The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Tuesday September 17 - Full Show

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

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Director, how do you briefed former President Trump on your findings so far and has his campaign asked for any changes in his security going forward after yesterday? So, uh, over here. Sorry. Sorry. So, uh, I've had a conversation with the former president. You know, we've explained and we've worked with the campaign. The president is aware that he has highest levels of protection that the Secret Service is providing him. No changes, no changes in specific reaction.

what we saw yesterday? We constantly evaluate based on threat. And yesterday what we show is that our agents and our protective methodologies, and there's a lot of tactical assets in place, things that have been put in place as a result of what happened 60 days ago, those elements are working and that demonstrates the redundancies that we have. And so we constantly evaluate. We will, of course, look at this and see what lessons learned from it.

But as of right now, we are constantly evaluating that threat. And if we need to ratchet up additionally, we will. Thank you. Well, there's the latest, that was Secret Service press conference about this, what we know, some of the latest and what we know, regarding this second assassination attempt. And what gets me, we'll talk about this coming up, and I made mention yesterday of the media, some of the media reaction and all of this, is that they're acting like, well, because it didn't kill him, he, it's not technically a, or because the guy didn't get a shot off.

It's not technically an assassination attempt. I don't know if you've seen some of that, but that's literally what is being argued by some of the people in the press. And I mean, I guess, you know, some of the partisan depravity knows no bounds. But that's just some of the latest of what we know. And if you are a subscriber over at my substack chapter and verse,

there's a great piece up. He was known, again, here we go. He was on the FBI's radar. He was a known entity. I mean, you kind of knew that he was a known entity, being that this guy was already in trouble with the law prior to all of this. I mean, he had been in trouble with the law because he had, well, I mean, had a criminal record, and it went beyond just, like,

some traffic violations. I think I read a piece where they were trying to say, oh, well, he had some traffic violations. before. It was more than that. And furthermore, I mean, the guy was, he was a, I mean, technically, I don't know how he wasn't a prohibited possessor. If you're found in violation of NFA law, you know, the National Firearms Act, if you're in violation of that and you're in possession of something, I don't know how you, I mean, the normal person wouldn't be able to just, you know, walk free. I just got a lot of questions about some of this stuff. You know, I feel like that's,

it's, you don't want people to be conspiracy minded. Well, then do a better job of not making it look like there are conspiracies out there. I mean, I just don't know what else to tell you. Welcome to the program. Dana Lash with you. We're at the top of this first hour here on this Tuesday. It's already Tuesday and it feels like a Friday. So, or not a Friday.

It feels like a double Monday. Cain's back in studio. It feels like a double Monday is what it feels like. And so this is just, you know, we've got further some of the, some more of the media reaction, et cetera. I just want to know what's going to change. What's, I mean, are we going to be back in the same position talking about this again? I mean, how many times can you survive instances like this? And I've got a bone to pick with a lot of the reporting as well as you would imagine, I would. So welcome. Again, Dana Lash with you. So this, I, let me pull up,

let me get some of my stories organized here. I had them all up here. A couple things. Couple things. Let's start here. First off, it is weird to me that you would not consider this an attempt on someone's life if the guy wasn't successful in getting a shot off, right? I mean, Kane, do you still describe it as being someone made an attempt? I mean, this is an attempted assassination regardless of whether the guy got a shot off or not. Oh, yeah. So I look at it.

No, absolutely. And you have to. And there's so much video and audio in just the last six months alone on the media and Democrats, literally inciting violence, if not calling directly for it. It's just so silly to have the media's take on this. So, of course, he was on the FBI's radar. The assassin. The FBI admitted that they got a tip in 2019. Lorraine's got a good piece up at Substack.

they had a tip in 2019 that this guy, this, this, you know, attempted assassin, that he was in a felon in felony possession of a firearm. And then the FBI apparently passed that local, that information to local law enforcement in Honolulu, where they're very anti-gun, by the way, the Honolulu folks. I don't know if you're aware of this, but the Honolulu folks are not. They're not very too-a-friendly with the laws out there. But I guess they just didn't investigate it and they closed it due to lack of additional information, I think, is what was said. Due to lack of additional information and they just, the investigation was closed. This guy in a, he was hit with two federal gun charges. And this is the big question that I have.

He only gets two charges. He gets two charges, two felony gun charges. all he gets. Is that weird to anybody else? I mean, he was there to kill, try to kill the former president of the United States. And he gets two felony gun charges, one of those being that he was, you know, a felon in possession of a firearm. I mean, there's, there's, there is, you know, you have the, I don't know what charge it would be, line in, wind. to try to kill a president. I just feel like that would be, I don't know. But the other issue, too, that no one is addressing that I haven't heard adequately addressed by anybody with Secret Service or really anybody in Congress. I don't know if they're going to, are they going to have more hearings

where they talk about this? I mean, I appreciate the hearings and I appreciate Republicans trying to keep it all out in public. But something needs to be done also a little bit more than. and just hearings need to happen. I mean, this guy, 12 hours posted up on the golf course in a bright pink shirt. And I was reading one specific. It said, so they did not advance the, because they said it was off schedule, they didn't sweep the golf course the entirety of the area before Trump went out there. They only swept, what was it, like 500 yards in front of him as he was playing.

So they swept the area as he was playing through. And it was only when one of the Secret Service members saw a rifle, like, I guess, coming through the landscape shrubbery that they saw him. And that's when they took the shot. I, what? And did you hear, too, there was, when they were talking about it, they said, well, because, you know, he's not president of the United States. So he's, you know, but they do, but they do provide, you know, this level of, you know, security. But because he's not the president, he doesn't get what, you don't get the, the president. premium package? You're no longer president, so you don't get the premium package anymore.

I mean, how many people have to shoot at you before you get the premium package of security with Secret Service? How many people got to take shots at you before people are like, ah, maybe we should level up, you know? They've also admitted to an international threat as well. Yeah. Maybe we should, I don't know, level up. It just seems like that's, that's something that, you know, you may want to, may want to look at. And watch. I mean, at what point, and again, that's like my million dollar question. At what point do you get the, at what point do you get the premium package?

Because what level is he at now? I feel like this is like when you're leveling up in Space Marine, right? And it's like, okay, you know, you pick your class, you know, are you playing bullwork, or you playing vanguard? What are you playing? And then are you going to be like the Ravenguard? You're going to be like, you know, what are you going to be? You know, and then you've got to level up and you got to.

Not familiar with it. This is where I start sounding like Vince Clortho from Ghostbusters. And I'm talking about, you know, and Minius Lord was upset that day. But I'm just saying, I mean, I'm looking at this like video game stuff. Like, how do you, at what point do you level up to the next and get the next thing? How many times you got to get shot at before you get the premium security service package? I don't know. They haven't answered that.

You saw the guy's bright pink shirt, didn't you came? That would have stuck out to you. I think. Yeah. The guy's bright pink. I mean, that's, you know, what you wear if you're going to go and you're going to go assassinate. And I guess you wear a bright pink shirt. So we've got more on this.

I also wanted to play this. This is the other big story that's been totally destroyed. Remember in Ohio, right? How there were reports of bomb threats coming in because J.D. Vance talked about Haitian illegal immigrants eating cats, right? I wanted to play this audio soundbite because Governor Mike DeWine says that all of those were hoaxes. Listen to this. Police 33 separate bomb threats, each one of which has been responded to and each one of whom has been found as a hoax. So 33 threats, 33 hoax.

and we'll make that very, very clear. None of these had any validity at all. We know... They were all fake. Who knew? All those bomb threats that they were saying got called in as a result of J.D. Vance talking about this. They were all fake.

Who would have thought it, Kane? Not I. But, no, that's... And that's Governor Mike DeWine saying all of... There were 33 of them. And apparently they all... came out of state. They all came out of country, I think. It was what they said.

It was all fake. Fake is the day is long. Fake is the day as long. Because I saw people all, I mean, I'm looking at my timeline. I saw people actually on, in my mentions demanding that Trump has got a, he's got to, condemn this stuff, these bomb, why does he have any obligation to condemn a hoax? That's, why does he have any, why does he, why does he, he? He doesn't have any obligation to condemn a hoax. Stop with that stuff.

Stop with it. So I, that was all fake. Who knew? Now coming out, this is some of the stuff we're going to discuss because we got the VP debate. Oh boy. And Hillary, she's the latest Democrat who speaks openly about wanting to jail Americans for misinformation. They really hate free speech, these people. And Israel came up with a very ingenious way to contact Hezbollah.

Wait until you hear about this. We're going to get into that as well. I also have some polling and surveys, women voters apparently, according to some of the latest surveys. Women, younger women voters are more liberal than they have been in decades, says a Gallup analysis. I would say brainwashed, but I digress. So we're going to get into all of that and more as we roll towards the bottom of this hour.

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And I feel like I hate myself, and I want to throw myself off the roof because they're baggy jeans and they're not black stove pipe straight legs. So there you go, right there. You don't care? I do. So that's why I just set it on air in headlines. Do I care about Puff Daddy?

I don't care. Throw him off a cliff and be done with it, right? Oh, give him his due process. We know he did it. He's on the... But he got arrested at Manhattan for being a dirty purve, a dirty human trafficking pervert.

I mean, I don't know, I'm immediately going to suspect you if you call your name, if you say your name's Puffy and then you call yourself P. Diddler and then you are beat P. He is. He's the Diddler. That's his, that's going to, you know what? That's going to be his newest Marvel character. It's the Diddler. He's going to go quick. But he was arrested in a sex trafficking probe. And I, I mean, isn't this kind of obvious like everybody? There were rumors about this for a long time, right? I mean, I'll sure even, you know, otherwise. doesn't have anything to do with the economy. If he's a criminal, throw him off a cliff.

Convictant, throw him off a cliff. You know, be done with it. Let's go on. Jane's Addiction, Perry Farrell, issued a statement, so they canceled their whole tour, if you like Jane's addiction. And Perry Farrell spoke out about it. He's being a big boy and taking responsibility.

He said that he apologizes to his bandmates, particularly Dave Navarro. And he said that, you know, he apologized for it happening, he apologized to his fans. And he said, You know, my breaking point is inexcusable, and I take accountability for how I chose to handle. So good for him.

He took it. I hope he gets whatever help he needs. It's just sad. It's sad to see. Never meet your heroes, although I never met him and he's never been a hero. Let's see. Hunt, is it Hyundai? Okay.

Because I have certain family members that say Hyundai, and I just, it confuses me. Hyundai pauses ads on X because they're giant female copulatory organs. If Elon Musk doesn't bend a knee to speech censorship, then they are like, oh, he's created a Nazi hellscape, that's what X is. You realize that they're bouncing accounts that are in violation of the terms of service as soon as they see them, right? It's not, they don't, they have

to be made aware of them, and then they do it. But because it's not done before the person offends, the left is using that as justification for claiming that they're like promoting and nurturing a petri dish of Nazi social interaction. So they had a Hyundai ad that appeared next to a rando

who posted stupid, he was probably a rando troll who posted Hitler content. And there was a Hyundai ad that appeared next to it. And now everyone's freaking out about it. And all of the people who hate Elon Musk and hate speech are putting pressure on Hyundai to drop any ad association with X. And I just think that all of you people

need to shut up. I'm so done with it. Like, stop it. Like, you know what? They've done more to curtail this than the Secret Service have done to curtail presidential assassins. So stop. Let's see. Several dead after trying to cross the English channel. Why? Why would you do it? Why would you cross it? Stormy weather. Choppy Water, why? Eight people.

They were trying to cross the channel from France to England. And they said that, and of course, they were people who were trying to claim asylum. You're not, you're an illegal immigrant. You're not, not everybody can claim asylum. And the Norfolk Southern CEO was fired over an office relationship. Speaking of Diddlers, he's married. He had an inappropriate relationship with an employee. So he was big pimping in his big old CEO office, and he ended up being fired.

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Maybe we could start with that instead of going after an instrument that someone used. I mean, they got there with cars too. We're going to go ban the cars, which actually are involved in more, you know, vehicular, thus and all that other. stuff. I'm just, you know, curious. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash here at the bottom of this first hour. They're really trying that. They're mad because he isn't called for gun control. I think actually, if Trump did call for gun control, Democrats would suddenly be against it because it's Trump, you know? Like if Trump was out there and if he went out there and said, let's ban all the assault weapons and borrow their made up phrase, I really think the Democrats would hate it because

they just hate Trump and they would be suddenly they would like the Second Amendment. I honestly think they would. I'm not even kidding you. I don't think they would be like, finally, he said something smart. I think just out of petty spite, they would forget their machinations and they would just embrace it. They would, yeah, they would like, oh, we just, we hate it now because Trump proposed it.

We hate all the things. Like, if he came out with a cure for all diseases, they would hate it because he proposed it, you know? It's goofy. But she's asking, is he rethinking his views on the weapons that have been, what are you talking about? What do you mean? Why would he rethink his views

on the weapons that are used? Maybe I'll should be rethinking your views on how you're providing secret service and the the security orchestration around previous presidents and potential next presidents. Or I don't know, here's the thought. Maybe you guys shouldn't try to use language to press the buttons of nut jobs who are looking for excuses to justify their murderous fetishes. I mean, that could also be a suggestion. But I realize that that completely falls on the smooth brains of the people who are pushing these talking points on all of the other alphabet agencies. I mean, this is just, that's, it's so dumb. And I keep hearing this over and over again. Who is, I don't even know

who this one dude is, and I don't care. Audio sound bite eight, just the talking point. This other guy, this dude that I see on MSNBC and I'm purposely preventing myself from learning anything about him because I don't care. But this is just a repeat of what Nicole Wallace said. This is 18. Listen. Yeah. I do not feel comfortable having yet another conversation about the horrible gun violence in this country without talking about the guns. Because I agree with him. I want this political violence to stop. And to me, I would propose a solution to this.

I call it the protect Trump at all costs assault weapons bad. No. How about you just not be a jack wagon and claim that a dude whose policies you don't like is, the next Hitler or isn't an existential threat to democracy and maybe that won't, I don't know, like inspire people to go out and try to murk him because of all the rhetoric they hear people like this dude's about. That's just the thought, you know. I will never understand the people who think that the rights of the innocence should be determined by the actions of criminals. We'll never understand that. And that's what he's proposing here. That is exactly what he's

proposing. But it's still the blame Trump thing. Audio something. Audio something. Wolf Blitzer over at CNN. I mean, there were tons of these headlines last night. This is one example. Listen. That's interesting, as Elisha just said, the Trump campaign is seizing on this apparent assassination attempt as a way to rile up his base.

But how do you see it? He's trying to rile up his base. Do you know the Hill had a piece yesterday that said Republicans seethe? Yeah. The headline, this was over at the hill, GOP sees after second apparent assassination attempt on Trump. So Democrats are cool with them?

Yeah, they're totally fine. They're just pointing out that Republicans are upset. Like, why are you guys upset? It should be totally a normal to kill people that you just don't like. I mean, you know what? I don't warn you people. Don't ever, ever make that a reality. Especially with people who buy ink and ammo by the barrel.

Don't ever do that. Just saying, that would be so dumb for you to do. they are that it's uh they this is the this is the paragraph this the hill gop lawmakers return to the capital angry and upset oh oh oh it's a republican thing it's a gop thing who knew who knew they're uh they seeth that's they don't care they don't care they don't care about any of those they didn't care that they had their base out in the street rioting you know up in leading up to 2020. They didn't care.

They didn't care that a church was set on fire near the White House. They didn't care. They didn't care that entire, actually historically black neighborhoods more often than not, were looted and many of them burned to the ground. They didn't care about any of that. It's okay, see, because they're the left. And they can do whatever they want. If the right gets fidgety, if you see a riot, and I got to say J6, I still think that there were plans there, but I think that there were people on the right who just went along with it.

But it was a small fraction of the people who were blocks away at the rally. Or just the riot that happened there. I've never known anything of a riot like that really happening with the right. And again, the only fatality was someone who was shot by Capitol Police, which, you know, that, I question that. But that's an officer involved shooting that the left loves. They love it if police, if cops are shooting Republicans, I guess. Dana, that's so incendiary. Is it? Or is it just accurate? And the truth hurts. I kind of think the latter. So this whole thing, the left in speech, Hillary, we've got this audio. Hillary wants people to be jailed over misinformation.

She says there needs to be a deterrence in this latest audio. This is audio sound by five. thousand. Thank you, sir. Just as Mueller indicted a lot of Russians who were engaged in direct election interference and boosting Trump back in 2016. But I also think

there are Americans who are engaged in this kind of propaganda. And whether they should be civilly or even in some cases criminally charged is something that would be a better deterrence because

Well, first off, foreign entities and foreign-run companies can't hide behind free speech to seed the populace with propaganda. I mean, that's not really so much a First Amendment issue because you're talking about foreign entities that are trying to exercise the rights of the citizenry in order to propagandize to them. So that's a completely different thing. Number one. Number two, what the left defines as misinformation is usually fact checks upon their own propaganda. And so they want to control all of this. This is, they've started this misinformation thing to try to control speech on the digital sphere. And this, all of this latest effort, this effort to exert control over the guy who founded telegram and going after Mark Zuckerberg and going after Elon Musk, all of this stuff is, these are all efforts to try to control speech much in the manner that they were able to control and assume control over broadcast.

I mean, that's just the truth of it. But what is misinformation? I mean, to her, the laptop was misinformation, even though it was very real, right? I mean, what is misinformation? Her husband having some romantical times in the Oval Office was misinformation until it wasn't. It's misinformation until you drown them with receipts. But for her to say this, she wants criminal charges, people who are spreading propaganda. Well, that's just simply anti-speech because she's not talking about foreign entities,

although she's trying to conflate the two. What she's specifically discussing is going after American citizens with us. That is a huge difference. You're talking about going after the American citizenry with us. And this is, I mean, it's tough because we have protections. You know, you have protections for that as citizens. But they don't really recognize any of that, you know. That's not something that they recognize, which is unfortunate.

But that's the, I mean, that's the latest. They want to control speech. they want to jail people who essentially disagree with you. I mean, this is, I mean, to jail them? Is there anybody on the left that is not obsessed with diminishing the rights of Americans? I'm just curious. Anybody? I mean, by the way, this is, let me pull this up.

This was a very interesting piece that I was reading. It was a piece from Jonathan Turley. And he was getting into the EU. and the free speech laws and suppression with regards to the EU, how the European Union was, this was back a couple of years ago, they were warning Musk to not restore free speech protections. Clinton and other Democrat leaders were demanding it. People like Elizabeth Warren, et cetera.

I mean, she has helped, Hillary Clinton herself, has helped, along with other Democrats, the EU, prosecute these people over free speech. They wanted speech suppressed. They, I mean, they even looked, they said that in this piece from Charlie, they talked about Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton, they were looking to Europe to fill the vacuum, call upon their European counterparts to pass a massive censorship law to, quote, bolster global democracy before it's too late. And it was back by the, at the time, she was the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Justinda Arden. But they said that it's free speech.

The EU censors, the sure Democrat leaders, they're not going to allow. free speech to break out on Twitter. Regardless, the wishes of its owner. This has been happening for a long time, this fight over free speech with the EU, because the digital sphere, it's not really so much the town square anymore. It's the world square. And this has been a huge problem for the left because they can't control, they want to put out their misinformation case and point, you know, all of the stuff that you see with the lockdown, with the pandemic and all of this. But they've been doing this Digital Services Act, and they also want to push it something similar here in the United States. They want censorship laws. They don't think that people's speech on these digital

platforms should be protected. They're arguing that any speech that challenges the narrative is speech that is dangerous and speech that cannot be protected. That's what they're fighting for. Is there a Democrat that isn't out there trying to shut people up? Compromise rights? I mean, good grief. It is fascism. It's absolutely fascism. It's here. It is here. So, Coming up, Israel blows up some phones and pagers from Hezbollah, and Hezbollah threatens a response, but we don't think they've got the beans to do it, literally. The folks over at ReadyWise, they are always ready for you no matter what. And with the folks at ReadyWise, you have premium survival meals on the ready whenever you need them,

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days of the united states the former president has another opportunity after surviving yet another assassination attempt to show the country a better way forward to lower the rhetoric to lower the tone to use less aggressive language in his speech so that we as a country can move forward in a more peaceful and non-violent way. See, Jane was raped and Jane could go a long way in helping to prevent this from happening again by making sure her skirts touch the ground and not showing any ankles or wrists and, you know, making sure that her figure isn't visible to attract, you know, that negative attention. You know, she ought to just like cover up.

It's the same logic. Exact same. Exact same. Exactly same. Brat dumbass energy. It's the same. It is. You know it is.

Brett. Brat. It's Brett summer. Golly. Welcome back. I have never felt more Gen X. Every now and then I get a Gen X overwhelming feeling. And today tis it.

It's a warm, feeling. It's a warm, stale. stagnant, fuzzy feeling. So familiar. So welcome back. La La La La La La La La La La. Dana Lash with you. We're rounding up this third, their first hour. Well, that's how it is that. Who was that? What Stoge was that? Some guy. Oh, is it? Who is it?

Oh, I don't even know. We don't care. Can we name him? Can we name him ourselves? Yes, of course. Duke Stoge him. Sounds right. sounds about right. Anyway, he's, uh, I mean, the idea that it's, I mean, you're the dude getting shot at and it's your fault. I mean, he was playing golf or crying out loud. Hey, if you just let us control your speech, you know, you'd be a lot safer. I mean, I mean, you know, he couldn't, he exists and people are shooting at him. I mean, maybe he couldn't exist. You know, they would go a long way in helping.

Speak like we want you to speak. Hey, that's how you be safe. Exactly. Yeah. These shootings will continue until the morale improved. That's what we're hearing right now. It's what we're hearing right now. It makes me feel, this is, see, look, there are a lot of people out there like me, but they're just busy. Like, this is my job.

This is what I do. And I'm very grateful and very blessed. And then I get to do what I love. But there are people out there, lots of them. A lot of them are watching now and listening now who think like me. And they're just done with it to the point of exhaustion. And I'm telling you. you, these are the people that you do not want to make enemies out of. Because when these people

cross that Rubicon mentally and emotionally, falling down is but a fairy tale. The movie with Michael Douglas, but a fairy tale. That's not even an appetizer. That's not even the drink at the door as you come in and say hello to everyone at the party, right? That's not even the pregame before you leave. It's not even the start. All I'm saying is that those people who are just fed up with it and just want to live their lives and do what they have to do and spend time with their family while they are here on this God-forsaken rock, the last thing that you want to do is make those people enemies. The last thing that you want to do is to make those people exert more energy having to talk back to this nonsense, then they want to exert in any given day. Because you'll get your

A double snakes just eviscerated. And this, I mean, we're all there. We're all there. You know, don't make us go back because the thing is, is Gen Z, we're petty and we revel in it. And there's a certain enjoyment. It was our only company for a while. Like these people think that they're smart asses. We were born in it. the Gen X. Gen X, we were born in it. It's like Bain, right? You merely adopted the dog.

I was born in it. Wait, I got to do it properly. You merely adopted the doc. I was born in it. That's how we are. That's Gen X. I mean, we've played in the pits. They were our toys.

Just saying. I just, this, all of this, this, stop with your speech suppression and blaming people for, you know, lefty nut jobs attacking. And that's the thing. It's now they're trying to put space in between these people's political inclinations and, and, uh, what they did. We're going to talk about that coming up. We're also going to get into some of the stuff with elections. We got some black girl summer with women in voting. Boy, oh boy, stick with us. In an era where daily election

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In addition to holding the suspect accountable, the public deserves to know the truth about how this assassination came to be. Yeah, I think that's good. I mean, he's there launching a criminal probe of this attempt. This is some of the latest stuff that's out. and out to actually he's out this morning. And he says the public deserves to know. And he's right.

The public does deserve to know. How much? I mean, there's still so much we don't even know just about Butler County. I mean, there's a lot. And so thankfully, he's, this is something that DeSantis is leaving. He's not going to allow them to sweep this under the rug or take attention off of it. And there's, and there are things that he can do with some of the department. departments that are state run. Welcome back to the program. Daniel Lash with you. We're at the top

of this second hour. Find us on Channel 347 direct TV. We're also at Rumble, where the chat happens daily. We're also over on X. He's got this dude, the state level probe is going to run on, it's going to be simultaneous with the federal investigation. And they could bring more charges against him. You know, I was, I was actually, Lorraine and I were in Slack last night discussing this and because I, I mean, I'm just amazed at this. guy gets two, you know, for right now what it is is two charges. He has two felony gun charges. And it's wild that he has just, you know, these two charges. That's, you know, he had, and one of them, some of his history, you know, 2002 incident weapons of mass destruction was a binary explosive

with a 10 inch diameter and a blasting cap. So that was an explosive that he had. Some were saying that it was full auto. That was an explosive that he had. or some reports had had classified it as such. I also, too, want to know how this guy had the money to travel and how did he, he lived, you know, in Hawaii, he traveled to Ukraine. How did this guy get the money to do all of this? Wasn't he like this broke roofer, this attempted assassinate from Florida? Wasn't he a broke roofer? He apparently, there was a go fund me.

page posted by his fiance he traveled there they raised he wanted 2,500 for GoFundMe they raised 1800 and they said that that this guy had arranged

for a delivery of 120 drones to the front lines he literally I think just made up stories about himself this is like royal tenen bombs to the nth degree isn't it like maliciously so they said that Ukraine's land forces command their foreign legion told CNN that

apparently this guy contacted them several times, but was never part of the... How did he even contact them? How do you sit here and contact the Ukraine Land Forces Command Foreign Legion? How do you just sit around? You're a roofer and you contact them. Guys, this is weird, yo. Spooky. Certainly no way a government agency would have been involved.

Yeah, it's spooky, isn't it? Clearly not the case, right? I mean, it is spooky season, Kane. This is a very spooky story. He was trying to get fighters from Afghanistan to Ukraine. He was frustrated by lack of progress. And apparently he said that in his meetings with Ukrainian officials, he got yelled up by most everyone. Did he actually ever meet people?

This one dude said, who's with, I guess, Ukraine military said, we can confirm that he reached out multiple times online. He was offering us all these recruits, but it was obvious that it was not realistic and we didn't even answer. There was nothing to answer to. He was never part of the Legion and didn't cooperate with. us in any way. But then how did he get, how does he get all these New York Times stories? He got interviewed by the New York Times and Newsweek. How does this happen? That just tells you the left does not put any effort into these damn stories. They just run with them. They just pick any Tom Dick or Harry off the street and run with it. This is wild. They said Evelyn Ashbrenner,

an American citizen who served in Ukraine's International Legion for two years, told CNN that they warned this dude multiple times. You have to go through official routes to recruit people to fight in Ukraine, but he wouldn't listen. And then he got mad because he saw it as Ukraine's unwillingness to accept his help. She said he has this delusion of grandeur thing. And all it did was cause headaches for everybody. They already have a recruiting website. There's no need for you to do this. They said he was off. A person who should not be in a war zone. I don't know. But how did this guy get, again, how did he get in front Newsweek interviewed him. He was on television with CNN.

We played some of these soundbites yesterday. He was on with them, doing interviews with them. How? How? I am positively mystified, Kane. How does this happen? He lived in a tiny town on the north shore of Oahu. He worked in roofing.

He had a dilapidated house that was apparently falling apart. There was a guy who gave his company a bad review on Facebook. He said that he's, I mean, he sounded like a nut job. He tried to run for mayor. He had a makeshift vote for him website. And, but his, yeah, his house was like falling down. He had delusion of grandeur.

He wanted to depict himself as this globe-trotting freedom fighter. And I don't know. I mean, what gets me, CNN, I he wrote CNN had interviewed him we had this we had all of this he was interviewed by CNN he was on

what is it New York Times Newsweek MSNBC I think and now they're having to write about this guy who was detained but they treated him like he was a real like what he was doing was a real thing I am amazed at this

no one's are we not are we going to gloss over that because i can't move past it we had some of this from yesterday some of these sound bites from yesterday how i don't know how in the world does this happen and he when he was remember when he was interviewed he let me pull this out when he was interviewed he was interviewed as a guy who was like in the know with all of this stuff. They had this New York Times reporter Thomas Gibbs Gibbons Neff. He interviewed him. He, they were in Ukraine and he interviewed him. And apparently that, I mean, I don't know.

I guess did he not confirm as to whether or not this guy was legit before putting him on television? They helped build up this guy's delusion, is my point. They help build up his delusion. And he was critical of Trump on social media, so that probably didn't hurt. I don't know. No one's asking these reporters, like, wait a minute, why were you interviewing this guy? Yeah, cut 15 is them admitting it and cut 21 is Joy Reid completely lying about it, but you do what you're... Yeah, audio somebody 15 play this.

So this is CBS. This is a totally different network. Yeah, a completely different network. where they talked to him. Listen to this. Ryan Ruth was the suspect in an alleged assassination attempt on former President Trump. I immediately recognized the name because I had been in touch with Ryan Ruth for over a year in the early stages of the war in Ukraine. Like thousands of other international volunteers, he apparently went to Ukraine to help. I don't believe that he was fighting himself, but he had put up signs in Kiev, Ukraine's capital,

offering to help other foreigners find places in Ukrainian battalions. So New York Times, same headline. New York Times reporter revisits earlier interview with this guy. How? Now, this guy said he was working on an article about foreign fighters and volunteers in Ukraine. And he had interviewed this guy, 58 years old. And I guess one of these media stories, I guess, kicked off perhaps the other media interest. That's usually what happens if, like,

as a producer sees that, you know, you're doing, you know, an interview with, uh, someone and then they, you know, they turn around and they, they book you for their. So it's kind of how, and I'm wondering if that's, if it went, if that's how it was. But why is no one, no one's talking about this? There's just no, uh, I'm, I'm just, how does this happen? This, this is what we also need more, more answers on. A few other things to get into. I'm just perplexed by this one, though. a few other things to hit on. The VP debate. So apparently, because I guess it's going to be CBS,

their leadership over at CBS, they have tons of Democrat donors and they're hosting the VP debate. Okay. And I mean, Democrat donors, meaning those are the people that are in their executive level. I mean, like the leadership of CBS. So they are hosting the only vice presidential debate.

It probably will end up being the last debate. of the cycle. It's going to take place on October 1st hosted by CBS, obviously between J.D. Vance and Tim Walls. And they said that a number of their leadership

have donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to Biden and Harris. And then Pelosi's Victory Fund as well. And some of them are also board members on Paramount, et cetera. There's been a lot of money raised for them. And some people are wondering whether or not that

that compromises CBS's ability to hold a fair and impartial debate. I don't mind if people donate. I think money's speech. I don't care if somebody donates their own private money in their own private time to a politician. I mean, are we to suspect that preventing them from doing so is going to make them into a conservative or make them be more unbiased? No, not at all. I just, I wish that they were, they approached their job.

with a certain level of unbiased, but I don't care what people do with their own money. I'm not going to be one of those people that demand that, you know, if you're on this board, then you have to forfeit your speech and you can't donate your money how you see fit. But I do, I don't know why it's a CBS thing. I don't know why we keep agreeing to these. It's always on the left, these like far left entities that do it. So that's going to be on October 1st, that debate. I would imagine that that's going,

Tim Wals, I don't think is disciplined, but he's older and he's more seasoned and he's a lot more nefarious than people give him credit for. And J.D. Vance can have his buttons push too. He's younger. He's hungrier and that can open you up for mistakes. So this is going to be kind of an interesting. I think J.D. Vance is smarter.

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into the tragedy. You know, you can't send a little capsule down there that's controlled with like, what is it, a PlayStation Gen 1, I think that's going to work. First image of the Titan submersible. They said that they published that image. It's spooky looking. That's definitely, I wouldn't have gone down there, but you know what?

That's just, you know, that's me. But they said that it's the first part of this hearing. It's the piece that's in the photo is the broken tail cone. And that's on the hazy blue floor of the Atlantic. So, let's just. This is depressing. Family of a veteran claims that his body was cut up by what? And sold in North Texas by U.N.T.

Oh my gosh. This is crazy. So this is local media. They had an investigation into the Dallas Medical Examiner's office that's apparently been sending bodies to U&T's Health Science Center to rent to companies for medical research. This is a crazy story. Unfortunately, that's all they give you in this because it's a video. So it's not much of a headline.

This is Brazilian mayoral candidate hit his opponent with a chair during a live debate. The candidate, Jose de Tanya, a TV presenter, was expelled from the debate. He hit Pablo Marcel with a chair. He just got mad. It was like a Jerry Springer episode. It was a televised debate. And it descended into total chaos. And one of them threatened to hit the other prior to the debate.

And then it just got crazy. And the guy picked up a debate and crashed it down on Marcel's shoulder. and just, wow. I don't know if that's going to go over well, you know, with voters. Yeah, it may not. Yeah, it may not. Instagram is automatically going to put teens into private accounts with increased restrictions for the teenagers whose parents are too stupid and lazy to monitor their own

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Be a parent or keep your knees kissing. And, I mean, that's like sound advice is from my grandma. I just don't know why people let their kids just on so. It's like, I just let my kids smoke cigarettes. Yeah, just let them, you know. this is all right. This is crazy. This story from the Daily Mail.

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Sorry. Sorry. So I've had a conversation with the former president. You know, we've explained and we've worked with the campaign. The president is aware that he has highest levels of protection that the Secret Service is providing him. No changes, no changes in specific reaction to what we saw yesterday? We constantly evaluate based on threat. And yesterday what we show is that our agents and our

protective methodologies, and there's a lot of tactical assets in place, things that have been put in place as a result of what happened 60 days ago, those elements are working, and that demonstrates the redundancies that we have. And so we constantly evaluate. We will, of course, look at this and see what lessons learned from it, but as of right now, we are constantly evaluating that threat. And if we need to ratchet up additionally, we will. Constantly evaluating the threat. I mean, I don't know that I'm happy with his response there, came. That's Secret Service acting director.

Yes, he's got the highest levels of protection that they're providing him. I just want to be paid for just sitting around and evaluating my work. I'd like to just evaluate stuff. Sounds very generous of you. Like, this is the era of like evaluating stuff. And me and my friends were just like evaluating things. That's the energy I was getting from him. That's exactly what it was.

It felt like it. Yeah. I mean, it said. The issue, though, is this like, I mean, what all do you need to evaluate? Don't let him get shot. Don't let people. I mean, do you realize how I don't want to make light of this or make this sound awkwardly disrespectful? But it is almost comical that this dude was only spotted when they saw his rifle.

the barrel poking through the shrubs. Now he is in a bright pink shirt. It's not like he was a mountain goat in a gilly suit in the side of a tree. He was in a bright pink shirt. Posted up there for 12 hours. Nobody thought, hey, maybe. Maybe we should.

I don't care if it was a last minute, you know, if he was playing golf at the last minute or not. you how is this how is this even possible i mean i got a lot of questions about this stuff you know i got some questions it sounds like it was easier to get near him than it is like anything else i don't know it's just it's it's odd but that was the acting secret service the the acting director of the secret service there who was remarking on that i don't know maybe we'll see if this you know what are they actually going to change don't know. I wanted to get into this story with Israel here, with Hezbollah. You guys remember

pagers? That was like a big thing in high school. Pagers. If you had a pager according to Nana, you were a drug dealer or a doctor, one of the two. Like, yeah, there's no in between. You were either doctor or a drug dealer according to Nana. If you had a pager. But can I just point out, like, I get it if you're like a doctor and like you get like a 911 code on your I get that but if you're a regular person with a page or like you had to go and find a phone and call somebody that was so dumb you know it you know how dumb that was how would how do we live before call waiting or call waiting call or call or ID how did we live before that I mean now I can ignore people's call so much more easily with call or ID than you know I could ever before that's makes you not one of you makes

you it makes it easier to not use your phone anyway the reason I bring this up with Hezbollah they nine dead, 2,800 injured. The Israeli defense minister warned, look, he was telling the United States, look, the clock is running out on having a diplomatic solution. The diplomatic solution coming from Democrats that are running the government is, well, let's just sit around and do nothing. Maybe it'll evolve, maybe it'll resolve itself. Just don't do anything. So today, the Israelis alerted a bunch of people in Hezbollah in Beirut. Their pagers were rigged with explosives.

And they all went off this morning. It was pager detonations. And they said that a lot of people were wounded, 200 critically eight killed in the explosions. Thousands of Hezbollah members were seriously wounded. Thousands of Hezbollah members. It was in, they said one Reuters journalist themselves specifically saw 10 Hezbollah members bleeding to death from wounds. And they said that the Pagers were known, were,

owned by a number of workers in various Hasbilla units and institutions, and they exploded. And the detonations of these pagers used by the group killed some of their fighters. I just want to know how this was carried out because it's quite genius. The Wall Street Journal reported that apparently hundreds of these Hasbillian members had these devices, and what they speculated was that it was malware that caused them to heat up and explode. That is so genius. And also terrifying, but that is so genius. I mean, wow.

They say, I mean, you know, you got to protect your people. How you got to protect it. And Hesbill is like, it's a big security breach. No joke, huh? They said that the biggest security breach they've been subjected to. I mean, there's video of it detonating. There's some, there's some crazy story cane. I mean, the photos are crazy.

They, ambulance is rushing about every one. where Lebanon's health ministry urged health workers to head to hospitals. I mean, they're all Hesbola people. That's the thing. They got hurt or blowed up. King? You're going to say something. So there weren't explosives intentionally put in here?

They were just the, they just were like, here's a program that will make the battery explode. I'm not saying that I would like to know how that works, but, you know, just curious for a purely educational standpoint. And that's old tech. Yeah. Good Lord. We're doomed. Why?

If we don't get this government size down and their involvement in everything, we're doomed. Wait a minute. Why are you talking about us being doomed? How many different battery things do you carry around with you? Like obviously your phone, you have your watch. But I don't carry anything on my person. You don't have your watch on? Oh, I do, yeah.

You're going to blow your wrist off. Yeah, you're making me wonder about that. Could it actually heat up enough to do that? I'll look like something from Tropic Thunder. I didn't intentionally share these videos with Juan. There's the one in the grocery store. You see one exploding off a guy's hip and he just goes down. His leg looks all mangled up.

Yeah, I never wear my phone on my purse like that. Like ever. I carry it in my pocket like that. Yeah, you do. You do. Dudes do. Chicks down, I don't think. I haven't like when driving.

Have it right between my, oh my gosh. You keep your phone there when you're driving. Yeah. I totally do not. I don't like having loose things by me in a car. I mean, I'm really rethinking that right. second. But yeah, I've done that. See, this is where all my little weirdo tics come in, come into play. It's like, it's like signs, right? At the very end of signs,

don't sit here and be like, spoiler alert. This movie's been out forever. It's not my problem. At the very end, the little girl that has water everywhere, and it all of a sudden all makes sense. The cups of water everywhere, and Mel Gibson's looking around, and it's like, you know, he's, he's processing this. He sees the reflection of the alien in the television, which was genius. It's such a genius movie. And he sees all these half-drained cups of water and it's all making sense. And he sees the bat on the wall. You know, you tell them to see and swing.

Oh, my gosh, it all makes sense. I feel like that's me with all my weirdo ticks. Like, you know, I don't carry my phone on my person. I don't like having bulky items on me like that except for a gun because I just don't want it on there. I don't like to carry other stuff like that on me because I only want only my gun. I don't have to worry about anything else falling out of my pockets or anything else like that. So I just don't carry those items on my person. And also I feel weird about it.

Like, I don't even like holding up the phone to my head. I don't even like that, right? Oh, man, now I'm thinking like earbuds and all this kind of stuff. Yeah, I'm curious. Are the batteries that we have now like. I can watch these videos all day. Like in the eye watch and all of that. Like, are they different than the batteries in that old tech?

Because then the malware would have to be a little different to manipulate the batteries that are today, I would assume. This is scary. I mean, is it? I feel like we could already do this. I mean, I don't have a pager or a flip phone. But the idea itself. And don't you feel like Hesbola used pagers so they, because they thought that would be safer?

Yeah, like they couldn't get track. Yeah, we're going to be a lower grade tech. What, what? Not know. That's going to happen. That long dude fell down like LeBron on the court. He just went down. Did he really get that hurt?

There was. I saw some video of a hospital. It was like one minute of footage where they were going to bed after bed and all these guys have like holes in their sides. and in their laps because they had these pagers in their pockets. Because they were terrorists is why. Right. Oh, I should warn people.

It's graphic, but hi, you're watching my show. Did you see the number of them? Apparently there was 2,500 of these explosions, of which several of people died and many, many more have like holes in them as they try to survive these injuries. I mean, that's what happens when you're a terrorist. When you go off and you do actual, those are actual terrorists, not like the terrorists that the left tries to say exist here.

No, these are these are actual, actual terrorists. And that's what happens when you're a terrorist. When you do terrorist-y stuff, sometimes your pager might blow up. But you do bring up a good point with like the watch and all that stuff. Yeah. And also this laptop I'm sitting in front of. Yeah. Now I'm weird about, now I feel weird about my watch.

I just like, that was the one thing that I actually finally broke down and did was the watch. I think it's super convenient. It's great. For heart health. Yeah, it really is. I was when I had like a little health scare that turned out to be totally fine. And I was like, oh, I can see the point of it. So I wore the watch because of that.

Yeah, I was able to accurately track my sleep and all of that as well. Yeah, I don't do that. I don't want to track my sleep. I need to. I don't get hardly any. Can I just say I will never under, I don't, I just don't understand the people who track their sleep and count every calorie and keep diaries of their stuff. Yeah, no, tracking sleep and counting calories are two separate worlds.

Yeah. This is just like you're giving yourself busy work. Why would you do that? It's busy work. No, it isn't the watch is doing. I'm just wearing the watch. Like, you just know what time you're going to go to bed. Like, okay, I'll get this amount of sleep.

I know it takes me 20 minutes to fall asleep. That's so cute. That's so cute. You just got to bedtime and you go to bed and go to. No, no, I take melatonin. No, believe me, because I am super, I get super hyper focused on stuff. I have a whole nighttime routine. It is an hour-long ritual that I do every night before I go to bed to unhook my mind from

everything that I do during the day. I have to do it. Because if I don't do it, guess what? Ain't nobody going to bed. That's how that works. But I've seen your 2 a.m. messages. That's when my rituals interrupted, Cain. So nobody goes to bed.

That's why I have to get an X amount of hours or else I cannot function mentally. Yeah. But when I do, when I am, I can go to my whole point. I just can't, I can't stand wearing jewelry and watches and stuff going to sleep. How do people do that? How do you wear a watch when you go to, I don't want anything that's like monitoring me when I'm sleeping. I don't want anybody to know what I'm doing. Just not that anything's happening.

just shut up. I'm just like trying to sleep. I sleep with the phone in the other room, but I'll have the watch on. And there'll be nights where I don't have the watch on it. Why do you sleep with your phone in the other room? Because I don't want to be around it when it's charging or doing whatever. But you sleep with a watch on. Yeah, so it can track the data, heart rate, sleep.

You'll just get a little radiation. Just a little bit's okay. Getting core type sleep or REM type sleep. I don't do that. I don't care about any of that stuff. I don't care. I don't care about any of it. I really don't even care.

Like, you know what? In the olden days, the olden days people didn't need any of that. You know? That's very true. Slay. Except this is the new in time days. The new days. I'm getting any of that.

We got more on the way as we rolled awards. Yeah, Gen X. I just, I don't need that. That's busy work. It's busy work. Busy work. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man.

I just keep looking at these memes. about the Hesbola getting paged. It's paging Hesbola. All right. So a Florida man used a syringe. This is so gross. This is like such a Florida story. A Florida man allegedly used a syringe to squirt a grody unknown liquid on a girl's backside at a Ross dress for less.

And then started filming. It also looks like someone drew his hair on his head with a Sharpie. It's true. 25-year-old Florida man is behind bars for this. Sean Edward Yerby is facing a felony charge of battery on a child involving bodily fluids and so gross and a misdemeanor battery charge. He's also accused of tampering with evidence per records. They got his ABC affiliate, WPLG got his arrest report. They said that the girl told Miami Dade Police she was shopping at the store when patrons came up to her and told her that a guy in a Miami Dolphins hat was squirting.

a syringe the stuff on the back of her jeans shorts and then filming her and oh my gosh so they found oh gosh it's so gross i'm not going to share anything about what was in the syringe because it's probably yes it's exactly what you thought it was exactly and um yeah uh and they he's on he's in jail mammy dade corrections 8500 dollar bond uh see this is why you carry just saying shoot and kill that man for doing that? Why would that man volunteer to be shot and killed by doing that? Just, you know, that's the question. Oh, why are people so gross?

This Florida man... Jeez. Florida man was yelling, take me to jail at the cops as he drove down the road with his lawnmower. He was obviously super drunk. He was videotaped. Video taped, really. He was

just, like, recorded, driving a lawnmower on the main road and as police caught up with him, which wasn't difficult. We can't play any of this audio by the way. Because, who, it's a news week. According to the video, though, after the officers caught up to him,

he was yelling at them, take me to jail, the Florida man named Paul Burke. He was arrested on charges of driving under the influence. I mean, he was on a lawnmower, but he was, you know, drunk. And he apparently had three other DUI charges. And he was trying to drive a lawnmower down the highway, which you can't do, by the way.

And then I just yelling, take me to jail. Just, you can't do that. A Florida man threw a toilet through a window. And then this is in East St. Louis. He's a Florida man in East St. Louis. He chucked a commode from a toilet chucker. I don't

know. He chucked a commode. And then apparently through a window of a school board headquarters. And then apparently he has another one to launch. They found 36-year-old Dave Tolliver a block away. Police were sure that they had the right guy because he was sitting on the second toilet

that he was about to chuck. And so now he's in custody on a charge of criminal damage to property, a Class C felony on $10,000 bond. So the guy who chucked a toilet is just on for higher bond than the guy who was being all dirty at the rust dress for less. Just want to point that out. We got more in store. Don't go anywhere.

Third hour on the way. Books are being banned. History is being erased. HBCs have received bomb threats. And right now, lies and hate are being spread about Haitian Americans in Ohio. Jeez. It's wrong. It's simply wrong.

And it must stop. I'm trying to figure out what's, where is the lie, though? You know what I mean? Like, where's the lie? Because the stuff that we've been talking about are, again, I can't believe we're still going to, this is Biden mentioning this and we have to talk about it. I mean, it's stuff that, that, um, he's, surely he's seen the videos and the so wait is the argument that because jd vance and others and

trump had had they've accurately noted what residents in ohio have been talking about at their town halls etc is is the argument that the assassination attempt was deserved or justified because what they said accurately made people angry? Is that the understanding? I mean, I'm curious. People get mad and like, oh, can you believe he's talking about these people? What are you talking about? He's repeating what the black, white, Asian,

a very diverse crowd, if you bothered to pay attention to the video from the town hall, not just the town hall, but, you know, all of the other stuff, if people paid attention to any of that, they'd see. Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash, with you. We're at the top of our third hour today. And that's Biden speaking about the lies, hateful lies about Haitian Americans. No one's talking about Haitian Americans. They're talking about Haitians who were not Americans, who were here not legally. There's a big difference. And it is so malicious. And it's such a diminishment to the Americans who came here and went through the process and the people who are here going through the process properly, those are the

people that you want, it's such an insult to them because you're prioritizing people who break the law over the people who followed the law and you're acting like those who disregarded the law, that action has made them more valuable under the law, which is actually, if you want to have a discussion about rights, is against rights because you're promoting one group over the other in face of the Constitution and that's just unallowable. I don't know. I mean, like, what's their it's just it's goofy stop it so this is the

latest from him audio sound bite nine you even have Clinton trying to act as though this is all on him this is all on Trump to do this listen I worry about threats I worry about what's being said online about many many people not just

the former president and he should be doing if he were really a leader he should be doing what he can to calm the waters, not try to just continue to throw red meat out there to get people riled up.

What do you mean? What does he have to do to calm the waters? What is he doing to get people riled up? So she's saying that the attack on him was justified, right? I mean, do you realize how many, I mean, I keep seeing video after video and people are posting them too in my timeline, just tons of video, different videos, some that I hadn't seen before of different members of like Springfield, Ohio and other community members who went up and they were recorded and they were talking about everything that's been happening in their town with these people that are there illegally. And yes, they're there illegally. You can talk about the temporary protected status, but that doesn't, that's not an individualized thing.

that's a thing that they use that's applied to entire swathes of people from an entire country or an entire region. And there's not a lot of effort to make sure that individuals are who they say they are and that they have their documentation, et cetera. It's just, this is just, but why is it his fault? Why is it? You don't have to like Trump to recognize that speech is not. an excuse for violence. You can dislike something that somebody says all day long. Heaven knows that I do, but it's not an excuse for violence. Violence is the last refuge of the coward. I mean, in this context anyway. I don't know. It's, um, there we and just over and over again. This is like audio sound bite six. She she she, this is Hillary Clinton at this

forum that in which she was participating. This is from, yesterday. And she's, I guess, trying to criticize the media for not accurately, I just was just wild, for not accurately talking about how dangerous she thinks that Trump is. Listen, I think that's really a critical question. And I think there's a couple of things going on here. You mentioned the press. And sadly, the press is still not able to cover Trump the way that they should. They careen from one outrage to the next. What was outrageous three days ago is no longer on the front pages, even though it threatens the physical safety of so many people,

particularly, as you point out, immigrants that he and Vance have decided to demonize. And I don't understand why it's so difficult for the press to have a consistent narrative about how dangerous Trump is. Remember this flashback? Audio 7 Byte 22? This is Stacey Plaskett, a big, one of the top surrogates for Kamala Harris. Do you all remember this? Having Trump not only have had the codes, but now having the classified information for Americans

and being able to put that out and share it in his resort with anyone and everyone who comes through should be terrifying to all Americans, and he needs to be shot. stopped. From the overflow of the heart, the mouth speaks. Hmm. But they keep, but they're, they're saying that, oh, it's Trump's remarks that have caused this to happen. Is it though? Audio Sound by 22, this is just one of the parents that have spoken out about the people that are coming in that are not here legally. And that's a huge thing. They are not here legally. You're, you're criticizing the former. president and his vice presidential nominee for accurately recalling what these citizens are

talking about in their town that is being overwhelmed with people from Haiti that are being brought into their country outside of the legal framework for the immigration process. Listen. I think they are trying to get even in terms. to teach the kids, let alone get to this part. Yeah. You're having a huge problem, I think. It's kind of ridiculous.

There were 45 Haitians that started kindergarten this year. Whoa. How big is kindergarten overall? A kindergarten class is probably no more than 60 at most. At most. Yeah, like one classroom is probably like a 20 kids, I'm thinking, maybe 25. Yeah, wow. So like the majority of the kindergarten is Haitian?

Yeah. In what? years or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. And they don't speak English. Well, actually, I think the younger kids

speak more English than the older kids. I remember when we went to Turks and K. Goes, which is where we like to go. And we go and fish there and just, you know, like you hang out in the beach and go there for summer vacation. And it is changed. And we hadn't

been there in a while because they had some pretty draconian requirements for lockdown and I wouldn't I already had I got I contracted the woo flu naturally so there was no way I was going to discount hundreds of years of science about immunity and pretend that it didn't exist so that I could take an experimental injection from the government and so when we they had the requirement that you had to get all the shots to even go there and and so we didn't go for about five years uh we didn't go And this, well, four years. We went recently when they lifted all of this stuff.

And it was there were, it was a different feel when we went and we were talking to a lot of the folks that we had known there that we got to know over the years. And they were saying, well, it's different. It's not really because of the lockdown. They said it's different because of what's been happening with immigration. I was like, what do you mean? Because they, in TCI, they are very, very hardcore about immigration. In fact, if you had that attitude here in the United States as the. actual, you know, indigenous Turks and Kekos residents do, TCI, Turks and Kekos Islands,

then people would be calling them racist and bigids and nationalists and all this other stuff, you know, jingoists and xenophobes. They'd be calling them xenophobes. They were noting how they have such limited resources because it's, you know, a small island. You know, it's a couple of islands, very small. And they said that the issue is that, and he clarified, one of our friends clarified, and he said the issue isn't that. it's legal immigration. He goes, because that's strictly controlled. And he said the people who want to come in and are going through the legal process, they understand and they respect the resources that we have and how we are trying to preserve those. He said the problem is those who are here illegally. And it was

like 99% overwhelmingly Haitian. And they've had problems where they would have boat fulls. And I was there on the beach when one happened, where they had a boat of Haitians that were trying to dock. And they out of like the literally like the shrubbery and everywhere else they had like all fully kidded out they had uh their security respond and they had to uh try to they couldn't they were they had to take them into custody and then they deported them they said that they couldn't handle it you know we have such a small population they said that lately because of the left-leaning policies and the lack of law and order they've allowed these people coming in from Haiti to totally take control over the area and uh they said that they said that they're that they said that they

that the crime has tripled, that they're pushing drugs to the younger generations. They're gun running. They're smuggling in guns. There's a lot of gang activity. They're going around and trying to extort the innocent members of the community. The guy that one of the other guys that we were talking to that we had gotten to know, like the last couple of years that we had gone there, was saying that his brother, who owns several properties in the area, and he,

lives in one of them. He runs, owns condos. And he was upstairs and he heard commotion outside. And he walked outside of his condo. And he, uh, right as the, like, like seconds later, gunfire erupted because it was a gang that was calling to collect from, I guess, one of the lodgers, one of the people that was renting from him. And they shot and killed that guy. But then they also shot and killed, uh, the brother who walked out the, the, the property owner. And, uh, and that was an accident. They shot him because they were just letting bullets fly. and he said that the crime is so extreme and it's becoming very dangerous. And in fact, there have been a lot of discussion about should there be increased in travel restrictions or travel warnings.

And it's all because of the completely unfettered deluge of illegal Haitian immigrants that have just completely overwhelmed TCI. And it's becoming a problem. Everybody was talking about it. Literally, they will volunteer it to you. They'll talk to you about it. And they are very upset. they're like used to, you would come here and you would work with people who are indigenous to, you know, this area. And now it's not like that anymore. And they said that there's so many people

coming in. It's a strain on their resources. And even if they are taxed more, they still can't acquire enough resources to keep up with the population explosion. And they're going to hit a crisis point. This isn't just a problem for Ohio. It is a problem that's running rampant everywhere. And the idea that accurately acknowledging this and talking about it volunteers one for a assassination is asinine, and it does nothing to help the people that you claim to want to help. In fact, I doubt that they actually want to help these people because every step that they take just makes the situation worse. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. I don't get why people are freaking out about this so bad. So they say that Amazon workers, they have to go back to the office five days a week now, starting in January, according to their CEO. What?

Oh, no. Oh, no. What? We have to go back to the office. They have to go back to the office. They have to go back to the office. It's a week now. It's back to the office. Oh, no. How many days are in a week? Seven. Five days a week, starting in January, according to the CEO, they posted the message on the company's website, and they said that they were implementing the change to help them more effectively collaborate. I would see that. They're like, you know, I think it did a lot of people do get used to working from home, and that's, I think that's impacted a lot of things, including this new trend to tell women to not wear heels and put everyone in horrid, horrible flat shoes. I had to emphasize it. I'm

sorry. I'm going to go on a, I could rage about that. Flat shoes are horrible. They're horrible. And you should not wear them flats, ladies, unless you have a health issue. Stop it. You look, it makes your ankles and calves look stupid. Stop it. God gave his heels for a reason. All right, moving on. I get really upset about that, the footwear thing. It's just the chicken me. Pennsylvania. Well, they couldn't do this before? Pennsylvania gas stations and grocery stores can sell canned cocktails and hard salters.

That's not something that everybody could do? Where's this at? In Pennsylvania, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve's the county? He's our Pennsylvania guy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys couldn't do this in Pennsylvania? No, when you have to pick up, like when I was in college, you'd have to go to like a beer store on the corner to get it. They didn't sell it in grocery store.

For real? Yeah, that just changed this here. That is so foreign to me. Because in the Republic of Texas, not only can you, like, walk into anywhere and get, like, a canned cocktail or a hard shelter? But they made it to wear during lockdown, and then Abbott signed it into law. They can deliver you drink kits. As long as you get some food, you can get you a drink kit. These restaurants will legit put you, like, drink kits together.

Even the little accoutrements, like if you got, like, a Bloody Mary, cocktail kit from this place that has good chicken called whistle bridges. They got good chicken. Then they bring you all the accoutrements like the wing and the okra and all that stuff. There's the accent coming out. The okra sorry. The wangs and the okra, you know, they get all that and they put it and they bring it to you. I can't even believe that that's just now

like literally yesterday. They can do that in Pennsylvania. What has been wrong with you Pennsylvanians? I didn't even know that they like you did not demand that until just now? How is that a thing? You need it with this political cycle. Stick with us. We've got more to come.

Not able to catch the full Dana show. Follow Dana's absurd truth podcast and get news and laughs delivered in short, easy to digest episodes. Ideal for your busy lifestyle on Apple or wherever you get your podcast. Thanks, Green. Donald Trump blamed President Biden and Vice President Harris for the latest assassination attempt against him. He claimed without evidence that their rhetoric is causing him to be, quote, shot at. How is the White House responding to those comments? Well, I love that you added without evidence, because I want to be very clear here.

The president and the vice president have always forcefully, forcefully condemned violence in all forms, including political violence. And we certainly have never. Do you remember when they were, like, promoting the bail fund for the violence? I love, they very forcefully condemn the violence that they. try to unsight with their words, but they just, you know, they condemn the fight. It's such a shame that someone, you know, tried to do this, you know, I mean, you can understand why they did because Trump's so bad. He's like Hitler, you know, just the greatest threat to democracy ever. Didn't even win the election in 2016. He's an illegitimate president. But hey, it's a shame that somebody would react to that.

So she just said, welcome back. What is she wearing? What is that? Can I, like, put her, I'm sorry, Okay, all orange. Okay, can I, I'm so sorry to do this, but certain things get me. Wans got it up. I don't mind monochromatic outfits if it's like black or brown or white or even gray. But this just looks like you're going to walk on with a circus hat and introduce the elephants. Stop it. What is with this outfit? Like clown orange? No, no, we're not, that's not no. What in the world? and she tries to be colorful with her outfit choices, but that's so much orange. I just feel like if you just, she could just sit on the highway and you would think she's the cone. Stop it.

That's not one of the colors that you. Well, like a barrel. Yeah, she's like the, she's the highway cone. This is my serving hot highway cone looks. Riz has so much Riz. Sleigh. I just had a horrible, horrible time. joke texting Gen Z slang to someone

It was bad It went horrifically I can't say what it did But That's how bad it was Kane can attest It's bad Yeah the Gen Z slang

Although can I just one quick thing We're going to get to the meat and potatoes Do you guys remember Polly Shore back in the day Particularly Encino Man Okay That's Gen X So I feel like Gen Z thinks

that they're, look at us with our weird language. You don't know weird language until you watch Polly Shore and Encino Man. You don't know weird language until you see the dinner scene when he's telling the dad to stop harsh in his mellow. And then he makes that weird weasel sound with his mouth. Stop. You don't even know what weird is.

That was the height of it. So you can have Riz and Slay and all this other stuff. But what you don't have is Polly Shore in Encino Man. Shh. The end. We can't play it because we'll get totally like, well, can you you play it on the radio, just play some of it on the radio. Can we do that? Because see with the digital aspect, they're like, no, it's copyright. We're going to take your video down. Because what I play

goes over television. I know. I know. We can't do certain things. It's a bummer. It's just the way it is. All right. So a few things that I don't want to, oh, I got to get this culture stuff out of the way. Because I did promise you. Oh, and I have a whole thing about otters, angry otters. I don't even know how to work that in. The gender neutral submarine. Can we, Can we just touch on that real quick? What the hell does that mean? I almost said the most inappropriate joke on air that I would have gotten fired for, and I didn't. But where are the reproductive parts of a submarine?

Stop it. It's just the frank. The beans don't come with it. Yeah, the beans have been removed. It's just the frank. And it's inverted, so it's gender neutral. I don't know. It's the USS New Jersey.

It's a fast attack Virginia class submarine, 135 Navy personnel. It's the first U.S. submarine built for both genders. Okay, I'm going to need a moment. It's designed to fully integrate male and female sailors. Is that a problem? Like, I just think, can I be real? I've known women that have gone into the Navy. They don't G-A-F, okay?

They don't need a boat for ladies. They don't need a lady boat. you know what I'm saying? Like they don't care because they're the type of women who just want to go kick ass. That's all they want to do. They don't need no lady boat. That's a distraction.

Those are the chicks that wanted TCB. Why do you like act? You know how sexist it is to act like, oh, well, there's the women in the Navy. You guess we've got to make a ladyboat. Got to make a bow for the ladies. I'm going to put these cup holders in it. You get lighted vanity mirrors, ladies.

For real. ladies have testicles or no? I just feel like they don't care. I mean, I don't want to speak for women in the Navy, but, you know, I feel like they just, the women that I have known that have been in the Navy, they don't care about this stuff. And none of them do. They don't care. Yeah, of those women, I'm not questioning them.

I'm questioning. Oh, you mean like these types of women. Call me, ma'am, those types. I'm questioning if this idea was born of ladies with testicles being offended. that they're not being called ladies. You mean men? Yes. So they said that the Navy, when it lifted its ban on women in submarines in 2010,

concerned about living quarters being too tight and like a privacy, prompted the Navy to retrofit subs and designate washrooms. The USS New Jersey was designed for two genders from the outset with the accommodations, like increased privacy in the washrooms and sleeping areas. I just feel like if you're going to go into that, you kind of got to know that this is part of the territory, right? Access to top bunks and overhead valves are also designed, with height, reach, and strength of women in mind.

Oh, so we're making things easier to open for the women? Yes, this jarhead to this nuclear sub to this nuke right here is going to be easier for you to access, you dumb, weak women. It means it could fall out. I don't know. When we went on a tour of some of the submarines in Hawaii, we were at Pearl Harbor, there was literally one bunk over where the warhead was. There's a dude who slept atop of a nuclear warhead.

Back in the day. just saying they're built different I don't know the nuclear powered submarine was officially nicknamed Jersey Girl its interior spaces are decorated with posters and memorabilia representing the state including a guitar signed by John Bon Jovi well if you hate Bon Jovi

you're in hell you can't get away you're going to be in the Bond where I'm in the Bon Jovi ship going down in a place it's 377 feet long 34 foot beam but does it have lighted vanity mirrors though.

Am I, I just, why does it, why do they need to do this? I still don't understand how it's different. Like how would it be so different that now women and men can be on there? It's like, that a man, it's a boat for a man and a woman. I can, oh my gosh. I don't know, guys. Are the washing machines bigger? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know what it is. I don't know. but they yeah that's uh is that a big deal i don't think it is i don't i just don't know why they got to do this gonna retro fit this for let's just get it you don't need to do any of that with high for women isn't it already pretty tight quarters in there do you really need to lower anything or make anything more like adjust anything for

it tight for women because it's pretty cramped in there and that and those and the subs that i've been in to tour i mean i don't know these were olden day subs i don't know if Are they like bigger now? I don't know. I've never fit. In any sub I've ever taken. I got a little claustrophobic. I got to tell you, going through them, I was just like, it's a little tough.

Okay, I got another one though. So that's the ladieship. We all live on a lady submarine. A lady submarine. A lady submarine. Northwestern universities banned fat jokes. I think it was probably a fat person that did it. They said that making weight-related.

jokes counts as harassing conduct that may create a hostile environment. You'd think Northwestern administrators would focus on weightier issues, said a commentator. So Northwestern University in Illinois via campus reform has a policy to discipline community members who make weight-related jokes. The restrictive provisions fall under the university's policy on discrimination, harassment, and sexual misconduct per the daily caller. The policy Well, you could land in some super hot water if you make a fat joke, according to the policy. Quote, Northwestern, prohibits discrimination and harassment on the basis of race, color, religion, create national origin, ethnicity, case, sex, pregnancy. Sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression, parental status, marital status, age, disability.

Citizenship status, veteran status, genetic information, reproductive health decision making, height, weight, or any other classification protected by law, per the policy. It's a lot. I fell asleep towards the middle there. What are you talking about? I like the life. I forgot the last things I said. They said that displays of electronic or electronic transmission of derogatory, demeaning, or hostile materials related to one or more of the actual or perceived protect. What if you identify as fat and you're thin and then you want to be offended?

Are you protected? You identify. Who are you to argue? You know, they're weight fluid. Who are you to argue? whether or not somebody identifies as such. The disciplinary measures could range from verbal or expulsion. Professors could lose their tenure.

Ooh. Ooh. They had campus reform reported that there was a course at another university called the F word, examining the science, culture, and politics of fatness. so they don't like the word fat. So you can't make fat jokes. You can't make any jokes. You can't none of it.

Oh my gosh. These are rules for kindergartners, not for adults. But it feels like we've been through this before. Yeah. Is this another wave of it? Yeah. Because back then I just thought, just call them Gigi's, which is greater gravity. Oh, yes.

They are. You know what? They're, it's unfair. They have an oversized command of gravity. That's actually unfair. It's a positive spin, and you're not saying fatty or anything like that. It's just greater gravity. They're just GGs.

Gravity hijackers. What to do when your neighbor commands more gravity than you? I am gravity deprived. They, I mean, it's, they, I mean, they're doing these classes. Like, they have a class in New Mexico. at their University of New Mexico and Albuquerque where they they don't call it that

but it's basically literally like a fat studies class and students are required to put together a plus sized outfit for some reason and consider anti-fatness as another form of oppression. I don't even know what anti-fatness means. There's like a whole thing. Oh yeah.

The whole industry that's on anti-fatness. Fat liberationist movement. Is that a thing? That's how they justify giving you like these hydrogenated oils instead of butter. I thought that was just like the ice cream truck. The fat liberationist movement. I have an idea. I do too.

Can I, can I, can I, uh, here's one of the assignments that they have. This is one of the assignments that they have at the fat class in the New, the New Mexico thing. Quote, for this assignment, you will be online. shopping. You will put, it's so lazy. We need the exercise. Go out to the mall. You will put together two outfits for the same occasion of your choosing. One will be a straight sized outfit and the other will be a plus sized outfit. Then you're going to reflect on the experiences of shopping for straight size clothing versus shopping for plus size. Well, my first initial thought was that one, the underwear comes on hangers and the other doesn't. The second thing,

was why? Who cares? Why is this a thing? Are you supposed to be, are you supposed to feel bad over the other people's choices or why is this a class? How does this benefit society? How does this make the economy stronger? How does this make us more energy independent? How does it help our supply chain issues where it contains the ingredients for antibiotics? How does this help us build more refineries? How does this help contribute to greater stabilization with regard to foreign policy? How does it do any of that? How does it help make us more energy independent? Oh, it doesn't.

This is like the stuff that crumbling societies teach. This is stuff that you find in rotting decayed empires. This is how empires die when they start doing this kind of stupid stuff. I just, I don't know. What did you say? Say it. Say this, Kane. instead of fat, we just use the name,

people who were fooled by a government food pyramid. I think that's more accurate. Pfeiguf. Piffigiff. Sounds right. That sounds right. Yeah, because the food pyramid will lie. Brighten up your timely news consumption with a Dana Show podcast,

where every update comes with a little dash of not so serious on YouTube, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts. We had so much fun. But what was really incredible is an, Every single restaurant of the people willing to talk to us, we could only find one Harris supporter in every restaurant. And we left no stone unturned. I approached every single person. I'm surprised if I'm not even one.

Who's that person? I don't even. It was probably Kamala Harris, like, dressed up as someone else. No, my name is Shmamaela. Ferris. Imagine if they pulled people who can't actually afford to go to restaurants. Imagine if they did that. Yeah.

And I'm curious as to what. restaurants they went to. I mean, you don't know. I'm just telling you. You don't know. So, yeah, they couldn't find it. Like I said, I'm surprised that they found one, that they found just one. That's it. Goodness. Now, the, we've been following a number of things here. Like the BP debate, going to be up on October 1st. We get the gear up for that. Oh, boy. No, I'm not doing a drinking game with it. And I don't. Stop asking me this stuff because you guys are so unhealthy. It's life-threatening.

Yeah. Stop being unhealthy. I'm going to get you guys some green juice or something. All right. Today's stupidity, Kane. What do we go? All right. It's Joyless Reed on MSDNC. She is talking here.

Well, actually, she's just straight up lying. So I think it's more intentional than stupid, but it just comes off as stupid here. Listen to this. All of this, as Trump faces his second brush with death via a gunman shooting at him in Palm Beach, Florida. Justice happened in Pennsylvania, neither of whom were Haitian or any kind of immigrant, both of whom are white, American, Trump-supporting men. What is it? What? Neither of them were Trump supporting. Neither of them were, neither of them supported him.

Leftist mentally ill human beings. I mean, they supported Democrats. One guy had a Harris Biden sticker on his truck. So, you know, that does it for us today. Folks, make sure you go find us over at Facebook, YouTube, like and subscribe. Also at Substack, Chapter and First. Have a great night back with you tomorrow.