The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Joe Kent, Charlie Kirk & A Case More Disgusting by the Minute
Episode Date: March 24, 2026Mark Levin puts Joe Kent on the spot and repeatedly asks if he leaked any classified or confidential information after Kent reveals he would testify in the trial of Charlie Kirk’s assassin. Dana sla...ms Tucker Carlson’s recent remarks claiming “There's not a single Western city that's thriving” and that Sharia Law has made societies more advanced. Dana reacts to the craziest mad-lib headline of the century featuring a quadruple amputee cornhole champion who was charged in a fatal shooting. The Philadelphia abortion doctor convicted of murder, Kermit Gosnell, passed away in prison. Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home.Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Laundry Saucehttps://LaundrySauce.com/DanaPremium, fine-fragrance laundry pods that make laundry day your favorite day of the week — find your favorite and save 20% with code DANA.Noble Goldhttps://NobleGoldInvestments.com/DanaSchedule a free gold strategy session now and stay ahead of the curve.Pocket HoseText DANA to 64000 Get a FREE pocket pivot and their 10-pattern sprayer with the purchase of ANY size Copper Head hose. Message and data rates may apply.American Financinghttps://AmericanFinancing.net/Dana or call 866-885-1332See how much you could be saving now with American Financing and get out from under that high-interest debt today. NMLS 182334, nmlsconsumeraccess.org. APR for rates in the 5s start at 6.196% for well-qualified borrowers. Call 866-885-1332 for details about credit costs and terms, or visit www.AmericanFinancing.net/DanaAsk Chapter #250 Chapter can help you take control of your Medicare. Dial #250 and say “Medicare Plan” to get your options reviewed. Relief Factorhttps://ReliefFactor.com OR CALL 1-800-4-RELIEFTry Relief Factor's 3-week Quickstart for just $19.95—tell them Dana sent you and see if you can be next to control your pain!Patriot Mobilehttps://PatriotMobile.com/DANA or call 972-PATRIOTSwitch to Patriot Mobile in minutes—keep your number and phone or upgrade, then take a stand today with promo code DANA for a free month of service!Byrnahttps://Byrna.com/DanaMake 2026 the year you protect your family with solid options—Get the Byrna today.HumanNhttps://Humann.com/DanaSupport your heart health with SuperBeets Heart Chews Zero Sugar now Buy 2 get 1 Free. Visit today to learn how to get a Free 30-day supply. PreBornhttps://Preborn.com/DANABe there for her and save a life for just $28. Visit the site or call #250 and say BABY.Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite
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We have to talk about the chosen stupidity that is happening with some of the woke rike.
And I say that because, you know, you have the CPEC thing that's happening down the road from where we are.
They hate us, by the way.
They absolutely hate us.
And it's probably because, I don't know, I mean, I could speculate, but I'm trying to be a better person in this new year.
I'm just saying, no, we used to do it.
We used to do it.
but then, you know, things kind of changed a little bit.
Not us, but things changed a little bit.
So we don't even hear from anybody.
But yeah, they're down the road.
Steve Bannon will be there, the guy who's Jeffrey Epstein's best friend
and who apparently was at Little St. James
and was in numerous emails talking about how to remove Trump from office
using the 25th Amendment and how to rehabilitate a convicted pedophile
because apparently that's what's considered conservative nowadays.
Also speaking is a guy who couldn't pass a confirmation hearing
because of the background with underage girls that I'm just saying,
Sometimes with these things, when there's smoke, there's fire.
Just saying.
But there's a Nepo baby from Florida who only got his seat because his dad probably helped buy it.
So you've got that.
And I've just, you know, I've got some questions.
I don't know if POTUS is going to be there.
At first he was scheduled to go.
Now I don't know if he's going to go.
Did he cancel it?
Actually, it might be for the better.
I know he's got his upcoming trip to China.
So it might be for the better that POTUS isn't going.
It might be a very smart move because why would you want to go and share a stage with a guy who was stabbing you in the back?
Well, he was performatively acting like he was kissing your backside to the public.
He was stabbing you in the back the entire time, whether it's leading that disgusting reporter Michael Wolfe through the White House and giving him unrestricted access and letting everybody gossip in front of him and telling him all of the administration's secrets and then acting surprised when he comes out with a hit piece book.
or literally trying to get advice, getting advice,
and giving advice to a convicted pedophile,
and then bad-mouthing the president.
You know what really gets me about some of this stuff
is some of the people who act like they're bouncers
for a movement that they've spent more time
bad-mouthing and undermining than helping?
They're the ones who want to play bouncer
and the people who had different choices in the primary
but voted for Trump three times in the general.
That apparently free and fair elections
in our election process is the bad thing,
but talking about removing a fairly elected president,
using unconstitutionally the 25th Amendment is that's that's not considered.
That's not considered something that is that's a excommunicado worthy.
It's fascinating to me.
So no, I'm not going to be going.
And I think it's good that Trump's skipping out.
I'm surprised Joe Kent's not going to be on stage.
Right.
Now I gave you my thoughts about Joe Kent and I wrote a whole piece about it.
My problem with Joe Kent and as I told you before, I think it is disgusting and un-American
to try to suppress criticism by saying that someone's service is permanent inoculation for
many and all criticism. I absolutely reject that nonsense. It enrages me. A couple of things.
We literally fought a war of independence to not be ruled by a military force from overseas.
We have a lot of protections put in place by our founders for that. And also, just like not every cop is a great cop, not every
person who served as a great person. Benedict Arnold comes to mine. Alexander Vindman comes to mine.
I mean, I can go on and on. You know, I've sat on stage with bad cops. Scott Israel is one of them.
The guy, Acevedo, who used to be down in Austin, who told me that he was going to watch and follow me
because I criticized his support for gun control. So no, everything has a caveat. There is nothing
is universal. And I think it's, it is a diminishment of other veterans.
respectable service to try to yoke them with the penalty of sharing classified information just
because one person did. Shame on the people who do that. It is un-American. That being said,
there are a lot of questions as to what he was leaking because he's being accused of leaking
classified information, as I told you, and in the piece I wrote, this investigation with the FBI
has been several months in the making before this resignation letter came out. My speculation
was that they knew he was leaking.
He was sidelined from all intel briefings.
He had his clearance revoked.
And this was even, again, all before that resignation letter.
Usually doing something that particularly extreme is that's usually not done without cause.
They usually already have a reason, especially if you're kicking people out of intel briefings,
when they're director of the counterterrorism department or division.
That's kind of a significant thing.
But he's being accused of leaking.
classified information or privileged information to the media. And now a lot of people are wondering,
did he leak it to Gal Sharpton, whose name I'm not going to say on my show, because I'm just not
going to pollute it, because seriously, you've got enough problems in your life. But was he leaking it
to Gal Sharpton? And then why does it seem, because this all goes back to Charlie Kirk. I'm going to tell
you something. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I have more inclination to believe that the people who
were trying to hijack T.P.USA.
Had him killed than any Mossad agent.
Somebody's going to say it, so I'll say it.
I mean, y'all are not doing yourselves any favors.
Y'all are looking hell of suspicious by doing this kind of stuff.
Stop it.
I can't even imagine.
So that's one of the big questions with this.
Why is this happening?
There was a story because people are saying you realize that your testimony could help
the murderer of Charlie Kirk.
and Kent replied,
quote, then honestly, so be it
if it gets us to the truth.
Are you serious?
These people, I know a lot of people out here
eat this stuff up. I've told you guys before.
My husband and I've known Charlie since he was 17 years old.
17 years old.
We were early supporters of TPSA
and not just in terms of time.
And the idea
that the guy who was witnessed,
the guy whose prints are everywhere, the guy who, I mean, Occam's razor here, are they trying to derail this court case?
He's trying to make himself a hero and help Charlie Kirk's murderer walk free because that's what this looks like.
It just shocks me. It absolutely shocks me. This is the entire case against the guy who has
assassinated Charlie Kirk may now be put in jeopardy because you have a bunch of digital horrors
who desperately need clicks and attention now that they're not in the shiny floor ivory tower
newsrooms. I just can't. Michael Schellenberger had this story. Joe Kent says he's skeptical
that Tyler Robinson who confessed to killing Charlie Kirk was the lone shooter. The accusation
could undermine the prosecutor's case against Robinson. Are you kidding me right now?
He went on with Mark Levin.
That actually finally happened.
And normally I don't get into a lot of the podcast wars, but the reason I'm telling you about
all this stuff, as I said, and this goes on with an ongoing series we've been doing
the war for the soul of the right.
There are people who are trying very, very hard to commandeer the rudder, which directs
the spiritual trajectory of the right, sort of the conscience of the right.
They're desperately trying to control it.
They also desperately want to grab on to any kind of.
kind of mechanism that they think is a force maximizer in terms of influence. And that's what
TPSA is. These are people who want to hijack TPSA. That's why they got daggers out for Erica
Kirk because she stands in the way. I don't think they anticipated that Charlie would leave his
organization to his widow. I'm not going to let a guy who spent hours on air every damn day
not speak for himself. You don't need all these people putting words in Charlie's mouths.
And screw to the everlasting fires of hell the people.
people who try. Man was on air for hours a day, Monday through Friday. He didn't need anybody
to speak for him for crying out loud. It was very clear where he was. But I think people were,
I think some of these people that thought they were going to be able to rest control of the
organization away from him. They were surprised he left it to Erica. That's why there's this
onslaught against her. I've been hearing, I hear things too. I'm just not trash. And I'm not
going to put everything on air like Jerry Springer.
Because we do have some standards here.
I get it that people who grew up race hustling with NAACP and doxing conservative
gamers don't.
But some of us who are legit do.
Now, that being said, this is cut nine.
Mark Levin and Joe Kent on this about the classified confidential information.
Listen, were you a leaker?
Are you under investigation?
Do you know whether you're under investigation?
Let's try and clear the air right.
right at the beginning.
Sure, Mark, thanks for having me on.
I never leaked any classified information.
And the stories you're reading are stories from leakers who are leaking, I guess,
maybe an investigation about me being a leaker.
So I think it's just a media counter-narrative.
So nobody has contacted you from justice or the FBI or anything like that?
Nope.
Did you ever leak?
Confident.
Let me do it this way.
Did you ever leak classified information?
You said no.
Did you ever leak confidential information?
Nope.
Never.
Never.
Were you cut out?
Okay.
You're on the record.
That's perfectly fine.
And that's a good thing, Joe.
Hmm.
But then cut eight.
They're saying otherwise.
And these are people from apparently Charlie's team.
Listen.
And then we started putting pieces together.
because Joe Kent was someone that we knew that there was a relationship there between Charlie and Andrew and Joe.
We knew that when Charlie would visit Washington, D.C., he would talk to Joe.
And we kind of put two and two together, and eventually, I'll leave out some of the details that I shouldn't say.
We kind of verified that the messages had been given by Andrew to Joe Kent,
and that Joe Kent had been the one to pass them on to Candice.
I think people giving anything to Joe Ken,
I don't think that they had any idea that that would ever be passed on to Candace.
I will say that.
I don't believe that at all.
I don't believe that they, in a million years, thought that if that was the case,
that those would be passed to Candace, to Gal Sharpton, sorry.
But I don't know.
That makes sense because she said at one point,
she said, yeah, she got something from the counterterrorism division.
Kane, what department was Joe Kenan again?
Was he, was that where he was?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Head of the Counterterrorism Division.
Huh.
Huh.
Wow.
I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
We're just supposed to swallow all that.
I'm just, I'm positive.
That's just a very convenient coincidence because we all know that coincidences happen all
the time in politics.
It's all accident.
There's no nefarious organization or anything like that happening.
I'm just saying.
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Let's go ahead and play this.
Let's just jump right into this, shall we?
Let me set this up.
This is, oh gosh.
probably 11. Let's start with 11. I feel like he's been to Qatar too many times now. Go ahead and play 11. Go ahead.
Oh, but you go to a country like Japan or the Emirates or Qatar or Saudi Arabia and you see that when people are self-confident, when they're really pleased with what they're doing and they believe that their system is the right system, that self-confidence results in a kind of welcoming attitude.
So you'll be sitting at dinner in Riyadh,
Saudi Arabia, and you'll say, you know,
I'm really kind of pro-Jesus.
Like, I'm a Christian.
They'll be like, oh, that's so great.
And they don't have the same.
Well, they mean it.
They don't have the same belief.
No, they're Muslims.
They're Muslims.
It's a country governed by Sharia law.
Right.
And they're like, that's great.
Good for you.
Yeah.
Now, the quote they were saying is,
oh, well, he says that Sharia has made Islamic societies
more advanced than the West.
and people were saying, well, he's not said that verbatim.
People who have the reading comprehension of a finless dolphin
are saying that, I don't know why the finless has to be a part of it,
but the people have the reading comprehension of marine life.
They apparently don't get it.
He expands, by the way, on this in this next cut.
This is, go ahead and play cut tin.
I travel so much that I see it.
There's not a single Western,
city that's thriving.
And they're all degrading
in exactly the same way. Is a lot of
it just a moral decay? Or is it
actually true from everything? It's a lot of things,
but it's self-hatred. Every city.
Crazy. Every European city, every American city.
It's just why people lose their
will to live, their will to pass
on their culture, their values, their religion
to their children, their will to have children.
It's all gone. I mean, the cities
in Texas are pretty nice. It's
always the blue cities. And I feel
like that nuance is important. If you're going to
to a major metropolitan area, it's typically blue. You can go to a blue city and it's, you know, I mean,
they're turning New York into a hellscape. Minneapolis is, Minnesota's like little Mogadishu.
Los Angeles, absolute hellhole. Chicago, try not to get shot. I mean, if you go to blue cities,
but what happens when you go to red towns? What happens when you go to places like, you know,
grapevine, Texas? What happens when you go outside?
of the metropolitan area. People have no problem passing their values down. You know, one of the
most amazing videos that I saw in the past year, and I love it, is a football team from Texas as a high
school football team, and they were going to state, and they all loaded up on the buses, and they
were all getting ready for that trek to, I think they were going to heading to Austin to play,
and they were going to state. They were going to fight the state football championship,
and that's a big deal here where Friday Night Lights was born. And the dads, a whole mess of dads,
got on their horses. They had their cowboy hats, and they were flying their American flag and the Texas
flag and the school flag. And I have to say, those men were amazing because even when they were riding,
I swear, they held that American flag high. They were still observing flag code even then. It was awesome.
Although Texas flag is the only flag that can be at the same level as the United States flag. That's a fun fact.
And they had their little high school flag in colors. And they were riding alongside the buses as the kids were going to state.
I think Tucker needs to leave his ivory tower a little bit.
Maybe travel as much as you do in the Middle East.
Maybe travel around to some of these other places in the United States
and actually experience American culture and not just what the Qataris tell you that American culture is.
Maybe get outside of your East Coast.
Maybe leave Palm Beach a little bit.
Although Palm Beach is pretty nice.
Maybe leave New York a little bit.
Go out and experience the rest of America.
before you start denigrating America as the left does and as Islamists do.
Islamism doesn't have a culture.
They're colonizers.
I mean, everything about their culture is based upon colonization.
Go and even look at Mecca and the creation of the structure in Mecca.
Everything.
Go and look at Iran.
A great flourishing Persian culture taken over by Islamism.
Islamism colonizes.
Go and look at what's happening in the UK in New York.
We talked about this yesterday.
FDNY, in fact, is one of the fire stations that had some of the highest fatality rates because of 9-11.
And their lobby is a living reminder.
Their lobby is an entire memorial to those lost in 9-11.
They have plaques, names, et cetera.
And Islamists were putting prayer rugs on the plaques.
we were showing photos and video of it yesterday.
Never, never forget turned into we forgot.
You got to get outside of these areas to experience actual culture.
And I hear this and it just sounds like another leftist running down America.
And don't sit here and tell me, this is the other thing I hate, because I've had text arguments
and I'm not trash so I don't put everybody's text conversations out there, although some people
ought to be pretty damn grateful that I don't.
But don't.
don't sit here and be like, well, you don't want, I'm a Christian. Like you're a shepherd
or that inoculates you, especially when you think that everybody who isn't a Catholic is Protestant
and everyone who believes in Israel's right to exist is your definition of a Zionist. I think people
need dictionaries in Jesus for Christmas this year. So I'm just tired of it. It's all, this idea of
going back, like we've been talking about, multipolarity. It is a communist lie that is being laundered through
podcast to stand. All of this communist trash is being laundered through these thirsty digital
whores who are eager to lap it up because they're so scared about their place in the
commentariat hierarchy. They're so terrified after they leave the ivory tower of Fox News.
Where are they going to go if they don't have the shiny studio in the 15 different producers
per segment? I heard somebody go, well, I got like seven producers. We got two. I mean,
It's just goofy.
But it's all being laundered through that and then served to you like it's a mainstream
acceptable argument.
Go and compare some of these Islamist cities to any town in the United States.
And you tell me who has more freedom?
You think, you think Qatar?
You know, people can't even pass their Christian heritage on in Qatar.
In fact, the only reason that they're even Christians in Qatar is because they practice slavery.
98% of their population is a slave force that works.
Yes, Moses led all the people to freedom, but not everybody.
But that's ignored.
I mean, I guess, you know, a lot of zeros written in the check can make you
overlook that aspect.
I'm just asking questions, you know, but you can't even pass your Christian heritage
onto there.
No, you're relegated out to the outskirts of the tattooing and cutter.
in a nondescript box of a building
that all the Christians are expected to go to.
You can't say God, you can't say Jesus,
you can't even have a cross, you can't say Christian.
You can't wear, I could not wear my cross necklace
in any of these Islamist countries.
I couldn't even wear it.
It's considered a haram.
It's against their laws.
Hmm.
But, you know, there's so much better.
Yes.
In what way?
You know, even if I will never forget when we were one of the times that we were in Rome, we were on a rooftop and we were in a meeting with talking with some of these, you know, conservative leaders from various parts of Europe that were comprising the conservative faction in the EU and trying to push for conservative reforms. I mean, ultimately they would all like to leave it. But, you know, until that point, here we are. And Mateo Salvini, who's the deputy president.
Prime Minister was there. There was very intriguing conversation with everybody. And at one point,
I just remember looking around and I could see the Coliseum lit up at night beautifully in the distance.
And I could see the Pantheon. I could see different museums. And you could see St. Peter's like way in the
distance. And I'm looking at all of these amazing, I mean, Capitol Inn Hill, you could see parts of that.
You know, you're looking around at all of this amazing history.
And then the thought occurred to me, it's almost like being in a cultural cemetery.
And the Coliseum, Pantheon, these other buildings are sort of like not really tombstones,
but kind of like epitaphs of a lost age of greatness.
And thankfully, they're fighting to stop the complete unlimited migration illegally and everything
else, but it just really struck me. But at least you have those things in that culture.
When you look at Islamist nations, you don't. Sure, you have colonization, but it's still parts of
another culture that were meshed together and then claimed, like Gaza. Just very interesting.
So I don't know where this idea comes from, that all of this other stuff is greater than any
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dot com slash dana i got to share with you all we got to lighten it up for a minute because this is my
favorite story of this year yes so it's got everything it's got guns and murder and cornhole and a guy
would know like all his arms are gone all of them i mean it has everything i feel like that uh
what is the guy from s andl he's he's like the hot new
club where DJ
Baby Bok Choy has knees like biscuits
and it's just Stefan
that's what I'm thinking of
so here's the headline guys
quadruple ampute
professional cornhole
player faces
murder charges
okay what? That's just a lot to
process everybody knows
Cornhole is that like a thing we play in the South
people know everyone or is that everybody
plays cornhole? Everyone's played
cornhole they're all being back through a
through a board hole. I'm really good at cornhole because I was raised on ski ball and cornhole,
but also ski ball. I could be in the Olympics if that was ever a thing. We could have it at the
Chuckie Cheese that's, you know, down the street. Quadruple amputee and a professional,
he just is not any regular cornhole player. Nay, this feller is a professional a cornhole player.
Yeah, he's so good he can murder somebody with no arms. How does that even happen? This guy's not
handicapped. I don't believe you because he's a professional cornhole player against people that have
all their arms. He is not handicapped. I don't believe it. Sorry, he's more capable than everybody.
Dayton James Weber of Maryland. He was arrested in Charlottesville, Virginia and arraigned in Charles
County for the fatal shooting of 27-year-old Bradrick. Bradrick couldn't make up your mind.
Had to have both. Bradrick Michael Wells. He was arrested at a Virginia hospital in
face his first and second degree murder charges as he awaits extradition to Charles County.
So he shot this guy and then apparently drove away with the guy in the vehicle.
He picked up, I don't know, man.
So according to the statement, that's just the way the story is.
An argument broke out between Weber and Wells.
The witnesses who are identified in the charging documents is just witness one and two said
that Weber pulled out a firearm and shot Wells twice during the argument.
Then Weber pulled the vehicle over and asked the passengers to get Wells out of the car, which they refused.
And then they got out of the vehicle, flagged on a cop, and then Weber drove off with Wells still inside the car.
Okay, what?
What?
So the guy has no arms and no legs, and he was able to do all of this.
You have no excuses, guys.
When you wake up and you're like, I can't make today, I want you to think of this professional murder.
cornhole player who was able to do all this stuff without any arms or legs. You have no excuses,
okay? None for you. So he drove also, he tried to get the witnesses out to help them. They fled.
So he drove off again. And then somebody like in a different town found the guy's body in their
yard that it's even crazier. There's video of him. There's like all these videos on social media
showing this dude shooting. Should we show any of them? Can we? Or will the
first does he get does the first tv does direct tv get real weird what does juan say how does won
come down on this yeah he has to see it first okay i mean he doesn't say no bad words and he's not
shoot nobody in him you know how the extra careful tv people one is like the purest person he's made
entirely of goodness and protein and he just sits over there you know tries to stay away from all of us
because we're all compromised but um yeah he's a quadruple amputee he was like a parent
really athletic. Lorraine says he was a wrestler in high school. But he had 10 months old, he had a
blood infection. And that, I mean, this guy's like a, he was like a grappler. You have no excuse.
None. My gosh. So this is, he's 25. Well, no, he's, I think he's 26 now. But he's so not only was he
a wrestler, but then he became a professional cornhole player. And then he shot this dude. And
killed him. I mean,
isn't that going to make it, if he goes to jail,
how does that work?
Yeah, where do you put the handcuffs?
That's a great question. I mean, it's like Schrodinger's arms.
You know, he's armed and unarmed simultaneously at the same time.
But is this really keeping and bearing arms, though?
Just saying, I feel like the defense, I, if I'd be like Johnny Cochran,
I would be Johnny Cochran in this thing to death.
Be like, Your Honor, you heard, although he's dead, God rest of all.
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
But, Your Honor, my client was literally unarmed.
To this day.
He remains.
He was unarmed.
He remains unarmed.
Sir, he was unarmed at the time of this criminal action, this unfortunate tragedy.
And he, to this day, Your Honor, remains unarmed.
and then, you know, I'm just saying, I'm stumped at how this is going to go.
He was born on Arndham.
You miss that one. I'm sad.
So I don't, can I just, okay, I'm not, you can't blame me for the story like this?
So the guy that was killed, did he die laughing?
Did he die from laughing?
I just am made of questions here.
But you have no excuse.
Yeah, but this dude shoots, like no problem.
he's able to shoot and all that but I think I mean what an amazing story that he like milkshake ducked himself in a way you know yeah you guys know what the milkshake I mean in a quasi milkshake duck way you guys know what that means so milkshake duck it happened when uh it's like a thing on the internet once you find something that seems wholesome and fun ends up being bad or they did something in their past that compromises or perverts or pollutes how you view them now so the example was oh look it's an adorable little duck that loves milkshakes five
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great story and then he became a murderer and it's, you know, I'm amused and also it's admirable
and then no, bad, you know, I don't know. I'm just a jumble of feelings on the story cane.
But I feel like if he can overcome those odds and be a professional cornhole player,
what the hell Madlib kind of headline is this, by the way? If he can be a professional
cornhole player, and I'm not saying to murder someone, but he murdered someone. And he murdered someone.
and then drove a car. You have no excuse. You have no excuse. You get up and you take charge of
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It's like ceramic lawn geese, right? I just saw that immediately fascinating.
me so shiny there it is all right so kermit gosnell how many of you remember kermit gosnell
i know guys remember him he is the guy this was back what year was this cane this was maybe
like what 2012 something like that uh anne mackalini and phelan mackley are the irish
documentarians, the American Irish, well, they're Irish and they became Americans. They did an
amazing documentary on this guy. He's the most prolific serial killer in the world, in the United
States at least, Kermit Gossnell. He was a Philadelphia abortionist, convicted of first-degree
murder in the brutal killings of three babies that were born alive during late-term abortions
at what was called his House of Horrors clinic. He was 85 years old. He was. He was 85 years old.
he passed away in prison. He was serving three consecutive life sentences. So he had 30 years on federal
drug charges, all kinds of stuff. I mean, his trial was in 2013. And Anne McElene even interviewed him
in prison and wrote a book about this. She was on the show about it. She's, he did this for 30 years,
and they thought that he murdered thousands upon thousands of babies. And when we talk about late-term abortions,
I am not exaggerating. If you were unfamiliar with Karma Gosnell, this is,
These are, I'm not going to get into the goryer details because I was reading the court transcripts.
And I actually had to stop at one point because it was, it was just really bad.
This guy, he ran this clinic in Philly.
And it was so notorious, and that's him, that there were actual infants pickled in jars, infant parts pickled in jars.
This came about around the same time that David Delighton did the undercover investigation of Planned Parenthood
taking harvested parts from late-term aborted babies and selling them on the black market.
And that was all on record.
And if you remember, then Vice President Kamala Harris was the Attorney General in California,
and she went after David Delighton over that story, raided his house, everything.
that's how far back that was.
She was A.G. California then became Senator.
And it happened about on her way out, on her way out from A.G.
into the Senate.
And, yeah, it was pretty horrific.
Kermit Gossnell, this story exploded about the same time that there was a push
state by state to have states increase the standard of care in abortion clinics.
Because these clinics, if you're unfamiliar, they were not true.
treated as a health clinic. They were not expected to meet the same standard of care that a community
health center, which offers a full suite of services and outnumbers Planned Parenthood 3 to 1 in
every state, that they were expected to provide. So meaning you had to have like a doctor on call
or doctor on staff. You had to be able to have somebody that had admitting privileges at hospitals
and an anesthesiologist and things like that. And it wasn't preventing them from doing it. It was
saying you need to provide the same standard of care that a woman would expect to receive at a
actual medical clinic. And they fought on that. And then the narrative that they were trying to
spin in the press was, oh, you're trying to stop all abortions. And it's like, people gobble that up.
They were literally arguing against having to increase their standard of care for people who were
going there to get abortions. It's insane. So while that fight was happening, the Kermogosn-Elthing
broke open. There was a woman who passed away because emergency responders could not get into the
emergency doors because they were locked and blocked by just hoarders garbage. It was a disgusting
clinic and they would literally be throwing like discarded, aborted infants like into dishes and
left there. I mean, as bad as you think it is, it's worse. There were, they, they were,
there was a woman who bled to death.
And these were the, they got murder charges.
They tried to get him on all these different charges.
He was described as a chilling monster.
Thousands of babies.
There were women there who, you know, nearly lost their lives.
One woman, that's how the story broke open, the one woman they couldn't get to.
And it was, they said, pill mill by day and abortion mill by night.
That's what federal authorities noted.
and when they went in there, when they were serving the warrant on his clinic, they were shocked
by what they saw.
He was also illegally prescribing oxycotton, all kinds of, you know, controlled substances.
They did the raid in 2010, and they found all kinds of stuff.
Flea-infested animals, rusty instruments, the instruments that they didn't clean anything
up.
Like women, when they were going to trial, and there were, again, parts of the court transcript that I just had to stop reading because it was so detailed and gross.
But one woman who went in to the clinic during her deposition had said that, and they said this at trial, that there was literally blood smeared on the floor, like dry blood smeared on the floor.
and if you go into an examination room, you know how they have the paper, usually that's over
the little bed that you lay on, the little pleather bed, that sometimes there wouldn't even be any
or sometimes she went in, because she went there twice.
One time was a dirty towel and the other time they didn't even have anything there.
Another woman said that they would use paper, but they just never changed it.
And it would be like the same paper on the same thing for different patients,
like a week, two weeks. How, oh my gosh, it was disgusting. The instruments were not properly
cared for. They were rusty, just left out, just horrific stuff. I mean, if you weren't going to
get killed from an abortionist, you know, you're going to get killed from a number of the
diseases or bacteria that, you know, that that whole environment was harvesting, that they were creating.
And so when his story broke out, it became a real case to against abortions.
on demand and people really did find out that yes late-term abortions are happening and by
late-term I mean a woman's in labor and doesn't want her baby late-term that's the stuff we're
talking about when when you hear people talk about these things they're not making it up
and you can still go back these the court transcripts are all online still but I'm going to
warn you some of the stuff you can't unsee because there's photos in it they have photo
you can't unsee some of the stuff and you can't unread it.
So just take my word for it if you do not want to expose yourself to that.
It was horrific.
Well, he's dead now.
That guy's dead.
I hope he repented because if he didn't, he's burning an everlasting, all-consuming fire.
If he did not repent, he is Satan's play thing right now.
That's how it works.
Just a horrific human.
You know, he was given an award.
He won like awards.
given a key to the city he was celebrated and I don't know how that was a shock to the community
when this came out because when you see just like right at when they rated it there were photos of
when they went in you know that you take it for evidence I mean just looking at the outside it was
sketch as all get out how was something like that getting awards are you kidding me and the and the
crazy thing is this is also at the time plan parenthood was asking for more money and you know I
mentioned the community health centers those are actual health centers
that are for the type of people who would go and seek anything medical at a Planned Parenthood.
Plant Parenthood was just for abortions. They tried to act like they offer all this other services.
They lied and said that they offered mammograms. They can just give you a referral.
They don't have mammography machines. They didn't even have a licensing to do that.
They had no technicians to do it. None of that stuff. Whereas community health centers have all of it.
They also do, some of them do pediatrics and most of them also see men.
They have a full suite of services. The only thing they did not do was offer abortion on demand. That's it.
but they were actually trying to take money away from them and allocate more money for Planned Parenthood.
That was all happening under Obamacare.
Democrats were actually trying to reduce the amount of money to these community health centers
and redirect it towards Planned Parenthood, even though it's not about health care at all.
They were buying themselves votes.
Crazy.
So he's dead.
I don't feel bad for him.
I don't.
Now can I give you a nice story?
Because I think you guys need it.
I thought this was fake and it's not.
So seven stolen dogs escaped a meat factory in China
and embarked on a 10-mile journey together back home.
There's this video footage that one has that shows these dogs, all sizes.
They formed kind of like this band of brothers.
And it was led by a corgi.
You can see the little chipper corgi up there.
He's leading everybody.
I don't know who did the video.
I hope they helped.
after they took video.
But he was apparently trying to guide them to safety.
And the guy shared it online and urged authorities to step in.
And then apparently bitter coffee stray dog, apparently is, this is the site.
They said animals came from the same village and they had likely formed strong bonds.
Volunteers were dispatched and they used a drone to track the dogs and guide them home.
Now, one volunteer said the animals had been stolen by people running a dog meat shop.
and they may have escaped from a truck,
although there were no witnesses as to how that happened.
But how sweet is that?
I mean, first off, eating dog is horrific.
But they said that, yeah, and there's still dog meat restaurants
that are in northern China.
And now they said that dog farms are becoming rare
because it's costly to raise them, thank heavens.
But a lot of them, strays and stolen pets
are like a cheap, easy source of meat for them.
So these dogs, thankfully, apparently reportedly,
got home. But they were led by this little temperamental corgi that was leading them along the way.
It was amazing. What an amazing story. I'm glad they're safe. Folks, I knew that I turned into an
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And now, all of the news
you would probably miss. It's time
for Dana's Quick 5.
All right. So apparently
McDonald's is testing humanoid robots
on the front line because why not?
Someone's going to get their face pressed
to the griddle. That's how this is going to end.
Let's be real. I don't like that.
I would... I'm
bigoted towards robots.
I am a bot bigot.
Hells yes.
I don't care.
So in Shanghai, they're testing humanoid robots.
And so you go up and, you know, you really just could have self-checkout.
Do you really need to make the robot do it at this point?
They're from Keenan Robotics to serve customers.
And they provide information greet guests and help enliven the atmosphere.
Sure.
Try those in a waffle house and see what happens, especially after 10 o'clock at night.
And then we're going to see how capable these robots are.
Politicians who often hurl insults get 10, get nine times the media coverage, but zero extra votes.
Wow, it's almost like study finds, the people who came out with this cuty little survey,
just realize that the stuff that happens in the hyper online world doesn't necessarily translate into moving the needle in meat space.
Wow, what?
Yeah, because like 7% of the population is on X.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
You're just screaming into the void.
And probably not even that.
on what the algorithm does to you. Suspected pipe bombs were found in Fort Washington Park in
Maryland. This according to NBC Channel 4. They said that a bomb squad responded to these
devices that were found in Fort Washington Park Sunday and Monday, Monday, according to fire officials.
They several suspected. So it's actually more than two. They never actually gave a solid number,
but they just said several. Maybe three? I don't know. But they were found and rendered safe
by Prince George County's fire department
and the police evacuated the park.
So what is it like Iranian stuff?
What are we talking about here?
I'm immediately suspicious.
I'm just saying a rocket scientist
with ties to a missing Air Force General
associated with UFOs disappeared
under eerily similar circumstances
per the New York Post.
This General William McCaslin disappeared,
retired Air Force General,
under eerily similar circumstances.
He was very close to monitoring.
Reza, who went missing in July of last year in the Angeles National Forest while hiking with
two experienced companions. They were exploring some trail that I don't care about because hiking
is glorified walking. Don't send me hate mail because what I'll do is I'll put it to the target
at the range and blow holes in it. But it is, this is a suss, man. I'm saying it sounds like some
shenanigans were happening here. Our friends over at Burn a Gun, you know, I've told you a million
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Maybe it's, you know, whatever it is,
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Or maybe you're a college kid.
Living on your own, old enough to do that,
but you're not old enough to carry a firearm to defend your life.
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I love this video, even though he's very naughty.
It's a pup who is caught stealing steaks literally right off of a neighbor's doorstep in Oklahoma.
So it looks like they had like a food delivery.
and he's like, ooh, steaks for me.
I hope he didn't eat any of the plastic, though.
Yeah, I didn't take anything else,
just took the steak, and it was captured on video.
This is also why you can't leave your groceries
just sitting there on your porch.
You've got to really, but man, that, I'm loud word,
I hope he didn't eat the styrofoam in the plastic that's over it.
But that dude got a rib, that pup got a ribby steak like that.
I would not encourage my pups to do that.
I feel like I would train my dog to do it.
and not steal it from my porch, but other people's porches.
You just go, what, wash it off and cook it out?
Yeah, why not.
How would you treat it to the dog?
I'd at least give the dog its rewards.
I don't know.
I feel like Daisy would, but Wick would be like, no, no, no, what steak?
I didn't see a steak.
What are you talking about?
But Daisy would be like, this here?
It's right here?
She's so friendly and so happy.
It's, you know, it's adorable.
All right, later on this week, like I said,
her roommate Dylan is going to be on the program,
and we're going to talk to her about this ATF pistol brace enforcement continuing.
why is it still happening? So we'll have all of that and all the latest with Iran.
In the meantime, can today's stupidity. Can we go to Maine's governor in cut 15 one?
Maine's governor here. Okay. Uh-oh.
She, well, just real quick, just to set it up, Biden clearly wasn't at his full capacity
during his last four years as president. That's enough. She clearly supported Biden in all
of that, but here's what she says now.
Our own health.
Tell us why we should trust you.
Listen, I wasn't going to kick
the guy when he's down, honestly.
But we had a meeting with the president
just a few weeks or so after the
horrible debate. And I was
one of the people who spoke up and said,
you know, all the governors, Democratic
governors, call for this meeting
in order to try to dissuade him from
running. That didn't work at that time.
Yeah. It's called accountability.
That's not like taking somebody when they're down.
just an excuse that they're telling themselves so they don't have to answers to why they didn't
is that what you would do to your kid if you saw them struggling you you you wouldn't you wouldn't
help i just you know they're out there prostitating themselves on meth i was there i want to kick
them out of now please that does it for us today folks make sure you go find us facebook and
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