The Debrief - Going out out, 3 French Hens & Porn with Partners

Episode Date: July 24, 2023

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You do, you do. Good morning, Katie. Good morning. It's a Monday morning. It's bright. Monday morning. It's that time of the week again. Sun's shining.

Actually, I'm actually fucking lying to you. It's not. No, it's not. I don't understand. It's been so gorgeous at the moment, but it's just taking a turn. I quite like the rain, actually. I feel like as a water sign,

hate to break it to you guys, I'm a Pisces. You're a Pisces, you're a fish. I feel at one with the water. It makes sense why I'm such a good fucking swimmer. I don't even get webbed feet. What am I? Guess what I am?

You're a Cancer. I am a Cancer, yeah. Water sign as well. i am a cancer yeah yeah you know as well i am a water sign yeah we should do an episode on um the negatives and the positives of our of our signs no negatives we should no actually you thought the negative this is a positive podcast yeah we should definitely do that gorgeous uh katie what signs are you compatible with Gorgeous. Katie, what signs are you compatible with?

Do you know? I actually don't. Oh, shit. No. Get off the pod then. I actually don't. I don't think I've obviously been compatible with, like, fire signs because I'm a water sign and they just, like, meow. Oh, they word. They sizzle me out.

Love that. I'm compatible with a Taurus. Did you know as well, actually? Oh, just go over that then. No. Which one's a Taurus? She's like yeah anyway that's not as

important as what I'm saying which ones are Taurus I don't know what a Taurus is but my dad's a Taurus I know which I think is very sweet what I was going to say

is did you did you know yeah you're going to feel bad now because it's actually really nice yeah is did you know that you're compatible with an Aquarius

I'm so sorry you're compatible with an Aquarius. I'm so sorry. You're extremely compatible. Isn't Archie an Aquarius? No, Archie's a fucking Capricorn. No, it's that one then. Yeah. You're extremely compatible with a Capricorn.

Am I? You're extremely compatible. I'm so sorry. I don't know why I'm laughing. You got the giggles. I just got the giggles. There's nothing funny about the zodiac sign. Arch is a Capricorn,

and it's quite interesting, so... Well, it's actually not interesting at all. But I'm not compatible with Libras. And my ex was a Libra. It's weird. It's interesting because you give me like Libra Leo vibes, like strong fire sign vibes. Oh, wow.

You don't give me a water sign vibe. But Peach, let's do it. Come on. Let's do it. Let's do the mantras. Let's get into the mantras. Tell me. Oh, you want me to say?

Yeah. Okay. Give me yours. Give me yours. I'm going to tell you my mantra. Are you ready for it? Strap yourself in. You won't. No, no.

But mine is, I'm worthy of having what I want. Oh, I like that. Yes, I love it. I like that. I am worthy of having what I want. Yeah. And I think this is really good to do with anything. Anything.

It's like relationships. It's like relationships. It's like food. It's giving career. It's giving it all. I can do whatever I want. Yeah. If I put my mind to it, if I absolutely focus on it and put my arse in gear, I can do it. I absolutely can get what I want.

Yeah, absolutely. And you're worthy of it. I am. I'm absolutely worthy. Yeah, absolutely. And you're worthy of it. I am. I'm absolutely worthy. Say it with me. I am worthy. Say, I'm worthy.

I'm worthy. Love it, Katie. Love it. Katie, tell me yours. Come on. See, mine is quite retrospective, I would say. I'm not. Story, English, literature, A-level. Yeah, that's what it was.

Yes, it-level. Love it. Yes, absolutely. Mine is, my past has shaped me into something wonderful. I'm sorry. It's not funny. And it has. Yes, it has. It has. And why have you chosen that this week, B?

See, I've chosen that. Yeah. Because I feel such a new lease for life. Ooh! And I'm, and I think I have generally settled into some narratives that I've given to myself

and labels that I've given to myself where I'm like, I'm not this and I'm not that. And I'm like, screw that, Jess. Yeah.

I'm like, I'm like, very thankful my past has done that, but that's not me anymore. Okay. I love that match, Katie. Thank you.

It's great. Out of the chrysalis emerges a beautiful peachy butterfly. Absolutely. And that'll be me. That's you. Now, we're bringing something back this week. Bringing it back. I was listening back to one of your podcasts, and we did Song of the Week.

Yeah. And I absolutely loved it. I'm excited to hear your Song of the Week. Do you did song of the week yeah i absolutely loved it i'm excited do you want me to go first yeah and i want you to sing it to me okay yeah the heart wants what it was the heart wants what it wants because it does because it does can't get away in the heart i'm a bit of selena ring at the moment i absolutely love her i love her so i was talking to arch and we were just talking about things because guys you might call it the ape but i do watch hannah montana and i will not no you might

you might call me feral but you'll be wrong i love it i love it i love it i watch it it's the easiest thing to watch if i'm just on the tube i'm like put a bit of hannah montana on my gray anyway he was like oh she was at disney and i was like yeah i like selena gomez and he's like oh god but what does she do i'm'm like, she's an artist. So I said, I was like, she is an artist. And I said, listen to all these songs. Love it. Wolves.

Oh, what a tune. What a fucking tune. What a tune. Bad liar. Oh, because I'm a bad liar. Can't keep my hands to myself. Can't keep my hands to myself. I'm in a club at work. What do I do?

She's a good woman. The heart wants what it wants i love it i was screaming it out in the shower today love it love it and i chose it because i just think she's such a vibe yeah and i think she's with the podcast the hearts wants what it wants it's so true it's so i genuinely believe i genuinely believe that your body mind heart knows before you do oh 100 you get gut. That's what gut feelings are. You get it. You absolutely get it. When you're like,

I don't know about this. And your gut starts, you're like, I didn't, I got a gut feeling this didn't feel right. Yeah. Always right. Always trust your gut. So the gut wants what it wants. The gut wants what it wants. Try getting in the way of the fucking gut. Yeah, and you can't. You can't. You can't shake it.

Tell me what yours is. Soul sucker, fame fucker, stray me till I'm a goddamn vampire. Yeah. Olivia Rodrigo. I love Olivia. New songs out. It's really good. Vampire.

Yeah. What a tune. It's so good, isn't it? What a tune. I like Fame Fucker, that lie. Fame Fucker. I'm like, shit, that has come from somewhere. So she was dating this guy. They all think what it's about is this guy who's 27.

She was pictured with a few times over the course of a few months. And he also dated Madison Beer and Madeline Klein from Outer Banks. Oh, yes, she's very pretty. They all have these pictures, paparazzi pictures of them all screaming at him, crying. They've all written songs about him.

Well, not Madeline Klein, but Madison Beer wrote loads of songs about him, not Madeline Klein but Madison Beer wrote like loads of songs about him saying like he's a horrible person and a liar and then was pictured with Olivia Rodrigo who's obviously 20

everyone was like fuck no like that's a bit dodged but it's like fame fucker like you only fuck famous people for the clout

your favourite word the clout I hate that word I hate it so I was like oh Olivia it's a great song it's a great song it's a really really good song makes me quite excited for the album I hate that word I hate it so I was like oh Olivia it's a great song it's a great song

it's a really really good song makes me quite excited for the album I really like I really like her music I would love to see her I would and it's good now

because the first tour she did she only had an album's worth of songs which is only like less than an hour so now she has two albums worth

so I'd definitely go see her now I 100% would as well oh my god did you see that Billie Eilish was doing a concert in Paris in front of the Eiffel Tower Now she has two albums left, so I'd definitely go see her now. I 100% would as well. Oh, my God. Did you see that Billie Eilish was doing a concert in Paris in front of the Eiffel Tower? Oh. I saw it on TikTok and I was like, I would love that. That would be amazing.

I do love a bit of Billie. I went to see Billie Eilish. Oh, my God. Oh, yes, you did. I did. It was amazing. Oh, is that when Archie took the piss of your shorts? When did he take the piss of my shorts?

When he said you looked like Billie Eilish. Oh, no, I didn't wear those shorts. I actually don't have them anymore. I thought you looked like Tristan Thompson. They're like basketball shorts, but I got them, I don't think I was their target audience. I'll be honest.

I got them from Brandy Melville. However, like, they look very different. You see people like Olivia Neal wearing However, like, they look very different. Like, you see people like Olivia Neal wearing the basketball shorts, and they look very cool and, like, very stylish. You know when someone's, like, so skinny they can pull off anything? Yeah, so true. I put the basketball shorts on.

Did they look the same? No. No, they did not. That's okay. However, they're very comfortable. Yeah. Long shorts. Yeah. They came down to my knees. Okay. And they were very comfortable. Long shorts. They came down to my knees.

And they were extremely comfortable. Especially when you're on your period. But you want to let the calves breathe. Katie and I were both on my period at the same time. We synced up. It was inevitable. And Katie, are you an emotional time of the month? Or are you an angry time of the month?

I get quite emotional. I've already cried twice since being on my period yeah one was warranted I'm like that myself the other one just wasn't it was just so random yeah it was genuine

I was just like are you alright I was like I'm not and I was like why am I not and I was like do I have to make something like that

you're not thick or something now Katie beat me in the studio she hit me she called me pretty but she didn't say I was beautiful. Yeah, I was like, what a bitch.

What a fucking bitch. If we actually had a fight, like a full-on bitch fight, who do you think would win? It would be you. Are you kidding? Actually, no, wait. I'm backing... No, I'm in a new era.

Okay. I'm backing myself now. I say I would let you win. Fuck! I think I would let you in fuck off not a job I think

genuinely yeah I could pack a punch if I wanted to no I've seen you angry angry and you're quite scary angry

every time I think about like when we talk about if girls got invites and stuff do you remember season two of love island when that new girl came in and katie spills a drink on that katie spills the drink on that and then um she goes to slap katie but zara comes in she goes never hit a girl never hit a girl

and it always makes me think, and it's just like, oh God, you just want to slap a, never hit a girl. Have you ever hit anyone? Um, no. No. I've shoved someone before, but I've never hit someone.

Okay, okay. Let's debrief. Okay, go Katie. I had like the best night in my life on saturday night best time ever we had the best time best time and everyone was like why were you in such a bad mood i was like i was not can i tell you the amount of people that came up to me was like what's up katie's ass i was like i can't believe this i genuinely i genuinely was in the best mood i was genuinely like do you know what just leave was genuinely like, do you know what? Just leave. I was like, I don't know.

So we did something that we like to call pub. Actually, I don't know if we like to call it. I think it's just called pub golf. Yeah, it's called pub golf. And can you explain what pub golf is, Katie? Yes. So we went to a few pubs along the riverside in Hammersmith. There were seven pubs. Each pub has a par assigned to it and

the par means the amount of sips you need to take to finish the drink yeah so but each pub has a different drink so there was one pub that was a cider par three so you have to sip the cider in three sips yeah like down it finish it in three sips Like, pint of beer, one set, hole in one. And basically, whoever... And then have a glass of wine or something like that. Whoever has the lowest score wins. And who did win Kitty McNeil? I, guys, I fucking won.

I can't win a ton of events. I won against our friends. And some of our friends are like... Alkies. Alkies. Like, absolutely dedicated Alkies they love the set do you know what

I'm going to put out there guys why I won I stuck at it from the start you did so I didn't pussy around so the first one was a cider

I never drink cider but I literally went for it I didn't start off like giggly pick me girl I was like fuck this shit I'm winning

down the cider but what I gotta tell you how you win you take your time take it slow giggly, pick me girl. I was like, fuck this shit. I was like, I'm winning. Down the cider. But what I've got to tell you, how you win, you take your time. Take it slow. Don't think, don't peer pressure and think, oh, I need to down it in three seconds.

I could have been there till Christmas. I was like, I was like. Take it slow, take deep breaths, breathe through your nose. Yeah, yeah. And I absolutely won.

I couldn't believe it, Paige. I couldn't believe it either. No. But anyway, while I was down in the pines and living my best life, Katie's face was like a slapped ar won. I couldn't believe it, Paige. I couldn't believe it either. No. But anyway, while I was down in the pines living my best life, Katie's face was like slapped to arse. I can't believe this. I genuinely, sometimes when I'm just observing, it got really hot.

So I moved to the side of the room just to cool down for a bit. But I was just kind of watching everyone and having a good time. And like, she was like, are you all right? Like, is everything okay? And I'm like, yeah, I'm actually fine. Does it annoy you more when people say that? I was, I used to get this a lot, like, when we were at drama school, sometimes I'd walk in in the morning and I'd just be, like, sat there,

like, staring into the abyss and I'm like, oh, my God, are you okay? And I'm like, yeah, guys, I am actually fine. Like, I'm literally just kind of, like, staring into the abyss a bit. Like, I'm genuinely, but I do that with a frown yeah I'm aware that I look quite scary when my face is

completely relaxed does it annoy you though because it annoys me sometimes if like Arch says to me are you alright I'm like yeah yeah all good

and he's like no but are you alright I'm like yes he's like are you alright I'm like oh my god I'm not anymore I'm really angry you know

I mean bloody hell men can't get it right he didn't even ask me if i'm okay like i was in tears and then he did ask me i'm okay fucking disrespectful and he asked me too many times and then he asked me to one too many times like if he just stopped there it would have been fine we had such a great time though we went from like pub to pub absolutely loving our lives it was so much fun it really good. We were in a big group as well. And then we ended at this kind of pub that was doing a festival-y vibe. The pub's called The Crab Tree. We loved the pub.

Yeah, so great. But they were doing their own Glastonbury, so they said like Crabtonbury. And it was so good. It was so good. We had a great time. I was getting so slaughtered. A girl that we were with put me on to vodka lime sodas. Oh.

And that is my new drink. That's nice. So yummy. And you can't taste the alcohol at all. Oh. It was genuinely, I think my vodka diet coke has been replaced by a vodka lime soda.

Is it lime, lime, lime cordial. Yeah, lime cordial, yeah. So, so yummy. Like it was genuinely the best. That'd be quite low-cals as well, I imagine. I think it is. Yeah. She said it's actually nicknamed the skinny bitch. I, it was genuinely the best. That'd be quite low-cals as well, I imagine.

I think it is. Yeah. She said it's actually nicknamed the Skinny Birch. I thought, well... Love it. That'll be me. Vodka lime soda. Vodka lime soda.

Oh, I'd like to try that. Really, really nice. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Everyone was vibing high. Everyone was vibing high. Yeah, it was so good. Sensational.

So this brings us onto our topic this week to debrief. Oh, yeah. And it is favourite night's out. Favour is favorite nights out favorite and first night sound i'm so excited i can't wait so i actually never went out clubbing underage like i know my first night out was when i was 18 like i didn't go out clubbing underage you're one of those because i never got a fake ID. Why? Because we'd always just drink in, like, we'd always just go to house parties. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

Oh. I will preface, that wasn't my first sip of alcohol, guys. Don't worry. It wasn't like first night out 18, I'm going to have my first drink. Yeah. But first night out clubbing, I also. Were you nervous then? I was a bit nervous.

I didn't know what to expect I overdressed severely oh no no no no what did you wear? that is so embarrassing so we went

what did you wear? what did you wear? we went with a few girls in sick form a few of us turned 18 at the beginning of the year so there was like four of us

and we all went out on this night out we went to a club called Lola Le's in cambridge yeah if you know you know the the hot spot and the hubbub um it's a bit of a shithole we were the first people in there okay like there's no one in there um we were just having jaeger bombs because it was like three jaeger bombs for six quid or something like really cheap drinking loads of Jager bombs I want to know

what you're wearing Katie I want to know I wore please tell me I will promise that all of us were wearing dresses and heels okay it wasn't just me

okay but all of us wore I wore some heels and I wore a blue like satin oh poly dress and I had this what did you do with your. And I had this. What did you do with your hair?

I had it down. I think Giles. I had to do space buns. Yeah. I had it down. Okay. But I actually can't wait to show you this photo

because, because, you know, the photographers that come round. Yeah, yeah. I'm so pale. The flashback makes me look like Voldemort that you can't see my nose. Like, it photographers that come round. Yeah, yeah. I'm so pale. The flashback makes me look like Voldemort.

Like, you can't see my nose. Like, it's just this big, like, white sheet in my eyes. It's so bad. So who's that ghost? It was like, who's got the background? I saw the picture. I was like, you're fucking kidding. You know, when they come out the next day on their Facebook page,

we're all like, oh, look at the next day. And I was like, I was like, you're kidding. fucking kidding you know when they come out the next day on like their facebook page then there was a group a friend of mine is if one was seeing this guy at the time okay from another like college okay did he come out as well he they all came out because it's annoyingly it's one of those girls that was like oh it's girls night it's girls night but brings a fucking boy brings the boyfriend and all the boys oh no so we were like i'm so annoying but i got with one of the friends um in the thing but this guy was nothing to write like Like, this was poor for me. This was poor.

We got, and then we were just dancing around. Was that, like, your first get in a club? Yeah. In the club. In the club. So what was it like? I want to hear the details. Like, come on, Katie.

So you can't just be like, so are you guys dancing, loving life? I would say London clubs are very different from local, like, loving life. The boys, I would say, London clubs are very different from local, like, city clubs because the men in low, low lows were feral.

Like, they would just kind of like put you in a headlock and just start grinding on you. But I kind of rate it. I'm not opposed to that. Yeah. Like,

I feel like some guys were really ballsy and then it's one of those that you turn around and you're like, not you. Yes, yes,

yes. So that's kind of how we were all kind of dancing in a group. And this guy jumps up to try and like pull me in by the waist. He turns me around. We just start getting. Brilliant. I'm like, brilliant.

I remember just being like, oh, God. Like, oh, God. And then one of his other friends, we start chatting. And then he says something. He was really chatting and then he says something he was really not to be rude he was ugly like he and he had an ugly personality as well which made him even uglier oh no he says something i can't remember exactly but it was alluding to something like oh well like you should come back to mine or something like that i say no like no thanks i'm here on a girl's night like not really for you yeah he then he's like i don't want to get with you anyway because you're fucking ugly oh what a

damn you're so fucking ugly blah blah blah at this point my friend jumps in being like and then the guy that i got with good one punches him in the face yes and then pushes him down the stairs oh they get kicked out they get kicked out this guy's fucking like bleeding from his knuckles shit

I'm like oh god did you guys get kicked out as well no I don't know them oh what a great first night out then

the drama then we went to McDonald's I had to take my shoes off because I actually tried to keep sneaking into the VIP area just so I could sit down because my heels, like, my shoes. Oh, honestly.

Honestly. That was it, really. Went to bed. My first night out. Okay, so I was with my friend. And we were underage, so I was using my sister's ID. Yeah. And I don't think she was very happy about it but I was like please my sister refused to give

me her ID so she finally gave it to me and then my friend was using her uh brother's boy her brother's girlfriend's ID nice yeah and anyway we got dropped off in Peterborough nice we were shitting it we were fucking how old were you um 15 okay um we were shitting it we were really really scared yeah and anyway we get out and um her brother's like been to this club so many times she says you'll be fine like honestly the way to do it is just have confidence like walk up to the line like fine fine fine now we've been talking such a big game we were like yeah shut up like we've got this. Fucking hell,

we've got this. We shut it. We were so scared. We walked up to the line and we were like, fuck, fuck, fuck. Went round the corner and we were like, okay, let's count to 10.

We genuinely, out loud, counted to 10 and I was like one, then she'd go two. I was like three, four. And guys were like,

what the fuck? We get into the queue and we're like, shit, shit, shit. So she pushes me forward and she's like you've got bigger boobs you go first

so I was like oh I'm so scared so I go first and she's passed by do you know yeah do they ask you any questions asked me where my birthday was

obviously it was my sister's so I was like fuck fuck fuck I was like so I was like yeah and then they were like okay have a good night Lily

I was like Lily you're like Kitty it's Kitty here it's Kitty I was like oh Lily that's what my friends night Lily I was like Lily I was like you're like Kitty it's Kitty here it's Kitty I was like oh Lily that's what my friends call me I was like yeah

yeah yeah so anyway we get in and we're like woohoo we get in as you said severely overdressed what were you wearing

ah what were you wearing so we go in and everyone's like as we know in jeans and a top and trainers

or buffalos or something like that. We're in, I think I was in a, no, I was definitely in a skirt. Yeah. 100% in a skirt. I can't remember if my friend was in a dress, but I was in a skirt and a corset top. And heels as well. My feet were killing by the time I got in. Not to toot our own horns, but we quickly realised that we were of a higher calibre.

Attractive. As you were learning. Yes. Because there were, it seemed to be a weird vibe as we went in, you know. I know. Were you quite outnumbered? Were there lots of guys and not a lot of girls?

Loads of guys. Interesting. Loads of guys. So we went in and it was like pickle shit. A pit. It absolutely was. Everyone was on you. Yeah, it absolutely was.

But I remember being so excited. i was like man i was like so i remember i got with this guy who who lied to me and said he was 28 and he was 32 and it was fine because i was like i'm 15 i was like what are you gonna do and i was like, I'm 15. I was like, what are you going to do? And I was like, oh, God. And then I got with this other guy. And then we went upstairs. And then we found these two guys that we properly fancied. Oh, a bit of you. Yeah, so a bit of us.

And they were two best friends. Oh, nice. So we stuck with them all night. And then anyway, one of the other guys found me. And he was like, hey, where have you been? And I was like, oh. I was like, oh, I'm just with this guy. And then he's like, who have you been and I was like oh I was like oh I'm just with this guy and then he's like who's this so I was like oh I was like oh uh and I can't remember

his name I don't know but the good thing is is that no not the good thing is that I lied to this guy and told him that I was a tennis player from um from Reading why Reading Reading? You know, it just comes to you at the time. tennis player from Reading, that's a good one, yeah. It just comes to you at the time

and then this other guy's like, no, no, no, she's studying, she's studying at Oxford and I'm like, oh, guys, guys,

yeah, I was like, guys, so that's in my spare time, I do tennis at Reading. I study at Oxford at the weekends I go to Reading

to fulfil my semi-pro tennis career. 100%. Yeah. But I've got myself over because we went to, I go to Reading to fulfill my semi-pro tennis career. Or 100%. Yeah. But I fought myself over because we went to, we must have gone to that club for a good, like, few years every weekend or every other weekend. Literally. And everyone would be like, how's tennis?

I'd be like, fucking great. I was like, got a tennis elbow at the moment, you know, and then someone else would be like, how's economics going? I was like, you know, economics is going cracking. I was like, what the fuck is economics? I was like, you know, economics is going cracking. I was like, what the fuck is economics? I was like, what is going on? Would you let your kids club underage? I...

Ooh. If they did, if they didn't tell me they were doing it and they did it, I'd be like... If we lived in, like, a town, London, I'd be a bit more scared for them. Yeah. If they were like, oh, we went clubbing underage in London, London, I'd be a bit more scared for them. Yeah. If they were like, oh,

we went clubbing underage in London at 15, I'd be like, I get scared clubbing in London and I'm overage. Yeah. But if they were like, if they went to Lola Lowe's at 15, I'd be like, knock yourself out kiddos.

Yeah. Yeah. No problem. Yeah. I get that. If they were like, we did that, I'd be like,

not ideal, but you do you. Like you can't stop it at the end of the day you can't really so tell me about your favourite night out what's that

what's that gonna be my favourite night out um was was Archie's 20th okay when we went

to La Fez oh yeah yeah yeah so we went I had a great time La Fe yeah. Yeah, yeah. So we went. I had a great time. Lefez Putney, really good. Lefez Putney, good club.

Yeah. Went there. We were all having such a merry, merry time. I missed the pre's, so I was playing catch up. Oh, my God, you did. So I drank a lot in quite quick succession. Yeah.

I got to the club. I was so drunk. I just kept drinking that was mistake then someone kept passing around this um the elf bars oh yeah vapes yeah now i will show my age here because i thought vapes did not have nicotine in i thought vapes were just water vapor like fake cigarettes you know that they don't some don't have nicotine and. I thought vapes were just water vapor, like fake cigarettes, you know, that they don't, some don't have nicotine in. It's just to have something in their hand.

I'm sat there with another girl and she has this vape. Yeah. I genuinely think I had about three quarters of it. Like I genuinely nearly finished the, like, and there's so much nicotine in them. So we're like passing it around all night oh my god i then vomit in the toilets of the fares i'm like looking at the time it's like

one o'clock i'm like you're kidding me i vom because i'm like oh god i was dizzy i thought i was gonna faint like i was seeing spots i was like which now makes sense because i'm like it was just all nicotine and i don't i'm not, don't have a tolerance for nicotine at all. So I'm sat there like, oh my God. And then vomit in the toilets of Lefebvre. I'm surprised they didn't kick me out. Chug some water. And I remember I had to get taken home.

My mum had surprised me by visiting London and I booked lunch for the day after. Oh God. And I had to go to meet her in leicester square for lunch and i remember waking up and vomiting and i didn't stop vomiting and i was dizzy like i couldn't see properly i was like oh my god i tried to have a coffee and i was like that's not even going down like this is severe get on the tube the tube map's fucking moving oh shit i'm genuinely that's not good i'm literally like the room is spinning i feel so unwell i get out at embankment station vomit all down myself

i literally you know when you start sweating i was wearing jeans um like a top i had my putt like my north face puffer on and my um stompers get vomit all over my shoes, all over my jeans. And it's a Sunday, right? So I'm like, okay, I'm meeting my mum at 12. Let me, and then after that I felt really good. Because you know when you vomit, you're like, oh, okay, I feel fine now. Yes, it is.

I basically run to Zara, covered in my own vomit. Of course, Zara has fucking browsing time and the actual thing doesn't open till 12 so I go in, pick up a pair of jeans I'm stood in the queue, people are staring at me because they're like what the fuck is that smell and then they're seeing vomit all down my fucking legs I'm literally like oh you're kidding me

my mum has texted me like where are you like and I'm like oh literally two minutes oh bless you bought the jeans, changed into them threw away the other jeans couldn't even eat anything at the lunch no i bet had to get a taxi i had to get an uber home um almost vomited in the uber twice i had to got the uber to pull out like two streets away from where we were living at the time vomited down two side streets um oh my god genuinely i had everyone judging i had like a three day and it was like 2 p.m on a sunday and i'm like it was genuinely one of the worst hangovers i've ever had katie has such a

trend of seeming to get absolutely slaughtered when she has something on the next day oh god it's awful then she said i've got work tomorrow and then she's like oh i've got an audition she's like oh my god it's absolutely horrifying and i couldn't tell you why it happens because i'm literally like that's so fucking stupid yeah but that was probably my favorite night out um and favorite hangover favorite hangover as well what a day what a day that was so my favorite night out now it's such a weird one because i look back at this and i'm like so many things happen so we went out this was my birthday last year yeah and we were all in london and it was like a group of friends we went out to xo yo um and it was really good but also it was the fucking heat wave it was so hot

like it was so hot anyway we get in and it's quite a good vibe I'm like okay this is good we've already had loads of drinks we're all feeling like a good vibe as well we were dancing in front of the DJ booth and he like looks down and he's like oh do you want to come up do you want to come up so I'm like

yeah I'm like yeah let's come up this will be so much fun I'm like it's my birthday I'm like I'm a birthday girl so I'm like yeah so because I think I said it's my birthday and he was like oh come on come on I'm like great anyway we all get up on this DJ booth and we're like there are these like little platforms so all stood up on this platform it's you me and a few other girls and anyway the boys try to come into the DJ booth as well and and the bounce is like this is Arch and a few of our other friends. And the DJ's like, you're not coming in. And he's like, why?

That's my girlfriend. And he's like, I don't give a shit if that was your girlfriend. You're not coming in. He's like, what the fuck? Anyway, I'm too drunk. I'm having too much fun to notice all this stuff going on. Like, having such a good time. Anyway, I see Arch like, oh, go away.

And one of our friends like takes him off. He's like, it's fine. It's fine. Leave her. We're all dancing. We're all having a good time. Anyway, I see Arch, like, oh, go away. And one of our friends, like, takes him off. He's like, it's fine, it's fine, leave it. We're all dancing. We're all having a great time. Yeah. And all of a sudden, I kind of, like, feel, like, a hand on my arse. And I'm like, what is going on? I turn around to see one of these DJs grabbing my bum.

I turn around and see another DJ groping you. And turn around, another one of my friends, like like getting with one of the DJs I'm like what is going on girls I'm like what the fuck is going on right now it was anyway I'm there like okay get off me now so then I'm trying to get up higher on this DJ deck because I want to see like the whole thing I'm a bit of attention seeker I'm like it's my birthday guys so anyway I stopped climbing I stand on the fucking what's it called the um what's it called the control machine i stand on the fucking soundboard this guy's like get down he's like what if i like pulling me down i think it's a fucking crowd sir so i'm like and he's like get

down oh shit sorry anyway get back up this guy does it again tries to grab anyway he grabs like i think he gropes me this time or something i see archie from the back of the club kick off kick off he's like what the fuck i see him like i mean it was pretty sexy i was like oh my god i see him absolutely kick off and our other friends trying to hold him he's's like, chill, chill. I can sign, I can sign. Like, chill out, chill out. And he's like, what? And he comes over and he's like, and I see him like talking.

And I'm like, that's my man. I'm like, that's my man. That's my man. I was like, oh, it was just so bad. I was like, oh my gosh. I was living my best life. I felt like Beyonce. I was like, oh.

And then all of a sudden there were hands. We get out of this club. We've been in there for quite a while. Apart from the groping incident, we'd been having a good time. We get out there, we go to get a kebab. My friend from school and then my friend from London, male and female, they'd literally start getting, like, passing kebab to each other while they're getting, like, through their mouth.

And I'm like, what? I'm like, what is going on? It was so... I was like, I don't know what's worse being gripped or seeing you guys pass kebab to each other in your mouth do you know what you're getting the funniest thing about this was we were all sat on a bench outside and i distinctly remember that oh our two friends start getting disgusting you and arch start getting and it's me and your other female friend and we were sat across from each other well this is great isn't it isn't this isn't this right yeah oh so we were just eating cheesy chips

so on nights out yeah we've got a someone wrote in about an embarrassing night out so she said that she lost her id and she had pre's she's had a load of her drinks but she lost her ID and anyway they'd had a few drinks they're having a good time and they think right fuck it let's go out clubbing

and she's like guys I don't have an ID though and they're like fine fuck they get in the queue for the club and she's like

I'll be fine I'll be fine her friends are in front of her they get in I don't know how you angle your way in London

no I don't know how you do it and anyway the guy stamps her before he asks for her ID. So she's like, oh, great, I've got a stamp. Oh, shit. And then he's like, oh, let's see your ID. And she's like, oh, I don't have it.

And then he's like, well, I can't get in. And she's like, bless her. She even took, like, a photo of her passport. So she's like, yeah, I am. She, like, zooms in. She's like, I mean, mean she could bloody apply for a job she's like oh my god

and they're like no you can't get in so she's like oh so she takes the hit she's like oh fine as she starts to walk her off her friend's in the smoking area and he's like

come on quick quick they're not looking they're not looking they get her and they drag her over the fucking room and they're like come on

get in get in she's getting trapped she's a small girl as well they drag her over like fucking

Guy Fawkes like over this railing and everyone turns around the railing fucking falls and she's like

sprawled over this railing everyone turns around and she's like like being pulled in and he grabs

her by her wrist and pulls her out he's like get being pulled in and he grabs her by her wrist and pulls her out he's like what the fuck are you doing get out get out that's so embarrassing

I know that is she said she actually said when she ran in she was like I don't know if it's an

embarrassing night I'll throw it over it's the egg I was like actually I get you because I you'd be mortified wouldn't you

because I it seems that once you accept the fact that you're going home I think it's very easy to be like okay let's just go let's okay, let's just go.

Let's just go now. Let's just go. Oh my God, I'd be so mortified. So get dragged back in, and then they're bound to be like, oh, you again? Yeah. Out you get.

These railings are fucking high. They are high. So how did she get dragged back in? They're hand-handled over the barrier. Yeah, they must have had a fishing rod or something. You need to pull her in. Cradle her over. Yeah, cradle her over. Oh my rod or something to pull her in. To cradle her over. Yeah, cradle her over.

Oh my God. What is happening? Nightmare. But that is embarrassing and that is the ick. I'm sorry, my friend. That is bad for you. Icks of the week.

I've only got one. Oh, you've only got one. I've got two, but I think it goes into one. My ick is bad manners. Yeah. And I witnessed extremely bad manners when i was recently home um for a little

bit and i was getting the train back um my parents live in near to york so i was getting the train back from york station they have a starbucks i was sat in there um my dad dropped me off really early before my train so i was in starbucks and there was this guy next to me on the phone. Yeah, okay. It seems that he was waiting to get a coach from York to London. Okay. The National Express. Love it. And he, the bus didn't show up.

Okay. So he's on the phone to National Express customer service. Love it. Like, and I've never witnessed someone be so rude to someone over the phone in my life to the point where i was genuinely going to intervene and be like oh my god i really recommend you stop he was on the phone and he was like so i just like a refund and obviously i can't hear the other side of the conversation yeah and he's and he's like so i don't

understand why i can't just get a refund and then it kind of starts to progress and then he's like well let me paint a picture for you then because either two things that have happened here either i've not realized where the bus stop is which is extremely fucking unlikely because i've got a brain cell or oh my god the bus didn't show up so which one do you think it is because i think it's the last one he was so then then there's like piss off and there's a bit of silence and then he laughed he's like am i speaking fucking sudanese what part do you not understand if i want a refund i know you can do it don't act like there's some higher power just give me the refund how dare he was? He was so rude. How old was this man? He genuinely looked my age, which was even worse.

No. He was so there. No, no, no, no, no. He was your age. Genuinely looked our age. Like, he was, didn't look, he wasn't an older man. Like, he could have been in his early 20s or, like, maybe 25 max. And he was like.

Oh, that makes it so much worse. And this conversation, they just kept, this went on for, like, 40 minutes. And he's like, do I sound like I need a fucking call back? No, all I want is a refund and for some reason you're faffing around

like speaking so disgustingly to this woman over the phone and I was just like, oh, you are the egg. That is,

that is the egg. It was so disrespectful. So disrespectful. That's disgusting. So that is my egg. Yeah. Ping pong me. So that is my ick. Yeah. Ping pong me. Basically, this week there was a pigeon in our flat.

The pigeon! The pigeon! Okay, sorry. The pigeon's coming a few times. The pigeon! We were all watching Love Island one night, and one of our flatmates came back, and he went into his room,

and there were two fucking pigeons sat in there, and he was like, guys, there's a pigeon in my room. Anyway, and then the other day, it happened again. Oh, my God. He was at work,

and Archie just came out of our room, and he went into his room, and there was just a pigeon sat there. Again, both of them were back, and they were fucking love best, you know. I was like, at least they're fucking putting some action in that room. I was like, well done pigeons.

And they'd shat on the room. These pigeons had flown around the room and shat. I was pissing. Anyway, our flatmates were like, well, get them out, get them out. I'm like, fuck that. So I'm like, not a chance. I'm getting on with my day.

I was like, gracefully, I'm worthy of having what I want. And I don't want a pigeon in my life. Exactly. I was like, I'm out. So anyway, Arch has to do it. And Archie's like flapping around trying to get these pigeons out. And he's like, go. Be gone.

He's like, leave. Leave. And I'm like, OK, slight ick. But I see he's trying to help here. Anyway, he runs into the room. I'm like, da-da-da- but I see he's trying to help here. Anyway, he runs into the room. Like, da-da-da-da-da. He runs into the room and it starts.

It's literally like slow motion. This pigeon starts fucking panicking and flapping like this. And Archie turns around and he's like, ah! Ah! He runs out of the room pushes me and shuts the door and I said to him I said

oh how funny would it be if I just pushed you in there and shut the door he turns around waits out he's like seriously

don't do that he's like seriously do not do that I'd really be upset so seeing him run from a pigeon arms flailing

horrid screaming horrid the pigeon laughing I thought you're so lucky I love you See him run from a pigeon, arms flailing. Horrid. Screaming. Horrid. Pigeon grabbing. I've got, you're so lucky I love you because that is the end. That is the end. It's so funny when you're in a relationship because you're like, I love you, but you can't give me the end. Yes. Questions.

You've got silly. I do. I've got serious this week. Yeah. So let me start. Okay. you've got silly i do i've got serious this week so let me start okay would it be an issue for in your relationship or if a guy you're seeing um would it be an issue for you if you watched porn oh okay interesting i would say yes okay go on i would be a bit bothered why because i'd feel like if we're shagging every day

and you you're still like something else i need more i need more i'd be like oh i feel i very much feel like i wasn't enough yeah and that would really upset me yeah i think i'd also be i'd also be a bit like upset in the fact that obviously like porn stars don't look like they're not a realistic standard yes they're not a realistic representation of women at all no so you know for goodness sakes now this is very general here they've had work done on their vagina you know for their vagina to look a certain way so it's it's one of those things that i'd be like oh so not all porn stars but some i'd be like are you attracted to that and not me is that why you're watching that because you'd rather i look like that and then i'd feel really insecure yeah some people i know have the stance that if you watch porn it's

like cheating i don't have that view yeah yeah i'd be less bothered if they were like oh i was watching porn while you were away. Okay. I just think I've always found porn just really strange. Maybe because like, but I guess maybe some people don't have as broad of an imagination. But I've never watched porn.

I think men need a visual stimulation. Yes. Women can make that themselves. Now that is so generalized. Yeah, but I would agree in that sense. However, I would say I use my imagination a lot more than I need for a visual. Yeah. You know?

What would you say if you're in a relationship with a guy and he asks you to watch porn with him? Oh. I think it's quite common, actually. I think boys are like, let's watch it together. And just have it on in the background? No, like, watch it together. Just have it on in the background or like... No, like watch it and then act from it. Like get turned on from watching it and then... Oh.

Yeah. I think it depends how long we've been together. If we'd been together for a while and you'd be like, I'd love to do this. Yeah, I would. But I would find it a bit odd. Tell me, how would you feel if... So say you're in a long-term relationship, but you guys don't live together.

So say he's working somewhere else. So you don't see each other that much, but like you're in contact, let's say every two weeks, but you don't live together. So he's like, oh, I do watch porn. And you're like, okay, like fine. Anyway, you're together. And you see on his search history, it's like six foot tall leggy blondes and he's all like with big boobs but this is the thing how would that make you feel like

well that's very different to me like i'm well exactly yeah i think that's exactly it is that it's the kind of porn they'd be watching i probably wouldn't they wouldn't look like me they wouldn't look like anyone yeah you know yeah um I just think that that would make me feel really insecure yeah would you have an issue with that it's really difficult because with Archie I would yeah 100% I mean we live together you have sex every day yeah um you know so if he if I came back to watching porn, I would have a huge issue with that. I'd be like, am I not giving enough? Yeah.

You know, I get that, you know, if you're in a relationship, that's fine, that you don't see each other that much, then maybe that's the case. However, I prefer him to ask for photos of me. Yeah. Rather than, you know. And I think it's from the same thing that if I saw them watch it, I mean, what happens if you looked at it

and they were watching weird shit? Like weird shit. Weird shit. And I'm like, what the fuck? I certainly would not watch it with someone. I think that would make me feel uncomfortable. I think I'd be like, oh. Because personally, that doesn't turn me on.

I don't judge people that watch porn at all. I think, you know, if that's what gets you going, that's't turn me on. I don't judge people that watch porn at all. I think, you know, if that's what gets you going, that's what gets you going. Yeah, yeah. I think it's, we're very underestimated as women. You don't, you shouldn't masturbate. You shouldn't watch porn. Yeah.

It's like, fuck it. Go for it. If you have needs as much as men have needs. Absolutely. But also, if men want to watch porn, do it. That's fine. Yeah. But actually, you fucking won't or I'll cut your head off. Yeah. No, I'm joking. happening absolutely but also if men want to watch porn do it that's fine yeah but actually you

fucking won't or i'll cut your head off yeah no i'm joking but um you know i think it really depends on everyone's boundaries you know absolutely but good question isn't it really good question that's good that means two million horn okay go on you're ready for an even better question yes yes i am in the song yeah the 12 days of Christmas what would you want to be and what do you think you are now I already know

what I'd want to be yeah five gold rings I would love to do that yeah it's a glorious moment in the song glorious

it's a glorious choral moment in the song it's a glorious choral moment sweet relief and it's very um oh it loves a bit

of attention that bit and I think I'm a bougie bitch so I love five gold rings of course you would I'm like put it next to my signet

I'm like yeah there we are we love that and whether I'm five gold rings I don't think I am which is a real shame I think I know

what you want oh really do you I mean I could be the fucking partridge I could be I could be the fucking partridge there could be I could be the fucking partridge There's only one partridge as well There's only one partridge

There's only one partridge In the pear tree Do you know what I'm the partridge? No I'm the fucking You don't think I am do you? I had you more penned as a turtle dove Oh

Oh What are they? Two turtle doves? Oh and you'd be the other turtle dove do you think? We would be the turtle tubs. We'd be the turtle tubs together. With the partridge in the petri. I would quite like to...

With the partridge. But I feel like maybe I do see you as a partridge. What do you think you are? Pies are piping. Piper's piping. I actually think I have myself more penned. I think I'd want to be a French hen. You're 100% a French hen. I think I could potentially be a French hen you're 100% a French hen

I think I could potentially be a French hen I wouldn't be mad at Maids of Milking imagine me just milky cereal milky cereal I could see yourself shimmying around milking away

I could see that with the little plaits and the little bonnet I in yeah and the little bonnet yeah oh I'd look great in a bonnet I would look great I think you'd look

good like that yeah so do I right guys what an episode what an episode so good to see you happy Monday I hope that's brought

you a lot of joy have a great day I hope you've reflected on your nights out I want to hear about your favourite your first what did you wear send a photo what your first. What did you wear?

Send a photo. What did you wear? You can send a photo of your first night out. Actually, if you send a photo of us to your first night out, we'll show you a photo of us on our first night out. Only tip for time, guys. We can't be giving away that kind of embarrassing photo.

Absolutely not. And tell us about your eight of the week, embarrassing face. Absolutely not. And tell us about your X of the week, your questions. Absolutely. Give it us all. Alright guys, love you, bye!