The Debrief - A Lady of Luxury, An English Rose & A Trip Away

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

Welcome to the Debrief! We are Kitty and Katie, two gals trying to navigate life in our 20's living in London and wanting to bring you along for the ride. We're here to cover everything from nights out, to career goals, to bad dates, and everything in between. We hope you enjoy, Monday’s are about to get a whole lot better.Want to debrief with us? Email [e-mail] or DM us on instagram @the.debriefpodcastLots of love,Kitty and Katie x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi! Guys, we're back in the studio. Back in the studio. Good morning, bitches. Good morning, my little Monday risers. How are we feeling? Someone's getting the early bird worm. Early bird catches the worm, Katie, as some might say. Some might say that. How are you feeling this fine morning?

I'm feeling sprightly. Oh, yeah, I know. I'm feeling sprightly. We're in, it's 9.17. 9.17 in the studio, guys. Now I know how the radio hosts feel. You know, early morning show. guys. Now I know how the radio hosts feel. You know, early morning show. It's like, we are off our feet. 9.17, oh my gosh, what time did you get up this morning, Katie? I got up at half seven and snoozed. Me too. Until about eight. Then I shimmied myself to get myself ready. Yeah. And here we are. I know, I woke up in my door and you just stood outside my door I was like hello Katie

hello I was brushing my teeth so sometimes I don't know about you guys I like to like walk around when I brush my teeth because I find it the most boring thing in the world so I think if I'm moving at the same time two minutes goes by a lot quicker yeah so I'll brush my teeth in the morning and I I think if I'm moving at the same time, two minutes goes by a lot quicker. So I'll brush my teeth in the morning and I open my shutters and open my windows whilst I'm brushing my teeth.

Love it. And then I hear the door go and I'm like, oh God, and then you just jumped in the shower. Oh no! So then I was like, I'm sorry, I ruined your process. I was like, I just missed out a big chunk of my lube. Yeah, what's she doing? What am I doing? Oh, you're all right, you're blinking at your process. I was like, I just missed out a big chunk of my lube. Yeah, what's she doing?

What am I doing? Oh, you're all right. You're picking at your eye. Guys, it's the hay fever. Oh, it's been feral. It's been absolutely feral. I've never sneezed so much in my life. My eyes have been itchy, my nose.

I don't know what's going on. Honestly, do you know what? The pollen count is high because I, do you know, I hate to sound like a pick-me-girl. hay fever before. Oh here we go. Never had hay fever before and then all of a sudden there's a sniffle in my nose. Ah, it catches up on you. I'm like why is, why do I feel bunged up and then I don't feel physically unwell and I was genuinely like thought I had some mystery illness that had never been discovered. It's so true. I thought genuinely I had like sinusitis or something because I was like bummed. I went to an ENT specialist and I was like help me! And they were like you've got hay fever.

It's honestly the worst though, it's the worst. But it's the ones that say I've never had hay fever that it catches up on them. My sister she said it for years she was like I've never had hay fever that it catches up on them. My sister, she said it for years. She was like, I've not got hay fever. And she's stubborn. So her eyes were block red and nose dripping. And she's like, and I'm like, Lil, I think you've got hay fever. She's like, no. I was like, you've got hay fever.

She's like, no, I haven't. I'm like, you did. Could never be me. I remember, you know, when I used to work in pharmacy, every time of year people would come in, oh, streaming, no streaming, got exams and stuff. They're like, oh, God. And I'm like, dickheads. Could never be me.

Because I've never had hay fever. And now, don't I feel foolish? Yeah, you do. I feel very fucking foolish. I'm thinking of just getting the fucking hay fever injection now. Can you get that? You can, yeah. Because I've had enough of it now.

I've absolutely had enough of it. Tried it all. I'm on Fexofendidine now, which is helping. It is. But still, I'm sneezing. Eyes are going. Having cold peas against me eyes in the morning, for goodness sake. It's a really frustrating kind of pain as well when it's just like constantly itching.

I feel like I can never really rest. I know. It's so annoying. It's really annoying. Right, Katie, should we get into it? Let's get into it. Let's do our first section. Buckle in for the mantras.

Monday mantras. Monday mantras. I love it. Katie, hit me. What are you feeling this week? So I actually have been watching this woman on TikTok, and I can't remember her name right now hey was it us just constantly going on tiktok i i came across this mantra and i'm stealing it from her because i genuinely love her like vibe and energy so she's basically like

um she goes to the gym a lot i'm gonna have to find her name um and show you her account because she goes to the gym and people send in requests for her to do stuff at the gym um oh but like really like really random shit like can you because she's like no one in the gym cares what you're doing so people are like okay why don't you go into the gym with a blanket sit down and watch netflix and she does because she's like no one fucking cares but it's kind of hilarious so she got these like big shoes and they're like they're like do these sprints in these like huge welly boots and every time and she does and then she's literally like there is nothing i cannot do like it's actually fucking hilarious there is nothing i cannot do and i'm like i love that so that's my mantra this week there is nothing

i cannot do but she says it so they're always like um can you bench press this amount because i've never done that before she's like well it's nothing i cannot do and But she says it so, they're always like, can you bench press this amount? She goes, oh, I've never done that before. She's like, well, it's nothing I cannot do. And she always does it. And she's always like pissing herself because she's like,

oh God, I'm so fucking great. There's nothing I cannot do. Oh my gosh, I'm going to take that in with my life. Honestly, she's so casual about it. And I'm like, I love that.

It's so fun. There's nothing I cannot do. What a great way to look at the world. I know. I love it. Because they're like, oh, could you try this? She's like, well, there's nothing I cannot do. What a great way to look at the world. I know. I love it. Because they're like, oh, could you try this? She's like, well, there's nothing I cannot do. So, yeah, I'll give it a go.

Great. And I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. So I love that to carry me into the week. Yeah. That will carry you through.

Absolutely. Go to my nail. Chuck it my way. I will. I'll be chucking it at your face. Yeah. Our problem is. So mine's pretty simple this week. It is everything happens for a reason. Hell yeah. I'll be choking it at your face. Our problem is. So mine's pretty simple

this week. It is everything happens for a reason. Hell yeah. I trust the process. Oh, and we do. Yep,

yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep,

yep, yep, yep, yep. I've got a lot of trust in that process. Got a lot of trust in the process.

Because I think sometimes life doesn't go to plan. Absolutely. And you can say, why? Why? Sometimes you can say, why? Why?

Sometimes you can just, why? And you can just curse the sun. Oh, the gods and the moon. Why? Why? So I think sometimes it makes me like, look, everything happens for a reason. What's going to happen is going to happen. Absolutely.

If I just live my life to the fullest in the sense of work as hard as i possibly can yeah but also have fun and all of that yeah you know even like our friend's flight got delayed and i know for her flight so she couldn't get there earlier early enough as we did and but then she got to spend an extra day in Florence so I was like look everything happens for a reason I trust the process

whatever the universe has for me I'm coming for it hell I've got my fucking valentines and I'm marching down that road

with a blanket and I'm ready you're fucking ready because A there's nothing you cannot do so we just trust the process we trust the process Katie what trust the process, Katie.

What's meant for you will not pass you by. Shall we crackle, Katie? Yay! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Nip-nip. Debrief. Okay, so Katie, tell me where you've been this last week. Oh my God, if you can't tell by my tanned, rosy complexion, I have... I've been in Cornwall, I have! Did you have pasty? I didn't actually, I hate pasties. Oh, you're a noob.

I hate pasties. What do you mean you hate pasties? I'll tell you why, it's the vegetables. Why don't we geties. Oh, you're a no. I hate pasties. What do you mean you hate pasties? I'll tell you why, it's the vegetables. What do you mean you get a meat one, you dingo? They have meat, they have veggies in. You can't taste those veggies. Yes you can.

I was in Cornwall on a lovely, lovely, relaxing, lovely, wholesome trip. Oh, I love it. Who were you with? So I was with some old school friends and her family as well and we went to celebrate one of my school friends sister's birthday.

Oh nice. And it was just gorgeous. Oh I didn't know that was the case. Oh that's lovely. It was just absolutely gorgeous and I have some fabulous stories

which we can ping pong because I would also love to know where you have been. Why am I saying that? I know where you've been. Tell the listeners where you've been. Yeah, guys, I've been in Tuscany. Really? Tuscany.

So went to Tuscany with a group of friends. Oh, they're just so lovely. Really, really lovely. We were celebrating her birthday as well um which was just stunning and we arrived and then went to Florence which was gorgeous we literally had lunch at Florence had a gluten-free pizza oh it was great oh but Katie I've got to tell you something please do oh my gosh okay so the same group that we went to Tuscany with, we went to Budapest with last year.

Gorgeous. To celebrate this girl's birthday again. Yeah, stunning. She's a legend. You know who you are. Love you very much. Love you. Anyway, went to Budapest,

and I did not know any of the people going when I went to Budapest. Yeah. I probably met this girl once, maybe twice. Yeah. I think once only. So I was feeling, when we went to Budapest, really, really nervous. I was once, maybe twice. Yeah. I think once only. So I was feeling, when we went to Budapest, really, really nervous. I was like, of course. Anyway, on the first day, I've got a short skirt on and boobs out.

So, sorry, Sarah, Archie's mum, she always says, that's not what you do. She says, either boobs or legs. I'm like, fuck it, I did both. You did both. I'm like, gotta make a good move. When in Rome. Yeah. When in fucking Budapest. Get them them out get the boobies out yeah um anyway so i'm like you know looking good got great outfit

on anyway i haven't even got out of the flat yet i'm walking through in my bloody buffaloes of bloody buffalos, buffalo trainers. And I tit over arse, fly through the air and fall over. Now, I genuinely sprained my ankle. And I'm like in so much pain. The rest of the trip, I'm hobbling. I was so embarrassed though

because what happened is my skirt came off. I was wearing a thong and you know my pants are all basically... They're bedazzled. They're bedazzled. They're bedazzled. You have bedazzled panties.

Arse out. Never met these people. My arse is on show. I didn't know you flashed a big batty. My skirt's up around my ears. And my batty is out. And I'm just... Looking around.

Looking around hell. Oh, God. So anyway, we had a huge joke when we went to Tuscany. Oh, you know it won't fall over you know oh wasn't it embarrassing last time you know one of the couples said to me oh it'd be so nice to see how you actually walk because last time you olympia you know yeah so i was thinking gosh you know well maybe pressure's on yeah pressure's on and i won't be doing that this trip because i'm a year older and a year wiser. And you'll be watching where you step.

Absolutely, and I only brought my trainers that are flat. So none of that will be happening. Anyway, go out for a train. Yeah, that'd be nice. Anyway, Archie and I catch a train from Florence to where we had to go for the villa. Right. And we got an earlier train than the rest of them.

As we're walking to the train station, it happens again. Oh, God. Tipped over ours. What did you do? I fly through the air. I fly through the air. And the best thing is that Archie's carrying these bags, both suitcases and my tote bag.

Of course he is. Because he was like, right, she gets a bit off balance. So I'll take all the bags so all you don't need to do okay is concentrate anyway i wasn't i was here yeah for no way talking about myself to arch flew through the air and when i say flew i was like, left the ground. It was slow. You ate the eagle. You left the ground. I was eating the eagle. Slow motion. I was literally like, like through the air.

Anyway, I land and I'm like a pencil flat down on the floor, looking flat down. Oh, God. All I do is literally like, I'm looking down and I don't move. I'm just lying on the floor with my face on this, like, cobbled street in Florence and I'm just looking down.

And then my arse, again, I feel a cold breeze. Do you have a skirt on as well? The butt crackers. Yes. Of course you do. Why do I do it to myself? Of course you do. Why do I do it to myself? And the thing is as well, is Kitty McNeil's skirt. I remember one time we were going on a night out and I was like, oh, can I try on this specific skirt that I thought would look great on me?

It was denim number. Put it on. Might as well have been a boob tube. Yeah. My cheeks were out. They were out. Love a short skirt. So it was just an inevitable thing, wasn't it?

So this flaps up around my ears again, and I just roll over, and I just, and I look up, and I say to Archie, I've done it again. I've done it again. And you know when you're in shock, so I was a bit like, oh, don't touch me. I was like, anyway, I start to hold my knee because it's really sore, and I go, and I start to get really upset. So I'm like, Archie, don't do it. And he goes, no, you're all right. You get really upset. So I'm like, ah. And he goes, no, you're all right.

You're all right. And I'm like, yeah. Yeah. I was like a toddler. I was like, ah, you're fine. Yeah. Yeah, I am actually. Like, I'm actually fine.

Oh, but it's so embarrassing. Do you know what? I was going to ask you about this. The bruises. The bruises and the scrapes on your knee. Because when I saw you, was it yesterday or the day before? I think when you came, you scared. And I was like, oh, my God. And then I was going to ask.

Do you think it was because I've been given some action? Well, because I thought, how on earth have you done that? Because it looks pretty gnarly. It's literally purple. It's like poor me. I know. Sometimes it's nice, though, when you have, there's nothing worse Than doing a spectacular form

And coming away Like you look like you haven't When it really fucking hurts Yes And you don't like Graze You don't bruise or anything And then you're like

Oh god my knee really hurts Oh let's see And there's nothing there Yeah Well I can't like that much What do you know Yeah how do you You were not there

You don't know my pain You were not my blood vessels Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah not my blood vessels. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. However, one story that I thought was quite funny, which was on the drive. So we were stuck in a lot of traffic. Who would have thought bank holiday weekend, the roads to Cornwall would be busy. I certainly didn't expect it to be that busy, but we were stuck in traffic more than we were driving, it felt like. So Kitty actually, I left two hours before Kitty. Yeah. And Kitty got to Tuscany about half Kitty yeah and Kitty got to Tuscany

about half an hour before we got to Cornwall that is mad that is mad because I kept texting you I was like how's it going you're like

not there yet I'm like I'm easily four hours away then I literally landed and I was like how's Cornwall you're like not there yet

I was like oh shit I know so we were in the car and we were stuck in traffic and we were in like you know when you can go like the two lanes merge to one. Yeah.

So there was more traffic there. To be come on. Go on. So there was this mini, mini van. Yeah. Next to us. Yeah. we look over and these kids these three little ginger kids all have i think genuinely they were triplets have these matching buzz cards and they start waving at us they're like hey hey

so i'm like so i'm sat there like hello oh my god that's so cute but then what was slightly awkward we were in standstill traffic oh no so then we're like hey hey! Oh my God, that's so cute. But then what was slightly awkward, we were in standstill traffic. Oh no. So then we're like, hey, hey. And then we start moving. So like, oh brilliant. Okay, bye, bye. And then they move forward.

Oh no. So they're like, hello, hello. And we're like, yeah, hello. Yeah, we've done it now. And then they joined us. Like then we were driving for another hour and then they were behind us the entire way. And then they had to like merge off into another lane.

And they did it again. And they were like. And I was like. Like had to like merge off into another lane and they did it again they were like and I was like like it was so good how old were these kids? they looked like five they were all just sat there like hey

oh my god how cute they were honestly the fucking cutest and I was like oh my god but another story that I thought I think you'll find funny

which I'm not gonna class as an ick because I'm unickable so I brought my running stuff with me that I thought I think you'll find funny. Yeah. Which I'm not going to class as an ick because I'm unickable. Mm-hmm. So I brought my running stuff with me. Right. I was determined.

I was like, I can't be in this gorgeous part of England and not go for a run. I'm taking fucking sides. Love it. So I woke up early. Yeah. Snuck out. Yes. Everyone was a late riser.

Yeah. So I was like, you know what? It gets to 9 a.m., boom, I'm out for a run. late riser so i was like you know what it gets to 9am boom i'm out for a run yeah early morning was it early did you say woke up early 9am yeah we watched the sunrise yeah i i'm not the most gifted runner that's's established. You're like Phoebe from Friends. Has anyone seen Phoebe from Friends run? That's Katie. I'm actually quite a graceful runner so I would ask you to take that back because I think... You will not be taken back, you will stay right here. I think yeah, I'm like a gazelle. Right okay.

However the road, there was only like one road going through where we were staying. Okay. the road there was only like one road going through where we were staying okay and we were towards the end so i couldn't really do a run because the road just ended yeah and then i go on the beach but the beach was like too sandy to run on i would have felt like i was sinking so i was like i'll go the other way and run kind of out of the village and back yeah thing what i didn't realize was the entire um thing was uphill like it was steep uphill oh so i'm giving it full welly running up well i have my i have my headphones on yeah all of a sudden i keep seeing loads of people like staring and i'm like i'm like why are people staring like i'm

literally like running on people literally like looking at me really strangely. These are noise cancelling headphones. I like pull my ear out to be like, is there something I'm missing? I am panting. I am like. Like up this hill. I am like. And the problem is I was going so slowly. And I'm like.

Practically going backwards. I could have been walking. I was going so slowly, and I'm like... Practically going backwards. I could have been walking. I was going so slowly. And it was so sunny. People's dogs were like, what the fuck? I'm literally... Oh, my God. I thought I was going to have an asthma attack.

I'm not asthmatic. I was like, this is the end. Oh, my God. I didn't finish the run. I literally got like... I was like, I'm going to my god I didn't finish the run I literally got like I was like I'm gonna have to turn around and go downhill

because I can't fucking cope I was like it was just it was just it was just pandemonium I tell you what going downhill though can be equally as hard

yeah it can be on the boobs I was genuinely like howling at myself because I just didn't hear myself at all but I was like I was like I was genuinely like howling at myself because I just didn't hear myself at all but I was like I was like, I nearly had a fit. That is the it though Katie I'm afraid. That nah, that nah. It could never be me. Yeah, yeah it could be. It could never be me. I was dripping. I came back

and they were like how oh my god you went for a run you're like so healthy and I was like yeah yeah yeah yeah that happened proud of you Katie thanks yeah it's so hard running in the heat though it was horrible like I did runs when I was in Tuscany and I was like oh my god it was like 28 and I was like yeah yeah put your shame there and I didn't pant once I was like I was like didn't even breathe. I was like... Didn't even breathe out my nose. Yeah. Hell, my breath.

Arch and I said to each other, let's just do a 5K. So he was in front of me and I was just like training behind. Yeah. And you know how you're supposed to run towards, you know, on the side of the road? Yeah.

You have to run... is it towards the direction? I couldn't figure that out. Yeah, but they drive on the other side, obviously. So then we would like try to work out and we were like, I literally, I turn around and I hear beep like that. I see like Archie run across the road. It's like, because he's trying to check on me.

So he's trying to look behind and a car comes and he's like beep. And I was like, and and archie goes like jumps in the air just like little looking at me like oh darling i was like bless you so i got my tan on when i was in toskana yeah i bet you did so every morning went for my run and then just sat there and brought it in. That is the definition. Get those rays on my skin. Heaven. Yes. Heaven. I was ready.

So, didn't get burnt at all. Also, I thought. Oh, interesting. Yes. Also, I thought. So, I looked at myself and thought, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bit of a bronzed baby. I'm thinking, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't need to be fresh, Brayton. Yeah, I was was like beauty is free i go into the shower and that's when all truth comes out i'm like now this is an interesting one i shower towards the water oh so my face is towards the water i don't do the from behind i think people are freaks if they do that yeah because i always get scared so i'm like yes i'm looking at the fucking water with my eyes. I'm like, don't you muck me off again. I was like, I see what you're doing.

Anyway, I was washing my hair, so I had to turn around to get... Oh, my God. Ah! Get this scabbing pain in me butty, in me arse. I'm like, ah! I'm like, ah! Like, run out and look in the mirror. Like my booty popping.

I'm literally like bending over in front of the mirror and turn behind and I've got these squashy lines across my buttocks. It's from my buttocks. It's like where my bikini was. And it's like, ah! For the whole trip, Arch didn't,'t kept forgetting so he was like slapping my ass i was like hands off i was like i've been so much pain now do you burn often you don't really

no no no me neither no oh my God, Katie. Katie burned so badly. She sent me a photo. So I was like, Katie, how's it going? She's like, I'm a little burned. Oh my God, Katie, you were red raw. Red, red, raw. And the best bit was your face was embarrassed. I was so embarrassed because the worst thing is,

is that I was like, oh, I'm burnt. Immediately,ip's like send a photo my feet are really burnt as well my trotters yeah because I think your trotters

because you were like send a photo I'm like I'm not sending fucking feet pics my trolls I'm not getting my trolls out your gammies I'm not getting the dogs out

yeah your gebbers feet I'm not getting my gebbers feet out your Morton's toe not my Morton's toe so yes I burnt very badly on my face Katie

Katie Katie and it's pretty severe it was pretty severe I messaged Kitty a photo and she was understanding as ever and just sympathetic that loving kind hearted nature of a friend

I felt really supported because you know I was very embarrassed and I just felt nothing but love in the room I've always got you back there Katie it was when I just genuinely the best way to describe myself was a traffic light I'm also a very naturally flush person anyway.

So I blush very easily. I go really red. Yes, you do. Oh no, I don't like it. Yeah. The worst thing though is when someone goes, you're blushing. You're going red.

It's like, fuck off. I hate it. I'm so embarrassed. I'm like, I can't control hate it! I'm so embarrassed! Imagine you're sat there like, going red, and someone's like, you're going red right now. Why are you going red?

So when I burn, I think I look even more red because I'm, and then especially if people are talking about how bad I am, I will blush, but then that's literally like, beat double redness. Beat truth. Beat truth to red. So I just, it's just a nightmare. It's just catatonic. Oh my god, oh my god, I've got something to tell you. I've got a story to tell you. Okay so we literally arrived and we got to Florence, had something to eat and

then went for a drink before we caught the train to go to our villa gorgeous and anyway the boys are walking in front and i'm walking behind with our friends yeah i'm just like chatting along you know just chat as normal anyway before i know it these group of men are like stood around chatting and um we're walking past and they're all chatting blah blah and they say something and i'm just like because i'm like i don't know what they're saying yeah i just look at my friend i'm like next thing i know they grab my arm and stop pulling me into this circle of them and i'm like i'm being pulled along by this like man I'm like um and again toddler moment I just kind of went with it I panicked Katie panicked

what they were pulling me along and I was just like okay okay I was like well this is happening now and I was just looking genuinely it was really scary and I was actually looking around and I was like being pulled along and I was just looking genuinely i was scary it was really scary and i was literally looking around and i was like being pulled along and i was like oh my god the older man were they were they like no probably like mid-20s mid-20s late 20s i don't like that so i was being pulled along and i was like oh anyway our friend kicked off hell yeah fucking kicked off and Hell yeah. She fucking kicked off. And I was so like, it was a moment where I was like,

I'm scared. I was like, yeah, sure. So she literally came and spun around because obviously we were talking and the next thing she looks

and I'm not there. She sees me being pulled off into this group of guys. She like spins around and like pulls me back and she goes, no, no.

And they're like, oh, sorry, sorry. And she says no no and they're like oh sorry sorry and she says no you don't do that you don't do that and and they go oh no oh sorry sorry and she says i don't want your apology i just don't want you to do that to women oh i was like oh my god and she literally like she she literally from nowhere got a fucking cape out. And she was like, where the fuck did this come from? And you know what she's like, she's the sweetest girl ever. She is so, like, kind down to earth, gentle. So she was like, no.

And I was literally there like, yeah. I was like looking across like, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah what you gonna do now me on out like oh she's like and you're okay you're like yeah yeah yeah and it was so funny warts of not she was like but he loved it I was like yeah I still got it I was really scared Katie I was I was like, hmm, I wouldn't have liked that. No, you wouldn't have. No. You could have done the red face to scare them. Yeah, they would

have been... They would have been turned around like... No, you would have gone, give me a second, run on the spot. Got your face red, then just look at them straight in the eye. She's so angry.

I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you going to do? What? You're looking at them now like, what are you going to do? Honestly. Ix. Okay, I want to hear it. How many do you have, darling?

I have two and both of them were me oh okay go you start off so the first one was genuinely i i it happened i instantly wrote it down because i thought this is actually like genuinely my skin's crawling i've given myself the egg so we went out for this gorgeous meal for our friend sister's birthday we're having a gorgeous meal stunning amazing food we're having a lovely gorgeous time meal ends we're like okay let's go so i'm at the front of the group so i'm leading this all out. So I'm like, okay, perfect. We walk out this door. Yeah, follow the leader. Leader, leader, leader.

Yeah. Leech the leader. Leech the leader. So I'm like, this way, folks. You've got the flag. I've got the fucking flag, and I'm leading them to victory. Yeah. So we're walking out the door, and there's, like, a little staircase down out onto, like, the main road.

and there's like a little staircase down out onto like the main road um and i'm walking down the staircase and there's like loads of staff like like stood like watching us all leave like on the stairs like thank you so much and i was like gosh that's very nice so i said oh my they actually like the staff actually we said it was a birthday meal they wrote like her birthday card and left it on the table like how cute is that like great customer service really good it was really it was called um cafe riano oh wow in pad stones really good really good service really really good food really great service they were amazing so we were walking like out and these waiters were like oh and i'm like thanks so much guys thinking they're like waiting for me like on these stairs like to be like thank you for coming I'm

like no thank you for a brilliant meal yeah yeah and I'm like thank you so much like thanking every one of them I'm like thank you so much did you shake their hand no no I was like what a gorgeous meal like thank you so much everyone have a lovely day thank you thank you and then I walk out and then notice there are like loads of tables around where we walked out and then like a big gate and they were like yeah i'm sorry you've walked out into the wrong place like this is the outdoor terrace um the exits actually back up the stairs and round no so then i was like i was like oh yeah thanks for a lovely meal like you should have seen me i was literally like there were about four or five staff members.

That's so embarrassing. I thanked each and every one of them. Thank you so much. I bet you're having their break. Thank you. Thank you so much. That was such a gorgeous meal. That was just lovely.

I love that. What great service. I hope you all have a wonderful day. And they're like, yeah, but you're in the wrong place. They're like, oh, yeah, okay. They're like, are you trying to leave? I'm like, yes, but of course. Oh, my God, that's so embarrassing. And they're like, no, you have to go back up. And then, obviously, then there's a group of, like, are you trying to leave? I'm like, yes, of course. Oh my God, that's so embarrassing.

And they're like, no, you have to go back up. And then obviously then there's a group of like seven of us. And then I'm like, turn around guys, turn around. Turn around, turn around. And I was like, that was very embarrassing. That is humiliating, Katie. That was humiliating. You made a mug of yourself.

I did, I really made a mug of myself. Started going red. Right, ping pong me. Right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Maybe this is gonna come across as sexist, but I'm just gonna say it. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. Men drinking prosecco. I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't. Oh my god, so we're literally like by the pool. Yeah. Having the time of our lives. I'm like God. So we're literally, like, by the pool. Yeah. Having the time of our lives.

I'm like, Archie, whack me a gin and tonic, will you, love? Yeah. I'm like... I'm like, how you rape me? And they're like, boom, got it. I'm like, living my best life. Now, I will tell you, I'm not an Aperol girl myself. I know you love it.

I love Aperol. Everyone on the trip loved Aperol. So everyone was drinking Aperol. I don't like Prosecco so I was like you're not really like other girls are you? just a bit of a unique one so I don't like Prosecco so I was like oh

so I had gin and tonic anyway I actually had an Aperol I'm like oh I don't know how I feel about that I'm like girls drinking Aperol? Go girls I'm like men drinking Aperol? I'm like oh girls drinking Aperol? Go girls. I'm like, men drinking Aperol? I'm like, oh. And then, and then, and then,

and then we had like, what was the Prosecco? Finish the Aperol. And then our friend was like, oh, I'll just have some Prosecco. And I was like, oh my God. Oh my God. I was like, you're a man.

I was like, you cannot be drinking singular Prosecco. At least the Aperol just kind of covers it. But then, I was like, I was like, no. What about then, like, champagne? Because they're basically similar. They're not, Katie. They're not.

They're very different, actually. They're very different and I find that offensive because of this. No, but I know what you mean. Like a fizzy. Is it the fizziness of your life?

I think it's the fizziness. I think it's that having the in. I think it's that having the I'm like, oh, like, why are you drawing attention to yourself popping something? I'm like, oh, like, I just want a guy to kind of And I'm thinking, okay, there we go. It's subtle. They're kind of having their drink, but like, it's not about them, but it's like woohoo! and it like goes off and they're like Prosecco! and I'm like

ohhhh I'm like oh it feels like girls girls night girls night I was like oh god and then Archie even had a glass of Prosecco and I was like oh god

stop that I had to look away I was like oh god you ready? 3, 2, 1 go this happened yesterday go on

I got caught in the tube doors again again again and i was really embarrassed this time because i was obviously by myself and i wasn't with you to laugh so i literally like got on like my arm got caught like my leg i was like half in half out the doors obviously opened um and i felt like a right mug muggins i felt like a right muggins fucking mcgee i was like what a fucking fool and then everyone's staring but I didn't want to be like

teehee teehee did you laugh no I didn't so I just walked on like did you have the beats headphones on

yeah of course I did of course I did what a freak of course I did what tune were you listening to while you got stuck

I think how deep I've been listening to while you got stuck? I think... Do you know what I mean? How deep is... I've been listening to this song called How Deep Is Your Love, but not like... How deep is your love? No, it's the one that's like...

How deep is your love? Is your love? How deep is your love? It's really good. I'll send it to you. Sounds good. Yeah, I thought, yeah. Sounds really good.

I gave you a really good rendition there so I knew you'd be bowled over receive it gorgeous another thing is and I did this as well but when people panic about their liquids when they go through security

oh my god that's and I did it as well. So I can't be hypercritical though. But like when people fully panic, like when they're like, like they're really panicking now. So we just had hand luggage. So we're going through,

I already sorted out my liquid. So I had it in a separate container. So I was like fine. I knew that it's in a little sealed bag. Now, let me tell you, I had way too many toiletries but I thought, I'm traveling with boys as well so I'll give a few to someone, give a few to someone, I'll be fine, I'll be fine.

Clearly not. Do you know what fucking hair gel they've got? Or like hair wax. Do they not have an arm? No, no, so one of our friends had two plastic bags. And he was like, how are you not fitting yours in a plastic bag? And I was like, how are you not fitting yours in a plastic bag? And I was like,

why have you got two? He was like, well, I can't fit it into one. I was like, you can't have two, you dickhead. You need one. So you need one.

You're all queuing up putting it in security and people are fully panicking about their toiletries. Now, let me tell you, in my toiletries, I have my eyelash serum in there. Yeah.

So that's going nowhere. Yeah. That's got to get through security. Yeah. And then in there, I've got my Tattoo Bloody Face Cream So that's going nowhere. That's got to get through security. And then in there, I've got my Tattoo Bloody Face Cream. That's going nowhere. That's got to get through security. So I was panicking as well. Oh, and she's like, do you need this?

I'm like, yes. And then he's like, well, do you need it? I was like, this needs to stay. I was literally like, getting really stressed. I had to take my jumper off. I was like, oh. I was so stressed. And there was this woman next to take my jumper off. I was like, oh! I was so stressed. And there was this woman next to me that clearly didn't understand what was going on either.

And she's like, asking every item. Like, she has a lipstick. Like, shows the guy. She's like, is this liquid? He's like, yeah, you're going to have to put that in there. She's like, ah. And then she like, opens up her bag, fucking all full of liquids. And she's like, looking at it.

And she's like, mm. Anyway, she starts panicking as well she's like well i've got my i've got like my expensive shampoo and oh no and he's like well you can't bring that to it and then she's like well well what am i gonna do then and i was like no it's not that i've been dead but i was like what shampoo is it had a look over overplates shit so i thought yeah i'd be shitting it as well i would be shitting it oh but yeah it just makes me die that is so funny i remember actually because i went to canada last year and um my family were it was at the time everyone was getting their

luggage lost at heathrow so my parents were like we're gonna go on a two-week holiday with hand luggage only um which we did successfully however one thing I didn't anticipate was liquids being such an issue. Yeah. And I managed to get my liquids all in to bless up my little sister. She had no liquids, so I was like, brilliant. Oh, good.

But I remember we were in the queue. I got something confiscated off me. Did you? It was a body souffle, right? What the fuck is that? It said it was 200 grams. I'm like, if it's a body souffle oh like come on so I just I kind of buried it in my case and wrapped it around loads of

jumpers in the hope they could just kind of scoop through it and they were like hey what's this yeah they did they were like what is this I'm like oh it's a body souffle I'm like what is this I'm like a body souffle it had glitter in it as well it was from both body works i loved it um and they were like i was like yeah this is 200 milliliters i'm like it says 200 grams on there they said it's grams over milliliters we're gonna have to throw this away and that's throw away oh no i was fuming but I remember in the queue, there was this guy next to me who obviously like drugs are cheaper, like ibuprofen, paracetamol and stuff.

When they say like one plastic bag, everyone knows it's like a teeny plastic bag. This guy has a full on like lunch Ziploc bag that's like this big, filled to the brim with liquid ibuprofen. Like literally like huge thing. And they're're like you can't take this through he's like why not and he was literally like that he was proper beefing them because they're obviously liquid capsules yeah so they were like this is liquid you can't take this through and also why do you have literally that easily could have been like a thousand in

there like out he decanted them all into this bag because he was like i'll get this through and also why do you have literally that easily could have been like a thousand in there like out he decanted them all into this bag because he was like i'll get this through security and it was literally fucking huge that's so weird he was proper beefing them i think they actually they took him to like yeah yeah you were they were like why do you have this and he was like can i not get this through and they're like you have to fit it all in this little bag and he's like except but i brought my own bag yeah and i'm like you fucking idiot you weird man some people really take chances yeah you weird weird weird man you're a little freak questions of the week hit me you've got serious this week yeah this is something that we spoke about actually while we're in cornworm um and i thought oh interesting can't wait to put this to

the pod oh because it's also something we've also spoken about. Would you want to know if your best friend hates your boyfriend? Or your partner? Oh, shit. Yes, I think I would want to know, actually. Because in a best friendship, you should kind of be honest with each other yeah so if it's oh god that's a really hard one okay if it's a valid reason so say if you're like i don't like archie i don't think he treats you right yeah then i'd be like okay well you you've got my best

interests there or if you were just like i don't like archie i think he's too silly then i'd be like look that's your issue right do you know what i mean so i think if it was for a reason where you're looking out for me and you think oh it's for her own good and it's to protect her in the relationship then i'd be like oh okay that's sweet but also look i i will take that opinion and I'll do with that as I will, but you need to be able to trust me to crack on. Yes. And I think also I wouldn't want you to, I wouldn't want my friend to be like lying to me saying,

oh my God, I love him. And then I'm like, I'm not starting. So I'm like, yeah, I do want you to tell me. It's so hard, isn't it? Because like, if I brought someone back, you want, like, I'd want them to like, you to like them so much. Yeah. And if you guys didn't, I'd be like,

because I think as well with friends, especially like really, really close friends, they know you so well. So if they don't like something about the guy, then I'm like, there's clearly something wrong with him. Unless it's something like a friend's trying to be malicious and be, like, difficult for the sake. Because there are some psychopathy people, you know what I mean?

Genuinely. Who will be like, I hate your boyfriend, and then, like, you hear where people are like, I hate your boyfriend, they break up, and then they try and get the closet. Yes, yeah, yeah. But I think if it comes from a genuine place, I think you're right.

Yeah, completely. And I think, especially think especially like if i asked you point blank like what do you think of him i want you to be honest yes so i i would say yes i would want to know amazing um but for the reason that they tell me then i would say okay thank you i appreciate you telling me that but i'm gonna now take that into my hands you know yeah. Rather than carry on with that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I love that. Yeah. Right, I've got a great one for you. Silly question. Okay, would you rather have the best tits, like, ever,

so your tits always look great. Yeah. They're, like, perky, they stand up. The room doesn't need to be cold. Your nipples are always, like, hard. Wow. Like, they look incredible. Stunning.

They're nice and round and perky. Even you lie down they're like in the perfect position wow but on the back side of that no pun intended your arse is a shit like you've got the worst arse and when i say worst arse like actually it's personal preference but it's the flattest stars. It's like almost inverted. That's how flat it is. Or have the best cracking arse you've seen in the world. Like it's round, it's peachy, it's full. Your tits are

shit. You've got like, you've got balloons as tits. Water balloons as tits. They're looking appalling, what would you pick? Shit, shit, shit. Shit.

And you can't get a boob job, you can't get anything done. If you've got a shit arse, you can't go to the gym to change that. God, this has really stumped me. Because I think... I've always wanted a cracking arse. However, I think if I was really insecure about my tits, that would be bad. Do you know what?

No. Do you know what? I'm going to go with tits because- Great tits? Yeah. I think because I've already got like, I think my arse now, no one's writing home about.

No one's writing a sonnet about that, Batty. No one's writing home about my arse right now. Okay. I'm already living with quite a flat arse anyway. Yeah. So if I had the chance to, like, have sensational tits, then I'd do that. Okay.

Well, I've thought about this for myself. And because I love my tits, I couldn't get rid of these beaut that. Okay. Well, I've thought about this for myself. And because I love my tits, I couldn't get rid of these beauties. No, they'd be so upset. I couldn't wake up one day and be like, and they're like completely different and shit. So I'd have to pick tits as well. Now stick with it, Katie.

No, no. Okay, now I'm going to stick right on with it. Yeah, absolutely. Great tits. Great tits. Great tits. Shit ass. God. That's the way to the week, guys.

Well, that's a wrap. That's a wrap. I hope you have a great Monday. Have a fabulous Monday, chickens. I hope you have a great Monday. I can't wait to hear all your debriefing. Email us. Come on, guys.

Email us. I'm going to have to slap you now. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to have to get annoyed. I'm going to have to slap you now. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to have to get annoyed. I'm going to get red. And angry. Katie's going to get red and I'll fall on the floor. So come on guys.

I've had enough of this now. Yeah you tell them. Yeah I will tell them. I've had enough of this now. Yeah. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? So love you guys. Love you and leave you. Have a lovely week. Bye! Love you!