The Debrief - Deep Dive The Third | The Debrief Podcast

Episode Date: January 5, 2026

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I've got a rebel soul I've got a rebel soul Welcome to the deep breeze Happy New Year Happy New Year Guys It's 20 2026 Now listen

I So my Zosiaxia of the snake course course and last year 2025 was the year of the snake in the Chinese zodiac it was the year of the snake

and I heard when it's your year in the zodiac you have bad luck which makes sense because I think I had like a bit of a choppy 2025

and I was like what's going on year of the snake but now I'm out now I'm out of that now you're out of your bad luck yeah

bad luck year's gone but what's 2026 I actually don't know what's 2020 2026 in the Chinese zodiac oh

What is it? He'd be a hedgehog or something. I'm cancer. I thought I was a crab. Am I not? 2026 is the year of the fire horse. That doesn't sound like me. No, it's not.

Oh, the rat. It's not you. Are you sure? What's a rat? Those born in the 1960, 9, 72, 84, 96, 2008. Yeah. No, don't stress. You're fine.

Really? But I was 2002. That's between 2000. No, it's like, if you were born. Like, I was born in 2001. 2001 is the year of the snake. Oh, I see. 2002.

So if I'm not the russus, the rattus, what am I? A horse. I'm a horse. Yeah. Ney. Ney. No. No, bitches.

Oh, I see. Okay, so you're out so bad luck and you're into good luck. I always think I do better on even years. Do you? I do. Now, I just like in the ring of 2026. 2026. 226.

2026. 2026. Yeah. I'm like, good things are going to. happen big time i'm actually really excited for the new year sometimes i get a bit scared of it but this year you're rolling in thriving yeah but this year i'm like bring it on barrel in what do you think you can't throw at me exactly exactly right guys guys it's it's a deep dive it's a deep dive it's a deep dive and you'll deep dive debrief i fucking love it always start of jam

always start of the new year yeah it's the deep deep deep it's the deep it's the deep and deep deep deep deep deep so this time we give mantras to each other So my mantra for you What is it? Is, I deserve to fill my own cup. Oh, I love that. Mothers and children off the boat fast. You fill your cup first.

Absolutely. Say it again. What's the mantra? I deserve to fill my own cup. I love that. You fill it fast before you fill anyone's. Oh, that's really nice. That's my mantra for you.

I deserve to fill my own cup. Fill it first before you fill others. Oh, that's so nice. I can't pour from an empty cup. Yeah, no, I can't, I can't pour into other cups if mine isn't full. It's quite poetic, really. It's very poetic. Yeah, exactly.

My mantra for you is their choices don't define my value. Yeah. Vib. Absolutely. So I want you to think any choices that are made in like, life to do with jobs, yeah. To do with career. Yeah.

To do with love. Yeah. To do with friendships. Yeah. Your choices don't actually define my value, though. I love, thank you. Like, you're making those choices, but it doesn't actually have a reflection on me. Thank you.

I think that's so powerful. That is really. Like a choice and you're like, okay. It's got nothing to do with my love. Yeah. Oh. You remember that daily peach.

Thanks, girl. I want you to wake up every day of 2036 and say, their choices don't define my value. Their choices don't define my value. Every step. Every step. Every step. And of course, we're giving each child.

of the songs. Yeah. So my song for you, I don't know if you know this one, but I'm actually going to play it to you. Oh, I was this thing to this the other day.

I was running. I love me. I love myself and I don't need anybody else. Hey, I love myself and I don't need anybody else. Now, what I will say, Love Myself by Haley Stein. Yeah, that's the one.

That's the game. I will say to you, this is a tune. It's a banger. It's a banger. What I don't with, agrees you don't need anybody else because I think I'm a quantitative prevalent

character in your life and I wouldn't like to not be that. Of course. So I love me though is what I want you to go with. And I don't mean anyone else in the sense of I don't, again, no.

Need your approval? No. I don't even need your validation? No. Don't you think it's so funny like when you're out of a mindset of I need to make sure my values align with others

or I need to make sure what I do? For example, Archie and I met a young, a young ward yesterday he's applying for drama schools. Oh, interesting. He was 18.

And my God, the advice I was giving him and Archie was giving him, I was laughing. Yeah. Laughing. Because I was like, I don't know if that advice that if the advice

a 23-year-old kitty gave 18, I don't even think 18-year-old kitty would have listened. Interesting. So I was like, I don't actually know if this is valuable to you. Interesting.

Yeah. Because I, you know, what I would have said to myself is don't actually listen to other people's advice. Literally do what fits with you. Whereas 18 year old kitty would be like, bullshit. I have a contact who went to such and such and trained it rather and trained it

and trained it. So I'm going to do like the more you grow up, you're like, it doesn't fucking matter. It literally doesn't matter. Literally be you and that's when you win. Yes. Start winning when you're you. Literally. So I want you to be like, I love me.

Yeah, I love myself and I don't mean anybody else. I don't need you to tell me that I need to do this audition piece. No. I don't need you to tell me that I need to be happier in a room. Yeah. Because when I'm me, yeah. Fuck.

Stop the clocks. Stop the clocks. That's when magic appears. Magic. Boom goes to dynamite. That's when you'll get your letters of Hogwarts. Exactly. Oh my God.

Thanks, girl. Yeah. So my song for you is, D-Di-Di-Di-Di-Din-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Just more more. It's up. Because that's all you keep bloody doing, girl, is off and up. You keep moving on up, moving on up.

And I think it's such like a cheerleader tune. Oh, you're such a good best day. And it is always like, it's so, you're always so sunny to me. And that's to me like a springtime summer, like in the morning, running along. And like, that is it. Just keep moving on up. I love this. Who sings it or who's it by? Curtis Mayfield.

Curtis Mayfield. Fucking legend. I'm going to have to write this down because I need to add this to my playlist. I absolutely love it. I'm thinking this should be my first song that I should be listening to. Move on.

Here we go. Oh my God. This is quite a wedding tune, don't you think? Oh, yeah, big time. Oh, wow. Oh, lovely. I'm going to skip. to move on up just so everyone gets it, you know?

Yeah. Okay. It's coming now. Oh, he's okay. Towards your destination. Yeah. You may find. From time to time.

You've had a complication. Oh, we know. Let's... New, no, no, no, no, no. It's case, so you nailed that song. It's so you. Move on up. I love that.

going to be singing to myself every day. It's just anything thrown at you, you're like, Neur-ne-ne-ne-neau-new-new-new-new. Although when you started doing the new-no, I thought it was from hair spry. You know, the... No, no, no, no, no, me. Hold on. Hold on. Hold, please.

Neat, no, no. It's the one. I say, Katie, Annie, if someone else to me, today if I can harmonize, I was like, good question. Good question. That's a really good question for a topic of conversation. I can, if you tell me the harmony, I can, but I'm not for geese.

And no one else is singing. I have no one else to sing in silent. I can do it. I can nail on. I can tell her. I can literally know one. I nail it. Shall we wrecko? Yes.

Recker, wrecker, record. Sean is. This week. Yeah. It is. is I, do you know what, I'm actually going to recommend an activity. Okay. Rather than a song or a restaurant or anything.

I'm going to recommend you this week to reflect on your 2025 self. Yeah. And wrote what you did really well. Yeah. And what you can improve on. I love. Going through 2026, what you did really well, I want you to make it your personality. Okay.

So if you did really well. sticking to your regime of fitness. I want you to continue to do that and be really proud of yourself. The thing that you didn't do well, I want it to be your main focus of 2026 to do really well. Oh, I love that. So you look back, say you could be like,

what I did really, really well this year is to keep myself fit, ran a marathon, did this. But what I didn't do very well is my sleep routines. Right. So what I want you to do on the... You can't do it on the first.

The first is a cheat day. First is a cheat day. It's a cheat day. But on the second, I want you to have a really good night's sleep. Fantastic. I love that. Guys.

Are you ready to debrief? Let's debrief in 2020. So, we're deep diving. We do this every year. We look back. Every year. We reflect. We be intentional about what we bring into the new year.

As we should. So, first thing's fast. I want us to discuss three things that we've achieved in the year of 2025 that we're really proud of. Great one. So we can give ourselves a pat on the back. Pat on the back. And like a veldon. A big Veldon.

A big Veldon. From Bob Kitty to the Gating. A big Veldon. Hit me with your first one. What are you like? I'm so pleased. My first one was got to sing at the Savoy. Oh, that was sensational.

Got to do that. Oh my God. I cried my eyes out when you did that. That was really fun. That was like, I was literally like pop off. Actually, your mum and dad both did as well. Oh my God. Yeah.

I literally was like, guys, don't I'll cry. What month was that? April. No, yes, April. Why does that feel like yesterday? You see, I think it feels like yesterday. Really? Yeah, I'm like, it was just yesterday.

I was watching you do that. Oh my God. It was in April. Yeah, it was a while ago. Because I was like, was it before I went to Bali, like in June? Yeah, you way before. Wow. Actually, when we were like planning this episode, I have to look through my photos and my

calendar. And remember what we got up to. What did I do this year? It just feels like last week was December 2024. I know. And now it's 2025. And now it's 2026. I know.

I know. Madness. My first one is being able to do a touring production of a show and getting paid for it. Yes. When you start getting paid for your work as a creative, you're like, am I the boss? It feels like you're cheating, doesn't it? It's like, where's the gag? It feels like, it feels like this isn't real.

No. People go to their job every day and I'm miserable. I'm like, we're getting paid to play silly buggers. Getting paid. We're getting paid to play silly buggers and I'm living my dream. But I'm saying it's my job. No, I'm like, cut the cameras. No, cut the cameras because this isn't right.

Cut the cameras. I don't understand. And long may it continue, miss booked and busy. Absolutely. Long may it continue. I can't wait to come on the microphone and say, I can't tell you because I'm in a Netflix show and you'll see my bus. Let's the big screen.

Big time. Well, maybe not that. I'm getting paid. I'm getting paid. It doesn't feel real crazy. No, no, it doesn't. It doesn't. But this is where I'm going to advocate so hard for my kids.

Yeah. Like, make your... And I know it's a privilege I really know and that's why I would have worked hard as well so that I can provide it for my kids. But my mum and dad worked really, really hard for me. Yeah. And your parents did for you.

Yeah. That your priority and my priority is to do what makes us happy. Yeah. You know? Yeah. So I would love to pass that on to my kids to work really hard.

You can be in your millions in Broadway. Yeah. And I can be on my millions of Netflix and all kids or just be, I mean, your kid might be like, mum, I want to be a, God, what would be hilarious, a cyclist. And I'd be like, oh, yeah. Well, I couldn't possibly help you with that. And mine would be a chef that would specialize in mashed potato. And I'd be like, wow.

Where did you come from? Yeah. What's your second one? My second one, more of a personal one, Guys, I went on a date. Oh, yes. I put myself out there. How beautiful.

Singular. No, I feel like I put myself, I went out and I made bold choices. Yeah. And I'm very proud that I did that. Absolutely. And it takes a lot of courage. It does. Really does.

Yeah, it does. Yeah, it takes courage. You have to, I mean, this is coming from me, but, you know, I see it with all my friends. You can't just willy-nilly do it. It is horrendous. You're stressing about your outfit. You're stressing about, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, completely. Massively. My second one is standing up for myself this year. Yeah. I felt that I've stood up for myself quite a few times. And, you know, I'll be honest. Some of them have gone well. Some of them really haven't. Yeah.

And not because of me, obviously. No joking. And but, you know, standing up for yourself does take courage ago and so. Yeah. And also can be so awkward. Mm-hmm. It can be so awkward. So awkward.

You can be like, okay. This is really uncomfortable now, but I'm going to tell you that you've really Like, that was rude. Yeah. Or why are you acting like that? I thought we were in a good place and you're still being drama. Yeah. You know?

Massively. It takes, it takes courage. But I'm proud that I've done that because I thought, yeah, I needed to. I love. Next one for you. What are you proud of? Getting paid to do a, like, a TV gig. Yes.

That was fan dabby dozy. Again, why are you getting paid to have fun? Again, I... Where's the gap? For something that I was getting paid for, I should not have laughed as much as I did. Like, I had the most positive experience from start. to finish on that job and like it was almost laughable where I was like and I'm getting paid. Yeah, I completely agree. I'm like I don't get it. I don't understand.

I feel like at the end it's going to be like a squid game thing now in survival of the fittest and one of you is going to get shot. Because I'm like, how is this paid when it's so fucking no, I'm literally having the time of my life. I'm like, what's going on? Yeah. And that's something to look forward to this year as well. That is something to look forward to more. my left arm yeah it doesn't matter it's still your cheek

yeah exactly it's still your cheek exactly and my final one and I think it's good to say it now because it's just happened I just did another audition and I got off of the part on the spot booked and

I'm being blessed and touchwood I hope I'm going to manifest that it can all happen but it would be a seven week run of a show oh god that would be doing shows every week

four times a week Thursday Thursday so touchwood me double hand there that it all work out but yeah really really excited yay yeah everybody's so now we're going on to the prediction portion yeah okay so kit what is one thing you think I will achieve yes and I'll give you one thing I think you will achieve yeah and I also I want to add a layer of one thing you think you would like to see me do yeah so rather than like okay I think you'll achieve this what's one thing you're like no I want to see you do this

Yeah, okay, I've got two things. The first one is the prediction. Yeah. I honestly think you would be so good and will be really good with like the creation of a new musical. Oh, so I could see. I would love that. Them creating a new musical. Like they, I know I don't have a lot of musical knowledge, but let's say six.

Yeah. When they put six together and then take it to Edinburgh, I could see also, did they take sex to Edinburgh? Yeah, I could see you being like, oh, this casting came through it. And it's for a new musical that such and such was written. He's not really. well known and I'm like fuck it do it anyway it doesn't matter yeah then you take it to edinburgh and you're like kit it's now going to the west end and i'm like shut up and they've asked to keep me i could see you doing that don't even i could see like i would put money on i could see

you do that for a few reasons you're really good to work with oh thank you no but you're really personable and it's not i and i genuinely mean this it's not always about talent no it's about can we work with you yes and are you reliable yes more the i will die on the grave saying that Katie is the most reliable class, I know. She's always prepared. She always knows where to go. Like, if your agent ever needs someone to hype you up, I will be that woman because I'll be like,

Katie knows her stuff, she knows where to go, she's on time, Katie will never be late. So I think that's why you'd be good with something up and coming. Also, with a new musical, they want new performers. They're like, I want a new generation. I don't want people that have been doing it for 40 years. I want to see new talent to really. really smash this.

Yes. And like, it's so funny, the new talent, because it's like, yeah, new talent, but like... We've been around. We've been around. So, like, seeing you do that, do a run in Edinburgh, go to them. I literally think this is going to... I think that's how you're going to get your big break in musical. I genuinely think that's how it will work for you.

Oh, thank you. I think someone will really like you. You'll do the audition and they're like, do the run in Edinburgh. You do it. And they're like, and you'll be like, kids going to the Western and I'm like, course it fucking is. And then you'll be doing it for like six months or like even longer. years, and you'll always be like, I was the first person you played that. I have always said, even in my agent, do you know, it's so funny in my agent meetings,

they were like, what's your long-time goal? And I was like, I would love to be part of the workshop of like the next six. That's what I'm telling. I would want to do something like that and be with it from the beginning. You're a great ensemble member. Thank you. So even like, I could see it, I could see it being something like six in the sense of it being very creative with a group of people. Yeah. I can't see it being like a lame is where there's like 40 people. No, like...

I can see it being like a small ensemble. Yeah. Because you're really good at integrating in that way, I think. Yeah. So that's the first thing. The second thing that I want to see you doing is talking positively about yourself image. So I want you to be like, I feel really good today.

And I'll be like, why? And you'll be like, I do know I just feel really pretty. Or like, I feel I want... And I know for you, it's so uncomfortable. I hate it. And so out of thought. comfort zone you know yeah but like the way you height me up you don't feel yourselves you know you're like oh my god you look so good oh my god skinny queen

I'm like yeah I feel so good whereas I'm like Katie you're literally like got the perkest of in the tiniest ways and you look amazing and you're like really and I'm like yes you know and I want you to be able to differentiate cockiness and actual self-worth because I think you're like who would want to hear me saying this about myself and I'm like me Big time. Me? Like, I want me to be like, I literally look so good. And I'm like, yeah, I know.

You literally have been slaying for weeks. Yeah. I was waiting for you to tell me. Oh, thanks, girl. I can't wait. Right. Me time. Two time.

So, one thing I think you will achieve. Yeah. Is I see you doing like a solo stand-up gig. Yeah, I would love to see that. I see you doing something almost like treason-esque. Yeah. Of your own writing, I see you putting it on. I don't know.

I think it will be a fringe kind of thing. Like Lambeth, Camden, Edinburgh, one of those. I think it would be that. And I think you would do a stint. And it would be so fucking good. I would love to do that. And it would be all your own material, all up there, slaying the house down boots. I would, I've already got the name of it.

Like I get at the other day, I was like, I know what this is going to be called. Yeah. And like I had loads of different names and then I was like, no, this is the right one. Yeah. This was like, because there's two, it's a double entendre. Oh my God. And I was like, yeah, this will be good. Oh my God. You have to tell me afterwards. I'll tell you afterwards. Because I just. Copyright. Copyright. Don't get that first. Copyright. I'm like, don't. I just see you doing like something like that. I would love to do. Catherine Tate.

Like Victoria Wood. Something like that where I'm just like, oh my God. And then it just barrel. Because I honestly thinks the sketch. art is dying. And it needs to be brought back. It needs to come back. Yeah. I grew up on like Victoria Wood in the Catherine Tate show. Like I fucking love sketch shows. Yeah. They're so good. They are so funny. So, so good. And you have that mind. Yeah. Oh, thank you. You have the writing. You have the talent to perform it. Like I just see that being the thing that someone comes to see and they're like, I want to commission that. She's quite cool. Yeah. Yeah. I would love that. Big time. And then it's like, what do you call it? Fleabag.

then the fucking Soho theatre. Yes. Then I'm like TV show. No, literally. BBC, not down my TV show. Bafter. Storing me. Bafter. Kiddie McNeil.

Starring me. Bafter of one. Bafter for one. Yeah. Party of one and Bafter for one. Yeah. Big time. Love that. Thanks, Peach. What I would like to see you do next year.

Oh no. I feel like I know what you're going to say and I'm so scared. I think you said it last year. I didn't do it. Fucking relax. Oh, is that the one? I want, what did you think? I thought you're going to say Marathon. I was like, I can't, Katie.

I was like, I can't. I actually went back and I saw that. I think Marathons. I did a half, guys. I did a half. But I think, it just takes so much energy. I, similar in the sense that you want to see me be like, I think I look like hot shit today.

Yeah. I want to be like, what's from your agenda day? And you want to be like, I want to do fucking nothing. I'm going to sit in bed all. day and I'm going to enjoy it and I'm not going to feel guilty. I'm actually going to have a rock day and I'm going to have the best time and I'm not going to open my iPad. I'm just going to sit and watch more.

I'm just going to sit. I'm just going to sit and watch Mormon wives because you know what? I can. Because you can and there's no rush and you deserve to pour your own love into yourself and just chill and not be responsible for other people and just be like, like, I'm going to just do nothing and not feel guilty. Because I think it's hard as performers, as freelance people, there's always something you can be doing.

It's not like you switched the laptop off at the end of your 9 to 5 Monday to Friday and there's nothing more to be. It's never like that. And I think it's really hard when you have such big goals and you're such perfectionist and you work so hard that you want to be like, and you're so passionate, you want to be working on it, but you can burn out so quickly. And also it's so overwhelming. Yeah, it's really overwhelming

And I think I keep hearing this like And I think that shows how much you know me Because even my therapist is like You just need to chill Like you're so highly wired I would love for it to be like A weekend where I'm like, what are your plans And you're like fucking nothing

Yeah, see I would love that Because you were very busy Yeah I would love that as well I would love to just not have plans Yeah Other than yeah see No I would love to just be able to be like even no coffee. I want you to

like not leave the flat. God, that would be lovely. I want you to like sit the sloth. Yeah, I'd love to sit the sloth. I'm not going to leave. I'm not going to leave. I need to be better. And that's just what I need to focus on 2026. Because I'm like, I can't wait to, as we said, getting me better. But I'm also like, I need to be able to know to rest and do it really well. Even when you do this next gig that you've got coming up, you'll have downtime.

That's true. And you deserve to do nothing in your down time. Nothing in my day, yeah. Because that, that schedule is a lot. Yeah. So you deserve to just be like, do you know what? Today is my day off. I'm going to run a bath. I'm going to do nothing.

I'm going to just do something that fills my cup and makes me happy. And that's good for me. Yeah. You're so right. It's so hard though, like putting it into practice. Oh, I'm sure you feel the same. Massively. You know, when like you need to do this.

And as I said to my therapist, was like, can you actually tell me hell though? Because I think I told you, she was like, when do you feel most relaxed? And it was like, when I'm at my mom and dad's house and I go and a sauna. I was like, so like, so if you could like, I was like, look, Elizabeth, I'm not asking you to fund like a sauna in my flat. Like I'm not. I'm not. And she was like, yeah, well, I can't do that. That could be. That could be good. That could be good. Oh, it's so good. Right. So we're on to two truths and a lie. Yay. So exciting. Okay. So I'll go first. Tell me. It was actually quite hard to think of them because I'm such an open book with you. I know. I was.

I'm trying to So I'm trying to go on details. I'm trying to go on details as well. So, two truths and a lie. Yeah. Excluding performing, I've had two different jobs this year. Yeah. Bonus points, if you could name the jobs.

Mm-hmm. I slipped on the ice at the beginning of the year on my way into work and couldn't kneel properly for nearly two months. I remember that. Yeah. For my birthday this year. Yeah. I organized a sing-along of Les Miss.

Yeah. Who did I play? Who did I play? play and who took your part that's actually a truth that didn't work what you mean but that is trivia wait i'm confused i still do two truths in a lie yeah yeah i know all of these did happen in the sense of so we need to focus on details yeah i know that you slipped on the ice what did you say nears slipped on the ice and couldn't kneel properly for nearly two months okay i don't need to get i might get confused on details here because

I remember someone else slipped and they cracked their head and then you brought them inside or was that you that hit your head? I think if you hit your head it would have been way worse but I thought when you fell you went on your bum but I know that you were really shaky like you were teary which I think is more knees then. I'm going to go with knees.

Yeah. I think that's true. Yeah. The first one is the performing. Yeah. Obviously the one that I'm not going to mention because... Oh no. Excluding performing.

I've had two different. jobs. So muggle jobs. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Okay. Well, can I say on barcore? Yeah. And that's one place, is yet. Was Barry's at the start of the year? Yeah. Okay. And then the third one, this is where I could get fucked. You did do the single on for your birthday. Yeah. You definitely played Jean Valjean, the main guy. Archie played, I want to say it's Letitio or something, but that's not how you say. was to see how you or something he played like I used to dream that I would make a prince

someone took my part I've got two women that I think it could be okay it's either my sister because she's a snodge or it's but I know the part she did and I think she struggled

so I think it was my sister okay so okay two truths I slipped on the ice on my way into work yeah you did yeah For you, you got it right for the Archie, I was Valjean and Archie was to Nardier. My good friend Matthew. Oh, I love your heart.

You got to think of Cover Queen. He's the other snodge. He was ready at a moment's notice. Oh, he's the other snodge. The line was that I've had three different jobs this year, Muggle Jobs, Barcourt, Barry's, and I was a teacher. Of course. That dream died quite quickly, guys, I'm a terrible teacher. I was a teacher. I taught drama to kids and I fucking hate on it.

Honestly, when I had to be a teacher, I quit so quickly as well. It's the worst. I hated it. It's the worst. I do not have the temperament. I do not have the patience. I do not have the patience for children. I don't get it because like, and even the ones that have their own children. I'm like, so you deal with your own children in the evening and then other snotty children during the day. I could never. Honestly, I could never, ever, ever. I'm literally like, show up. Literally, they say, I'm like, how do you not swear at them? Because I literally like enough.

Genuinely. enough. I would realize now the teachers that had breakdowns that I used to laugh at, I'd be that teacher. Oh my God. I'd be like, you guys never listen to me. Please. Stop, so you had three. Yeah. I don't know why I thought, of course, because you'd always be learning your material. For those fucking worked guys. I don't know why I thought that was the year before. Shit, that was intense. No, that was intense. Okay, give me yours.

Okay. This year, I traveled to Bali. Yeah. With Archie. And whilst we were there, In our time in Ubbard, I was convinced I was getting proposed to. And when I was convinced, I cried for the whole duration of the meal. Okay. Number one. Number two, I broke my right ankle while running for a train and walked on it to get home after getting off the train.

Third. I auditioned with the song. There are worse things I could do, but made it into a parody and rewrote the lyrics being Aaron Patterson, that the woman that killed her husband and, oh no, he didn't die. The woman that killed her family with mushrooms and got the job.

Yeah. I know the Aaron Patterson one is a truth. You're right? I have a feeling you're doing me dirty here with Bali because I'm not sure if it was in Ubud that the dinner took place. I want to say, because I can't remember if you went to Ubbard twice.

We did. Because you went back. Yeah, I feel like you did go back. And that was towards the end of the trip, which is when the dinner was. But then, I'm trying to think. I'm tripping you up here that with both, I've said, Oh, bud. Yeah.

And I've said right ankle. I know, because I'm trying to think if it was your right ankle and I don't think, I'm trying to think photographically. That's what you should focus on both of them. It was, I think it was your left ankle. I'm trying to picture you in the boot. I think it was your left. So you're going to say that's the lie?

And I also think, and you did walk on it to get to the Uber, but you also did get an Uber home. I did, yeah. I'm going to say that the ankle is the lie. You're right. It was my last ankle. I was seeking. But I was like, was it Ubert?

Was it? It was a bud. Because I was like. But I knew that would throw you off. I was like, oh, bud. You know, I was like, she said, was it? Yes. Well done.

You did a really good job that. Yes. I love it. I'm trying to visualise you in the beat. I think I've got a photographic memory because I could see you clearly there from behind. Really?

In the boot. Yeah, it was last. It was left. Although it was so funny. I was writing this and I was like, which fall? I was searching up. I don't even feel the pain anymore.

It's the left. The left. Are we ready for? X. Okay. Now, because it's deep, I do degrade. I love this.

Yeah. We do X. of each other. Yeah. Okay. So if Katie was like a, like an avid barber, I'd be like,

that's your egg. Do you get us to keep with us? Okay. So I've got, but one of them I don't know if I said before. Oh my God, you got more than one.

Yeah, I have. I was like, I need to do this. Okay. I think I've done one of these before, but I've got three. You've got to love them. Okay.

I'm going to go with two, but one of them I've definitely said before. Okay. Okay. So do I go fast? Yeah. I'll ping pong you. Okay.

My it is my thing. You rub your hands together. And you're like, I'm going to do it like this. And you go, like, every time you eat, like, it's not just like a snack. You're like, eat and you'll go. Even if I'm a square of chocolate. And now what you've started to do, you started to cough. Then you'll go.

You'll be like, I'm thinking what is. You think you will. Like, if I'm like about to torture you, you'll be like. I'm like getting ready so you'll be like and then I'm like coffee's coming coffee's dying I'm dying I'm dying oh she's ready to talk oh my god okay okay are you ready yeah oh god this one this one has been sad your selective hearing is it still bad it is I honestly it's still bad I thought it was getting better part of me which is like there's some things I'm like how did you not hear that I've come home before

and I've been on the phone I've been seeing in the show shower. I've been literally like my music's been on so loud and then you come out and you're like, Peach, when did you get here? I'm like, I've been here for like two hours and I've been so loud. So I haven't been getting any better because I was even thinking to myself. I wonder if Katie or something and I was like

that, but I doubt she will because I've got so much faster. Interesting. Yeah, but clearly you know. No, there's some type when you're, I think similar to like mothers when you're on your phone lock it into a task no one else's like no one, your dad's the way. Yeah, I do agree with that. As soon as that phone comes out, I'm like, I'm going to pause my story for a

sec, because she's going to lock in for a minute that. Sure, yeah, she'll be like. She's going to be like, one sec. I think I'm, tongue out. No, tongue out for sure. Tongue out for sure. I don't think I'm a fantastic. I don't think I'm a great multitask in the sense of like.

You do things to 100%. I do. Yeah, you do. You do. You do. Got to see it through. I can't believe I still do that. It's so funny. It kills me.

I hate when you go to bed early. Like the visceral, like, the visceral reaction when you're like, right, off to bed. And I know, yeah, and I know it's because you get a fucking five. But I like the way infuriating to me, I'm like, why are you not sitting up here all night chatting to me about people we hate? It is kind of, and like, it's actually really annoying because the times, the times you can catch me up later, a Friday night or a Saturday night and usually busy, usually out, got social plans. 24, 20, 26, no more. Year of rest. Yeah, year of rest.

Year of the sloth. If I, guys, like, I'm such an old codger now because, like, I get up so early for my work that I'm like, it's actually not worth it to me to stay up that late. Katie's so good. She'll be like, it's 7.55. She's like, why do I feel like it's 10? And I'm like, any time she says that I know it means she's going to bed. Oh, my God.

And then she's like, right, well, that's me. Good night. And I'm like, I'm so angry. No, literally, I'm passing my bedtime now. I'm like, sit here and talk to me. Yeah, it would be. I always. I always need to, because sometimes I'll go in and just have like half an hour decompressed Katie time and then I'll go to sleep. But most of the time I go straight to sleep.

Yesterday, I got in at 7 o'clock, got into bed, watched an episode of Nougar. I went to bed at 8 o'clock, didn't hear you guys get in. Felt was dead to the world. Straight asleep. Did you not hear my laughing first? No, because apparently Arch said he was in trouble. Yeah, Archie was like, you need to shut up. Like I was laughing so hard. Didn't hear you. And it was laughing more because I wasn't supposed to be a little. allowed to laugh. No, didn't hear you at all. I was like, I'll have to apologise to case. It's why.

Didn't hear you at all? No. I was dead to the world. Yeah, now we get. Literally. Yeah. Mine is. Yeah.

Oh God. Watching a film and or new. It has to be new. Watching a new film and or TV show with you. Yeah. Now, here's the thing you've got to know. I come from. A, speak in your dead household

when we watch TV. And I'm still, like, I don't ask questions. I'll mentally ask them, but I'm sure it'll be figured out later. It will be revealed. Yeah, I think. It comes from a,

the questions, let's pause the TV, what's going on. And someone explain it to me. So I, but the thing that gets me is, arch as well, the two of you together, we're probably not good. It's an unstoppable duo because we'll be watching five seconds in, who is that?

We've never met this character. before we will find out I'm sure who is that wait wait sorry one sec one sec you pause it does anyone else know what's going on does anyone else know what's going on it's so me and I try tell you what it's so funny because I try to pause it you do you do because I think it would annoy me if people are speaking over I'm like shh yeah I'm like I can't hear so I'm like let me pause it but seriously what's going on it kills me it kills is when we watch mob land You had so many questions. Oh, I was so confusing.

And then I knew you gave up on it because you just went to on. No, I did. Yeah, I was like, I'll just sit in bed and watch. I was like, yeah, because I was asking it every five seconds, why is he back? Where did he go? Yeah, where did he go? And it was like, oh, God. I was dying.

No, I can take that. I do do that. Yeah. Okay. You've got your final one. Yeah. Okay. When you talk about people that I don't know as if you know them.

So you'll be like, yeah, and then like, Francesca. And I'm like, wait, who? like who is that oh my god yeah no but who is that you're like oh basically she was like my primary school teacher yeah yeah yeah and it was my primary school teacher's like best friends vet and I'm like how would I know that and you're just like you would though but you get it like you're like a musical theatre person oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like well like she did like you're saying something like yeah just like jennifer did and i'm like who's jennifer well first name basis you're like obviously Jennifer Lawrence, like, how would you not know who that is? That's Jen.

But the best thing is, you're not like, how would you know? You would just like, oh, let me fill you in. But I love that you always have the expectation that I'll know. Oh, yeah. No, I love it. I love it. And more than enough than the time is Archie knows and I don't because Archie's on the same side of TikTok as you. So you'll be having a conversation. And I'm trying to work out what you both are saying. And I'm like, I don't get what you guys are saying, but I'm really trying. I love that. But it does make me laugh. I love that. Okay, you ready for questions? First questions of 2026, make them good, Pete.

Yeah, make him good. Okay, I'm serious. And I'm silly. So my serious question for you is, if you could only have one word to focus on in 2026, to emulate your one power word, what would it pay? Now, I want it to be success. Okay. But I know it should be like six rest. Yeah, yeah.

Kind of join together. Yeah. But like, I'm going to say success. I love that. But if my therapist starts, it's rest. It's rest. It's rest. Okay.

It's rest. Yeah. So they're like between you and I. Yeah. Your silly question. Full Freaky Friday here. Okay. Six months of 2020.

Yeah. You can choose that you can be like, shit today. I really need to be myself. Okay. But for six months of the year. And you don't have to do. months it could be days but it has to add evenly of half and half was you and half yeah really fried here would you rather six months of year be your own mother okay oh my god okay

and she would be you hilarious or my mother oh oh my god oh my god so it either be you would be you would be your mother oh my god and your mother would be here sat with you as you and and like Like, she'd make it known, she'd be like, guys, just let you know, I'm Jane now because Katie needed to be me because she needs to make up time. Or it would be like, mum, like, hi girls, like just, you know, Katie needed to be me to make up the time. There's, there's so much in this because. There's so many pros and calls I've got of both.

I don't think I could handle being my mother in the sense I can't run like her. And she'd want to go, she'd be like, I'm going to go run a half marathon and like, I know I couldn't do that. And I know she'd be like, Katie, have you been running on the day? that you're made? Have you been like, yeah, will you run on the days because I need my legs to remain ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally be like, come on now. Yeah. But then also, if I was Eileen and I had to host something. Or the cooking. That's, oh, dear Lord, I couldn't cook. And then I'd poison Fraser. Yeah. Oh my God. I'd cook for him. But then also, I'd get to seduce Fraser. You get to be with

Dad. I'd get to be with Fraser. You'd love it. You'd love it in the old directory. Oh, no. You'd be having the best time of your life. I'd be in the sauna every day. The best time is snuggled up to Fraser. but the pro as well with being Jane is that like if Jane was you Jane would be in that room door closed she wouldn't be making mayhem now if mum was here

if mum was here she'd be loving it she'd be getting all the gosset and then she could potentially mummy I do it too so don't stress put her footnotch you know whereas Jane she's locked in that bedroom won't be sit Jane's got a puzzle on the go.

Yeah, she's got a puzzle on the go. And she's also got a sign on the door saying, Casey had to do a duty as me to make up the time. I'm not coming out. So I'm her at the moment. Yeah. And we'd be like, cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Whereas mum would be like, feels like, let you know. And she'd be in here. Are we all winning drinks tonight? Yeah, absolutely. I would love that. So I actually don't know if I could decide. I think actually, for less complication,

I would have to go with my mother. Oh, yeah. Because then also, like, I'd get to be back in York on the days that I'm, my mum. It'd also be good that you could spend more quality time with your dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could see your sister. I could finally learn how to do a puzzle. My mum's a wizard puzzle.

I've never been able to complete one. You could even redeem maybe your old room. You could, like, shove Maisie out. Yeah, I could chucked Maisie out. Chuck Maze you out. Reclaim the castle. Reclaim your room. Yeah, reclaim it.

And the cats would love me. The cats would love my mum. Because they love your mum. Also, you'd be able to like just build a really good relationship with your dad. Not that you don't. You already have a really good one. You'd be like, besties. I'd be like, listen, let's go for a run.

Yeah, let's do all this. Imagine your mum in the flat with me arching Jack. She'd be getting to know what? I honestly think she'd love her. Do you? I do. I think, do you know what? I think she'd find like a leaseful.

And I think she'd get stuck in with puzzles while you guys are all watching something. And then we'd be like, you guys. Yeah. You guys. The boys would go for a run. She'd like, I'll come. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No risk of.

that would go back into your own body and your shinspits would be magnate. My shinspins would be screaming. Honestly, yeah, I think that would be it. Although, Miss Boe with Fraser. Miss Bo with Fraser. But then if I became Eileen, would I then get the cooking skills? Or would I be like me cooking as Eileen? So then Fraser would be like, Eileen, there's something about this GFB Wellington. You're slacking. Yeah, absolutely. Big time. I could also see your mother being like, can you let me know what days you need me? and what you don't. Yes.

Because I need stuff to do it. Yeah, yeah, she's got a right in her, for sure. Yeah, she's like, I'm doing a marathon list in your time. It's not always mine. Aline would also put it in her calendar though. Oh, it would be in months calendar for weeks. 25th, swap with Katie. Just so much, no, Heidi.

When you're me for this style, we've got an emerson parcel of horizon. Yes, I would. So if you could leave the gate open. I would love it. I would also like chat, like, chat to loads of men on behalf of me. Oh, my God, you're so bright. And I would get loads of men being like so great to me here. You were so vibrant.

I'm like, it wasn't me. You were so right. You were so right. You turn back and there'd be a suture at the door and they'd be like, Katie, and you'd be like, hello, do I know you? And mum, then you'd get one of those really long texts from my mum. Just to give you the rundown, we've had six. Yes.

I wish on top, which I know isn't your M.O. We stood him up on one of the dates because I thought it'd be good for the retitiation. Oh, God, that would be so good. Well, guys. Right, guys, we got to the end. End of the up. Happy New Year, bitches. Happy New Year, my little bitches. Have a great old time.

Have a great year. Can't wait. We love you. Bye.