The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - They Want You To Believe MAGA Is Dead | Political Commentary

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

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I'm telling you, like, you are being baited into this so hardcore. And the moment I see, because I've had people like try to criticize me and say, oh, you're just, you're just being a Catholic hater. Well, that's ignorant because half my family's Catholic. That is an ad hominem that seeks to discredit legitimate observations by making it seem like they come from a place of bias, which they don't. I'm literally just observing what is happening and remarking on it, which everyone else can also see, you know, very simple.

But I think that people, especially, what I don't get is if I would want someone, if I was somehow not following or not understanding that someone was trying to undermine my faith for a political purpose, I would like to think that my brothers and sisters in the kingdom would say something. And especially if it is my particular denomination,

nomination that I seek to protect, I would like to think that, you know, I would be able to call that out in order to protect the faith, right? That's the question. There is no one that can, that, that, that, that is beyond criticism, especially when they are behaving in a manner that justifies criticism. You know, I've criticized, you know, I've criticized, you know, my pastor before, my previous pastor, I've criticized everybody doesn't matter where. And I also think that it's overly simplistic to say that everyone who isn't Catholic is Protestant. I would not describe myself as that. I'm non-denominational. I'm a church of Christ Christian. That's it. And there are a lot of other people that are like that. It's just, it just betrays, I think, a concern. And the concern

should be shared by everyone who wants to protect their houses of faith from being infected and weaponized against the thing for which they are witnessing, that weaponizes them, it weaponizes their faith. And so I'm immediately suspicious of people who are overly hostile because people who are overly hostile in response to all of that, I feel like they are overcompensating for something. That's just, not a position that someone who has good faith, that's not a reaction that they should have, right? Isn't it suspicious if they're incredibly hostile

when they react? But it's this red-green alliance. And part of this, too, has to dovetails in with the coalition with the right, because you've heard everybody from Marjorie Taylor Green, to all these people say that, you know, it's the MAGA's dead. And I would not classify. myself as MAGA. I've said this before. I would not say that I am MAGA. That doesn't mean that I

dislike Trump or that I haven't voted for him, right? I just, I don't even really understand what that means to be that way. Does that mean you are hard, like you're incredibly hardcore or what? I mean, everybody wants to make America great. They want to keep America great. But I'm not a joiner also. But the coalition, the people who are trying to say MAGA is dead are people who were never conservatives to begin with. And the people who knock the conservatives for making this point, they don't even understand what conservatism is. Do you realize that one of the reasons we are not at the gates of hell as a country is because of conservatism? Everyone always asks, well, what is conservatism done? I'm sorry, but if you have to ask that, then maybe you should learn a little bit more.

before you start criticizing. You're not qualified enough to be the teacher. You're still the student. It's true. And I think you would agree, Kane. We would have lost everything if it hadn't been for conservatives fighting tooth and nail. It's, and unfortunately, that's where it is.

It's society at large. It's the right. Now we have our coalition, which I don't even think the coalition is totally fracturing. A lot of people are trying to use everything from the border to Iran. and now this Red Green Alliance and this Duganism, this multipolarity stuff, all of this is an opt to try to fracture entirely the right. And they're not entirely unsuccessful. I think that people like

Marjorie Taylor Green, I don't think she was ever a conservative to begin with. And there's nothing in her behavior. And I'm just using her as an example, not to just pick on her, but there's nothing in her behavior that leads me to believe that she's a disciple. It's one thing to say that you're a Christian. It's another thing entirely to say you're a disciple. There's nothing in her behavior, you know, affairs and making money through insider trading allegedly. I mean, you go in with, what, $700,000, you leave a $25 million. It's not because you're a genius at trading or the stock market. There's just the stuff there that, you know, betrays that stated claim. And whether you admit it or not, internally, you just dismiss her observations.

you don't take them as seriously as you would say someone that doesn't have the baggage that betrays their stated faith. Just saying nobody's perfect, but the point is to try, right? The point is to try and not mislead people, like people like Tucker Carlson, who kind of poke around in the Bible and then try to teach on the Bible. These people need to be very, very careful about claiming the mantle of Shepard. I don't think clearly, if they really believe, in scripture, if they really, really believed in their heart of hearts, the faith that they claim, they would not be rushing to claim this mantle of shepherd while doing the stuff that they're doing. Because the expectations for those people are incredibly high. And the penalty for misleading

people is brutal. And I don't know that, I don't know anybody that would fervently believe that, earnestly believe that and still go off and kind of and do the stuff that they do for content and clicks. They're just completely competing ideas. So this, this is a weird time for the right. Because on one hand, you get the appearance of a lot of people being led to faith. But then on the other hand, when you see the stuff that they're saying, you start questioning that, that journey. And you start wondering if it's not being weaponized for something else. Then you see people say that you can't be a Christian and, uh, not share their beliefs, which are Gauzen beliefs on Israel. Everything is deduced down to A or B.

You're a Zionist or you're not a Zionist. You're a Catholic or a Protestant. I mean, good grief. Are we back in like the time of the Huguenots back in France? I mean, for crying out loud, this is wild. History definitely is repeating itself. But the coalition, they want you to believe that the coalition is dead, and it's not dead. but people are trying for sure.

They definitely wanted to be so. And this is part of the series that we've been doing on the war for the soul of the right, the battle for the soul of the right, because it is a very serious thing. And I am worried that it will start affecting midterms. That's a legitimate concern, I think, that people can have.

it's a legitimate concern but you know at the same time we live in an era where we have more access to information than we ever have before but we also have more opportunities for misinformation and

confusion and there's so much out there at this point it's like what is it yeah it is like identity politics it all comes down into that you have people that are making identities of they're making idols of process instead of just Jesus.

You have people who are making idols of a political position instead of Jesus. That's a big, that's a major problem. So none of the stuff about people coming to faith or the increase in this and that means anything if they're not really coming to faith. Otherwise, you're just, you're getting snowed. They're getting snowed.

What a devilish trick to. Remember, the devil can't create anything. He can only pervert, pollute, mislead. Making people think, this is very screw tape letters, making people think that they've come to faith when really they haven't. They're not really. They're going through the motions.

They made process an idol. They state it and they wear their cross necklace on TV and they'll state it on social media. I'm telling you the battle ends and begins with the church. It ends and begins with people of faith. And there is a huge opportunity, there's a huge op right now underway targeting that. I mean, for crying out loud, I told you,

what was it earlier this week or last week? The Spanish Prime Minister was quoting Alexander Dugan. You ought to see some of this crazy stuff that Mystic Dugan has written about religion, has written about faith. This guy is not a person of faith. This guy is a Satanist. He literally was a Satanist.

And I mean, I don't know how you're promoting that while also saying that you're promoting the gospel. It's all of four division. It's this red-green alliance that's also working with it. There's just, just be aware of this. Be aware of it. I see this like the Candice Owen stuff. I hate talking about.

I just, I don't like talking about her because I just think it's, she's cheap content. It's just debasing. There was a video where she was saying two videos that were edited together, but she was talking about people who are like, I don't want to play this audio, where she was talking about people who looked like they were hybrid robots. And she was naming, you know, certain tech people. And then she named Erica Kirk. And then in another clip, she was talking about how, you know, if you stabbed these hybrid robots, they wouldn't bleed.

So by her including Erica Kirk in that description, and the one where she was talking about stabbing the hybrid robots, apparently, was an older clip. So she's in a newer clip referring to Erica Kirk as being one of those things, which, what does that suggest to you? I don't know. I think she's nuts. And I think that, I think that opt to try to hijack TPSA is starting to. fail. I think that that's now coming, that's now starting to be fully realized. But that's, and she was, and Owens is a leftist. Owens was never a conservative, ever. Never a conservative, never a person of faith. You would not, someone who lives like that betrays their stated claim of faith. That is,

there is nothing in that behavior that is Christ like, not a thing in that behavior that is Christ like. There's certainly a lot of stuff in that behavior that is very demonic. And I've seen it work though. I've had people ask me about Erica Kirk. And I just, and I've looked right in people's faces and I'm like, you need to remember your faith and remember what Christ calls you, how Christ calls you to treat widows. I have, I have absolutely set some people straight to their face. Like, I can't believe that this is how far this stuff can reach. It's, look, things on social media aren't real until they are. And then the stuff like with Carlson, you know, everybody thinking that Israel is the issue. Everyone thinking that Iran was because of Israel. And then we had that one post

that POTUS made where, you know, good heavens. Just craziness. But, oh, I really don't want to play 12. Do I want to play 12? It's just so cheap. I guess you can go ahead and do it. Good grief. She's a female. She's just scared. I'm looking online and people are saying, like, they're just saying like they want me to die. And I'm just like, I'm just so overwhelmed. I'm just so overwhelmed. Dab, dab, dab, dab. No tears.

I'm so overwhelmed. And he was probably like, oh, my God. And my kids, I just don't want my kids to be an orphan, Mr. Vice President. I just, I know. She's like making fun of Erica Kirk. Do you remember when Candice Owens try to convince everybody that the French government was going to assassinate her

if you want to talk about diabolically, hyperbolic, overdramatic females? People like watching. Actually, people are watching her less, but I think they rage watch. That's a real thing. To hate watch, it's a legitimate thing. But it is, it's just wild.

What a weird time for the right right now. Stay focused, though. What is the ultimate goal? To win midterms. And we're going to have some troubles with the house. I think we'll keep this in it, but the house is going to be a battle. And I'm telling you, if we lose one or both, that's it.

all of the stuff that Trump has done up to this point is going to be gone. Everything. You will not have any more, if we lose the house, you will not have any more tax relief. There will not be any more financial overhauls. There will not be any cutting of spending. There will not be any reduction of waste. There is not going to be a single thing. You are going to give it all up.

And if the people who are, for instance, like Iran's been used as a cudgel, if people dislike Trump's policy, get over it. You're going to allow a high tax commie who wants boys in your girls' bathrooms to win and control Congress and control Senate and get a leg up for 28? Because that's the alternative. You go to war with the soldiers you got. Our partners that bring you the program, it's the folks over at Chapter. Chapter wants to make your life easier. They want to make your life easier and they want to make sure that you're not overpaying for bad health care.

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Iran is going to execute four more protesters, reportedly, including the first woman protester. What do you tell that to the Pope? What do you say? Tell that to the Pope. You want to pass things up with the Pope? Did you just hear that? Iran is going to execute four people and put it in law? Hmm.

Tell that to the Pope, he said. So here's where we are. There, I've told you this before, this is part of, this is this red-green alliance. Everybody knows what the red-green alliance is, right? You have the red communists that are siding up with the Islamists in the shared goal to destroy the West. That is the red-green alliance when you hear it mentioned. In some countries, it might mean, you know, the socialist plus the environmental wackadoodles, but by and large, it's the communist red, aligning with it.

Islamist green, you know, looking at the Iranian color of green, because that's the color that they use for their flags and encourageships, all that stuff. And the shared goal is to completely destroy the West. And you cannot tell me that this isn't, I had somebody try to tell me that the Pope wasn't leftist, and it's like you can still be of your faith without defending that. There's nobody infallible except for Christ. You can still. be of your faith and also say, this is leftist. It is. There was a really good piece.

Let me pull this up, actually, if I can find it. There was a really good piece that was done. It was written on social, it was on social media. And Jesus Rosas, Jesus Anrique Rosas, who is like a body language guy. And he was talking about how the Pope met, met with David Axelrod last week. literally the guy who shepherded Barack Obama's entire campaign. And he said, a man who is, he wrote a man who is not Catholic, who has never met a Pope before, whose entire career has been engineering political narratives for the American left. And then by pure coincidence, he writes, the Pope immediately starts lobbying shots at the Trump administration and three U.S. Cardinals popped up on 60 minutes doing the same thing. All organically, I'm sure, he adds. And he says, he adds this. He goes, I'm a practicing Catholic and I need you to.

understand that. He said, but in my opinion, Trump has all the right to lash out at him. Maybe you'll disagree. But in the end, Trump talks like Trump water is wet. He says, I'm talking about my church being run like a DNC satellite office, but with a golden throne. He writes, this is the same Vatican that watched government's padlocked churches during COVID and said nothing. That let the bite, that let Biden take communion while funding abortion and said nothing. That fired Bishop Strickland for defending actual church doctrine that removed Bishop for is in Puerto Rico for defending religious exemptions. The catechism itself supports. He says, but somehow Trump is the threat to human dignity. He adds, Pope Francis was bad. Leo has turned out

to be worse. Francis at least was vague about his politics. Leo went out and hired the consulting firm. The man has ignored the slaughter of Christians across Nigeria, India, Syria, Bangladesh, Pakistan, hundreds of believers murder, churches burned, pastors kidnapped, and his response is platitudes about dialogue. And he won't even, even name who's doing the killing, which, by the way, is what I told you last hour. All of the people who sent me examples when I've asked, well, where's the criticism of this? He has not said Muslim or Islam at all. It is always, oh, well, you know, it's horrible to see what's happening to our brothers and sisters here, but he won't name it. He adds, Rosa says, the weaponization of belief is

obvious. You get the Pope to pick a fight with Trump, and suddenly millions of conservative Catholics have to choose between their faith and their vote. That's the whole purpose. They want Trump to fight with the Pope so people are forced to choose. They want it to seem, it's a false choice, but they want it to seem like that's the choice and you have to make it. Oh, well, now you've got to pick, you've got to pick between your faith and POTUS. That's it. You have to pick between, and it's not even your faith in POTUS. It is your faith and your political ideology. That's what they're trying to, it's a psychological tactic to try to pry that apart because the hand on the rudder of the American right and really the hand on the rudder for not just the moral trajectory for

the West, but for the successes of the West, has been the Christian, the American Christian with their hand on the rudder of the moral direction. They're going after that. So they want people to think that they have to defend the Pope when criticized and choose between either doing that or their politics. It is a way of trying to psychologically usher people to the left. This is, again, all part of this red-green alliance. You know, I was watching, there was an argument with one bishop because there were Catholics, and I saw this because my Catholic friend was arguing with this guy. They were questioning the creation of a Muslim prayer area. in the Vatican Library.

And the cardinal was, or the bishop was arguing with my friend, who again, lifelong Catholic, and she was asking, why is this happening? Why is this being included in the library? And he was like, well, it's not in the sanctions. It's not in the church. And she's like, no, no, no, no, it's literally within the walls of the Vatican. I want to know why this is being included in there. She's like, as literally, like, I think she said, like, a fifth or sixth generation Catholic.

She's like, I want to know why this is. And he was so dismissive and rude to her. I was shocked. And he said, you don't understand how this works. And she's like, I literally have been to the Vatican a million times. And she was like, and she was listing the relics at all this stuff, some of which I don't even know about. Like, are you really trying to question the legitimacy of her objection because you're trying to have, you know, for the lack of a better way to put it, like a measuring contest between who's the big, I mean, what in the world? and the point stands.

So, I mean, you're going to include that in the, what else would you include there? What if a Satanist said, I need to have, I'm using the library too, I need to have a space for my worship. Would you put that in there as well? And that was the point she'd made. She said, okay, say if one of the, say Satanus wanted to come in and have a space created for their religious observance. because the objection was, well, if they're coming over here to use the library, they have to pray so many times a day they should just do it here, when they could literally walk down the road and go to a mosque, but whatever.

I just odd. It's incredibly odd. And so this is, and I don't think that it's, I don't think any of this is organic. This is all part of the Red, Green Alliance. That is it. And they think that it's great. They'll get an American leftist as Pope, and it will be, they'll kick off this, this conflict. and that's, I'm telling you, it is, Lorraine's got a piece up about it over at Substack. And that is it. So, I mean, this, this is the issue that people have to be very aware of.

And like I said, this red-green alliance, they had the Pope that said also, he gave an interview where he was discussing how, you know, they're, he cited Lebanon as an example of co-example. peacefully, like a peaceful coexistence between Christians and Muslims. And I'm like, wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you, do you not know the history of Lebanon? Do you not know that? Lebanon was literally created as, what is that, what is that shop in Missouri cane where they go, we're the last hope for the persecuted smoker? Oh, yeah. I don't know why, but I think of that, because Lebanon was created essentially as a haven for the persecuted Christian, specifically Catholics in the Middle East. 1920, French mandate.

They established Greater Lebanon for these Christians who were being persecuted. And guess what happened? Muslims just they waited, they got their numbers, and then they went to war with them. So they could take over the country. Take over the country, the Muslim colonists, the invaders. They had a civil war that lasted forever.

and they refused to list, they refused outright refused to coexist with the Christians that had essentially made them a part of Lebanon. And they had thousands, they killed thousands of Christians, these Muslim invaders, thousands of Christians. Then they took over the country and then Hasbullah comes in. And they have been at war ever since. So the idea that the Pope, and he's on video of doing it, the idea that the Pope decided to use this as an example,

of peaceful coexistence betrays the actual history of that region. There isn't peaceful coexistence. There is no peaceful coexistence. That is a lie told to you by the Red Green Alliance that is seeking to make you subservient to Islam by forcing down your throat, this absolute just bastardization of faith that they are presenting in its Christlam. The idea that people would promote that without knowing the history, that's how it happened. And then the colonists took over. There has not been peace in that region since. So absolutely, when that can be questioned.

And absolutely, the guy's pretty lefty. There is, and it's not just the Catholic Church, there is a war on. Christian's period, but they are really trying to use this. It's no coincidence that you have the woke Reich that is promoting communist talking points and Alexander Dugan. The woke Reich, which is trying to sing the praises of Islamism, buying houses in Qatar, and talking about Putin like he's an admirable being. There are no coincidences that you have David Axelrod going to meet with a very far-left

pope who was scrubbing his social media before he deleted his accounts. but the screenshots still are there. This is not a coincidence. And I think that Jesus Henrige Rosas is right. They're using it as like a DNC satellite. But it's part of this red-green alliance. You have one, you have leftists that are trying to hijack an entire church, and they're trying to force people in defending it by acting as though,

by trying to do a psychological trick on them, by making them think that their faith is under attack when it's actually the leftists that are trying to hijack it, that are being criticized. They're programming these people to defend what they're doing. That is the reality of what is happening. And there are people who are being taken in by it. And this is all to destabilize the West entirely. All right, so let's be honest here. Shaving is not self-care. It's just something you've got to get done. And who has time for products that over-promise and under-deliver? So when you find something that's high-quality and

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with this Afghan dude who has been arrested for a series of rapes and of goats and sheep in France I don't know how that works I'm going to pull this story up but we're going to have to go a different way because nothing wants to work

this I read the story this morning unfortunately it was one of the first ones that I read and I mean like quite literally they were discovering that on this people were discovering that the like the sheep were tied up and they were bleeding and it was horrific and oh my gosh cane and they took the guy into

custody it would I mean this is something else so and the excuse typically is well I mean maybe you can do that in Afghanistan but you can't be doing that in France actually should never be doing it it's disgusting I don't know I can't even I mean this all over the they're taking him to court, but what is that going to do? He was taken into custody. He has faces charges of animal cruelty, and it's punishable by up to three years in prison and a $45,000, $45,000, pound fine, rather. And animal rights, thankfully, organizations are getting involved, but apparently they called it a rape spree targeting goats and sheep, and they tied up, and then the heinous acts happen. there was he apparently brutalized a lamb to the point where it almost didn't live yeah and it's

interesting do you know the brigitte bardo foundation is involved in getting this guy arrested and all that she's a big animal rights activist yeah their her foundation is involved in it he's 19 years old they apparently were setting up to get him for like two months and i mean spree it was a lot and there's video of it. There's actual video of it, apparently. I know. They, and that's how it ended up.

They were wondering why their animals were hurt and injured, et cetera, and then they saw the video and they were like, oh my gosh. Yeah, so, and it's just a little bit north of Marseille. So he, it's, I mean, they don't, they just said a number of them. And farmers,

they, you know, you're a farmer and you're worried about wolves and, if there's wolves there in that part of France, you're worried about all of these other things that could afflict your flock. But the last thing that you think of is a 19-year-old Afghan illegal immigrant

who's coming in raping all of your barnyard animals. Now, you know the crazy thing about this. So I read this story and I was looking on X. There were a number. These were not rando bunch of number accounts, right? they were actual, like here's our photo, actual, you know, public individuals. Veterans, a number of them veterans who served in Afghanistan. The comments underneath, I'm just going to say, they were not surprised at this story,

is how I'll just lay it out. Man, I don't think there's words for that. But hey, what did the Pope say about these guys? Yeah, just be. be nice, yeah. They love Jesus. Now, speaking of Islamism, have you guys been to jihadi Street? So the PBS, Sesame Street, so they apparently decided to do, I don't know, what is it,

they have Arab American Heritage Month, and they had this one guy, Rami Yousaf, who's, I mean, he's actually pretty lefty. He's like a pro-Gazan, pro, you know, Hamas kind of thing. So they were teaching kids Arabic words. I'm just wondering if it's like A for Alahu Akbar and I for infidel and B for bomb Yeah B for bomb and you know R for raping everything I'm just wondering if that's C for caliphate but that yeah C is for caliphate A is for the one-legged gay Ayatollah this is cut 24 listen

Seneh al-a-a-ukim everyone I'm Rami Yusuf Oh idiot what does Salam al-a-qa-qa-m mean? Well Salam means peace and it's a way to say hello in Arabic Oh, cool! Oh, Salamam al-aikum everybody! Elma and I are here to wish all of you a happy Arab American Heritage Month. Yeah, happy Arab American Heritage Month. I'm so proud of my Arab heritage, and I'm so happy to share this month with my fellow Arabs and Elma. So, thanks, Habibi.

Oh, wait a minute. What's Habibi? Oh, it's an Arabic word for a special friend. Really? Oh, well, happy Arab American Heritage Month, Habibi. We love you. Kane. What? What do you want?

Why do we have to have heritage months for everything? It's so stupid. I don't want it for anything. I don't want a single one for any single anything. Does it have to be on some global calendar for you to like celebrate it? I wasn't going to be able to celebrate my heritage until the United States made it heritage month. Right. Like celebrate whenever you want.

Why is it a month also? I don't know. Because there's like, more than 12, you know, different, if you want to break down all the groups. There's more than 12 of them. Just get a day. Veterans get a day. Fallen veterans get a day. Are those fallen and bad, I mean, they get a day. Everybody gets a day. Mother's get a day. Fathers get a day. But we're giving, like, gay pride a whole month. And then you have all of these other different heritage. I don't care. I don't want to see, look, e pluribus,uno, I think it's all communist. I think

having a day set aside, I don't like national women's mom. I think that's stupid. I think it's all stupid. It's all communist as a way to divide everybody and get everybody focused on everything but e pluribusunum, because that is the biggest threat. Is unity under the banner of freedom? It terrifies tyrants. So they got to have, well, you know, shooting you honor your whatever heritage. You can honor your heritage every day. I have friends that come from every walk of life, a million different countries, speak a million different languages, different denominations, all of it. And everybody's America. And they are proud of their heritage every day. They don't need a special month for it. And you don't have to go on public broadcast that's funded by taxpayer dollars to sit here and do it either. I'm just tired of it. I'm tired of all of it. Goodness. I see it like someone who whenever I can I just say also too. I'm also tired of women owned. Everybody's saying women owned businesses. Do guys go out and say men own businesses? It's a male owned. I get it. Some people will say, but Dana, it's been historically male-dominated. Okay, either you want inclusivity or you don't. Because by constantly putting all of this stuff out there, these little hyphen everything, you're not going to get inclusivity.

Which brings me to the point about the aliens, like actual space aliens. When they come and decide to colonize all of us, you know we're not going to be able to use any of this stuff because they're not going to care. I just hope that when space aliens do come, they're not a bunch of welfare queens. I hope, you know what I mean? I hope that they, what marketable skill do you have? I have no problem sitting down a little gray, you know, face dude with saucer eyes and being like, yo, what can you provide? Like, what can you do?

It's not what we can do for you. It's what you can do for us. What can you do, Slick? I don't care. Time up in bureaucratic health. Do what we do best, right? Send in to the damn DMV. Sorry, you can't talk to our leader until you get a driver's license.

so let's go to the DMV. Now see, because the reason we brought this up is because Stephen King's doing an alien movie. And Kane's like, yeah, it says it's more truth than fiction. He and Juan are sitting over here in the corner. I've never heard two people more confident, especially Juan. Juan talks like he knows them. Like he has met Space Alien. By the way, it's Spielberg, not Stephen King.

Oh, Spielberg. Did I say Stephen King? Wrong Stephen. Oh, that's a horrible mistake. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Spielberg. I didn't mean to compare you to a guy who gets lazy halfway through his book and then just finishes it with a ridiculous ending. Thanks for clearing that out.

You're welcome. So Juan is positive that they're here. He thinks that aliens are hanging out amongst us. What he first said was that he doesn't think that they're dangerous, right? We were having first that conversation. We're like, do you think aliens are dangerous? And some of us are like... Which presupposes that they're already here, though.

They could be dangerous, right? But if they were, wouldn't they, if already here, wouldn't we already be like cattle and be slaughtered? Sure, there's some butt probing going on, apparently, but would there be like, would we be cattle? You know what I mean? And so I would say because we're not cattle, that they're probably not that aggressive. But that presupposes, that actually begs the question to use this correctly because people in my house don't understand this phrase. You're assuming that the premise immediately is valid, therefore the conclusion is they're probably friendly. Yeah, they're probably friendly.

But that assumes that they're here and they're just. chilling. What if they're not here yet? What if all of the best? What if they're like getting ready to do something malicious? We don't know. We don't know. What if they bait us into fighting with each other and they spoof like the U.S. doing something to China or China doing something to the U.S.? I mean, imagine, you know, the last... So they do deep state stuff? Yeah, like they're the ultimate deep state. I think if we, if there are aliens living amongst us and they have been, they're CIA members. They're in the CIA.

Everyone's like, oh, what about the maze? No, no, no, no, no. It's a C. They're in the CIA. You're going to get our audio signal shut down. You better to chill with that stuff. I'm going to have to do like our friend, so our friend who came over here from Albania, left when he was a very young man,

fled Albania. He's an older gentleman. Very nice guy. And when he finally got to call back to his village in Albania, like three years after he left, He had to be very careful because the commies were listening to everybody's conversations. And so he had to go, he had to say things like, oh, the U.S., they're so mean to me. Oh, the food here's bad.

Oh, it's so bad. So they wouldn't feel as though he was trying to basically liberty evangelize his own family. But apparently they could read him well enough where the family knew. But, you know, maybe if they're in the CIA, we're going to be careful how we talk about it. You know, like the cheery, interesting alien agency. C-I-A. See how that works? You got to be a little...

But Juan thinks that they're peaceful and they're here and they're just chill. You think that that's probably the likeliest, right? Yeah, if they are here, so if they're here, it's probably evident that we're not already cattle and being slaughtered all the time, that they're probably friendly. How do I know that you're not being programmed by them to tell me this so that I would let my guard down? being programmed by them.

Yeah. Did you get probed? I'm saying that there's a conclusion you can reach here. It doesn't mean that it's absolutely true. It makes sense, though, when you think about it. I don't think that, I mean, I think that you mentioned the probing. Maybe that's what happened to Tucker. Maybe he wasn't wrestling with a demon.

Maybe that was an alien, you know, probing him. Right. And that's why he's all weird now. Er. But I have like two headlines about this on my rundown. and they keep seeing it every day. There's a whole other thing. I literally have a whole, hang on, I have a whole section.

It's aliens. It wasn't going to come up till next hour. But so for instance, let me just throw this up in your face. The headline is that this, there's another cyber, a senior, a senior cyber security, say that fast, official at one of our most secretive nuclear laboratories left behind files after his, death, that an insider claims reveals that we have long been studying UFOs, and that there's apparently images and scientific reports. It's in New Mexico, because of course it is. It's about 35 miles northwest of Santa Fe, because, of course, I mean, that's where all the aliens hang out. They go out there and they have their Coachella, their own little alien space intergalactic Coachella out there.

And yeah, the guys, his son was sorting through his personal effects, and he stumbled up on these files that were labeled with references to atmospheric anomalies. It is so easy to work with fast-growing trees. It's America's largest and most trusted online nursery with thousands of trees and plants and over two million happy customers. They've got everything that your home needs or that you could want. They've got fruit trees, privacy screens, flowering trees, shrubs, houseplants, all grown with care and guaranteed healthy. It's like your favorite local nursery, but better. Delivered straight to your door with more options than you, you can. would find in any big box store, and they even match the right plants to your climate and your space

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So Zoran Mondani, his wife, who is a big, like, Hamas supporter. She, you know, has questioned. And she questioned October 7th. She retweeted people or reposted people on Insta that had said that the rape and all of that that took place that wasn't really a real thing. And she is an artist, but like in the sense that Hunter Biden is an artist. Have you seen her work? I can draw this. I'm a horrible artist and I can do what she does.

I don't get it. So here's the story. New Yorkers took notice comes the report. when tax filings revealed the mayor, the mayor, by the way, whose parents are super rich and he's a giant Nepo baby, when it was revealed that the mayor earned about $145,000 last year. But his wife, Rama Duage, only did about $10,000. But I thought she's this big famous visual artist who gets mentioned in vogue because she's a very far leftist. Huh.

They say that she does political pieces focusing on Middle Eastern themes. She made $10,010. Have you seen her art again, Kane? Yeah. It's not very good. Yeah, I guess that explains the $10,000 total dollars in a year. Yeah, I, that would explain it exactly. They reported no charitable contributions at all on their tax return.

That's not surprised. They said that, well, no, they did donate, but they didn't itemize it. I don't believe you. And the Mandani staff was asked to provide details about any donations that they made and they couldn't. Now, remember, she uses racial slurs like crazy on social media. There's tons of screenshots. Oh, yeah, the big ones. And she questioned even the fact that October 7th.

She, like, cheered. She was like defending the terrorist who carried out October 7th. And she also said that the rapes never happened, all of that stuff. So, yeah, I don't know. I feel like she's a fame chaser. She just wants to be photographed. She gives me a very Megan Markle vibe. She just wants to be photographed.

She married into money. She married a Nepo baby. She wants to be photographed. She wants to be celebrated. She wants to be in vogue. She wants to be dressed. but she doesn't really do anything to make that happen. Someone said that she's a trad wife socialist.

And I'm like, no, she's not. If she was trad wife, she'd already had a number of kids and they would have been married a lot sooner. And she, you know, it's not trad. Sorry, but it's not. She wouldn't be working. She wouldn't be an artist. She wouldn't be drawing the stuff that she draws either.

Just saying, you know, if we wanted to have that debate. I don't know. But she always, like her, the social media that she had, like she does, she's one of those women that takes a million selfies. I just find that to be self-aggrandizing and self-obsessive. A million different selfies. What is with that? How did that become a thing?

Like people go and take pictures of themselves. It's awkward. It just is so cringy. Can that trend die? So, yeah, she's, she's like a, she's a cloud chaser. And she said that the reports of sexual violence, she called it a, quote, mass rape hoax. Oh. Wow. Tell that to the women who had to have the uterus is removed because of the injuries.

And she also blamed white people for the creation of Al-Qaeda, and that Israel shouldn't be allowed to exist. Okay. She seems like a joy, Kane. Real winner-winner chicken dinner that one. That's weird because I get the exactly opposite. She made $10,000. Now do you get it? Like they're completely supported probably by both of their families.

Remember, his mom directed his rap. video when he tried to make it as a rapper. I can't. His, uh, oh, Kane, you're going to like this part. So he got, so last year he made $131,926 before taxes from his New York Assembly salary. That's too much. Yeah. And they, he got a $1,600 of that. I can't even believe it's $1,600 were royalty payments from his hip, from his hip-hop songs that he produced under Mr. Cardamom. Get out of here I kid you not I know some artists

I would love to make $1,600 bucks on any of their stuff and I guarantee you the stuff I heard from Mom Donnie It's not worth no $16. Not your jam? Not worth $1,600.

She deducted her art supplies $500 for art supplies and this, you know, because she has how facial design business. I support like a house hunters. This is Zoran. He's a New York Assemblyman and this is his wife, Rama.

She does horribly crude drawings of women in blue markers. I don't know. It's just weird. This is our couple buying our house on house hunters. He's an underwater basket weaver. What's your budget? Yeah. $5 million.

This is the same thing. Oh, my gosh. So yeah, that's their. Do you trust people? I'm sorry. I don't, when I look at people and judge their qualifications, discern. their qualifications as a potential leader, I look at how successful they have been economically because you want them to translate and apply what worked in their lives to a bigger picture

to maybe your town, your community, your state, your district, what have you. And when they cannot demonstrate that either economic understanding or even a modicum of success, then I question their fitness for that role, you know? That's like I don't want a young pastor, although we have this big debate in our house, you know, my husband's like, well, Jesus was in his 30s. And I'm like, yeah, you know what? That's considered ancient back then. Thank you. That's considered old back then. He was an old man in his day. So I just don't, I don't trust a Nepo baby trust fund socialist that did not have to work to earn the capital that they used. You know what I mean?

I just don't trust it. And it's not being mean and it's not being critical of someone who on paper seems poor because they have their family that pays for in New York. They have their family that pays for everything.

But they just haven't demonstrated an understanding of anything to be able to hold this position. $10,000 came. They shouldn't even be making that much because they're communists. they should just give it up, give it all up as we move our partners that bring you the program. It's the folks over at Noble Gold.

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This is probably one of my favorite things that I've seen so far. So this cat walked, he's, how do I put it? He's like an old Victorian ear. style strong man. I think he's in a costume. He's a dude in Seattle bald sporting a mustache. And he was peddling one of those bikes with, there's like one giant wheel and then the smaller wheel. And he's in a leopard, Unitarred. And he was peddling all around Seattle, just like that. And it looked at, he was wearing the part. I mean, it, just central casting. It was great. But they said that he looks like a classic carnival strong man. Eugene Sandow is what they were saying that he looks like,

but I think he just did it as kind of as a stunt, but it was still funny to see. A man is suspected of a dying of a lightning strike in a store parking lot. This is in Wisconsin. He was in his 40s, and they said that they, they suspect it was a, yeah, a lightning strike. I don't know what else to say.

He got struck by damn lightning. What else? I mean, what do you want to know? Lightning comes with this guy. Airline launches the first. This is what I'm most interested in. sleep pods for economy passengers. I don't like pods. I don't like that name because it just makes me think of that euthanasia pod.

And I just get real weirded out by it, right? They said economy passengers will be able to these sleep pods. It's New Zealand's Skynast. And since none of us are going to go to COVID land, where they locked everybody down anytime soon, no matter if they have Hobbiton or not, we're not going to experience this. Sick, they have live flat bunks. It's, yeah, it's Auckland and New York and it's $215

per a four-hour session. So you pay per, that's disgusting. Are you going to clean it in between people? I sure hope so. You know that you're going to get lice. You're going to get lice in like scabies laying in those things because people are nasty. And they just devolve when anybody has to go

through the airport. I just feel like humanity devolves. You know, that's why you get women in nude colored leggings whose bellies are spilling out the top, slap, fighting, and pulling out each other's weaves. I just, you know, I'm just not into that. Europe could run out of jet fuel in six weeks.

Oh, that's a shame. You guys should have thought about that. They're heading into peak travel season. Oh, wow, you should have thought about that doubly. And Spielberg teases a new alien film called Disclosure Day, which I'm actually interested in. We've got aliens on deck today. Stick with us as we move. Our partners that bring you the program, it's the folks over at Noble Gold.

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Well, I'm missing. Like everyone else is having these nice, bright, sunny spring days, and we're just, where's ours, Cain? Yeah, I know. I need that in my life. I'm just, uh, a couple of other things. I wanted to, let's see, I wanted to play. Uh, is this funny.

Trump was asked about the door dash delivery. This is hysterical. Cut five. He was asked about the door dash delivery at the White House. Remember when he came out and they had McDonald's delivered? Watch this. Earlier this week at the White House, I met a wonderful woman named Sharon Simmons, a grandmother driving DoorDash to help support her husband's cancer treatment.

She's got serious cancer. He's going to be okay, I think. Sharon delivered McDonald's to the Oval Office. It was a little bit of a, you know, I mean, to be honest, it was a little tacky. You know, they come up with these crazy ideas like McDonald's, although that was the biggest ever on Google. They say, number one ever. He's like, I'll admit, it was a little tacky.

I don't think it was. It was fun. It was fun. Why does he think it was tacky? That's hysterical. Well, it's like, look, we even commented on the fact that she's just walking right up to the Oval office door and delivering McDonald's. It's like it happens in real life, which we know it doesn't.

Yeah, it's not like Secret Service is going to go, wait a minute. We see that one's a door dash, so that one can go right up, right up to the Oval Office door, right up there. No need to search them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, clearly it's just the McDonald's bags. Don't to go around that metal detector. Yeah, go skip it. All right, today and stupidity king.

All right, cut 19. This is Yvette Clark. She's out of, I think it's Brooklyn, if I'm not mistaken. She says she wants to flood her district for political power with illegals. Listen to this. And from Brooklyn, New York, we have a diaspora that can absorb a significant number of these migrants. And when I hear colleagues talk about, you know, the doors of the end being closed, no room in the end. I'm saying, you know, I need more people in my district.

but just for redistricting purposes. And those members, well, then definitely keep saying stuff like that. I bet Democrats are really happy that she just gave away the whole thing right there. I'd be alright if you just kept being honest like that. Yeah, just keep on being honest. That's, you know, we appreciate that about you.

We appreciate you. That does it for us this week, folks. I have a great week, and we will be back with you on Monday. So have a great rest of your week.