The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Noble Peace Prize Transferred To Trump, Liberal Melts Down Over Duck Hunting & Woke Star Trek

Episode Date: January 16, 2026

Minneapolis’ Police Chief destroys the left’s narrative about ICE. The ATF and DOJ executed an ARREST WARRANT for the man caught on video stealing an FBI rifle out of a car during the Minneapolis riots. Venezuela’s opposition leader officially transfers her Nobel Peace Prize to President Trump. Why is Tucker Carlson visiting with Trump today? Florida Panthers Star Matthew Tkachuk gives a patriotic speech when visiting President Trump at The White House.A 21 year-old Minneapolis trans rioter attacked an ICE agent and learned his/her lesson the hard way. Dana shares her commentary. A Liberal white woman LOSES HER MIND over duck hunters in a profanity-laced tirade. A single mom is blowing up on Tiktok for creating a date deposit app so she will only date men who pre-deposit her “date preparation costs” ahead of time. An NYC senior citizen is getting JAILED for fatally shooting a mugger in self-defense over gun possession charges.Democrats are going political still blaming Republican states for their lack of gun laws for the violence in Chicago. Matt Gaetz claims intentional fires in Argentina are part of a globalist master plan to create a new Jewish ethnostate in the Americas. Paramount only hit 1300 live viewers during the free YouTube premiere of the new woke Star Trek show which featured cadets getting DEI training.Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…CovePurehttps://CovePure.com/DanaMake a New Year's resolution that sticks and improve your health with clean water. Get $200 off for a limited time.Bank on Yourselfhttps://BankOnYourself.com/Dana Bank on Yourself offers tax-free retirement income, guaranteed growth, and full control of your money. Receive your free report.Patriot Mobilehttps://PatriotMobile.com/DANA or call 972-PATRIOTSwitch to Patriot Mobile in minutes—keep your number and phone or upgrade, then take a stand today with promo code DANA for a free phone!Humannhttps://HumanN.comKick off the New Year with simple, delicious wellness support—pick up Humann’s Turmeric Chews at Sam’s Club next time you’re there and see why they’re such a fan favorite!WebRoothttps://Webroot.com/Dana Take your cybersecurity seriously! Get 60% off Webroot Total Protection today!Noble Goldhttps://NobleGoldInvestments.com/DanaThis is the year to create a more stable financial future.  Open a qualified account with Noble Gold and receive a 3 oz Silver Virtue coin free.Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite

My name is Brian O'Hara, B-R-I-A-N-O-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-R-A-A-N-A-A-R-A-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-ROL-E-E-E-ROL-E-E-E-RENT IN-FFOR-E-RENT. During the struggle, the federal agent discharged his weapon, striking one adult mail. The adult mail then retreats, inside of the residence where he remained inside and refused to come out. Eventually federal agents made entry into the residence and the individual was brought to an ambulance where he has been transported to the hospital. Minneapolis police have secured the crime scene around the location and the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Appie Hunction as well as the FBI are on the scene processing the evidence. There's a crowd gathered in the area and we have called for mutual aid from the Minnesota State's patrol and Hennepin County Sheriff. The crowd is engaging in unlawful acts. They have thrown fireworks at police officers and at multiple times a gas has been deployed. Police are attempting to disperse this unlawful assembly at this time. I urge anyone that

is at the scene to leave immediately. This is already a very tense situation and we do not need this to escalate any further. I have faith that the investigators are involved will follow every lead in this case and ensure it is completed to its logical conclusion. Well, it's another day and we're still having to deal with the leftist attacking ICE agents, not just in Minneapolis. Somebody tried to do this in Florida. I read, I think this was yet, well, it was after the show yesterday that there was one of these protests and the assailant just tried to sucker punch. a cop. That's emboldened. People are not raised right. Do you know what happens if baby Dana were to run out there and punch a cop? Can you imagine? The law would have nothing on my mother. I would have

to seek the law's protection from my mother. That's what would end up happening. No joke. Kane, what would you have done if you had acted like, you know, if you would have gone out there and done hood rat stuff in the street and was punching cops and stuff? Oh yeah. I would get a lot worse at home. Jim, any Christmas. These people do not get beaten enough as children. That's the only thing. Like this was the, these are the, everybody gets a trophy leftist. That's who these are. Welcome to the program, Dana Lash with you. We're at the top of this hour. And the first hour, we're going to get you set up for your weekend by just going through everything because we've got the latest as it relates to Venezuela. We also have the latest with Minnesota. We got Greenland. We got some domestic stuff. I've got some pop culture stuff for you as well. Because remember the woke Star Trek that everybody thought I was joking with you guys on? Literally like everybody thought I was joking with them when I put this up. I had it up on substack and the comments were like, oh, that's not real. They would never, and they did. Guess how many people watched it? Like nobody?

Legit. Nobody cared. Nobody cared about the woke Star Trek. Wasn't Star Trek already getting dangerously woke anyway? I felt like, I mean, I just sort of felt that way. Anyway, so long story short, we're going to dive into all of that as well and get you set up. So the pulling up my, well, actually I had three copies of my notes up, give me for a moment. So the press conference that you just heard, by the way, that was the addressing of, you know, the continued attacks on these ICE agents. and they're not, ice agents are not backing down. You know, I saw something, too, that said all of this may have saved Christy Knoem's political career in ambitions.

If anything is going to be able to get, if anything is going to be able to get the public's attention over her, taking her dog to a gravel pit, it's going to be deporting illegal aliens. I think people will get behind that. I'm just saying, you know, I'm just saying, I think people would, you know, and she wanted to go back and run for governor again or something like that. She never will be vice president, but you know what I mean. but it's been, I read a piece where they were suggesting that her career was saved, and I don't disagree with that, really. But, I mean, DHS is doing a great job. She's out there, and I don't care if she's putting herself in all the videos.

As long as she's doing the job, I don't care if she has extensions that are like triple what Crystal Gale would have gotten in the 70s. Is that right? She's the one that had the long hair. I think so. Yeah. I don't care. I don't care how long of her. She can do whatever she wants to.

I don't, she can wear platform lusite heels with fish in the heel. I don't care. She can do whatever she's. she wants. Just keep on deporting people. Keep on doing what you're doing. And nobody will complain. So the one of the craziest things, this is cut three. So Nick Sortor, who's an independent journalist, they had riots, the riots that they've been having night after night in Minneapolis. He got video of a guy legit breaking into a vehicle and stealing a rifle out of a vehicle. Now, it's not just any vehicle and it's not any rifle. It was an FBI car and it was an FBI-owned

rifle and I mean this is crazy watch this this is cut three you know the peaceful riots yes so he actually wasn't arrested last night he could have been but the Minneapolis police didn't bother chasing the vehicle that it just stolen a high powered rifle out of an FBI car so that stole it out of one of these weapons lockers that was in the back but what I can confirm now is that Raul Gutierrez age 33 that you see in the video that I posted last night stealing a a firearm from an FBI vehicle has been arrested by the ATF and the DOJ. They executed an arrest warrant today and he's a known member of the Latin King's gang. I just got all this information just before I came on air.

He's got a lengthy violent rap sheet. Of course he should have been in prison already, but in Tim Waltz, Minnesota, they don't arrest anybody here. You know, I was just thinking about this. So he's talking about a gang member, the Latin Kings game member. bet these progressive carins are out there. I don't want to hear emails about cairns. That's the name society chose. No one thinks all cairns are like it. And this is the last time I'm going to address it. Not everything is about any specific person watching it. But the progressive Karen's that are out there, how much you want to bet that they think Latin kings is like some

kind of a club band? I was just thinking of this. How much you want to bet? These broads don't know any of this. They're out there like, they're trying to deport these sweet musicians. How much you want to bet that they think that? I wouldn't be surprised. They're like, I saw that Buena Vista Social Club documentary. How come are you going after the Latin Kings now? I bet that's what they're thinking up there. That would explain some things, right? Who doesn't love a good band? You know what I'm saying? That would explain some things. Going after these young

gentlemen musicians, you know, these future doctors. What if, though? I'm just, you know, it's Friday. I'm under the influence of allergy medications. you know, dealing with. You don't need to hear out. My eustachian tube craziness. So I'm just, you know, indulge me for a moment. What if?

That would make sense. That's the only way that that makes sense, by the way, Kane. Because I still can understand how these people are out here doing this for criminals that are defrauding you, literally defrauding it. The mental yoga necessary to try to understand the left is astounding. Oh, completely. Completely. Absolutely agree. So just, yeah, interesting.

Very, very, I think that that explains some stuff with that. All right, so you've got, I mean, that guy could have been arrested. I mean, they were not getting any help from, because local law enforcement, as you know, prior, we've talked about this before. They were told to stand down with this stuff. They were. So they're not getting, for a while, they have not been getting the backup that they need. Oh my gosh.

I'm really my right now the left is also trying to identify any tattoo that might be on any ice agent's arm twice now this has gone horrifically for them are they still doing this can't make it up so still ongoing in mean in Minneapolis meanwhile the investigation continues and misappropriated funds in the meantime one of the things that they are looking at doing is bringing in therapy goats it's going to help people I mean instead of seeing a therapist go pet a goat so So the Minneapolis City Attorney's Office emailed staff, inviting them to a, quote, healing circle with, quote, therapy goats. So Democrats are out there talking about going after ICE agents, and the city staff, as my friend Dustin Grange puts it, they're offered quiet reflection time with goats. The email reads, I have it here, to. CAO friends, I wanted to pass this along. Human Resources will be facilitating a healing circle for any city employees who would like to be in shared space with colleagues. This is intended as a quiet, supportive environment for connection and presence. I have to interrupt my reading of the email by asking, have they ever met a goat? Going back to it, they say, as a reminder,

therapy goats will also be in PSB 100 beginning at noon, and folks are welcome. to stop by at any point. Participation is entirely optional. There is no expectation to speak or actively participate. Attendees are welcome to simply sit, listen, and be in community with one another. From Kristen Anderson, parenthetical, she slash her, Minneapolis city attorney. Wow, I couldn't tell. If you have to, so in Landman, I don't know if you guys watch Landman. I love that show. Love that show. They actually scouted our house for that TV series. I love that show.

I like Billy Bob Thorne. He was born to play this role. I think it's expertly cast. And they had Michelle, what is it? Randolph is her name? She's the blonde actor. She plays Ainsley Norris. She plays the daughter of Tommy Norris,

who is the titular landman from the series. And she went to cheer camp at TCU. This is in the series. And in the cheer camp, going into these pronouns, I'm going to go back to making fun of the therapy goats in a minute. At the cheer camp, she had a room with a they-them, and she was questioning the grammatical correctness. And she plays a dits on the series, so it was funny to see a dits correct, a purposeful dits, who's trying to cosplay as a gender fluid.

And it was very interesting dialogue. And, of course, all the left is apoplectic. The left, which doesn't watch Landman anyway, is apoplectic because someone questioned the grammatical correctness of using plural pronouns for a singular, clearly bitchy female character. So the left was all up in arms about it. So whenever I see the pronouns after people's name, I immediately assume that they're super stupid. I immediately will assume the absolute worst of you.

And I will treat you discourteously because I feel like you're about to infringe upon my perceived reality, which is the reality. Anyway, back to the therapy goats. Are these the animals that are driving the cars? I don't know. I just, I can't believe they have therapy goats. What kind of goats? Regular old goats?

Are they the fainting goats? Are they the little pygmy goats that I see on Instagram all the time? Stop showing me that Instagram. I mean, I'm real particular. I'm just questioning. I'm curious about the goats. This is the dumbest thing I've ever. This is like a sitcom.

Well, instead of doing anything to quell the tension in the city, instead of using, you know, proper leadership skills and trying to de-escalate the situation instead of further inflame it, we're just going to bring some goats in that y'all can come in and pet these goats. That's going to make all the tension and the death go away. You know, you're going to come out, refresh, feeling great. Go come pet some goats. You can tell these are city people because they think it is a treat to go pet a goat.

My grandparents had goats. See them all the damn time. They're all over in Texas. You can tell these are city folk because they're like, oh, look, we got some barnyard animals, y'all. We got some goats, y'all can come and pet. It's so, I mean, talk about not reading the room, right? That is something a city person would do. Look at this exotic barnyard animal.

Meanwhile, like regular suburb folk who have to drive by the farms or the people who are farmers, they're looking at this like this is the dumbest thing ever. You could also just get out in nature, get off social media, maybe get out in Minneapolis, go and touch grass instead of being a performative stooge that's being manipulated by your party. That's also an option, but, you know, we're not dealing with the best in rightus here. January is when a lot of people finally stop and look at their money. And instead of chasing big predictions or the next hot thing, they just want something solid. And that's why gold keeps coming up as a steady, reliable option. I was talking with Colin Plum over at Noble Gold Investments.

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And she wants him arrested because now he still refuses to pay the court-ordered child support that he owes her because he won't take care of his baby. That's his baby. They did DNA test and everything. London Roberts filed a plea to the judge this week reopening her child support case against Hunter Biden. She'd settled it apparently previously for back child support and then she'd let him off the hook apparently reduced it. She's just, I mean, and I do think that he needs to provide for this little girl the same as his other kid with the influencers, you know, provided for because the daughter's like four. You know, remember that was the agreement where he would meet with his daughter and then she could pick out some of his crappy paintings. But apparently

he hasn't followed through on it. He hasn't even done that. He's just, he's a deadbeat. And anybody on the right or left that tries to rehabilitate him, you are just as much of a deadbeat as he is. So I don't want to hear it. I see these people filleting Hunter Biden on their stupid little podcast that nobody would listen to for day-to-day commentary because they don't have the brain cells to support it, but they're going to have on a male whore like this, who's a deadbeat dad and you're going to try to go for clicks. Step off. Drop into a vada acid.

Moving on. Former Senator Kristen Cinema has been hit with a lawsuit over a, quote, drug-fueled affair with a married bodyguard while she was in office. This sounds like revenge. I don't know if I believe it or care. Former senator. She's a private citizen. I don't care about any of this stuff.

NCAA basketball players and gamblers are charged for allegedly rigging games. How are you rigging games at that level? That just blows my mind. Like gamblers, et cetera, I get it. But apparently it's also Chinese Basketball Association games. Those are getting rigged. It's a sprawling scheme.

I'm not surprised by the Chinese ones. But they said it's an international criminal conspiracy. They're persecuting, prosecuting it. And I got a whole bunch of stuff. We're going to make fun of some culture. And we've got the latest with Venezuela. Machado's been at the White House. Stick with us.

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So the Venezuelan opposition leader, Maria Carino Machado, was at the White House yesterday. She presented Trump with her Nobel Peace Prize medal during a White House meeting. Remember, we talked about this yesterday. And she'd won it essentially for, she was the opposition candidate. She ended up winning her primary.

And then going into the general, Majuro prevented her from running in the general election. So she had this hand-picked stand-in candidate. And that's when Majuro still, even though he lost to that candidate also, he still refused to relinquish control. And that's why he's not the duly elected leader of Venezuela. He's not the leader of Venezuela.

So either the left likes democracy or they don't. But anyway, so Machado, I think it's very interesting because she's pointing out a very big discrepancy. You know, she and POTUS both had very different ways of going about affecting change. Oh my gosh, those filigaries, going about enacting change in Venezuela. or assisting. And I mean, you could say what she did is she's got a can't. I mean, she's like the unity candidate basically. But it's also kind of crazy that the goofy Norwegians who do the, and I love Norway. It was a very friendly country. But I think that the way that they're going

about this is so stupid. They're like, oh, well, it's non-transferable. The only reason that they don't like Trump and they didn't want to give him an award is because they didn't even want to consider the split of this is they don't like how he did it. Speaking of how he did it, Did you guys see the footage of the Cuban communist mercenaries being returned back to Cuba? Did you see this? Oh, my gosh. In boxes. I love how they all come out of the airplane immediately kicking their feet.

Do you remember that little game as a kid? They had these little magnetic penguins, and they would go around and go all the way up and then go down the stairs. And that's what these look like. What kind of ammo did we use that they came back and sew? What ammo was this? They came back in pieces. It's like they're in ammo boxes. I mean, it just keeps going.

They arrived back in Cuba in boxes, in literal boxes. Oh, my gosh, they keep coming. It's like a clown car boxes coming out that airplane. Oh, my word. That is insane. There's so many of these little boxes. For those of you listening and not seeing the simulcast, these guys are stepping off the plane.

And one after the other, how many did you count there? One after the other. One, two, three, four. They're still coming off the plane. There's the fourth, the fifth guy coming down the stairs. There's a sixth guy. And they're carrying, yeah, it looks like the size of like a giant ammo box. Seven, eight.

Oh, my gosh. Now, what was it? Like 15 of these mercenaries that were killed? This is all that's left of them. 9, 10. Here's the 11th guy coming out. Oh, my gosh. 12 is behind him.

They just keep coming on out. Is there another guy going to pop out there? I mean, wow. Oh, yeah, 13th, 13th guy. Wow. just crazy. They came, what caliber were we using, man?

Were we using like some Warhammer supersonic explodey rounds? Hyper-splody heat? I don't know. That's wild. But they came back in pieces. That was kind of fitting. They had a big ceremony about it. So I feel like that sent a real strong message.

That just tells you everything that you need to know about Maduro too, by the way. He couldn't even trust his own countrymen to protect him. So he had to hire these Cuban mercies. And in order to be a mercenary for Cuba, in order to be even considered for that position, you had to be a hard core commie, a hardcore commie in order to get that spot. Cuba was providing all of Majuro's protection. So you have a dictator who was rejected in a democratic vote by everybody in his nation who's being propped up by other, another dictator to keep control of a country who he actually didn't win. leadership of in an election. So yeah. So Machado was there. She presented Podus with her Nobel Peace

Prize during this White House meeting. And he's got it in case with the frame. He is Machado standing by his side. That was very kind of her to do that. Golly with the filigrees everywhere. You all are on the same page as me with it. I mean, that's like the one thing that I need to really, like I'm criticizing him on right now. It's just the filigrees. It's just too many of them. But it was a nice move for her to do. It was a very nice move. Very nice move. So the, I guess that means he's going to hang it there in the White House. I mean, she has it. The Nobel Peace Prize is not going to have it made mention that they are sharing it. But I do think it's, I mean, obviously everybody else does. I mean, that's the thing. Now, the U.S., now here's, you know, there's still some things to get ironed out because it's important that

the people take control of their country. And this, by all accounts, is what POTUS is wanting to do. But we also have the United States getting the first $500 million dollar Venezuelan oil deal. They're holding some of the proceeds in Qatar, which I have no idea why. The sale of Venezuelan oils valued about $500 million. That's what an administration official has told some in the press. This is like, I guess, one of the first big milestones during this transfer period and the management, this temporary management of Venezuela until everything can kind of get set up.

It's weird because you have Venezuela and Iran having. this at the exact same time. And you have both the people rejecting both of the regimes in these nations. Potus had signed an executive order about blocking courts and creditors from tapping any revenue from those oil sales. Now Venezuela owes, apparently a lot of international bondholders, oil companies, others, got $17 billion. So that's one of the reasons why Potus has been really having to try to work hard at persuading some of these oil companies that, remember, these companies that were in Venezuela previously back in the 70s were working with the Venezuelan government. They had a partnership, a cooperation where they were, the United States was providing the infrastructure

for a percentage of sales as a way to pay off the amount that they spent to get to build it up and get it all started. And then it got nationalized. The dictators took it over and they never, ever, these oil companies never recruit their losses ever. I mean, you're talking billions of dollars that were stolen from them by the dictators in Venezuela. So, So they're still really hesitant, even when Trump is saying, look, not only can you get back what you lost, but you can also stand to make more, but you need to partner with them. They've been really hesitant at doing this as understandably, I get it. So it's one of the reasons why they're very, very reluctant. They're nervous about getting in there and helping to once again do what they already did in the 70s and help rebuild or refit, et cetera, a lot of the infrastructure.

in this country. And apparently POTUS told Conoco Phillips that the U.S. is not going to look at what people lost in the past because that was their fault. Okay, maybe not the best way to say that. That's not going to get people. But I do understand the concern that these companies have because that affects also what we're going to be able to pay and do here domestically. I get it. So right now you get the number two, Delsey Rodriguez, temporarily leading the nation. She's apparently being described by the administration as being fully cooperative. And they're saying that they have leverage through sanctions and oil sales, et cetera, things like that. Now, for one of the reasons, they're apparently the main account, because they're holding this money,

the revenue from these oil sales in different bank accounts that are controlled by the U.S. government, but they're in different countries. So apparently the main one's in Qatar. Why? Is that weird to you? Why would the, they said that Qatar was a neutral location where money can flow freely with U.S. approval without risk of seizure. Trump's order, his E.O, noted that at least some of the revenue would have to be held in U.S.

Treasury accounts. Hmm. Chevron is the only oil company that stayed operational in Venezuela. They think they can expand production by 50% in the next two years. In the meantime, part of it's going to, everything's in terms of the revenue is going to be flowing through to Qatar to that main account there. Is that weird? Do you trust them? Do we really trust Qatar?

Doesn't that also kind of, I really. realize that there's if I've never said this before because I've never thought it was appropriate to say it I've always thought it was overwrought and overhyped but I do think that there's some 4D chess going on with trying to manage and neutralize cutter because they don't want cutter to be the new Iran and cutter would love to be the new Iran but they're not going to let that happen so I think that there's some of that going on I don't know how much that plays into it but it is the relationship I think we're a little too cozy with cutter personal and Qatari money going to our American universities is number one is a major problem.

So I'm a little, I don't know. My antenna is going up a little bit. Danger, danger, Will Robinson. Just a little, I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that. So I get how these other companies are a little reluctant to get in there and deal with it. Now, we've got a few other things, too, to get into. The, let's see.

Oh, yeah. Oh, interesting. Yeah, what did you say, Steve Kartarsons at the White House today? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder what for, interesting. Maybe he's visiting the VP. I don't know. Perhaps.

Perhaps. There are a lot of people on the right that are angry because apparently Tucker's been going out there and endorsing a lot of the candidates that Trump has endorsed against. And some people are saying that he's trolling the administration into their faces, disrespectfully. That's what a number of these bloggers and influencers are saying. I don't know if I get into it that much because, Some of them, I think, are operatives for some of these candidates that Tucker's, you know, some of the Trump candidates that Tucker's going against remains to be seen.

We'll come back to this. Now, in the meantime, a few other things that I wanted to touch on. This, oh, it's interesting because, oh, yeah, he's meeting with POTUS today. That's coming up from, I guess it's Politico. Politico's reporting that. I am curious as to what, for what? especially after New York Post reported that Trump told anti-Semites, quote, you're not welcome in MAGA.

He told the New York Times in an interview, we don't like them, I don't think we need them. Man, a guy visiting the White House today is probably the hardest hit with us. I'm telling you what. These, they, he made these comments, I think, earlier in the week, or sorry, late last week, but they were published Sunday. But he had said, I don't think we need them. You're not welcome in Mac. and he said, quote, look, if you're, if you talk about the, this is his direct quote that he gave to New York Times.

He said he condemned it. And he goes, look, if you talk about the anti-Semitic views, there's nobody better for us. As an example, I just got the Israel award, which is the biggest award they gave. It was just given to me. First time it was given to anybody outside of Israel. And then he noted he's like, my daughter's Jewish. And he's like, my three grandchildren are Jewish. He goes, I'm very proud of them. I'm proud of that whole family. And, you know, he was being asked about the GOP. I think this is interesting because it comes on the heels of all of these tweets that Democrats have been making where all of a sudden they decided to condemn Hamas after a decade of promoting Hamas, including Mamdani. We talked about that at length.

I think it was last week, end of last week, and how Mandani went from refusing to condemn Hamas to now he was saying that he was condemning Hamas after a bunch of protesters were out there. So it felt like they were trying to set that up as a way to exploit and try to further press on the cracks of the GOP. So this was very timely that POTUS did this. was very interesting that this, that this happened the way that it did. He was asked about a couple of these instances and I mean, he just, he gave his unfiltered opinion on it saying he that, uh, that, you know,

we don't want them. We don't need them in the party. I do think that there are some people in Trump's inner circle that have tried to, um, outmaneuver him on this. I do think that there is a coterie of people who are very much more of the Iran cutter type person. persuasion and they would love nothing further than to drive a division and just, you know, utterly destroy the Abraham Accords. And I feel like some of those compromised people have been trying to push Trump to do certain things. Like the time that Fuentes had came there with Kanye, like showed up and had lunch with them, which I don't think that that was by accident. You can't get an appointment with the president or the former president of the United States by just showing up like

that. I don't care if you're Kanye West or not. It's not going to happen. But I think that he was greatly misled. I think there were some people in his inner circle that have not done him any favors and have really compromised him. Like Steve Bannon, for instance. You know, Steve Bannon is one of those guys that let Michael Wolf into the White House. He was so eager to get his name in print because he wanted to take over Andrew Breitbart's space so bad and be the new Andrew Breitbart. So bad, which he's not, that he had this journalist come in the White House like an idiot and let him traips all over the White House and showed him how all the sausage was made. And then was shocked that Michael Wolf wrote this insanely partisan, you know, very much.

very ridiculous book that caused weeks of headlines headaches for the administration. Or advising Jeffrey Epstein, working with Jeffrey Epstein for crying out loud. You know, posting pictures of yourself palling around with Jeffrey Epstein, even after his first conviction. Like, who the hell does that? I mean, there are people that are in his inner circle that I think are not doing him any favors. And I think that they are trying to, they know that Trump's not going to be amenable on this issue of that's, you know, been roiling some of the work. So I think they're trying to outmaneuver him. And I think this is one of the ways that they're trying to do it. I really do think that. I really absolutely do believe that. Are you being lied to about your retirement? I mean, the advice sounds familiar. Max out your 401k and your IRA and hand your life savings to Wall Street and just hope that the market cooperates. If that were the only way, why do so many people then risk outliving their savings? Why does the inventor of the 401k call it a monster that should be destroyed? The time has come to hear the truth. Bank on Yourself is a retirement plan alternative that provides guaranteed predictable growth and reliable retirement income.

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That was pretty amazing. No, I just want to say on behalf of the whole organization and mainly the players, we were so honored to be here, being an American. I know I said it last year, but, I mean, nothing beats this. I'm so proud to be an American and so proud to be here with you and everybody else. But like I said last year, winning, it takes a toll.

you pay a price for it, and each one of these members behind me, like it really does take a village to make it happen, and each person played a very, very important part in it. And coming down to Florida, thanks to Vinnie Viola and Bill Zito has really changed my life. And I cannot believe that three years later, we have two Stanley Cups. And like Vinny said, we are not stopping now, and we hope to be here next year. So that's the plan. And, you know, representing you and the millions back here next month in the Olympics,

be one of highlights in my life as well. So thank you. That's a hockey haircut. Isn't it? That is a high. That's like a Shorzy cut, man. That is it, because it's like a mullet, but not. It is sort of a mullet. It's like a broccoli mullet, but it's not super long in the back. It's not total party in the back. I've never heard of the broccoli bullet. The broccoli mullet? Oh, yeah, it's a curly mullet. Oh, it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We call those perbs back in the day.

No, no, my kids have some friends who have real curly hair and it's, they can't. keep it up top of it. The kids call it the broccoli cut. I love it. It's Juan's dying laughing. That's what they call it. It's the broccoli cut. That's a thing. The boys and the girls call it that. That's the first time I heard it was a girl said it. And I went, what? And the guys are like, yeah, it's a broccoli cut. Like, what is this? It's the first. So that's kind of like a broccoli mullet because the regular broccoli cut doesn't have all that in the back. Doesn't have all that bidsiness in the back, that party in the back. For years, I've just called it hockey hair. Yeah, it is totally hockey hair.

And they get away with it. It works, right? That was Matthew to Chuck at the White House, Florida Panthers. And he's like, yeah, two cups was pretty good. And he goes, the walk with you might have trumped at all. I'm sure no pun intended, though. That was funny. Because I was looking at all. You can look at them and be like, wait, without even knowing, without any context of that video, you can look at that guy and be like, that's a hockey player. You don't have to hear his last name. You don't even have to hear it. You don't even need to see his face. You could blur out just his face. And you'd be like, that man plays hockey. Some of you just know. And that last name is famous in hockey. Oh, it is. Yeah, Cachuck. Oh, yeah. Chachuk is super famous. I mean, yeah.

We got more on the way, including, oh, my goodness. I love how the governor of Minnesota is like they're at war with the federal government. The mayor is saying the same thing. This is like worse than anything that ever happened on J-6. We're going to talk about all of this coming up. Stick with us. Partners that help bring you the program. It's our friends over at Relief Factor.

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They said my globe was ruptured. I had like my lower lid was like cut up and they had to take skin from my temple to fix it. There's a lot to it. I don't remember all the things that they said. I have fractures in my school that they can't fix and I can't sneeze or cough because it's dangerous too. I remember also when I shot there was pepper in it and I had. peppered down my throat made it hard to breathe for a long time. They pulled a piece of plastic size of a nickel out of my eye. They said I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic all throughout

my eye and behind my eye and in my skull. How did that happen? How did that happen? So crazy. So basically, if you were to trust the testimony here of checks notes, Kaden Rumler, one of my friends used the meme of Trump on stage and said oh I'm Caden Rumbler and I'm going to attack a federal officer oh my eye doesn't work now he was protesting by the way protesting is actually rioting because

they I mean they were out there they were being violent I mean I can't believe that they're trying to to sanctify this guy. The church of the Holy Left has canonized him. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. We're at the top of the second hour. Just like with Renee Good, they're doing the same thing. I mean, the guy was attacking ICE agents. He was out there rioting according to all public accounts. He literally is on video attacking a federal officer. Like, and the guy was, the officer responded to Rumler's rioting with the absolute minimum force.

I mean, there's video of him, and there's also screen grabs of it, where he had a bludgeon, and he charged officers and started helping attack them. He was shown with a couple of other individuals, one of them is somebody who's recording. He charged during a riot. He charged the officer with a bludgeon, and they were attacking this ICE agent. They were attacking the agent. He was trying to stop, so the agents were actively arresting someone else. and he went in and started attacking the agents that were arresting the other person. And doctors apparently were like, yeah, we didn't find any, you know, I mean, yeah, he's,

you know, he's got these injuries because he threw himself in that position. His injuries were consistent with everything he saw in the video. What did you think was going to happen? If you run, if you charge federal agents with a bludgeon while they're actively arresting someone else, not only are you obstructing an arrest, but you're also attacking an agent. They're going to respond to force. First off, I think he's totally exaggerating his injuries, and I don't believe him. I don't believe him because the left didn't believe Kenneth Gladney when he was on video being basically, not basically,

curbs stomped by Russ Carnahan's stooges at a town hall in my city that I was attending, and I saw it with my own eyes. So I don't want hear it from any of the left. You know, this is the left that was saying that Trump wasn't shot and the ICE agent wasn't run over. so and that Charlie Kirk brought it on himself. So I think this guy probably just ran, you know what he did? Probably ran into something. He probably had a hairy reed accident. Who knows?

But what do you think is going to happen? Oh, I'm going to charge a federal agent. Oh, I'm all beat up now. What did you think was going to happen? Hey, Kane, you think that you're going to be able to walk away untouched? Oh, by the way, he is a chick. Wait a minute. Let me look at this.

So it is a chick. Sorry, his name's Kara Rumler, but he tries to call him, she tries to call herself Kaden. I was wondering why. So she's a trans person. Yeah. Apparently he's, sorry, he was Kelsey Rumler. I said, yeah, Kayla, he was Kelsey Rumler. And apparently it looks like, uh, hold on.

Yeah. Born a female and transitioning to a male. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, female transitioning to it. That explains the voice. No. Because I had said in Slack, scrolls up, WTF voice in caps.

So it's a chick who thinks that because she pretends to have a penis, that that means she's going to have the male strength and bone density and muscle mass too. Oh, I charge federal ICE agents. I got a bum eye. What do you think was going to happen, girl? I mean, she did to her eye, what she did to her lady parts. So now she can trans being blind now, too. Look at that. No, it's completely appropriate.

Don't say it's mean. I heard one of you out there in Radio Land. It's not mean at all. Steve says, play stupid games. You're going to win stupid prizes. What in the world makes a chick, even if you're cos playing as a dude,

think that you can just run in when men, male officers, are arresting another male who's already fighting them? What did you think was going to happen? Like I blinded by Idaho, because I charged this officer with a bludgeon, and I actually thought I was going to beat this officer,

and this officer used bare minimum force on me, because I'm a woman pretending to be a man. I got my ass totally beat. My eye. I'm tired of it. You did this. Buy the ticket. Take the ride, chick. It's always, I, you know what? I almost did. Well, because you know, you see these names and you see the headlines in until they talk or until you see them, you don't really get the full picture. But I legit was like, why is this person? Why do they sound like that? Did they get their, did they get punched in the throat too? No. It's a chick. That's who it is. It is a chick clearly taking testosterone. She's got that lady beard happening. So, I don't know,

21-year-old female who pretends to be a dude, who decided to bum rush cops, bum-rush ICE agents and ends up getting in trouble and ends up getting injured in the process. It is not at all surprising. Did you know, too? I was reading this. This is from Ryan Girdeski, who had said that Minnesota, apparently in in Minnesota, Trump has deported enough illegal aliens that it's resulted in over 2,400 arrests. The arrest total since January, you're looking at about 5,000 illegal aliens arrested in Minnesota since the start of the administration. The state has around 100,000, estimated 100,000 illegal aliens.

So that's about 2% of the state's total illegal alien population. And that doesn't even include the number of foreign-born who have self-deported. Now, Gurderski writes that back in 2020, when the state's, the census was looking at which state received how many congressional districts, Minnesota held onto its eighth congressional district by only, get this, 89 people. If they had fewer than 89 people, you know, that seat would have gone to New York. But that's not a guarantee. The next census is 2030. Four years away, we got the next census. This could cost Minnesota an actual congressional seat. not that's not a joke so many illegal aliens are disproportionately affecting the map

Democrats defending that is worse than anything that could have ever happened on January 6th that's another point too my friend Scott Jennings had talked about this and said that the because you have I mean this is amazing by the way this is just just crazy yeah 2030 the next census so The mayor, who is it the governor, the mayor, the police chief, who else have gone out? They've been encouraging all this stuff. I mean, they're encouraging all of it. And I just am thinking, you know, what I just said, that this is worse than anything.

I mean, actually altering the voting map, burning multiple cities over the span of years, setting a church on fire in D.C., attacking ICE agents. that all of that having actual elected Democrats tell people to be violent and ignore the law, how is that not an insurrection? That's an insurrection. Democrats think that it doesn't count because it wasn't at the Capitol. They think that because the cities that burned weren't the capital, that that means it's not an insurrection. They think that they can stay in Minneapolis and tell people to disregard law

to disregard order, safety, community, and just tear it all down, that's not an insurrection. So they want to dodge accountability because their shenanigans aren't at the capital complex? Because that's what I'm hearing, Kane. That's what it sounds like they're arguing. Because it's not at the capital complex. So, well, that's dumb. That doesn't make any sense. But that's how they're doing it.

They think that that gives them an excuse. but it's worse than anything ever possibly that could have ever happened at J6. Everything. Lorraine, apparently the chat is freaking out over the neck beard. Man, if you're going to go dude, go all the way, man. You know what I'm saying? Like have a Robert Barathean type of beer and personality. Go all the way, dude, man.

Like why just like, don't go just for a little bit of fluff on your chin. Don't go for that, you know, lady beard. Go all the way. If you're going to go dude, go full dude. my chick. Don't just like, you know, go halfway. So that is, this is all insurrection. That's all an insurrection. All of this is insurrection stuff. No other way to put it. A few other things. Can I just say I can't, 2030 that census? I feel like this is going to be a lot of states that this happens in a lot. And I think that we're going to find more and more and more. I mean, we're going to

see a lot of this. Amazing. By the way, the protester that was injured that was in Minneapolis is from Southern California. You went from Southern California to Minneapolis. These are not even local protests. They're not even local.

These are people that are running around, you know, crossing state lines to go do this. I have a feeling that a lot are going to be. There's going to be a lot of loss of these congressional seats when this comes through. We have more in the way, including some of the latest fraud and a huge two-way issue.

So we've got to talk about this two-way case. I talked about it before prior to the court hearing. So Charles Foner, who is an elderly gentleman who had people break into his house and he used his legally owned firearm to defend himself, is going to jail for four years because he didn't beg the state of New York for permission to exercise his constitutional rights by keeping that firearm. I'm not making this up. He shot the intruder into his home and he's going to jail. The guy who is being targeted is going to jail for four years because New York would have rather him be dead than have used a gun in self-defense. I mean, it's like Dex Taylor all over again. We're going to talk about this coming up as we move our partners, the program Patriot Mobile,

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It takes the form of a living skin implant, and it emits a green glow when you begin to show early signs of disease. not unlike the orc sword from Lord of the Rings. It was given to Frodo by the elves. In fact, whenever the orcs would be near, the sword would glow a light green. So it's like having an orc sword, that tech in your arm. So it'll glow green when it detects a disease.

I mean, it's actually not bad, but I could go without having the implant. You know what I'm saying? Like, you don't need that. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, you're glowing green. Like, where was that? Because the photo shows it right.

in your arm and it's weird looking. So I don't know. I'm just saying it's not a bad idea though, but under Australia's new social media ban, they've removed five million accounts. It's illegal for anybody under the age of 16 to have their accounts. So because parents can't adequately parent their kids, the government's like, well, it gives you stupid breeders. We're going to have to come in and pass all these dumb laws that increase our power. And we're just going to exploit your, you know, apathy for greater control. Jeez. seven-year-old feels lucky to be alive after a car crashed into his home and landed legit on top of him. This is sort of terrifying.

Good night. This is in Rutland, New York, where a man says he fell asleep in his living room and woke up to a car crashing into his house and landing right on top of him. He said, he got a wake-up call next thing you knew. He said, I woke up, blood running down my head and a car laying on top of me. Man, he, like, woke up after that. Like the first breach into the wall didn't do it, my dude? Dang, that man's a heavy. What are you taking, my man? What are you taking?

He said a guy was running around saying, sorry, sorry, sorry. And he goes, I says, well, call 911. You know that's upstate. You know they're right by Canada when he's like, and I says, oh, my gosh. So he's happy. He said he was grateful he wasn't babysitting his niece at the time of the crash because that would have been a lot worse. Yeah, I'd say so. Good night.

Also, WHO calls for higher taxes on alcohol and sugary drinks. I think the WHO needs to go dine and AIDS. rhetorically speaking, the World Health Organization. They said that they want to, for whatever reason, they're urging countries to put higher taxes on alcohol and sugary drinks to help prevent diseases like the COVID disease that they help China unleash on the world. What?

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substack chapter inverse go subscribe so I've got to show you this video what did I did it was this Instagram format where did I found it I can't remember where I know I saw it yesterday too but I think I saw it on Twitter was it on Twitter I can't remember if his Instagram or Twitter so I have to set this up for you because if we were to just play it it's like all beeping and you guys aren't going to know what the hell's happening so let me set it up where was this at do we know some public lands It was like a marshy area by a lake, right? And so, yeah, there's 32 sensors in it.

Steve counted. So there's some duck hunters. They're out for a beautiful day, right? They're duck hunting. They got their decoys in the water, and they're going out, they're getting ducks, right? And this, how old do you have to, would you say this woman is, Kane? I say in her 60s. Yeah, I was going to say 50s.

Oh, dude, no. No? You don't think so? I think she's in her 60s at least. I don't know. Hate makes you age, so she could be younger than that. We don't know. Anyway, this like REI wearing angry hippie comes over.

Screaming at them. At first, I thought she was saying, call, call. That's not what she was saying. In fact, she was telling them in a very flattering on way to go off somewhere in a certain way. So they're hunting and she is mad because they're duck hunters. That's how it starts. And they're greatly entertained by her. Watch this.

This is like out in public. Imagine you're this part, you're these dudes and you're trying to enjoy your day. Watch. How about a bird is that? A bird is that. Burr? It's the wild carry in our habitat. Is this a game warden test?

Come, go away! Sir, do you have a license to get this, Karen? She looks like those are the harm in a way. Sounds just like a really horrible bird. Here, she's throwing rocks. Those are decoys, not dug. Oh, fuck, we don't want your shooting around here. I don't want you to keep walking around here.

Oh, fuck off, this is public property. Exactly my point. You make's a proving our point. We don't shoot anything alive, you don't shoot anything alive. Anything alive, you f*** off. You're already dead. I don't care. They're already dead.

I don't like shooting you, fuck off. Those birds identified as dead already. Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. You couldn't even see that she's flicking lockers on it. Hey up, right. I watch it. Oh, yeah.

It's like duck. Oh, yeah. Takes a duck down. Yeah. Eon rolled that. Here we have the North American. It's the North American Karen in its habitat. Notice, instead of displaying feathers as other birds may do, the Karen screams hysterically. What would you do in that instance? I think I would have done the same thing these dudes did. But can you imagine being so self-involved that you feel like you can walk up to people and act this way? Like, what the hell is wrong with you? Go get mental help. That woman's crazy. I wouldn't even allow that woman to own a dog. She's nuts. She's absolutely. nuts. This is just insane. So that's, I had to share that with you. I also have to share this with you.

It is a single woman who's apparently blowing up on TikTok because she created a date deposit. This is society. A date deposit app. Now, she's only going to date men who pre-deposit her date preparation cost ahead of time. Hmm, what does that sound like? Go ahead and watch this. After I said, I would require a deposit to take me on a date to cover my date preparation costs. I'm now working with an app developer to make this a reality. This is actually happening. We are building the app. I'm not even exaggerating when I tell you this is the best damn dating app you have ever seen.

Because there is a clear difference here where the woman can set the deposit rate and the man can pay for her date preparation costs. So as a woman, you're going to walk into the date already so. happy and that's going to lead to a better date. Like her eyes are a third of her date. She has so many filters on. When she puts her head back, you can see them come off ever so slightly. That's just weird. That's like catfishing because you know

she doesn't look like this. Also, learn how to blend your bronzer because at others, always just makes your face look dirty. Like, that's a stop. You know what we call that? Pre-depositing for your date preparation costs? That's called prostitution. Yeah. Congratulations.

trick. You're practicing the oldest profession in the world. There you go. Good job. You figured it out like, oh my gosh, guys. It's Hadley here with three E's at the end of my name. Do you like my filter that makes me look like an anime character and like gives me curves in all the weird places? But you can't figure out how to make my bronzer blend better. Anyway, you can pay me to go out with me, but don't call me a prostitute. Even though it's what it is. That's exactly what that is. dudes, I feel for you. She thinks she invented it. Okay, go ahead and establish your own HoFund me. That's okay. That's, you know, you can do it. It's America. Ho fund me. Note to self. Got a new website to start. Yeah, I'm telling you. Ho fund her. There you go. It's what it is.

All right. So I got to I got to share this insane case with you. I teased it a little bit earlier. Let me set this up. We talked about it before they got the verdict done for his sentencing. It's a New York City senior citizen, right? This guy has an exemplary background. He never has a record, 65 years old. And he's going to jail for four years.

So on May 31st of 2023, he was 65 at the time. He was returning to his apartment in Queens, Avenue. It was at 2 a.m. He had gone out to buy a pack of cigarettes. And as he was returning to his apartment, he was confronted by a very violent man named Cody Gonzalez. And Cody Gonzalez, I mean, he's already had crime in his neighborhood. This guy, this Cody Gonzalez guy, was had a violent record. I mean, he was already kind of known. And he, I mean, there's been all, like I said, a spate of crime in the area.

So this Cody Gonzalez guy decides to try to invade the apartment of Charles Fainer, this then 65-year-old. Gonzalez has a long record. He, in a history of mental illness. he apparently intimated that he had a knife later they found out that it was a pen but he was trying to stab Fainer

he lunged at him etc so Fainer had a revolver he pulled it off and at first he didn't brandish it he displayed it as an attempt to scare this guy away and said I'm armed get away from me

told him to get away the guy kept lunging at him so Fainer was in fear of life, so he fired. And it fatally struck Gonzalez. Fainer told the post, New York Post in December, quote, he kept coming closer, kept lunging, he was clearly going to attack me. He said, I didn't want to hurt anybody, but he left me no choice. All of this was captured on the building security cameras. They had captured, I mean, it showed the entire thing. Fainer had called 911, he cooperated with authorities. He was never charged for Gonzalez's death because it was self-defense.

But the day after, the day after the shooting, they showed up and arrested Fainer and charged him with criminal possession of a weapon. And what they discovered inside of his home after that, because they thought, well, he has a revolver, I bet he has more stuff. So off that hunch, they raided his apartment, and they discovered that he had a bunch of other firearms and he had ammunition. And I love, this is what they said. I can't believe this is what the Dippy New York. prosecutor said, 152 large capacity feeding devices. I don't know. This is chowed over at New York, A.G. So they charged him with all these weapons offenses. Now he's in jail in the Bronx for felony gun charges because he did not beg the state of New York to allow him to have a legal to own inanimate object

that's constitutionally affirmed to own in his own apartment. So, and they keep calling it an arsenal. The man had, hold up, let me, let me, he had one, uh, how many did he have? I think he only, I think he only had like 18, five, no, he had 26 firearms and he had 13,000 rounds of ammunition. Now, just full stop here. Anyone who thinks that's a lot, sit down. You are disqualified from engaging on this conversation. If you think that's a lot, first off, that's a drop in the bucket of what I have. Not even anywhere, remotely close to what I have. And I'm not even talking about just within my immediate reach. That's in, these are, people think that thousand rounds of ammunition, do you know how many rounds

we go through just if we're at the range for a few hours? Holy, Jiminy Christmas, we go through so many. That's, I mean, that's average. I mean, those are rookie numbers. You've got to pump them numbers up. Those are rookie numbers. So they always like describe it this way as like a fear tag, like a fearmongering tactic. But New York would have rather Charles Fainer be dead than had defended himself. This is like Dexter Taylor all over again. Fainer had no record. He didn't do anything wrong. All of it.

He's a lifelong firearms enthusiast. That's it. And they keep going, oh, weapons stockpile, stockpile, as though having more than one firearm is a nefarious thing. So they assign these pejoratives to them so that they can pull. the well, right? They can make it seem like this guy's extreme. Yeah, the other guy was a violent criminal, but what if this guy is? I mean, that's, this asinine. And so he's going to jail for four years now. This 60-something-year-old man is going to jail for four years because he used a revolver that he didn't beg New York State to own and have in his own apartment. Just

assonine. Every single one, and I've given examples of this on social media, I need everyone, even people who are lukewarm on guns, to stop thinking about the gun for a moment. You are being duped and you are so willingly and blindly going along with it. This isn't about any of that. It's about self-defense, period. The guy who had the, in the bodega, Jose Alvarez, Isn't that his name in the bodega who defended himself against another violent offender? And this guy grabbed a knife that he had behind him. He got in trouble. They sent him to Rikers before there was extreme public outcry.

That also was caught on video. And it showed the violent criminal attacking the bodega owner. Bodega owner defended himself. Oh, you have a knife? You can't have that there. I mean, the problem is that police arrest these dangerous criminals. and then these George Soros prosecutors put them right back out on the street, you're not protecting and serving your community by doing that. This is, and people will have to take their own safety and security into their own hands when the state who promises them, well, no, you don't need these guys.

We're going to protect you, doesn't follow through and doesn't keep them safe. If you think the government exists to keep you safe, I have a bridge to sell you. Clearly, because you missed two Supreme Court, two Supreme Court precedents. They have no obligation. none at all. So that leaves it to you. You have to protect yourself. All of these gun control activists out there, all of them have paid armed security. You don't. Even the guy, I remember when I received an invite to go to a mom's demand, I think it was accidentally sent to me, a mom's demand event that they were having at a public park, and I showed up with a camera. Oh my gosh, they lost their minds. They had armed security. They had a guy who was wearing trousers that were too tight, and he was printing like a blank blinker and oh my gosh they had armed security they had uh this was in indiana they had uh SUVs with new york plates they had it all catered it was so bougie and uh they had armed security absolutely everywhere and i was pointing it out i'm like i literally can see

that guy's carrying because he's printing i literally just saw that guy's sidearm under his jacket i'm like why do you have all this armed security here they wouldn't answer it they can afford to hire that because they don't they don't value lives because they'll rent a life they will rent someone to take the bullet for them that's what they do they won't do it themselves but they'll rent it's class warfare charles fainer can't he can't afford that kind of private security and a hell of new york state's going to keep anybody safe it's just despicable four years in prison no he can't be he can't be pardon because it's not unless it's a federal issue he's not going to be able to be pardon it's a state issue i wouldn't live in new york there's no way in hell i've turned down

two jobs in new york because there is no way in hell i would ever live there all my guns would be illegal and i'm not and you got to i have friends who are on tv who are multi-millionaires who can't even get a gun permit i mean friends some of my friends on fox couldn't even get a gun permit Of all of them that need them, only two were able to get them. I don't want to share you their names, but literally only two. Not kidding. During the holidays, it's easy for all the healthy habits to go out the window. Deserts, late nights, you name it.

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Stick with us, third hour. So I think it's horrible what happened in Tallahassee. This is part of the reason we're pushing for federal standards. It should not be up to the states. It should not be up to local governments on whether or not a kid gets to die or not in the street. I'm sorry. The safety of this nation in our community, we have to have universal gun laws in this country that apply to everyone so we can be safe. Look no further than what happens in Illinois and in Chicago.

Bring up Chicago all the time. Illinois is great gun laws. But do you know that the vast majority of the guns used in gun violence in Chicago come from neighboring states that have dreadful gun laws? Well, that's not entirely true, number one. Max Frost doesn't even own a gun, and he's a big old fud who doesn't know anything about firearms. He's in Florida's 10th Congressional District, and he really grifts off a lot of the Parkland stuff. Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash with you. Top of this.

First hour. That's a lie, by the way. This idea that, you know, the issue with Chicago. guns is because it's Indiana's gun laws. It's because of everybody else's gun laws. Well, first off, that's all still federally regulated. And there's major problems already with the way that Chicago enforces law. Or should I say not enforces law. I have given example after example of these repeat offenders who are taken into custody and then they'll have, again, repeat offenders who are already prohibited possessors that are driving the homicide crime rate with the felonious use of

firearms. And they have all of these in more, I think eight out of the last eight out of ten times. They have the, well, actually, 10 out of 10 times, they have these charges pled down. In five cases that I threw back when Lori Lightfoot was mayor, we got into it on X. Five cases, they dropped charges for felonious use of a firearm in another crime, which should have been a its own standalone charge and then an enhancement for that other crime dropped. All these charges dropped. The prosecution rates for these cases are like through the floor. So A, you have a problem with enforcement and follow through in your own state. But B, it doesn't matter if someone's a prohibited possessor in Illinois. They're going to be a prohibited possessor in Indiana too.

They're going to be a prohibited possessor in Missouri. They're going to be a prohibited possessor in Iowa. They're going to be a prohibited possessor in Texas. They're going to be a prohibited possessor in Florida. because if you are barred from legally owning a firearm in your state of residence, you are barred from obtaining a firearm in any other state in the union. You are barred from bringing a firearm from another state into your state. You are barred from taking a firearm from your state to another state. This is all federal law, 18 U.S.C. 922, literally A through X, all the way through. It gets into the specificity of all the federal statutes as it pertains to the governance

of firearms possession and usage. So this is all irrelevant. It's all absolutely irrelevant. I mean, this, and what's more, they encourage this stuff. You can't even, there's like what,

one gun range that's kind of in Chicago? Most of the FFLs are outside. And all of it is, the majority of crime in the state of Illinois is driven by Cook County. The majority of crime in Cook County is driven by Chicago.

The majority of crime in Chicago, according to the former police superintendent, is driven by the same 1,400 individuals who are repeat, repeat violent offenders who its catch and release over and over again. The cops are on a first-name basis with these people. That's how bad it is. So they can sit here and blame everybody else for, well, they're able to get this. By the way, according to Barack Obama's MDOJ, it was one of the last reports while Eric Holder was Attorney General, they ran through and they were asking these felons, where do you get your guns at?

They were talking to state penitentiaries in Illinois. They were talking to these felons in Illinois, where do you get your firearms? 98% of the time it's a black market. Black market. Actually, it was 94%. 94.7% was black market, according to the study. And then the rest of the time, it was straw purchase or stealing. They would steal it or they would have someone else purchase it for them, which, as you

know, from talking about Hunter Biden lying on his FFL, which is the form that you fill out to buy your firearm. As you know, that's a federal, that's a felony that violates a federal statute. So this is all already regulated by federal law. So what this guy is talking about, he has no idea about it. Like maybe you should have a penalty. Maybe you should have a penalty for these repeat offenders that are driving the crime. That's the problem with us.

I mean, it's so ridiculous. and it's a specious argument. And they were saying, well, like if you're a prohibitive possessor in Illinois, you also can't get a gun in Wisconsin and bring it over. That's it. Them blaming lax gun laws is an admission of failure to enforce on their part. Bottom line. Does not matter.

You don't hear Missouri complaining about Illinois's criminality and it affecting St. Louis City. You know how many criminals from Illinois come to St. Louis City and commit crimes? Canaan and I know this. We lived in San Francisco. Louis. One of the first investigative pieces I've ever done, fun story, sidebar. The first investigative story I ever did out of college was on the death of Harvey Henderson, who was the head of the city council in East St. Louis in Illinois. So one of the reasons that St. Louis City's crime rate is so high

is because St. Louis is not incorporated into St. Louis County. So as a result, it measures per capita the crime higher, which gives the appearance of a higher violent crime rate. Now, is it in the top 10 of violent crime cities? Oh, hell yes, absolutely. Probably number five. But it looks like, like it's number one because of the way that it's structured, that lack of incorporation within the St. Louis County. Also, right across the river next door to it is East St. Louis, one of the most dangerous cities in the entire United States. Eastside is more dangerous than Detroit. I mean, I would get out of my car in Detroit. In East Side, I wouldn't get out of my car. And I'm not the person saying that. My first story, again, my investigative piece, I had to go over.

I was 23 years old. I was investigating the death of Harvey Henderson, who was this heavy set, He was five foot five. Heavy-set dude who has head of city council and he's St. Louis. As you know, the corruption over there was so bad. They literally didn't even have trash pickup. I mean, it was like third world because the corruption was so bad. This man, he apparently found out that there was some embezzling going on on the city council. You had these people that were on city council.

Some of them were teachers and they were living at the time. Now, remember, this is 2000. This is in the early odds when this happened. This one of them was living in a $350,000 house working on a teacher salary. in East St. Louis and a member of City Council. Came that's sketchy. And they didn't come for money or nothing. So he found out apparently some shady stuff that was happening. He was about to blow the whistle on it.

He had met somebody for a drink at a bar after work there on East Side. And then he was on his way home. And they wanted you to believe that in the court and everybody was in on it. They wanted you to believe that this guy decided, oh, I had half a beer. He didn't even finish this beer, according to witnesses. Had half a drink. Parks his car on a ramp, a highway over. pass that's like 60 feet up in the air, gets out, decides he's going to sit on the edge of that

barrier, which was measured. It was approximately the width of the length of a dollar bill. This man, five-foot-five was like over like 275 pounds, very portly dude. Weird to believe, decided I'm just going to sit on this and let my legs freely swing over and get some fresh air, and then just happened to fall to his death. Interesting, he had things missing out of his wallet and his gun was gone, but no one ever followed up on that in the case. I was at the end quote. I was at the end I was at all of it. Insane. Now I went to go interview the then mayor of East Side Carl Officer.

Carl Officer was very, very famous in the late 90s and going into early odds because he was one of the youngest mayors. He later endorsed John McCain when it was McCain Palin. He ended up becoming a Republican, flashy guy. He was like Lando Calerizian. He was like a young Lando Calarizian, Billy D. Williams. He really had that whole vibe, like immaculately dressed in a suit. Now, he came for money. His Carl Officer Jr.

His family had money. They were in the funeral home business. And they had a number of these funeral homes in and around, not just East Side, but in and around Illinois. And so I went to go interview him. And it's real weird going into the City Hall there in East Side because, first off, everybody's staring at you. You know, you got people. I mean, I saw people walking out in the streets with just open carry guns in their pockets hanging out. It was wild.

The first time I ever saw a fully automatic, like not in an eye. ironic sense was going to interview Carl Officer and he had two bodyguards standing on either side of his desk. He had a beautiful office. Go in. He was very nice, very nice gentleman. We got along real well. And, you know, here I am 23. I come in with our photographer who's this old grizzled investigative news photographer is quite the pairing. Go in there. And he had, I kid you not, two bodyguards on either side of them, each carrying usies. I felt like I was in an Eddie Murphy movie. It was something to behold, I got along with him real well. We ended up talking for like an hour and a half. He was telling me a lot of interesting stuff. Well, he was friends with Harvey Henderson. And he told me he was like,

little lady, I need you to be very, very careful doing this story. He's like for your own safety. He's like, you know what the truth is? And now I'm on the side of the truth. He goes, but I got these guys and you don't. He's like, you need to be very careful. So he had people walk me down to my car. and he had his own people follow me across the river to make sure I got back to St. Louis safely. Isn't that insane? He was like, don't stop for nothing. Can you believe that? I was like, oh my gosh. And there was a lot of stuff happening there. And interestingly enough, after we did this interview, one of his funeral homes was firebombed. Isn't that interesting? Because he started raising the alarm about some of these people and some of the funds from East St. Louis being taken, lots of funds. I mean, how is that city? How are you,

collecting so much tax there and you're broke. You can't even adequately have a functional sewer system in that city. You don't have trash pickup. I mean, what in the world? That's what they were dealing with there. So, you know, I'm looking at this. It was quite something to see. That was the first time I ever saw full autumn. Why was they telling everybody this story, Kane? Talking about Carl Officer doing this story over in Illinois. Talking about Illinois's crazy gun on us? How about how dangerous the left has always been?

Left has always been super dangerous. Against their own selves, too, against each other. Against each other. And they accommodate the lawlessness. So you wonder, why is it that you have this level of lawlessness? Because they're accommodating it. They encourage it. Democrats can't clean up all the crime.

Even if they could, they wouldn't want to. Why is that? Because they need it. They've got to have a boogeyman. it's the next best thing to having a good solid substantive policy. Well, hell, if we can convince people that we're the only thing standing between them and whatever boogeyman of the day is, then we got them. We don't have to give them good policy.

We don't have to reduce their damn taxes. We don't got to be accountable. We'll just, we're just position it as, well, we're better than the unknown. We're better than the call of the void, you know. That's just how that, that's how it is. It's truly bizarre. some really bizarre stuff. But this Maxwell Frost guy,

he's always out there. I mean, I think also he's one of those people out there talking about alerting illegal aliens about ice activities. Lorraine brings up a good point. How is that not aiding and abetting? Hmm? If you out there in Radio Land

are assisting a criminal and you are obstructing an investigation, I mean, you literally can get charged with obstruction. I don't know how many times I got Florida man cases up here where obstruction, obstruction and invest. I got all of, most of them have these charges. If Steve Kane or Juan are helping criminals, they can be brought up for aiding and abetting. So why can't these lawmakers be brought up for the same?

And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. All right. So first stop, this should have been in Florida, man, so I'm going to save it for Monday. Rio de Janeiro zoo animals are being treated to popsicles because they're having a scorching summer. Aw, they're getting old treaties. It has all these little monkeys eating lollipops, and it's like, even though it's called a spider monkey, I don't like saying spider monkey because, ugh, blah. But they're at their zoo, they're getting frozen treaties and jaguars and monkeys and

other animals. They're getting ice diets prepared to eat species as needs, and then frozen fruit and then, oh, oh, cane. some of them are getting mixtures that contain frozen blood it's a hot vampire they had monkeys that had watermelon popsicles by zookeepers a jaguar was

tried to fish out ground chicken popsicles and it actually really apparently really helped them so duh but I think I just like looking at the pictures of the animals eating popsicles this cutest cutest little thing ever don't the wait

this is weird Mumified cheetahs. They were... What? Mummified cheetahs found in Saudi caves. Some of them still have their little whiskers on them. Mummified cheetahs were found in some caves in northern Saudi Arabia. The remains range from 130 years old to over 1,800 years old.

They excavated seven of these mummies, along with the bones, of 54 other cheetahs from a site near Arar. And they're actually... Like, there's one photo. They said they're actually really well... preserved. One of the people who wasn't involved with the discovery, but apparently is analyzing them, works at the University of Frenza in Italy, said it's something I've never seen before. They said that they, I mean, they still, like some of them have fur, or like bits of fur left. That's crazy. Crazy. Don't bring them back to life, because I just think that sometimes things are

extinct for a reason. Let's see. They said no one goes to the mall anymore. Only vandals go to the mall, which, by the way, is a great album name. That is. Right. Southern California malls are overrun by Vandals. They had 402 police calls in one mall just since October. They are. Like, this was the big, their Westminster Mall. It closed last October, now it's a hotbed of illicit activity.

It's trashed, storefronts are smashed, all the leftover merchandise is everywhere, half of the interior spray painted. It sounds really like a Batman zone. It really does. It looks awful. Mals used to be, one thing I will say is that Zumer Generations will never understand the greatness that was the mall. There was something about how amazing that was as a kid, as a teen. It was so amazing.

I feel sad that they're not going to experience that. We have a lot more in-store. Stick with us as we finish out this third hour. Subscribe to the Dana Show podcast because who says you can't make fun of people while staying informed on your own personal time? Subscribe on YouTube, Apple, or wherever you get your podcast. So let's check in and see how the ex-congresman who was from Florida and he was going to go for AG, but then left because he didn't want that House ethics report coming out. And he got really mad at the last House speaker over that. Let's just check in to see how Matt Gates is doing real quick.

This is cut 14. Did you know that a Jewish autonomous region was contemplated within Argentina in the late 1800s and early 1900s? The idea was pushed by Baron Maurice de Hirsch, a Jewish philanthropist who funded colonies in South America. He helped tens of thousands of Jews go from Eastern Europe to find refuge in Argentina's Patagonia region. In 1896, Theodore Herzl wrote that a Jewish homeland could theoretically be founded in Palestine or Argentina because Argentina was sparsely populated, had fertile land, and was open to immigration. So are these intentional fires in Argentina part of a globalist master plan to create a new Jewish ethno state in the Americas? Or are they started by garden variety bandits who are just trying to steal land?

So I don't know what's crazier. The fact that Gates is claiming that Czech notes, globalist Jews are lighting fires in Argentina to create a Jewish ethno state and that there's a market for that slop. or he was a pick for Attorney General at one time. What's crazier? Ah, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I just had to check in on that.

Now, let's check in on another. Let me check in on this fruitcake. I had this up. Hold up, hold up, blah, blah, blah. Let me find the tweet. Find my whole life is, let me find the tweet. Okay, so I don't follow the Krasenstein. Krasenstein. There's like two of them. They each got one half of the singular brain cell that they

were given in utero. So one has half a brain cell and the other does not. Why does one of them follow me? I have no idea. Okay. So the reason that this came, someone, a couple of you out there sent me this tweet clearly because you wanted me to say something about it. And it is really dumb. By the way, Lorraine goes, isn't Argentina where all the Nazis went after World War II? Ding, ding, ding, ding. Correct. That is correct. So this was a, it was a CBS tweet, talking about the ICE agent, blah, blah, blah, Jonathan Ross, the agent suffered internal bleeding to the torso after he was hit by the car, et cetera. And the Ed Krasenstein, crassie, sassy, I don't know what his name is. There's two of them, like I said. They're both

pencil-necked, you know, low-tie cuck-looking dudes. He tweeted, so does recoil from shooting a gun one-handed while holding a cell phone, so does recoil from shooting a gun one-handed while holding a cell phone in the other hand? I don't believe that he is internal bleeding. It's probably just a hemorrhoid or a bruise. That's what he said. So he thinks that if you shoot a handgun one-handed, it causes internal bleeding. the Krasenstein, dude, he thinks that if you shoot a gun one-handed, it hurts you.

It hurts him, probably. Guys, this is the closest to an abortion I've ever seen. It's a mental abortion. I just watched this guy mentally abort himself. Like, he aborted his own brain right now or whatever was left of it. I'm not saying this for the sake of saying it on TV. I don't understand how these people get through a day. being that dumb.

I don't understand how they get through a day. He thinks that if you shoot a gun one-handed, that you'll hurt yourself because the recoil is so bad. I don't know if I have anything else to add right now. I'm just, that's it. That's Friday. Bye, guys. That's it got that vibe.

Remember it was a couple years back where a reporter who shot an AR-15 in a gun range. And then he was like, oh, my God, my shoulder. And just complaining about the zero recoil AR-15. watching the fud who was trying to act all hard that Leroy Voyles

Why are they always named Leroy? Leroy Jenkins Leroy Foyles Don't do it Leroy Oh damn it

Leroy He was trying to He was shooting a rifle And he had it all fully supported He was 25 yards indoors He had this big O'Hoss scope on there

And he was like Making live That Magwell And he'd Because his trigger finger Was all over the place It was like an anime It was like an anime tongue

You know what I mean From like Joe Joe, bizarre. That's a deep dive. Only three of you watching are going to even understand what I'm talking about. Crazy. Maybe like that. I don't know. That's the only thing I can think of. So I just wanted to get all, I can't tell you what I had, wait, what is this, is this, oh, let me get to this other, this. I can't even share with you what I have this listed under, on the show sheet. Anyway, so, yeah, that's, that's probably as dumb as the therapy goat thing. Yeah.

Now, the Star Trek thing, because nobody's watching the new Star Trek, because it looks like friends in space. It's like glee, but with aliens. Yeah, I don't know. No one's watching it. I'm pulling up my story on this. Nobody, no, of course nobody's watching it because it looks absolutely stupid. The Star Trek stuff, it's like, it's bad. And I know we have some audio of this.

This is cut. Yeah, we've got it. It's got 18. Thank you. 18,000 you mean, because there's, yeah. So Star Trek cadets are now required to get DEI training from an obnoxious lesbian. Listen. Name of this cadet. Being a cadet in Starfleet Academy means being open to the people around you. And that connection is where time and space really live. I don't need connection. Yeah, yeah. You're a genius who owns all the suffering. I only know two things,

Number one, old age and treachery, always triumph over youth and a smart mouth. Oscar Wilde. Love that dude. Skinny Butchers. Fun fact, when he died, they had to put glass over his tombstone because people kept trying to make out with it. Number two, a smart mouth isn't worth a damn. She's not a good actress, and I can't stand her Carrie Strug haircut from like 1998. It's serving Carrie Strug, 1998.

actually like before that. It's serving Carrie Strug. 95. Like get rid of that. Like my gym teacher was like similarly aesthetic, similar aesthetic, but was like actually not way harder than that. So Star Trek is horrible. The new Star Trek. I will not be watching it at all. They ruined it. I mean, it was already kind of going that way anyway the franchise was. So now this is Starfleet Academy and it focuses on the younger And they, someone described it as having a John Hughes like poster. No, that's not John Hughes. Stop it. That's friends in space.

And a clingon laying on the ground, like wistfully looking up with the clouds holding someone's hand. That's not a real clingon. I knew that that was a fake cling. That's a cosplay cling on. That those horns on his face are as fake as the filigree in the rose garden. No. No. That real cling on would have got up and smack that woman, not even doing it.

So now they get DEI training from an obnoxious lesbian. It's absolutely, that was a real clip that we played you. I'm not making it out. That was real. Yay. That's one of the worst things I've ever seen. There's so much that I don't even watch. The only TV that I watch, I watch Landman, Fallout.

Primal, the new episode came out for Primal, which is amazing. If you haven't watched the first season of Primal, it is animated, but it's fantastic. It's like an adult. It was on Adult Swim. that's where you can watch the new season. Primal. What else? Sometimes I watch Mary of Kingstown, but it gets real gritty. And every day is gray and sad.

And I'm a goth kid, retired, but sometimes I'm like, damn it, can they just have a day of sun? These people, they're going to have vitamin D deficiency and all get rickets. Please. So just have some sunshine. Damn. And then there's a few other things. I like watching documentaries. I like watching, except for anything by Ken Burns because it's garbage.

Yeah, that's, I mean, that's kind of what I sort of stick to. And I don't watch any, I don't watch any of the sitcom stuff. None of it. What do you watch, you watch any sitcom stuff to you can? No. I watch anything like that. Not really. It's been a while since I've been able to see any sort of TV, especially series where it's like,

you almost feel invested and you have to like watch the next episode type stuff. I haven't done that in a while. The only sitcom worth watching is always sunny in Philadelphia. Oh, yeah. That's it. Only one worth watching. It is so politically incorrect. It's perfect for what we do.

We enjoy it. But it is so politically incorrect. It's joyous. I mean, it's really politically incorrect to a beautiful degree. So I'm just saying, I just don't, there's no way I would watch this. Yeah, the only one I got excited about that was recent was, The Blacklist? Have you seen that with James Spader? No.

Like, oh my God, it's very good. I don't watch anything that even looks like, like Law and Order or anything like that. I don't watch any of that. What? I don't watch. I like James Spader, though, but I liked him better when he was in a sloppy, like, linen, cotton weave and a coral shirt with his feathered hair in the 80s, leaning in the stairwell looking like a D-bag. He was pretty in pink. He does a fantastic job, and no matter what he, no matter what he's in.

Oh, my gosh. James Spader's just amazing. He's fantastic. So I don't know I just I don't watch a lot of that stuff Like if I tell you to watch something I have really I have invested in it And I've really watched it So if you haven't landman is fantastic

And they went after that Michelle Randolph girl For we talked about that yesterday For her monologue But it was great It was really well done I like Taylor Sheridan's stuff I think all his stuff is really good But yeah I don't really watch a lot of

I don't really watch a lot of TV If I'm not if I have free time ever, I'll play some games, right? I'll do like Warhammer 40K, which I think some of the updates have made it kind of suck out loud a little bit. It's an amazing game, amazing gameplay, and they just have been ruining it, but we've been playing hell divers. I created my own squad, by the way. That's the fun thing about being a married adult is I can literally create my own squad and always have a team and it's amazing. But yeah, we've been playing hell diver, so that's what we do. Yes, yes. And it shocked the hell out of Brandon Herrera. He's like, I cannot even believe I heard this sentence.

I didn't I'm not like a pro gamer. Okay, let's not get it confused. I enjoy it. I've always played games my whole life. When I was getting ready to have my first son, I had to go be induced because he did not want to, he would not be evicted. And in utero. And I was playing Mortal Kombat literally up until the time we had to leave to go to the hospital.

So I taught my kids how to play games. And now look, the Padawans have become the masters. So I'm just saying, that's what, but otherwise, I just, so much of it is horrible. There's so much stuff Who would watch this? What one? Was it the She-Hulk? Is that what it was called?

I don't know. It was like basically the female Shrek She-Hulk and she twerked. Do you guys remember that? I didn't watch it, but I saw the clip online

and I'm like, dear heavens. After you describing it, I'm kind of glad I don't know what the hell you're talking about. There's no way I could watch this. So I can't. Oh my gosh. Paramount, they only hit,

Oh my gosh. They did their free YouTube premiere. Steve says they did their free YouTube premiere of the Woke News Star Trek show, and it only had 1,300 live viewers. I actually do want the Borg to assimilate them, but you know what? They won't because their mind is mush because they do all this woke stuff. I want the Borg to just destroy them.

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