going to be a vigilantee, but look what they do. Chas Chop, that was all vigilanteism. Occupy Wall Street, vigilanteism, BLM, total vigilanteism. Violent vigilanteism.

Luigi Mangiano, I don't even think that's vigilanteism. Vigilanteism suggests that there is an under-served sense of justice, or that there is no justice, or that justice was denied you, and therefore, the only way to obtain it is to act against or, outside of the state procedure. But this guy didn't wrong Luigi Mangione. There was no, there was no association that investigators have proven that they knew each other or that one wronged the other. He's just a, he, he, Louis Jim Mangione is a bratty, entitled, rich as all get out, trust fund socialist. His family is wealthy beyond your wildest imaginations. They are loaded.

He is the type of liberal. I won't say progressive, but he's a liberal. Economically, it seems too, from the stuff that he's posted himself. They are afforded that stupid remedial political ideology because their daddy and mommy's money insulate them from it, from the realities of having to live under their own. their ideology. But it's ideology. They, he's, he looks like he might be one of the left, so it's excused. Same thing with Carmelo Anthony, right? I mean, this might be a case of a, of a school fatality where they can't get to blame it on, you know, a gun lobby or something like that.

So instead, they're, they're celebrating Carmelo Anthony. The left is. So, so much of this is just ideology. Now granted, like I said, there are people trying to make it a race-based issue. A lot of it is ideology, though. Like with George Floyd, a lot of it was ideology, right? I mean, with Mike Brown, it was ideology. I mean, Mike Brown was an absolute thug who was on camera assaulting a store owner. And then that store owner called the cops. The cops, Darren Wilson, just happened to be out, saw the perp, saw a guy a guy matching the description that came over the radio

and when he went to go and talk to the guy and see if it was the same guy, all hell broke loose. Two forensic, independent forensic investigations proved that Brown went for the guy's gun because he had the gunpowder residue on his hand in a way that aligns and supports

the accusation that he had his hand on Darren Wilson's gun. In fact, Wilson said he had his finger in the trigger guard at one point. it's amazing that that Darren Wilson was alive but it doesn't matter what the facts were

he was celebrated because of ideology he was made a martyr a whole story emerged that had nothing to do with the reality I mean the dude was a thug you had people got to remember who the jury was you had a lifetime

progressive prosecutor Bob McCullough who could not get a conviction you had a jury who lived in that area of his peers that Bob McCullough couldn't convict

Wilson. Wilson wasn't convicted by a jury. They all knew the truth. Like George Floyd. George Floyd, he died of a drug overdose. Again, independent forensic investigations, he was not prevented from breathing normally. He had done the whole, I can't breathe multiple times.

He was a drug addict and a petty criminal. So as much as people want to make, that's the truth of it. And that became a race issue and an ideology issue. The left believes they are absolved of violence if it's violence done in pursuit of an end, their end. Same thing with this Carmelo Anthony. I mean, what this kid did, what this 17-year-old young man did was horrible. He has irrevocably changed a family forever.

He has forever damaged the life. of a twin who held his twin brother in his arms as he bled to death. Because he brought a knife to school. Carmelo Anthony is not a hero. He is a devil. I think he should be eligible for the death penalty. And it is a great misfortune that Texas does not have that for 17-year-olds. Because I do believe that some atrocities are just so great that you should not be on this mortal coil anymore.

But state law is what it is. It's unfortunate. And it's also unfortunate that as a society, we can't come together and say, it's wrong to do this to people. This is wrong. I mean, think about it. This is the same left that's keen Tesla's burning down dealerships because they don't like your car. Now it's okay to stab a student at a track meet because you didn't like that he asked you to leave. Does the left feel that they're ever accountable for anything or is that only everybody else who isn't left?

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Guts. What? Brains and guts intact. It's gross. I don't know. It's larva. Fossilized larva. Do we really want this?

They think it's the creature is one of the earliest ancestors of a group known as the arthropods, which include insects, crabs. and lobster. So bugs. So that's all bugs. Okay, I'm not going to eat seafood anymore. I can't. I was already at my limit. Sorry, this is not about me, but it is for a minute. Because those are sea bugs. They're just wet bugs. You know, you've got like bugs and normally people like, no, those are bugs. But okay, well, the lobster and shrimp, those are wet bugs. So is it better because they're wet? I don't know. Anyway, this thing, I'm grossed out now. So grossed out. This is gross. I don't care. It's one of the earliest blabla, blah, blah, orthopods.

Oh, it's an ancient wind of the past? I don't care. Right. What are you going to do? Bring it back. You're going to bring back gross bug meat for everybody? Great. Accordian playing is becoming popular again.

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They do that for your safety. Otherwise, you're dead, and then they got a lawsuit on their hands, and taxpayers have to pay for that. Don't walk up to Buffalo's. Yeah, don't do that either. don't jump in the geysers and just stay the hell away from nature, right? Don't go to the park thinking that you're snow white and you're going to be out there pet and everything out there. It's not happening. They will kill you and you probably deserve it. So just don't do it. A 71 year old was arrested after seven emotional support tigers were found in his house. And this is not even Tiger King. How do you keep seven tigers in your house? Stick with us. We got a lot more on the way. Our partners that help bring you the program, it's our friends over at Super Beach. You guys are very familiar with Superbeats. And You're familiar with the chews, but there's also the SuperBoreen product, which they came out with late last year. Well, last year. And the SuperBoreen, again, same people who make the Super Beats heart chews and the Superbeats powder.

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look in the mirror. AOC. Yay. So smart. First off, the whole 40 whatever counts, those were procedural things related to one little, one little bookkeeping thing. Excuse me. Remember how if you send an email, if you talk to someone, that's a charge, that's a charge, that's a charge. It's all from one thing. There was never, and she's talking about the New York case where the bookkeeping thing, even though it was outside of the statute limitations, even if there was wrongdoing, it was a misdemeanor, an expired misdemeanor even. And in order to elevate that to a felony, they had to pretend that it was in commission of another misdemeanor to elevate it to felony level. And then all of the little procedural stuff around that, that's how they were

able to say, oh, well, it was never, you know, just never, we're not going to disclose it. You just have to know that he did this other crime and then all of these other charges or procedural charges to go along with it. You remember when the jury was instructed because apparently one of the members of the jury was asking what was the nature of the second crime that even though it was also a misdemeanor, what was the nature of this other crime that makes it to where this is a felony and they were told to disregard the nature, just know that it happened. And they never actually,

and none of the charging docs, they never actually articulated what that was. No jail time. They just wanted to be able to say that they got him on something, even though they really didn't. You see what I mean? It's real weird.

So welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you were at the bottom of this third hour. And I have a bunch of weird stuff because it's tax day and I just, I hate this day. It's horrible. Can we talk about this Braves reporter

because Steve is hot on this. So I did not. Whenever Steve gets this excited about something, I'm like, okay, I got to look at this thing. Steve or Kane. I'm like, what are you guys blowing me up over? So let me just give you, here's the headline. Atlanta Braves reporter was slammed for getting a woman's phone number during a broadcast. Wiley Ballard or Willie or Wiley? Wiley. A Braves reporter with the Fandual Sports Network. He was, he celebrated getting her number after on social media. Good for you. But they were mad at him. He was interviewing two women at Toronto Rogers Center this Monday. And his colleagues were like, oh, you got to get this. Go get this girl's number. You

should get her number. And so he did. And he said, okay, they want me to get your number. He's on the, you know, on live air with him. This is how it happened. Watch this. We're having a lot of fun up here up the Corona Rooftop. Who do we got here? What's your name? My name's Lauren. Lawrence. All right. And I'm Kayla. Kayla. And you guys, thank you. out the rooftop lounge often? Once a year I come out to visit. Okay, well we timed it pretty well. All right, good.

How are you guys feeling my route for the Braves today? Oh, I don't know. I'm hoping for the best. What about you? Are you Braves fan now? Not quite. Not quite. All right, I'm gonna go to work up here, guys. Good luck the rest of the way.

Okay, Wiley. You got five innings, four innings to get the numbers. Come on it. Come on it. Get us some more Braves fans. All right, so they want me to get you. your number. I'm dead serious.

They're saying to my ear right. I shouldn't believe it because she thinks you guys are expression of being joking. Even if you guys weren't, I might use that in the future. That's a pretty, actually pretty good move. This is unbelievable.

So the best part of this right now is that while they could totally be faking and this might be the new move, just walk around with a fan dual microphone and an earpiece in and convince fans that they're actually on TV. I should have thought of this years ago. I am speechless.

I got the number one. So now all the feminazis, no, that's actually insulting to Nazis. Oh, man, I really want to go at some of these ladies that you put. Did you put this in here, by the way, Steve? So I'd fight with all these broads all day. I pulled the most one that got the ones that got the most traction I found. So the responses, and it's all kind of, oh, man, Dana, watch your. P's and Q's here. I'm really trying. It's Holy Week. You know, you got church on Sunday. Easter. Jesus resurrection. I mean, oh, okay. So the one chick who's mad, she is, she's not like a randa. We didn't just like pick random broads. She's a CBS sports major league baseball editor. And she goes, this is one of the most wildly inappropriate things I've ever seen. I legitimately can't believe it's real. I can't believe your face is real. And that's what you just put up on social media. But okay, your dog looks like a little fried chicken nugget. So that's okay. I forgive you for that.

on her photo on X. Seriously, it's all the ugly, dumpy broads that get mad. You're mad because Wiley didn't ask you for your number and no man would. Let's be real. If one did, he took it for the team. God bless America. But I'll say what you guys can't. It's all these ugly broads that are mad. And wait, do we got a dude here? Let's see. Oh, we do got a dude. We got a fake feminist dude. Oh, of course he's Dallas Morning News. Let's look at Evan Grant. Evan Grant's superman. mad. Evan Grant describes himself as a Dallas, well, he's a Dallas Morning News Rangers beat writer, and he loves food and baseball and he barbecue. He's just all about life. You know, he's one of those guys that wears his glasses, like right here on his forehead all the time.

Let's listen up then. Yeah, he's got, he's, you know, he's a healthily fed dude. And he said, quote, to yesterday, if a female sideline dugout reporter did this, she'd be a, you know, he's a healthily fed dude. called horrible names and be run out of town. It's just not the same for both sexes. It's not. And that's wrong. Okay. Now, he's not saying now to Evans, let me withhold on Evan here. Evan is not slamming Wiley. He's slamming the double standard. And I do think that he's right. If a woman had done this, she'd probably be called a slut by some people. By the fake trad people online, she totally would be. But if she did it and she was like classy about it, so I asked my husband for his number first. So, okay, you got some ladies like that.

Ain't no problem with it. If she did not live on air, you know, fine. That doesn't make her less of a lady. So, but the women that are mad about it. All right, so Evan, you're cool. You're cool. I like you. Let's look at this.

Somebody else said, oh, can you imagine if the genders had been reversed? There's another one of those. But the woman who's the angriest broads that I'm seeing, yeah, they're the meme come to life. It's their, you know, stop ruining things for pretty people. Just stop. Stop it. Right? Let Wiley get, can I just say Wiley's voices?

Interesting. It's like a Elvis, but like several octaves higher. He's like a lower, like a baritone Mickey Mouse. Does that make sense? Yeah. I just don't understand how, like, okay, so there's a little backlash because this dude did it. And if a woman would have done it, they would have done it. there would have been some backlash.

Is there a scenario where there isn't any backlash? No, because somebody's got a bitch about something. Right. That's what I'm saying. It's like, why are we even playing into this? What are people going to be mad about? If they wake up and they don't have anything to be mad about, then they're going to be mad because they don't have anything to be mad about.

It's like people shoot your shots. Oh my gosh, but this one chick, Kate Feldman. She mostly tweets starring baseball games. I just think there's a way better angle that you could have taken that photo of yourself for your avatar. I'm trying not to be mean, but sometimes the time's call. for it. Leave the pretty girls alone. Leave them alone. Leave the man alone. Right. I mean, no wonder dudes don't want to ask chicks to out. Let me tell you, dude, if you're a dude and you're a classy gent and you

ask a woman out and there's a feminazi rage against you, you just holler at me on social media and I'll take care of it. I feel like I got to go out there and protect my brothers in America. You know what I mean? We do need you. Like, you know, dudes, you need to, women, the right women, I do not like weak men. I don't like pansy men. I don't like men who are not aggressive. I can handle myself if I'm in like, I always get people like, oh, if you're in a boardroom situation, a good old boys. No, I'm a bigger good old boy than most of the men that would be considered good old boys.

And King probably attest to that. I'm nodding my head. And all of my girlfriends, like the women that I speak with and the women that I grew up with are like that. It's the women like these new. women I don't like. You know, like they have that stupid third, fourth wave attitude. And I feel

so bad for guys who were just trying to get out there and date and have a social life. And they got to worry about these ugly lunch boxes out there, raining all over there, getting your number parade. Just stop. Just so mean. Are people being mean to Wiley, Steve?

Oh, I mean, I have a lot of friends. So I did journalism school in Philadelphia. And I have a lot of my friends that I did it with, the female ones that are not happy about this. Why? Because they want to... They just think, if the shoe was on the other foot,

the shoe would, call it a creep bubble. So wait a minute, wait a minute. So it's not that they're against him doing it, except for that one lunchbox who is. But they're like, the double standard isn't fair.

Correct. I get that. Okay, I think there's something to it. I think that's a fair. That's a fair thing. So they're not slamming on their... So what the ladies are doing is they're going, why can't we do it too?

Okay, all right, I like that. I like that. I can work with that. I think it's the difference between the types of feminism that you talk about because you can definitely criticize the double standard. But then there are some people who are just like every ounce of this is inappropriate. Like just who cares? Like, relax. Don't be so tight about it.

Yeah, it's not inappropriate. You're at a ballpark with a beer. Shut up. Yeah, it's not inappropriate for crying out loud. It's not like you're, you know, in church, in the pew. And, you know, he's leaning over going, pst, hey, cutie, can I get your, can I get your digits? It's not like he's doing that. You know what I'm saying?

Like there's, he's at a ballpark. Y'all got beer. It's fun. Like, chill. Ladies, chill. But I love the women who are mad because they can't do that and they would get criticized. I do think that there is something to that. I took my cues from the woman that was being asked her number.

Yeah. She wasn't out there. She wasn't offended or anything like that. She was actually playing along with that. But see, that's what the lunchboxes do. The lunch boxes, because they will never find themselves in a situation like this, they've got to be offended for the good-looking women because they will never be in that position, so they're going to try to get attention for themselves by feigning offense.

Men disregard the lunchboxes. Okay, you got to pass. You got a lady pass. Disregard them lunch boxes. I feel so bad for dudes. You know, I would, oh, I'm telling you, every, this is why also, guys, you need to have some good female friends. And I tell my sons this.

I'm like, not every woman is a romantic thing. You've got always got to make sure that you've got good, they have friends that are chicks. because they are a great, what am I thinking of wingman? They're a great wingman. They can be your goose. You know what I'm saying? Like when you go out and you deal with these situations, they can run defense for you. So just, you know, keep that out there.

So good on Wiley for doing that and getting, and you know what? And his colleagues that encouraged him because, you know, he kept really talking to that one girl. All right, I got a couple of other things here. Oh, I do have an update, real quick. I do have an update on the Dotson. Do you guys hear about this? I think I wanted, I think Wic needs a Dotson, my rescue dog. He needs a Dachs, a Dotson puppy.

Wait a minute. Yeah. This is you wanting another dog. No, no, no, no. No. It's for Wick. Wick is, has a lot of energy and he needs a puppy friend, but he needs somebody that has attitude. But I don't want anything bigger than him.

he's pretty big. Wait, is Chris falling for this angle that you're taking? I'm just, I actually I'm pretty reliably informed that he's in the car right now and not listening, so, no. And none of you snitches get stitches. None of you tell anything. So anyway, so

Valerie, you guys know Valerie, the miniature dots in the Australian outback, Kane? So this little Dotson went on Kangaroo Island. We told you this, what, last week or two weeks ago, with its owners, got lost, ran away. And they've been spotting this dog on wildlife cameras for 16 months. This dog has

stayed alive in the wild. They've been trying to chase this dog down. This dog is so clever. For 16 months. For 16 months, they keep seeing this little goofy dog, little sausage dog running out and they have no idea how this dog. Somebody said, I think it's eating cats. Can Dotson? I don't really terrified to ask this. Can they do that? I thought they'd eat rats or like little moles or something. Like they seem like a smaller breed of dog that would probably dig up moles or something. So they think that it's like, and kangaroo island is like pretty remote. And they're like, there's a rue carcass on the side of the road near the turnoff to one of the kangaroo islands.

Many excellent cellar doors. Black Ravens lift sullenly from their feast as car speed past. Some think this sort of roadkill is how Valerie, the miniature Dotson that's been missing for more than 500 days, has survived since running away from her owners. But then you have these people saying, oh, she's going to be feral by the time they get her back. She's going to have to be euthanized. So as a person volunteering to be euthanized. I don't know. I really want this dog to be alive and to be to make it.

The American Kennel Club says, you know, they're an independent hunter of dangerous prey. But it's kind of wild that this dog has lived for that long where you've got all the dingoes and snakes and spiders. and all this stuff. But they're still trying to get her. They're closing in. So they think that's Valerie the dots and lost in the Australian outback. And that's a picture of her on a wildlife came in the wild. Like in a prairie.

Like a prairie area. How cute she is. I could catch this dog. I could totally catch this dog. I'd run this dog down in the bush. I could catch a dog. I would say leave it alone. No, no, no.

Leave the dog alone. But I think that she wants to get away from her owners because they dressed her up in outfits. Okay, I'm being told that we got to go. Your body is a powerhouse. It heals, it builds, it keeps you moving. But as you age, those natural processes slow down. And that's where ancient nutrition's collagen comes in.

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