The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - NYT, Sydney Sweeney Outrage Ctnd., Ginned Up By GOP??

Episode Date: August 8, 2025

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The Democrats always come back. It could be tomorrow, it could be next week, it could be next month. They're going to come back or we'll be able to track them down. One way or the other, they're coming back and it's going to end with these maps being passed. And, you know, what I'm thinking now is if they don't start showing up, I may start expanding. We may make it six or seven or eight new seats. We're going to be adding on the Republican side. We know the 2020 census, the errors were almost always to the detriment of red states.

Blue states like Rhode Island. We do know that. We do know that. The Census Bureau's own audits. of its work has proven that. Blue states like Rhode Island were overcounted. Rhode Island then doesn't, didn't lose a seat. Red states like Alabama were undercounted. This is just a fact.

It wasn't all red blue, but it was disproportionately red blue. Do you think the president would care about this if he wasn't looking at trying to gain five seats in Texas and a seat here? I think the president's focused on the census not counting illegal people. He was focused on that in the prior, about the prior census as well. But reapportionment for 2030 is going to change the map. after the 2030 census, there'd be a lot more seats moving to red states, a lot of states moving away from blue states. That's going to impact the electoral college. It's going to make it much tougher for Democrats to win the White House in 2032.

I love how functionally ridiculous. These people are. Well, you know, they're trying to get five seats. It's just so stupid. They're not trying to get five seats. Voters are owed five seats. And I know you guys out there are like, dear heavens, are we going to talk about the redistricting thing again? I'm going to try not to, but they won't drop it. guys, because they keep going well, you're cheating. And it's like no one's cheating. This is just how the system works. You absolute morons. We could all be living the good life right now. You know what I'm

saying? We could be living the good. We could all be sitting poolside right now. We could be like where Taryn Butler was the other day. Did you see that view? And he's living his best life right now. And he, you know, we could be doing that. No, no, no, no. No, no. We all got to work ourselves

to death because Democrats keep wanting to pay and some Republican for stupid stuff, and then they keep doing this stuff with elections and redistricting and everything else and putting out false narratives. And I'm just about done. So welcome to the program. Dana Lash with you. You heard a couple of things there as we were coming in to start the program. And that is the issue of, well, the first thing, talking about Greg Abbott saying he's going to, he could just create as many seats as he wants to. He's trolling him at this point. And then, of course, you hear the left there kind of responding to some of the stuff.

But it's, you know, the thing is that it's just, it's going to happen and there's not anything that they can do about it. It's just, it's going to happen. So just get over it. Just the way it is, because it's, it's, they're allowed to do it because it's what voters chose. So we got some things to, to kick off today. We're going to get set with, we got some, oh gosh, we got a number of things.

We got some economy, we got some trade, we got some foreign policy to discuss. We're also going to get into some cult. I feel like I'm a groundhog day. Here's why. Because New York Times. New York Times came out with an article where they're like, they accused everybody on the right of making up the Sydney Sweeney controversy. They accused everybody, everybody on the right of doing it. It's no one on the left was talking about it, Cain.

It was all the people on the right that made it a big thing. Really? Yeah. So we're going to do, I literally came out with a piece about it today. I almost, well, I saw it after I already had the, um, newsletter formatted. And, uh, I saw it. It came out this early this morning.

And they were arguing that the whole thing is like a right, right wing fabrication. The whole thing. It's, it, it didn't happen. No, no one on the left ever talked about. about it. I mean, you know, forget about the fact that we actually had ABC do a whole thing saying it was like Nazis. Let's just forget about that fact for a moment, shall we? And all of the other legacy press that covered this and they were arguing that it was Naziism, it was eugenicism,

it was all the isms. They were, I mean, we, we played, I know for a fact that the, the, Legacy Press ran it because one of our videos got demonetized because we cited ABC or was it CBS or NBC. I don't even remember anymore. All of them, we got not once but twice from two separate networks. We had to have our stuff demonetized because they didn't like us using it, didn't like us citing it. Probably because they knew it looked absolutely stupid what they were doing. But now the New York Times is like, no, no, no, that's just an entirely right-wing concoction. You're being gaslit. The subhead, right-wing commentators suggested there was widespread criticism of Ms. Zweeney over her new ad campaign.

There wasn't. Dude. All they do in this, and it took two dudes to write it. All they do is say it was all right-leaning people and the left only responded after they were being accused. That's the gist of the story. That's literally what they're, that's actually what they're arguing. Kane, we apparently made it up. That's what the New York Times is arguing.

So the videos we played of the people on the left claiming it was Naziism and jeans, the play on words genes was some sort of Nazi messaging. So we were reporting on that and playing those videos. And they're saying that wasn't true. I'm going to need to put some fiery supplements. in my coffee here because I'm going to need it. Oh, my God. I don't blame you. This is the dumbest thing ever.

I know it's Friday and I'm just like, oh my gosh, what else? Go ahead. You know how there's these stages of grief? You know what I mean? They have there's different stages of grief. There's also stages of these left narratives. And it's the same. It comes out.

The left starts all of this crap. Then the right says, no, this is not what it is. This is what it is. And then they're like, oh, the right pounces. It's like, this is their thing. They seized. I mean, it is just, it's just insane that this is what they're, what they're actually doing, that they're running with us. And that's why it keeps coming back up, because they got mad, they kept going at it again.

And I just can't believe, again, still anybody would get mad over this ad. I can't believe it's week three of us talking about it. Kill me now. But it's because of stuff like this. Like the New York Times ran this. This wasn't above the fold piece that they ran. meaning it's important enough to where they don't above the fold, meaning where you would fold the broad sheet and half.

And all the most important stuff was above the fold. So it was one of those above, you didn't have to scroll. It was an above the fold thing that the New York Times ran. And they accused the right of entirely making it up. I'm going to tell you, like, we didn't talk about it until I saw it get super stupid. And we're like, are you serious?

Like, we're actually going to have to talk about this because this is so insane. This is just so insane. And so it was after ABC and MSNBC and NBC all ran with it, and you had these chonks on TikTok who were running their mouths, and then ABC turned it into a whole story. All these networks turned it into a whole story. They were trying to get statements from American Eagle about it. And we ran all of their, like I said, we ran all the audio.

And it was like anchor after anchor. It wasn't just like they mentioned it in an evening program. It was they had it on all of their morning talk shows. They had it on their day part talk shows. They had it in their evening talk shows. They had it absolutely everywhere. It was repeated coverage. And then when they realized that it looked bad and it reflected poorly on them and even people

that might have been kind of on their side ideologically, they started going, yeah, this is weird. Why are you guys obsessed over this? This is a little bit, I mean, you're sitting here saying a jeans ad. Nobody got mad when Beyonce did it. Nobody said, oh, here's a black woman with blonde hair. This is probably like some eugenicist, you know, white supremacy. thing. Why is she wearing blonde? Nobody did anything like that because it's stupid. It's equally

stupid with this. And it's like they just keep trying to go at her for everything. They found out that she like shooting. They tried going on her over that. Like the year before when her, when her mom or dad had a birthday and it said make 60 great again. And they had a hat that said make 60 great again. And it was red. And they were like, oh my gosh, it's too close to a MAGA hat. We got to kill her. And then her brother came out. I don't know that I would have posted this stuff. But her brother, I mean, pull this. this up. I had this on Twitter, or X, or whatever the hell you want to call it. Her brother had posted his staff sergeant promotion certificate from the U.S. Air Force, and it showed, like, he apparently has, like, a pretty good rank. Like he, I was looking at it. He's a senior enlisted leader,

blah, blah, blah, and he posted his stuff up online, and he said, it's them good genes. I don't know. Some people were like, some vets were like, I don't know if I'd post that certificate because people are nuts. And they don't, you know, you know, you don't want them to know where you're at. But her brother, Trent, he shared that he had a staff sergeant promotion and people were going crazy over it. Like, oh, well, that's, you know, that's, that's, that's, that's, Sidney Sweeney, if you're watching the Simulcast and channel, uh, uh, direct TV. What are we, what are 367? 347. 347. I don't know anything today. And the, um, they, they, they win it. They were also criticizing him the other day when he put, when they posted that. And now it's not just the New

York Times that's saying this also. They had a thing on, it was a quick thing on MSNBC, but the video disappeared where they were like, well, this is entirely like it's a fabrication by the right wing. Someone was saying that on MSNBC. So clearly the talking points went out because they looked ridiculous getting this mad over stuff. They looked so stupid getting this angry over stuff that now they're trying to completely gaslight you. And when I say, I can't, when the New York Times, and it's weird because the New York Times has like one decent people. They had an editorial board piece where they were backing Trump on something, believe it or not. But they have this, I mean, it's a huge, it's a huge big story that they had.

And they went into depth. They were trying to like study and try to and really trying to, you know, kill this argument that it was the right responding to the left. No, the left is just completely, they just bit the dust with this. and now they're trying to gaslight you into thinking that it's just you because you're just pathetic and you just decided to make it up and attribute it to the left. I mean, we didn't start talking about it until they lost their minds over it. And I'll be damn, it's been three weeks of this. I want to open my veins up at this point.

If we have to go in week four, came dear heavens, I will pray doubly hard that Smod obliterates this stupid pathetic rock. Good night. This is just, it's just, it's just. weird. Why lie about this stuff? Why lie about it? This is just, I mean, I'm over here looking at the, and of course, if you look at the tracking on this piece, memorandum had it as well. It's starting to amplify. All of these other entities are amplifying it because they really took a hit. They really, really took a hit. We got more on this, but man alive. It's, it's pretty unbelievable.

Now, in addition to pull up a couple of other things, in addition to all, of, well, we get some cultural stuff. We also have the bounty that POTUS, I'm going to pull this up to, the bounty that POTUS is putting out. This has to do with Venezuela. He's doubled a reward of $50 million for the arrest of Venezuela's president to face U.S. drug charges. So this is very interesting as well. This was announced this morning. We already had, though,

it was already $25 million, and it's Nicholas Maduro. It was already $25 million. Now it's been doubled. A.G. Pambondi announced that the admin was doubling the reward to 50 million. So it's going to be apparently like the largest such reward of its kind in history. So we're going to dive into that. We've got just let me just let me give you the late what some of the other stuff we have. We're going to get into that fourth block of the birthright citizenship order. We got that coming up. We got some domestic stuff. We got culture. We got a whole bunch of stuff. So you don't want to miss as we move. The folks who help make the program possible. And I can't seem to pull up.

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for hands. Well, you know, because sometimes you're just like, I'm better than this machine, right? But I want to know how she actually physically got into the thing. So she found herself trapped inside of a money-making machine at Chuck E. Cheese. stuck her arm in the hole. It wasn't intended for hands. It's an embarrassing video, they said. And she knelt inside of the game with her arm trapped in the hole, and then firefighters had to go and set her free. So I get it. You walk in the thing and I guess money circles around you and, you know, but she stuck her arm. Why did she do that? And why does Chuck Echise have something like that? Right? Like you're just going to rain money down on kids if they go in there. Like, what is that? I'm trying to figure out what in the world that's about. So I don't know how, I guess it would. goes in and then the money like flies all around you and you got to catch it apparently. Oh yeah, it's called the ticket blaster.

Oh my gosh, Kane, this is a real thing. It's like you're getting your training kids to deal with it raining at the club. You know what I mean? Look at it, check it. It's like the kids go in there. Anyway, this grown woman was in there. And she's unidentified, but they had to get a fire department out there to save her. I mean, you know, you're trying to catch them all.

Wait, this is not Pokemon. New York. This is so stupid. because everyone's dumb. New York latching onto breast milk-flavored ice cream in Brooklyn. Of course it's Brooklyn. Breast milk, that's disgusting. That's a flavor?

It's for babies. That's baby's food. It's a sweet shop, and I'm not naming it because I don't want to give it attention. But it's offering a limited edition special flavor that tastes exactly like human breast milk. Why would you want to do that? Wait, is it breast milk or does it just taste like it? Well, that's what it's saying. It's really weird anyway.

This is what gets me. Like, these are the type of people that go to. of this. This one broad was like, I was breastfed by my mother from 1974 to about 1978 and a half, but I just don't remember it. So it's still emotionally, like, mentally surprised me. That's an actual direct quote. First off, four and a half years, what? And then really, 1978 and a half. She actually said that as a quote. You're the exact type of person that we don't like. This is what's wrong. This is why aliens don't visit us. I wouldn't either. Good night. Let's see here. Also, new evacuated.

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No, you're just doing that with your policies. That's what all that's about. You're just doing it with your policies that you have. That's L.A. Mayor Karen Bass, who's talking about her, the gist of it is she's saying that you're taking jobs away from criminal illegal aliens and giving them back to working Americans and that's destabilizing our great city. Why are people leaving California in droves? I mean, first off, look at the policies that you have in Los Angeles. Look at the property taxes. The property taxes are so insanely high. It's, I mean, what are, what's the return on the investment that people are getting for their money on that, you know? That's number one. Number two, look at the recidivism and law and order. I mean, you've, you actually declassified

serious crimes like breaking and entering down to just misdemeanors. And then how? How do you, of them, they don't even prosecute. We talked about that a couple of months ago. I mean, this is a, it's a major problem in California, in Los Angeles, particularly. You have the problem with the homeless. You have, you know, drug and gang crime, et cetera, et cetera. But they, it's a combination of the leadership, the policies that they're implementing, the high taxation, et cetera, et cetera, that's all contributing to this. You definitely can't have unless you know, Aaron's, we're Aaron spelling rich, you can't have a single family income in Los Angeles because it's Los Angeles. Look at where all that tax money goes. Nobody knows. I mean, it sure as hell

doesn't go to law and order. It sure as hell doesn't go to keeping, you know, the beautification of the streets. It sure as hell doesn't go towards helping the homeless. I mean, you know, which is something that, you know, and they also try to penalize churches for doing that. Remember, there have been people who have been cited for trying to feed the homeless in California. Because, oh, you don't have the permit to do that. Oh, you can't help people. You have to go and ask the government for permission to help people. So they set up, I mean, it's hurt and rescue. They're the ones that do the hurting and then they act like they're going to come and rescue.

And the idea, once again, how unbelievably racist it is to assume that this, that it's only a certain subset of people that are going to perform only a certain type of job is just assonine. Everybody's, businesses are leaving California. There's not going to be anywhere to work here in California, you know, before. long because everybody's leaving. Everybody's leaving it. Who would stay? I don't know. I haven't been to California in a few years and I

haven't been out to L.A. in a few years. It's been a while since I've been out to L.A. even. I haven't been, I've been, it's been over 10 years since I've been to San Francisco and I won't, I wasn't a fan. Sorry, wasn't a fan. Because every, all the men on the flight all wore peacoats and tortoise show glasses. And then the first thing I saw was a homeless guy vomiting when I got there. Yeah, I totally did. Like literally like the walked out of the airport and that was what was happening, not even exaggerating. So, oh, and then there was outside of the hotel, there was a homeless guy that took a dump. Oh. No, wait. Well, it was a homeless couple, I think,

and one of them did it. I'm not quite sure who, but I assumed it was the man. Anyway, so, you know, I mean, there's a lot of problems. There's a lot of problems in Los Angeles. to say nothing of the fire recovery. I mean, you had the Palisades fire. Now you have another fire that's kicking off. You have zero land management. Karen Bass, wouldn't she on vacation at that time? Or she was on some kind of trip.

She was overseas when that happened. And the left was covering for her. This is just, it's just stupid. That's not, you're not, first off, she said criminal illegal aliens. Or no, she was saying illegal aliens or illegal something, how she was talking about immigration. that was interesting, but that it will destabilize our great city.

If you're taking it away from the undocumented, it's going to destabilize our city. So I would think that the problem is the deluge of people that are coming in illegally that's destabilizing the city, not making sure that the jobs are going to people who are here legally and allowed to work or are able to work because they're paying into the system. That's what I would think. They got it all backwards. And they're going to continue to get it backwards because that's actually it's not backwards for them.

That's their policy. That's what they believe. What gaslighting. It's just weird. I am, I am constantly amazed because when I thought, you know, when I became an adult, one of the most jarring things to me growing up and becoming an adult king was realizing that some adults are really just stupid and that all of these people that were older than you and you thought were wiser than you really aren't.

Like some of them actually are dumber than, dumber than you. Really bad. and how you're understanding where my not all old people are innocent comes from. I know you don't like old people specifically, but that's irrelevant here, Cain. Stop attacking the old people. So not fair. So not fair. So, oh, man.

I, uh, I, uh, I just have a bunch of headlines today that they're just all basically, just makes you question humanity. Uh, all right. So a couple of other things that I want to make sure that we're touching on to get you set up for the weekend. Uh, and, uh, again, swites, uh, always go to subscribe to the newsletter. Did you see this story? I tweeted it about Jasmine Crockett, New York Post. So apparently, let me just give you the gist of it if you didn't read it. So apparently

Jasmine Crockett is a diva horrible to her staff and a rude lazy diva who basically wants to be famous for absolutely nothing. And she lays around her apartment all day and demands to be driven in escalades only. This is a real thing. And this is not like a conservative news outlet saying this. This is what her staff is like they're leaking on her. They she's described as being a boss from hell, all diva no wow. And that she wants to just be a famous influencer. Apparently, congressional aides have been spilling their beans to the press on this. She, they said she's obsessed with going viral. She's not present when the cameras aren't rolling.

And when she does appear, she terrorizes her staff. She is not often in the Longworth House office building where her government provided offices. They said she prefers to stay in her nearby luxury apartment for weeks on end. She lays around in her, one quote, direct quote from an aide. Quote, she is laying her on her apartment. She won't come into the office and is just very indifferent to staff and screams at them. She is never in the office.

This is another aide. She's never in the office and is very disengaged. She does her BS that goes viral and then freaks out over the most random things. Another source said, quote, it's widely known that she's not nice to staff and she's not a dedicated member focused on constituents. A third or the fourth source, quote, she is focused almost exclusively on being an influencer, not a member of Congress. She is all diva no wow. Direct quotes. these are again it's not from progressives these are all from people who work for her and they said that when she does show up to work on Capitol Hill like she'll go and she'll attend a committee hearing or something and then she'll do a social media attack on you know whatever she'll run her mouth on Trump or whatever she demands that staff members drive her the short distance to her office in a rented car rather than the staffers own and I know for a fact that that's what a lot of lawmakers do they have their staff

pick them up in their vehicles if it's too far to walk and then they just, you know, ferry them. That's part of what you do as a member of staff or Congress. And they said that she makes them rent cars specifically escalades. Quote, has to be an escalade or a similar upscale make, end quote. And they said, so you're technically allowed to do it, but it's wildly inefficient. This is what one aid is saying. She literally rents a car every week in D.C. and expects her staff to drive her around while she's in the back seat.

She treats staff like Uber drivers. Wow. So, I mean, this is, man, man, man. This is bad. She sounds like she wants to be a real housewives of Dallas kind of thing. This is so typical of so many of these type of lawmakers. And there's a couple on the right, but they're really predominant on the left. You got Maxine Waters, who is the OG, right?

She, it seems like Jasmine Crockett, I don't know what, I don't think she actually co-sponsors legislation. I don't think she actually introduces legislation. Do you know of an issue that she's kind of synonymous with? Because every lawmaker has an issue that they're really focused on, right? Like we had Congresswoman Beth Van Dyne on the other day. She's very focused on employment, jobs, the economy, right? There are others that are, I've had lawmakers on that are focused on AI and tech and things like that. What is Jasmine Crocket? What is her, her issue? Does anybody know? Does anybody know

any issue that she's talked about? All she does is run her mouth about Trump, et cetera, et cetera. It's almost like she focus groups her day. She starts off her day, focus grouping, whatever she thinks is going to go viral on social media. She just wants to be an influencer. She wants to be famous for doing nothing. I mean, that sounds about right because she grew up as like a debutante. She grew up going to the most expensive private school in Missouri. Oh, I know the school. That's where all like the CEO kids went. It's where all the politicians kids went. All of the millionaires kids went there. All of them went there. I mean, you have, I mean, their alumni list is crazy. And it's a very, expensive school and it is very exclusive and it is in one of the most exclusive the actually the most

exclusive neighborhoods in the state and she went there so she grew up i mean i am i mean good grief i'm more straight than jasmine crockett she grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth she is she is literally the daughter of privilege and she tried to use that and tried to grift off like she pretty pretended she was from the streets or that she was hood or whatever and tried to grift off of that. And so now when you see these stories, because these are, again, people who work with her. These aren't, you know, it's not like a conservative hit job. These are people who don't like, Democrats who don't like her because she doesn't work. She doesn't do the job.

She doesn't put in any effort. All she does is try to find cameras, run her mouth. And then she goes back to sit on her sofa in her apartment and probably doom scrolls all day. they said that she has burned through employees at such a pace that she is now known as the present day Sheila Jackson Lee. Sheila Jackson Lee was notorious for treating staff horribly and like she would just burn through staff. Her turn that turnover rate was crazy. Nobody stayed with her for more than a couple of months. It is it was unreal. That was like that's a long running joke. And so everyone's like oh, so that tells you how bad it is.

She's like that. Someone said, AIDS cited fear of retribution, and they were terrified to even talk to the press about it, but they said something needs to be done because nobody knows her behavior. Nobody outside of this, you know, out of D.C. really knows her behavior.

They said, quote, she thinks she's her own best advisor that only she knows best. And then she gets rid of press, she'll get rid of press people because she says she can do it all better. Wow. she screams at her AIDS until the women cry and another aide who was a young black woman said quote I don't want to hear Jasmine Crockett talk about helping black women when she fires them for no reason damn they said that they were trying to now she's having trouble getting people on her staff

they said that she would they were trying to hire and that nobody wants to work for her and that other aides that would maybe refer friends or something, no one's suggesting anybody go work for her because she's apparently that bad, that bad. They said that she just doesn't care about issues in her district. She wants to get on the view or on late night talk shows, and that's all she talks about. And they said that all she does is talk about Trump

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How is your office responding to the pauses and gender affirming care here in California? Well, that is something that I'm working for at the national. level and we have, how can I say, are hoping that we can have gender affirming here for our trans kids and that it's a sad thing for us. I'm not totally, I don't know what, I don't know what effect we can have nationally with what we have going on in the White House and in the Congress. It's really Very sad if you were there. Outside our door, we have a trans flag. Outside of our door in the Congressional office building, we have the trans flag, as do some of our other colleagues.

But that view is not necessarily. What she's talking about is experimentation. This is not medical care. So I don't even know how there can be a conversation on it when that very, that root point is up for, not even up for debate. It's just science. I mean, you have someone that has medically nothing wrong with them and you are submitting them to experimental surgery after which they will for the rest of their lives be dependent upon prescription medication just to function as they normally did. That's not affirmation. That's harm. That's cruel. It's not helping anyone. It's not affirmation. You don't assist people. You don't make them easier. in their mental struggle. And that's what I think it is. It's, you know, it's, when you're doing it this, and with kids who, that you can't say that that's informed consent

when there are no long-term studies that have been performed on hormonal abuse. All they have is like back in the day when they started treating men and women with hormones. All they have are like emerging issues for not having, you know, the correct or approach on that. They don't have anything about treating healthy, prepubescent people with hormones like this. I mean, this is not health care and it's not informed consent. So I don't, I think what's sad is that they think it is. That's sad to me that you would lie to yourself and lie to other people like that. So we have our second hour on the way. We've got Florida man coming up also. But a whole, This is a crazy story with some stats behind it.

Has the internet ruined personalities? I mean, I think social media has, but we'll discuss. Stick with us. The folks who will bring you the program, speaking of firearms, I think it's good to have diverse weapons in your weapons array for a number of different reasons. I mean, you have different calibers. You have pistols and you have your rifles and you have blades and all kinds of stuff. What if you're in a situation, though, where you're completely disallowed from any type of carry?

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They're going to come back or we'll be able to track them down. So that's habit, and he's talking about right now the redistricting of seats. that the, with the whole Texas legislature, Texas legislature, might make it six or seven or eight new seats, might make it this many new seats. Okay. Well, he was on our show and he was talking about doing this. He said this to us the other day, Wednesday, today's Friday. So he said it to us Wednesday that he might even expand it and make it more seats. And he was also telling us that they were getting the FBI involved. Welcome to the program. Welcome back, Dana Lash with you. We're at the top of this second hour on this Godforsaken slow news cycle. I'm actually, you should be happy that it's a

slow new cycle because that means that they're not in D.C. doing stupid stuff. Right? I mean, it means that they're not in D.C. doing, well, what all, they could be doing some. It's not like you to look at the silver lining. No, I'm not looking at the silver lining. I'm just. I'm just. just trying to be encouraging to our audience. I'm going to go back to be my cynical Darya self momentarily. I'm here to serve the people, not myself, Kane. So I'm giving them good news. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't benefit me when they're not there, but it does. Does that make sense? It's really weird. It doesn't benefit me, but it does. Right. So I don't, I don't know. I don't know how to put it. All right. So welcome back. I wanted to share this crazy,

hang on, crazy story with you. We were talking about real quick. Last hour. how the New York Times was saying that the whole Sydney Sweeney thing was nothing more than just a right wing sciop and God help me I just can't even I mean how many days of this do we have

they're acting like the right wing totally made this up and that it's the left never said anything about it because they're good and pure you horrible people you guys did it you guys did it out there you so this is the stuff now the reason I put this out there

is because it kind of dovetails into this next piece, okay? Because you hear stories like that and you're like, hold up, hold up, because I saw y'all talking about this on ABC. I saw y'all talking about this on the MissinBC. You all literally were saying that it was Nazi-esque, eugenicists, all this stuff, right? And then you react to that, don't you? You're like, the hell you do? You react to it. Let me share this with you. Young adults in the United States. Now, they don't totally break down the age. they just say young adults in the United States have shown a decline in conscientiousness and an increase in eroticism since 2010, which coincides with the rise of smartphone use.

This shift reverses historical patterns where young people were more extroverted, potentially affecting career success relationships and overall health outcomes. Now, this kind of works with another piece where people have gotten more cynical. Adults in all age brackets. This is a piece that ran, it was an MSN thing, that ran and said that cynicism has grown in every generation. You think? I mean, look at the stuff that I just gave you an example of why we hate everything, right there. Now, as far as the Internet, the way that this, I think, is presented, they kind of act like it's the Internet that changed our personalities.

I don't necessarily think it's the Internet that did it. I think it's really social media that did it. And I do, I mean, I think there is truth to it. I think social media has ruined a lot. The internet has been really amazing, but a lot of people think it's maybe net negative. Do you think it's, let me start with this, and then we'll get into the social media aspect of it. Do you think that the internet has been a net positive or a net negative? for society.

Because it's a hard thing to answer because there are some very good things that have happened. The Tea Party back in 2010 would not have happened without it because we all got started organizing and being activists online. There have been a lot of really good people who have been able to leverage and use the internet for good things, right? So I think that's like, that's, you know, the question. What is it a positive though or a negative? Because there's a lot of negative things that have happened or come up as a result of it.

I would say it's how you measure it. If you measured it, is it good for society financially? I would say, yeah, it would be. Has it been good for society mentally? Maybe not. Has it been great for society emotionally? I don't think so. but I think it matters how you measure it.

Now, if you take all of those things and then you sum it up and figure out what the means are, then maybe we do find an imbalance there. But I think it's pretty much just like life. It's hard for me to say that the internet has been bad because I love the fact that, and people are like, oh, well, it hurts if you're, it hurts introverts. People aren't going out and, yeah, but I've always been kind of introverted. I'm one of those people that I could actually stay. out of sight and not go anywhere. I could, I can really hunker down. So COVID negatively affected a

lot of people. Lorraine was mentioning this too, talking about her family dynamic. With people like me, it didn't really have a negative impact on me because I don't like going on. So I don't like going on socializing anyway. You never see me on the DC party circuit. You never, I hate all that stuff. You're like, don't threaten me with a good time. Yeah, I'm like, no, no, no, man, I'll stay home and I'll, you know, I'll have a glass of cab and I'll watch like a murder mystery or something, you know, or I'll just like cook at home or chill, you know. I love the fact, though, and the reason I bring this up is, like, goofy stuff. I get excited the fact that I can buy like everyday items online, right?

If there's, if I don't want to go into the makeup store because the parking's ridiculous and then I go in and there's always like some, you know, they, them that's like trying to sell me foundation that's like darker than my actual complexion. You know, I don't want to have to deal with it. I know what I need. I love the fact that I don't have to go in and, and, um, this is where my super introvertedness comes out. You guys think I'm an extrovert and I'm really not.

I don't like to have the, I'm awkward. I go there and I'm just like, I just need things. And I just, you know, kind of walk like an alien, like, you know. Like you're at the soup Nazi line and you're just like, just soup and bread. then you move on. Just soup and that's it. That's all that. I just,

I want to be out. I want to get there. And I want to be just out. I just, you know, I just go, I know exactly what I need and I get it.

And I don't like going into big stores where they have too many things to look at. I'm just like, I don't need any of these items. I just want my items. And I just, it's one of the reasons why I like, just getting it online.

So I'll get like, you know, I will literally purchase like cleaning supplies on Amazon and things like that. And then I have, and it's like Christmas. It's like the bonuses, you get a box. and for a fleeting second you think, what if it's something else?

You know what I mean? And then you open it and you're like, oh, it's my paper towels and my toilet cleaner. It's like Christmas every day. Yeah, you know, and it's funny because it could be something like literally as like the little toilet disc for your tank. I mean, it's something a little like that, you know what I mean? So. I love the idea we can do that now.

But back in the day, and I don't know if you remember your very first online purchase ever. No, I don't remember it. Mine was in 1999. How do you know this? This was because I remember. You are a Martian. I don't remember. exactly what it was that I got, but it was, I think it was Amazon, if I'm not mistaken.

In 2000, whatever it was, it was the year 2000. And I remember ordering online and thinking because at the time, the news was putting stories out about how unsafe your information online was, right? And purchasing online. Don't buy things online. You'll die. Very cautious. Be very cautious about purchasing online.

And I remember thinking and getting so nervous about my very first online purchase. I don't know if you remembered yours or not. No, I totally don't. I'm sure it was probably something stupid. Actually, it may have been like oxyclean. I'm not even lying. Really? Yeah, totally may have been something like that.

So my point of bringing this up is that the Internet specifically, I don't think is bad. I think a lot of good has come from it. Social media is the, it's like a form of societal aids. I don't know how to say it. Well, it is. I just look at it as life. No, it's not life. That's just it.

It's not life. That is not life. It's a bunch of curated nonsense. It's life with a lowered, a lowered expectation of getting any sort of clap back, right? Like, online, you're not going to get punched in the face. But in real life, you would. Oh, people get big balls online.

Right, that's what I mean. So it's that lowered fear when you're online. It's just a reflection of life. It's just a lowered level of fear. In some ways, I remember when Twitter, before it was asked, really kicked off. And we're like, wow, we can use this to aggravate lawmakers and, you know, organize and do all this stuff. And now I'm like, all it is is bots and paid operatives that think that you haven't done this for as long as you have and that you're too stupid to recognize that what they are absolutely transparently, not to them doing is actual electioneering. it's so obvious

and it also introduced this concept of everybody has to have a take are you really participating in society if you don't have a take and commentary and it's really shaped like re-shaped my industry and I got into my industry

as a consequence of doing something else I'd never sought out to go into political commentary ever it was a consequence of something else always in support of Second Amendment. I was a newspaper columnist. And I ran what you would call a fecal posting site that criticized all of our, all of my, the media in St. Louis. I literally

ran this, uh, rag tag publication out of a basement of some building that was near Washington Avenue, uh, downtown St. Louis. I'm a near Tucker, sorry. It was near Tucker in Washington, the intersection. And, um, was just very critical of all of the media. and we were really hated. And that's what I did. And then I ended up getting into a very public back and forth with the St. Louis Post Dispatch at the time because their editorial board was livid over my support of Second Amendment rights.

And, you know, and it ended up blowing up. And then I ended up being a guest on radio and I went from there. It was a consequence of something else. And the reason I say this is because now it is a requirement of life to have a take. Commentary has even been reshaped to where you used to be able to, you know, just have really deep involved analysis of issues and put it out there for other people to decide. Now it is you have to have a take or you're not participating in society and not everything requires a hot take. And because of this rush to always have a take, there's a lot of stupidity that's

created as a result out there. And so with social media, I'm not even getting into like the influencer stuff on Instagram or the stuff that you see with youth. I mean, the completely non-realistic beauty trends, everybody puts a filter on. I can tell. It's so easily to tell. You can tell when people are using a filter. I'm sorry, but I have friends who are in their mid-40s. And I'm like, girl, I know your neck is crapeer than that. Like, you literally put a marzipan filter on your Instagram post. Stop it. You know, it's like, it's overdone, right? I just, it's so unrealistic, hyper unrealistic. It's like inverted what we know is real life. You used to have the cyber world and then real life. And now it's inverted it to

where you're supposed to look like what you see online. And I'm not just saying. that like plastic surgeons have said that there are women that are coming into their offices like 22 years old who are trying to reshape themselves to look like what they're seeing on social media and it has gotten so bad everything has been made dumber because I think things that are easily accessible mean that you don't try as hard it's made everybody dumber it's completely changed the ability that people have to in real time and in real meat space converse with people and build relationships that aren't transactional and that aren't based up on likes or whatever. It is just such a crazy phenomenon. And going to this study, I really think that, because it talks about the personality shifts and that people aren't conscientious anymore and that every age group has gotten less extroverted in the era of the smartphone. I mean, it is an amazing, an amazing, I mean, it's like a free fall. Like it is, they, literally say it's a conscientiousness free fall. That is a red alert alarm. We have more coming up.

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that's going to remain the same until the economy improves and until people have a lower tax burden. That's the way it is. All these people are like make America healthy again. That's great, but you can't do that unless you first make the economy healthy again. And it's not. It's improving, but you've got to realize that we have, my whole life has been like this. The economy has been like this. It's going to take more than just one change in one generation.

it's going to be an ongoing generational battle. And until we get to a point where people are less burdened, you are always going to see ultra-processed foods lead. And that's indicative. It's directly tied to how much money people have on their bank accounts. So I don't know why people don't talk about those being related. It's kind of frustrating. The health food loved by the wealthy.

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We were talking about the story that came out about personality shifts from, from dude really mainly because of social media. And then, of course, I kept seeing the slap fights that were online between members of the right. And I'm only going to like address it really quickly. I saw one thing where, who was it, Steve Bannon was saying that he made J.D. Vance and that he would never be a good president. And I don't know. I think there are a lot of people out there that, you know, I think there's a healthy competition going into 2028. Full disclosure, I used to work with Steve Bannon when I worked with Andrew Breitbart before he ruined the site after Andrew's death. Andrew's a very dear friend of mine. And so I've known him for over a decade. And I just think that that's like kind of comical to say that you made someone.

Bannon said that about so many people. He claimed to have made Sarah Palin, and he acted like he made Andrew Breitbart, and he acted like he made Trump. I mean, I think he said something to that effect before. He's just a do-nothing gadfly that had like a paid for play, pay for play, whatever little radio or podcast or whatever the hell he was doing, internet show. And it's just all about self-glorification. I just don't get it.

And I still can't get over the fact that he actually called Donald Trump Jr. you're a traitor and bought into the whole fake story about the New York hotel meeting between Junior and Natalia Levitskaya, who was one of the people that was working with Fusion GPS. Anyway, there was all these stories where he was thinking of, I guess, making a run for president. Those are skeletons. You don't want coming out of the closet. So just don't. Why would you do that?

That's so stupid. And no, I'm pretty sure that all these people made themselves. not you. Pretty sure that they all made themselves. This is the part of politics that I just hate. You always have these like loud gadflies and you look and you're like, well, what did you actually do other than write on somebody's coattails and yell? Because that's not, that doesn't require effort. You know, what did you actually do?

So, and I can say that because unlike other people out there, I actually worked with him and I've known him for a very long time. So I think he's mad at Trump because Trump had talked about, and I have a piece that I've been working on about this, Trump had talked about trade relations as it relates to Gaza, et cetera, et cetera, and these sovereign nations, if they are going to legitimize terrorism by rewarding Hamas with its own state recognition at like the next UN meeting, which they, the United States has every right to say, we don't want to have partners. trading partners if you're doing that. They have every right to say that. So anyway, it's just, it's just a fascinating thing to see. People taking credit for other people's comeuppance in their their work ethic, et cetera. I just, I, that's the bad part of politics because, you know, without any other kind of substantive record, you're going to try to claim other people's achievements as your own. No. So the, uh, pull this up. I feel like pout booty juice. Well, I, not, I don't feel like this, this is true. He is really trying to reposition himself going into, not just like midterms,

but ahead of the 28 cycle season, right? He had said, and I was following some of this on social media, he was accused of betraying his community because he said that the trans athlete debate, that there was some, quote, complexity and fairness issues. but yet he still said that he opposed laws banning men from women's sports. And the trans Tifa is very upset because he's giving these interviews and he's talked about it, etc. So they're very mad about him saying this stuff. Now keep in mind, the majority of Americans do not think that men should be allowed to compete in women's sports teams and go in their locker rooms, etc. they don't they don't they don't the majority of Americans across the board they all agree on this and

they don't Americans don't really agree on a lot of things like that to that extent but they do on this he really thinks that he's got a path to the presidency and that's why he's trying to reposition himself in this middle ground and I I he's not going to be able to do it because he's not savvy enough he doesn't have political acumen he is like some of the most horrible political acumen and he's a case. And this, that's why I came in with Abandon story, because I think this dovetails perfectly. He is the case of somebody who has a very big mouth and actually doesn't do anything. Very big mouth.

Doesn't really do anything. What did Poot-Bootie Jews do? He was mayor of South Bend and he couldn't even fill potholes. That's why everybody, including Democrats, ridiculed him. He did not have any career outside of Indiana, so he had to move up to Michigan. That's where he thinks he's going to relaunch himself out of. He was put as a DEI hire into the Department of Transportation, where he did not have. he did a heinous job. If you will remember after he and his partner bought some kids,

they, he pretended that he laid in a hospital bed and took a photo with him, like he birthed them. And then he was MIA. He took his three-month maternity leave, whatever, and wasn't even answering calls. Even when he came back, he was scarcely accessible. And that's not just me. That was Democrats within the administration leaking to Politico for a story on that because they were so mad about it. And he, they couldn't reach him. Now, keep in mind at the exact same time all of this was happening, you had a supply chain crisis, you had a number of different, I mean, you had the port protests at the ports where you had the Longshoremen's boycott. There are there strike, the Longshoremen strike.

and poo booty juice was nowhere to be found. So this piece in Politico was getting into how they couldn't reach him ever. Like they just couldn't get a hold of him. And they had things that they had to resolve. And he was MIA. And then he comes back and acts like he was doing this, you know, great job. Never forget when he went to, what was it?

Palestine in Ohio. And was standing outside of that, that, do you remember that? He was there and he was in a builder. hat and then he was in some, he would like go and it was sort of like a travest, like a morbid travesty tour. And he would show up at places where there's a tornado and storm damage or the big railroad disaster. And he would show up there with his little vest and a hard hat and he looked like Bob the builder standing there with all of these people who, you know, literally did look like they actually did the work. And he would just fly in there and do a photo. He would do a photo op.

He would be there for like an hour or two and then he would leave. Like when he was in Ohio, people were like, oh, he was only here for a couple of hours. And then he left. Never forget when he was trying to pretend that he cared about reducing the number of cars on the road. And you remember what he did? Remember what he did? He was writing, he would be driven near the Capitol complex in the SUVs, black SUVs. And then a security guy would get his little bicycle out of the back.

And then he got on the little bicycle and put his little helmet on. And then he pretended, he got caught by photographers. And it was funny because the photos looked like they were taken from in the trees somewhere. I was always like, where are these photographers at? But they snapped photos of him doing this. And so he was pretending to ride his little bicycle into that. Like he wrote it the whole way, guys. He's so earth-conscious.

But he wasn't. It was a joke. It was an absolute joke. And now he thinks that he is going to pivot and remake himself as, some kind of moderate? Really? This guy who was only ever a mayor and then was appointed because he's gay.

He was appointed to the Department of Transportation. Now, I think what he'll try to do in 28, I think he's going to try to run for president. Because when you run for president, you get to raise a lot of money, right? You get book deals. You might get, you know, after you get out,

you might get a contributor ship at CNN or MSNBC, something like that. getting this video ready of them doing this. Look at this. It's like literally from behind the trees. They caught him doing this. Literally what he was doing. And look at him. He's like, okay, I'm going to pretend to ride

my bike the rest of the way. Acting like he rode all the way in there. Is that not the dumbest thing you've ever seen in your life? I told you. I wasn't joking. It was like they, it was like a videographer, a photographer. They just happened to be there and caught it. That's why they didn't have

the best angle for the shot. They just happen to be there and caught that. That is insane. So I think he's going to try to run in 2028 because he wants to build some book deals for himself. He wants to maybe, he wants to, that's how they create job security. But he knows he's not going to win, but he still has to make a good go of it and at least make it to however many rounds. It's like the squid games. That's what these primaries are like. They're like the squid games. So he's got to make it, you know, just so many rounds so that it's still valuable. But I do think that he would like to be somebody's VP. I don't think that would ever happen.

Yeah. I don't think that would ever happen because Newsom's too vain. And Newsom would look at him as a liability. Booty Juice doesn't care. He's so desperate. He would just, he doesn't care. He just wants to be somewhere. He hasn't done anything.

What does he done? What has he done lately? Nothing. I don't know. It's just bizarre to me. His whole career trajectory. has been one big example of privilege, Democrat privilege. So he's trying to, he wants to look at like, he wants to come out as this very unthreatening, moderate kind of safe, kind of progressive.

That's how he wants to do it. Now, it's interesting because Newsom is trying to do the same thing. Notice how these guys that are, that are considered maybe front of the line or at least have some name recognition on the left, they're trying to re, re. position themselves is no, no, no, we're not that kind of progressive. We're the cool progressive. We're the safe progressive. That's what they're trying to do.

And it's going to be kind of debasing, isn't it? When it really kicks off because they're all going to come out and they're all going to try to outbuild Paxton the other one. I'm just the totally safe, unthreatening, progressive white guy. What's up? Well, hello, my fellow Democrats.

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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. All right. So Florida Man's like our sanest person, I think, of the day. Sad but true. So, let's see here. There's so many that I would. First, let's try.

You're too picky with Florida. I am picky. Well, okay, three Florida dudes were arrested. They had 53 spiny lobsters in the back of their rig. And they also had stone crabs. It was outside of season. I do think stuff like this is important. And this is the difference between environmentalists and conservationists.

Conservationists are actual, like they actually care about the environment. Environmentalists are just loud gas bags. You have to do things in season. the population recovers. You're wanting to control the population, but you don't want to over-harvest a population and deplete it. So that's why doing things in and out of season, particularly with lobster, things like lobster, conch shells, you know, like going and getting like actual conk like down and, you know, the Caribbean, all of that. That's why it's very important to do things in and around season because it gives them time to repopulate. I get it.

You would think that they would know. Also, 53, what are you doing with 53 of them? Right. That's a lot. So they have 37 misdemeanors at some point. 37 misdemeanors and they were in their 20s. They were each taking a local jail and they said that, you know, we, and they issued a statement at Monroe County. They said the reason why we have exactly what I just told you, these regulations is we want to protect this population so that people can still harvest them and get their own in season for years to come. And that makes sense.

You know, I get that. So it's not really a crazy. It's not really a crazy story. also let's see here oh there was one I can't do that one that's so bad this is so bad oh no no no that was really bad some of them I'm just like what

I don't know well I'm trying to find one that isn't about someone exposing themselves on a beach or doing something they shouldn't in recording it if that makes sense yeah that's the one I put in so we got this Oh, gosh, I'm afraid to look. Has none of those bad things you mentioned.

Okay, well, this is good. This is good. Okay. This is a positive story. Florida man removes 87. Yeah. Burmese pythons from the Everglades. He won $1,000.

They have invasive Burmese pythons. They're killing everything on the Everglades. And so they have a season where they have people go out and they harvest them and try to reduce the population because it's destroying the ecosystem. Aaron Mann captured 87 pythons. as part of the Python program that the state has. And he captured the most out of any hunter during July, and he won $1,000. And that sounds awesome,

but you have to catch them and he's holding it. And I don't mind snakes, but it's like snakes in the water are a whole other story. There's only three things that really freak me out, spiders, crickets, and snakes specifically in the water. Well, did you see the size? Like snakes, I'm not so. worried about too much, but the size of that thing.

Because it can get you and wrap itself around you. It'll kill you. It eats people and other parts of the world all the time. We've got a story. I mean, look at that. That could eat them. That could eat them. Reminds me the story that I heard of a woman who had a pet python.

And every night her python would stretch out next to her. And she'd slept with it because she's nuts. I think they smell. And yeah, they have a musk. And it stretched out to her in bed. And then it got really lethargic and all this stuff. And she took it to the vet and was like, what's wrong with my snake? And he's like, oh, he's storing up energy.

And he's like, do you sleep with a snake? And the lady was like, yeah, I do. And the vet was like, does the sneak stretch out next to you in bed every night? She's like, yeah, yeah, he does. And he goes, okay, you need to stop doing that because he's actually getting ready to eat you. He's making sure he's measuring himself up to you. Now, I don't know if it's an old wife's tale or not, but in my mind it's true. And because snakes are sneaky, you know?

I mean, there's a reason the Lord made him on the ground. And he was like, yeah, you need to stop doing that because he's stretching himself out to better accommodate eating you. And he's saving up his energy, et cetera. Yeah. So, anyway, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, heart, heart, choose. have the superberine product, which is all about helping your metabolism and healthy blood sugar levels. And with the superboreen, all it is is just one easy to swallow capsule a day, highly concentrated because of the unique form of burbering that they used. It's been clinically studied and it delivers

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us on X, the chats at Rumble, all kinds of good stuff. So we've, you know, it's a Friday. It's kind of a slow news cycle. So we got time to look at a few other things because when Congress is all back in session, you know it's going to be crazy. So enjoy the calm before the storm. Just saying, enjoy the calm before all the slap fights and the gut punches and everything else. They're all going to be rolling around in the chamber, pulling each other's hair and just, you know, before you know it. So the, goodness, I'm looking at, there's stuff I want to make sure that we get done because we don't have an hour left in our program, which seems like you guys might think that that's a long time, but in broadcast, it's actually not. It's actually not a very long time. So one of the things that, if I can get this to open, that we were discussing is this.

we were talking about the South Park stuff. We were actually talking about this on break. The South Park episode. I don't know if you guys saw it. I actually thought it was hysterical, the latest South Park. Now, we would be done talking about it, but then Christine O'am responded. She did not need to respond. I don't know who's advising her, but they need to stop it.

She did not need to respond. She just could have ignored it. So South Park decided to have, well, they, They were mocking her in the episode, right? They were mocking her in their latest episode where they were going after everybody. And just as you know, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, they are, I think they've even said before that they vote Republican. They're not progressives. They're not progressive people.

They are, you know, center right. They're not hyper partisan or anything like that. Anyway, they just make fun of everybody. And I've watched them since they first debuted. I was a senior in high school when that show first aired. So they were going after her, where's the story at? Didn't you put this in slack? And she responded.

And they were brutal. They were brutal. The way that they, I mean, it's South Park for crying out loud. They were pretty brutal. We can't show you any of it because, yeah, because YouTube, even if it's fair use, YouTube doesn't recognize that. She said that they were lazy, or no, they kind of portrayed her as, you know, being a overly vain, botoxed kind of tart. And she said that they were lazy and petty.

She goes, quote, it never ends, but it's so lazy to constantly make fun of women for how they look. She said it's not always the liberals and the extremists to do that. But if they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that. But clearly they can't. They just pick something petty like that, end quote. And then they had her in the cartoon in the episode. Like she shot every puppy she saw. And then she went into a pet store after and just unloaded.

And it was so. It was so unbelievably over the top. And all you could hear, this is why I wish we could show it to you. All you could hear from like you could see the outside of the pet store. And you could just hear like the puppy's whimpering. It was horrible, but also so over the top. It was absurd for the sake of absurdity, right? And that was an unforced error she made by trying to flex on that.

You just don't put stuff like that and act like that. So, you know, there's other things you can do to demonstrate your strength without doing that. But she said she hadn't watched the latest episode where, which I do not believe at all whatsoever. I do not believe that she didn't watch it. She said she was too busy going over budget numbers and stuff. And, but she was mad about how she was portrayed. I have said it before. I don't care if she wears a fur cape.

so long as the border's secure. Now, this chick has had stuff done. She's had extensions. She's had filler. She's had Botox. Okay? Don't lie about it because the before and afters are ridiculous. But I don't care.

She can inflate her head to a zeppelin-sized balloon. I don't care. As long as she does a great job at the border. I don't care what she does. I don't care. She can have extensions that make her look like cousin it. I don't care. she can like get as many injections as she wants to and inflate herself to the

nth degree I don't care what she does as long as there's not a deluge at the border of people coming across illegally I think that we can accept those things correct I think that's fair that's completely fair I mean she's not an old lady I always think that women got to be careful and not go overboard on stuff because it's very obvious, especially like if you're in public. It's very obvious. I mean, for crying out loud, people think that they, Kane, I told you this.

When I caught my hair, people were like, oh, you took your ratty extensions out. And I'm like, first off, it was full and luscious. And I've never had extensions in my life. You absolute brats. I've never had a facelift. I've never stuck stuff in my, I've never done that. But that, I'm just like, no, or they'll say, people have said all kinds of stuff about me. And I'm like, no, but that's funny.

I don't know if I should be flattered or not. I don't care what she does, as long as the job is good at the border. I don't care. I don't care if she shows up dressed like a clown. I don't care. I don't care. I really don't. I mean, she could... I kind of care about that one.

Why? Just because. I mean, it's an example. You know, I'm using it as an example. Right. I wouldn't want her dressing as a clown in her position. Okay, well, she can... I don't care what she dress. She can show up to the border in a bikini.

I don't care. Don't care. I wouldn't swim in the Rio? because, you know, snakes and stuff, I mean, at least down in K-U-R-V land. I've been on there. I, but I don't care what she does so long as the border is secure. Now, you have to realize that I don't want to say glow-up because I thought she was always very pretty naturally. You know, she has very good bone structure.

She has, you know, very pretty eyes. And I just think all that stuff, ladies, is supposed to be a secret between the mirror and you. this is my grandma's role. Not a billboard that advertises. Got to be careful. I'm not knocking or I'm just saying, you know, there's stuff that's been done. That said, when you are that public of a person and the change is from a few years ago to now is quite different, you can't be shocked that people who like to make caricatures of people are going to pick up on that. It just comes, you know, for crying out loud, right when people were mocking me on the daily show or anywhere else they would always put me with ridiculously long hair and my hair was long but it wasn't like ridiculously long and i was always

in a leather jacket always i wore a leather jacket like outside in the colder winter and autumn that's it i never like wasn't at an event with it but it didn't matter that's what i'm saying but what i noticed in that episode is that everybody ICE was doing its job well I mean when they went to heaven to arrest Hispanic angels that might have been a little that was them being

absurd though like absurd for the sake of comedy right but they were doing their job were they not they were all doing their job and then you had who Mr. Garrison

no it wasn't Mr. Garrison who's the counselor just Thank you, Mr. Mackey. God love you, Phil. Mr. Mackey. You've got to make my note, okay? I mean, that's like what? That's what the whole episode was about.

It was hysterical. And so they were doing their jobs, though. That's one thing that, you know, South Park couldn't say, you know, that she wouldn't do in her job. Now, I will say someone in chat, Michelle in chat said, well, she kind of made her looks an issue when she went full-on glamour shots. Okay, I'll give you that, yes. I'll give you that. I think that some jobs you don't need to show up in full makeup and eyelashes and red lips.

I get it. I give you that. I agree that. So she kind of invites this stuff. That said, it kind of works for the cause because no one can say that they can't remember the border being secure because she's so flashy about it. Like she'll show up like Botox to the int degree extensions,

red lips. the whole nine yards and she's like this border's secure and nobody's coming across the border every single time somebody's arrested she does this presser or she'll do a video where it's like her face and then all this stuff is in the background she's making it all about herself but it actually has the unintended effect of highlighting that the border is actually secure right it's true so i'm looking at this because it's really it's all about me and you but me from because i'm me so if you're you're you it's about you. I want a secure border.

Am I getting a secure border? Yes or no? Yes. Kane, are you, do you one day secure border? Yes, I do. Are you getting a secure border, sir? I am. You are.

Look at that. I feel good about it. Now, if her extensions get in the way of it, like if one of them falls out of her head and an ICE agent who's getting ready to go and detain an illegal immigrant, like slips on it, I don't know, just bear with me. And the guy gets away,

then I'm going to be like, okay, maybe rethink the glamour shot stuff. at the border, right? Maybe rethink that. But so far that hasn't happened, so I don't, you know, I just, it affects me in only positive ways, so I don't care. But I do think, I think South Park's funny. Republicans need to be careful and that they don't become the left and saying that you can't mock them or make fun of them. Because everybody can be made fun of. Myself, I have been. Everybody can. It's just the way of things. I thought Vance's response out of everybody, his was the best.

Like, oh, I finally made it. And, and, but she needs, she just, she should just shrug it off. She should just be like, oh, well, I guess it's another achievement or something like that. It's all she needed to say about it. Because if you act offended, all I know is that if I think that somebody that I am at odds with, if I'm debating them, et cetera, if they're offended, I'm going to drill down more. That's how it is. I still think that the, the, my, the,

meme phase that they use of J.D. Vance was hysterical. It was hysterical. So I don't think that South Park's irrelevant. I do think that lawmakers need to be able to laugh at themselves and have fun with it, especially because in satire, there's always truth in it. That's why it's funny, and it's why it has a cutting aspect to it, because there's some truth in it. And yes, they do go way overboard for the purpose of absurdity. Like no one's face is actually sliding off into the ground and then sentient and running around trying to get on someone else like, you know,

a xenomorph or something. No, nothing's, that's not happening. I'm just saying. But I do agree with what the chat's saying. I think, yes, I do think that you do make it an issue like that. When you make it about yourself and you put yourself right out there front and center and you're, you know, especially with this kind of work.

I get it. But like I said, I also don't care because it's about me and the border's secure. And I like that. So yay, I don't care. Yay. Just stop responding to it, Republicans. Stop being offended by it. We got more on the way as we roll towards.

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for less with $5 off Superboreen at Sam's Club. Now through August 17th, start today and get on the road to better cardiovascular health support. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. I swear this is like an always sunny in Philadelphia skit. So, Los Angeles County suspects in alleged fake bear insurance claims case. They appeared in court. Four Los Angeles County residents charged with insurance fraud and defrauding an insurer for allegedly staging fake bear attacks on their vehicles and collecting insurance payouts appeared in court for a preliminary hearing. They all waived their right to a speedy hearing. They called it Operation Bear Claw, and it resulted in several insurance companies paying out over $300,000 in reimbursements. So I can't say anybody's name except for this last guy whose last name is. is Zuckerman. They said that they were arrested last year. It's been

investigating, like they damaged a 2010 Rolls-Royce, a 2015 Mercedes-A-M-G, 2020-2 Mercedes E-350, etc. They sent the video to support their claims, but literally it was a person in a bear costume, and you know those little things that the closet you used to rip meat and shred pork, they had those, and that's what they used as bear claws. Like Wolverine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, literally it was a fake bear costume. It was a fake bear costume. It was It was a bear costume.

And detectives got the bear costume. They laid it all out. And everybody's facing all kinds of insurance fraud charges. It's hysterical. I mean, it's very clearly a fake bear in the video. I don't know why they thought that was going to get, they were going to convince anybody of that. A speeding motorist driving 199 miles per hour on Germany's auto bond

is fined more than a $1,000 canes. There are parts of the auto bonds that have the limits. This is according to the AP news, Germany did not like the fact that this person was going so very fast. It's a silly and the danger. A motorist was clocked driving more than 320 kilometers. It's 199 American miles per hour. It was west of Berlin. So the speed limit, well, it was 124 miles per hour above the speed limit, so German police. They were racing on the A2. Autobon. He got over a over. a thousand dollar fine, stripped of two points from his license, and banned from driving for three months. Okay, we all want to know what kind of car. There was no, nothing in this that says

what kind of car this guy was driving? It's probably a sports car, I'm just saying. I mean, if you're going that fast, 124 and you're not struggling, just had to, yeah. But you know that they all have supercars over there, the cops do. So, yeah, you think that they'll whip out a Lambo on that Autobot and one knee down. It's not going to happen. All right. So in addition to that, in addition to that, we'll run out of time. Grand Canyon had a megafire that exploded in size and now it's creating its own weather. Stick with us. We get a lot more in store. Relief factor, this is a great product. If you want to manage everyday aches and pains without drugs, you need to check out relief factor. A lot of people do this. It's a daily drug-free supplement specifically designed to help manage aches and pains naturally.

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Subscribe to the Dana Show podcast on YouTube, Apple, or wherever you get your podcast. I cannot believe we have not played this track, a little summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff and Yes, Will Smith, The Fresh Prince. This song, though, is still the most summertime sound and song ever. And even though, yes, Will Smith is kind of a cook and he slapped a man like a woman. I'm not going to do Jazzy Jeff like that because he's the real brain of it I'm not going to do DJ Jazzy Jeff like that so this is a great track

and it is a track I mean King you hear it and you're like yep that's exactly how it was you go and you go out with your friends during the afternoon you're playing basketball you're hitting the arcade whatever and then you go you get your car all cleaned up you go get your haircut

you stop by the cookout and then you go and cruise that's what that that right there that's what was taken from us. That's right. The telltale attribute of a great song is when it brings back a whole host of memories.

And that's it right there. Galley. Yeah, they stopped. I think everybody always, it's cruising is not a thing. I think it ended in the early aughts. It was already on its way out by the time I was in high school. And it was apparently really big in the 80s. When I was, I was in high school in the mid-90s. And it was already like on its way out. But it was still

like still, you, and it was less about the car that you were in and it was more about being seen but your car still had to be nice like it couldn't be you know dirty and nasty looking and the interior needed to be nice you know things like that but yeah you hear that and you're like oh my gosh that's exactly it you can uh right insane welcome back to the program dan elash with you we're at the bottom of this third hour because summer's almost over we're in august already it's we're in high summer dude it's August. Texas,

we're going to have triple digits until October. No, no, here's how it is to the rest of the world. Everybody is going to be putting up their Halloween stuff

and I'm going to get into the latest Jazzy Crockett. Speaking of Jazzies, I'm going to get into Jazzy Crockett here in a minute because she responded to that New York Post piece. But everywhere else,

like it turns September, then it starts getting in October and all the girls are all with their ugs and their leggings and they're like, oh, I'm going to go get my pumpkin spice, which tastes like turkey water, it's gross. It's so bad. And they're like, oh, it's all time for fall. And then they go

and get all their fall stuff and like, I'm going to put up my skellies, get, you know, Skelton's home. It's 90,000 degrees down here, right? And then you always have those friends in your group that start going, oh, wow, it's like September. I'm going to put out my autumn harvest candle. And I'm like, people are still going to the beach, you dumb woman. They're still going to the beach. They're still going to the beach. Shut up. Stop it. But I was telling

Kane because I want to get a giant 12 foot. I want to get a couple of giant 12 foot tall skeletons. Just have them my yard. Maybe all year round. I'm not kidding. Well, because you can put a Santa hat on one of them, right? And then rabbit ears on another for Easter. And they can be hiding eggs.

And they, you know, there's a lot of different things. Don't be prejudiced against them because they don't have meat. I like it because I'm picturing an actual six-foot skeleton inside a manger and you're having two giant skeletons as Mary and Joseph. I see what you're doing. You know, I do want a life-size nativity. See? And they're really expensive and also impossible to find because winds can get crazy down here. And I don't want, you know, my nativity to get blown away.

Anyway, and that is how you say it. It's nativity, just like it's warsh and milk. Stop it. So my point. it's, you know, it's still, it's like hot down here until all of a sudden December when it's in the 50s. So it's really hard to get into the fall stuff with it being so sweaty hot. But I'm just, I can't wait for all my East Coast friends to be like, oh, look, the leaves are changing. We'll hear that from Steve when he's back.

And Phil's never done that to us, but Steve has. I'm like, oh, the leaves are changing. It's so nice. The air's crisp. It's so fall outside. And then he turns into almost like a basic chick. God love him I'm not

I love it I love it all I love it all so much because I just get jealous and mad because I'm like it's just Lauren says the seasons in the northeast or spring summer pumpkin spice and Mariah Carey

by the way she found out that car that guy in Germany that was going a million miles an hour we were right it was a Porsche yeah so I was she probably has the guy's license plate number in his security code for his house but you know it's a Porsche I'd be surprised if she didn't

I would totally be sure shocked if she didn't. She's like a, she's like a robot. She'll pull it out of the ether immediately. So that's good work for Lorraine. All right. So, jazzy, the other jazzy, she responded to that New York post piece, y'all. Remember they said that she was basically a lazy layabout who stayed in her luxury apartment all day and never really showed up for work and screamed at staff and is just very not a nice person. And she had, I think it was like five staffers that talked to the New York Post.

Five. There were a ton of them. And one of them was identified by the post as being a young black woman. And she was saying, well, Jasmine Crockett claims that she helps black women, but she doesn't because she fires him for no reason, et cetera. So Jasmine Cronkett responded,

probably we're thinking it's from her apartment, that same apartment that she never leaves. That's what we think. But she responded in an interview today. Watch. Are you a no-show boss from hell who terrorizes staffers? Oh, my goodness. Listen, I know that I have arrived, honey.

That is the way that I see this. Because as Beyonce says, if they're not talking about you, then obviously you must not be doing anything. You know what? This is just more slander, more nonsense. more lies. And honestly, I don't think that the New York Post would probably be the first ones to be able to figure out if I was a boss from hell. You and I were joking before we got on camera about all of the scrutiny that comes with being not only woman, but being young and being a black woman.

Yeah, there's a lot of scrutiny that comes my way and it comes my way from all different angles. nobody cares that you're a middle-aged black woman nobody cares and and sorry she's i mean that's the truth of it she's in i don't even understand her answer i don't even understand her answer by the way she's like around my age so quit i mean she literally is like around my age so quit acting like you're a 20-something year old i feel like that's how she portrays herself i'm like girl you are in you're 40s. Stop it. We know better. But she says it's slander. Isn't she a criminal defense attorney? How are you an attorney and you don't know that that was liable and not slander? So if it was liable, liable's written, slander spoken. So it's not slander. It's liable. And then if it is, then sue them.

Then go on. If it's false, sue them. Oh, you can't do that? Hmm. Hmm. Yeah. Now, I think, Kane, the background of her interview, can we just, is it possible, Juan to throw up a little bitty screenshot? Juan's got to grow another arm real quick. Hold on. Because I feel like that doesn't look like an office, Kane. No, that is not an office. That looks like, yeah.

Is that the apartment that they say she never leaves? That's the one. I would just think if you're responding in an interview and clearly it's daylight outside, I would just think that if you are responding to an interview, in an interview to a story about you never going to work and leaving your luxury apartment, that maybe you wouldn't do the interview from your luxury apartment, that you're accused of never leaving. The chat says it's probably because the office is empty.

But that's where she is all the time. She apparently stays there and now she's doing this interview there. That just seems like maybe I would have done that from the, capital at least to pretend you know i know that means she has to actually like leave and show up there she's probably in sweatpants in the waist down at least blared out my background something or she could have yeah i'm surprised she didn't put um like uh what those filters in and it was like the capital in the back or something like that surprised she didn't do that at least yeah i just don't think i would respond to a story where i'm being accused of never leaving my apartment doing the

interview at the apartment. I'm accused of never leaving. Just feels like a little more effort could have been used there. So, Jasmine, they say you're never in the office. Yeah. Well, that, I mean, that's just slander. Do you mean liable? Sure. Are you going to sue? What? Are you in the office now? Are you in the office now, Ms. Crockett? Good, good heavens. She's not the brightest bull. Not the brightest bull. But I don't understand what her first, like she was, what, she quoted Beyonce saying, if they're not talking about you, then I guess you're not doing anything. Like what? They're not talking about it because you don't do anything. There's nothing for anybody to talk about. We can't go, oh, wow, this great, this piece

of legislation very controversial that Jasmine Crockett proposed, because you don't do it. We can't go, oh, did you look at this, uh, economic, uh, policy? This may be like a suggestion on taxes or reducing bureaucracy as it relates to insurance across state lines, et cetera. Did you see this thing that Jasmine Croc? No, because she doesn't propose any of this stuff. She doesn't do it. There's nothing for anybody else to talk about. Because all damn day, all she does is she gets up

and she just focuses on putting something on on the Internet so she can act like a viral badass without having to do the work of an actual badass. That's it. That's it. I don't know of anything that, you know what? I'm going to look this up. because I just want to see anything

anything that she has sponsored anything lately I bet I'm not going to see a dang thing oh well yeah I'm right yeah I would be correct I don't see anything with her now she'll sign on to other stuff after a bunch of other people do and that's not hard you can just assign your name to it

but I don't see anything that she's proposed here this is this is one of the problems with some of these firebrands is that they get out there and they don't actually do the work they don't I don't know how you're I don't know how you're serving your constituency if you're not actively introducing things in Congress and trying to convince people to support this that benefit your constituency I mean that's the whole point of you being there it doesn't make any sense so I don't know I mean I'm looking at some of her I mean all I see is her signing on with like 60 other people onto this she doesn't have anything I mean I'm scrolling through right now and I'm looking at Congress.gov Nope. Nothing. Now, she'll sign on, like I said, as a co-sponsor. She doesn't lead anything.

She doesn't introduce anything. There are lawmakers younger than her, females, that'll propose stuff. She's not. I mean, the last thing that she actually led on was the Clear ID Act. That was a long time ago, and that was only introduced. It never went anywhere. Never went anywhere. HR 48-43.

hasn't gone anywhere. So that's one thing. I mean, I'm like scrolling. That's it. She's not a leader. She's just in it to get clicks. She wants to be an influencer. A lot of people treat Congress in these elected positions as like a stepping stone to a book deal or a contributor ship.

So then they can just show up and run their mouths and they don't actually have to do the work of reading the bill, understanding the issue, working with other lawmakers, rewriting portions of it. is it work with the budget, et cetera, et cetera. That's actually work. She didn't want to do it. So it's a lot easier for her to just run her mouth and make these videos. And the reason that they go viral isn't because it's lacking. It's not because it's smart. It's because it's ridiculous.

It's a great way for Republicans to look at it and go, wow, look, this is representative of Democrats. Democrats use it. Well, not really. You don't really see a lot of Democrats rushing to her defense. Do you? Did you see anybody defending her over this New York Post story? and this hit last night. Do you see anybody defending her over this?

This hit after we were off air for radio cane. People had time to go and defend her on this. If she's such an influential, you know, powerful lawmaker, nobody did. Nobody said a damn thing. Huh. Telling. We have more on the way as we roll towards into the third hour.

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Subscribe to the full podcast and get news and laughs delivered in short, easy to digest episodes. Ideal for your busy lifestyle on YouTube, Apple, or wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash with you. So things aren't getting any better for the Democrats who won't come back to Texas. Yeah. So they, you got House Speaker Burroughs who demanded that all. direct deposits be stopped for any member absent for the express purpose of denying quorum. So everybody who fled to Illinois and all these other blue states to prevent the redistricting,

yeah, they're going to be in some trouble. Yeah, they're going to have those direct deposits all stopped. So that's, I don't think J.B. Pritzker is going to step in and help them, nor is Kathy Hockel either. It just gets worse and worse. Just come back into your job. And if you're unhappy with what you have to do, then win more elections. Because this is fixing the insane gerrymandering that was done 10 years ago. And again, every 10 years, there's redistricting.

It happens. And if they think that, I mean, all you've got to do is look at some of these districts in Texas, especially 33rd and 35th. And you can see how ridiculous they look. That's what happens when you let Democrat districts control this stuff. and when Democrats have input, that's what you get. I mean, they're assinine-looking. So it's just correcting it.

They need to come back to work, or they ain't going to get paid. And I don't think that Pritzker's going to write you all a check. You know, I mean, it's not going to happen. Not going to happen. So we'll follow all of that. I will not be on air Monday. I'll be traveling doing some work this weekend. So I will not be in on Monday, but I will be back behind the mic on Tuesday with everyone

to get just set up for the week. In the meantime, today, and stupidity came. All right, Juan, this is cut 11. And so Jamie Raskin was out there. You know how it is when you hear Democrats speak on television where you're like, oh, you know what? That's half true what they're saying. Like maybe 50% true.

What Jamie Raskin is doing here is 100% false. Like absolutely not a morsel of truth in this. Listen to what Jamie Raskin says. They're trying to completely rewrite the history of January 6th, rewrite the history of the 2020 election, rewrite the history of the Civil War. You know, they're very fine people on both sides. when there's an anti-Semitic riot in Charlottesville.

It is the progressives who are standing up for history, who are standing up for facts and who are standing up for the truth. They're standing up for facts and the truth. That's why he repeated that old discredited thing. After saying nothing but lies and falsehoods. Yeah, well. Folks, that does it for us this Friday. Have a great rest of your day.

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