The Debrief - A Letter To Our Younger Selves

Episode Date: October 23, 2023

On this episode of "The Debrief" Kitty and Katie read out letters to their younger selves and discuss dilemmas around what is cheating?! Email your Debriefs and Dilemmas to: [e-mail] hope you have a great week! Kitty and Katie x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎵 Hey, guys! Good bloody morning. Good morning to you. Good morning! Take off your top hat and wiggle your feathers. Good morrow. Cause fuck me, it's Monday. Shake your booty. Shake, shake, shake and wiggle your feathers. Good morrow. Because fuck me, it's Monday.

Shake your booty. Shake, shake, shake, shake your booty. Shake your booty, baby. Welcome to the debrief, everyone. Welcome to the debrief. Welcome back. Welcome back or welcome. How do you feel?

I'm feeling tip top, tippy toe toe. Yeah. Tippy toe toe. Tippy toe tap tip. I bet you are feeling tippy toes because your tippy toe toe. Yeah. Tippy toe toe. Tippy toe tap tip. I bet you are feeling tippy toes because your tippy toes always tap. I am tapping my little tippy toes on a Monday. I'm vibing. How are you vibing?

Oh my gosh. I'm in the best mood. Yes. And I'm really sorry, guys, if some people are out there like fucking shit. I am in the best mood. I'm really in the best mood. I don't know what's happened to me. But guys, it's the debrief.

It's the debrief. Welcome back. And what do we do on the debrief? We mantra. We fucking mantra. So I want to hear yours, Kirstie McNair. Do you? Yeah, I do.

I do. I do. I do. My mantra this week is, I recognize my skills and talent, which can take me on an exciting path. That's lovely. Now, this last week, I had a really really great experience I had great experiences which reinforced to me how much I'm actually doing I think sometimes you get so swept

away with life and all responsibilities you forget how much you're actually doing and um shout out again to Archie's sister she helped me a lot this week as well with kind of recognizing my skills and my ability yeah um but yeah I really sat back and a lot has come to me this week and you do realize so much you put in you get out yes it's such a overused phrase but it's so true it's it's like groundbreaking yeah everything you put in you genuinely do get back yeah and i've had that this week and that's why i felt like i recognize those yes and i'm getting it back hell yeah yeah fucking am now katie leach tell me what your mantra is my mantra is yeah i can do difficult things oh love it and it's something that one of my teachers

has been saying which is really interesting we've been doing a lot of like um balancing work and like finding your balance in different areas like on one leg kind of thing and i have fucking weak ankles oh my god they are trembling i need to use my wobble board they are trembling yeah so she and everyone's kind of struggling and kind of finding it and she goes literally tell yourself you can do difficult things and it'll get easier oh did she say that yeah so we're doing loads of different like kind of difficult postures and like yoga and core work and stuff and she was like you can all of you can do difficult things wow so like let's wise up i can't i love her energy really good yeah that's your kind of that i bet you just were like my girl i'm like yeah girl yeah yeah i can and there was me in the crow pose what the is a crow pose

it's when you kind of like sit like a frog and then you have to put almost like a head handstand but or like you're hunched over it's quite fun you'll have to show me later if i can do it yeah but if i can do difficult i can do it you'll. But if I can do difficult, I can do it. You'll smash it. Yeah, I'm going to smash it. You'll absolutely smash it. I am yoga. You know what it is. It's song time. Song of the week. Song of the week.

Mine is... I'm a droning in a bottle. You gotta love me the right way. It's not... It's rub me the right way. What did I say? Love me. Oh, yeah. You're gonna rub me the right way. What did I say? Love me. Oh, yeah.

You're going to rub me the right way. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I absolutely fucking love it. It's such a great song. I was on my run the other day because guys, you know, training for the half marathon. Oh, my God. And I literally, it came on.

I'm a genie in a bottle, baby. And I was like, oh, I was like, you are going on the fucking podcast this week. I love that song. But Christina Aguilera, I always thought it was Britney. Yeah. I always thought it was. Similar veins, aren't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, sing me your song of the week. Mine is, mine is, um. Bitch, I said what I said. I'd rather be famous instead. I let all that get to my head. I don't care. I paint the town red. Love it.

Paint the town red, Doja Cat. It's on my gym playlist. I fucking love that song. And every time it comes on, I'm like, ooh, she's a devil. She a bad little bitch. She a rebel. I'm like. Oh, it's so good.

It kind of puts that ready to lift you know yeah yeah yeah you feel like you could booty strain wrecker wrecker recommendation

love it okay this one is one of our homebodies like one of our absolute favourites mm-hmm um

jukes head by the river putney yummy I'm not being funny but it's just so so fucking nice many a good time at the jukes head it the river putney yummy i'm not being funny but it's just so so fucking nice many a good time it's a great pub pub slash bar slash restaurant i have been to the jukeshead when they put on an event and it was kind of like a clubbing scene oh yeah and they had like didn't

you yeah and it was it wasn't fully clubbed for the so the people that don't like clubbing don't be put off but they only do that on occasion. But then it's such a great, which you don't really find summer and winter bar. That's true actually. That's bang on because it's on the river. It works both ways. It's perfect in the summer. It's perfect.

Perfect in the summer. Had a lovely April spritz there. Yeah. It's so nice. We had our Christmas there last year, our flat Christmas. The vibe is great. Great pub. Give it a go. Come on everyone. it's so nice we had our christmas there last year our flat christmas the vibe is great great pub

give it a go come on everyone you might see me running past you on the fucking river run i'll probably miss you going to quite yeah yeah probably what's better guys we've got a interesting podcast for you this week yeah now we are reflecting on our younger selves now i'm 21 peach is 22 old lady i'm sorry i'm decrepit on me rocking chair in the corner but before we properly dive in yeah i wanted to ask you this week um the two of us asked our parents three words to describe ourselves when we were little ones yes we have previously yes done words to describe ourselves when we were young yeah but i thought it's quite interesting to get our parents perspective well yeah we don't i'm not being funny but i did not know me 10 years ago like i was just living

but i didn't know no but seriously i'm 21 and like at 11 i didn't know me i was just living that's crazy like i wasn't like oh i know what she's like i was just like i'm living life but i don't really know what no but you're bang on like that is bang on so i was like so for people who do know what life is our parents yeah like what what we are we like um so three words give them to me what were your three words that your parents said you were i said to my parents what would you describe to me as a child as like a little babby as a child oh babby well i think they went with babby because if they didn't i'm gonna be really fucking offended okay because they said chubby oh my god chubby well nothing wrong with that case chubby nothing wrong with her challenging Oh my God. Chubby.

Well, nothing wrong with that, Katie. Chubby. Nothing wrong with that. Challenging. And then charming. Oh, well, at least you redeemed yourself. They felt guilty. They felt guilty.

They felt so guilty. Cursed. I said, ch chubby question mark and they said that when i was like guys i was asking about my personality like literally like what's that about um they said that i had really cute michelin man legs so my mom was like you were really cute you had sumo wrestlers yeah i was a sumo wrestler for sure she was like you were quite chunky and it was adorable and i was like okay i love when babies are like that yeah the best kind of babies challenging i was definitely i was a little shit and i knew you say this like i know

that your parents have referenced that you were a little shit i was a little and your sister your older sister was like um mary yeah so mary they had mary and then they were like oh my god let's have joseph but then the fucking devil was a demon the demon came along child with the red hat yeah feral i just can't imagine you feral like i honestly can't i was really misbehaved really yeah but then i did grow out of that but i also feel bad girl born to be bad yeah so chubby and then you had challenging and charming. Of course you're charming. Of course.

I could see you as charming. She said charming because I would have a habit to gloss over the truth, is what she called it. Didn't we all at that age, though? Because she... Did we ever grow out of that? Yeah, like, yeah, no, no. But she said that I'd come back in, like, with chocolate all over my face. My mum would be like, did you eat chocolate? of that yeah like yeah no no that's but she said that i come back in like with chocolate all over my face my mum would be like did you eat chocolate i'd be

like no no she'd be like casey did you eat the chocolate okay i love you oh it's so funny what did your lovely parents describe you i feel a bit guilty now um the first the first one's kind. I'm sorry, Katie. Should I lie? You should have come back. She actually said... Devilish. Nasty. Nasty, nasty.

Malicious child. Yeah. Sociable. Sociable. Yeah. Let me just get them out, otherwise I'm going to just cringe. The third one was confident. There we are

and move on see you next monday guys and confident sorry yeah yeah sorry sorry about that sorry oh my god what a loving tribute i know i thought that was quite that was lovely that's quite sweet and i i would definitely the confident and the sociable i would have said as a child kind i don't know like like not in a brutal way but i think i loved life so much i didn't something that drives me more than anything in the world is love and i know it sounds cringy but it's true yeah the people i love my friends my family arch like my partner the ones that i love yeah i would do anything for but but i'm not like oh my kindness i'm just like no i love you like yeah do you know what i don't know i don't know maybe i'm talking

out my hoop anyway um and i also wanted to ask about nicknames like childhood nicknames and i have a nickname that we all are frequented with um so when i was really younger um when i was literally a babby as we said um i used to when i'd cry it would sound like i was quacking so i was like and my parents honestly saw this little child like i'm crying and they didn't think like oh darling they were laughing they were like she sounds like a fucking duck like so anyway they called me quacky or quackers or and my dad to this day love you dad oh my god still does he'll text me you write quacks you write quackers he says in front of you like he always says it whenever he's hi quacky i'm like call me quacky please and even like when i'm beefing or something he'll literally say to me i'll stop you quacking and i'm like it's so true like it's so true um and your nickname chubster

chubby your nickname's challenging your nickname bitch stupid cow my nickname which my mistake oh i'm so sorry what was your nickname peach my nickname was either what my mom messaged me this and i was like i never recall you naming me this what She gave me two. One was KK, which I... KKW. KKW.

I do remember. And it was always like, KK. Aw. You all right, KK? And my dad would sometimes text me, you know, hey, KK. And I'm like, hey, girl. But my mum said she'd also call me poober. Oh, my God, you're such a poober.

And I did... I'm not being funny. I'm not calling you that. I did text her saying, oh, god you're such a pooh bear and i'm not being funny i'm gonna start calling you that i did dexter saying oh my god i am pooh bear you are and she said we always say in like the pooh bear the cast of pooh bear i would be you would play just one but my honey is cereal oh yeah 100 so i do kind of vibe with pooh bear but i do i do not remember i have a feeling my parents, I ever feeling they've gotten me confused with my other siblings. Like, truly.

Oh, truly. Well, clearly not. I didn't call you Angel, did I? No, no, no. Like, yeah. Didn't call you kind, sociable, confident. The reason why we've asked our parents about what we were like as little ones and our nicknames is because, oh God, the moment.

I've gotten nervous. Is we've actually written letters to our younger self. And we're going to read our letters to each other. How are you feeling? I'm feeling a bit nervous. Okay. What are you feeling nervous about? I feel like...

Do you feel a bit vulnerable? I think it is quite vulnerable yeah because i feel like maybe we can read them and kind of talk about what if we want to what we mean context wise yeah but i also think that yeah i mean as as with anything you know people like we give a certain image of ourselves and you know and i feel like how we present ourselves is very very like what we're like in real life absolutely completely but like this is quite vulnerable but everybody has something about them a side or a trait or a quirk that they are insecure about or or not even insecure, it's just really vulnerable to them. And that's quite scary to let people in.

Okay, so hand the letter, pass the letter. I love this paper. What does it say? Save a life and all its magic. Oh my God, I love that. Okay. Oh God, oh God, oh God.

Oh my gosh, lovely writing. That's really nice. Okay. Again, I love that. Okay. Oh god, oh god, oh god. Oh my gosh, lovely writing. Thank you. That's really nice. Okay. Again, I'm going to say, I'm going to address it to you, but also to KK and Pooh Bear. Your younger self. Oh my god, oh my god, why am I crying? It's okay.

Oh. It's alright. Let me know when you're ready. Yeah, I'm good. Okay. You sure? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. do yeah i'm good okay you sure yeah okay dear katie or kk or pooh bear wow what a ride you're about to go on i know right now you feel quite alone and that you won't find people who get you as such that strangeness and quirkiness that would be used to hurt your feelings you will learn to embrace and that is the reason why the ones that love you love you for who you are. You will go on to make amazing friendships and learn valuable life lessons. You find your footing with performing and finally get the confidence to stand up and sing, something that you're still doing now and are really good at.

You get to see and experience the world with your bestest friends who love and embrace you. You will experience love and heartbreak, although it wasn't Zac Efron like you'd hoped. Dave had some interesting nights out and I'm still learning to find your limit I don't don't ask me about Liverpool. If I'm being completely honest you never really get better at sports. But you have so many other redeeming qualities. That's so true. I'll end on this, Katie, KK, Pooh Bear.

You're so special, more than you realise. You're funny, kind, caring, and the bestest friend to those around you continue being unapologetically yourself trust me the ones worth it will find you you are so lucky and so loved more than you know so please trust me you're not you are not ready for all the goodness and love in your life from Katie oh oh my gosh that was beautiful that was so lovely and that was beautifully written what did that feel like to hear that from me it was so weird because I didn't I really wasn't that emotional writing it it's so cathartic isn't it yeah i think it's so how did you feel when you wrote it

i feel like it was just a given i thought it was interesting the first thing that i kind of went in on is that i feel like i just for backstory and context i went to two different primary schools and i was basically bullied out the first one okay um not deep in the mood anymore guys um but it was always they were just so the people at that school was so different to me and i was kind of like weird and that kind of strangeness they were like not vibing so yeah and I remember my mum would always tell me like there will be people that kind of get it and I feel like I live with those people now. Oh darn it she's really nice. Oh god. I think it's such a hard period of time. Finding your feet those years are really hard yeah um and we all everyone has difficulty

finding friends i promise you everyone has those times of feeling really alone and i think in in your letter saying i know you feel alone wow because initially that really surprised me i mean we're both open with each other and i have known about you know your history and stuff but i i just don't associate that with the strong woman in front of me not that you weren't strong then and i seriously mean that i i only say that i could never imagine you being alone because you're so loved you know um the love we all have for you is just so encompassing like i honestly can't imagine my life without you so i think that was surprising to me but you knew where that came from yeah yeah um i think yeah it was just it was correct even the school i then went on to it was just an instant change and i i owe so much

of my myself to that school oh okay because they were the ones that pushed performing they were the ones that wow and you know i think every that was Oh, wow. And, you know, I think every institution... That was your outlet. Yeah, every place has its quirks, but I think I wouldn't be as myself as I am without that school. Wow, okay. And it just came at the right time in my life,

and I just feel like it's only gotten better. Yeah. KK. Little KK. Little Pooh Bear. She's living with little wackadoodles as well. Yeah. Oh, gosh.

All right. Are you ready? Oh, my God. I'm a bit nervous now. God, I'm a Pisces as well. It's just tears on the body. I'm so sorry. I wrote a fucking dissertation.

So get yourself ready. Right, you ready? Ah, I'm nervous now. Dear Kitty, a.k Kitty, aka Quacky. Hey girl, it's me, or you, I guess. I'm going to say a few things to you, but I promise you that it comes from a place of love. So I ask that you are patient and trust the words that I'm going to say. First of all, I'm so proud of you.

Kitty, you're one determined and focused girl with such a long life full of success in front of you. Trust yourself, trust your gut and never give up on yourself. You have always had lots of friends, always liked to be the class clown. You're a great friend and for those fortunate enough to be the one, you will protect them at all costs. You are so loyal, loving, giving and kind to your friends but I want you to really remember who Kitty is. I want to remind you that you are more than enough just as you are. You have incredible people skills and people are drawn to you just for being you. Don't try to be anything you are not. You don't need to because the person you are, the person Kitty McNeil is, is spectacular. There will be

bumps in the road Kitty but these bumps, these obstacles make you strong. You are very headstrong and I promise you that you can and will get through anything. You have overcome a lot and continue to surprise yourself how tough you really are. As you get older you will find the bumps become a lot less impactful. But Kitty, life doesn't just get any easier. You become more resilient, more strong, more tough. You are powerful and I believe you can get through anything. There are so many people who genuinely love you just the way you are. Some of these people you already know, some you are yet to meet. But Kitty, you have the most incredible family around you. The older you get the more you will start to realize just how

special and unique your family are. The closeness, the kindness, the love, the forgiveness, the patience the McNeils have for each other are unmatched. You are very lucky. Kitty it is okay to let people in. You try to be there for everyone else but it's okay to be looked after as well. You can be a deep thinker, and that's okay. It means you care. But remember, you can't worry about things you can't control. So take a deep breath, look around you, and see how many people in your life are there for you.

Your ability to laugh and make others laugh is one of your biggest strengths. Never lose that. You make people smile. You make people happy just by being you. You have an incredible talent to act. It's got you so far in the industry and so far in your life. Your talent has always been there,

but continue to work on it, to challenge it. You'll not believe the things you're about to achieve. Keep working hard and you will get everything you want in your career. I believe in you. Believe in yourself, Kitty, because success is coming. Just before I sign off, I want to reiterate a few things.

To continue to be kind. Kitty, those who love you will be very clear. To be true to yourself because the girl you are is amazing. So trust the process because everything happens for a reason. I love you. You are so loved and you are always enough love from me slash you or us p.s you've got a boyfriend oh my gosh that's lovely it's really hard oh god i can't talk um it's really hard to hear your own words. Beautifully written.

Thank you, darling. Those home truths are really hard. I am so overwhelmed. You know, none of that hearing brings me sadness. No. You know. It's just, you know, like, when you put it all to paper, it's like, oh, wow.

Because I think a lot, at our age, people say age people say to us oh my gosh you've barely lived you're 21 you're 22 you've got the whole life ahead of you you're a baby but actually we have left we've had 21 years of life we've had 22 and what was that like you know yeah and i think to be able to do this at a young age and maybe to do it one more both again in 20 years time yeah um wow oh that's a lot i'd be at most but no i know a few of the words are just pretty tough aren't they wow that was lovely that was beautiful i know you didn't have physical touch but i'm going to give you a little hand squeeze i literally force gated that physical touch would but I'm going to give you a little hand squeeze. I literally force Katie to have physical touch with me. I love it. No, I'm so glad I got to experience that with you.

Someone I love and someone I trust. Yeah. And I urge you debriefers. That was lovely. To do this with someone that you love, you know. Yeah. And do this because I think everyone would get something out of this. Yes, yeah. To see how far they've come.

And also to recognize who they are and yeah you know um faults but but but how you've changed and you know and how you've developed or even just do this to yourself and read it to yourself and that'll be scary maybe record it and listen it to listen to it yes yeah voice yeah thank you for that peach thank you for that mcneil okay debriefers

we're gonna go on to something else we've been written a dilemma I have not heard this one Katie has not heard and really got

exciting guys because we have visuals as well visuals we've been sent visuals so I'm excited to see sounds like we've been sent nudes yeah

really exciting guys okay really i'm gonna read it to peach question from listener oh so there is this guy fucking hot but nothing serious but i do kind of fancy of course fair last night yeah we went out for his birthday and he said a few things that he hasn't said before oh he then told me this morning how much he loves me and really appreciates me oh as a as a friend well it hasn't been sad oh god interesting has anything happened between these these i don't believe okay but there's there's tension there's tension there's vibe there's defo flirtation

defo vibe and now he's like i love you so much and everything you do for me i think so interesting okay oh my god let's go for i'd be in love um he said last night how glad he was that i came and that he'll text me in the morning which he did oh well this sounds good see last night he came up to me and kissed my face the side side of my face, and then just walked off. Oh, that's quite sexy. That's really sexy. That's quite sexy. I'm quite gentlemanly about a cheek kiss.

Yeah. That's quite sexy. By the way, he was drunk. Okay, but that's fine. Drunk action, sober thoughts. Yeah, drunk action, sober thoughts is fine. It's fine. It's fine.

Yeah. sober thoughts yeah drunk action sober thoughts is fine it's fine yeah however my friend female kept flirting with him by the way she knows the situation between him and I oh so they're close friends I believe so oh for she was she was dancing but kept looking at me while doing it she was dancing but kept looking at me while doing it you're kidding that's i'm not being funny you're not being funny that's fucking outrageous that's intentional that's outrageous you're kidding this this she is either really fucking stupid or malicious that's malicious that's right let's see what she says we're literally halfway through he kept getting annoyed at her and would come over and speak to me about it oh that's a good sign that is a good sign oh that's so interesting because i'm i'm not being funny but if he if then he was like cracking on you'd be like oh well it

sounds like he likes her i don't know what he is like with other girls to be fair as my mates don't really know him in that way okay okay so i'm guessing that this girl's just kind of likes this guy but she introduced him to then kind of her friend group but now her friend's kind of flirting with him what the fuck okay to be honest girls i'm just confused do you think that he is into me or am i just reading between the lines p.s the girl the friend told me that he said to her that he liked me i don't know what to do is she just saying this to call shit should i trust her does he like me i'm confused wait so the friend that's flirting with the guy she likes yes um we're gonna have to give him a name um poobah poobah so yeah so anna the girl that's written in likes poobah she likes poobs and poobs is thinking and is good i would say personally

yeah giving clear indications that he likes her yeah but melissa also sorry for context we've got a video of seeing her dance oh my god oh my god oh my god do you want to see it okay i will admit that i did see this earlier and i think it's fucking outrageous a few moments later oh my god that's terrible to be fair you can see in the video he's not into it debriefers she's kind of got her arms around him and stuff she then kind of like puts him in a headlock yeah yeah and he's like trying to rough his hair and stuff oh he he doesn't look into it he's not like and he leaves and he leaves yeah i i will be honest so if anna and anna and wait who's anna anna's the girl that's running around okay so anna and pooh bear seem to be hitting it off no let's call her piglet okay if pooh bear and

piglet hitting it off yeah and eeyore yeah is dancing with pooh bear yeah and pooh bear's not vibing eeyore but are you saying yeah that eeyore yeah has gone to pooh bear no eeyore has gone to piglet and been like poobs told me that poobs is into you but now piglets like oh piglets like but what the fuck you've just been flirting with him then so why are you flirting with him but then telling me that he likes me but then he's like do you think she's do you think she's trying to set her up for failure a bit there then well i'm a bit confused because not gonna be not being funny i actually think this guy is into piglet I think poops is into piglet but I think it by the sounds of it look I don't know but by the sounds of it it

sounds that he's fair but nothing serious you just fancies him I think he's not used to a relationship typically male again stereotyping absolutely fancies her but doesn't know how to express it so he's just kind of like kissing her on the cheek texting her in the morning saying to her i'm so glad you're here i love you so much i appreciate you sounds like he likes her like yeah i i will say i think it is so and i hate to say it because we've all been there yeah it is so clear you know when a man like you yeah yeah yeah you know when someone's into you yeah and if you're guessing maybe they do but not a hundred percent with their chest yeah yeah so if you're gonna oh gosh i wonder like he's being very clear to be fair i think he's sexually attracted to this woman

i don't know if he's ready for a relationship i'd need more context do you know what i mean but i think he does fancy her i think he definitely absolutely the issue that i fucking got why is she dancing with him when she knows her friend sitch then looking at her friend while she's dancing i personally if you said to me yeah for example like oh my god i i really like this guy like blah blah i the only reason yeah i would go up to him would be to be like oh my god like and urge you guys together yeah yeah try and play fucking cupid so the only thing i can think of is this girl was trying to play cupid but from the look of that video it didn't look like there was any conversation and considering the girl said earlier my friends don't really know him that well

then i'm like why the fuck are you doing that then there are certain people in this world that needs And considering the girl said earlier, my friends don't really know him that well, then I'm like, why the fuck are you doing that then? There are certain people in this world that needs everyone to fucking fancy them. Even if they don't fancy them. Even if, we know quite a few of these people. Yes. We know quite a few who are just like, you wouldn't tell your deep, darkest secrets to

because they would use them. I think advice girl to girl to girl be wary of her be be wary i'm not sure she's got your best interest i don't know it depends on your closeness i don't know if i'd be fair i know i don't because then it makes a kind of a bigger problem i almost for these kind of personalities i would also i would almost kind of don't be fit avoid it yeah like just act as if it did not bother you in the fucking slightest because what will bother her more is when he fucking picks you and he's gonna pick you he's it sounds like he's made his decision and if he's coming up to you like we can see that video

he's coming up to you like i feel so uncomfortable oh my god i want to be i want to be here like say oh my god i love you i appreciate you i'll text you in the morning text her in the morning comes up and kisses her in the club come on go get that honey piglet you go get that honey shout out to fucking piglet piglet you've got this we love you don't don't underestimate yourself because girl you've got fucking worth girl you're piglet hot shit you're hot shit hot shit this fucking poops would be so lucky oh my god it's not whether does he like me do you like him girl you have so much power because genuinely if you went up to him right here right now laid it on him yeah he would take it love you pick that's a given

piglet you've got it you're the you're the absolute best don't let eeyore flapping around in the corner no no no distract you don't also don't let eeyore make you feel like you're not good enough for him like oh my god maybe he doesn't like me anyway or like no do not let him don't don't know because you are 10 10 you're a beauty absolutely so he would be so lucky to have a bit of the piglet you know yeah so i think try to navigate the relationship with eol but i would say best avoid not like fully i'm not saying cut her out of your life i'm just saying don't let that rise don't let that what's the word um rise above that yes and just be like well if you need that that's fine but i don't need that i don't get validation from taking my friends 100 percent and also just keep an eye keep an eye yeah maybe keep an eye though because if if this is a recurring thing yeah then

beef it and if she's kind of recurringly annoying you or kind of doing things like this she's yeah if she's trying to poach you don't need that if she's trying to poach guys from you on a night out constantly like that's not a friend no no no no absolutely not so just keep an eye but thanks for emailing absolutely love a little email in X X lovely tell me my one was I got dust in my eye today and it came at a really bad time so I was walking kill kill kill kill yeah cool beans I was walking back into uni and there was this there's this really gorgeous guy who i keep making eye contact with in the hall the blonde one the blonde

one yeah and i keep making eye contact and he was walking back in as well and we were kind of walking towards each other so i kind of gave him my god did you yeah so i was kind of like you know walking in like like nonchalant i'm like oh give a face give it oh my god like sexy supermodel um then a bit of dust gets in my eye no so we're walking towards each other and then i'm like twitching i'm like no no no no no no no no it's so embarrassing it's so embarrassing that is so embarrassing for you peach i'm sorry the bag i'm sorry you ready yeah okay we knew it was coming we knew it was

coming what this one so basically oh my god oh my god i just got it oh my god and you know what the reason why i actually had to fucking say it because i thought otherwise peach well oh my god basically don't ask me why peach and i found ourselves at a house warming with a bunch of south africans eating steaks while watching the rugby like in our element out of body experience i loved it absolutely like not being funny best steak i've ever had in my life they know how to put on a barbecue. Oh, my God. They're a broi. Yeah, they did. They're a broi. Honestly, it's such a sexy accent. As well as the steaks being brought around,

there were also sausages being brought around, okay? Now, we all stood around, like, a group of us, and the guy that's hosting, the two people there, like, the two people hosting the event is like handing food around anyway he comes up to us and he offers us like the sausages that i'm not being funny he's just fucking slaved over okay when i say he's slaved over it he had to change shirts afterwards because he was sweating so much he was the best he was that's how much effort he put into hosting and i was like fuck me he was behind that much. He was the best. He was genuinely such a good host. That's how much effort he put into hosting. And I was like, fuck me, you're incredible.

He was behind that barbecue from 5.30 to 10 p.m. Fucking just churning the meat. Churning it away. We were all fed. So I'm not being funny. Fed very well. He then fucking hands the season. He's like, oh, guys, sausages, sausages.

Everyone in the group takes one. I'm stood there like a fucking mug. So Casey, you can ask me if I want one of the sausages. Oh, would you like one of the sausages? Oh, I mean, oh, my gosh. I usually would. Oh, my gosh, I genuinely would. But you see, I'm gluten free.

So, usually, no, seriously, I would usually nom, nom, nom them all up. But I can't. What the fuck? What the fuck was wrong with me? He honestly left the conversation, and I was like, I am fucking socially inept. He'd been slaving away for fucking hours, and I'm like, no.

And also he looked at me. He looked, he was literally, he had the plate, and he was like, and everyone took one. So then he did it again like. That was the issue. And I was like, stop shoving your fucking gluten sausage in my face. He went round like a group of us, and we all took one so then he did it again like that was the issue so shoving your fucking gluten sausage in my face he went around like a group of us and we all took one we were like oh my god this is so yummy yummy yummy and like bless him he was just so excited like and he was just

like oh my god brilliant like ha like and we all took multiple pieces and he kind of got to you and you were like no thank you i felt so it was sweet because you were like i'm no do you know it was the nom nom it was the nom nom why did i fucking say do you know it's the nom nom nom why did i fucking say that because i'd usually nom nom them all up it was like i'm gonna fucking it was the fact that you like you declined it fine but i will blame him slightly yeah because he still stood there he was like oh okay he wasn't like oh no worries he didn't really respond so you were like oh no thank you and he was like with a plate of sausages i fucking spent hours on this and he was like and you're like oh i would absolutely like shut up i would nom nom

but i'm afraid okay let's go on to questions question question he's your serious question i'm still going yeah go on hit me hit me hit me okay with your bear i feel like we've had this conversation outside of the podcast but i thought i'd bring it to the podcast so people can intervene with their thoughts as well you're on your deathbed oh my god no you know i god okay says look before you go i'm gonna walk you through and you'll be a fly on the wall to witness the answer to any mystery any mystery and it's not just you'll know who did it you'll see see it happen real time. Oh my God. See what actually happened, how it went down.

Okay. And then you will go peacefully. Okay, cool. Cool. I've got a few. I was always quite interested in the Oscar Pistorius trial. Yes. You know when that was...

But he did. He did do it. Yes. But I want to understand what happened because he loved his girlfriend. That's the story, you know. And he loved his girlfriend and he was just asleep so that in order to protect himself,

he got the gun and shot her. Something's not right there. Something doesn't add up. Did he act out of anger? Or was he genuinely terrified for his life? Because obviously he was vulnerable. He was an athlete, no? Yes, but he was vulnerable that he had to get his prosthetic leg.

Like, you know, that would have been hard. But I'm like, what happened there? That's something. Yes. Everyone wants to know Madeleine McCann. Yeah. That's a given that's the if you said you get to know one unanswered mystery yeah everyone will go to madeline mccann first so um oj simpson oj simpson oj simpson yeah i would want to yeah i i went through a really weird phase in my life tell me where i

became obsessed with the oj simpson story oh interesting on bbc i play they came out with a three-part documentary um about the trial itself oh my god no way and they were three three-hour documentaries i watched them all i was fucking obsessed with what went wrong how interesting how did it all go so wrong okay like the um but i also loved the um the people versus oj with cuba gooding junior as oj simpson i thought it was just fabulous with david swimmer as rob kardashian yeah great the the whole thing you're like how did this go so so wrong yeah that's what i would love to know because i i and i would also would just love to watch the the events as it's unfolding yeah completely there's something that i'm so interested in fascinated

it is weird because people are fascinated by like serial killers yeah and like go on tell me you know what i would want to know because it's a buzzfeed unsolved tell me i love buzzfeed unsolved but we watched the series on it yeah the stranger oh my god i would love i want to know who that fucker is what the fuck happened there who is the stranger because the fact it's a true story someone's getting to my house what is going on who is it that is what i want to know what's going on what's going on what's going on who is the stranger why are you doing that why why are you doing that where are you coming from because actually the thing that's scarier is i don't think it was paranormal no i think it was an actual

person but the fact that an actual person was doing it had access to that house how do you have where are the other passages you're getting into this house where are the other trap doors I do not see it's genuinely I would love to know that

yeah the the stranger or something but the funny thing with Jennifer Coolidge with Jennifer Coolidge the funny thing

with BuzzFeed Unsolved is that I always watch them I get so engrossed and I'm like so who did it and they're like this is BuzzFeed Unsolved and I'm like Unsolved oh it and they're like this is buzzfeed unsolved and i'm like

unsolved oh i get i'm like i get it okay i'm going on to see only silly silly this is a mad one white so buckle him oh okay okay you just got married okay yeah to the absolute love of your life you look gorgeous yeah you've had the most amazing event yeah by the way you've probably dated for about you've known this man for about seven years yeah but you've been dating for five years okay so like a good amount of time now you're married like you are had the whole event you've got two choices for the next year your fiancé

will spend a year with you as a five year old child or a year with you as a 95 year old woman oh fuck you are so unhinged yeah got you there if i had to look after my hubby as a child i would get the egg oh my god i never i would get the egg oh my god i never thought of that okay but caring for my hubby as a 95-year-old man and having intellectual conversations

and just kind of snuggling, I would much rather go older than... Because then that's weird. But you're looking after him. It's you. Did he or did he not say in sickness and in health at the altar? He did.

He did. He put a ring on the finger and said in sickness and in fucking health. So I'm telling did he put a ring on the finger and said he's sickness and in fucking health so i'm telling you now you're gonna take the old one i'm gonna take the elderly one would you say you'd rather go young 100 i'm gonna test arch to see if he's good with kids i'm gonna be like have a fucking year of me terrorizing you see what you fucking because archie wants kids badly i'm not seeing i'm not letting him see me with sacky tits i'm not being funny no but he would he wouldn't find me fucking hilarious as a child no i will have to put it out

there because i think not gonna lie people would agree with me i can't lie i'm gonna i'm gonna be honest i think people are gonna but the question isn't if he turns young that's not no no no no like it's you yeah if it was, then I'd choose Arch to be old because I'd be like, oh, you'd be so cute. But I think Arch would find me... I think he'd get the it seeing me dribbling with my tits in between my thighs.

Because he's only seen me hot shit. But I'm not being funny. He has. So then he's like, oh my god, this is what you're going to be like. Actually, fuck that. I won't be like that. No, I personally... i'll be frozen anyway i'm gonna no i am gonna freeze so i can come back to life no no no seriously no i'm gonna get cryogenically frozen yeah no i am yeah if anyone on this podcast think i'm fucking deluded just watch me when i'm here in the year 4000

i'm having a bit of an existential because like two thousand years in the grand scheme of things don't please please don't don't it actually scares me please don't but i'll be here anyway so fuck it doesn't matter i'm gonna be frozen i'll come back oh my god right guys so i'm gonna go to five kitty's gonna be 95 cool i'm gonna be i can't wait to take this to a pod i'm gonna be a sick 95 year old i'm telling you that you'll have you'll play puzzles 100 and you'll be in a choir you'll be in a choir you'll be in a choir oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I would be in a choir and a reading group I'd be in the choir oh my god I'm dying I'm dying I would I would I would debriefers it's all right live from the Apollo live from the Apollo

we're clocking out I love you and good night love you have a great Monday have a great Monday I love you so much I'm so sorry that we made great Monday. Have a great Monday. I love you so much. I'm so sorry that we made it a moosh, but... Be good to yourselves. It's always good to check in what's going on up there, you know. Right, from the co-host of The Deep Rift, this has been Kitty McNeil. And this has been Casey Leach. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.