The Debrief - Did I Take It Too Far?? | The Debrief Podcast

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

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Welcome to the debrief with your co-host Kitty McNeil and your co-host Katie Lee. This is the debrief podcast. Every fucking Monday. Every Monday we're here, we're chatting to you, we're keeping you going. So if you actually want to like and subscribe and give us a review, only good ones. If you don't give a good one on your bike. Follow your mother's advice. If you've got nothing nice to say, don't say it all. That's just saying, say nothing at all. No, don't say it.

Did your mother say that to you? Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen the funny trends on TikTok saying like, mothers say these phrases to their children, to their like, what's the new generation called? Gen X? Because we're Gen Z. So Gen X. And they say like, I'm going to start this sentence off as a phrase and you need to fill it in. So it's like, I'll give you something to cry about, which is the original phrase. And then I'll give you some to eat at lunch and it's like, right, Keele. And then I'll give you some to eat at lunch and a set right here. And then

there's another one that's like, Oh, I brought you into this world. Yeah. So I can bring you out of it. Yeah. And then I brought you into this job. So you can give me a hug. It's like different generation. So sweet. Different. But imagine being like, I'll give you something to cry about. imagine being like, I'll give you something to cry about. Say it again. I know right? Yeah, honestly. Scary. Scary. Mantras?

Yeah, what's your mantra? My mantra for the sweet is, it's very great to showman. I close my eyes and I can see I believe in my own dreams. Oh, I know. So my mantra is yeah. I, Kitty Hannah, Harriet McNeil, believe in my own dreams. Oh, I know. So my mantra is yeah. I kitty Hannah Harriet McNeil. Yeah, I believe in my own dreams. Oh, boom, boom, boom, boom, love that. Just see me as my little fairy godmother with my wand. Oh, I love that. That's so nice. And with my hard work, perseverance, talent, and my exy witch. Nothing is stopping me. So cheers to that bitch. Tell me your mantra. Mine is I'm waking up in the best possible timeline. Everything is I'm literally waking up in

the best version of my life right now. Every damn morning. It's that it's classic like shimmy into work. Yeah. Best possible time. It's like she's so lovely. How does it say she pretty? I think she's got a boyfriend. I love Scouts of the Westmans. There's a festival in the Cotswolds in August. Actually you won't be able to go. And my Australia ring. Yeah. Yeah. Because and Scouts of the girls are performing. I saw the poster and I was like, damn, I want to go.

You should go. Try and get a big group together. Yeah. Yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah, you should go. That or I want to go to the country music festival. I'm actually a bit scared that I'm not going to be with you for like six weeks. Shut up. Is it six weeks?

Three weeks in Australia. Yeah. Two weeks in Bali. I'm pretty concerned that the first week you're in Bali, I'm alone. I'm bummed out. Really? And I'm like, I'm really gonna be bored. Yeah, that kind of like... So I give a big old, oh, I love my own time. Hey, I do.

Yeah, but not for the whole day. I like love a day to myself, but like, not a whole week where like no one's around me. You're like, hello friends. No one wants to play. Why does no one want to play? I'm so scary. Literally, terrible. Why does no one want to play? So scary. Literally terrible. Why does no one want to play? I'm like guys, guys can't play. No one wants to sit. I've come back and you've done a puzzle. No one wants to sit and amuse me. I would have taken up fucking crocheting.

Yeah. But by that right? You would have. Honestly. Tell me your song song this week. My song is you know I know what I mean. I got you right under me. Break your bed. I'm gonna break this. The lyrics on fully saying yeah. Okay. Break the bed. That's a great song. Who's that by? I love her.

Just came out. I love her. I love her. I love her. I'm obsessed with her. I love her. I'm obsessed with her. It's so good. So much. Okay, my song this week is I can't remember how it goes. It's Show Me Love by Wiz the MC Bees and Honey. But you will know the song you will know the song Show Me Love. I don't know if I can play it while I've got this recording. Can you? Can you? Show me love with the MC Beeson, honey. Oh, she's tip tip typing. Show me love oh no no no. Now again, the lyrics are tied down. I thought of myself headphones in looking out the window as I jet off to ballet.

Yeah, show me love oh no no no. And I thought yeah I could see myself very that very that I go in a few weeks, Katie. So I'm off. Like a bucket of prawns in the sun. I'm so sad. I'm really sad. I could bring you with me. Oh, she would hate that. Oh, she would hate that. But I'd be so excited. We'd have a great time. At least you could get nice photos because she would take them. Oh, God, like resident photographer. Resident photographer. Honestly, I'd love that. Yeah. At least you could get nice photos because Archie would take them. Yeah, oh god, like resident photographer.

Resident photographer. Honestly, I'd love that. Yeah, I know you would. Should we do Rackers? Rackers! Rackers! Recommendation! Guys, now Kit and I went to go see it not together, but at separate dates. Here we are at the

National Theatre. Very emotional for me. Sondheim's final musical. Did you know the musical before going to see it? That might be a bit of an ignorant. No, now I didn't know it. I knew of it. Okay, you were a night banger. The only one I know is the, wake up at the end of the world you morons welcome to the end of power brokers and hydro factors and individual. Wow. They're gonna blow your mergers and you're something and you're something out of bits. That's the only one I knew. And

I've never seen a musical at the National before. So I was very, very excited and the National put on some fantastic plays. It makes me sad because sometimes and you're gonna laugh. Sometimes Matthew, my friend and I have had this conversation so many times that occasionally I fucking pass it. Sometimes I get really upset like genuinely a kind of sadness that I will never meet Steven sometime. Oh, okay.

Like, I get genuinely upset when people- Has he died? Yeah, he's dead. Okay. When did he die? He had a good life. He died a few years ago. Did he?

But like when he died, I felt I was really upset when he died because I literally, I always assumed I would meet him once. Okay. I just thought he would Does he have any relatives? No. He didn't have any wife or wife or husband. He didn't have a husband. Yeah, but

he didn't have children. No, no, no. Oh, I'm really sorry. The music was his children. I'm really sorry. But like, I genuinely thought I would meet him once in my life. And I said this to my friend, he was like, honey, I'm so with you. Because I also get a bit sad. And then when going to see who we are, I was sort of like, it's a reminder to you because it was the first he didn't know

he was a gay man. I don't know. I don't remember the discourse on this. He either finished it and it was a very rough draft and they decided to just put it on or he half finished it and someone finished it for him. Because he was unwell. Because he died. Right. It was literally the last thing he was working on. So it's a very important piece of theatre that I'm excited to see. And it's also surely quite controversial, is it not? Because there must be there must be quite big sometime lovers out there being like, this isn't his work. It's not one of his best.

Oh, interesting. I will say, but. Interesting. But. What has Suntime written? Sweeney Todd. Lovely. Little Night Music.

Lovely. Into the Woods. Oh, lovely. He did the lyrics for West Side Story. Wow. He did Gypsy Company. Love Company. Oh, come on Suntime.

Gypsy Company. There Company! Love Company. Oh come on, sometime. Gypsy Company. There's one that's staring me in the face. Oh, Matthew will kill me. This could be embarrassing for your friends. Sweeney Todd, Into the Woods. There's one that's staring me in the face.

You did assassins. Lesson only did frogs. I know out of those ones Sweeney Todd's company. For Sunday in the park with George. Oh, Sunday in the park with George. I've never seen that but a highly irritating song. Merrily we roll along. Oh, that's your favorite. Merrily we roll along is that's actually really embarrassing because that is my favorite song from High Musical.

That is your favorite musical, yeah. And... Vollies. And Saturday Night, but like Saturday Night. I need to watch, and watch all these. I've never seen all of them. Merrily is like, top tier for me. The only thing with Sunday in the Park with George is someone sang it at your Spotty Finals.

Yeah. It's fucking irritating. I'm sorry. Do you know what I love? One of the most irritating songs I've ever heard in my whole entire life. You weren't like that. Yeah. I wasn't like the musical. I was like, loved your song, loved Gavin who sang Tartarus. Loved that. Yes. Loved that song. I thought that was he deserved to place. He was very taught. Yeah, great performance. Yeah, I can't. What I can remember is his performance rather than his singing. And that's not because he was a bad singer. No, because his performance was sensational Sunday in the park Sunday in the park with George I was like stab me in the

neck. So it's a long song. And it's very, what's the Sunday in the Park with George the like tune? Well, there are worse things staring at the water on a Sunday. There are worse things staring at the water as you're pulling for a picture of me. Yeah, it was that and I was like, Oh my god, no, I can't deal with that. It's very yeah, I didn't like that. But I wonder whether Lea Michele met Suntime. She probably did. She goes on about it in Glee, doesn't she? She's like, Steven Sondheim is like my idol.

If I met him... That and Barbra Streisand. I'd be so starstruck if I met that man. If I met him, I would... So who were the top three MT writers? I would say Sondheim, Lloyd Webber. Yeah. I would say Sondheim, Lloyd Webber. Tim, no, not Tim Minchin. Who wrote Les Mis?

Oh, yeah, Michelle and Schomburg probably. Probably. Yeah. But Sondheim's like, Sondheim's top tip. Your favourite, really. Sondheim's quite dark though, like Sweeney Todd's quite dark. His stuff is very dark. Into the Woods is very dark. Like everything he does is very dark. But I love Into the... I tell you what, it's hypocritical.

It's only because I didn't like the performance, but the music I love is... Sunset Boulevard hated their performance because it was the acting for me. That was like, oh my god, no. Music, gorgeous. Who wrote that? Angela Weber. Really? I love the song. I've had it in my head for like the last three weeks. I've come home No. With one look, I'll be yours, and I'll return.

How does the start song that it's like, I came out here to make my name, one in my pool, my dose of fame. No, I think it might have been the one that Nicole Scherzinger sang. It might, maybe, oh, I've got to, I've got to, maybe I've got to get it, but I've been singing it the last, it wasn't Sunsetlevard. It definitely wasn't that one. It was like, this is gonna annoy me. Did they do it on Glee? Can't remember. Don't think they did. They might have I'm not sure. Maybe it was with one look then.

There's like a bit that I keep remembering that I feel like it's near the start that it's like Oh, it might be with one look. Really? that I feel like it's near the start that it's like, Oh, it might be with one look. Really? It's like, with one look, I'll ignore the state. I'll retell. They'll say something normals back this time I'm staying. I'm staying for God. Is that the start?

It's near the start. It's not that either. It's really annoying me because it's like, it's the start but I keep singing week after week after week and I thought you didn't enjoy it. I'm like no, I love the music. Oh, it's going to come to me and I'll tell you. Yeah. Right, should we crack on? Let's crack on. So let's debrief. This week on the debrief, we're talking all about going to the extremes, which is something I feel is safe to say as women we've done at one point in our lives. And I'm talking about how when we need information, call me fuck, put a cap on me, give me a monocle and call me Sherlock

Holmes. I am telling you, women will always find out. Don't underestimate. We will always find out. The psycho that lives beneath a woman. Because it can always come out. You don't know when. I can unlock my big bertha. I can. I can unlock. You can get scary. I can unlock my big bath. I can unlock my big bath. And the thing about Katie scary, which is different to mine, is that I think people could expect my scary to come out. Maybe I think I mean, you know, I think people could say Oh, she might have a bit of a fiery side. Yeah, with Katie,

Katie comes across as little the sunshine. Yeah, happy, happy, happy, happy. You cross her and she snaps or she gets angry. And you're like, actually, you don't snap. Actually, you don't. It builds. It does. You get I can see your face getting angry and angry and angry and angry. And then you'll be on a much she's fuming. That's the thing about your psycho. And I'm so nonconfrontational that my psycho is like, excuse me for a minute. I'm like, fucking eye twitching. So yeah, is there a time you felt you went above and beyond to find the truth? time you felt you went above and beyond to find the truth.

Oh, a time when I went above and beyond to find the truth. Because I've got a story. Tell me. I want to know. So, my ex boyfriend started seeing someone the day we broke up. I'm feeling sneaky suspicious. He had her lined up. Yeah, and I lined up ready and waiting. My lady and waiting as it were. Mistress was my day. I knew nothing about the girl. And I didn't want to know anything about her until one day I was on the bus on the way home and I saw him with her at the bus stop. Very fair. That's so awkward. High school Very fair. That's so awkward.

High school musical moment. That's so awkward. I'm in the bus and I see them. All I see is him. Look, start shitting himself. And then holding hands. And I see the back of her. She was petite and she had brown hair. Okay, so all I needed. Oh, yeah, here here. I managed to find this girl stop it surely from the back of her head stop and the fact that I knew she lived the same place that

my ex lived. And you best believe I went on to the local village college. Then like anyone graduating, went through founder, stop founder Instagram, found it all genuinely within like a dedicated 45 minutes of looking. I was like, it was very unfortunately very easy. But I did it. I literally was like- Katie I'm so proud of you. But I did it. I literally was like, we had mutuals, I went through all the mutuals, any course referencing, I was just on fire. You were on it. You were on it like a carb on it. Yeah, completely. Something that comes to mind, again, on the same vein of finding like information Yeah So my friend from school Won't so we would have been about 18. She had a boyfriend at another school

He cheated on her. Okay. Now she only found out that he cheated on her after the broke up. Oh Fucking terrible. So he broke up with her. She didn't really know why yeah, really upset She was distraught blocked him him on everything. Phone number blocked, deleted all their messages, deleted every single photo, blocked him on Instagram, blocked him on Facebook, blocked him on Snapchat, had nothing ever. Anyway, two months later she finds out that it's Jason on her. She's like, are you fucking kidding me? Anyway, she wants to get out back in contact to be like, fuck, I've got something to say. Now, this man didn't go to a school that any of us had. No one had mutuals with him. And he also is now at

university. So no one had any mutual. Well, I did. I said, give me your phone. Anyway, she says I've deleted everything, Kitty. I've deleted absolutely everything. So I'm thinking I'm gonna have to get creative here. All I knew was the uni, his OG school. Surely she had his name. She had his name. Yeah, she had his name. Yeah. Has no gone to Instagram. I can get him because she she's yeah. Yeah. Great. Go on to eat it. He wasn't private. Idiot. He's like going on to recently tagged. I'm saying like if he's got any friends, yeah, fantastic. Anyway, like this is a bit tricky

getting his number. He's got his Instagram but it can't come from me, but he's blocked her on Instagram as well. So I'm thinking we need the number, that's what we need. Anyway, go onto Facebook. Facebook sometimes people have their number on there, something like that. Anyway, I'm like, do you have him on WhatsApp? She's like, no, light bulb moment. Give me a phone. I go through her phone recently, calls. I'm like, how about this number? How about this? And she's like, honestly, I can't remember. Voice notes, voicemails, go on to voicemails. I shit you not, I listen to at least 100 of these. I get to it. Something like 88. I'm like, listen to this. She said, that's him. That's him. I'm like, this is the number. That's it. So she called him. Yeah, she called him

and gave him a shit. Yeah. She's like, I fucking know that you cheat. I didn't cheat on you. She's like, I know that you cheat on me. She was like, but but but but but and I was like, just sat back, proud mama. That? God, women. the girlhood man. Girlhood. Complete girlhood. When we have to fight for our own, our weapons come out. Completely. Girlhood. Yeah, right. I absolutely love that. Okay. Probably. Yeah. Yeah, I reckon so. Stunning. So are you ready for the dilemma? I'm ready for my dilemma. Okay. So hi girls. So basically me and my boyfriend went over to his family's house for the bank holiday a few weeks ago. Oh, lovely.

Everything was going really well. I get on super well with my boyfriend's dad, but I've always felt like my boyfriend's mom has never really warmed to me. We've been together for just over a year. Oh, that's a shame. Do you know what? Mothers and sons, unfortunately, is more common than we'd like to think. Me and my boyfriend's dad were chilling watching TV and having some drinks. He got up to go to the loo and I noticed a text from his wife, my boyfriend's mum, come up. Naturally, I had a peek and it was her texting him about how annoying she finds me. Now I'm not proud of this, but I did then fully go on to his phone.

I do the same thing. On the dad's phone. Yeah. I was fine. Then both texting all day about how I'm boring, a lot of effort to be around and that they can't see what my boyfriend sees in me, especially since he confessed to his mom that he's not really feeling it recently. I quickly left his phone back where I found it, but am now extremely upset at what's confront my boyfriend about this. But that would require me admitting

that I snooped through his dad's phone and text, which I feel would land me in a worse position. I'm really stuck on what to do. Shall I just leave it and bank it for a rainy day or confront the issue? Bank that shit. Bank it. Because you can't confront this. I'm sorry, you can't. If you came to me saying you've done that and said I want to confront Arch about it, I'd be like, you actually can't. That's so bad. I'd be like, that's really bad. You can't do that. I'd bank it or I'd lie and be like, I heard your I heard someone say something. I wonder if it's a family iPad. Look at me like thinking of stories. I literally like, yeah, I think you're gonna have to bank. That's a terrible situation. I don't blame you for snooping.

I would have snooped. Because my family iPad right here. Let's flirt with the lies. Yeah. She's on the family iPad. Yeah. On the family iPad, just scrolling on TikTok, whatever. Yeah.

And the message comes up and she's tried to swipe away, so swiping clicks on. So she said, Oh, sure. And she sees her name. She said, What the fuck? She's like, Oh, my god, oh, my god. And then before she knows that she's seen, I find her annoying. He's not even that keen on her. And she's like, and then I flex away. That could be an option. That could be an option. That's actually not a bad option. But if there's not a family I've put that this will work. There's not a shared device in the home. She's like, there's no family iPad. I'm like, okay. Interesting. Interesting. I say you have to bank it by it.

Really? Because I was gonna say be honest, but you've really think not. I literally, I, but then again, like, you know, if it's meant to be, it will be but like, if I did that, and then again, like, you know, if it's meant to be or be but like, if I did that and then went to my boyfriend, I know your mum and dad hate me. How'd you and I know you fucking threw with me. How'd you know that? Well, I looked on your dad's phone. That's bad. That looked on the dad's phone. The dad's phone is crazy. It's 10 times worse than saying that you looked at the boyfriend's phone. Yeah, looking through a boyfriend's phone, fine. No, it is fine. I'm not endorsing it.

But like, hey, I would. You've got to do what you've got to do. You've got to do what you've got to do. But your boyfriend's dad's phone is like, that's like going through your own dad's phone. That's weird. That's a bit weird. Like, yeah, you wouldn't go through your own dad's phone is like, that's like going through your own dad's phone. That's weird. That's a bit weird. Like, yeah, you wouldn't go through your own dad's phone. Don't get me wrong, girl. We're not hating on you. We're just trying to think in his mind, like, I don't think it will go well.

Oh, no, because if this was if this was me, and somebody popped up and I saw my name, I'd be like, let me let me get a slice of this. Who's having this conversation? Yeah, but I'm worried for you. If my boyfriend was like, how do you know this? That's not true and tries to talk you off the ledge. And then you're like, no, I know exactly. It is because I looked through the text. See, now you look like a bit extreme. But my concern is she can't stay in a relationship where the parents are being rude about her and he's also like, I'm not bothered about her.

I know. I know. Maybe I'm like bring bring it up because I'm going to break up with you anyway. I'd want clarity being like, are you done with me? Because if you are, then like, right, I need to know. You could always come to him saying you felt a vibe. The mother could always be gaslighting. Be like, yeah, he even said that. He didn't say that. The mother just was like, she's fucking irritating. Said to the son and the son was like, I can see how you feel that. Which isn't, I agree. But she just was like, she's fucking irritating said to the son and the son was like, I can see how you feel that which isn't, I agree.

Yeah. But she's now spun it. So you don't know. Yeah. I would say, I would say you can definitely beef about the text because if the text pops up, you can't, you actually can't like police where your eyes wander. You can't be like, you literally can't be like, Oh, so I wasn't meant to look at the text. So it pops up in the corner, you're gonna look over. Yeah, we're conditioned as a

society. If the television turned on right now, we both look over at it. That's true. Like if something pops up, you're like, Oh, that's not my phone. No, that's true. So you could definitely be about the text that the mum sent. And you could probably definitely beef to the boyfriend being like, I just feel like you're not in it as much recently, knowing the context that you do. Yeah. And I think you could also say, where's your mum's behaviour come from? Yeah. Because if I'm being honest, I know a lot of situations where partners, parents don't like

the other person. And it's because that person has said shit to their parents. So you can be like, where's this coming from? Use his own words against him. What have you said? So when the mother says, he said, what was it? What was it? Words, the mother said, he's not really feeling it. Be like, I just feel like you're not really feeling it. Oh, then he's like, could get goosebumps and anus twitch. And being like, I said this, I did actually say that. So how does she know? How does she know? Yeah, always stay one step ahead. Always. But hey, I do the same. And I say, confront it if you'd like. But also, there's nothing wrong with

banging it for a rainy day. Do you know what's really bad though is that I know for a fact, I would have to be honest with Arch because I would just get so anxious. But seeing his face, he said, has she been through you down so he'd be like care, care, that's not good. I'm like, sorry, I've done before. He's like, darling, so I love you so never this part. He's like, I love you. But I'm like, oh, no. Oh, I've done something wrong. Oh, no. Good luck, darling. Uno here. I've got one. You got Uno. Yeah. Mine is, when for example, I go to my friends and say, and I found the girl that my ex-boyfriend's seeing from just the back of her head in person.

Love that. And they go, who's got the time? Me? I have the time. I have the time and I believe you, Sandra, would have the time too. I also know, Sandra, that you would do this. I saw a TikTok that was like, I hate it when a friend texts me at work being like, are you busy? Like, don't worry, if you haven't got time, I was just thinking about outfit

options for tonight. And she's like, my job that I'm at is no longer my job. My job now is picking your outfit. I don't care. I'm not busy. I can find time. And that's exactly the same thing. I completely agree. I don't care if I've got pressing deadlines or work or hoovers to floor like to my floor with. I will be stalking on Instagram ready for you. It's my favorite pastime. Yeah. Don't don't hit a girl while she's down on. Don't hate the player, hit the game. Yeah.

Everyone's got time. You ready? Yep. Bringing out embarrassing photos of other people. I just find it icky. That is icky. I find it icky and I know a group of people who do this to each other. Yeah. And it makes me feel really uncomfortable because it's like they're all that. Yeah. They'll bring out an embarrassing photo of one of them and then like show me and laugh. And I'm like, no, I don't find that funny. It's not embarrassing photos in spaghetti hoops all over them as a child. It's one where maybe one of them's put on a bit of weight. Or one of them when they have a shit haircut. It's not like childhood

silliness. It's like, this is better. And like, there's a group of people that do this. And I just find it like, it gives me a nick. I'm like, I don't really want to be friends with either of you. Yeah. Because I'm like, well, I don't know. Not the vibe. No, not the vibe. Questions?

Okay. Serious question. Yeah. If you're dating a man, okay, and he admitted to you that before you guys got together, he had completely stalked through your Instagram, stalked through your Facebook, stalked through everything, and you'd found on his camera roll screenshots of your account, my account, because we did the debrief together, the debrief account, maybe your spotlight, I don't know how he's got that. Would you be like, obsessed with me, get on your knees? Or would you be like, I'm now buttoning up the shirt, putting back on my pants?

Spotlights look crazy. That would be, that would be eager. I like finding spotlight there. Because if you're going to prove I love finding spotlight. I love it. It's my favorite pastime. Literally like my spotlight is on my Instagram. So I'm like, honestly, guys, have away with it. I it's my favorite thing. Why should I deny you the pleasure? Like, I love it so much. So I will find it a bit strange. Screenshots is a bit weird. If he

was like, oh no, I definitely stopped your Instagram loads. I thought you were really hot. Marry me. Yeah. Yeah. Weird way to propose, for sure. Yeah, but of course. But if he's like, look and had the screenshots, I'm like, bit strange. You're on his camera roll and you see screenshots of your account, my account, debriefed account in the spotlight. Bit strange. No, it's the strange. Zoomed in on headshots, screenshots. Oh, it's a bit strange. Okay. That's a bit strange. It's kind of giving you gorge. No, that does perhaps why. Could you come back from that?

No. Okay. Interesting. I'm also but then I'm so once I get the echo, I'm a love girl so I'm not. You get me so easily, I think. easily I think. I really do. But I, I do. But I also don't. Because I definitely have fancy people that have given me the it have done things. Yeah. I purposely choose to overlook it. I'm like, no, let's not ruin this. Not you. Let's not ruin this yet. Because because he looks like he likes you. There's something still there. Yeah, there's potentially something there. So let's not let's not let this be the last one. Yeah, completely. So I get you girl. I get situation dependent. Okay, cool. Yeah. Oh, it's me. It's you. It's me. So my silly question is, if you had to Instagram stalk someone in real life, how would you go about doing that?

I fear I'd get arrested or something. Like if you had to follow someone. Oh god, that would really fucking scare me. So the first thing I would do is find out where they were. No way you've got to. Yeah. Okay, so it would have to be word of mouth because I'm not allowed to use technology. So I imagine this person, we'd be friends of friends of friends. Yeah.

So I would ask a friend of friend of friend, oh, what do they do by the way? Yeah. Find out. Okay, great. Can I, oh no, I'm not allowed to use technology. So how if you get to the bottom of something without a phone? Yeah, technology. Yeah, I'm definitely finding out where they work through a friend of a friend. Because if it's the same that they're seeing someone else, I can be waiting outside of your work to see if you are going from dot to dot to dot to where you say you are going. So I'd find out where they work. Let's say they work in PR. I'm like, fantastic. And they're like, Oh, I work PR for horse trials. Niche. Brilliant. Interesting.

And I'm like, where do you do that? And they're like, Oh, it's in Soho. I'm like, fantastic. Then I'd be like, Oh my God, I've actually got brunch in Soho this week. We can maybe meet like, I'd manipulate. And they'd be like, Oh, it's on St. Francis street. I be like, Oh my god, I've actually got brunch in Soho this week. We can maybe meet like, yeah, I'd manipulate. Yeah. And they'd be like, Oh, it's on St. Francis Street. Yeah. Boom. It's not going to be six different PRs for horse trials on St. Francis Street. So I would scope it. I would do a U. I would scope it out first. And then I'd be like, this is the building. Now, I would say probably a day probably start work around nine o'clock. So I would cap on coffee and hand sunnies, wait around that about eight thirty. See if they go in thinking, right, I've absolutely, and that would be one day's job. So I'd be like, I've established that this is where they work.

A few days later, say if someone's like, I need to find if this person's having an affair, then I'd be like, absolutely. I was like, look, you need to tell me what they're telling you. She's like, well, they told me that they went to the gym on Thursday night. And I'm like, right, okay, I'm waiting outside Thursday if they leave the office, get on the Victoria Line, I'm on the Victoria Line with them. Now I know that there's an office gym because I went in and I pretended to be a colleague and I was like, there's no office gym. So I'm thinking, where's he going then if he's going on the Victoria Line? When I know they live on the district line. So then I would follow, be on the carriage, be nearby, it'd

be really hard because maybe this would have to take a few weeks. Yeah, establishing routine. Establishing routine because I could one, get caught, but also it'd be so busy with commuters. But let's say for a few weeks and maybe once then I'd watch all that happen. And then I would see where he get off, get off with him. Because of course it would be a man. Yeah. Then see where he's going. All of a sudden we're getting off at, I don't even know if Notting Hill's on this line, get off at Notting Hill. What the hell's in Notting Hill? Let's hold back. Maybe he's going to see someone from work. Okay. Anyway, goes in, goes to a door, knocks on this door,

buzzes in, woman opens the door, thinking, now Ies in woman opens the door thinking now I can't take photos can I? So I'd write down a description of her blonde hair, big boobs, skinny. Not you. That's why I'd say I'd be like, you're 10 times better looking than this woman. Like you're 10 times better looking. I immediately girls girl. Then I'd establish how much she does there. So it would probably take a few months because I'm like, how many times sleeping with this one then I'd write a diary and starts right on this date at this time. Yeah, yeah, stakeout, stakeout, stakeout. And I'd say to the wife or the girlfriend, yeah, whoever this is for, I'd be like, do the same for you write down exactly where he's Yeah, and then it will line up then I'll be like, then the fifth

or sixth month, I bring her with me. Okay. Sarah- See for yourself. K- And she says to me, look, kitty, he said again, he's got another business meeting. He's not I know for a fact he's going to Notting Hill, tartie, woman's flat. Yeah, so I bring her with me anyway he goes in. So let's go. Then I'd make her with all I'd stand there bodyguard he'd come out shit himself. Boom. All revealed. All revealed. That was beautiful.

Thank you. That was really beautiful. Thank you. And it just proves how much private investigators do for the community without the 80s. Without us knowing. Literally like crazy how all of that could have taken 10 minutes with a fucking thing online. With a phone. It's crazy. It's wild.

It would take me months to establish this. Yeah. Because with one photo, I've got so much evidence. Oh yeah. So it's pictures says a thousand words. It does. Yeah. Right guys.

I hope you have a fantastic week. A fantastic week. Move you tootsies. Shake your ass. Move you tootsies, shake your ass. Move you tootsies, shake your booty. Have a good time. Love you. Bye.

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