The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - How the SPLC Funneled Money to the KKK And Joe Biden | Political Commentary

Episode Date: April 22, 2026

The Leftist NGO, “Southern Poverty Law Center” is charged by the FBI with allegations of fraud including helping coordinate groups like the “Unite The Right” in Charlottesville. Dana shares co...mmentary on how Democrats have used the SPLC to go after conservatives and push Joe Biden to run in 2020. Sunny Hostin from The View claims the amount of money spent on the Iran War is more money than this country has spent since World War II. Virginia passes their political redistricting map completely overhauling Congressional representation to favor Democrats. Will it be challenged in the courts? Two white women who opened a Portland burrito pop-up truck were forced to close after cultural appropriation accusations.Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Fresh Pressed Olive Oilhttps://DanaLovesOliveOil.comTry it now and get a full-size $49 bottle of Fresh Pressed Olive Oil for FREE just $1 shipping with no commitment—Claim yours today.Pocket HoseText DANA to 64000For a limited time, get two free gifts—a 360° rotating pocket pivot and thumb drive nozzle when you buy a new Pocket Hose Ballistic; just text DANA to 64000, message and data rates may apply.Byrnahttps://Byrna.com/DanaTrusted by law enforcement, security professionals, and everyday Americans—defend yourself and your family with Byrna.PreBornhttps://www.PreBorn.com/Dana or #250 AND SAY “BABY”Help Preborn Fund 1,000 ultrasounds by Mother’s Day, and protect mothers and babies in crisis. Give securely today.Laundry Saucehttps://LaundrySauce.com/DanaPremium, fine-fragrance laundry pods that make laundry day your favorite day of the week — find your favorite and save 20% with code DANA.Ghost Bedhttps://GhostBed.com/DANAGhostBed has the cooling luxury mattress you need for deep sleep use code DANA for the lowest prices of the season + an extra 10% off sitewide.HumanNhttps://Humann.com/DanaSupport your heart health with SuperBeets Heart Chews Zero Sugar now Buy 2 get 1 Free. Visit today to learn how to get a Free 30-day supply. Ask ChapterDial #250 and say “My Medicare” Chapter can help you take control of your Medicare. Relief Factorhttps://www.ReliefFactor.comDeclare your independence from pain with Relief Factor—start the 3-Week QuickStart for just $19.95. Noble Goldhttps://NobleGoldInvestments.com/DanaSchedule a FREE gold strategy session now and stay ahead of the curve.Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite

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Starting point is 00:00:01 This Southern Poverty Law Center stuff is insane. I, I, that's a color revolution. That's, that's a, that's what the Soviets did. That's what they, the Soviets did in post-Soviet states, like back in like what the late 90s or the aughts. Yeah. Right? Thoughts. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:28 That's, they had the, uh, it was seen that, like the Rose Revolution in Georgia. that was 2003. So, yeah, they're, it's kind of like a color revolution. And Democrats are, they're circling the wagons. And they've been lying about this indictment that came out. Excuse me. They've been lying about this indictment, 11 counts, wire fraud, money laundering, false statements made to a federally insured bank.
Starting point is 00:00:59 I mean, it's because if you read the indictment, they were trying to move money around in these little shell accounts and everything so they could hide the fact that they were paying these people to go and agitate, to go and be violent, that unite the right rally in Charlottesville, South Carolina, they gave one guy a million dollars, another person who was married to a grand cyclops got thousands of dollars. I mean, some of these people, they were getting like a lot of cash. but informants that's how they were trying to structure it if you notice that's how they were trying to say it informants oh well we were using informants they were saying to protect themselves but they were doing this
Starting point is 00:01:41 for quite a long time that it's not that's not what how informants work this is audio cut 26 the southern poverty law center's interim president listen to how they structure this defense oh it's informants They're using informants just to protect ourselves. Listen to this. This use of informants was necessary because we are no stranger to threats of violence. In 1983, our offices were firebombed. And in the years since, there have been countless credible threats against our staff. No, there haven't been.
Starting point is 00:02:16 For decades, we engaged in unprecedented litigation to the snapper of the claim. So that's not at all remotely. Remember, they had one thing in 1983 that they have been dining out on forever. And I think the dude was a leftist, personally. I feel like that was contrived. You can't tell me that that wasn't because they started fundraising tons off after that happened. And Kane noted, too, how much money, Kane, did they pull in after the Unite the Right thing? Oh, man, they, let's see, the United Right leader got paid $270,000.
Starting point is 00:02:48 But think about the revenue. How much revenue? Yeah, did that organization bring in. The revenue before Charlottesville, they were bringing in 51 million-ish in that range. SPLC revenue after this made-up hoax of Charlottesville, 133 million. So almost three times more revenue than prior to this hoax at Charlottesville. So they paid a little bit of money to foment violence so that they could raise more money off of it. That's ultimately what they did.
Starting point is 00:03:19 That is insane. That's so insane to me. But that's what Southern Poverty Law Center did. They're indicted for pain people to agitate. This is how USA Today defended them. The Southern Poverty Law Center was indicted for pain sources to infiltrate hate groups. A tactic federal agencies have used for decades. Okay, they're not a law enforcement agency.
Starting point is 00:03:42 They don't infiltrate. Yeah, and the fact that law enforcement agencies have before used informants while they are investigating crimes is a false acquitted. That is stupid. They literally paid someone to organize transportation for Unite the Right rally and to write social and they supervise social media posting, super racist stuff that they posted online. That's not being an informant. That's not informing. That's organizing.
Starting point is 00:04:18 That is executing. That is planning. That is not what the hell are they informed? on? Who are they informing on? That's not informing. And furthermore, they have zero legal jurisdiction to do this. They don't have a legal jurisdiction to go out and carry out a criminal investigation. And sorry, but you don't need an informant to go, oh, the clan might be bad. Guess we had to have an informant to say that neo-Nazism is bad. The clan's bad. Yeah, we got a had to informant, that's not what any of this is.
Starting point is 00:04:55 They literally paid people to plan and execute a violent rally. And they paid and supervised people to make racist posts online. Oh, I can't wait to see some of that stuff come out. And then here's the thing. They have used Charlottesville for how many years now since it happened? as the cry. I mean, let's just play a couple things. Let's just look.
Starting point is 00:05:30 First off, let's look a flashback to Joe Biden cut one. Listen to this. Remember this? Oh, yeah. To choose love over hate, unity over disunion, progress over retreat, stand up against the poison of white supremacists I did my inaugural address to a single out.
Starting point is 00:05:53 as the most dangerous terrorist threat to our homeland. Oh, most dangerous terrorist threat to the homeland. Remember what he said about Charlottesville, by the way? This is cut three. He specifically said this about Charlottesville. Watch. When I spoke to the mom who lost her daughter, it's a consequence of those neo-Nazis
Starting point is 00:06:15 and white supremacists come out of fields in America with torches, carrying Nazi banners, singing the same sick anti-Semitic bile that was sung in Germany in the 30s. And when her daughter was killed, they first went to the then-President Trump and said, what do you think? He said, they're very fine people on both sides.
Starting point is 00:06:39 I knew then. I knew how to do something. And that's how I decided to run. Yeah. He used that as the basis for running. He used it as the basis for running. He said, things like this cut too. I mean, add nauseam after this. Watch.
Starting point is 00:06:58 I've said it before and all my colleagues here know it. According to the United States intelligence community, domestic terrorism from white supremacist is the most lethal terrorist threat in the homeland. To that end, our administration is carrying out the first ever comprehensive effort to tackle the threat. It's passed by domestic, closed by domestic terrorism. including white supremacy. Democrats in Congress have used the Southern Poverty Law Center hate map, repeatedly in hearings,
Starting point is 00:07:31 to note what they said is the rise of hate groups after Charlottesville. Repeatedly. Eric Swalwell was one of them, by the way. I don't know if you remember that. Remember, too, they also, Southern Poverty Law Center was involved in the Cinas v. Kessler suit. This is from 2021, went after the organizers of the rally,
Starting point is 00:07:55 that Southern Poverty Law Center was paying. That's not being an informant. That is you trying to stage a color revolution. That's not what informed me. That's not at all what that is. This was used over and over again. Listen to this. Todd Blanche lays it out, acting Attorney General cut six.
Starting point is 00:08:21 What about Charlottesville? in the Charlottesville unite the right rally? Were they involved in that? Yes. So what we allege in the indictment and what the grand jury found is that one of the individuals that they paid was one of the folks who helped organize that terrible event.
Starting point is 00:08:37 And so imagine what we're talking about, Laura, we're talking about an organization that actively came out and just screamed it from the top of their lungs. Now, they were paying people while they were also claiming to fight the thing that they were actually pain. But now remember what I told you in the first hour.
Starting point is 00:08:55 And if you are a subscriber to my newsletter over a chapter and verse, you got this. Remember, there was an investigation that predates Trump's term that was looking into Southern Poverty Law Center. And Biden ended it. He stopped the entire, he stopped the whole thing. Listen to this. This is Blanche explaining this, cut five. No, I can't talk about that. But it's been going on for a long time.
Starting point is 00:09:23 There was a time that it was shut down for a while during the last administration. I don't know why. And it was started again over the past year or so, and that brings us to today. I'm sorry, you mean the investigation began before this administration and then was shut down during the Biden administration? That's my understanding. I don't have information beyond what I just said around that. Yeah, so the Biden administration had actually shut down the investigation. I wonder how many of these hate groups were able to continue
Starting point is 00:09:59 because of the money that they were getting from this. Remember, too, Carol Markowitz wrote about this. She said that in 2022, Southern Poverty Law Center worked with PayPal to decide which extreme groups to remove from PayPal service while actually funding those very groups. They were trying to keep their industry going because there wasn't enough hate, so they had to create it and pay people to do it.
Starting point is 00:10:31 I mean, I am, you guys remember all this. You remember the whole very fine people op, which is not what Trump was saying. They went at this for how long? They staged entire campaigns on this. This was an op that they pulled on you. They bankrolled extremist groups that had no money
Starting point is 00:10:56 so that they could, use that as evidence of, well, this is why we have to exist. Because look at all of this hate. And it gave Democrats all of this narrative ammunition. They literally have the ability, Southern Poverty Law Center, just as a testament to how powerful with all their money they've been able to glean from people. They have been able to get federal government agencies
Starting point is 00:11:24 to go after people. They've been involved in censorship. this is insane I mean I where does it even go millions and millions of dollars that they paid to these people
Starting point is 00:11:41 so this is a big O NGO using it I mean actually paying to stage hate crimes you know what's even worse I'm almost speechless what's even worse is obviously the money is a bad thing but I think it swayed a lot of people's vote as well all of this false narrative
Starting point is 00:11:57 of this white supremacy hate that's like the most like what Biden just said there the what would he say the most lethal threat to the what by the way you know that audio sound bite that we played of Biden do you know where that was where Gettysburg oh you got to be kidding he literally was on he was at Gettysburg right before the election in 2020 and that's where he gave that speech about unite the right they fund they raised millions of dollars off of that Democrats did so think about it the Patriot front I think we here we thought it was feds this whole time It's the damn Southern Poverty Law Center.
Starting point is 00:12:34 We thought it was feds. Well, it's probably both. They're probably the same, one and the same. This is, this is, yeah, this, there is no excuse for it. They said this was one of the organizations that went after me for supporting gun rights. They listed Turning Point USA as a hate group. You can't tell me that didn't factor in, just like how Family Research Council narrowly escaped, a mass assassination attempt because of Southern Poverty Law Center's maps.
Starting point is 00:13:05 And for them to say, well, these indictments are baseless and illegitimate, that is, that is an absolute perfidious lie. It's an absolute lie. There was a grand jury impaneled. They looked at all of the evidence. They listened to witness testimony. And they still determined that there was an indictment based on probable cause, and they issued it. So you can't say that's illegitimate unless you want to throw out all of Western jurisprudence. And by all means, if you want to throw out Western jurisprudence, that means maybe we can have a little martial law. And the ammo's on my side for that, so you definitely don't want that. People with the biggest and most guns win.
Starting point is 00:13:52 That'll be me. So that's a, that's literally the opposite of illegitimate is the way that they went about this, a grand jury indictment. They weren't playing with this. Now you can see why Biden was trying to stop that investigation, can't you? Because he would not have been able, the jig would have been up, he wouldn't have been able to fundraise off of it. The party wouldn't have been able to fundraise off of it. That's the whole reason they did it. And they're all culpable.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Notice how similar this is to what Fusion GPS did with Trump during 2016. They laundered, discredited gossip through the press and then used the stories that were written by journalists on their payroll to try to substantiate wiretaps and surveillance on private citizens because they weren't voting the way that Democrats wanted them to vote. This is what the left does. So if you're talking about not supporting Republicans in the midterm election because you're mad over Trump's war with Iran, you're signing up for more of this. And you deserve all the hell that comes with it. Partners that help bring you the program. It's the folks over at Relief Factor. If you want to have alleviation relief from everyday aches and pains, relief factor and their three weeks, a quick start is something that you need to try.
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Starting point is 00:16:19 how hard the left is going in trying to delegitimize it and dismiss it. It is truly something. It really is. So, and, you know, going through the history of it, as I said, this is so, part for the course, I guess is the term I'll use for the left to do this stuff. This is what they have done forever. This is what they have done forever. going back to
Starting point is 00:16:52 oh my gosh I had a weather underground where that was in the 60s and those were those violent hippies you know and Bill Ayers Bernardine Dorne they were two of the more prominent members of the group
Starting point is 00:17:08 and Barack Obama if you remember when he was running for Senate or not even for Senate this is state he launched his political career and Bill Ayers' his living room is Bill Ayers is living room. And they had a group that actually bombed things. They were bombing people. There were fatalities. And some of them went to jail. And those who didn't go to jail,
Starting point is 00:17:34 go and do whatever progressive terror, every progressive terrorist does. And they went and they became professors, cane college professors. Yeah. That's what they did. So, you know, that's, to go and radicalize the next generation. And people forgot about how violent and lefty they were. But they had a huge network of communists in Chicago that funded all of it. That was one of the things that came out and some of the investigations into that group. This has always been manufactured. The left, this is what gets me about Southern Poverty Law Center.
Starting point is 00:18:14 This was a group that was created, you know, post, Jim Crow, et cetera, to fight against injustice, and then they got super left and went crazy. Actually, they were kind of always sort of leftist. Let's be real. In layman's terms. I'm not going to sit here and debate the creation of it. But my point in talking about it is they say that they are needed and that their means justify the ends because there's so much racism and bigotry and violence.
Starting point is 00:18:46 But yet they're able to break in millions of people. of dollars and donations off of this. So the country must not be that, must not be that racist that they're getting so much money that they literally then can go and pay to create the thing that they claim to fight against. That's God's honest truth. They were really trying to get ahead of this. Well, we just, you know, we really need. We were doing this to protect ourselves. But none of, like I said, the indictment doesn't support that. Listen to this. This is Ms. Now. Sounds like a menopausal vaccine. This is cut nine.
Starting point is 00:19:25 I don't know who this dude is, but listen to this false equivalence. Wow. This is one of the rare cases where one of these political prosecutions might have some legs, unfortunately. It is. They've gone after the Southern Poverty Law Center, but not the KKK. They've gone after the people
Starting point is 00:19:40 go to the civil rights organizations, but not the actual extremists. They just freed the proud boys. What do you expect to do? You're right, Michael. Excuse me. I forgot who we're dealing with. Thank you. They're on the side of the extreme. No, they're on the side of racist and people who are undermined the very principles of the country. He was one of those, he was used to be the RNC chair back like in 2010 and he and I never really got along. And what was his famous saying when they go low?
Starting point is 00:20:05 Kick them. Oh, was that what he said? He didn't even say we go lower. No. Lame. What a missed opportunity. Lame. So lame.
Starting point is 00:20:13 But apparently there wasn't, wasn't that much that they were able to get all this stuff up on it. No, they paid the KKK. Oh, Lord put a hand over my mouth. Oh, they paid the KKK. What is he talking about? They're going after the Southern Poverty Law Center, but not the KKK. Well, actually, historically, they had. There have been people who've been put into jail.
Starting point is 00:20:38 You had a whole gun rights organization that was created to oppose it, by the way, you idiot. But Southern Poverty Law Center was literally paying Ku Klux Klan members. How do I know? I read. Do people not even, do their producers not even like prep them to that degree? Apparently not. So stupid. They paid. I mean, you can go and read. Like I said, I have the indictment linked on substack. You can go and read it. I mean, they, they funded them.
Starting point is 00:21:15 One of their informants literally was married to, what is it the, some deputy cyclops, whatever. What the hell is that? It sounds like a really bad Warhammer League. It's a true story. I was reading some of this. Yeah, they paid a number of Klan members. So yeah, there you have it. That's a big deal.
Starting point is 00:21:45 So they announced this 11-count indictment. And the fact that they created all of these shell companies to hide this stuff is, I mean, they were obviously, they were up to no good. wire fraud. They were saying that we wanted to dismantle white supremacy, but then they funded all of these white extremist supremacy groups, right? I mean, this started in the 80s. They were doing this as far back as the 80s. Millions of dollars that they've been funneling to these people.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Millions of, okay, so here's the, this, it's on page four. And it gets into this person was married to, oh, oh, it's not a deputy cyclopsin, an exultive. Exalted Cyclops. What the hell is that? Let's look. It sounds more important than a deputy. We're going to look it up right now. Exalted.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Oh, so it's a local chapter or clever. Avern? Oh, I didn't know. Okay. So this is the recruiter. Exalted Cyclops, sometimes called a grand cyclops. Why is Cyclops, though? I got of all the animals.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Like, why not a peccasus? Cyclops. It's like, one-eyed, yeah, a one-eyed, cornedly creature. Why not like a Pegasus? Pegasus look like they have fun. It's like the narwhal of the sky. Is that supposed to be like the Illuminati one-eye?
Starting point is 00:23:04 I don't know. I don't know what these. You're talking, I mean, have you seen some of them? I know. It's crazy. Yeah, one, this was page four, page eight, it touches on it again. There's another one who pops up in page eight.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Yeah, they, they paid them. This is like a day. Dave Chappelle Skitt. They paid them. So you're telling me that basically if Southern Poverty Law Center had not been paying these groups to do the racisms, then they wouldn't have had, they wouldn't have anything to protest against. They have nothing to justify their existence if they don't create the problem. Yeah, apparently, apparently so. Now, did you hear, let me pull this up. Did you hear about this, um, where is this at? I have. have this down here. Do you guys hear about that show that what's her face? Let me pull this. Jessica
Starting point is 00:24:01 I thought I linked this on my show sheet, but I guess I didn't. Jessica Chastain, she's a big gun control person. She's supposed to go online and look at, oh, the savant. She's an undercover investigator who infiltrates online hack grips and extremist top forums. Now remember, they were going to release this last year because it was apparently loosely based on like, Charlie Kirk stuff. And then after he was murdered by a leftist that probably would really love that show, they decided, maybe we shouldn't, maybe we should, let's ixenay on the, oh, she. And they decided not to run it. Well, now apparently they're going to release it. They are going to, at some point, release it again. And I think that they need to redo the whole thing to include this little fun nugget,
Starting point is 00:24:49 don't you think? Do you think that the savant is going to, and it's based on a 2019 Cosmo story. Do you think that the savant is actually going to touch on how the Southern Poverty Law Center paid everything? Probably not. Probably not. Yeah. So it's going to be on Apple TV.
Starting point is 00:25:09 It's the savant because it was going to come out right after Kirk was killed. And she apparently, her character is like this big warrior online and she infiltrates these scripts can for what purpose, I don't know. and they make it out like it's all righty groups. But here again, I think they need to go back and revisit this because here you have Southern Poverty Law Center doing this very, just doing this very thing that they're accused of,
Starting point is 00:25:38 that they accuse other people of doing, yes. So they really need to go back and rewrite the savant, I think, at this point. This is so insane. All of this is crazy. Now, we're going to come back to this because we also have with Iran, the latest with Iran. Trump extended, although apparently it's going to be a very short extension. The ceasefire that Iran already busted up. I don't know if you guys saw, they already broke that ceasefire. And yeah, it's not going. This is just, this is so goofy. Wall Street Journal had this story about how Iran fired on three ships, escorting two to its coast.
Starting point is 00:26:21 and they said, well, the aerial war, there is no aerial war between the U.S. and Iran. We completely dominate the skies. It's called air supremacy. We wouldn't be bringing our B-52s over there without it. But Iran attacked three ships in the strait escorted two of them to Iranian waters. So there's no ceasefire as far as I'm going to, any time they fire on their ship, I think we blow up like ten things of theirs. Exactly. I would tell all the people go and seek shelter because we're going to blank, blank up.
Starting point is 00:26:50 So it's going to happen. So done with it. done with it. So we'll see where this goes because there's not going to be, this is not going to end unless they're just entirely obliterated. The entire regime needs to be smushed into red paste on the floor. That's the only way that this is going to work. That's the only way. They fired on three ships, so Trump is postponed further discussion, but we're supposed to have, I mean, it's not a ceasefire if only one party abides by it. Their whole thing with the straight has backfired to the degree. And it is embarrassing now to watch them try to save face. They, I mean, again, they,
Starting point is 00:27:29 as Wall Street Journal reported right in that commercial shipping, they began their, an Iranian gunboat fired on a container ship. It was northeast of Oman. A second vessel also reported being fired upon. And then the IRGC fired on a third ship, all within hours of each other. So it's still on. And all the attacks were confirmed by numerous outside organizations. although I don't, I think that there's still some debate as to whether or not Iran did seize two vessels as it said it did. But still, that raises questions. So the, remember the VP was supposed to be there yesterday, didn't happen. All the IRGC has at this point are these little flotillas of gunboats.
Starting point is 00:28:14 That's it. So I think if we see them, we shoot them. You see a gunboat, you sink a gunboat. That's what I think. I wish that order would be given. Should be like the drug boat protocol. The drug boat. Release all the drones.
Starting point is 00:28:31 I just... Sidebar. You know how we had this story about gamers being recruited to help the FAA with air traffic control? And they had over 12,000 applications in a single day. I actually would maybe legit leave radio
Starting point is 00:28:47 to be a drone operator blown up baddies. I mean, that is legit the dream job. What are you shaking your head for? I mean, is that legal? It sounds so much fun like it should be illegal. No, it should, nothing that fun should be illegal. Can you imagine?
Starting point is 00:29:04 Gamers say, hey, gamers, let's go look at our drone warfare. Oh, my gosh. Because think about it. I mean, the hand-eye coordination, the fun, and you could level up. Oh, man, if you actually established it like that, you would not be able to contain the amount of people who would apply for it. And it's all in defense of the U.S. of A, man, you know, everybody's a drone operator. Oh my gosh, that's the American dream. You know, yes, also the land and the animals and the picket fence and all that, but also being able to man a drone
Starting point is 00:29:35 and blow up your enemies and make their comrades lament and gnash their teeth. That's, you know, to hear the lamentations of the tribal comrades, that's the dream, you know. We have more to get into, including how the left used this manufactured chaos from the Southern Poverty Law Center to hound Trump's entire first term, establish the false narrative of this rise in white supremacy, and then use it as the narrative to establish and to go after every single campaign from there on out. I mean, think about all this. They were using this as part of impeachment, everything. So we're going to touch on that as well.
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Starting point is 00:32:50 Welcome back to the show. Daniel Lash with you, top of the second hour. You guys want to see an example of girl math? Do we have to? Yeah, we do. This is some girl math. Watch. You know, I just read that this war is estimated to have already cost us $50 billion.
Starting point is 00:33:10 $50 billion, which is more money. than this country has spent since World War II. No, it's not. I'm just going to say things. It's all the monies ever. I bet she's the same person who's like, I spent a lot of money on this thing because it was on sale. And I wanted to save money.
Starting point is 00:33:27 So I saved money by buying this. I mean, I could have saved by not buying it. But I saved money anyway because I didn't pay this much. I paid this much. Same thing. She then says, I haven't spent this much money since the 1900s? Like, I mean, come on. This is more money than we've spent.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Actually, this is not even true. It's more money than this country spent since we're. It's so not even true. No. I mean, basically, it's about not even the cost of an early layering center every day. That's a great point, actually. Early layering centers got more than this is per day. Like a lot more.
Starting point is 00:34:08 We're still going through it. That's it. I mean, but people are like, oh, it's so much more expensive now. Gee, it couldn't be because things are more expensive now, could it? No, I think they said that really, in order for her to be accurate, I think it's like $4 trillion, we would have to have already spent $4 trillion in Iran, and that is not even remotely accurate. That's what I'm saying, that's some girl math. I just, what you did, what you just heard is the verbal equivalent of watching. a female driver try to parallel park. I'm an exception. I am an Olympic level parallel parker.
Starting point is 00:34:50 I can parallel park literally anything in two moves. Anything. Anything. But if you ask me, Dana, can you pull into a regular parking spot? No. Dana cannot regularly park a car. I don't know what it is. When I approach it, I'm like, oh! I just, I want to hit, everybody's car. I don't know. I have to back into things. And then all my friends are like, why are you always backing into every spot? Well, A, fast getaway. If I don't want to talk to anyone anymore, I can immediately get my car and go away. And also, because I just, I don't know what it is. Something about me, I turn into the shape sorter meme. Whenever, I cannot, I don't care. I can hear the men going. I hear the men in my mind out there in radio lane going, but there's cameras on most
Starting point is 00:35:42 cars, Dana, doesn't mean anything to me. I see them with my eyeballs. And my brain's like, screw that. Those are lies. And I just can't do it. I cannot. Parall park, though, my husband and I will literally change seats if he's driving. Regular park, I literally have to be like, Chris, can you park my car? It's so bad. I don't know what it is, ladies. I don't know. Anyway, long story short, I felt like I was watching a regular basic B try to parallel park a car hearing her talk about that. It's not even remotely close. You're talking about $4 trillion. This is so dumb.
Starting point is 00:36:22 It's this girl math. I mean, they're not hired there to be, it's not a brain trust or anything, okay? That's not where you're going to go to solve the most important issues of the day. That's like bathroom listening. That's what the view is, right? It's what it is. I don't know how else to put it. I don't know who the hell watches that show.
Starting point is 00:36:41 I've never understood that. What is that audience? What is that audience? Hang on. I'm fascinated by this. It's like a roar shock test. Like the people who watch true crime and then the people who watch like reality housewife TV
Starting point is 00:36:54 and the people who watch the dating shows, which I've never been able to understand that. I truly think it's like on the background when people are like cleaning the house or doing other stuff. Like I can't imagine them actually paying attention to this and not changing the channel. It's tough to believe that.
Starting point is 00:37:09 They get a fraction of what we get every day for an audience, which is funny. But yeah, I don't know. Their target audience apparently are women between 25 and 54. Yeah. They're going to be the chicks who have the pronouns on their social media profiles. She her. Shut up. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:37:37 So that's, again, not a brain trust over there. They're really not a brain trust. It's just, it's really not. So that's not even where, you know, that's not even where it's going. I also saw this soundbite too, Scott Bessent. He just smacked the ever-loving Hades out of Chris Coons. No, not physically this time, verbally. Because he was going with the talking point that Iran raked in 14 billion in sanctions relief.
Starting point is 00:38:08 And he was like, that's actually a myth. Yeah, listen to this. This is good. You spoke compellingly about an interest in making the IRS easier to access more efficient. Yet you shut down the direct file program. That is a mean. I was very disappointed by that. Look at it.
Starting point is 00:38:24 More than 300,000 taxpayers used it last year. It is a quick, free U.S. government provided way to file taxes. The average American who has simple tax filing spends $270 and 13 hours filing their taxes. For paid services, direct file saved the average. participant 160 bucks, 90% rated it favorably. This is hysterical. And the alternatives are run by for-profit tax prep companies designed to steer filers towards paid alternatives.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Ask your question. Why did you shut down direct file when it was free and easy to use? Well, it wasn't free. And the direct file was free to tax. No, this is not the IRS thing. No, we're not talking about this. Wrong sound bite here. No, I'm talking about literally, I'm talking about DNC talking points at Iran.
Starting point is 00:39:13 ranked in 14 billion. We're not talking about IRS tax return funding. But yeah, that his face, that was pretty interesting there. He had this thing where he told Chris Coons, $14 billion is a myth. And unfortunately, a DNC talking point that I've been subjected to many, many times. Because Chris Coons was arguing that Iran raked in, you know, because Trump's been doing this, he's raked in all, they've raked in all the sanctions relief. And that's not remotely accurate. That's a completely fabricated talking point that, again, from the left to try to undermine this, to try to undermine all of this. So that's, I really like Bessence. I liked his response to that, but we were talking specifically about Iran, not IRS.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Yeah, we have that. And it's actually right here. In the first 10 seconds, he says it after Chris Kuhn's question here. So we, I mean, and that's, you're seeing this. The left wants this to be unsubes. successful. They need this to be unsuccessful. They're putting a lot on this. They had a really good night with redistricting. This is something. They, uh, yeah, no, I mean, for them anyway, I don't know how this is going to work, but, um, Virginia is really, what did they do? I feel like using the voice
Starting point is 00:40:36 that I use when my pups do something naughty. I'm like, what did you guys do? and they are they what did you do so they're going to have more representation in virginia the way that they are redistricting this is insane to me now Lorraine made the point and I thought it was a legitimate point that Texas remember the Department of Justice had issued an edict to Texas we had some districts that were the majority minority and the way that our districts were drawn were absolutely stupid. And we had to fix that. That was we had that was something that we had to do. But I mean, I don't think that this is over necessarily, but the courts are probably going to get involved in this, but the gerrymandering that they carried out, very slim margin, I should add,
Starting point is 00:41:30 very slim margin. You're looking at, how do you describe this map? It is Fubbard. They actually had a very fair map. They had a very fair map. They actually had a commission that they had established of voters to draw what was assessed as the fairest map in the nation. And Democrats did not like that it was fair. They did not like the fairness. They wanted unfair. So they turned out and they voted. Democrats actually ignored the order on this, by the way. This is, I mean, it was an actual law to stop exactly what they tried to do. Democrats just ignored it. But, I mean, really, you've had, this is why it was really also equally important for Trump to do what he did with the judiciary in his first term, because you're seeing the fruits of some of that now, although not really in this district.
Starting point is 00:42:33 And, I mean, it was. A 10 to one map is not Virginia. That's insane. You're going to have people who are going to be, I don't want to say ruled over, but administered over people who live all the way across the state from them. I don't even know. And by the way, the map that you're looking at, yellow was yes. Purple was no to gerrymandering.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Somehow that's fair. yellow this is this is what happens you get direct democracy too uh purple was no votes against it yellow was yes votes against it and of course yellow are also very sort of liberal liberal yeah liberal areas yeah the purple did not want the gerrymandering and so we'll see there's already legal challenges that have been filed against this and now scote the the state supreme court for virginia they're going to have to consider whether or not it's legal And if they decide against it, then this referendum is just going to be meaningless. That's it.
Starting point is 00:43:37 But they, the question, though, was crazy. The ballot that was asking them to flip this congressional map from six Democrats to five Republicans, from that to 10 Democrats and one Republican, it broke up literally every district in the entire state. And this is how the ballot worded it. Quote, should the Constitution of Virginia be amended to allow the General Assembly to temporarily adopt new congressional districts to restore fairness in the upcoming elections, while ensuring Virginia's standard redistricting process resumes for old future redistricting after the 2030 census? That's a pushpole BS.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Restore fairness, Kane. But they said the magical word, Kane. Fairness. Push poll BS. That's like, do you love beating puppies? Yes or no? Do you want, I mean, this is so stupid. So. Fairness?
Starting point is 00:44:41 That's what she says is fair. The 10 Democrats, one Republican is a fair map. It's not even how. It's just really stunning. So, yeah, basically, if you don't vote for this constitutional amendment, you hate fairness. Why do you hate fairness? Anti-fairness, bigot. That's really...
Starting point is 00:45:04 But here's the other question. Because if you're going to be cowed by the... I mean, because that's what it is. It's a sci-op to make you think that you're voting against. Well, wait, I thought we had fairness. And they did, by the way. Remember, it was assessed as being the fairest map that they had. But if you're being cowed into that,
Starting point is 00:45:27 What does that say about you? If you're just sitting there going, well, wait a minute. I don't want to be viewed as not liking fairness. I'm going to support fairness. How does that happen? You can't tell me that there's that many Democrats in Virginia to the extent where they outnumber Republicans by that large of a margin. Who, boy.
Starting point is 00:45:47 This is something else. Just to put a little bit of context into this, during the 2024 election, Trump won 46% plus of the state. And Republicans get about this much voter turnout. all the time. So it's, Virginia had the fairest at one point. Now they're the least fair in one swing. The least fair now. I don't know. Now this is just going to, I think this is going to get challenged in the courts. I really do. I mean, you already had one circuit judge determined that the initial vote failed to occur before the public began casting ballots in last year's general election. Didn't count towards the two-step process. This is WTKR. I mean, it could happen.
Starting point is 00:46:29 I mean, and they could. It's probably like a 50-50 chance at this point. But this is a big gamble from Democrats, and they're showing you what their playbook is as we move. Our partners that help bring you the program, it's the folks over at ghostbed. It is the mattress to get. Everything else is trash.
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Starting point is 00:47:38 And lots of very fun stories today because we had the Southern Poverty Law Center. We got the Iran not really ceasefire. And then, of course, Virginia redistricting. Remember, by the way, I want to go in to cut eight real quick. This is a flashback from Jamie Raskin. But just to highlight how this meaningful. color, quasi-color revolution was all designed to try to affect not only their grift, but also elections. Listen to Jamie Raskin and this flashback, Soundbite 8. Now, in other times, Democrats and
Starting point is 00:48:10 Republicans alike would rely on the Southern Poverty Law Center to help us keep track of the movements of violent white supremacy in the country. The Southern Poverty Law Center, has been a vigilant voice in civil society against radical white nationalist violence and extremism, neo-Nazism, and other forces across the political spectrum that spread organized hate from any quarter. See? See? It was all this manufactured narrative, the whole thing. Oh, my gosh. None of this was organic. They actually paid for race hustling. They made, they paid to keep their industry going. It's insane. Okay, I need to switch it up. Hmm. Who doesn't love Mexican food, right? I mean, here in Texas, this is one thing Europe can never have. I mean, yes, they can have croissants,
Starting point is 00:49:10 and they can have croissons, and they can have, but you will never ever have Mexican food. You'll never have Tex-Mex. Never going to happen. So in Portland, Oregon, you know, it's kind of shady and rainy up there a lot, you know. This is a story that's from yesterday, actually two days old. These two women from Portland, they went to Mexico. A little vacation, right? Fell in love with the tortillas, the tortillas. They fell in love.
Starting point is 00:49:41 And they were staying in this town. And they were walking all over, as one does, when you're visiting another country. Especially if you're a foodie, and they were just partaking of all of cuisine. They loved it. They loved the flour tortillas. They loved how stretchy they were. They were buttery. They loved them. And the women, their names, Callie, Willigas, and Liz Connolly, Callie and Liz. They were in Puerto Nuevo last December. And they were just, there was a little winter trip. They were in love with the food, particularly the handmade tortillas. And so they were, I did this when I was in Sorrento, I was asking everybody about lemons. I love lemons. And so they were walking on
Starting point is 00:50:28 and they were asking about all of the women who make the tortillas. How do you get them to be so good? How are they so buttery? How are they so stretchy? And one of the women said, I picked the brains of every tortilla lady there in the worst broken Spanish ever. And they showed me a little of what they did. The basic ingredients, right? The moving and stretching of the dough, similar to pizza, but yet different. And they wouldn't tell us too much, but she said, that they were basically peeking into the windows of every kitchen. Such was their appreciation for that cuisine, right? The story is great.
Starting point is 00:51:02 I know. What a great, happy story. Who doesn't love it? And so they decided that when they went back to Portland, they were going to open a burrito truck. I mean, it sounds like the perfect fit. Who doesn't love burritos? And they were armed with all of this newfound knowledge about how to do really,
Starting point is 00:51:23 really good tortillas. Kane, you're a half Mexican. This sounds like something you would like. Half of me is lighting up. I'm selling, and the other half is like also lighting up. Who doesn't love it? Loves tortillas. Everybody loves it.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Except for the people in Portland. Oh, no. Yeah. They didn't like it. No, they opened their food truck and ten days later it was closed. Their entire social media existence scrubbed. What? Why?
Starting point is 00:51:52 because they were accused of unapologetically stealing the basis of Mexican women's livelihoods and white people can't operate burrito trucks. Yeah. What? Uh-huh. Wait a minute. When did that become a thing? That's in Portland.
Starting point is 00:52:13 White people can't run a Mexican country. No, no, no. If you're white and you open up a truck featuring a cuisine, that white people didn't make, get out of Dodge. You can't do that. So they had hundreds of commenters on all of their social media pages, blasting them for, quote, boldly and pretty blanking, unapologetically thieving from Mexican women.
Starting point is 00:52:46 What? Another commenter said, oh, white people stealing brown women. food ideas because they had a, the local newspaper wrote a story about them after their truck was open and all the people in Portland blasted them for it.
Starting point is 00:53:06 They said, quote, these two white women went to Mexico, ate tacos and decided they would just take what the locals clearly didn't want to give them. It was Cook's Burritos, K-O-O-K-S. Can you tell me the tangible thing they took from these people? The actual
Starting point is 00:53:24 hold in your hand tangible thing they stole. Can you tell me them about that? They, they, I mean, they said the story, they wrote a story then, a second story on how the food truck closed, and they said that that was a victory in a city that's 76% Caucasian. So I don't know how the restaurant industry is allowed to exist. Because I know clearly white people that open up pizza shops. And I've seen Mexicans work in Italian restaurants. What's the hell you're doing? If you're Mexican, I guess you can't make Italian food. But they said that their appreciation for the Mexican food was appropriation.
Starting point is 00:54:07 That's ignorant. That's ignorant. That is one of the dumbest things. So was this not a script in Portlandia or was this actually Portland? No, it was in Portland, literally, actual Portland. So it's real. So nothing says diversity, like forcing people into racial boxes and never allowing them to leave it. Right?
Starting point is 00:54:34 Why is everyone in Portland an absolute psycho? By the way, who gets mad at a burrito truck because you don't like the skin color of the women operating it? It is a burrito bitch. Take it and eat it. It is delicious. Who cares? Oh my gosh. I mean, I have no words.
Starting point is 00:55:02 They were actually harassed. And all this is coming out now. They were actually harassed. Now, what about, you know, they did this with the yarn community? Mm-hmm. Did what? Canceling? This is why I don't do, like, all those, like, because I crochet,
Starting point is 00:55:22 I don't do all the circles of knitting and crochet. I don't, I don't do. I don't do any of that stuff because some of these people are just absolutely insufferable. This happened with sewing and knitting. This mental, I don't know how else to say it, this mental idiocy has gotten, I mean, it's insane. There was a woman who went to South America and she began crocheting stuff that she saw South American women wear and she was accused of appropriation. There was another one who came out with some yarn, and they were saying that she was stealing the dying techniques of minority women. Then there was a woman who literally made up a woke yarn line and called it the Polarized Knits Collection, and they went after her.
Starting point is 00:56:15 I think it's just a bunch of jealous, fat, lazy, worthless, irrelevant B-I-S-H-E-S who cannot stand to see. someone that has the motivation to do something successful and they decide to get mad and call it woke. That's what it is. I would have been serving burritos and slaps. That's what I would have been doing in Portland. That's why we call it a mind virus. Oh, I would have, man, it would have been even crazier. I would have had ice cream man music playing. I'd have done the whole thing. Makes me want to operate a burrito truck. But I would have a burrito truck that had like a crazy engine. So when I pulled up in your hood, it'd be like, and I maybe would have it as a lowrider.
Starting point is 00:56:57 If you're going to do a burrito truck, go all the way. You know what I'm saying? Like, make it a lowrider, put some lights underneath it. You know what I mean? Like, that's how you do it. Come on. So I'm just saying that's, and these women were like, all we wanted to do was just sell burritos.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Can you imagine being so stupid? I don't think I can eat your food because you're white. I know for a fact, one of the Italian restaurants in town that I go to, they got a Mexican chef. Italian restaurant with a Mexican chef. The food's good. So I eat it. I don't go, wait a minute, you're a Mexican. I can't eat Italian food from a Mexican.
Starting point is 00:57:36 I don't do that because I'm not retarded. That's... I don't know if whispering it clears you, but all right. I don't care. Burritos and slaps. Free slaps today. Anybody want one? I'm giving them out.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Free. I'll make somebody go out there and cut a switch like my grandma did. Lorraine told us one of the people in chat says they're in Oregon and they haven't seen anything of this story. So locally they're not even covering this local. You know why? Because you know why the person in the chat has not seen the Oregon story? Dear sweet, Miss Christine Martin, because you're a normal person.
Starting point is 00:58:14 You may be one of the last ones there. I'm talking quietly so the freaks can't hear me where you are. They might come for you. If you, the moment, I bet if she walked outside and goes, hmm, I like burritos. They'd show up on her. Wait, are you white? Are you talking about burritos? It's because she doesn't roll with the freaks.
Starting point is 00:58:33 So she doesn't hear. I mean, I'm not in Oregon. I just now are hearing it. That's insane. So you're a radical right if you love burritos? You're a racist if you like them, apparently. I'm, okay. This is so dumb.
Starting point is 00:58:50 You see where we are? Southern Poverty Law Center is literally, I just want to wrap my head. around this. You got bored people in Portland, mad because some women opened up a burrito truck. And then you got actual communist leftists that are like, there's not enough racism. What are we going to do, Bob? I don't know. Tyrone, I guess we're going to have to hire some racists because racism is dropping in the United States. Oh my gosh, Bob. How are we going to get our donations up? I mean, you know, we've got to take our fancy vacations and drive our luxury cars like the BLM founders. We can't let these people out grift us. You're right, Tyrone. We cannot let that happen.
Starting point is 00:59:29 This is a conversation they have in their SP, their Southern Poverty Law Center boardroom. I know, I know, Bob. What's that, Tyrone? Let's hire some racists. How do you even do that, by the way? So what I want to know is, how are these people hired? You're, because one of them was married to, like, the Grand Pegasus or the major caterpillar or whatever the hell it was. That's an actual real thing, the caterpillar. Give me another fake animal. The corporal Bigfoot, I don't know. And you have the Southern Poverty Law Center show up, which is a black-founded organization. Well, hello, Mrs. Racist. Yes, we would like to hire you to do the racism. How do you not? You are a worthless fake racist. If you got hired by the Southern Poverty Law Center to do that,
Starting point is 01:00:20 you are fake as the day is long because if you were a real racist you would have said no that just proves my point that it's all fake they would have said no they would have said no i don't want to take your money because they're racist right they would have held true they would have been consistent but nope apparently not that didn't tip you off that wouldn't have been weird it would have been like mom's demand coming up to me yes we would like for you to do the gun control And also, how cheap are you that you get paid off by like a couple thousand dollars? Thank you. Although one dude did get a million. Maybe they were aiming for that. But I don't think that they all knew what the other one was getting paid. As we roll towards headlines, our partners that help bring you the program.
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Starting point is 01:02:17 of ER visits in a decade, according to the CDC. Keynes has this tinfoil hat thinks it's intentional. Of course it is. I think it's all intentional. Oh, man, I've seen the stories of them dropping. What are they trying to do, though? They're dropping boxes of ticks and fields and things like that. Like, you're seeing this intentionally.
Starting point is 01:02:32 And then Lyme disease is the result. And now here we are. So it's... I thought it was to get people to not eat meat. There's no natural reason why there's an uptick like this. Nice, nice play on words there. We, NASA apparently, uncovers a major building block of life on Mars after a bombshell alien hunting experiment.
Starting point is 01:02:51 I don't know how much I put stock I put into this, but I think it's fascinating. Their rover found chemicals on the red planet that are widely considered key ingredients for the origin of life on Earth. Interesting. No aliens, though. Like, I don't even see an alien encampment. Very. Almost there. Sure, we are. Okay. Yeah. Sure. We talked about the arc of the covenant. yesterday and it was in literally three different spots. So we are not going to talk about it again today. You guys get the gist of it.
Starting point is 01:03:21 There were, we also talked about this yesterday, the Americans. This is a crazy story. The terrifying moment, a Wisconsin teen, was mauled, mauled by a bobcat during a turkey hunt. Mald is a little much. Well, I mean, did it just like nip you or did it claw your face off? It was funny. If you saw the video, the bobcat is actually like stalking.
Starting point is 01:03:44 And the bobcat's not huge. huge. If you can eat it, it's not dangerous. Just bad at it. Yeah, I mean, it just looks like a big, giant Maine Coon. That's what it looks like. So, it's actually kind of funny because this teenager, or not teenager, well, 19,
Starting point is 01:03:59 yeah, technically, Wisconsin Rapids, he was hunting and apparently 25-pound bobcat, and it did not mall him. He said there was turkeys everywhere, and he had his phone out, and, but he goes, I was just trying to take a shot
Starting point is 01:04:15 at the gobbler. By the way, the Daily Mail, which is a British publication, full disclosure, I've written a piece for them before one piece. The way that they say this, they go, he was enjoying the first weekend of blood sports. It's absolute hunting, you Bacabazi for your Islamist colonists. You absolute female copulatory organs. It's blith spirit. I want that bobcat to get them now. I'm just actually surprised he didn't catch the damn thing. He is taking arborist classes at a technical college, which is interesting. So he's an arborist. Hmm, fascinating stuff. So I don't know. We're going to get into that. Also, Cash Patel sued the Atlantic for defamation. We're going to break down that story coming up. That's going to be later because that's so bad.
Starting point is 01:05:03 That is such bad media bias and media malpractice. Also, the government, this is a bad, bad thing. There's now proposals for the administration to rescue Spirit Airlines, say sources. This would be an absolute disaster. They're facing the risk of liquidation. Apparently, it's just a bad business model and just a bad airline. I've never flown them, but I know all of the fights on planes that we play on the show come from Spirit Airlines. They just need to let JetBlue buy them. JetBlue is going to buy them a couple years ago, and they got blocked.
Starting point is 01:05:34 So this is stupid. I don't know why they just didn't let that happen. But we're going to come back to that because that would be, that's a very, That's a leftist policy because that would make the government-owned stake in the company. And that's not what we do here. That's not what we vote for. We have a lot more on the way coming up. Don't go anywhere.
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Starting point is 01:06:47 Buy two, get one free and find out how to get a free 30 date supply. That's human.com slash Dana. Whenever I hear, if you're listening terrestrily, this track from the stones, I always think way back to Casey 95 in St. Louis. They did a commercial back when I was a little kid. and it had like the pig that was their mascot and it was like somebody's house they were in their house and the dad started rocking out to the stones and yeah it is a brown sugar song and um i remember that that was a big commercial for that station back then i think that's how i got into the
Starting point is 01:07:23 stones actually was that commercial but i remember that commercial i saw i hear it and i'm immediately transported back to sepia toned 80s like wow here we are it's a kid again so welcome back to the program. We, oh man, I still have a bunch of stuff left over on the table that I wasn't able to get to yet. Like, for instance, the Canadian terrorist who burst into a military recruitment service and stabbed a corporal. It was given permission to go fly to Mecca and on to Somalia to meet his arranged bride, his bride and his arranged marriage. He's a Canadian terrorist. I mean, he literally burst into a military recruitment office and was stabbing. somebody, this corporal, and was able to go and he fought off the other soldiers that tried to
Starting point is 01:08:13 take him down. He was saying, Allo told me to come and do this. And he got, was found criminally, he was found not criminally responsible on three counts of attempted murder. Because it's Canada, because they're worthless. And two counts of assault causing bodily harm, all this. Now he's going on a pilgrimage to Mecca and he's going to meet a bride that his dad found for him in Somalia. it looks like a woman with a beard on his face i'm not going to lie this guy's mugshot am i wrong yeah that's what he looks like so uh yeah and they they canada's the canadian government's allowing him ontario's review board heard how he wants to go and meet his bride and his arranged marriage and they allowed him to do it they made the decision a week ago or not a week well just about
Starting point is 01:09:03 April 15th, they made the decision to allow him to go do it. Really? That's what can't. This is a guy. He looks like a chick with a beard. Like he glued a beard on his face. That looks like Merkin that he just sourced and just, you know, glued to his face in an uneven fashion. By the way, dudes, if you don't regularly trim your beard, that's what you look like.
Starting point is 01:09:25 Don't do that. Why isn't he dead? If you, he tried to kill military members. in Canada. He stabbed them and was trying to kill them. And they're like, he's not guilty. He just didn't know. Oh, he's got a fake schizophrenia diagnosis. No, he's just an Islamist. It's not schizophrenia. He's just an Islamist. I kill him. I don't think that he has any worth on this planet. I know I'm very clinical and I'm very unemotional when talking about that because that's how you look at it. It's right or wrong. This guy offers no, there is no met benefit for this guy existing on this.
Starting point is 01:10:03 planet. Why is he here? Using up our oxygen. Get out. So good job Canada. Canada doesn't care. This call committing Sepaku. Now you start to understand it a little bit more. You start understanding it. But it's funny because someone was like, we don't want any of these people near Mecca. Well, too bad. He's on his way. Yeah, he's almost there. Yeah, he's almost there. He's en route. All right. Today's stupidity cane. I'll have to say the rest for you all tomorrow. Jayapal gave me a headache. But here she is claiming that Cuba has a remarkable public health system. This is Cuba's public health system.
Starting point is 01:10:41 It's remarkable, according to Jayapal. Listen to this. It's cut 22. I worked on global health for 10 years before coming to Congress, so it's an area that I'm very interested in. Cuba has a remarkable public health system. Lowest infant mortality, maternal mortality, sort of the opposite of what the United States has.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Okay. It's opposite of what we have? Their health system is opposite. That's, she says that the, the, it, they have like one of the highest still, no, that is not even right. She's lying right there to say just the words that they have a remarkable health care system. That's a lie. Yes. Right there.
Starting point is 01:11:19 Most of it's postpartum. They have a crazy high, which I mean, I'm. She is a Democrat, so she can't help it. She can't tell us. Their health system where you can't get treatment? Yeah. Wow. That's, you know, one of those.
Starting point is 01:11:29 Folks, that does it for us today. Now, make sure to. that you find us over at chapter and verse, all that good stuff, the podcast. If you've missed anything, have a great night. I'll be back with you tomorrow.

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