The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Jill Biden Knew All Along | Political Commentary

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

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Welcome to the program. Did you guys hear this from Jill Biden? You need to hear this. This is cut five, please. Were you horrified as you saw it unfold? I wasn't horrified. I was frightened because I had never, ever seen Joe like that before or since. Never.

Or since? Yes. You've never seen him like that. Never. What happened? I don't know what happened. I mean, as I watched it, I thought, oh, my God, he's having a stroke. And it scared me to death.

Okay, so first off, she is a line liar. That's an elder abuser. She really is. That's despicable. He was so bad on that debate stage. You don't all of a sudden get that bad. I told you all during the state of the union. I went to the state of the union address that Biden gave.

I was up in the in the galley. And so if you're looking, if you're in the chamber and you're looking straight on and you've got the podium and that's where the president's speaking, I was sitting to your right. So it's house right. Stage left, but house right. And I was sitting up to the right. So I didn't get just the full on. I got to see the side and everything. When he walked in, and this was way before the debate, this is way before any of that, when he was.

when he walked into that chamber, the first thing, because I, we were, I was sitting by a couple of people, including a very high up military guy, a very nice person. He was there as a guest of a Republican, older gentlemen, and all the decorations. And he was, I knew I wasn't going to be spilling tea with him because he's, you know, disciplined. There was a woman sitting next to me. and she was a teacher who was fighting with her teacher's union. She was there as a guest of another Republican, and we were like, is he really going to, you know, we were kind of talking, because you don't know really who you're sitting with.

Usually you get, like, one person that a lawmaker can bring to sit up there. And so we're watching him walk in. And when he walks in, it's whenever the president walks in, it's always chaos, right? Because they're going and they're shaking hands with everybody, and everybody's leaning in, and the camera is like in the middle of it. So it's always a tight shot. So you can't ever, you don't really ever see like waist down, right? So when he came in, immediately, it took way longer than anybody that I have remembered getting through.

And I felt that that was done on purpose to make it look like it wasn't just him that was slow. It's everybody who wants to shake his hand and talk to him. And he's just being generous with his time. But then there comes a point when you're walking down into the chamber and you get past the first row of seats where it's open and you have to walk around and get up a couple of little steps to get up to the dais, right, and get up behind that lectern. And that's where it got weird. So while that's happening, the, I don't know what the cameras were showing. Usually they show other lawmakers because the Supreme Court's there and you got the generals and the cabinet and all this stuff. he had to have help.

He had somebody walk with him, and they were trying to make it look as unassisted as possible. And they had other people walking around him, and Pelosi was there walking with him too, almost like they were trying to do what you've seen them do before, whenever he would leave the chopper and walk to the White House, and they would form like a group around him. Like Charlie Brown, his gang doing the Christmas tree,

they would do that around Biden, so you really couldn't see. They were trying to do it there. But it would have looked at, really bad and it would have been caught on camera if they would have helped him up to get to the lectern. So he had to do that to himself. He had to do that himself. And guys, it was slow. When he got up there, he leaned and grabbed it like, oh, thank God. And he literally used the lectern as a walker. If you see him, even during the debate, I'm trying to figure out if I have, he, it was like he grabbed each side of the lectern like one would hold a bicycle, right? And he's just holding on to it.

If you notice when he gives his speeches, that's how he's holding onto it. He's not like gesticulating. He's not gesturing. He's not doing any of that. He's just holding on. And that looked bad from where I was. It looked so bad. I told you guys all this, like the next day. You cannot tell me, My point in sharing that is that you cannot make me believe that Jill Biden did not know something was wrong. Because that was years before the debate. That was a couple, that was several years before the debate. That's, and you remember, Kane, I was, I told you, I was shocked at how bad he was. It's one thing to see it on camera and to watch him struggle with putting sentences together and his mind and then getting them out of his head.

It was another thing entirely to watch how unsteady he was on. his own feet. Like at that time, and Fetterman was still fresh off his stroke. Federman was in better control of his faculties and motor skills than Biden was. It, guys, it was so unbelievably bad. And I just kept thinking the whole time that I was sitting up there, I almost didn't listen to anything, I almost didn't hear anything he said for the first couple of minutes because I was thinking it would be such a crazy op for a foreign adversary to get video of how horribly he's doing and just use that as a way to shame America

or have blackmail on him or something. It was that bad. So Jill Biden sitting there on camera, looking at that reporter saying, I just never seen him like that. You are an absolute line liar. What a disgusting... You're a disgusting woman.

You've got to be kidding me. Then you weren't with your husband very much, were you? You were not with your husband very much because, girl, I'm telling you what, we all saw it. We all saw it years before at the state of the union, several years before that debate. He was bad. He was bad. If he had had to lift his arm up to turn a page on that lectern, he'd have fallen over.

I'm not kidding you. I mean, when I heard her say this and tried to sell it with such sincerity, I just made me dislike her all that much more. Anybody who can lie to you like that like this woman does, how do you do that? how do you do that? How do you sit and look at someone like that? I am the world's worst liar because I just start laughing and I can't do it. I just can't do it. So never ask me if you're wearing a ridiculous outfit if I think you look nice because I can't even do that. And I just, she looks right at her. The sincerity of what she says this. Now do you remember, isn't this when, Now, isn't six when she was on the debate stage?

And she ran out and was like, Joe, you did such a great job. Listen to this. Cut six. This is what she did. Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question. You knew all the first. Did Trump do?

He has no idea what the Holy is. She goes up there on the stage. She talks to him like he's three. Joe, you did it. That's like that blues-close thing. You answered every question. You know all the things. You did it, Joe. Great job.

I have to be really careful because of my dogs hear me talk like this. They're going to think I'm talking to them. Right. I mean, that is so sad to me. But she went up there. Did you see him? Can we just like without the sound? Can we just roll it?

I want you to watch him. This was crazy. She went up. Look at him. He's standing in their mouth of gate. And he's just looking at her. And he's going, and she just gets in front of him and takes over the show at that point.

He's checked out. He's just, he doesn't know what to do. And if you know Joe, like Joe Biden, Joe Biden was always an arrogant confrontational jack wagon. He was one of the rudest people ever in the Senate. He was the guy who went after Clarence Thomas. That's how you know. This is, he is not there. And she jumps out there to do this.

At no point does she say, my husband cannot do this. At no point does she intervene and say this is bad for him. At no point does she do that? I don't know. I can't. I am shocked. Now, it's okay now for Democrats to come out and say, well, you know, you guys covered it. Where was Abby Phillips this whole time?

Look at her really trying to put it on now. Cut seven. I appreciate that we now get to see at least some version of. of a truth that she's putting out there because I think, yeah, the conversation should be had about the deceptiveness that was behind this. Like that's the conversation that I think ought to be had. The autopsy that the Democrats did didn't delve into that, but it should. What kind of political system covers that up and makes it okay to line?

It's the same political system. Lorraine wrote this piece over at Substack where literally the Department of Justice issued a report. It was their special counsel that Biden was, quote, he had willfully retained classified docs, but he, quote, lacked a mental state of willfulness for them to prosecute. They knew this. This was back in 24 before the debate, that he willfully retained and disclosed classified materials after his vice presidency as a private citizen. but they said that he can't really remember anything. As Lorraine put it, his brain's mush and he can't remember anything, so that's why they can't

prosecute. The report noted that he could not even recall major events in his own life. He could not even recall when his son passed away. That's what they recorded. Now you know why they don't want the audio of this out. It was way before the debate. So for her to come out there and say that this was new to her, I saw what I saw during the first state of the union.

You all saw what you saw on the campaign trail back in 2020. You all saw that. This, for her to say that is just abusive and awful. Absolutely awful. This family has no honor, no integrity. And to do that to someone. And you can argue, well, you know, he really, he wanted to do it. Did he?

No, he didn't even, couldn't even remember his son passing. But you're so positive that he wanted this. That doesn't make any sense. It's just absolutely horrific. But that's what they did. And they think it was completely fine. Nothing wrong with it. Now you have people in the media who are like, oh,

oh, it's okay now. It's all right to talk about this now. Here's another leftist. I think this is also Ms. Now or whatever the hell they call it. Oh, we saw Biden at NAACP dinner. This is cut eight. He just didn't look right. Oh, now they can say it, please.

listen. When you lie of people right to their face, they have a tendency to not trust you. And, you know, a lot of people knew something was wrong with Joe Biden. I went to a dinner in Detroit, an AACP dinner. He was the guest speaker. His speech was great. But seeing him just make the walk to the stage, I was concerned. I was like, hey, this dude doesn't look right. But I would say that, especially now, as we're looking at a president who often showcases that he is unwell, that we need to apply those same questions that a lot of people had then. When did Biden, when did Trump forget anything?

They're trying to make it like a tit for tat, but there is no tit for tat there. There is nothing like that there at all. Remember, last bit, this is cut night. KJP said this was just a bad night. It was just a bad night for Biden. That's all it was. Watch.

Did the president get examined by a doctor, or did he get a neurological scheme? a neurological scan? Look, what I can say is that, just to take a step back, it was a bad night, we understand that it was a bad night,

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Give me a moment. I got to build up to this. Guys. Can't how far away are we from the election? Oh, man. Because we're going to have to deal with this fud every day. Okay, throw up the meat eating thing. Because I do actually have to take a poll of our male audience members, I think.

We have a lot of ladies that watch. but dudes. So when I, I had Democrats retweeted this and they're like, yeah, you know, we're going to come take you Texas or something like that. Oh yeah, November, here we come. And I was looking at this. So all the men that are in the comments say that, why does he have a napkin eating this? Because we think that is a turkey leg. It is an awful dark looking turkey leg. I think it may have been burnt. I don't know where he's at. And y'all, know he ain't eating all them sides. Those are all not himself. Why is his shirt so like that? Did he, I mean, his shirt don't even fit him. It looks like a kid wearing Jamie's

on Christmas morning, but I digress. Anyway, Lego hair, Tala Rico. All the men in the comments were going, okay, the napkin, why is he, why did he wrap his meat in a napkin? That's a big deal to the gents. Is it really that big of a deal to the gents? Can you're a man. I need you to weigh in on this. That's just something we notice. You know, they're just clues. I found it hysterical that every one of them coming to this. Look, I get, you don't want to get your hands dirty when you're eating meat. But that's not very Texas barbecue of you.

It just isn't. Steve, would you wrap a turkey leg in a napkin or do you just like wash your hand off later? Steve's a millennial. Right. It's exactly right. Look at that. I love it. That makes sense, actually.

You're wasted napkins at that point. That makes so much sense. And by the way, the napkin would probably stick to the meat. Oh. Why would you want that? That means you're going to be getting some knackin in there. Yeah, when you try to pull the napkin away, it's going to be stuck to the meat. In this instance, I guess a turkey leg.

I just thought he would be more of a pro at it than that. What? What, with meat on a stick? Yeah. I see. You see where I'm going with this? I just thought he'd be more of a pro goblin on meat on a stick. I thought he would be way more of a pro than that.

I'm just saying. I mean, somebody, one of the people in the chat says it's probably a tofu turkey leg. Wait, what? They do that? I guess, wait, hold up, hold up, put up, oh, tofu, Tala Rica. I feel like I'm Googling something about Martians, tofu turkey leg. That means you have to take soy and shape it into a turkey leg. It's not just soy.

It's the bean curd. That's soy. From soybeans. Yeah. Yeah. It's soy. It's soy groatiness. It's soy jolet.

Latin that you form into like there was somebody who shaped their tofu turkey into a baby what? Yeah well they shape it into all kinds of stuff yeah somebody goes you use a wet wipe after eating it with your bare hands

so the like some of the men like there was a woman who asked I think she was a liberal woman she asked one of the men in my comments well what do you do with the mess on your hands and the man goes it just goes away what do you do with the mess on your hands. It just goes away. Men don't think about this stuff.

That's not true. Okay, sidebar to my story. So the first time we ever went to medieval times, when we first came down to Texas in 2013, and I took my kids, and they were like crazy over, you know, all that. It was, and I'm immediately, you know, I don't, so I don't like buffets and I don't camp. I like being out in the wilderness, but I go back to, because I don't pretend to be homeless, and we invented the house. We've gone through this. And I'm also, like, you know, I like nostalgia, but also with certain modern amenities, like silverware, for instance. So I insanely research everything before I go, including a trip to medieval times. So we took the kids to medieval times and they get the crowns and it's like, you know, I'm like,

there's a falcon. I hope it isn't like poop in my tea. It's so gross. But the falcon was cool. But anyway, when the food came, I like literally unwrapped. And I had plastic silverware that I had wrapped individual. Julian napkins like it was a professional thing. And I passed it out. And my husband looked at me like I was insane. And my kids were like, what? Because everyone else was just ripping everything

apart with their hands. And I had like wet naps. I'm that mom and everything. I had all of it. If you need some hydroxychloroquine, I had some of it then too. So anyway, we're the only people there that had this. And I could not tell if the other moms were like, why didn't I think of this to or if they were like seriously. My husband was almost afraid to use the plastic silverware. He was like, I'm not doing this. But he did use the napkins. He's like, I'm not going to just take like a wet rag and I'm not doing that. Because I'm like, you know, I just, we, it's, it was 2013 at the time. We have these things, right? Because we're not the French court pre-Catherine Medici who brought in silverware from Florence. We're not back in those times. This is modern, this is America, right?

I'm keeping the plastic utensil business going. Made in the USA, by the way. So I just, going back to this, this whole thing with the, I, as a woman, I would probably not wrap the turkey leg in a napkin, but I would have one at the ready, like maybe in my other hand, right? But to wrap the meat with the napkin, as you were saying, that napkin and that meat is going to fuse. And then you're going to have napkin meat. And it's just, that's nasty. You're going to waste that meat?

You're going to not eat that part? That's dumb. Why are you, it's like this man ain't never eaten no meat on a stick before. And he's wearing that shirt. At least it's the right shirt, right flag this time. So this is what Democrats, they, I guess they had a photo shoot with him. And he was all in this Texas, the Texas flag shirt. And it's all the most awkward stuff that you could imagine.

Not as awkward as some of the answers that he's given. though. So when he was, well, he does not, he has a problem with his own whiteness and masculinity. This is flashback. James Telerico, cut 25. For me, prophetic voices like Jesus have helped me reckon with my own whiteness, my own masculinity, my own certainty, my own ego. It's a never-ending process and it's a painful process. Why is it pain? You have too much time on your hands, you lose. First off, Jesus was a savior, number one. We're not going to refer to him as Islamists do. Number two, I also have a problem with his masculinity, or rather lack thereof.

So maybe that's what he's alluding to in that, and that I get because he looks like literally an old Navy model, like an old Navy mannequin. James Tolerico is an old Navy mannequin, and he's out there just to sell you some fleece. That's what it is. So maybe that's what he's referring to? I don't know. But when he gets, he's like, I have a trying to, how did he put it reckon with his own whiteness? Like, what is that? It's a bunch of word salad that he spits out there to make himself look, to ingratiate

himself with certain demographics, right? Goodness. So, oh, I got to play this one. What did we got the time? Because I got some, okay, we do. Cut 27. So you have the version one, and now this is version two, of the same Triscuit Democrat. Watch.

Jen, he's the best I've seen over the course of my life running and being involved in politics in Texas. And so we all just have to get behind them. In our group, which you talked about at the outset, powered by people, our volunteers are out there meeting, registering. So Beto O'Rourke, remember, Beto O'Rourke played power. chords in a really crappy cover band, and he, like, had a DUI, and he tried to run away from the scene, and his judge daddy had to get involved, and his judge daddy told the Dallas Morning News at one point that his real name is Robert Orrork. I mean, he is as Irish as the fictitional leprickon selling you marshmallow cereal. He, they called him Beto so that they could, like, sort of fake a Mexican

association being out in El Paso. He never worked a day in a lot of. He never worked a day in a lot of life. He worked, like, his wife owned, like, his wife's family owned a business, and he worked there, and he ran for office twice, believed his own hype. The only way that James Tolariko, James Talarico is more subdued in his physical behavior, whereas Bader or work was, like, all over the place, and he seemed like a nut. James Tala Rico seems like a nut. Well, granted, when you look at his face, but also, whenever he talks. But if he doesn't talk and he just stands there, he seems innocuous. They ought to try the Biden approach. with him, really, which I'm going to get to here coming up. I mean, I'm not talking about having a stroke

on the stage, but, you know, this is, oh, gosh, I'm not, can I, can I play more, do I need to wait? I need cut 26, really badly. I often think when reclaiming symbols, I think about the American flag, I think the Confederate flag is a symbol of treason and terrorism, but the American flag is such a complicated symbol for most of us. In many ways, like Jesus, like the cross, it's been co-opted, and in some ways its true meaning has been betrayed. And how? What is its true meaning and how is it betrayed? We all have questions.

We all have questions. That is, by the way, those are some of the calmer things that he said. Those are some of the more innocuous. I know. I know. Oh my gosh, it's going to be a gold mine of insanity. It's just, I'd say grab back of goodies today, guys. As we move, our partners that will bring you the program, it's the folks over at Burn a Gun.

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Your lovable cramagin here, Dana Lash, taking you through the horrors. They persist in so much, so much to we. So it's good to be with you. You can also get a whole bunch of stuff over at Substack, YouTube, Facebook, all that good stuff. Scott Besson is going to be speaking soon, which I know he's going to be talking about those Trump accounts, which I'm going to be talking about too, because it's a socialist program that's taking taxpayer dollars from the Treasury and giving it to every baby that includes anger babies. That's the one big beautiful bill that passed.

This is, I've over at Substack, and I'm going to re-up this for you subscribers. I wrote about this five months ago. I read the bill twice. I screenshot it at all of the portions of the bill that pertained to the Trump accounts. I also linked it, and I made notes for you, so you can go see it with your own eyes. But it takes the Dell contribution is separate as a separate thing. That's their own private donation, and that's fine. but the $1,000 seed money is taken directly from the Treasury that's taxpayer funded,

and it goes into the accounts of babies from certain zip codes, and their parents do not have to be born in the United States of America in order to be eligible. So that eligibility is not required. So they absolutely can be anchor babies. Furthermore, again, it is a socialist program that takes taxpayer money and redistributes the wealth. From people who have their own kids that they need to spend their hard-earned dollars on. We just went through early layering center, home health fraud. We went through Somali diaspora fraud in Minnesota and Ohio in all these different states around the country.

Here in Texas, we have it as well. Billions and billions and billions, hundreds of billions of dollars of fraud that have been stolen from American taxpayers and we have no relief. And they see fit to celebrate the 250th founding of this republic with the socialist welfare program that failed in Hungary and every other place that it was ever implemented. And furthermore, for the people who say, well, you know, we spend. money on Iran. Iran is considered part of military defense. That's in the enumerated powers of Article 1, Section 8. You show me in Article 1, Section 8, in the enumerated powers, we're giving taxpayer dollars as a form of welfare to other people's kids that include illegal aliens, how that's acceptable and constitutional, because it's not. I just answered it for you. Furthermore, these people

that claim to care about kids and that this is a good investment, they really don't mean that. Because if they really cared about kids, the first thing that they would have done was be advocating for lower tax burdens. They would have been advocating for lower business taxes, a better economic environment that is more rewarding and hospitable to families so that families can thrive. They would have removed and advocated for the removal of tons of different restrictions on businesses, all kinds of stuff. They don't do that. This is the laziest least common denominator thing that they can do. And it's a socialist program. Furthermore, if they cared so much, why didn't they volunteer to send money in their own checks to the Department of the Treasury on their own.

Just as I ask every other wage-grabbing Marxist out there, why don't you voluntarily write more money in the form of a check to the Department of the Treasury if you care so much about, quote-unquote, investing in the kids? Because you're trying to be generous with other people's money, and that is not a virtue. That is a sin. So there you have it. So we'll monitor this because I'm not happy with it at all. And like I said previously, I like a lot of what Trump has done. I don't like this. And nor should you like it either. On top of this, you have an ex-CIA official busted with $40 million in gold bars, cash, and Rolexes.

Is this why we don't have an audit of Fort Knox? Remember that? Where did that go? Where did the Fort Knox audit go? I'm curious. I just got a lot of questions about this. So the, I mean, this is bad. And you know he got caught because he apparently didn't fill out some paperwork correctly.

I don't know if you saw that or not, but that's pretty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the CIA agent, I mean, that's a lot of gold bars. Who does it remind me of? Who is that? Menendez. That's who I was looking for. Menendez.

That's crazy. So this police story, this C-I-C-I-A official, he had his house raided David Rush. They were covered over $300 gold bars, $2 million in cash, and three dozen Rolex watches. I'm always, by the way, I'm always entertained so much by the stuff that people have that they, like with, like, you know, the money, the cash. Oh, and then these watches also. Just very interesting. I was reading this tweet from this guy who was in military because I was going over this story. And by the way, this guy was a very former high-ranking CIA official.

He lied about his credentials. He got 77,000 on bogus military leave. And then he got busted because of bad paperwork. And the FBI found all of this stuff in his house, right? He was a senior executive service level employee at the CIA. And I was reading this piece from Eric Schwalm, who's a retired Green Beret, and he said it was the timesheets that made people look into him because that's what it was. I mean, when you read the story as to how they got it, it's because he was filling out paperwork wrong. That's what got it.

Now what gets me is this Schwom guy says, he goes, I wish people could see what the Army finance office will do when a soldier gets overpaid $20. And then I would like to show them, excuse me, the oversight that our travel system, DTS has for a soldier to get paid for spending one night in a hotel. Next, I would show them the weekly battalion meeting where every leader can see the names of every soldier in their unit who owes them money for travel cards DTS paychecks. Finally, I will show them the withdrawal and clearing process for the various op funds that are used during overseas operations. The army, he adds, will crush a soldier for owing a single penny, and this dude signs

for 40 million in gold bars and puts them in his house, and the only reason they found him. is because he cheated on his time sheets. Wow. He adds, we have soldiers and their families living in trailers, and we'll go through their finances with a fine-tooth comb. We have illegals, child care center operators, and senior executive ban people bilking the government for millions and billions, and people discover it by chance.

He's right. That is insane. Because he messed up his timesheets, King. It's timesheets. But what gets me, though, is apparently he asked for it and they just handed it to him. Yep. So from the charging docs, based on conversations with employees from USG,

between on or around November 2025 through on or around March 26, David Rush, the guy, made several requests to USG to obtain a significant quantity of foreign currency and tens of millions of dollars in gold bars for work-related expenses. Rush received the currency in gold bars. Wait. who can I ask for this? Can I let's make a note. We need to ask.

USG, we need to ask. Can I also have some gold bars? I don't need $40 million worth. I would take 10. That's a small number. That's a small number. Yeah. You know what?

I'd even take five. Really? Five gold bars. That's right. I'd take five. Would you take five? I'd take that deal. I'd take that deal. That's a good deal. It is. So, you know, and I keep it, I could keep it in one of my safes, right? You could do that. Maybe booby trap it, but I keep it in one of my saves. I'm just saying. It seems like, you know, hmm, all you got to do is ask. Well, damn, what else can we ask for? I mean, I got a lot of, I want a pony, a little one. I want our name.

We got a little pony, and I want a little pony now, too. They were adorable. Chris said no. But what if I asked the government? Gold bars and a pony? Think I can make that work. Just saying, what if I wanted a bunch of suppressors? And I didn't want to have to do the tax stamp.

I could just ask, right? I'm just saying, I can't believe the guy's just like, hello, may I please have? Who does that? And the government's like, yes, that sounds like a legitimate request. Hello, sirs. I would like to have $40 million in gold bars and $2 million cash foreign currency, please. Sure. What do you need it for, though? Oh, it's definitely work-related. Absolutely, completely work-related. Well, then there you go. We're the government. We're here to help. Here you go. Thank you. Thank you very much. His mugshot is interesting to me.

Yeah, I saw that. He doesn't look like a man who's, he thinks he's guilty. He looks like he has an expletive everyone in his head. That's what it seems like. I mean, I love the comment that somebody said, CVS keeps my razors behind a lock and key. But literally, apparently, you can just request millions from the government

and they hand it to you. I want to know how he asked because I may also be interested in asking, except I'm going to tell you that I'm doing it. I mean, you won't know that I got it, but there will be signs, you know. There will be some signs. You know what?

One of the signs may be... Well, more than that. I'm riding up in a sweet new tank to go to the Tom Thumb. And there's a pony with me. And me and my pony are going to pull up. We can park anywhere because tank. Nobody cares. I'm going to pull up right in the front.

I can just pay off a fine. Going with my pony, get what I need, and leave and drive my tank back. You know, I'm just saying there will be signs. There's going to be some. going to be some signs for sure. So just saying, you know, or maybe I'll arrive in chopper with a pony. Right? Maybe I'll have like a pony and then another dog with me in addition to the two dogs that I have. And yeah, yeah, yeah, there will be some signs. I'm saying.

Everybody's got a price. I told you all my price. Everyone's like, I bet you get paid 7,000 shekels or whatever. And I'm like, no. But if I did, I'd probably pay to fix your face, which is something. and I am not sad for telling some female. But everybody has a price. Mine is very simple, right? I either want Dracula's castle or a Hogwarts type of castle, right? I want situational by choice and mortality that I can gift to other people or take from people, right? Dana, are you saying you want to be able to speak a word and kill people?

Yes, yes, I am. Very easy, very easy. I want those two things and also the little mini pony. It's very easy, you know, very, very easy. This is not difficult things. I have said this for 15 years. That's my price. I have a price.

That is it. If you meet that, absolutely. We're on a team. But those are my conditions, you know? So I got to have a Hogwarts-type castle or Dracula's castle. That's also real cool. And not the one that's all crumbly. The one that he never actually stayed in, but his dad did for a couple of nights.

I mean, I would take that, but all the tourists have to go. and it's mine, you know, forever, and you can't come visit and everything, and I'd blow up to drawbridge. And then the situational, by choice, immortality. Because I don't want to live forever. I hate people too much. But, you know, I would like, and I can gift it to other people if I want them to live a little bit longer. Like, what if they're a nice person, you know, and they do good things and you want them to be healthy? But then I want to be able to take it from people, too, right?

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So the issue with these Trump accounts, and I've talked about this before, if you have ever, I wrote about it five months ago when it first came up. And the reason that I bring this up is because the White House tweeted that the Trump account app is apparently launching. And it's activated. for people who are enrolled in the program. It's built by the Bank of New York, and it's going to be available on Apple and Google, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And it's, you know, Trump accounts.com. This is literally Obama-style socialism. Now, I like a lot of what Trump does. This is not one of them. And I'm going to explain in detail why. Again, if you missed the piece that I wrote five months ago, the Trump accounts were what was passed in the one big, beautiful bill, and that's what I put in my piece.

This was the past bill, the bill that was passed. I went in and I read the whole bill, not once but twice. I made notes. I took screenshots of the portion of the bill that covers the Trump accounts. Because anchor babies are covered. You didn't know that, did you? I confirmed this with seven different congressional members. This is, anchor babies are covered in this.

That's a fact. It is an indisputable fact. No one has done anything to take the anchor babies out. So this is the tweet, anchor babies are covered by the Trump account. And like I said, I like a lot of what Trump does. This is not one of them. So let me back up and explain to you. So you have the full picture.

The Trump accounts, this was the thing that the president talked about during the state of the union. And it was included in the one big beautiful bill, the OBBB. And there are two aspects of it. The first is, and this was announced during the state of the union also, has to do with the Dell donation, Michael and Susan Dell. These are private individuals who have their own stipulations regarding their own donations. So they're giving 25 million children $250. They're donating that to the Trump accounts, right? So that will be in the Trump accounts. And it's considered one of the

largest philanthropic donations that's ever been made. So that's different from the $1,000 that's going to go into each of these accounts. That comes directly from the Treasury. Whose money is in the Treasury? Taxpayer money is in the Treasury. They are seizing money out of the Treasury to put in these Trump accounts separate from Michael and Susan Dell's Dell donation.

Two separate donations into the same Trump account. One is actually a donation from the Dell's. The other is government seizure, asset seizure put into an account for only certain kids. That also includes anchor babies. And again, I'll direct you. I tweeted about it. So the link is on my ex account. It's at substack. It's quite a long piece. And I screenshoted, linked and quoted all aspects of the past bill, which is now law, that stipulates and makes all of that possible. So the federal government is

seizing taxpayer dollars $1,000 to babies born between January 1st, 2025 and December 31st, 2028. And they have different qualifications

for this, right? So there's different qualifications for it. The kid has to be, I'm looking at some of the qualifications for the Trump accounts. So eligibility, the child age 10 or younger, you have to live in a qualifying zip code and you have to have first opened a Trump account specifically. And then the $1,000 is, they call it federal seed money. That's taxpayer dollars.

That's only for kids born between 2025 and 2028 that also are in applicable zip codes, right? They call it the jump starting the American dream. So anchor babies are qualified. All of you that have kids, you're all screwed already. You've got to have these particular type babies and you've got to be in the zip code. I specifically remember Barack Obama proposing stuff like this back when he was running for president in 2008, and we rightfully at the time called it a socialist welfare scheme. Now apparently we're acting like it's a big celebration, and we're doing it in the face of the 250th anniversary of the founding of this republic, which I just find abhorrent. And as I said, and I'm going to say this a lot, I like a lot of what Trump does. I don't like this,

and I don't have to. And it's not a qualifying factor, right? You don't, you're you're not un-American because you don't like socialist welfare programs. Now, the Trump accounts for this, now, as I said, it comes from the Treasury. Absolutely the Treasury, right? And it sounds like, I mean, it's great what the Dells are doing. The Dells are choosing to do that with their own private money. I applaud that. You do that all you want to.

What you can't do is force everybody else to be like the Dells. Do you have Dell money, came? No. I sure is, hell, do not have Dell money. And I pay an absolute epic butt ton in taxes. We all do. In fact, we are all still reeling from the tax dollars stolen from us for all of those damn early layering centers. We are all still reeling from all the taxpayer dollars stolen from us that are being used in Medicaid fraud, Medicare fraud, home health care fraud, billions and billions.

and billions and billions of dollars. We have not received any relief for the billions of taxpayer dollars stolen from us and being used to essentially fund Porsches and luxury vacations and condos for Somali diaspora and others in other parts of the nation. I have not received any tax relief, have you? Hell, we haven't received any tax relief from COVID when we had our business. seized and forcibly shut down. And our kids were all given anxiety because they were forced to be isolated far away during one of the most important periods of their lifetimes. We all still had

to pay taxes, although we weren't getting a return on the forced investment of that tax dollars, did we? We did not. So we're all still reeling from this. And instead of giving taxpayers' relief, we're all still dealing with the leftover of Biden inflation. We're dealing with instability in the straight war moves, and instead of getting any kind of relief, what we're getting is a giant Obama-esque welfare scheme. Now, I will make note that there are a lot of people who, there are some people who cannot do math that are advising Donald Trump. And the people who cannot do math that are advising Donald Trump, they worship Hungary's federal socialist programs. Hungary tried paying women to have babies, and it was celebrated by all of the people who

think that politics began the day that their balls dropped. And to be quite a very good. And to be quite honest, it's not true. Politics has been existing and all of this stuff has been happening in various forms, a millennia before their parents or lineage was even created. But my point is this. These people have no idea how the real world works. They were looking at what Hungary did. They thought

it was great, but they didn't tell you the full story. Hungary began paying women to have babies in order to improve their birth rate and it didn't work. In fact, it was a disaster and the birth rate is now 0.8 below what it was previously before they attempted this program. I wrote about that also over with receipts at Substack.

as well. So they're trying to base things on a failed program from a quasi-dictator who, because he thinks the right way about certain things is being considered like whatever first. I don't know. But the point is it didn't work. It was a complete, nother failure. They were talking about giving minivans to women, all kinds of stuff. But it didn't actually increase the birth rate. And again, the birth rate slid back down to even a lower, to a lower percentage than it was before these socialist programs were implemented in Hungary. So back to the United States, All of this being under the one big, beautiful bill, signed into law. It's drawing literally from taxes and borrowing.

That's where we're getting the money from. We're rating the Treasury of tax dollars and we're borrowing. Children have to be born in the United States, but as the requirements, the key eligibility rules that are codified in the one big beautiful bill that I took a screenshot of and also linked and put in the substack post that is before my face right now and linked on X, the parents don't have to be. And there you have it. So all of the China H-1B people that were coming over here having babies taking them back to China, bringing them over here so they can jack up our electoral system, they're covered and they can get this money. Somali diaspora, you have parents from Somalia coming over here. They have a baby. A baby's eligible.

It's true. It's all in black and white. And the one big, beautiful bill right there. There was no oversight on this. Now remember, you have two different sets of requirements as well for the Dells and for. the federal taxpayer. This is a Republican championed welfare program. And by the way, if you think that it's not going to be expanded, yeah, they're already

talking about that. As I made mention of previously, Politico had a piece that was interviewing Republicans about all the different ways they want to expand this in their state. I like Scott Besson, but he's wrong here. This is a socialist program. So there are people in Texas that are talking about expanding it. There were people in Illinois talking about expanding it. Do you think that you can trust the lawmakers to expand this and not rob you blind the way that they did in Minnesota?

How many different ways do you think that this is going to be completely corrupted? We have created another socialist welfare program. It will never go away and it's going to be completely, it's going to turn into exactly what we've seen with Medicaid and everything else. This solves nothing. Now, I go after the people who go, well, you know, this is about investment. in kids. Well, then fine. You're free to invest in other people's kids. Some of us have kids to take care of on our own. You don't, you're not entitled to our money to pretend to be generous with. That's not virtue. You're trying to wrap up theft in a veneer of virtue. And if you care so much about the kids as you

claim, why the hell haven't you donated extra to the treasury on your own before? I will ask these socialists who pretend they're America first, I will ask them the same thing that I ask of every Democrat, socialist, and Marxist that proposes this type of BS welfare scheme to me. If you care so much about the kids, let's love kids, as you claim, why haven't you taken it upon yourself to write extra to the Treasury in your check voluntarily? Oh, you can't do it unless we're all forced to do it? That's not America first. That's Karl Marx first. That has nothing to do with the welfare of kids. If you're not voluntarily doing that already, then that pretty much says, I guess you don't care as much about kids as you claim to for the purpose of this argument. But what's more with all

of this is that you don't have to do anything like this if you really wanted to improve the economic quality of life for families, reducing the tax burden overall, cutting spending, unleashing our domestic energy production. More refineries came. We've talked about that so that we can actually refine this stuff and get more of it on the world market and be in more control of it, there's a million things that we could do getting the government out of the way, cutting regulation to make the economic environment hospitable to the creation and growth of families. But none of these people are championing those things because they're lazy.

That is the harder thing to do. People want the half-assed lazy thing that's going to turn into another Medicaid, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, name a government program that has been funded by theft of taxpayers' disaster. That's exactly what you're going to have with us. So this isn't America first, it's government first. And the fact that we're launching this as some sort of celebratory hat tip to the creation of this republic on its 250th birthday is just asinine to me. So I don't care how you slice it. It is a socialist program. It is indisputably socialist. Anchor babies are included. There is no oversight of this program. It is absolutely going to turn into another Somali diaspora early leering center. They're already pushing to expand

it in states across the country. That is more taxpayer money that's going to be stolen and going to be frittered away in fraud. And it never works. There is not a single country. There is not a single country where a program like this has ever been created in which it's worked. And I've done the legwork on researching it. So I'm happy to sit here and regale you with tales of every third world hellhole and European Euro trash hellhole that have attempted to implement this and have failed exponentially. You just have to be willing to sit here for the three hours that it's going to take me to go through every single one of those countries and what it ultimately did to their bottom line financially.

And we're seriously entertaining the idea of doing this here in the United States. States and acting like it's part of our 250th celebration when really it's a stab in the heart of Lady Liberty? Give me a break. As I said, I like a lot of what Trump does. This is not one of them. Oh my goodness, our partners that help bring you the program, the folks over at Native Path, this is a great product. If you are in the collagen market, you're looking for good collagen grass-fed collagen that is really a clean collagen. This is Native Path collagen. This is for you. It was developed by a doctor who spent years looking to. for clean collagen for his patients.

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But this employee apparently blah, blah, blah, made more than a million. But I just thought, I feel like it's a little bit of Dr. Evil here. That's not even a lot of money anymore when it comes. I know it's insane to say that, but, right? But it is. Until it's not. Just saying.

I don't know. Do we really think it is? Apparently, okay, I'm going to come back to this because this is a crazy story. It has to do with Canada and euthanasia. So saving that. A viral albino buffalo named Donald Trump was spared from that Islamic sacrifice in Bangladesh. Isn't that nice?

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Well, we all know that white liberal women are the worst. In whatever context we're talking about, it doesn't matter. They are the worst. And this video is actually evidence of it. These are women who are white and liberal. And I guess they're going to go fight against the patriarchy. Are they prepping? Is that what they're doing here?

I don't know. Let's take a look. Oh, oh, oh. Forward, step. Oh, boy. Back step. Stop. Whatever will be.

That show wall is horrible. And also those are a lot of rare legs. Ready! Right there. That is the worst shield wall I've ever seen. That is awful. And I was thinking about this. You know what it reminded me of?

Do you remember 300, the film 300 by Zach Snyder? So do you remember Leonidas when he had the conversation with, oh gosh, what is his name? Afilates. Aphilates, who was the kind of like the deformed Spartan who desperately wanted to be a part of the 300. and Leonidas was like, yeah, well, I can't because how can you lift up the shield? Can you do this? And then Afilates ended up betraying the Leonidas and went to go. And he went and snitched and went and worked with Xerxes.

You guys remember that? That's what I thought of. I thought of the exact same thing. I was like, that's just like the 300. This is Sparta. Spot and men. What is your profession? So I thought that was very interesting.

Would we be worried at all? leave it. I would not be worried at all about those broads. I mean, the shield wall was horrible. I mean, they have no idea how to protect their legs. I could just take their knees out. Boom, done, right there. I mean, it's easy. Not that I would do that, but I'm just saying. All right, folks, that does it for us today. Make sure you go find us over at Substack, the podcast, YouTube, Facebook, like, and subscribe as well. I will be back with you tomorrow.