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My fellow Americans, this is Liberation Day, waiting for a long time.
April 2nd, 2025 will forever be remembered as the day American industry was reborn,
the day America's destiny was reclaimed, and the day that we began to make America wealthy again.
Going to make it wealthy, good and wealthy.
Like good and plenty?
I don't like those candies.
No, because they're like licorice. It's weird. I'm not a fan of it. But I am a fan of good and wealthy. I love the good and wealthy. Are we going to have that? I'm getting, I'm a little nervous. I'm not going to lie. We're going to walk through some of this today because it's the day after Liberation Day. And there's a lot of stuff happening. I'm trying to disregard. It's so frustrating. When I was looking at headlines last night, I'm like, dear heavens.
I can't send these people, these sweet subscribers, these headlines, like the ones that I kept seeing that, we're all going to die.
We're going to collapse into a pit of debt.
And it was just, I mean, the overwhelming, I mean, just, I don't want to tell you to go Google anything.
But you know what I mean?
It's just it's overwhelming, like negativity.
And I think that there's fine.
You can dislike approaches.
but I think it's really, really disingenuous,
misleading to the American public to act like this is somehow
what's the what I'm looking for,
that this is, that it's acceptable to do this to people,
to get them to freak out and make them think that they're going to go broke
and they're not going to have anything for retirement
because a tariff strategy.
Now, you know, we'll see how it plays out in,
The long term.
But right now, I mean, I was expecting, I was told that everything would crash and it hasn't.
And it still hasn't, Kane.
Has anything crashed?
Do you still have your, do you still have money in the bank?
I do.
Did you put anything in your mattress?
I did not.
Okay.
I did not.
Okay.
I typically don't.
You're not a big mattress person, put her in her?
No.
Well, all I know is the weeping and gnashing of the teeth and the insistence that all hell
is going to break loose is, I mean, it's, we're not seeing that. And I think time is going to tell how
effective this is. And I think part of the part of what goes into that too is the response of other
nations, the way that, you know, how are other nations going to respond to this? Now, we know that
Canada was thinking about retooling some things and there have been some other, I mean, we, I mean, Japan
elsewhere. But we're going to see, we're going to see just how.
serious, you know, what the responses are going to be. And that's, I think, is going to give us a better
because it's like at this point, what, 3% here, 0.5% here, audio soundbite 6. Oh, no, not 6. That's not what I'm
looking for. I'm looking for the, okay, tariffs for, where he, audio soundbite 4, where he said he's
been talking about them for forever. And then he also said he was handsome in his old speeches. Watch.
But I tell you what, when I, when it looked like I was going to win, I announced that
I was going to be doing exactly what we're talking about today. Great consistency, actually,
because I've been talking about it for 40 years, because I saw what was happening. 40 years ago,
if you look at my old speeches when I was young, very handsome, my old speeches, and that people
would say, I'd be on a television show, I'd be talking about how we were being ripped off by
these countries. I mean, nothing changes very much. The only thing that change with the countries,
but nothing really changes. But it's why it's such an...
honor. It's such an honor to be finally able to do this. So the, and he has been talking about them
quite a bit. And we're going to dive into all, we're going to dive into this at, uh, at depth here.
We're also going to get into some of the latest with Doge. So I'm confused here.
I remember when Doge first kicked off and they announced how it was going to run.
they announced how long they expected Doge to last,
meaning that he wanted to be done,
what was it, April of 26.
So, you know, give or take a year.
They thought they'd, you know, it'd be a good year
before they would be completely finished with everything.
They kind of had a timeline.
Am I crazy in thinking that Musk had already announced
that he would probably be leaving Doge,
that he wouldn't believe in May of this year?
Like he was going to stay on to make sure
that it got off the ground, et cetera, et cetera.
So why then, if we all know that, right, Kane, I'm not crazy, that that was a real thing?
That's a real thing.
Why is the media acting like, oh, my gosh, this is the final straw.
Trump and Musk, they've had it.
Oh, and he's leaving, like he's leaving prematurely.
I think we know why.
I mean, the media loves to highlight and even exaggerate division in the Republican Party.
And especially with these characters.
But even with him having gone out and said that I'd like to leave in May already?
I mean, he was public with it.
Truth be damned.
That is our media.
Truth be damned.
So really, then the only way to undermine the media is just like read the stuff.
Read like the actual news that comes out or watch the sound bites for yourself.
Yeah, watch the events that they're reporting on.
I knew that I was not nuts.
And I'm like, I'm pretty sure that this is, he came out and said,
Yeah, we're going to be, we're going to be, uh, leave you, well, I'll be leaving in May is how he put it.
And after we get everything set up and it's running, et cetera, and then that's what's happening.
Because the way that they're putting it, oh my gosh, that it's just, it, there really is,
they've been trying to divide, push division between these two for the longest time.
And this, I mean, this is right after they had another, what, social security list.
All of the, all of the, just the drainage of our taxpayers.
dollars.
Craziness.
So all of this is happening.
And then you got the fights in the house,
et cetera, et cetera.
You got all these different fights that are happening.
So it's like a weird, golly.
I'm so glad I'm not in Congress.
I see these headlines.
I'm like, I'm so glad.
All right.
So with the tariffs,
you guys seen all of them?
The full list.
Our friend Carol Roth is not a fan.
It's not a fan.
Carol's not a fan.
No.
And I get the hesitancy.
Are you nervous at all?
Because you're a big proponent of
Yeah, no, I enjoy the leveling of the playing field and seeing these countries react in exactly the way Trump intended for them to react.
Well, and that's literally it.
How long do you think that they'll last?
That's what nobody knows.
What do you mean they will last?
Well, I mean, if we have, because now if we have these tariffs kicking into, I mean, because this, one of the things, I put this in the prep last night.
So the 10% tariffs on all countries.
Yes.
kicks in April 5th.
The more pointed higher tariffs, those kick in at midnight on April 9th.
And I'm assuming the difference between the 9th and the 5th is to give all of these countries
that still haven't come to the table to negotiate.
Yes.
To give them maybe a couple of days to do so.
That's what it seems like.
So it'll take as long as these other countries decide to pull.
play ball. I mean, think about it. We have cut seven, I think. Trump kind of lays out a few of these.
Just to give people an idea, it isn't like 100% reciprocal. It's only 50% reciprocal.
If you want to go and play seven, so we can see all of it from Trump himself.
So if you look at that, China, first row, China, 67%. That's tariffs charged to the USA, including currency
manipulation and trade barriers. So 67%
I think you can, for the most part, see it. Those with good eyes, with bad eyes.
We didn't want to bring, it's very windy out here. We didn't want to bring out the big charts
because it had no chance of standing. Fortunately, we came armed with a little smaller chart.
And they listed it all out yesterday on social media. Now,
I think one of the things kind of driving this is, it's not, again, not every tariff is a good
tariff, not every tariff is a bad tariff.
And markets react
to uncertainty. And I think it's
the uncertainty that's making
everybody feel anxious
right now. It's that uncertainty.
It's the uncertainty also that's
making the market's a little volatile.
And I'm saying a little. I don't even think volatile
is the right word. I just don't have another one
at the moment. I mean, that's accurate.
Yeah. I mean, because the markets are reacting
to the uncertainty. That's what's...
And a lot of the uncertainty is generated
by the media.
Exactly. You know what I mean? So it's kind of like this vortex of, you know, the president is doing something that will end up an incredible positive for the United States. But the media, of course, always being anti-Trump, are driving all of this negative news about it. So now, of course, markets are uncertain and we're seeing the volatility.
My big criticism is that he did not put a pointed high enough tariff on high-wasted pleat front pants that all the women are wearing this season. Because it makes you,
look like you have a front butt and it's horrible and I you've been needs to stop where are his
priorities I'm saying you know Mr. President please just hear us out now see I think that tariffs to
control I'm all for that you're like Dana you sound like a authoritarian yes I am I am because I don't
like to see ugly people and ugly clothes so I mean that's that's that's that's you know that's what I'm
seeing I and I'm watching the video too of him putting the look holding the little holding
that big. He's got, they had like eight of those placards. Hold up. Let me pull this up. They have like,
actually, I think more than them. But it lists all of the, the tariffs applied to each nation out to the 10%
tariff. And then on April 9th, the midnight, that's when the big ones, the more pointed ones,
kick in and we'll see. If we're able to, now I'm just theorizing here, if we're able, just think about it,
to get rid of income taxes because we have a healthy tariff strategy,
Kane, suddenly I'm loving tariffs.
I mean, because think about it, that is how we raised revenue initially before the Democrats
had perpetual taxation.
It's a true thing.
That's, you know, that makes a lot of sense.
makes a lot of sense. So that's, that's, you know, I just think that that if we're able to do that
and we're able to have that transition, and it's going to be a bumpy transition, I think a lot of
people would then say, holy cow, it was worth it. I do think that you have to do something
incredibly drastic. If you're going to do it, you got to just do it. But I'm also super nervous.
for this transition without tax cuts.
Without tax cuts, we just gave ourselves the biggest tax hike ever.
That's a real thing.
And it's stupid to not admit it.
I don't care who's in power.
So if we're following up with relief for average everyday Americans, now it falls on Congress,
then this could be, you know, a really, you know, everyone likes to say 4D chess and I roll my eyes.
and almost choked it up because it's such an overused, cliched trite phrase, and in some
instance, it's just crazy. But if we're able to do something like that, audio sound by two, this
is what Trump was talking about yesterday. Listen. And now we're going to pass the largest tax cuts
in American history, and that's where we're relying on Mike and John Thune. And we will not cut
Social Security, Medicare, or Medicaid benefits. And the Democrats will, because
if they got in, the entire economy would collapse.
This country is heading for a collapse.
Well, yeah, and so you need to, I mean, economically, we're on the edge of a cliff.
I get it.
So we're going to follow this, and we're also going to talk about some of the other economic
headlines that have popped up in the wake of Liberation Day.
We've got the media.
We're also going to get into the Doge stuff, like I said.
We've got a bunch of stuff to touch on.
Two stories come out of California and Georgia, both of them are insane.
All of this and a lot.
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It's time for Dana's Quick Five.
Kane sent us to me because it's supposed to be like he doesn't like him and he's making
fun of them. The shoulder pad
is back. This is according to
financial times. By the
way, I love
shoulder pads.
I should have come up into the age in
the 80s. I should have come to age in the 80s,
not the 90s. That's my decade.
Should have been my decade. Because
that's when the fashion, everything was
crazy and it was awesome. I am
so happy with structured silhouettes.
So I guess you're not
a fan of the shoulder pad came.
Well, I think
They're amazing.
It's more false things on women.
I like it.
It makes a nice defined shoulder.
I like it.
Not on men, though.
I think if it's on men, it's weird.
You guys don't need that.
A couple years of football.
That's how I think shoulder pants.
Okay.
Well, I mean, in jackets and stuff.
I mean, there's not everything, but it looks good in a lot of stuff.
Apparently, it's back.
I think a lot of the 80s stuff, if we go through a period of economic prosperity,
the fashion will reflect it.
And I swear we're going to go into another 80s.
I think we will.
That's actually very encouraging.
Let's see.
Oh, my gosh.
17 shoplifters arrested all in one day at the same store.
Linwood Police in Washington, they arrested 17 shoplifters all in one day.
They said that there were people confidently shopping, loading up their carts and walking right out the door.
And they arrested them.
They said, please do not come here and steal from our community.
now in February at that exact same store.
What is happening?
They arrested 14 people in a six-hour period.
That's, I've never heard anything like that.
That's wild.
There was a man arrested in Provo after he entered a restaurant just naked as the day he was born
and, quote, flexed his muscles aggressively.
Oh, and he had a gun.
I feel like that should be in the headline too.
That wasn't in the headline, but it should be.
It does at least come up in the lead.
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aggressive, or one person told police the man was flexing his muscles aggressively and following
people. Another person said he had a gun. Now, I don't know why all of this.
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Being that he was naked,
I have no idea where you're going to put it.
If, you know, it's not like you can conceal it, you know, just same.
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I think the mindset is let's just see where we are, and then we'll see how President Trump feels about all this.
Okay, so it's essentially up to President Trump if he's in the mood to negotiate with some of these countries.
Well, I mean, it's not the mood.
It's the, how are we seeing things?
I think the real thing is going to be
and that he's gonna gauge the tariff level by,
it won't be necessarily the calls from the leaders,
it's gonna be the calls from industry saying,
okay, how can we get these off?
And he's gonna say, you can get it off,
bring your factory to the US.
And that was, I had a headline here,
where Stalantis, let me pull this up.
He was actually looking for this.
I thought I had it up here.
But Stalantis, they've already, there's been some movement on expansion from other countries.
I think it was Stalantis was the one.
But that's actually, I have it up here.
Forgive me.
I'm going through.
There's a lot.
There's a lot to go through.
Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash, with you.
Yeah, there are a couple of companies already that have paused any kind of expansion.
and I think this one of those let's see yeah it was Stalantis paused Mexico Canadian production they've
temporarily temporarily laid off 900 U.S. workers because of tariffs temporarily is what they said
and that was reported just about maybe a couple of hours ago just earlier this morning and they
there again this is uncertainty they're looking I mean they even said it
They want to assess the medium and long-term effects.
And they wanted to pause production to sort of see how things level out.
And I get that.
It's that comes with it.
That's part of that uncertainty.
The, I will say one of the things with the tariffs that I did think was funny, Kane,
because he had the big list of all of the countries, right?
All of the countries that have the tariffs on them.
And one of them, actually two of them really, is one entity.
the Head Island and the or sorry,
Hurd Island and McDonald.
And it's way down there,
kind of like in between the Indian and Southern Ocean.
And there's no people there.
The only things that live there are penguins.
Or as Benedict Cumberbump would say, penglings.
The, I don't know what, I just think it's funny
because the meme was going around last night,
like blink them birds, you know, just.
Okay, boy.
I don't know what they make down there, the penguins on the island.
It is funny.
It's funny.
I mean, I don't dislike penguins.
They're fancy.
You know, they're fancy birds.
They're in Texas.
But they said that that was one of the, I don't know why.
It's inhabited.
They usually use, I mean, it's basically just scientific research is all it's used for.
So I do think that that was kind of interesting.
The, that they were listed on there.
and the
you guys said
most everybody
I think have seen the full list
of tariffs at this point
so there's probably
I don't think it'd be
I'm not going to go down the full list
that I have it up at
my substack
yeah but Stalantis
they had paused
they're they
the maker of ram trucks
jeeps
900 workers
and
I don't I think that's the only
company that so far
has announced that they're pausing
any kind of expansion
it's just it's a
assembly plant in Ontario.
And that's going to be done for two weeks.
So that's kind of, so very everything, you know, just so that they can assess.
So they can assess and kind of see what's, you know, how long is this going to go?
Are other countries going to respond?
Now, can I share with you a really stupid story from California?
San Francisco Chronicle.
You're going to like this.
California is about to spend, you know, California has a major multi-billion dollar deficit right now.
They are about to spend $239 million to turn San Quentin into a Scandinavian-style rehab center.
They are planning for sweeping changes, says the Chronicle, for San Quentin State Prison.
They're remaking it, Kane.
It's going to be a Scandinavian-style heaven.
Complete with a rehabilitation center
and the farmer's market.
A podcast production studio
and a self-service grocery store.
It sounds like a boozy apartment in D.C.
Are you telling me this is a prison?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
It's a prison.
$239 million.
$239 million.
Instruction was on track to finish in January of 26.
It's in California, really.
You think that's going to actually happen.
They've been plotting the same track of train for 10 years.
The first, now, this is, I love how they say this.
You could just say prisoners, but they say incarcerated people.
Like, they're people who just accidentally got incarcerated.
How can we get, like, ex-carcerated?
It was on track to finish in January 26.
And now they've, they said that they've begun using the revamped facility within
months of completion early next year.
So it is a little behind.
And that's not surprising considering,
I mean, it's California.
How long, it wasn't even a mile, right?
That track that they built for the train
that was supposed to connect Los Angeles
to San Francisco. They didn't even finish that.
Yeah. So, I mean,
they say in 26, but we, oh, no, it's not true.
But I'm trying to understand
what is this going to do?
Newsom called it California's most notorious prison and that he had declared a moratorium on executions.
He began dismantling death row, per the San Francisco Chronicle.
He ordered state officials to start the process of transferring the prisoners to other state facilities,
and he announced plans to turn the whole prison into this Nordic-style center.
So they can re-enter life outside prison.
He's hired Cain's the Danish architecture from Schmidt-Hama-Larsen
to help reimagine the maximum security prison.
I'm not joking.
That's actually in the piece I'm reading from it directly.
But the point of prison was, you know, you don't get to do stuff that you do when you're not in prison.
But you hate the prisoners, Kay.
But podcast studio?
Oh, we said, it was a self-service grocery store.
What?
The influences they're taking from the skin.
Indian incarceration system where a prisoners live in detention centers designed to approximate life outside of prison. Yes, because that's the problem. Sure. Good grief. So they say that they've successfully reduced prison populations and recidivism by focusing jail time on preparing people for their release back in society. Let's look at some other jobs you can do besides killing and people and selling them drugs. Let's just. So they said they want, um,
the prisoners to have access to so-called normalizing spaces like the self-service grocery store, a cafe food truck, staffed by other incarcerated people.
I don't know about this.
They're spending $239 million on it.
Is it all going to be like IKEA?
Now what Juan is showing you is like a mock-up.
Look at the family.
All visiting incarcerated dad?
And that looks like corrugated metal on the side of the buildings.
I'm sorry.
That just looks so trashy.
living facility. It looks,
why does it look so junky?
Why is it?
It's like weedy and overgrown
and it's like, why is it looks
It's nature.
No, it looks trashy.
Who decided to do, look at those stupid
squaddly little trees over there.
They didn't even look healthy and properly
trimmed. I mean, you just think, you know, if you're
doing a mock up, you know, maybe sell
it. It's $239 million. Sorry,
we spent all our millions. We couldn't
better, we couldn't render any better trees than this.
sorry.
The vegetation's in prison, too.
I'm amazed at this.
So they've got this very expensive Danish architecture.
They're going to solve all the problems with the jails, Kane.
$239 million.
I'm going to have an IKEA inside.
You can have people committing crimes so they can have this life.
That's what's going to happen.
Can I just say I hate the, and I don't say this is an insult.
It's just not my style.
I loathe the Scandinavian mock.
stuff. I can't stand it. I cannot stand it. My version of hell is literally what this is describing.
You don't have to threaten me with prison. Just threaten to send me to IKEA. Right? Just let me go there.
And I'm scared straight, taking her to IKEA. The holistic initiative leverages the best practices to improve the
well-being of those who work and live as a prison's cane. I don't, um,
they said that they wanted to make in California
now here's the kickers we wrap those
they want to make prison life less punitive
I am not making it up that's literally a quote
it is literally a quote
this is literally a quote
it's San Francisco Chronicle
they've dubbed the effort the California model
with the aim of making prison life less punitive
the point of prison is to be punitive
so mean Kane
what is
I don't you like our Nordic jails
This is Hans
It's going to get you checked in
Bandova
I just
I can't
Where's the nearest bottle of scotch?
So basically
You had some
California moron go up
And convince Newsome
Like jail, but like less jailier
So we're going to put the prisoners
In jail
But it's going to be like way less jailer
J. Leigher, like hear me out, right?
I'm going to have the landskeeping and a podcast station because they can do podcasts.
Um, self-service grocery store.
Ah!
This is so dumb.
This is California.
What, California?
I know.
Now, I will say you could because IKEA is like a big thing here.
It's a very big.
a lot of people have IKEA furniture.
I don't like to put things together
because I like to disregard tools.
I look at the instructions.
They see them and I'm like, nope.
And I try to do it.
My husband says it's like I'm doing women's math.
And it is true.
Do you know that women
can measure the size of something with their hands
on either side of something?
And then they can keep their arms totally still,
like a robot, and then go to a different part of the room
and put their hands down.
and it's that's perfect measurements.
Wow.
It's amazing.
I did not know that.
Yeah.
It is, it's truly amazing.
Or when a woman says I can eyeball it.
Just totally believer.
Just totally believer.
My favorite thing to do when I want something done in the house is to ask my husband,
I'm like, where's the hammer?
I'm not even allowed to have that.
Evil reverse psychology that you do.
And I'll want to go hang something.
And he, I'm just like, use a hercules.
hook for everything, right? Sorry, Hercules. The Ozarks coming out. Hercules. I'm like, just
Hercules it. Get a Hercules. My younger son's like, there's a you in there. You know that.
And you just put it in there. And my husband's appalled. He's like that. He says it's trash. And that I'm doing
it. I'm being trashy by doing that. And he's like, no, you got to. And then he gives me a thing where
it's a nail and then the thing, like all these things for the nail. And you got just what? Use a hook.
what's so wrong?
And it just kills his soul.
Kills his soul. I don't even know where the tools are.
If I have to hammer something, I got to get a flashlight and beat the thing with it because I'm not allowed to have the hammer.
That's the deterrent that you offer your husband.
And that's what prison should be.
It should be a deterrent.
But it's not a deterrent if you're podcasting from...
Kee creeds my own prison.
Can you have podcasting from prison?
Yeah.
Welcome to the prison podcast.
today we're talking about
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I would totally listen to that
you get some good like move over real housewives
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I listen to that
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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States.
Say because you've been gracious.
Is this, when I first became a public defender, I had no criminal defense experience.
And I walked in and I told my boss,
Charlie. I said, listen, you should hire me. He said, why? I said, because I'm black. Charlie looked
in me like I was crazy. So she admits she was a DEI hire then. I mean, so yeah, she's admitting
that she's a DEI hired. That's just, she had no qualifications for me. Yeah, I have no other
but black. That's, sounds horrible. That sounds so horrible. I, is she think that's a flex to
admit this? And the manner that she did? That's not a flex, girl. That is,
not a flex. That's
DEI on parade. That's exactly
what it is. Welcome back to the program.
So we,
coming up in our second hour,
we've got, I have
an update about that story about the dad who left,
I saw this this morning.
The dad who, we talked about it yesterday,
left his kids of McDonald's to
reportedly go for a job interview.
Okay, it's not quite
milkshake duck, but it's getting to milkshake
duck territory. So I got
to update you about that.
We'll dive into that. Also, I told you I had two stupid stories. One was California with the Scandinavian jail. They're going to Scandinavian I see and Quentin to make it, you know, a totally happy feeling. We also have Georgia House Democrats yesterday that walked out of the chamber in protest because of a Republican bill that sought to block taxpayer funds that are being used to pay for gender surgeries, for prisoners, for state inmates, taxpayer funded, they mutil
for state inmates.
So we're going to have that.
I mean, they walked out like all, like in unison.
So we're going to have that conversation.
That's your money.
That's taxpayer money.
It's just I, I didn't realize that they were so rich in Georgia that they could just
use people's tax dollars to just go pay for experimental surgery.
Wow.
Wow.
And I don't know, too, if you saw this new book that's coming out.
where the ex-white house chief of staff
now believes it's totally fine to spill the tea on Biden.
These people, however much you love them, is not enough.
So there's a basically it's a full on,
I mean, they're selling everything in this book.
We're going to talk about this because it's Ron Clayne, his book out.
And boy, oh boy, this is bad.
So we got all of that as well coming up,
including Florida Maine. The latest with the terror fight. We have all the updates as well.
Is anybody coming to the table yet? We'll see. We'll discuss all of it. Stick with us.
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running on tariffs and people say we know that. Trump is running on bringing back manufacturing.
People said we know that and they went and pulled the lever for him. This is, this is mind-boggling
to me that the media is focused on pain, pain, pain. You know, listen to me. I heard someone earlier
today on another network say that country sent us wine, cheese, and Mercedes, and we give them
a piece of paper, as if, like, we're getting the better end of the bargain. People sweat, they
work hard, they sacrifice families. Families are broken up. People commit crimes for this piece
of paper. It represents an investment, our life, our energy. It represents a lot. So we send it over
there. We get all this plastic crap on this table. You know how that money comes back to this country?
They buy this building. They buy our farms. This system is unsustainable.
It's unsustainable.
He's not wrong.
He's not wrong.
That's Charles Payne, our friend Charles Payne.
I have to say, too, I just a question I was thinking about, there are good tariffs and bad tariffs.
But if tariffs are all, all of them so entirely bad, why do other countries use them against the United States?
No one's talked about that on like the CNBC's.
I haven't seen, in fact, as part of my prep, I asked Grock and Grock's like, what?
Nobody's talked about that.
What?
But as part of PrEP, I was trying to see when getting ready for the show today, if there was, you know, any, if there's all so incredibly bad, then why do so many other countries use them against the U.S.? And I looked at Financial Times. I looked at Forbes. I looked at real clear politics. There wasn't and there hasn't been an explanation of that from all of the people who are trying to tell you that the America is done and it's recession days.
not Liberation Day and all this other stuff.
Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash, with you.
We're at the top of this second hour.
I just, nobody's been able to answer that question.
And how Charles put it out is exactly right.
The method by which we are going about all of this is just entirely unsustainable.
Entirely unsustainable.
and I like what he had said too.
He's like, I heard some say the rest of the world sends us wine, cheese, and Mercedes
and then paper. People make enormous sacrifices to get that paper.
And that paper returns to America to buy farms and businesses long after the cheese and wine are gone.
He's right.
Speaking of which, please, dear heavens.
Okay, so I wish Trump A would have put a tariff on any foreign made, high-waisted women's pant with pleats.
And also, please take off all the tariffs on a table.
Italian wines because I don't mean to sound like a snob, but I only drink Italian on Italian wines.
I don't drink any of the trash where they put in the preservatives and all the other stupid chemicals.
I just want like the fermented grapes, okay?
I don't want all the other stupid chemicals in it.
So as of late.
So can we just please take those off?
Then I'm cool, right?
I'm okay.
I may have another request later, but right now I'm okay, right?
Just saying.
So I think this, this is, this is exactly right with all of this.
I'm just telling you, it's, it might be the messaging you can't tell people what's going to get really tough.
And then it's going to get better again.
You just, I will say you can't tell people that.
And I thought when Trump, I think Trump has figured out how to talk about tariffs.
And he had, I think he's discovered in the past couple of weeks in messaging on this,
the sweet spot to hit to make people feel not better about it, but more informed. Does that make
sense? I think a lot of the hesitancy comes from, there's a lot of bad information out there.
And people know tariffs, but unless you're an economist, that's not something that you're in
and you're seeing the mechanics of day in and day out. I think some of the other people in the
administration are not helping. I think that their messaging has not been great. Like, for instance,
Scott Bassent can, when he had said the, when he was talking about how we have to like detox,
I get what he's saying, but that's not the way to say it.
And at this point, you guys need to realize if you're trying to get more people to go along with you,
you do need to be careful about your messaging.
It's not an issue of rejecting the premise.
It's an issue of making the premise palatable to people who don't understand because they're
busy and their day-to-day lives.
So he was saying, let me pull this up.
I think this was a Washington examiner piece.
and it was getting into some of this.
You can't say, I think to talk about it like it's a detox from stuff is not the best way.
He said that people will, quote, likely experience a detox period after Trump implements
these tariffs.
And this was a piece from the Washington Examiner, quote, the market and the economy have just
become hooked and we've become addicted to this government spending and there has to be a detox
period. Yes, that's true. But then he was also talking about detoxing from, uh, uh,
affordable, an abundance of like, you know, goods, affordable goods, I think. And I get that. A friend of
mine wrote this, quote, what are we detoxing from exactly? From an abundance of affordable goods,
this is David Harsani and the world's highest living standards from consistent economic
growth from leading the world and nearly every possible innovation and quantifiable economic
measurement from being an evolving manufacturing powerhouse I got to feel like that has a caveat there
from enjoying an unprecedented per capita GDP or the low unemployment rates and I like David
David's a friend he's been on this show frequently he's one of those he's not he doesn't
he doesn't hate Trump he is one of those people who's so logical he can barely function
He's super smart dude.
I think he's, he's very dry, very smart guy.
And I respect his opinion.
Although I don't necessarily agree with all of the premises in this statement.
Because I think that we haven't been a manufacturing powerhouse with certain things, yes.
With certain like big ticket things, yes.
But a lot of the other stuff, no.
Antibiotics, no.
Chips, no.
That's the stuff that you're really going to see get super expensive.
You know, computers.
And here I am like, oh, I wonder if it's time to upgrade my laptop.
hop, nope, not going to do that now.
Everybody, everybody holds,
kind of holds their, their wallets a little bit.
The unprecedented per capita GDP,
low unemployment rates, we haven't had low unemployment rates.
Now, my disagreement with what he's saying here,
and I think that we're both arguing,
I'm, you know, kind of taking issue with some of the points
that he's making, and I feel like
his he's he's he's begging the question of low unemployment rates by assuming that it's tied to tariffs
when in fact it's been tied to poor Democrat and in some cases Republican fiscal policy
there are a lot of other things that play into that I think and the unemployment rates you guys
remember when we broke down when they were the unemployment rates when they were trying to say
that, oh, no, unemployment rates are super low.
Look at all the jobs that were created.
We'll show us the jobs.
Yeah, just trust us.
There's some jobs created.
Well, then you would look at the jobs, and it was NGOs and federal workers, literally
like federal employees, government employees and NGOs.
That's what the bulk of the hiring was.
And then we found out that, oh, well, we just, how many jobs did we just, like, miss?
It was like a million.
Something crazy.
We reported it was over 800,000, so it was between 800,000 and a million jobs that they said we actually added and did not.
Right.
So that's where I take exception with the, like, what do you mean, low unemployment rates?
In order to argue that, you're having to assume that the information that the Biden administration gave you is true, and that's not accurate.
Manufacturing Powerhouse, we've been declining in manufacturing, not, again, for some things, for quite some time.
And that's because we've created a hostile business environment.
Under Obama and under Biden, we had super.
high corporate tax rates.
And people were saying, oh, well, that's big court.
No, that's actually making it to where they can function business wise and hire people and
et cetera, et cetera.
So I think my critique of Besant discussing detoxing, especially as it relates to affordable
products, this is where it's going to start getting really uncomfortable for people.
And I'm not saying this to be mean, but I'm just pointing out.
in the United States, and I'm going to give an example of a friend of mine who worked in,
had her own athletic leisure business, and I'm not going to get into any names or anything.
And she was giving me the example of men, bear with me, a price of a pair of leggings or leggings, as my family would say,
to buy them if they're made in Southeast Asia,
you know,
you could get a pair for what, $19?
To buy USA made, you're looking at like $80.
And that's a significant increase in price.
And then when you break down as to, well, what goes into it?
Well, it's labor and production.
And then if you're really trying to source U.S. stuff,
then that is also an added expense.
That's an issue.
So then if you,
you kind of got to look at it,
depending on how much things are going to be marked up
over tariffs over U.S. made,
people are going to just default to U.S. made
if there's not going to be that much of a price difference.
But my point in bringing that out is one of the reasons
that we've had this issue with manufacturing
is we've got to talk about labor costs
and we have to talk about demands and market and all of that stuff.
That's a very uncomfortable conversation
that Republicans have been running away from for 10 years now.
But the overabundance of affordable stuff, I do think people buy too much.
To expect, however, a people to change their consumption habits entirely through government
directive seems, that's where my libertarian flag goes up a little bit.
How is that different from like a syntax?
Now, I'm just looking at the bare bones necessity.
I understand Tara, I understand all that.
This is where I can understand some of these people's.
I get it.
I don't know if I necessarily disagree with it, but I'm trying to illustrate to you all of the different factions of agreement and disagreement with us.
This is what makes this a really complicated issue.
And especially when you have people, like really smart people that presuppose, what do you mean?
Like a detox from low unemployment?
Who said we had low unemployment?
What in the world?
So it's, I get it.
It's a, this is, there's going to be certain things that we're going to get hit on.
What about the avocados cane though?
What about the tequila cane?
Yeah, we've been through that.
We've been through that already.
No, we haven't.
How much is it going to be?
I'm joking.
How much is it going to be?
Oh my gosh.
But I do think like the chips, the phones, the laptops.
The antibiotics, I think we should be less dependent on every other country completely.
I just think that this is a level playing field now.
We've been upside down as it relates to trade with other countries.
They've been incredibly overpriced on the tariffs.
And all we're doing now is leveling the playing field.
And now we're engaging with these countries and they're going to have to make their decision.
Are they going to lower the tariffs or are they going to have to endure the same tariffs that they've been imposing on us?
Well, this is the pinch.
He is going to have to follow.
They're going to have to follow us up fast with tax cuts.
The success of the Trump administration, the future of.
the Republican Party and the success of midterms is all going to come down to how fast we can
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Probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five.
So apparently now we're told that Easter eggs are so expensive that everybody's dying potatoes for Easter this year.
That's so sad.
Or, I don't know, hear me out, plastic eggs.
I haven't done real eggs. I haven't died real eggs in forever.
But egg prices are down now.
Huh?
Egg prices are down now.
Even when egg prices were down, I didn't die. I never died eggs with my...
I did it one time so I could say they did it.
But I'm like, this is such a waste because I'm not eating all these hard-boiled eggs.
None of the kids are going to eat them.
Kids don't eat them.
If yours do, then they're aliens.
I'm sorry.
Devil eggs are the best.
Devil eggs?
You never read deviled eggs?
Oh, I like deviled eggs, yeah.
But only one of my kids would eat deviled eggs.
And the other one was like,
so it's just,
is a problem for me, right?
This is a big thing.
I don't know if I believe that people are dying potatoes.
That's so stupid.
And no, we're just not,
I'm not playing this game.
This sounds like a Ghostbuster skit.
Atmospheric River is going to trigger
Central U.S. flooding.
Remember, it was that atmosphere.
River under Manhattan. Vigo, remember? Mm-hmm. They set up to four months worth of rain may fall
unless than a week across part of the central U.S. from an atmospheric river. That's from acque weather.
We've been getting rain all day to day. It's ugly in Texas today. The weather's ugly.
A biblical disaster. Flooding hits at top Greek holiday islands. Roads have been turning into
raging rivers. Cars are swept away after an extreme rainstorm. Haven't these people been dealing
with earthquakes, nonstop.
I think if everything's going to kick off,
if it's going to kick off, it's going to kick off there,
these Greek islands,
two of their most popular tourist destinations,
including Mekanos.
They've been submerged in murky waters
after what is being described as a biblical disaster.
Rainfall went through the islands on Monday,
dark skies overhead, etc.
Just crazy amounts of rain.
So maybe if that's, maybe don't go there.
If that's on your list of,
vacation. You might not,
might not, because they,
who was it that had the volcanoes too?
I know they had, I know that they were having earthquakes,
and then now they're having the flooding.
Bear with me, I'm pulling this back up because it decided,
first off, so far as the worst browser that's ever existed on God's green earth.
Let's just establish this right now.
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Foreign nations will finally be asked to pay for the privilege of access to our market,
the biggest market in the world.
We're right now the biggest market in the world.
We had a great country four years ago in terms of the economics.
We were doubling up on China.
We were doing so well.
Nobody was going to catch us, but so much of it slipped away over the last four years under Biden.
I campaigned on this policy throughout last year.
And today that promise was made.
And it was also a promise, as you know, that was kept.
Promises made, promises kept.
So welcome back to the program that's POTUS, discuss.
the tariff saying that four nations will be asked finally to pay to access our market.
And we'll see how this works.
One of the things we discussed was Scott Besant and his quote on, what was it,
affordable abundance, right, in terms of cheap products and cheap construction.
assumption. I'm all for, I think Americans do buy too much and I think our consumer society is overwhelming.
And it's not just in the United States. It's, you know, everywhere. I was reading this story about the
one section that's going to spell the end of cheap fast fashion. And they're saying it will further
devastate malls. And I just want to stop, have to stop at that because I think malls have already been
pretty much destroyed by online shopping. Let me break this down for a moment.
moment. I hate shopping. I hate having to physically go into a store and there's a million things there
and I will totally get distracted. If I need one thing, I will, I turn into my grandmother and I have to
look at all the things and then I just waste time. I want to get out of there. I don't want to go and
I just want one thing and I want to leave. The things like, for instance, when you go towards a cash
register, especially at a crash stores and they got all the candy and snacks, I kid you not, it'll spend
30 minutes in that looking at the little key I've just because I'm like what is that what
anyway I just I don't like going industry I want to be able to you go online you can literally
just type it in and boom you purchase it you're done you don't have to wait in line you have to
drive there it's easy that has just destroyed the malls the mall also was its own ethos it was
it's a relic from a previous generation when I was growing up people were already starting in the
already starting to be at the malls less and less.
Whereas in the 80s,
I feel like that's where all of the teenagers
and young adults were.
I remember as a little kid in the late 80s
and my cousins would go to the mall
and I always wanted to be like my cousins
who were super cool and hung out at the mall.
But I was too young and they didn't want to babysit me there
so I didn't go.
But then in the 90s I would go with my friends.
And my kids never did.
They never went out and it's so weird to us.
They never went out and hung out with their friends at the mall.
They do other things.
Like the most, they would go to coffee shops, like at least the coffee shop.
And they would play cards or something and drink coffee.
Does it?
Nobody goes to the mall.
And my youngest son once said, well, why would I go there?
There's nothing I need to get.
Why am I going to go hang out around a bunch of stores?
And, you know, it's trying telling that generation, it's more than that.
So I think it's my whole point in relaying this to you is that I think saying that all of this,
is somehow, you know, it's going to hurt malls more. Malls have already been destroyed by online
shopping and generational changes, different preferences amongst the generations. Now, I will say one of the
pull this up, in his policy with the reciprocal tariffs, there's going to be a lot of costs
that are going to now affect things made in a ton of other countries as it pertains to
cheap and fast clothing. Remember the Forever 21 stuff, right? Forever 21, it's cheap fast fashion.
Trendy stuff that's cheap. That's like throwaway fashion. There was a piece in the New York Times
a few years ago that discussed what happens to all the clothes that you throw out or that are thrown
out if you donate them and how they end up in his like landfills in Africa. It's crazy. But the factories
that turn out the low-cost goods, those tariffs are going to go as high as 46%.
There are five Asian nations where clothing brands rely on these factories.
And the, so that means your Adidas Samba's.
Oh my gosh, the Lulu Lemon, those are going to go sky high.
And Lulu Lemon stuff, by the way, can I just say Lulu Lemon is overpriced, poorly made garbage.
I do not understand why people flock to Lulu Lemon.
The stitching, the quality of fabric is absolute feces.
It is some of the poorest made product I've ever seen in my life.
And I cannot stand.
It's everywhere.
It's so ubiquitous.
And it's just absolute garbage.
Don't feel bad.
If you think Lulu Lemon is too expensive, it's overpriced garbage.
Their stuff falls apart when you look at it.
It's sloppy seamwork.
The cuts are sloppy.
The fabric is garbage.
It's all, I hate Lulu Lemon with the burning passion of a thousand sons.
because it's a way to trick bored-ass housewives into buying overpriced leggings.
That's what it is.
I'm not saying it to be mean, but I'm saying it to be honest.
I see men in Lulu Lemon.
I see men in Lulu Lemon.
I had a cousin, a man who was wearing Lulu Lemon.
And then he was like, well, the crotch and my shorts fell apart.
Because it's Lulu Lemon, they don't know how to sew anything.
You spent $90 in a pair of shorts.
They're going to fall apart when you look at them.
It's garbage.
All right.
So H&M, Zara, Nike Jordans, all of that.
So, for instance, if you buy like a $40 sweater, that could go up by $20.
Cheap, fast fashion is what it is.
And this is a lot of the manufacturing coming out of Cambodia, Vietnam, Bangladesh, China, Indonesia, products where they're going to have these, I think, what, anywhere from 32 to 46 percent is how it leveled out.
So I'm actually not against that because there is too much.
But is that this is where you get into that weird area and you start to see the differences between Republicans and conservatives and libertarians and all this stuff because you're, if you look at it as a national security issue, then you can justify government involvement in trade and in prices.
But that's not how libertarians look at it.
they think it's something you're you're having the government treat essentially it's like
quasi syntaxing it in order to change consumption and behavior even down to corporate behavior.
So you see where all these little factions, that makes sense, right?
You see where all these little factions are and which one's correct.
I mean, we don't know.
Nobody knows anything.
And maybe it tells you that they know anything they're lying to you.
We're all just, everyone's an expert on X, which is Kane, where I go to get expertise on tariffs.
You know, that's where I go.
By the way, I'm not saying like housewives as a negative because I was one. So if I get mail from
anyone, don't, don't send me hate mail because I'll make you famous. I just have no tolerance.
My whole point in saying this is that everybody, good people are being conned into buying that
cheap, poorly made stuff. That's super expensive. And I, so that I'm actually, I'm not against.
But they're looking at, now here's $26 billion in duties for.
apparel alone. That's just a peril from those hubs. Vietnam, Cambodia, Bangladesh,
China, and Indonesia. Now then they write, companies are going to have to decide if they want to
pass that on to consumers or stop selling in the U.S. You also have retail markup too, so don't act
like it's entirely just the companies that are doing it. The one analyst said that the tariff seem
purpose built to hobble the apparel industry.
Clothing production in the U.S. is pretty minuscule.
There are some things that are made in the U.S. They're very expensive.
Stuff that's made in the U.S. is ridiculously, exorbitantly expensive.
It is.
Some of it is labor costs.
It's sort.
A lot of stuff goes into it.
Last year, they, in America, for textile cutting,
sewing machine operators, full-time sewing machine operators,
there were 26,230 in the U.S. full-time.
And then, and this is all from U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, another 1,460 textile
cutting machine operators, full-time American jobs.
You're looking at roughly over 340 million Americans.
That's a lot to make.
That's a lot to make.
And even before then, we had already been losing a lot of,
retail. I think we're going to be all right on that, though. My biggest worry isn't the apparel.
It's tech and chips, computers, cell phones, things like that. That's, I think, the biggest thing.
Antibiotics. Cain, how much do you think medicines are going to increase?
Well, like I said, I don't know. It depends on how long these countries decide to keep those
tariffs in place. Hopefully not a very long time at all. But we do need to move that manufacturing
here. So it's a pain that is necessary, unfortunately. So this, a couple of things here.
I want to pull up for you. I told you how there's that book coming out, right? From the former
White House chief of staff under Biden. Now it's okay to talk about all this stuff now. If you had
mentioned it prior, you were a conspiracy theorist. So the revelation, so all these books are coming out.
The biggest one is Ron Clayne's book. But there are several other books coming out. I can only imagine
what the feeding frenzy was like with publishers when Biden left the White House and you have all
these staffers. I can only imagine. So in one of the books, I'm pulling this up, he apparently
had fluorescent tape on the floor to guide him at all times. Huh. Yeah. Fluorescent.
tape, like if he couldn't have someone there to guide him because it looked too obvious, then they would put
fluorescent tape on the ground. He at some times, especially when he was preparing for his debate
with Trump, he kept referring to himself as the president of NATO rather than the United States.
And apparently that isn't, that's in like a couple of different books from a couple of different
staffers. And they, I mean, we kind of knew that, I mean, we knew that they were hiding all this
stuff. But the extent to which they went, I think might even surprise some of you. So they,
Ron Clayne has, his book is one. Then there's another one. You have, uh, Chris Whipple's one of those
who's just spent time at Camp David trying to get Biden into shape for his only,
debate with Trump.
Clayne said he, quote, became very enraptured with being the head of NATO.
And he wondered half seriously if Biden thought he was president of NATO instead of the U.S.
And he would make references to it.
And they were trying to get him focused like during the debate prep.
They said that Biden on foreign trips, they said that he needed a teleprompter, even to speak to a small group of people on the patio.
And they would have to hurry up and get things set up when he was on foreign trips.
state site, even if it was a small gathering, they had to get a prompter set up because he just,
even during a small group, like, think of like a small, more intimate dinner where they do some
of these sometimes wear per plate, it's super expensive. And he would even, they would have to set
up a teleprompter at like these little dinners, these little events, because he couldn't talk
to people. He couldn't stand, he would want, he wouldn't know what to say. He would just, you know,
kind of go off, float off. They had another reporter.
who said in another book that they were
had private concerns about Biden's health throughout his presidency.
He didn't just make multiple verbal gaffes.
He admitted to having trouble walking after he fractured his foot during the 2020
campaign, but he didn't wear his boot like he was supposed to.
And, I mean, they got into all of this stuff.
The, in the aftermath of the debate, Biden aid said that he had a cold,
and this is per one of these books, which resulted in a bad night.
Multiple AIDS complained that he was overcoached, tired, confused.
Someone said he was over practice, which I'm sorry, that's not true.
And that I think the cold thing was just a dodge.
I do probably think there were a million cooks in that kitchen and he was overwhelmed,
especially if he's already having cognitive issues, right?
They knew about this the whole time.
You all were horrible, awful people for even noticing it.
You were supposed to pretend that you did not see what you saw or heard what you heard.
And he was obsessed with foreign leaders.
He told Clint at one point, this guy says I'm doing a great job as president, so I must be a great president.
Your faces.
Yeah.
And the family had a lot of private concerns.
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It's his life mission to make bad decisions.
It's time for Florida man.
So I could just share with you this story about a Florida man clad only in his britches who destroyed a merchandise kiosk at Disney.
He was in his underwear and he busted up a sales kiosk at Disney World.
Sean Patrick McHugh, he's 24. He's a port orange.
He was arrested on multiple charges in the early morning hours.
He pled not guilty just recently.
He was arrested on New Year's Day, but his court, this is how long it takes for stuff to go through the system.
Only now.
It's just going, only now.
So he was accused of endangering.
He was intoxicated.
They said he endangered the safety of another person's property caused a public disturbance.
They only just now released the arrest report.
And so that's why all this stuff, along with the court action is now why it's making headlines.
But he was, Disney security notice he was trying to relieve himself into the bushes on the walkway between Epcop and Hollywood Studios.
And then he stripped down to his britches and broke the $1,000 sales kiosk.
And then he was told to leave and not come back and you refuse.
It was third degree felony mischief, two misdemeanors for drunken, drunken disorderly, and then trespass.
So, yeah, apparently that's not the first time.
There were two people to remember just like once prior, New Jersey.
Jersey sisters who were fighting and then they ended up tearing each other's clothes. It was ridiculous.
This is also silly. A man accused of a DUI falls asleep in a Taco Bell drive-thru before he woke up
and then hit a park car. Yeah. Brooksville, Florida, Hernando County. A man was arrested.
Deputy said that they believe he was under the influence of a controlled substance when he fell asleep in the
drive-thrues of a taco bell, crashed into a park car when he woke up. Someone, a concerned citizen called
911. He was taken into custody. Failed the sobriety test. Third hour coming up.
Welcome back to the program.
Dana Lash with you.
Top of this third hour.
It's been we're in terror of hell.
Make sure you guys go to social media where all the tariff experts are.
It's so great.
They are all there, right?
Just like with the whole Harambe thing, all the guerrilla experts were on social media.
And, you know, it's just the way it is, you guys, you know, that's just how.
Or when, remember when those kids were stuck in that cave in Thailand, and then you had all the, like, spulunking experts that came out of nowhere.
on social media. So welcome back. The chats at Rumble. We also have a substack chapter and verse,
good stuff up there. I had a piece out last night that I sent out kind of wrapping up this
insanity that was happening in the house with the proxy voting. And you should definitely go
read it. I think this was this was one that was for everybody. I wanted to point out that there was
no other Republican woman that had voted for that, the proxy voting thing.
No other woman. Maybe because they remember Kay Granger.
Yeah, we talked about Kay Granger yesterday. That's, mm-hmm.
So the one quick thing on it, it's, you can't have proxy voting. It's not constitutional.
Article 1, Section 5 details the requirements for a quorum and the whole process for that.
You need to show up. You miss the collaborative effort of showing up to the floor and hammering out ideas when you ignore that.
And that used to be a position that Republicans held by and large.
I mean, do you remember back when they were fighting against Democrats and Pelosi?
And this was just not that long ago over proxy voting.
Or this is back in 2020.
Or when we were trying to stop proxy voting for, you know, during COVID.
That was just for everybody else.
There's no, there's no conservative argument for proxy voting to accommodate birth.
And this was that whole fight with the new.
And it was more than just.
just new moms. In fact, the view they were talking about, well, why can't we just give people 12 weeks
for stuff? Just let people take off for whatever. And they can proxy, but we have the technology.
It was never about new parents. It was always ever about how can they stretch it and abuse it
in order to finagle things into existence that otherwise would fall to defeat if we were observing
the constitutional procedures. And there's, there's, it's weird because serving in Congress is not a job.
that you take to pay your bills.
You know?
It's pretty, you know, well-off people.
Usually it's people who are pretty well-off that can afford the race because they have to get,
most of them start with their own capital to begin with.
It's just not something that you take when you need a job to pay the bills working in Congress.
And this is all I'm going to say, the rest I'm going to say about this issue, but you,
smart women plan their families around professional interests.
And congressional mothers should, if they require child care or fathers, do what mothers in the private sector do.
And let's get a babysitter.
$12 million taxpayer-funded, state-of-the-art daycare facility for members of Congress.
And unlike mothers in the private sector, congressional mothers don't have an issue in paying for it.
So I keep seeing that false equivalency come up.
Nobody's stopping women from a career or from being a mother.
But the consequence of poor planning does not oblige voters to make up for the shortfall of the
lawmaker's timing.
That's, you got to make smart choices and you've got to prioritize those choices and realize that
oftentimes life does not give you perfect choices.
So when you choose to run for public office, voters become your priorities.
So if you can't demand, if you can't take care of your family without demanding that everybody
else pitch in and or assume some of the burden, maybe rethink whether or not serving an elected
office is for you, right, if that's one of those smart choices.
This is, so this is, can read it over at Substack.
I have all the latest, as well as the fullest of tariffs over there.
And also, POTUS is preparing an executive order to increase, pull this up, weapons exports,
sources say, from Reuters.
They thought, they expected the order would be similar to legislation posted by Mike
waltz when he was in the House of Representatives.
representatives. So selling things, you know, from defense contractors. So it's, you know, arms,
because you have to go, everything goes by US arms export control act, looking at, um, uh,
basically defensive sales, like defense contracts, things like that. So one of the other things that
podists, I'm looking at my list, there's a lot. There's a lot here. And I'm sure also this,
one more thing to pull up, uh, bear with me.
this right here. So the labor department, and this is with Doge, we had this story earlier about
Elon Musk announcing that he was, well, he didn't announce. He said he was going to be leaving in May.
He always said that he was only going to stay on for a couple of months and that in total,
Doge was going to be closing down in, what, 2026, like May, April, May 26. So they're looking at
a billion dollars in unused COVID-era funding, the Labor Secretary, to send that back to the taxpayer.
That's what they're, that's a press release that came out yesterday from the Department of Labor.
$1.4 billion of unspent COVID funding is going to be returned to the taxpayers to the people who paid it in.
Because I don't think the people, people who paid into, who didn't pay into the system should get a damn dime.
And then the Democrats are going to say, that's tax cuts for the wealthy.
not. It's not giving people other people's money that they didn't earn or pay into the system. You
realize that getting money back means you overpaid, right? We have such a weird system. Guess how much
money you owe, and if you get it wrong, you're going to go to jail. We're not going to tell you either.
We know, but we're not going to tell you. Actually, I don't think they know. So they're trying to get
the remaining tune at almost $3 billion. It was supposed to be used for temporary unemployment insurance
and states continued spending millions despite the fact that the people were no longer meeting the requirements.
That was an audit.
They came out in 23.
You know, you just know that there are going to be people getting checks that didn't pay taxes.
Because that's how it was with a lot of this stuff.
So that's something definitely to keep an eye on.
I have an update about a story that we had yesterday that has to do with the, you guys remember the dad who left his kids in McDonald's
he went, the way that everybody said it, he went for a job interview.
Guys remember, he went for a job interview.
Well, there's more.
So let me lay it out.
The police say the guy lied about being at a job interview next door.
The New York Post covered the story, and they had a follow up on this, along with not the B.
Georgia police find
inconsistencies
and job-seeking dad's
whereabouts. Remember, he left the kids at McDonald's
and then a 10-year-old
the youngest was one. There were three kids.
10-6 and 1.
He left them alone at the restaurant
and told police
that he went to a job interview, right?
And he was looking for work at the time. That's what happened.
The mom showed up. A concerned
customer saw what happened and called police.
And he said he had filled out
an application at the West Bank Inn next door.
and he was just waiting for a callback and he was, you know, doing,
they noticed as they were questioning the dad that there were holes in his alibi.
So they went to the inn where they spoke with an employee and they confirmed that he had
filled out a job application about 1.30, but he was not expecting a return call for an interview.
Or they weren't, but that, apparently that's, you know, they weren't going to call him.
And then there were, there was security footage showing him walking around the hotel at 1.30 p.m.
But not 4.30 p.m.
That's when he allegedly left his kids in McKeown.
McDonald. Customers saw the three kids inside the restaurant at 430 as he was talking to someone on the phone.
They heard him say that he needed to drop something off. He left the store. The kids were there by
themselves for about 90 minutes. And that's apparently when they call police. Now the daughter,
who's 10, said she and her family had walked to McDonald's from the apartment complex that they
live in less than a mile down the road. And apparently the girl said that, yeah, dad leaves us
alone frequently when he's watching us.
Like, he leaves them alone. That's according to the kids.
The kids told police that he leaves him alone all the time.
The 10-year-old girl said, told police
that our dad had a backpack, was supposed to give it to their
mom. They contacted the mom
or the daughter contacted the mom, told her to go to
McDonald's. Police were here, come meet us.
And apparently
the dad said that he was at the apartment's
looking for the mom, but he couldn't
deliver this bag that he was supposed to deliver
to her. And then while he was there, he just happened to
Lose his ID and all this stuff, Kane.
So the sheriff's office is standing by the arrest.
They're like he was not at a job interview when this happened.
And they said there's tons of camera footage, witness statements.
And they said, you know, they determined it was a misdemeanor charge of deprivation of a minor
and that the intervention was appropriate to ensure welfare, right?
Okay.
And you got former NFL player Antonio Brown.
He set up a go-fund me for him, all this stuff.
Oh, wait, there's more, though.
There's a lot more.
Oh, I know, because now we've got the Augusta press.
It came out and said, oh, there's even more details now about this.
It just gets more because people were defending them.
And I'm, you know, and I, and we talked about him on the show.
If he's going to a job interview and he left his kids at McDonald's so he could go to a job interview and someone called the police that's really, that's really crummy, right?
You know, maybe help somebody out.
That's the position that we all had.
but it sounds like first off the timelines is different every article i read the timeline's different
the amount of time that he left the kids there changes every single time they talk to him
whether or not he was hunting for a job or dropping something off that also changes i just think that
if you're just doing one thing why is your story changing if you went to go fill out a job publication
and you left and you were doing an interview and you left your kids at play place at McDonald's
then why is your story changing and the time changing dramatically as you're telling the
story. That doesn't make sense. And they're saying that there's a lot of inconsistencies about his
whereabouts. And they can't even place his whereabouts in a couple during certain times.
So what does it sound like to you? It sounds to me like he was doing more than a job interview at this
point. I mean, they did admit that he went next door and filled out. But if you're just going next door
to fill out an application, how long does that take? I mean, it doesn't take 90 minutes.
You can actually grab it and take it back to the McDonald's and fill it out there.
Yeah, I mean, he didn't sit down for an interview there and he wasn't going to get a callback.
So how long does that take you if you're just, you know, getting an application? It doesn't take 90 minutes.
And then that was just at one point when he left him. He left him again. So apparently he came back and left and came back and left.
So that's changed from what was initially.
being reported. You know, when cops get a call about unattended kids, they have to follow up. And you can't, I don't, I'm not angry at the police. My initial question yesterday was, who calls the police if you see a dad that needs help and he's just going, you know, that was my whole thinking. But if he's there and one of the witnesses says that he like went and came back like two different times, okay, then there's something else that's happening here. What is happening here?
And I don't like it when good people who need help don't get it because it's overshadowed by bad people who do stuff or who maybe people who do bad things or who are doing questionable things that call into question everybody.
That's not fair.
So what's the truth of it?
What do you think he was doing?
Was he selling drugs?
I don't know.
What was it?
They don't actually tell you what was what's the backpack.
I saw some other witness testimony talk about how this wasn't the first time that he's actually done this at that McDonald's.
So when he gets visitation
He drops his kids off at playplace
Yeah
And they just thinks
And the dad thinks that
Well with the chaos of play place
Nobody's gonna know that these kids are unattended
Well there are some customers who did
So
This is good
Because the left has been trying to turn this into a class warfare thing
But I don't really think it's a class warfare thing
This doesn't sound like a plugged in dad
Right
And also be careful about jumping on GoFundMe's like that
You never know
So we need we need
I still have questions
And now, all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick 5.
I just saw a headline where we're missing another smod.
And I couldn't be angrier because it's going to the moon instead.
It's called a city killer asteroid and it's going to miss Earth because nothing good ever happens to us.
And it's like going to go to the moon, but it's like, but the Earth is going to likely dodge a direct hit.
I hope that like, I am totally fine if an asteroid.
comes and hits us. I'm actually okay with it.
Even better if Jesus is writing it. Like, you didn't think it was coming back like this, did you?
Like on the asteroid, like it's, you know, he's with a lasso. I'm just saying.
But, yeah, it's a bummer. I know you're really depressed about that. I am. It's very sad.
So, let's see. This is a full mouth of a headline.
A machete-wielding cinnamon bun bandit caught mid-snack.
Okay, first off, he's a white dude with dreadlocks.
And that never, those don't, especially his don't, it doesn't look good on him.
You can tell he's got like really fine hair and it just looks horrible.
This is in Asheville, North Carolina where a guy was charged.
He committed robbery with a machete at a grocery store.
And he stole cane, a cinnamon bun and incense.
and then he displayed a machete
So he took it, the cinnamon bone
and the incense displayed a machete and ran off
They found him
Jeffrey Dwayne, of course, Bradburn
They took him into custody
And he got charged with lots of things
Robbery, dangerous weapons, shoplifting,
concealed, conceal on goods, possession of drugs
$50,000 bond
So he's going to be there for a while
Just like, what a thing, what a thing
And a influencer sued
A plastic surgeon claiming that her breast implants were too big
She sounds like a real rocket scientist.
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But on the tariffs in particular on the idea of trade, trade is proportional to wealth.
The last 70 years of international trade has been an exponential curve upwards.
And the last 70 years of prosperity has been upwards also.
are richer because of trade with Canada, and so is Canada.
Whenever you trade with somebody, when an individual buys somebody else's product,
it's mutually beneficial or you wouldn't buy it.
If the trade is voluntary, it's always beneficial.
There is no Canada versus the U.S.
The consumer wins when the price is the lowest price.
Yeah, that's true.
The consumer wins when the price is the lowest price.
Welcome back to the program.
That's Rand Paul.
the media storm of this.
Just know, I mean, I've just read so many things that have been dumb about all the
tariff speculation.
All I know is that if we are able to get rid of the income tax, I'm fine with it.
If we just have tariffs funding government the way it's supposed to instead of having
taxpayers overtax and overburdened.
Okay.
Yeah, that's all right.
Let's do that.
I'm down with it.
But let's, we don't know yet.
We don't have the realization.
We also have to get tax cuts.
And if we don't have that, this isn't going to work.
This is going to be, this will be a disaster of epic proportions if we don't have tax cuts.
Consumers have got to have relief.
And those in the House and those in the Senate better be paying attention to this.
Democrats aren't going to want to let tax cuts happen because they want you all to burn.
They don't care.
It's just because they, just because of who's in the White House.
I mean, it's sad.
You know, you think Democrats would be like, yeah, we help bring you those tax cuts.
Why don't you try us for a change?
but no, no, no, no, no. That's not how they look at any of this.
Not how they look.
Speaking of Democrats, audio sound by 21, Georgia House Democrats walked out of the chamber
on mass in protest of a Republican bill to block taxpayer funds from being used to mutilate the genitals of prison inmates in the state.
Listen.
Yeah, I better get in here.
They're leaving.
They want to be able to spend the taxpayer dollars in corrected cosmetic surgery for state inmates.
I mean, screw you veterans.
You guys have got nothing.
It's very important.
If you need to flay the male copulatory organ and turn it into a frankenginer with these taxpayer funds, then they want it done.
You're a veteran who needs medicine.
Nah, too bad for you.
It's easier to commit a crime and then claim that you need it after to get it instead of.
not. It's just so goofy. So performative. All these people walking out, refusing to do their jobs.
Man, you got some dumpy ones. Sorry. This is true, though. Yeah, they have, they, they would,
they actually, that's, I just can't believe that anybody would make that, especially right now,
especially right now. The case of, of, with the way that everybody's feeling the pinch, the
economy, everything else. They're so angry. They said it was, they don't want to outlaw spending on what they
call gender affirming care. Well, if you, if it's affirming something that implies that it's
already in existence, why do you need surgery? That doesn't make any sense. So they, they walked out.
That was their, they couldn't get out of it. They had no third option, so they walked out.
the bill is Senate Bill 185 it would ban state prisons from spending taxpayer dollars on literal sex
reassignment surgeries hormone replacement therapy or anything you know if you do a crime so serious
that you have to serve your time in a state penitentiary the consequence of doing that crime is
you don't get taxpayer funded cosmetic surgery you don't see female inmates in there getting breast implants
and you know Botox and all this other stuff why do you get gender reassignment
surgery. Why is that? Why are you accommodated?
That's, that doesn't, yeah, walking out, and Steve notes, walking out for an issue that affects
less than 1% of the population. It was a 100 to 2 vote. It passed anyway, but Democrats,
they just wanted to, they just wanted to pull stunts. We just, I'm telling you,
all this stuff makes me want to become ungovernable. Can I tell you about this mini-dotson?
Can I just have a pallet cleanser? I love Dotson's.
I've never owned one.
And I don't really want to get like a designer dog.
We ended up getting French Bulldogs a while ago.
It was weird how it happened.
Long story short of, we always had dogs.
My youngest son had been, had a very bad experience with a dog, a family member's dog.
And he was terrified of dogs.
And he threatened to pack up and move to nannas if we ever got a dog.
And so my father-in-law had suggested French bulldogs if we're trying to.
He's like, they're goofy.
They're great family dogs.
they're not going to, and he has experience with Staffordshire Terriers.
They did like AKC stuff in that.
So we had like the best, everything that you could have wrong with a French bulldog we had.
And I will never have that breed again.
And I know Dotsons have their own issue.
But my guys, guys, their faces.
They look so sweet and they're hysterical.
Anyway, so I was thinking of this.
When I read this story at the New York Post, it's hysterical.
So a miniature, what's the difference between a Dotson and a miniature Dotson?
They're all tiny.
It doesn't make sense.
Well, the miniature, well, you can put in your pocket.
So this miniature Dotson that is named Valerie has spent a year and a half lost on a remote island in southern Australia.
In Australia, where spiders are as big as your face and every, all the meanest animals live there.
This little miniature Dotson has spent a year and a half lost on a remote island and has been evading capture.
rescuers are closing in, but they keep taking pictures of her in the wild. They said, we've seen her,
we got cameras in place, she looks real healthy. We're just trying to get her, you know, she's,
they, but her owners, this is what gets me. Her owners are like, but she's not a survivalist.
The, her owner, Georgia Gardner, 24, such a Gen X, Jen Zier. She says, it's just unbelievable.
She's survived a year and a half out here in the wild. She's not a survivalist. She's a
princess. She rides in a car seat and wears only the color pink. She totally does not like being
away from me at all. I'm reading this. She doesn't like being away from me at all. It's just crazy
to think she's been out there this long, surviving off instincts and probably eating roadkill
and drinking water from dams. That's what she said. I am dead. I am dead. I'm seeing pictures
of this little dog and the owners are like, no, she can't survive. She loves us too much. She wears
clothes and she had her favorite colors pink this dog is out there like get me suckers i've got to get
away from these people this dog as can't know is living her best life out in the wild she don't
got to wear no pink she don't have to be she's not a princess she's like i'm a killer she's out there
in the wild a year and a half this miniature dotson probably could outlast her owners in the wild
just saying it is hysterical that she was camped
with her owners and that's when she went missing. And she's adorable. But they said she's, you know,
the owners were like, oh, she doesn't like being left alone. It kind of sounds like she does.
Yeah. It kind of sounds like, can I just, I love dogs, but I don't know. Oh, really, look how adorable she is.
Her owner said, we left her in the pen with her bed and her water and a snuffle mat.
She's got a snuffle mat and it's filled with treats.
And she has dog toys.
So we shoot a big day because she was at the beach and she was swimming.
And so we thought she'd be real tired.
She's a dog.
All right.
Dogs do dog stuff.
Dogs don't need snuffle mats.
I love dogs.
Yes, my dog has his own sofa.
But like literally it's a miniature one.
But this is ridiculous.
I got to say, I think that dog ran away on purpose.
Here's just hear me out.
I think that this dog ran away on purpose.
They said that when they were out camping, the dog went missing,
that good Samaritans were camping in the same area,
and they were concerned that she was going to get run over.
I'm like, are you not protecting your dog?
So they went to try to catch her, but they ended up chasing her into the bushlands.
That's what they said.
She's out there with snakes and dingoes and all this other stuff,
and this dog is surviving.
I can't.
The owners tried to put out roast chicken for the dog,
and they didn't happen.
dog knows all your tricks. That dog's like, sounds, smells like a gourmet meal. That's them trying to get me.
And it's staying out in the wild. That dog would prefer to eat rotten dead animals than have your roast
chicken. This dog, this story is everything. And the photos of this dog in the wild are cracking me out
because you can barely see it. It's a little bitty tiny. It's a little bitty tiny dog out there in the wild
just living her best life. I'm just dying at the story. And the owners are like, she's going to die.
just can't survive without us.
This is everything.
I do think some people take their dog ownership a little too seriously.
You know.
You say a little bit seriously, but I say mentally.
They're not kids.
I mean, they can, I understand if you like to have, and as a woman, I can say this,
women like to have things to nurture and be busy over and with, right?
You know, does that make sense?
Like, women need.
to have little they need to have something to be busy with they need a little thing to take care of they
need i get that and i think for some people this fills that need and there's nothing wrong with it but
it just cracks me up that these people had zero confidence in this dog they this dog that they
claim to know so well let's that's in the wild a camera took that photo i'm just look at it
this is so funny dog is so tiny and they they treated her like she was like completely incapable of
existing without them. And now this dog's out there running around in the wild. This is an epitaph of
society at large. This is what this is. There's nothing wrong with this dog. There's some wrong with the
people that own the dog. They brought out gear for the dog. Like he would have baby. Like they did
an interview with another interview with the woman who owns it. And she was saying, oh yeah, well,
she had her little playpen and, you know, she had her a couple different toys or snuffel mat. And then she
at this and then she had her two. Oh my gosh. It's a dog. It's not a baby. I love dogs, but come on.
This dog hates you. It sounds like the dog hates them. This dog hates that woman and ran away.
That dog ran straight away. Like, save me. Save me. That dog probably would rather be eaten by a dingo
than have these people come and put more tutus on it. And I just can't. I can't. It's just cracking me up.
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Exactly right. For the next couple of months, we're going to offer our customers the same deal that our employees get.
And as you say, that's worth thousands of dollars. You come into our store, you get employee pricing.
This is kind of the call a little bit of a timeout. We've heard some uncertainty from our customers,
and we want them to be assured that Ford, the most American auto company, is going to do right by them as our dealers.
We make the most cars here.
We employ the most.
We export the most.
And so we hear at Ford, we're in a good position to address customers' concern and give them a really great deal on a great vehicle.
So that's- So they're anticipating Ford announcing in this audio soundbite.
That's their chief policy officer that they're going to offer employee pricing to all U.S. shoppers.
Well, that will probably maybe would make people think of a.
maybe a Ford first before they're going to purchase another car.
Made in America.
Yeah, if it's all made in America.
We were having this conversation a little earlier about the,
some of the things to consider as it relates to the tariffs and everything else.
Because one of the questions, I mean, this is, I mean, it's a, it's a real thing.
You know, how are you going to compete when the,
global labor cost is so much lower than that of the U.S. and how do you avoid how does how do you
avoid having this affect the wages of like factory workers and people in manufacturing and
and all of that because to make everything in house that's a that's going to be a big labor
force shift we don't have a lot of people in manufacturing anyway you know I was just giving
you, for example, seamstresses, which is a skill, but you have maybe what, a little over 2000,
if you're bringing all clothing manufacturing back. And I realize I'm just talking about, like,
the discretionary stuff right now. But, you know, for instance, like chip manufacturing
and really important stuff that, you know, we rely on Taiwan for that. And I actually think that's a,
it's a, it's a good relationship, but also, if anything were to ever happen to Taiwan and we have
a weak administration that's not going to, you know, not going to stand up for it in terms of
not saying militarily, but, you know, further sanctions or whatever,
we don't have the ability to do that here yet,
to manufacture those things that we need that are,
that Taiwan's the world's hub for it here in the U.S.,
and it's going to take some time to get to that point
to be able to manufacture that rely on your own,
what you're able to create yourself.
That's an issue.
So there's, I have some questions,
and I ask, like, everybody that I've asked,
I have a friend who teaches economics, actually, at a very big university in St. Louis.
I don't want to say the name of it.
But he is different from another friend of mine who works in investment.
And she's completely different from what he had.
Nobody's coming at this from the same perspective.
And that's uncertainty that's confusing a lot of Americans.
And I think it's just because so much of it.
And Kane attested this because, you know, this like our friend Carol thinks very differently
than some of our Lynn Charles Payne.
And they're both super smart
and they've got tons of experience.
But that uncertainty, that's what I think
feeling a lot of nervousness for people.
No, without a doubt, and not only that, but also the market.
The market is experiencing uncertainty.
So you're seeing a little...
Not a lot, though. It's only like a maybe a half a point here.
Yeah, I think it's pretty relative.
But I think they're going to try and be cash heavy
as they see.
And they know the correction in the market has to happen.
So when prices do come down,
and they end up being cash-heavy, they're going to be able to buy in on a lower market.
This is going to be the ebb and flow of the market, but we need to be our own sustainable
country. We need to stop with the important things, how we lean on other countries for those
important things. Let's just make sure we get those back here.
We've got to have tax cuts. None of this is going to work without it, and that's what I'm really
nervous about. You can think of, you can come at those six different ways, but the bottom line is,
no matter where you fall on tariffs, if we do not affect permanency of tax cuts, this is going to be a
disaster. All eyes are on Congress now. Now you see why I get so worked up over the congressional
races. We're out. We'll have more of that this week. We're going to watch and bring you updates.
Today's stupidity came for our obvious. Juan, this is cut 19. This is Representative Jasmine Crockett.
Listen to this. Oh, boy. Say because you've been gracious. Is this. When I first became a
public defender. I had no criminal defense experience. And I walked in and I told my boss Charlie.
I said, listen, you should hire me. He said, why? I said because I'm black. Charlie looked in me like
I was crazy. T-E-I hire. There you go. You heard it from her first. Man, she said it. She said it.
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