The Debrief - Halloween Horror Stories | The Debrief Podcast

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

Welcome back to The Debrief!Happy Halloween guys, this special spooky episode is covering all things Halloween and some dilemmas that might leave us with the Sunday scaries...As always please email us with your dilemmas to [e-mail] or DM us @the.debriefpodcast Have an amazing week guys!Lots of love,K+K xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

this is gonna come out on the 28th so this weekend guys spooky we'll be getting ready we'll be out i was actually thinking was that now we live in a lovely flat yeah nice residential maybe we should leave some pumpkins out i thought the exact same thing trick-or-treating i saw some pumpkins oh we should maybe make like a little basket for the little baby upstairs. Oh, a boo basket. A little boo basket. Boo basket for the baby. They are a really nice couple, to be fair, so we probably should.

We should leave, yeah, and they're really lovely. They're so nice. Maybe we should. That's a great idea. And leave a little thing and we can leave them like a bath bomb or something. Treat them. Oh, treat them. Yeah.

Treat the baby. Yeah, we should. Because they're gems. Absolutely gems. Yes. Yeah, yeah. See, I was thinking that, though. Leave a little bowl of sweeties out. treat them yeah the babby yeah we should they're gems absolutely gems yes yeah yeah see i was thinking that though leave a little bowl of sweeties out yes on like the front table or something i'd love to experience that because i'm at an age like i've done the trick-or-treating but now it's like clubbing so now yeah yeah get dressed up get ready for night yeah no i'm like i actually can't wait till i have my own tiddly wings or tiddly wings and take them and i like wait for people to come with trick-or-treat and i'm like anyone or i take go with oh i loved doing it when like i think the last halloween there was one i spent at home

and there was a child who was wearing a pig costume but it was inflatable so she was walking around as an inflatable pig. I was like, you get all the sweets. Did you say that? I was like, this is the best costume I've ever seen. I think she was Peppa, but it was huge. And you know those dinosaur costumes that are inflatable? Was that but a pig? Oh my God, adorable.

She was waddling around. Adorable. And you could see her from our window. Oh, she was like maybe five or six. Oh my God. You're so cute. That's adorable. I was like, you're so cute. That's adorable. I'm like, I love it.

Oh my God, how cute. I love it. So, my mantra for this week. Tell me. I deserve every can of Dream Off. Every fucking thing. Go to night. The lottery.

Wake up, boom. I need to get you on to, actually. So, I've been listening to these sleep meditations but they're called subliminals right now i don't know if it's a load of shite but to be honest i felt generally better in my vibes and myself and i feel like i've had quite good luck since listening to these oh my god i need to listen to it so they're like it's essentially white noise oh but within if you turn it like to max volume you can hear there's like little affirmations that are being whispered apparently when you fall asleep it lodges into your subconscious fuck like what are the affirmations so it's like everything i deserve is coming to me i'm worthy

of great things they have like loads of different ones but i'm telling you now i spent like the past three weeks going to sleep listening to them and then i had like a random audition come through out of nowhere oh my god this is so good i had an agent get back to me being like i'd love to meet with you and then i got gifted by my bank a hundred quid randomly oh my god this is so and i was like coincidence perhaps this is so sorry but i was like this is great i was like okay can you send it to me yeah i will i got my mum onto them as well they're so and they're like eight hours long so you literally just like i just leave it on and then when i go to sleep i just listen to them but you can't really hear it but if you turn it up it's like it's yeah it's like and so it's definitely saying stuff but i'm like i i find

it's i don't know if it's like psychosomatic but i've been loving it yeah i need the shirt so you just plug in and then i have felt such a lucky gal but i'm like with that extra luck i'll conquer the worst extra luck so tell me your mantra my mantra is i've always got myself ain't no true words oh that's so nice i think it's really nice and i remember seeing i i kind of inspired me from watching like a like a tiktok where i was like at the end of the day you're you're the only person that's with you your entire life yeah 100 so you've got to work on it and you've also got to love it you've got to be like the best version of yourself and you've got to do it for yourself and I really like that and it's one of those things that I love spending time with myself like I went at the weekend when you guys were

away yeah I took myself on like a nice little date to the river and I went and got a pancake and like sat and I did they have these little chairs out so I just sat and like listened to music and just kind of watched the world go by for a bit and it was so nice yeah really nice i feel like i'm on the same such the same vibe for you i really enjoy my own time i don't actually get a lot of that yeah like with like performing yeah yeah and then like my part-time job and then we live with a lot of people yeah yeah the four of us very rare we're just by ourselves yeah like i don't really get a lot of time just me. I love my own time. Yeah.

I love doing what you said. Yeah. Like just being like, do you know what? I would love to just have chill with myself. Yeah. It's honestly so nice. And like I've, the times, I think there's such a difference. We love where we live now.

Having the flat to myself. Oh my God. I oh my god I love it I love it so much I remember like last week no a few weekends ago now like Arch and Jack oh Arch and someone else was out like in our flat yeah and I was in and then you went out as well and I was sat here and I just was like and I went to bed at like 10 but I was back at home at six like watch tv and I was just really enjoyed it so nice and sometimes so for example like last weekend I was chilling and then our friend was like oh I'm gonna invite some people over and I was like yeah yeah I mean yeah I just don't want to speak yeah I was like

do you know what I mean but that's so nice because it's so true because you are only going to be with yourself your whole life i know i love it and so my song is inspired by halloween oh so it is i love it you know the song i gaga gaga gaga bloody mary and it's the one that was used in the adams was it the yes yeah yeah i think so wednesday that was yes yeah it's brilliant it's brilliant sensational because it is the what spooky spooky. Got it inspired by some spooky tunes. 100%. Tell me your tune. Mine is the title of the show, Why Am I So Single?

Oh. And it's like, why am I so single? Is it good? It's actually, I really want to see it. Have you watched it? No. So normally, one of my very good friends on my course went by themselves without me that is really single and i was like no literally single

yeah it's quite funny it was quite funny because i was like oh i would have happily see that was them having their own time game yeah i was like i would have happily gone to see this i've been meaning to see it for a while i'd still like to see actually your sister mentioned wanting to go see it so she really wants to see it so i'd like to go yeah it's just a banger it's just and it's been on repeat it's a musical isn't it yeah yeah it'd be good to see what that's like yeah Okay, our recommendation for this week is Mean Girls the movie. So good. Mean Girls the movie. So damn good.

Now, we're going to get into it later, but Mean Girls define the reason of Halloween. They do. They define it, okay? And we'll get into it in a bit, but you just watch Mean Girls. It's the time. It covers Christmas and Halloween. Yeah, key seasons. Fantastic. a bit but you just watch mean girls it's the time it covers me that's covers christmas and halloween yeah like key seasons fantastic i'm like this is the time to watch me girls again yeah have a girl's

night get a face mask i love it so boom love it so shall we crack on let's's crack on. Let's debrief. Okay, so as we all know, Halloween is fast approaching. Yeah, I can't wait, guys. I'm so excited. I love Halloween. And I've already, I've already been to one Halloween party already. Yeah. And with that, guys, I smashed it. You did, you did.

The pictures were great. I went as Cruella and Archie was like, I bet he would have been so shocked. He was my little dalmatian i love it and the amount of like instagram text so everyone was like nailed it i was like thanks yeah i know i i know we've still got one to wait and that's for this i'm so excited still not going to tell you what it is just in case you can't make our idea yeah it can't happen yeah we can't have it but next week you'll know oh i'm so excited so as we all know it's spooky season yeah it's also sucky season as it should be as it should be and mean girls did the best quote ever

they say in girl world world that's quite hard to say world world in girl world halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can see anything else about it exactly word preach words preach because also like if i'm on a night out and a girl's dressed like sexy i'm like you go girl yeah how do you do it girl it's halloween i love it it's the one nine no one can judge no like no one actually can no no no one actually can it's amazing but we asked the deep breath listeners what they are choosing this year yeah either to dress up as scaring yeah or sexy interesting and here are the results but before we go to the results yeah what do you think the results are i think it's like 90 sexy 10 scary interesting yeah interesting it is 70 percent okay 30 scary now i applaud anyone that does scary because usually that requires a lot of makeup skills that i don't have where they do

like special effects and stuff yeah now the main people I know who go scary are in relationships, but fuck that. Yeah, no, I'm in a relationship. Girly, eh? Gotta slag it up. But I'm still, like... Sex. Just because I'm taken, I call me on show.

Can't be sexy, sexy Cruella. Call on... Oh, no, I have fun. Guys, I was actually wearing... I know she didn't wear the wig, though. She didn't wear the wig. The wig. She came with this wig wig she came with this wig

I thought if you worked like brushed it out styled it maybe the wig could have worked I just saw too much the wig was great that would have taken away the sexy element it would have balanced it yeah it would have been a bit of an imbalance there

yeah yeah but I was wearing like proper lingerie to the point where, like, it's lingerie that Archie and I have done bits in. Oh, hilarious. And I was just, like, flailing around in it. There it is. At a house party, and I was like, this is me. Yeah.

Horrendum. But the best thing, the best thing, Katie, is that I had a zip from my butt crack all the way up like through the butt crack dead i went for a week and obviously unzipped it but then i forgot was out your butt crack crack was out love a butt crack as well the girl came up and zipped my butt crack and i was like and she was like oh you forgot does it but i was like dead dead i was like flapping about in the wind right i was like my friend i was like, dead, dead. I was like... Flopping about in the waves. Right?

I was like, my friend. I was like, thank you. I like it, huh? I was like, what would I have done? So I always felt like the scary people were the ones in relationships. Yeah. Do you remember?

Yeah. You went really scary. Really scary, yeah. And I'm like, when people do that in relationships, I'm like, is your boyfriend not happy with you getting claggy? Because I'm just like... I wonder, because some people then take this opportunity being like i know i'm getting shag anyway so let me get creative yeah you know yeah that's true that's true like i know

i'm not needing to impress anyone but i feel like at this age and especially our listeners most of them will probably be single so that's why they're going to be sexy oh i love going sexy for halloween even if you're not you still go sexy because i can't with you i can't wait to dress up i actually need to try mine on because mine's so short well actually archie held it up to himself the other day and he went is this a skirt fuck right and i was like no but he's also tall so let's try i think with the right shorts and tights because i was gonna to just wear skin tights. Yeah. And then my white boots.

Yeah. But I'm like, I need to try it on ASAP to see if it, like, is too short. Because if it's too short, then I can order another one. Yeah, yeah. Then you're all good. Anyways, okay, so. We're going to talk about costume errors on Halloween. If you've ever experienced them them or if you have when

impressing a guy and we're going to read out some listener ones so i'm trying to think okay i don't think i've actually had a costume mishap yeah yeah like where i've embarrassed myself okay i'm trying i don't think I have. No. The only one I had was last week and my butt crack was out. With your butt crack. Because when I thought of that, I was like, oh, we're doing this debrief. And then I was like, oh, I don't have one. I was like, I do.

Actually, I do. I do. My butt crack is out. And I was like, lol. I was like, I've been slating around this whole house, but my butt crack out. That's so funny. And it was the fact that it's all like tight and latex. And then at the end, just be like tiny water bottle.

Just chill. I'm dying. But we've had some great ones sent in. Oh, they're so good. So I have one. So, hey girls, this was a while ago, but a great story nonetheless. So I was dating a guy who loved Star Wars. For a date night, we went a john williams the composer

of star wars a concert by a local orchestra they encourage people to dress up as a movie character to win a prize and we were only two months in but i love any opportunity to dress up oh good girl love it two people dressed up me and a three-year-old girl both as ray from star wars what's right you know? She's like a character in the newer Star Wars sequel. At that point, I kind of leaned into it and assumed the prize would go to the child, but I ended up winning.

Ticket and free tickets to the next concert. And as the only adult in a Star Wars costume, they let me pose for photos with the conductor's lightsaber at the podium, which was very fun. No, that's so embarrassing. My date luckily found it endearing and we stayed together with another six months before calling it quits but i'm glad it never gave him the ick hey like i know because i think this is that she was star wars this is the

ballsiest thing ever because you've just been like i'm gonna dress up i'm not gonna double check with my day i just this is me this is me and i'm just gonna fucking dress up. I'm not going to double check with my date. I just, this is me. This is me. And I'm just going to fucking dress up. I rate it, girl. And the fact it went in your favour, I'm even more pleased for you. I know, I'm so proud of this woman.

And you got free tickets. You know what I would do is that the child didn't win and be like, bad luck. Sorry. The costume's great though. Yeah. Damn it. Dad. Oh my God, so. Yeah. Damn it. Dead.

Oh, my God. So this girl... One year, I went dressed as Bridget Jones when she wears the bunny outfit. Hilarious. I was coming from East London and my friend's party was in West. I was turning up late to this party,

so I decided I'd go in the outfit. Oh, my God. Quick side note. Did I tell you that I wore my... Cruella outfit under my long coat on the train hilarious my like in this tight latex lingerie i'm dead high boots and i was like she like wrapped up and she was like you feel like a prostitute i was like yes i was like it's so it kind of like yeah okay so she did the same thing so i decided i'd go in the outfit and just wear a long coat over

it by the way my friend had the bunny ears at her place so i was all in latex bodysuit yeah boots hanging out stockings and black stuff love it with long coat over i got on the tube and obviously couldn't run with my heels so shuffled as quickly as i could as i was already running so late but managed to jump on the tube before i knew it i look around to see everyone staring at me to which i think i must be breathing really really heavily yeah and go on to ignore it and then seeing the reflection that another girl is wearing the same outfit as me so i smile and look through the crowd for her at that moment i feel really cold and look down to see myself standing on the piccadilly line practically a a prostitute, with my arse out and my boobs hanging out and my cape flapping in the tube door. Oh, no!

People forget this. No! Oh, my God, no! Kitty, I'd die. No! I'd die. I'd die. Tough.

That's, oh, that's, oh. What's up? I'm worried for my feast day. Yeah. day yeah people you know what people like on the tube yeah yeah yeah don't follow don't don't don't don't let me leave and also be like i'm not like it's like it's halloween that's the thing because it'd be under a jacket people yeah oh guys no no no no no no it's for No, no, no, no, no. I know, it's brilliant. So, I once went to a Halloween party

dressed as a vampire with my best friend. Oh, love it. We were looking super cute and for fun brought some fake blood to put down our chin. I was wearing classic jeans and a nice top combo with some fake fans so we felt vampire-y enough

without trying too hard. Love that. A little bit. And fast. Yeah. I had the fake blood in my back pocket and that night ended up getting with a guy. Well, I must have sat down too aggressively,

but the blood burst in my back pocket while we were kissing and went all over the sheets of the host's bed. No. Safe to say I never got my shag and had to get my friendly bed sheets. No, he thinks she's like... Started your period or something.

Imagine getting with someone in the dark, you wait, like, you turn the light on and there's, like, fucking blood everywhere. It's like, have you seen the episode of Modern Family where they're, like, in the dark and then they, like... Yes! Yes! And he has, like, love all over him.

Yeah. So good. OK, so one person said, my family and I live in New York. Oh, wow. And one Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, when my siblings my family and I live in New York. Oh, wow. And one Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

when my siblings, cousins, and I were very young, we all went to seven dwarves. Hilarious. As there were seven of us, it was rather convenient. Oh my God, brilliant. We went to a Halloween party,

but soon after being dropped off, our dad came to pick us up. We hadn't realized that it was heavily snowing whilst we were in there. So although we were only a walk away, our dad was worried we'd get snowed in. Anyway, on the way back from the party,

one of my siblings had slipped and surmised and fallen down a hill of snow and managed to get stuck. Of course, we all then slipped and slid and all got stuck to the point we were at School of Keys to come and help us get back up. My father still to this day cannot watch that video, but he took of 70 dwarves being pulled out of the snow by... Oh, my father still to this day cannot watch that video that he took of 70 dwarves being pulled out of the sea hole by police.

Oh, my God. A Halloween quote goodbye without him bringing it up, watching the video and laughing. Oh, hilarious. That's so funny. Yeah, I know. It's like, great. Like, no.

They're all like, I'm happy. Oh, God, yeah. I know, so do you. So my last one is, for Halloween last last year i decided to go dressed as a mummy so i got this super nice mummy it's like baby slang i got this super nice white bodycon dress that i felt super confident in and the night of i didn't want any vpl or bra straps so i went fully commando as As you should. Material seemed thick enough that you wouldn't be able to see anything, plus the party I was going to

was going to be dark anyway, so I thought I'd be fine. Great. I'm at this party for an hour and a girl lost her phone. So turns on these bright, bright fluorescent kitchen lights that not only reveal the girl's lost phone, but also the true sheerness of my dress. Girls, nothing was left to the imagination

here. From then on, I've only ever been a black cat. Damn. Puss out. Puss. Nips. Nips. Nips. Puss. The whole thing. The whole shit. The lights never lie.

Make sure you wipe everything. Oh yeah, because what if you get a little skid a row? Skid and they're on the back of a jump skid a row that would be a nightmare this one is by far my favorite okay like by far one year my friends and i all went as my school teachers oh hilarious which was hilarious oh my god so, so funny. And quite frankly, I call it. Yeah, it is too fat. Up until we went out for a few drinks before going clubbing and saw they were all sat in the same pub as we were,

what makes it worse was we had names printed on our backs of their names, so it wasn't exactly to scream. Oh, hilarious. We all giggled so much and got called into our head of years on Monday, but it was so worth it. No, you can't beef that. That's so funny.

I'd be honoured. I'd be, imagine. But also I'd be like, what accessories are they using? No, I... Do you know what I mean? If they were like Mrs. McNeil, then have the McNeil on the back

and they had like red lippy. I'd love it. A short skirt. i'd be like i'd be so honored if someone dressed up as me for halloween i would be so honored beyond in my lounge yes i would love it right do you have any more you know i'm done so good guys brilliant there's actually nothing better than costume malfunction like i truly do you find it so amusing i know it really is just makes me up so much i like trying to try my dress on otherwise my boots will be out do you have any white shorts not white shorts no see that's the thing i'm either like i need to get white shorts

yeah or i need to get a bigger one. Well, I haven't tried it on yet. You could get some jazz panties. What are jazz panties? I'm sure you can get them in white. What are jazz panties? They're like leotards, but it's like half a leotard. So you just, they're like protective of your poos.

Oh. But they're like white. Oh, great. Okay, I'll look into that. So they're cute. You can just whack them on. I'll look into that. I'll whack them all.

Yeah, great. Deep, brief dilemmas tell me beach what you got for me i've got one that says okay hear me out because i know this sounds ridiculous okay i've been with my boyfriend for about three years yeah he's six years older than me and we both expressed wanting to settle down and start a family i'm 27 and he is 33 for reference nice he's quite scarred from his previous relationship where it ended because his previous partner kept changing her mind about commitment so it's understandable that it's a triggering situation for him especially as he's getting older we were talking about the subject um this subject again the other day and halloween came up okay he does not celebrate it and is really against it to the point that he said he would not allow his children to celebrate it.

What? I'm the opposite. I've always absolutely loved Halloween and it brings me joys of my childhood. His family are very against it and he's always been taught that it is an evil celebration. Okay. I respect his decision not to celebrate it, but I said that it wouldn't be fair to stop our

children from doing it yeah the thought of all kids at school having a halloween party and my kids not being able to go just feels cruel to me and goes completely against the way i was raised we stopped talking about it because we could both see we weren't going to agree on it but now i think we're both questioning what we should do about it because he's adamant on his decision and i just don't know if i feel comfortable with it sometimes i think for god's sake it's just one funny fun silly day of the year how could he sacrifice our relationship but the other part of me thinks am i being wrong for not being more understanding of his beliefs anyhow it would be much appreciated thanks girls first thing i'm gonna say is when i met art we were speaking about like our childhood and all that kind of stuff. And a massive part of my childhood

was my Halloween parties that my mum would do. Yeah. And we've got, say, KT. Oh my God, they were the greatest parties my mum threw. Yeah. That it's like, when I'm a mum, I want to do the same for my kids.

Yeah, yeah. Archie said he wasn't allowed to celebrate Halloween at Moncton. Oh. But it was such a religious school. Yeah, yeah. So he was like, no no it was like devil's work like yeah you can even watch harry potter yes yeah yeah so my first instant like see personally

if arch was like we're not doing it for my kid i'd be devastated but yes i am as this woman is i love halloween yes my kids the thing i think could you not say to him can we not compromise because okay you see his point of view that he's clearly very religious yeah and he's like we don't want to celebrate like evil yeah anything like that fine but then can you agree that your children go not just as scary things yeah just as evil things so no witches no wizards yeah yeah but you could go a sponge bar little duck who go as a little duck yeah yeah could you not just see it as a a party to a dress-up party yes a fancy dress yeah yeah um surely if you can make that compromise and also i feel like if this is the only thing you're disagreeing when i don't think it's like a sign

that you're in the wrong relationship or anything no i don't think so but i understand that this is one of those things where it is going to be a compromise because i i think you know upset me big time you're like your children aren't your parents you know what i mean like they you have to give them an opportunity to experience things 100 and i think if they're not and that's you know at your discretion but i feel like halloween's so fun i've i think you just need to talk to your husband and yeah husband and fiance what was it boyfriend boyfriend i think we just need to talk to your boyfriend and be like i mean to be honest darling anyway you haven't even had the kids yet yeah yeah you you never know like when your partner has kids he might change his mind be like oh they'll want to get dressed up you never know anyway so i don't think you should

be so worried now yes because if this is as kate said if this is the only issue you're having i think you're a really good couple i think you just say look licking agrees disagree but i want to give them the childhood that i had yeah and I 100% I think you just need to reassure him that you understand where he's coming from yes be like I 100% understand that with your religion like yeah you don't want to celebrate any evil or anything but that's not what I want to do yeah I want them to experience the sweets and I want them to experience getting dressed up and trick-or-treating and all that kind of stuff yeah I want them to experience getting dressed up and trick-or-treating and all that kind of stuff yeah i want them to experience it as a party rather than a holiday of you know yeah 100 and i also feel like it's one of those things that it doesn't necessarily have to be like trick-or-treating

because like i really didn't do a lot of trick-or-treating because my village always used to have like a party every year so you just go to the halloween party or we'd sit in and my mum would make like a little halloween banquet and we'd all watch strictly and like spooky films you know so it doesn't always have to be trick-or-treating it can just be like a celebration within your family of like autumnal sun yes exactly but i think just make sure you tell him that you understand where he's coming from but you can come to some sort of compromise yes because the kids don't think I mean when I was little I didn't even know what Halloween was about other than sweets yeah literally I'm not sure I know now no I'm still yeah 100% sure so I don't think it needs to be such a a deep thing yes yeah

100% such a a deep though yes yeah 100 percent i've got one i've got one i'll ping pong here okay mine is going to a halloween party in a pair but one of them not dressing up oh so like for example if we're going out for halloween and then i'm dressed up to the nines and then you arrive like hey girl just in like your casual wear with like one accessory i'd be like i don't under like yeah if you just show if you show up dressed as you are now but with the little devil horns on and you're like come on and you're dressed up to the night me with fucking like a black me teeth out i've got like little claws on full makeup and you're like let's party i'd be like oh yeah that do you know what was a big i'd be like do you think you're better than that i love dressing up that is a big i love dressing

up so much that i kind of want to do our christ party. I want to make our Christmas party this year, dress up. I think we should. I've always said, always said, Christmas icons, which is either Father Christmas, Mrs. Clawley, Mariah, Snowman, Gingerbread Man, you know. You could dress up as fucking Marks and Spencers

for all I care. A person, hey? Christmas icons. You could come as the advert Marks and Spencers for all I care. A person, hey? Christmas icons. You could come as the advert. What's it, John Lewis advert? John, you could be the dragon. Yeah. You could literally be the man in the fucking moon.

Yeah. I think Christmas icons is a sensational idea. Eh? Red and green. Come dressed in red or green. Oh, that's quite good. That's quite easy. I love a themed...

Because there are also some people in our group that I would love to see dressed as Father Christmas. An elf? Elf. There are so many... You could come as a reindeer, Casey. I could be fucking Rudolph. I'd love to be Kim as Mrs. Claus.

I would love to be... Because you and Archie would have to be like Santa and Mrs. Claus. That would be... Like, it would be so funny. That would be so good. And we would do, and it could be slutty. Like, it doesn't have to be...

I could be a slutty Mrs. Claus. There are so many great slutty Mrs. Claus outfits. I could do it. I'm just saying, like, that is the part, Christmas, I think we should all dress up.

I think that's a, I think we need to address this to the room again. But, because I think this is a really good idea now now maybe i've got you on board we can sway the jury here because now you've got me on board we can bully the first time i brought it up it wasn't met with the warmest jack frost great i mean they just keep going you could be a penguin you could be a snowflake snowflake what else could you be? Christmas icons is so subjective. You could be a candy cane.

We could make little gingerbread houses. Do you remember those gingerbread Archie made last year? He's got to get on that again. The way the temperature dropped below like 10 degrees, we put him to work. We're like, please. Archie makes the best gingerbread. He could have genuinely made a fortune out of it.

Wait. Wait. And, I'm weak. And I literally keep dying. I was going 90%. He would make a batch and be like, again, I need more. We'd eat the wither today. Honestly, he'd make a huge tupperware, like, the full,

like, you're squashing it down to shove it. It'd be gone in the day. I used to take them to work. As, like, my little snack. Sit down, like, what, gingerbread? And then we'd'd be gone in the day i used to take them to work as like my little snack sit down like what do you and then we dab arty in the kitchen he's fucking whisking so i just put another batch in we're like again the thing was so yummy that one time we made them and all me you and our house we ate them all and i was thin get a bottle they're so yummy they're so so yum and they're gluten-free it's the icing he puts he makes this amazing ice and we all get really touchy about what i see and we sit that one's got icy i'm like when we we sit and we decorate them

like we are kids you and i wait honestly i come home and i see there's like none on the counter. I knock on him like, are you thinking about making me gingerbread later? I'm such a big wisterly. Literally, I'm like, it takes him. He's a well-oiled machine. It takes him like 15 minutes out to get him in the oven, tenderness in the oven. He's on it. He's like, yep, I'll go to the shops later.

He's like, no stress. It's like, I'll deal with it. I honestly, it's my favourite thing. Oh, it's so good. Right. What's your thing? But my thing is, oh, when people don't like dressing up.

Yeah. So I was speaking to someone the other day and I was like, what are you doing as for Halloween? And they were like, I don't dress up. I was like, what do you mean? They were like, I just don't enjoy dressing up. I was like, what? I feel like if you're celebrating Halloween, like if you're going as for Halloween? And I'm like, I don't dress up. I was like, what do you mean? They were like, I just don't enjoy dressing up. I was like, what? I feel like if you're celebrating Halloween,

like if you're going to a Halloween party, dress up. Otherwise, what? It's just a house party. 100%. I was like, why are you not dressing up? But also the ones that are like, I don't dress up. I'm like, why? Why though?

I'm like, feel you're in a child. Because it wasn't even the religion aspect. Like it wasn't, because I was like, oh, well, you're religious. child because it wasn't even the religion aspect like it wasn't because i was like oh well you religious he's like no i was like oh well we'll dress up then yeah was like don't feel embarrassed i yeah i think if you're going to halloween thing you've got to dress up i'm also like not dressing up if you trick or if you're at home waiting for people trick-or-treating i'm not saying dress up as a ghost you know you don't have to be dressed up when they answer the door, you know?

Would you? Would you? No. I've been, like, the person at the door a few times in my life, being like, happy Halloween. Yeah, it's because if I'm usually at home... Do they always go trick-or-treat? Yeah, they're really cute. Do you ever be an arsehole and go... Trick. Do you ever be?

I've never done it, but it's happened to me before, and I'm like, what the fuck do I do now? It's really stressful. What do you want me to do? And you're like... Scary. I don't know what to say. No, literally. I can't do it.

No, it's really stressful. But, like, if you go into a themed Halloween thing... Dress up. One hundred percent. Play the game. I know, so you can do it easily. Bit of blood, like... Yeah.

Even a little bit of effort. You've got it, you've of blood, like. Yeah. Even a little bit of effort. You've got it. You've got it. I'm 100%. Question. Question. Question. I am serious.

And I am serious. So mine is, do you think Halloween, and in brackets more specifically celebrating like seasons or like events matters in a relationship like for example if you were with someone that didn't want to celebrate halloween do you think that's a deal breaker well i don't think it's a deal breaker up until the whole scenario of kids come yes yeah because i'm like it's fine. Say for us, I don't want to celebrate it.

I'll be like, fine, I'll go to a house party. What do they do? Yeah. Like, I'll be like, I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah. Because I do. Yeah. So I don't see that as a...

It's not like Valentine's Day where you celebrate it together. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's either you hand out the sweets to the kids in your village. Yes. Or you go to a party. Yeah.

So I don't think that's a big issue until you have kids so i think but even then i don't think it would be a deal breaker if he was like i still don't want to celebrate i'd be like get a great man because i'd be like come on night it's for the kids it's for it's for the kids little kids like like i want to do the iconic thing of dressing was a big group. Oh, yeah. Like, when you see families. Yeah. Have you seen Stacey Solomon always does it each year?

Yeah, and they do, like, a group thing. Did you know she was married to a... Joe Squash. Squatch? Joe. Squatch. Joe. Squatch.

What's his name? Squatch. Joe. I'm going to have to look him up. Squatch. What's his name? Squash. Joe. I'm going to have to look him up. Squash. Joe. Stacey Solomon. Hugh Husband.

Joe. Squash. Squash. They always do the best. They go like, oh, ow. And I'm just like, love that. Neil Patrick Harris does as well with his husband and his kids yeah so good i'm like i want to do that every week yeah like

big with theme i want my kids to get dressed i want me and my hubby to get dressed yeah i would find that upsetting let me deal breaker but i would find that upsetting yeah how about you see i wouldn't mind yeah as long as Christmas. Oh, 100%. Christmas. Christmas, Christmas. I'm like, let's get festive. Yeah. Like, let's enjoy Christmas in any aspect.

Like, whatever festive is to you, I want it in. Yeah. I love. 100%. I actually, now we have a living room. I will be doing, like, I want to get advent calendars, although Archie's like, never works for me, because I'll eat at all. And I'm like, self-control, man. I'm like, I want to get advent calendars, although Archie's like, never works for me, because I'll eat at home.

And I'm like, self-control, man. I'm like, I want to get us all advent calendars and put them along here. Lovely. And then I want us to start a Christmas, like, a Christmas film, not a week. Love it. In the lead up to, maybe twice, in the lead up to Christmas.

Oh, my God. Talking about films, have you seen Sparrow 2's out? Yeah, I was, I saw a TikTok. Someone went to the premiere and they said itu's out yeah i was like i saw a tiktok someone went to the premiere and they said it was really good and i was like we need to go see that again because the first one was great terrifying apparently the second one's like more terrifying gotta see it get me there get me there right now yeah my patootie there oh i'll be there i'll be sad i need to see this shit yeah big, big time. Right, so my... See you, Lily!

See you, Lily! And, actually, I'm just going to make up now. Tears. Would you rather, on Halloween, not be able to dress up? Yep. At all?

Couldn't even put a little bit of blood there? Yep. Couldn't do anything? Mm-hmm. Can't do any dressing up. Or would you rather not be able to listen to any spooky tunes or spooky films? Oh, I'd rather...

Oh, you can't go to the cinema with me and watch any of the scary films that we like. Oh, no, then I would rather not dress up because I want to see the films and i'd like to listen to the monster mash i love the monster mash he did the monster mash it was a graveyard smash i love it yeah it's a good one yeah it's such a casey leach song monster mash big time i bet i wish i genuinely the only thing that like the universe didn't do was get us to know each other's children.

Oh, big time. I wish I knew you was like a crappy child. Oh, I was fucking great. It was the Monster Mash. I was fucking obsessed. Guys, have you ever seen Katie Satchel with her bald cut? Obsessed. Obsessed.

I also want to ask, is any did anyone ever go through the phase where they like got the haircut of like a 50 year old woman at the age of like 10 because i did because i was looking like my parents a bit i've moved and they they've been doing a culling of stuff and they've been going to all our old photo albums and stuff and like readiness thing oh love and i had this haircut that was like blunt blunt cut fringe bob close to my arm and i looked like kerry katona and i just and i actually think i showed the lady a picture of kerry katona at the hair like the hairdressers and i was like 10 and i looked middle-aged at like 10 years old and i just want to know if anyone else went through that if that was like a similar thing what jesus did it because i've got a great photo of her with a bowl cup because

it was a bit wild it was a little bit wild i think nothing makes me laugh more than seeing like kids do adult things. Yes! The other day I was walking down the road and we lived near a church and someone was getting married and there was this little boy. He must have been literally no older than four. Full of sooty and booty. Oh, sapping young lad. It made me die when he was with his little flower covering up. It's so cute.

It was so funny. I love it so much. Banter. Good banter. Goodbye. Right, guys, of course, the end of the episode. End of the episode.

Have a great week, guys. It's me. Have a safe Halloween. Your co-host, Kitty McNeil. And your co-host, Casey Leach. Yeah. Quite right. Have great fun for spooky season.

Absolutely. Watch out. Stay safe. Stay safe. Have a great time, guys. And stay warm. Stay warm. Yeah. Unless you're going out clubbing and there's no hype. No, no. watch out stay safe stay safe have a great time guys and stay warm stay warm yeah

unless you're going out clubbing there's no hope no no just got a boogie get a sweat on yeah it's okay right guys love you love you bye I've got a rebel soul. I've got a rebel soul.

I've got a rebel soul.