The Debrief - Club Classics | The Debrief Podcast

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

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I've got a rebel soul I've got a rebel soul Welcome to the Dibre With your camera is Kiti Minna And you're host, Kay Leeds I'm back for another day Another day A tiny little toes

Another dollar Oh my god Look at them And you've got a lovely pedicure A pedicure Oh my god I'm a nerve in it I think there's nothing classier

the matching toes on fingernails. Nothing class. I remember when I was at drama school because we were bare seat a lot. The one thing I did was made sure I always had a pedicure because looking down at my ugly toes. Couldn't happen.

You need to always have nice feet if you're taking off your socks. Always. There's nothing worse. Terrible. Dogs out. Oh. Oh. And smell a bit of someone on stinky face.

Oh, yeah. It's me. Oh. Always. Gilt. Go hang you all day. Shall we? Yes.

Okay, so because of the context of the podcast of the theme this week, my mantra is very specific. I give it to me. Girls, water between every cocktail, it will thank your past self. Love that. Water between every cocktail. Now, I won't say it's unrealistic to have a whole cocktail than a whole cocktail than a whole glass water. You're going to be belching all night.

Oh, yeah. You're going to feel sick. So I'm saying, just a little set. Just, you choke a pins back, just have a little set. You chuck a peanut collar back. You have a little sip. You have it. You chucked their sex on the beach back.

Have a little sense. Yeah. Okay. You can't be having four, five, six drains and then going, I'll have some water. No. Because by that point, the water's like, give me help, girl. Like the far. The water's like, I can't help.

I can't help now. I can't help you. It's like, it's when you're absolutely slaughtered. and then you're like, I'll have a glass of water and that'll fix it. Girl, we will pass the point of no return about two hours ago. Water's like... But justy, little bits, little bits, regular. Regularly hydrate.

Water between every cocktail, you will thank your past self. Do you know what I also find helps? Tell me. I recently had an electrolyte before I went to bed. Oh. And my hangover was not a lot. Really? I was like, whoa, ha, ha.

You were like, woo, life hard, condes system. I punched a night before I went to sleep and I was like, no hangover. Magnificent. Oh, that's sensation. So good. Tell me your mantra for this week.

My mantra for this week is, funny enough, keep talking about past you. Mine is, what would future me do? Oh. I've been asking myself that question a lot. What would future me do? If I'm like, oh, I don't know whether to do this. What would future me do?

I think she'd go. Stop it. Oh my God, I love that. I think future, like the future self, the version you want to be. be the best version of yourself. Go, go. She'd go. She'd go. It was like me yesterday. I was like,

oh, I really don't want to go to the gym. What a future me do? I think future me would go to the gym. I think future me would though. Yeah. Yeah. Literally, I finished my workout and I was like, I shouldn't, I should probably like go. Maybe I should do an incline walk. What would future me did an incline walk? I'm literally like bargaining with myself. Oh my God, I love that. That is a fantastic mantra. I'm loving that.

That is amazing. Yeah. My song for this week, again, to do with the clubbing. If you're a criminal, then get on the floor. If you're a party animal on the floor, men are sweat on the floor, on the floor, don't stop, pay you moving, keep your hands up. Now, I will admit all those words were wrong. But you go, I mean, I get you.

On the floor? Pit bull. No. No, it's probably wrong. I've called gentlemen and pears. Yeah, definitely. Is that correct? Okay, fantastic.

Brilliant, brilliant. I don't know I thought. No, I just thought I embarrassed myself for a site. No, no. Maybe. No, if that comes on in the club, don't sound, can you give you drinks on?

But bono, bummer, but on the floor. Yeah. Lover. Tell me your song for this week. My song for this week is When I go to the club, but all I hit is club classics. Oh, club classics.

Club, a, a, a, a, a, I can go to. to the club classics, Charlie X, X, X, X. Good beat to that one as well. Great one. The Brat, the Brat album is fantastic. Brat album. I love the Brat album. And Club Classics is a banger.

Club Clubs, Club Clavis. Love it. Records. Yeah. Or Rick, Rick.com. The show for this week. Yeah. is Piper's Bar Fara

is an Irish bar in Fara in Portugal which is a sensational night out we had the best time yeah you could request songs so they had a list

you could literally just go up and be like hit me with Desmond and be like got it I literally I just remember being so drunk I was like

Tom Jones Tom please it's not unusual please it's not unusual out of bill by anyone. Now, I will say,

anyone who's going to Portugal, whether you've been or whether you're going, you need, if you're going to Farrow and you want a little night out. The best thing about the Irish, but it wasn't like, it was feral in the best way. Yeah.

Because it was just people just having a drink and laughing and dancing. It wasn't like picnies or no picnys. No, no picnys. We're just loving it. Debrief? Debrief. Let's debrief.

So this week, we're talking about the club classics. Yay. Club, club classics. So Kit and I had the funniest time. Like, honestly, everyone needs, like, a great gal pal in their life. Yeah. Because I was like, I want a club husband for the evening. Absolutely.

And didn't you find him? Diego. This fucking name. Diago. Oh, Diago. And Diago didn't have a top on and let me say the Rick was rigging. Good rig. We went to this club which, I'll be honest, was not anywhere near a bit of Kit and I.

You would never catch us like that. It was a proper like EDM, like rave. Everyone there was on fucking MJs. Everyone had the sonny's, everyone was gurning. And we were on it. Abba? We've got a slip back ponies and like, where it's the Abba.

But we went in. We had such a fun time. We had a fun game of like copying people's dance moves. That was really fun. And people were so jogged up. They didn't even get it. Like no one was like, what are they doing? They were like loving it.

They were eating it up. It was so funny. I think we made a girl group in there within five seconds. Literally found the girls. Yeah, found a girl. They were like, where are you from? We were like, London. Landon.

And they were like Ask you about Rave culture Yeah They were like So what's the Rave culture Like in London It's so good

It's just so good Never been to a race in life My favourite My favourite thing was when Tiago Offered me Some MD And he was like You do MD

You want some MD And I was like I'm too high Katie's I'm not I'm so high I'm so high I shouldn't

Because I've got too much I've taken too much And the best thing It's okay to get with them she was so cute she kept looking back at me like you okay i was like girl so i put my hand firmly on katie's back it was honestly hilarious i'm like kissing this guy and she i feel my hand my mom's got me mommy's here mommy's her and honestly there was no better feeling because i was just bombing a lot i said to case so in these what were we in katia's heck no i fear it would

yes is that what one would tell you were at and no lyrics no lyrics just the beat just the beat. What I said to Katie, you've got to be creative. And that's one thing that Katie and I can stand up to that. Yeah. We created lyrics. Well, we created. Oh, no, not even lyrics. We created like, a narrative. A narrative and a story. The storytellers at the end of the day. So we could just move around that. Honestly, within, okay, first 10 minutes, I was like, fuck, this is like different to our ab vibe. Right. Once we had a drink, start on copying people's dancing, giggling. It was fun. This is brilliant. It was so funny. And then DiA Tiago, I must have you.

What did he say? I will. What did he say? What did he say? He was like, your kisses are so sweet. Your kisses are so sweet. What did you say? What did you say?

Really? Really. And then what do you say? He's like, I want to have sex with you. Yeah. You want to fuck. And I was like, oh. He was like, oh.

Kind of meeting our friends at the Irish bar. So that would be inconvenient. Not right. Tongue, okay. Not right now, Tiago. Yeah. It was devastating when you left. We were like in and out like the wind. We weren't there long, but the impression was long-lasting.

Absolutely. I could never forget the sweet kisses. Your kisses are so sweet. I was like, thank you. I'm going to put that on my hands. Yeah. I love it. So we asked the debrief.

Yeah. Some of the most unusual or feral things they've seen or done clubbing. Okay. And here are some of our favorites. Oh, yeah. So, first one is, saw someone get proposed to in a club. I can think of nothing worse. Don't.

Don't even. Personally. I just. Nothing worse. That is just, that is criminal. However, if that's what floats your boat. If that's what floats you boat, if that's your scene, you vote. I saw avid ravers.

Yeah. Then propose on the dance floor. But I'm like, I don't want you to get your knee sticky from all the WKD that's sticky on the floor. Oh, and so can knit your bloody ring. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. This one is something I could see you doing. Okay.

I saw a girl get chucked out after jumping over the bar and starting to make her own drinks. That is, I could see you doing this. This is the most inspirational girl over the bar. I see your future and it is bright. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to skid over the... Listen, I don't want a cue. I don't need to queue. I'm going to just slide across the bar.

I'm sure I could do this myself. Honestly, they're taking way too long. Let me just crack open, okay? Literally. Let me put a Guinness in a wine glass and I'm on my wife. That is iconic. Can you imagine having the confidence to do that? But is that all the booths?

Exactly. Exactly. So I saw people do get openly on the table of a booth in a nightclub. Obviously, I know people do drugs in a night out, but I didn't expect it to be done so openly. Yeah, people do it quite openly. I've never. Ever.

Seen people. Okay. The world. I've ever seen it on the floor was Jubilee. Oh. When we were in that club in Chelsea, people were

just, no, I don't know if there was like a thing that night of being like, guys, we won't catch you because it's the Queen's Jubilee. Yeah, we're not going to, we won't turn a blind eye. But it was that people were doing it off each other's shoulders or like, it was literally got, getting their keys out on the

dance floor. I was like, and this club was tiny. I remember you, everyone kept saying this they're like oh my god everyone's doing so many drugs i'm like where where i can't get so high yeah i'm listening to much i'm literally what are you guys on about and oh my god can you see everyone i was like where you know even this person saying booth it wasn't even like a booth in this place people were literally yeah it was mad wild i remember there was a bucket of ice and people just kept getting like shit out of the bucket and then like sniffing and then do you remember I remember the bucket.

Yeah, bucket of ice. Weird. Yeah, mad. Always be discreet, guys. Always be discreet. The best one is when they think you're doing drugs and you're not, remember when that lady almost kicked us out of that club. I was like, honey, we always share a cubicle.

Because I'm like, girls share cubicles on nights out, but obviously she thought it was for drug reasons. And I think we were sat having a proper DMC and she started kicking the door. She was like, get the fuck out. We were like, move a lot. I was like, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Me and Katie, literally have your heart to. I'm like, you're beautiful. And she's like, go out of that sucker. I'm like, so sorry, no. I'm not doing anything bad, please. Honestly. Love it. So, this is the best one.

And this is something that I feel like is so easy to happen. I saw a guy get with a girl and realized it wasn't his girlfriend. Oh, oh my God. Bad. I wonder if the girlfriend saw. But imagine, like, I remember I got with two guys, Lodron. I got with two guys once.

Because I was dancing and I kissed him. And I turned back round. And he moved. And the guy, the guy I kissed left, moved away for somebody. Another guy took his place behind me. Not like in a weird way. No, no, no. He just was behind me.

Dancing. And I thought, I'll turn back for another kiss. So I grabbed him. Yeah, I got with him. And I was like, that's not, that's not the man who was here previously. I remember seeing him. And I was like, wow, Casey's just on it.

Just as a little nymphomaniac on the darkest floor. She's like, I don't care who. These lips are sweet. Yeah. Your kiss does this. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. They're getting their moment to shine. But can I say, though, if I was on a night out with Arch

and he just grabbed the scam and he thought it was you because actually if someone said I thought it was you I'd be like you clearly lied it's lies it's a lies it's lies it's all shit some gigs and saw someone starts shitting on your gig and then game over gigs over gigs over gigs over what you're doing now for me honest mistake

oh if it were me honest of course of course you probably of course you didn't give it Girl a chance. You'd never mean that. Okay. Coffield did that too. No, it's disgusting.

It's disgusting. Awful. Grim. No, get out. Get out. Get out on my face. Not good. Not good.

Okay. Are we ready for dilemma? Oh, I'm so ready. Delema. Dalemers. I'm so hungry. Me too. I'm like, I'm like, hmm.

Okay. So, I can't wait. Hi, girls. Hello. I didn't think I would be writing in, but I really don't know what to do. Oh no. I'm in my late 20s and I've been with my boyfriend for almost two years now. Yay. We're happy in most areas of our relationship, but one recurring issue keeps bubbling up. I love going out dancing with my friends. It's something that I've done for years and honestly

it's how I blow off steam after a long week. Love it. Love it. The problem is, is my boyfriend absolutely hates it. He says clubs are full of people trying to cheat and that they're not a place for someone in a serious relationship and that it makes him uncomfortable when I go. He insists he trust me, but his tone changes whenever I mention a night out. It's to the point now where I feel even guilty suggesting it. Some of my friends have started drifting away because I'm always hesitant to join them. And when I do go out, I find myself checking my phone constantly in case he's upset. I'm torn.

On one hand, I don't want to give up something that feels like it is a big part of who I am. Yeah. On the other hand, I don't want to seem like I'm disregarding his feelings or being selfish. Oh, my darling to my social life too tightly, or is he asking too much? I think he was going to my angst was like this he did not like me going out and having fun to be fair to him

to be fair to him that relationship withered okay but what I would say that came from insecurity from him yeah I also wonder if this boy has been a naughty boy because him going

it's for people who cheat is for people who cheat who's cheating him have you who mentioned cheat him yeah what i wonder if he's done something i've so there's this guy that i know that cheated on his ex-girlfriend and now he's in a new relationship he's so paranoid about shit i'm like yeah but that's because you've done it you did it your new girlfriend didn't do that yeah she hasn't done any of this yeah it's you it's your past things that you're bringing into this relationship yeah thinking i know what people are like i know what i was like that's you yeah that's you who cheated she has that why you projecting yeah so i'm thinking

your boyfriend's either one projecting or two being very insecure. Yeah. But the overriding consensus is that this shouldn't change. No, you shouldn't feel like I can't go out with the girls. Absolutely not. Like, sure, we all love painting a mug,

sure. Absolutely. I would know. But sometimes you need enough. It's not enough. It doesn't itch that scratch. And you need to get on the dance floor and have gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, a man after midnight.

I think you need to have a serious conversation with him here because what's a red flag for me is that every night out you're checking your phone, is he angry, is the anger, is the anger, is the angry? Then you get home and he's a bit off of you. That's a real song and dance. It's so boring. So what, you go on a girl's holiday and he's like, you're a cheater. You don't have any fun.

You can't go, no, you need to nips in the bud now. You need to sit down with him and be like, look, I remember you've got to play the game so be like I love you so much and I just want to bring this up because I think our relationship is so strong and you know I don't understand where this concerns

is coming from the time I spend with my friends I really really enjoy it and I'm spending it to be with them there's nothing better than getting all together having a boogie and letting our hair down none of that is about not wanting to be with you be around you or look for anyone else it's about my friends being with my friends

and can you help me to understand why you have an issue with it when you know that I find it upsetting you that you think I would cheat or, and you go, no, I didn't think you cheated. I just didn't call up at clubbing's from cheaters. Okay, but you're implying that that's why I'm going.

Yeah. And I don't think that's respectful to our relationship. I wouldn't do that to you. And I hope you know that. Reassure him, but also push the button to be like, this isn't acceptable. I'm not going to keep going. And I'm certainly,

there saying I'm not it's not fair for me to have a night out and to feel accused of doing something that I'm not when I'm literally just having fun with my friends yeah bang on you start don't don't say oh I won't do it anymore don't say you can come with me because your girls will hate you for that yeah so do not to do that okay have that conversation but be really calm don't do it on the Sunday when you've had a big Saturday night on you're hung over do it on like a really chilled evening and, you know, maybe you haven't gone out in the last week. And it's not even been a topic of conversation, but you want to bring it up. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Bang on. Love you. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. I've got one. Okay, let me check what I've got.

Okay, I've got one. I've got one. I can't. I'll ping on you first this week. You ready? Yeah. Mine is not dancing. Oh, that is the best possible ick.

Why are you not dancing in the club? Do you think you're too cool for the club? Yeah, why are you not dancing in the club? The ones that just get a drink and sit in the booth, you're boring. Or the ones that like... Oh, even worse. Just nod. Now, I'm not even a single lady,

but if there are any single men listening to it, there's nothing more unattractive than not dancing. If you're fully given it... I'd obviously a fucking shit dancer on the dance. Oh, my God. It's so attractive to me. Oh, it's so attractive to me. It's so attractive. But just standing there like, no, I'm too embarrassed. Oh, go, go home then. Why are you here?

Yeah. Why are you wasting your money on the club? Don't pay the 10 pound entry fee then, darling. If you're not dancing. It's just going to stand and deliver. Yeah. Yeah. No. It's not the vibe. Okay. You ready? Okay. So when I first started clubbing when I was younger, I thought there's nothing ickyer than when people wear jeans. I was like, why are girls wearing jeans? I was like, oh my God, they make no effort. They're literally making no effort. Now, jeans and a nice talk if I see a girl in full glam now I'm not saying full glam as in

because there's a fine line if people have all come in black tie you know they've come from an event so it's like okay that's kind of iconic if people have come in like full dress heels spray tape

I'm like why just for the club just for the club this is what gets me because if you've come from an event fine but just for the club it kind of gives me the end I once went out club

with a group and we had like, it was a Valentine's mixer with another university and we went to their social and some of them were in gowns. Yeah, why? See, it's so funny because when I was like young, when I was younger, first entering the club. Oh, I'd be my O'Polly dress. I was in my, I was in my finest. I was in my finery, yeah. I was in my seat, queen dress, I had my best finery on it, and my new heels,

and my heels on it, and my hair blown. No, last for low. Absolutely. They have been doing makeup for hours. Now I'm like, let me just put on top on and I'll go. I could genuinely go clubbing in my pyjamas and feel fine. I would have great dive. Like, it's all about the vibe.

It's all about the vibe of the people you wear. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Are you ready for questions? Okay, so I'm question. I'm serious. And I'm Philly. My serious question for you is,

do you think clubs play a role? in creating a community in towns or cities. Do you know what? My first instinct was no, but actually when like, especially growing up in your hometown, going to a club in your hometown, especially when you come back from uni and then you see people, everyone's back.

Yeah. And then you're like, oh my God, what are you doing here? Yeah, yeah. You see mutual people. Oh, God, I used to chat. Like, it's a fun place for things to happen. I think so. And I think I know people are like, oh, there's a club and all of that.

But it's more the silly memories. Yeah. Oh my God, do you remember when we did this? And if you really bring people together, you can be like, I actually knew we were really close that night when I got slaughtered and you took me to the bathroom and held me their hair back. Yeah, literally, girlhood. Okay, it might not be the most elegant memory. No.

Hey, ho, it's a strong one. No, I agree. Absolutely. Yeah. Okay, tell me, yeah, I'm ready. This is actually quite a hard one. Oh, no. Would you rather?

Yes. Go on the night out. Where there is no music at all. Wow. But I'm dancing. But you're dancing. But you enter. All of a sudden, the sounds like, boom.

And they're like, sorry guys, like, speaker's broken. Can I just say that was fantastic? That sound effect. Thank you. I'd like it again. I'm unsure if I can replicate it. Now you're nervous. You say, I don't think you have to do this.

Yeah. You walk in and then the speaker goes like, boom. That's brilliant. Thank you. Really brilliant. Put it on your spotlight. Really. So that happens.

But I still have to dance. Still dancing, still have to do the night out, but there's no music. How long am I dancing? Can I just sit in a booth and, like, chat with the girls? Yeah, but there's no music. It's silent.

And all you're hearing, like, that are, like, people's shoes, like dancing. Oh, my God. It's like a silent disco, but there's no music. Oh, no. Music's gone. No, okay. No, okay. Or go out with no clothes on.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm going to have to pick the no music. Do you know what's funny, though? Yeah. It's because you know how oftentimes I can give you a really, really like hard first one and the second one's really easy.

I originally wrote it out with being like, would you rather go on a night out with no music? Yeah. Or go out sober. And I was like, that's far too easy. That's far too easy. You're like, never mind, never the night. Hold on.

I feel like I would just get blackout drunk with my friends. Yeah. And then we'd make our own music. And then just like us. Like what we did in the techno place. In Faro. Yeah. I feel like, as long as you have a good group around you and enough drinks.

Liquid fun. You're going to have a great night. I think we don't need to reliance on the ABBA. No. We didn't that night. No. We don't any night. Yeah.

The music's within us. The titties and the poose posts. I just feel, I mean, don't get them wrong. I think we'd honor people. I think people would be like, okay, that's a woman. And I feel like, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. But I just feel, I'm not, I'm not ready to get arrested.

No. I'm not ready. And I don't. Not ready. And I personally think you wouldn't fail well in prison. Oh, God, no. No, I like zero. Oh, no. I don't think I'd make friends. You wouldn't fare well. I think I'd rub them off the wrong way in that holding cell. I think you wouldn't make friends.

No. I would say I'm an adaptable. individual, but in a holding cell, I don't know if I could fail. No, I don't think so. Right, guys, we've gone to the end of the end. I hope you had a fabulous time, Ian. Have a great week, guys. We love you lots. Love you. Bye.

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