The Debrief - Horrors, Horoscopes & Hopeless Romantics
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I got a rebel soul, I got a rebel soul, I got a rebel soul
Good morning!
Good morning everyone, it's Monday morning
Happy Monday!
And what a happy Monday it is, Kasey
A happy, jolly, fruitful Monday
Kasey's just had the best move ever.
I've had some ecstatic moves. She had an audition and it came back with great, great news!
I'm feeling so happy for you, darling. Thank you, Anna. What do I say? The mantra's paid off. The mantras are paying off.
Success was coming to you. Success is so attracted to me. And I let it in. I'm so excited for you.
Oh, thank you! There's nothing more exciting
when you just get that little push
of positivity.
It's a nice little boost.
Oh, it is.
It's a huge boost.
Nice little boost.
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling sensational.
We're feeling so giddy, guys,
because you just found out
I literally just found out
that I'm going to do it.
I'm like...
I was saying to Katie
that I've been feeling sick
the last few days
with just anticipation.
With living in this industry, we both feel sick
for each other when we go out for big things.
And when you do, you just feel absolutely
awful until you hear
anything. Honestly.
Anticipation for days.
Anticipation.
And now you've had
positive notes.
Get me leotard back
on and I fucking go. I'm so excited. Oh, no. Get me leotard back on, you know? I fucking am.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
Katie, do you want to tell the news what it is?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Feel proud.
I'm a master's student now, guys.
Sorry.
Sorry, a master's student.
A master's student.
You're going to see me in a year's time in a fucking cap and gown looking sexy.
My big batty squeezed into that flowing gown.
Oh, yeah, she'll be there.
Katie's on the MA Lambda.
This is so exciting.
Big time.
You deserve this.
Oh, thank you, my love.
This is what you needed, this push.
I am so proud of you.
Thank you.
You've always been deserving of this because you're fucking talented and incredible.
Thank you.
And I am your biggest, as much as biased as I am, I'm not biased when it comes to this,
you're just so talented. Thank you, my love. And you're amazing. As are you. Thank you, darling. I am your biggest fan. As much as biased as I am, I'm not biased when it comes to this, you're just so talented.
Thank you, my love.
And you're amazing.
Thank you, darling.
I am also your biggest fan.
I know you are,
but I'm so happy for you.
And this is what you deserve.
And I can't wait to tell everyone.
I'm so excited.
Because the debriefers will be there
when you're doing your performance.
The debriefers will line up
outside of Lambda
wanting to see the peach perform.
And they'll be like,
I got a rebel soul. And you'll be like, I got a rebel soul.
And you'll be like, yeah.
Rebel soul.
Oh, Katie, I'm so happy for you.
I'm so excited.
Tell me your mantra from your success.
My mantra.
So I obviously,
I was thinking about my mantra today
and thinking about it all.
And obviously this was pre-finding out.
Of course.
It was obviously very much on my mind.
You've got to
remember this mantra because it's a lucky one so my mantra was i will not stress over what i cannot
control oh great so i was like you don't even have to stress now at all so i was like i was like i
can't you know when you're just thinking about it so much of course you are and usually with these
things when it matters that much exactly usually with these things it And when it matters that much. Exactly. Usually with these things, it was like, it takes a good two weeks before they get back to you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I was like, I can't be obsessively thinking about it for days.
For a few weeks.
Like, I can't, I can't.
You just can't do that to yourself.
Literally, I was like, I've got to focus my attention elsewhere because I was like, oh my God, I'm just going insane.
Yeah, you do go insane.
But I will not.
I will not stress over what I cannot control.
No.
And that should be forward in the sense of for your next step.
So when you start the CMA in September,
this should be the same with don't stress over certain things you might not,
parts you might not get.
Absolutely.
Or the groups that you're in.
Absolutely.
Or, you know, don't stress over that.
You can't control that.
You learn from everything.
Exactly.
And even from the shit things.
Like we look back at things that when we did our foundation together.
Yes.
And we're like, oh, my God, wasn't that cringe at the time?
But how much we learned from it.
Exactly.
And not even performing-wise.
Not even MT or acting-wise.
Yeah.
Life-wise.
Literally.
I remember saying a few years ago, actually, it was after an audition.
Yeah.
And I got quite far.
And then they said to me me you just need more life experience
and i said to my mum mum what is life experience and she said darling if you don't know what life
experience is you haven't had any yeah and i was like okay okay and i must have been like 17 at the
time yeah so it's so true and now look at you you've like you're three years on and you're so
ready for it i I'm ready.
I'm so excited for you.
I'm so excited.
It's your time.
It's Peach time. It's your time to win.
It's Peach at the Hog.
It's my time to win.
My time.
That's what you've got to say to yourself.
It's my time to win.
It is.
Big time.
What's your mantra this week?
My mantra of this week is I am happy and I appreciate all the good things in my life.
I don't know what's going on at the moment, Katie, but there's a rainbow up my arse.
Vibes are high right now.
I walked in the studio with my matcha
and Katie's whatever she has,
her ice-shaken stupid shaggy, all that,
and I said, I've had the best day.
And this is even before Katie told me about her news.
And she's like, I've had the best day.
And I was like, bitch, you tell me.
I've had such a good day.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Okay, so this week I'm doing workshop with acting.
And for the full week, I'm teaching all about Meisner technique,
Chekhov technique, Stanislavski technique as an acting summer school.
Yeah.
And it's so mad.
I can't believe how much joy I have got from these kids and how much
they are enjoying it so you know with my acting coach I always say to her I don't
know how you do it because I love just being taught rather than teaching and look
there are some fundamental things I think I probably couldn't do that I
wouldn't be it I would never be a teacher I think it's a very hard job and
one that's so respected I think they need to be paid more.
However, I mean, they just say the funniest things.
This little boy came up to me today
and he's like, I mean, he's like,
Miss Kitty, they call me Miss Kitty.
I love that.
Because I'm like, don't bother with Miss Kitty.
I'll do Miss Kitty.
He says, Miss Kitty, can I marry you?
I'm like, fuck.
I was just like, look, look, look, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
And the other friend's like, hey, I was going to ask her that.
And I'm like, hey, guys, guys.
And I said, look, I'm a bit too old for you boys.
And he said, how old are you?
I said, look, you never ask a woman her age.
You know, some of you should get mixed with your mum.
So I'm like, good woman.
And they said, well, can I ask you something else? I said, yes, good woman. And they said, well,
can I ask you something else?
I said,
yes,
you can.
And he said,
will you wait for me?
I was like,
ah,
and Archie's like,
you better not.
Well,
I tell you,
when I got back,
I told Archie the story.
I said,
oh,
someone proposed to me today.
And he said,
oh,
what did you say?
I said,
well, I'm an older woman.
You can't get,
he said,
you didn't say that you were taken. You didn't,'t show them a photo i said to a six-year-old
boy no i did not i was like no i did not tell them honestly kids are the most humbling but also give
you the biggest ego boost if you look shit you'll know about it but if you look great you'll know
about it yeah yeah oh my god song of the. Do you know the song Cover Me in Sunshine?
Pink! I saw her do it and her kid came out. Wait, sing it. Cover me in sunshine.
Yes, yes. Shower me with good...
Yeah, yes, they sang this today. I don't know what's wrong with me. I cried. No, of course you didn't. They were like, cover me in sunshine.
Fill me with the good times
I was like
I was actually like
I need to look like
I don't know what
he meant by kids
but because I'm just
appreciating life
I appreciate
but did you ever do that
like concerts as kids
and your parents
would well up or something
my dad would always be
welling up
and I'd be like
come on dad
put yourself together
it's the optimism
as well of kids
life hasn't shat
on those kids yet.
No,
I couldn't hate it.
Life hasn't,
and they're just like,
cover me in sunshine.
And you're like,
you are adorable.
You are so cute.
You are adorable.
It came up to me,
so I lead the acting classes,
so I don't get to see them sing.
And they came up and they were like,
oh,
can you come watch our singing,
miss?
Like,
can you come?
It was during my brace,
I was like,
cheeky foot.
I was like,
no,
listen.
I was like,
no,
respectfully.
I was like, no, God. But I was like cheeky fucks I was like Lord listen I was like Lord respectfully I was like
no I can't
but I was like
okay okay fine
and they were like
oh look she's here
she's here
so they were getting ready
and I was like
well this will be
fucking sure
and they were like
come here me and Sanj
I was like
someone passed me
a fucking tissue
and I just
and they were like
did you see this kitty cry?
I didn't cry.
Guys, I didn't cry.
I was like, are we?
But there was nothing more inspiring, actually.
I looked at these kids and I was like, wow, I can do anything.
Look at them.
Everyone should look to kids for inspiration because they are so uninhibited.
Yeah.
Optimistic.
Yeah.
The world is their oyster.
They are also idealistic as well
there's so much
that they can achieve
I'm like
yeah
but why can't that be realistic
why don't you go guys
literally
you know
it's inspiring me this week
the rainbow is so far up my arse
I'm joining you
my teeth are multicoloured
yeah
flash me those natchers
yeah flash me those natchers
right Katie
tell me your song of the week
my song of the week is Someone To Watch Over Me by Ella Fitzgerald.
I felt like I was in a fucking movie.
So you guys were out of flat last night for dinner.
So I was by myself enjoying my own company.
Love it.
I was cooking and I always love Ella Fitzgerald when I cook.
I love Ella Fitzgerald.
What a great woman.
I feel like we would be besties.
Can you sing a bit to me?
Because I don't know it.
Someone to watch.
MA guys.
MA, MA.
MA singing.
Over me.
You know it.
Okay, we'll play it tonight when we get back but i put it on
shuffle i always put my best of elephants gerald like playlist on hit shuffle that was the first
thing that came on the sun setting i'm cooking my fucking chicken quesadillas and i was like
why am i so content right now i'm so i appreciate all the good things in my life because i'm happy
i think the word happy is so unrated. I'm like
I'm so happy right now
Right Katie, let's get into it. Let's crack on. Let's do the brief ad.
Love it. Love it. Love it. Right. So Katie, let's start at the start of last week our cinema trip
our cinema trip
I can't
I can't
I can't
I can't
Katie and I
are just a bit of
badasses
we're brave
we're a bit fucking strong
you heard what we were like
at the fucking go ape
yeah
you know
we are fearless
we're fearless
fearless
we are fearless
so we went to go see
Insidious Red Door Red see Insidious Red Door.
Red Door.
Insidious Red Door.
The fifth instalment of the Insidii franchise.
Now, I love Insidious.
I've never seen it.
I saw the first few.
The second one was shit.
The first one was great.
Yeah.
But I love it.
And Katie and I have a trend of going to see horror films.
Our pussy friends don't see horror films.
So we'll watch it.
Like, we've seen The Smile together.
We watched The Watcher together. Yes. We've seen the Jeffrey Dahmer thing oh we love it
yeah we love horror and although we do get scared we do we do we're not like
fearless sat in the chair like we'll go see it but like it is a bit frightening
I'm not sat there just stagnant. I'm shaking. Usually big jump scare happens. Yeah, you're scared
Yeah, I was like, oh, huh? I
Don't know why I don't know why Kitty
Was like having an exorcism herself
So I was jealous they were in the movie I can do it
Honestly, it was the fact you were like,
it was like a ghost, but it would last for like 10 seconds.
Honestly, I said to Katie at the end of the film,
I was like, were other people screaming?
She said, I didn't fucking hear.
I could scream in the air.
I was like, oh.
The thing that got me was that it was your scream
followed by my fucking wheeze at you screaming.
So you're like, yeah, and I'm like.
Like, honestly, they must have fucking hated us in there
we kept making each other laugh because I'd start screaming
and then you'd start laughing and then I'd laugh at you laughing at me
this couple in front of us twice I will say
this guy whispers to his girlfriend
I think I'm just gonna go get a drink Kitty looks over
how fucking disrespectful of these two
how disrespectful are they they're making so much
noise we got on the tube on the way back oh yeah some people weren't happy we were fucking howling
like we were pissing ourselves we could not stop laughing you know when you're in that mood with
your friends and everything is fucking hilarious like we came out and we were pissing ourselves
i was honestly i was honestly close to weeing and this guy on the train next to us
said so loudly to his friend,
God, I wish I brought my fucking AirPods.
Katie was weeping in his ear.
That made me laugh more.
Then I was also scared
they were going to say something to us
because I was howling at what they were saying
but then I thought,
oh my God, please don't start a fight with me, sir.
I know, I was so scared.
I was like...
So, Katie and I are going to talk so scary. I was like, ah.
So, Katie and I are gonna talk a bit
about our star signs this week.
Oh yeah, you're gonna get to know us on a deeper level.
You are.
We're gonna tell each other about our star signs.
Yeah.
So I'm a Cancer and Katie is a Pisces.
Big time.
And we're gonna tell each other
about each other's positive and negative traits
as this star sign.
I found it so interesting.
There are so many that correlate with you.
So, and I found the same.
This is the generalization of what a Pisces is
before we go on to the negatives and the positives.
Gorgeous.
A Pisces is uniquely gentle and sensitive.
I'm always crying.
Oh. Yeah. It's not in her nature to be hard or ruthless and her innate
softener attracts people throughout her whole life. Pisces women have great
imaginations. So that's the introduction to you. All of that I agree with. Yeah.
Yeah that is the whole generalization and a very short snippet to who you are yeah i
would say all of that i would agree with yes you do not like to you're not a hard nature and
ruthless at all you can be sensitive yeah um and your innate softness attracts people throughout
her life i think that's the whole self-deprecating telling funny stories about yourself. That attracts people, I would say 100%. Do you have a generalisation?
I do.
Okay, go on.
So.
Tell me about me.
General traits.
Favourite topic.
General traits within a Cancer.
They're someone who is very tenacious.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Someone who has a very big imagination also.
Oh, okay.
But also is fiercely.
Put them as a head to the couch.
La, la, la clouds la la la la
fiercely loyal
oh okay
has the tendency
as a water sign
to be quite emotional
oh
however
will always remain
sympathetic
but can also be
extremely persuasive
wow
again
all of which
I would agree with
I would agree with
every single statement there
so I've written down
the four biggest things.
Okay.
The four biggest negative things of a Pisces.
Yeah.
Okay.
The first one is moody.
Now, I'll tell you my opinion of this.
Then you can say whether you agree or disagree.
Yeah.
Call me a fucking sleepy drunk, you bitch.
The last episode. Yeah. Call me a fucking sleepy drunk, you bitch. The last episode.
Okay, moody.
I would say when it's Katie's time of the month,
I would say that can be a very big thing.
I can be quite moody.
Yes.
Now, I don't know whether that's due to her star sign
or I don't know whether that's due to hormones.
Me being a bitch.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't know what that's due to. However, i know that when it's that time of the month oh my gosh it can either be
tears or it can be a tantrum you know like the littlest day you fucked me off or it can i mean
it's never to me but it can be like you fuck me off or it can be like that's upsetting you know
yes i would say you're a ball of sunshine i've said it before yeah you light up a room everyone knows you'll always cheer people up um so i think for five
days of a month moody i think for the rest of it you're fine the problem the problem with like you
said it's like five percent of the 95 yes yes but when it does happen it happens in full swing yes she's full force yes definitely
yeah the next one is lazy yeah now when i read this i thought absolutely no way yeah because i
don't think you are i think you're but emotionally and physically you always like crack on you think
okay i've got these things to do yeah so for that one, I actually completely took that out of the equation. I was like,
I don't see that as a part of your personality.
I would say that I was very lazy when I was younger.
Okay.
Okay.
I like.
So maybe that's something you were.
Yeah.
And that as a character you are,
but you've grown out of that.
Cause I'm,
I don't know whether it's like a teenage thing,
but like in summer,
oh my God,
like I would literally just like pick a box set and sit in my bed and watch TV all day.
Yeah.
Or like sit on the sofa and watch TV all day.
Yeah.
And I would not move.
Yeah.
Whereas now I'm like, oh no.
Crack on.
Let's crack on.
Now your third negative, you'll love it, is unrealistic.
And I tell you, out of these four things, it said this is the biggest one.
Really? Yeah. That this is the biggest one. Really?
Yeah.
That this is your biggest negativity.
That I'm unrealistic.
Unrealistic, yeah.
Now, I didn't know what this was about.
Now, Katie and I always say to each other, we love an over-exaggeration.
And Katie is 100% prone to an over-exaggeration.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So I thought, unrealistic there, yes.
However, unrealistic goals, nah, I don't think so.
No.
I don't think so.
No.
So it's really dependent on what you take it as, you know.
But then I also feel sometimes maybe I would have unrealistic expectations in terms of
dating.
Yeah.
Perhaps.
Oh!
Perhaps.
Yeah, you're bang on there.
I would agree.
Okay, so I'd agree with unrealistic.
Yeah. I would say no to lazy and I would say half to moody.
Yeah.
Maybe a quarter, you know.
Yeah, gorgeous.
You're not in your personality.
Yeah.
You're just when you're in period.
So tell me my negatives.
So your negatives, funnily enough.
What?
The first one is moody.
Oh, like me.
Like. Sorry, I mean like you like you which again i wouldn't
really say i feel like you you're not moody it's more your heart yeah okay okay if something pisses
you off what could be perceived as a mood yeah is just the fact that you're upset rather than you're like, moody.
Because again, I wouldn't say you're a very moody person.
There has been a time where people describe me as moody though.
Moody?
Yeah, and I'm like, am I?
You're not moody.
Again, I call you my little ball of sunshine.
I wouldn't say like you, I would not say you're moody at all.
I can feel, I recognize my my mood can change and i can
i recognize that i can be quite like a quick reaction right yeah i can recognize that in
myself like sometimes i won't you know if someone says something i'm like oh that and they're
like you didn't let me finish the sentence yeah and i'm like okay okay. Yeah. But I wouldn't be that moody. Yeah. Interesting.
Okay, what's my next one?
Your second one, which is completely not you.
Oh, God, what?
Is pessimistic.
No, I'm not.
Which you're not.
I'm absolutely not.
We're not even going to entertain her.
We're not entertaining her.
Third one is interesting.
Go on.
It is suspicious.
Fucking Inspector Gould.
Yeah. Fucking monocles out. Suspicious. suspicious fucking expect a call yeah
fucking
monocles
out
suspicious
suspicious
fucking
got me
monocle at
your door
which I
thought was
really
really
interesting
as in
because I
didn't know
whether to
take it
like whether
you think
people's
intentions
like you
think they're
suspicious
intentions
or you
think you're
just wary of other people so I wouldn think you're just wary of other people.
So I wouldn't say you're wary of other people.
I wouldn't say I am.
I wouldn't say I am.
You're like a little Labrador, like you'll get to know anyone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fourth one, which I wouldn't agree with either, is manipulative.
And I'm like, I don't think you're manipulative.
Do you know what?
And I'm like, I don't think you're manipulative.
Do you know what?
I don't think I consciously am, but I think subconsciously I can be.
Interesting. Yeah.
Like, I think if I want something a certain way, I think I'll make that happen.
No, I think I will.
Like, if I want something, I think it's going to happen.
If I want to go to a certain place for brunch, I'm making it known.
Yeah. And I'm also trying to convince others that that's where we should go.
Well yeah. Don't know if that's manipulative.
I wouldn't say manipulative.
Really interesting. Yeah.
Right, would you like to tell your positives? Yes.
Okay, the first one's fucking hilarious. which I'm not even sure I agree with
because I've never
fucking seen it
romantic
actually no
this is your highest one
romantic
this is your highest one
yeah
so it was like
positives
they were like
Pisces are highly romantic
I was like
well I'm fucking lucky
to see it one day
I was like
I was like really it's like a lunar eclipse yeah so you see it once and so it's done I was like oh fucking lucky to see it one day I was like really it's like a lunar eclipse
yeah I see it once I was like also Katie's like because I've never seen Katie in a relationship
and she's so fucking picky whenever she sees that cutesy couple she's like oh like oh don't do the
cutesy she loves love you're huge I love love you You love love. You do love love. But when it's like cutesy,
baby voices,
she's like, fuck that.
Fuck that.
So not that romance is baby voices,
but I couldn't see Katie getting soppy.
Yeah.
What do you think about that?
I would agree.
Really?
But again, I feel like it's more love,
but I think something that I do relate to
in terms of when I've looked into like Pisces
and their characteristics
and stuff is the daydreaming mixed with being quite romantic yeah um i very much like if i
fall for someone i fall like day two i'm in love with you like i am oh my god on love island i'd
be terrible on love island yeah i think i am very sensitive yeah very very full very hard and fast yeah and i would do
anything for that person oh i would do absolutely anything what's that your friendships as well you
do exactly yeah exactly interesting okay so i could definitely see that okay now the second one
apparently you're very impressionable and you you're you can easily sway the
crowd
I've never seen that one
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
what do you think of that?
I would absolutely disagree
I think impressionable in terms of like oh yeah
characteristics
yeah she's an interesting one yeah
no
like oh we met oh yeah oh I know. Yeah, she's an interesting one. Yeah. No. Like, oh, we met, oh yeah.
Oh, I know the one.
Yeah, she was there.
Consuade the crowd,
apps are fucking lutely not.
Not to say that people don't listen to me.
Like, oh my God, no one listens.
But it's not that.
It's very much like,
I'm also very go with the flow.
You are.
That's what I was just about to say.
So I've never been like, we've got to go here.
We've got to go here.
No, no, no.
Katie's completely, oh, I'll do whatever.
Like, she's chilled.
You know, if Archie says we're going here,
so she's like, okay.
She's not like, I'm not going there.
I feel like if I did take a stance,
especially when we live with some project managers,
I would probably have to present a case as to why
i think we should go there over their suggestion yes but the thing is i don't like putting my neck
on the line for stuff like that on the occasion that if they have a shit time that's my fault
next one completely agree with artistic we've got a castle i like it drawing no artistic no
but you're artistic in many ways which goes on to the next one,
which I'm going to draw together.
Artistic and imaginative, which you are so imaginative.
But even the things to do with, like, the silly questions.
You know, we've been doing these silly questions for years together.
Yes.
And that's just sat on the couch, pissing ourselves,
or walking to the bus.
You know, you've always had such a huge imagination
of just absolutely absurd
but also the the humor in life yes so you've got a huge imagination and then the artistic all comes
from your creativity yeah and your talent you know the way that you sing and the way that you perform
yes and the artistic within you is built within you yes that is your bones and your blood that
is where your voice comes from
why you do have a beautiful voice so i think that was really interesting that the artistic
and imaginative are so strong yes with who you are um the romantic i need to be persuaded
um i would be so self-conscious to be overly romantic in front of you right tell me my
positives come on.
Your positives are the same as in your description,
so tenacious, imaginative, loyal,
emotional, sympathetic, persuasive.
Yeah, okay.
However, there is other characteristics
such as things that you enjoy as your sign,
and these are really interesting.
So the first is art.
As in like? Art in general in general okay so obviously you're
a very creative person yeah i would say you did art history didn't you i did yeah like you enjoy
art and can appreciate art but you also immerse yourselves in so many other aspects of art such
as performances and absolutely your other one I'm not sure
which is
home based hobbies
and I'm making me
fucking hammer bees
I'm like guys
come on
quick
got my eye now
home based hobbies
which again
I'm not
now I would agree with home-maker.
I'd love to have a clean home.
Maybe potentially.
I'd love to have fresh sheets.
I'd love to have flowers in every room.
Yeah, yeah.
I love the pillow sprayed with lavender.
Yeah.
Home hobbies.
Hobbies.
Not too sure.
You won't catch me fucking painting a wall.
Yeah.
No.
You won't catch me making a fucking cabinet.
Yeah, no. This one, which I saw and I thought, how fucking interesting. You won't catch me making a fucking cabinet. Yeah.
No.
This one
which I saw
and I thought
how fucking interesting.
You're going to die.
You enjoy relaxing
near
or in water.
Interesting.
That's really interesting
because
I do.
I 100%
I love to be near it.
You do.
Like fuck
get me on a beach on holiday,
in a bikini, fucking 30 degrees.
Yeah.
Let me be near that water.
However, I'm a bit scared of water.
Yeah.
I don't like the unknown.
I don't like the deep water.
No, no, I'm terrible.
But there are different capacities.
Because you can see me in a fucking spa pool.
Love it.
Love life.
I'm in my element.
I'm in my element. In the flotation tank. I will, flotation tank pool love it love life my element i'm in my element in the floatation tank
floatation tank love it i will fall asleep to the sound of water love it yes absolutely love it it's
one of the things i loved most about my holidays yes being near the water i always say to arch i
love to be near the water i love to hit like smell it to hear it that the um wind from it the wave
love it love it love it love it, love it.
However you won't catch me with my fucking goggles and armbands.
Like I'm not a swimmer, I'm certainly not a swimmer.
Your next one, which I would also strongly agree with, is helping loved ones.
Yeah. Which you absolutely do.
And do anything for any loved one.
Yeah, definitely. Well my family and all of that.
Oh see not me! I'd do anything for Archie.
For Archie.
I'd do anything for you,
if that were my life.
Thank you.
I think I would.
I think if my friend's in distress
or even needs picking up
or even just a positive thing,
I'll always be there.
A good meal with friends.
Love it.
Which absolutely is a bit of you friends love it which absolutely love it love it
and whether it's a restaurant or a home-cooked meal love it as long as I'm not making it quality
time yeah quality time's my love language absolutely it's my love language right Katie I'm
gonna tell you what you're like in a relationship which is so fucking interesting because apparently
you're romantic which apparently is really interesting. Anyways, Pisces,
it's what we've just talked about,
love to do things for the other half.
Yes, yes, yes.
Bang on, Katie does this.
But they do expect an equal give and take
in the relationship.
I would agree.
Oh, really?
I would agree.
Really?
I don't do it for,
I wouldn't do it for something back. But also if you're giving nothing back, I'd be like, why? Why am I here? Why am I here it for, I wouldn't do it for. Something back. Something back.
But also if you're giving nothing back, I'd be like, why?
Why am I here?
Why am I here?
Yeah, I get that.
Okay.
And you're apparently very passionate and intense in a relationship.
You're like a rollercoaster ride that will make you feel a range of emotions without a stop.
So I read into this because I was like, what
does that mean? Very passionate. Apparently you make the other person feel every single
emotion that they ever could. So love and sex and desire, but also anger. Like all of
those things. And the intensity is that it doesn't go so you're never chilled you're like
i love you i'm here i need to be with you oh what do you think of that i would disagree with that
okay if you're a bit emotionally stunted oh come to really yeah i i love it people who aren't that
in tune with their emotions i'm like but i could make you which is bad but i feel so i do not know that
about you i want to make them feel so cared for and like so so they can see like life's great
with me wow but i feel in that sense i can imagine that making more sense however i'm not gonna be
at your fucking feet you also which i thought this is bang on you, you help people emerge as a better person and more honest, which I think is so true.
You know, but you do. I see many people in your life that you have made a better version of themselves.
A better person, because I would say they're already good people, but just a better version of themselves.
I think you always encourage positivity. you always encourage to see the bigger
picture yeah and what's more important yeah um and to make someone more honest I absolutely think
I think you're very big on emotions yes so you're like how do you feel yeah you know which obviously
makes sense of what you've just said um yeah so do you want to tell me what I'm like in a relationship?
So,
cancers are emotionally driven
and value feelings
in relationships.
I would agree.
Which I would agree with.
And they seek someone
who can understand them
through non-verbal communication.
So they want someone
who can just get them.
Oh!
Oh yeah, I do.
I do, I so do.
Someone who just fucking knows.
You shoot them a book and you know exactly what they mean. Oh my oh yeah, I do. I do, I so do. Someone who just fucking knows. You shoot them a look,
you know exactly what they mean.
Oh my God, this is so true.
I hate explaining.
Yeah.
I hate it.
Yeah.
Like, if I'm like,
she's fucked me off,
I want them to be like,
bitch.
I don't want,
I genuinely cannot,
why?
Why?
Why?
Then I explain,
and they give me the other fuck.
I'm like,
ah, there's nothing that annoys me more.
Literally.
Yeah, okay, that's so me.
So, they do not value superficial and unreliable partners.
No, that's true.
I need someone very reliable.
And they may potentially have a history of selfish partners.
Ooh.
No shade to any old flames of Miss McNeil?
I don't know. There are a few of my exes that have loved me so much that they almost don't
listen to what I say because they're like, but I love you. So maybe selfish in that respect.
Selfish because they're not considering your actual feelings.
Yes. I don't think selfish in the sense of, we're doing what i want to do i don't care
yeah and that that is because you also can find yourself to be extremely accommodating in
relationships which is my why you may find that you take in selfish partners because
you are very accommodating i think i can i think i am accommodating however i think
i set my tone like i'm, this is what I want.
You, you're very...
Like, crack on.
You're very, very good from the off in setting,
not even a boundary as such,
but you set the level of respect you have for yourself quite quickly.
Yeah.
And I think that's why it's interesting when a lot of people,
and I know we've spoken about this,
but they say, oh, initially I was quite scared of you.
I know.
And I think it's because...
It's weird.
The way you carry yourself is so headstrong that you come across so self-assured that I think people are like, wow, you hold yourself at high value.
So people see you as high value.
OK.
I saw a TikTok about this, actually.
Yeah. They're like, don't even explain why you think you're great.
Just be great.
I love that.
So it's literally,
and then people see that
and I think people respect that,
but are also intimidated in the sense,
which I think it's more intimidation than people,
oh, I'm scared.
I don't want to put a foot out of line.
Yeah.
Okay.
But I think it's more like,
wow, this is someone who just knows themselves so well
and is so assured
and doesn't really give a shit if people like her or not back yourself at the end of the day everyone is not
gonna like you you cannot please everyone you genuinely cannot yeah you know you could say hi
and they're like fuck off you know you can't like it's genuine it's it's what happens absolutely um
okay i'm gonna tell you something really fucking funny. Okay. How you are during sex as a Pisces.
Brilliant.
Okay, so first on, apparently your turn ons.
You like a foot massage.
I've never received a foot massage.
So apparently you love one.
Well, I'll have to try.
Well, you'll have to try.
But then when the guy does it, when I get a pedicure,
I'm very ticklish.
Oh, actually, I can't see screams. Like, we'll try. But then when the guy does it when I get a pedicure I'm very ticklish. Oh actually
Katie screams
like we'll be in
a nail salon
she'll be like
I'm like
get in the fucking
it's idiot.
I almost kicked the man
in the face last time
I'm so
like my tickly feet.
So apparently
you love a foot massage
and you cannot
have sex without foreplay
like you're like
I need it
give it to me.
You're like
oh no
come on we need
foreplay yeah yeah I would agree I would agree as well yeah I love a bit of foreplay
I think that's so silly your favorite position yeah no surprises isn't on top
Lazy! Lazy! Lazy! This is where the laziness comes from! Okay, Katie, we can put a change
next to lazy. Hello, princess.
Your favourite position, apparently,
is spooning position.
Because you just want skin-to-skin
intimacy.
That's the thing that you want the most. You want to be
attached to the person and you want to be
intimate. However, you don't
like sex to be boring and you like to
change it up yeah although you're
not opposed to missionary no i would agree with all of that is your favorite spooning i actually
wouldn't say like i wouldn't say so and then apparently i've read about dominant or submissive
now apparently you're a giver i'm a gi giver. Yes, you are. Apparently Pisces, they like to please.
So they make you feel on top of the world without going on top themselves.
No, I didn't say that there.
But it does that you do like to make them feel on top of the world
because apparently, apparently.
I can't even say it.
You are a master of seduction
master of seduction
no I don't know even what this means
but apparently your seduction
is mythical so expect
what can I say
purpose
so apparently you're mythical no I am mythical What can I say? Papus. No, because I...
So apparently you're mythical.
No, I am mythical.
Yeah.
I am.
I'm manipulative.
If these walls could talk.
Yeah, if these walls could talk.
Be radio silent.
She certainly wouldn't be getting sore legs from being on top, would she?
Right, tell me.
What if I...
So sexually,
you are deeply erotic.
Oh my God.
And so it says,
when a cancer is feeling secure
and able to express her true personality
and emotions,
they will have an incredible sex life.
This is so true.
Yeah.
This is so true.
I feel like I'm in the room with you guys i'm like yeah
yeah casey's like i've seen it we shared a wall she hasn't seen it but she's heard it yeah this
is so true though like the sex i've had with people that i fancied or that i'm like fuck me
i'm falling in love with you or i'm really there's a deeper level than just sexual attraction. It's magic.
It says that if you feel betrayed, it's not easily forgotten.
And you then can become rigid and unpredictable when hurt.
Oh, that's so true.
And can often use sex as a weapon.
So true.
I've done that before.
A weapon.
One thing as well, which was a fun note that I saw as a thing.
Go on.
Was socially, it says you're happy to establish connections with new people
but are sensitive to those not approved by an inner circle
100%
I'm always open to add new people to our group
I think we've got a great group of really open beautiful people
yeah
that are really respectful but also have a great time
yes
love to bring new people in
if you break that trust you're fucking out I'm not being funny not out and that
doesn't just mean with me that means with anyone my best friend but also
someone else who is really close to me I'm like nah nah nah nah interesting
interesting
X!
lover!
how many have you got this week?
I've got two.
I've got one.
You start.
So, one, I hate to include you in this.
I really do.
I really do.
I've given you the ear.
Impossible.
Impossible.
Impossible.
I saw you.
I saw you do it, but I've also seen so many people do it, and it is.
It bugs me out. I'm scared.
When people cover their ears when ambulances go by.
Like... When did I do this?
You did this when we were walking to the cinema.
Oh I did. An ambulance went by.
No! It's literally gonna go in like two seconds.
Unless you have hearing problems and in that case like apologies but
like seriously like come on like oh yeah that is the egg i'll agree that okay that was great yeah
um so my egg i actually love so from teaching this workshop this week yeah doing the performance
summer school oh my god is seeing teachers get angry i can't like i
fucking can't i love it so much i love it so anyway i was introduced as miss kitty this little
one pipes up and he's like are you a cat and i was like clearly fucking not you stupid bitch
look with your fucking eyes but i wasn't offended i was like
oh you know they're little ones they don't mean anything are you a cat and i was like no you know
clearly not darling yeah no no no no no okay they kicked off the teacher was like kicked off
what yeah it's like that is rude that stand up he was like so that is rude. That's stand up. He was like, that is rude.
He was like, do you know what?
That's just, you've been yappering on all day.
And he was just like, you've really upset me.
And I was like, you're a grown man.
I was like, you're a grown, 4-year-old man.
I was like, the fact that you're getting upset,
that I was asked if I was a fucking animal,
which I am in the shade.
I was like, what? But it is saying, which I am in the shade. I was like,
what?
But it is saying,
teachers get angry.
So,
so I,
I love it.
I love it.
There's something that I miss so much.
If I could go back to school and see,
oh,
I love it.
And then you look at your friends
and you're trying so hard
and they're like,
do you need to go outside?
You're like,
yeah,
yeah.
Right,
let me ping pong you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
People who take shelter when it's
fucking raining if there's a downpour why are you huddling yourself under a fucking street sign to
try and keep you like dry when the rain isn't going anywhere respectfully and to be fair the
rain's not going to do anything to you it's not like you're getting shot at i was walking over
the bridge that we need to walk over to get home. Yeah. All right. I'm walking. Starts pissing it down. I'm sat here like, well, nothing I can do
about it now. There's nothing either side of this bridge. Katie chased you too far. I get soaked.
I'm like, let's dance in the rain. Let's enjoy life, guys. The romantic in me. Dance in the rain.
Just so in love with life. Love and life. Jo romantic in me. The romantic in me. Dots in the rain. Just so in love with life.
Love and life. Joie de vivre.
Right let's get on to questions. Kate you're serious this week so you're going to start us off.
I am. Interestingly, as we've spoken a lot about romance and love, mine is do you believe in love at first sight?
Mine is, do you believe in love at first sight?
I do.
Do you? I do, yes.
I did not, now this is so cringy, like it's really, really cringy,
but I didn't believe it until Arch.
Now, it wasn't, I've got to be careful here,
because it's not like I'm in love.
It wasn't that.
However, I knew he was going to be a part of
my life but i didn't know why or how i say this to arch and it's really weird yeah the first time i
met him i mean he met me before i met him which is a funny thing but i didn't see him and he saw me
and i was with my parents and he said hi and i was you know talking to them then when i met him i didn't understand
why yeah but i was like oh shit you're gonna so cringy and it's like you're fucking talking
bullshit but i was like you're gonna have a really big impact on my life and i didn't know why
and i didn't know how interesting and that's why i like for the first time ever i was pretty
intimidated by a boy i was like fuck like you're gonna have a huge energy I was like you're you're gonna have a huge impact on my life
this is incredible yeah um and I said this to Arch for ages and yeah he's like really and I said no
genuinely and the fact that he you know a few hours later was wearing an oakum jumper yeah the same school that i went to now
archie didn't go there his parents did kind of the stars aligned that i genuinely believe arch
and i was supposed to meet yes and i think i think whether it was drama school yeah whether
it was somewhere else i think we would have still met i whether whether it was an oakum reunion
whether it was a club night out whether it was
both living in london yeah i think we would have met um i agree i i do i do think i do believe in
soulmates i definitely do yeah and i believe that people come together and are drawn to each other
and that they'll come back to each other love at first sight love is the prominent word yeah i don't think so to be in love with someone
is to feel seen and to feel heard yeah and to be able to be vulnerable with someone
just by looking at someone i don't think that's the case yeah lust and love is a huge different
spectrum but they feel very similar they do feel so similar
so I can understand someone saying
it was love at first sight
I'm like was it?
I would completely agree
and when you said that you felt like
there was something that was drawing you towards each other
and there's something like
you're going to be in my life
and I don't quite know why
it's so interesting because you're gonna be you're gonna be in my life and I don't quite know why it's so interesting because
like I've just you're so perfectly matched oh thank you that it is quite magical it's things
that I didn't even know I wanted as well yeah um like the way he is with my family the way he is
with my friends yeah the way he knows what I want before I even do yes um yeah encourages me to do
things that I don't feel I'm ready for yeah but he knows
i am it's so funny it's that whole you talk to your parents and be like how do you know when
he's the one how do you know when you found the one how do you you fucking know yeah you do you
just know it's that again gut feeling yeah it's the gut feeling i mean it's so real and i think
so on soulmates like i feel so much about soulmates in the sense platonic soulmates yeah
when i genuinely this is wank when i met you i was like you're me oh i was like you i would say
i would say we're different in some ways yeah but i would say we're so similar in others oh so
similar and it's and it's almost weird you know when you meet someone you're like fuck i feel
like i've known you my entire life it feels weird to me that you didn't know me
when i was like growing up and i didn't know you yeah and it's so strange yeah and i feel like it's
the same way which i'm sure i'll experience with a guy where you're like fuck like you're on my
wavelength and there's just a kind of like frequency that you're vibing at that you're
like oh wow there's a pull yeah but it's that you're vibing at that you're like, oh, wow, there's a pull.
Yeah. But it's the complete same with friends.
Yes.
You absolutely have soulmates as friends.
Yes.
As well as partners.
Yes.
Okay, so I've got a question for you.
You're going to hate this.
Okay.
What, Katie Leach, if you had to, is your best pick-up line?
And do you have to use it on me?
And if I don't like it, you have to use another.
I've got it.
Oh, sure.
Okay, wait.
Let me ready myself.
Do you like raisins?
How about a date then?
I'm going to wait.
I'm going to wait.
How about a date then? It's my favourite thing ever. You'm gonna wait! How about a date then? It's my favorite thing ever.
You like raisins?
How about a date then?
But what happens if I said no?
Are you not gonna allow that?
I'm on your fucking boss anyway.
No, no, do you like raisins?
No.
Do you like raisins?
No.
Oh, actually it works both ways.
How about a date then?
Do you like raisins?
No.
Oh, how about a date then?
How about a date then? Do you like raisins? Yeah. Oh, how about a date then? Yeah, okay, it works both ways. Do you like raisins? No. Oh, how about a date then? Do you like raisins? Yeah.
Oh, how about a date then? Yeah, okay, it works both ways. It works both ways. Yeah.
I will have men on their knees with that line. I like that. I think that's very good. What's
yours? Oh, God. You put me on the spot again. I can't believe you didn't have that. What
do you think?
I'm not a massive one for chat up lines.
You're relying too much on that power puss.
I am.
But you've got to lean back. If I had to go up to someone and give a line,
oh shit, I don't know if I'd give a chat up line.
I think I'd be like...
How about if someone was like
what's your name
and you're like
Katie Leach
and they were like
why don't you leach on this
what would you do
when they start kissing you
why don't you leach on this
and then kiss me
no
I probably would kiss them
yeah
but that
would be fucking hilarious
Katie this has been
a great episode
this has been a brilliant episode
shake my hand, my friend.
Great host.
Great host.
Jolly good show.
Jolly good show.
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't be ridiculous.
Charles died 30 years ago.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
Have a great Monday.
We love you.
We love you.
It's the romantics in us.
Yeah, it's the romantics.
We just love it.
It's the manipulation.
You will watch this.
Yeah.
Email us. DM us. DM us. It's no biggie if you don't but
it's no biggie, like we won't dig that, like, it's not like
KT Sensitive and I'm a finger or anything. Yeah, I won't get
moody. Yeah. If you, uh, if you don't do it. Yeah, we will
say. Alright, guys, we love you so much. Have a great week and
take the positivity into your week. Into your week. Think of
KT on that MA so excited so excited
bye guys
love you