The Debrief - Horrors, Horoscopes & Hopeless Romantics

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I got a rebel soul, I got a rebel soul, I got a rebel soul Good morning! Good morning everyone, it's Monday morning Happy Monday! And what a happy Monday it is, Kasey A happy, jolly, fruitful Monday Kasey's just had the best move ever. I've had some ecstatic moves. She had an audition and it came back with great, great news!
Starting point is 00:00:31 I'm feeling so happy for you, darling. Thank you, Anna. What do I say? The mantra's paid off. The mantras are paying off. Success was coming to you. Success is so attracted to me. And I let it in. I'm so excited for you. Oh, thank you! There's nothing more exciting when you just get that little push of positivity. It's a nice little boost. Oh, it is. It's a huge boost.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Nice little boost. How are you feeling? I'm feeling sensational. We're feeling so giddy, guys, because you just found out I literally just found out that I'm going to do it. I'm like...
Starting point is 00:00:59 I was saying to Katie that I've been feeling sick the last few days with just anticipation. With living in this industry, we both feel sick for each other when we go out for big things. And when you do, you just feel absolutely awful until you hear
Starting point is 00:01:12 anything. Honestly. Anticipation for days. Anticipation. And now you've had positive notes. Get me leotard back on and I fucking go. I'm so excited. Oh, no. Get me leotard back on, you know? I fucking am. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:01:27 I'm so excited. Katie, do you want to tell the news what it is? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Feel proud. I'm a master's student now, guys. Sorry. Sorry, a master's student.
Starting point is 00:01:39 A master's student. You're going to see me in a year's time in a fucking cap and gown looking sexy. My big batty squeezed into that flowing gown. Oh, yeah, she'll be there. Katie's on the MA Lambda. This is so exciting. Big time. You deserve this.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Oh, thank you, my love. This is what you needed, this push. I am so proud of you. Thank you. You've always been deserving of this because you're fucking talented and incredible. Thank you. And I am your biggest, as much as biased as I am, I'm not biased when it comes to this, you're just so talented. Thank you, my love. And you're amazing. As are you. Thank you, darling. I am your biggest fan. As much as biased as I am, I'm not biased when it comes to this, you're just so talented.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Thank you, my love. And you're amazing. Thank you, darling. I am also your biggest fan. I know you are, but I'm so happy for you. And this is what you deserve. And I can't wait to tell everyone.
Starting point is 00:02:14 I'm so excited. Because the debriefers will be there when you're doing your performance. The debriefers will line up outside of Lambda wanting to see the peach perform. And they'll be like, I got a rebel soul. And you'll be like, I got a rebel soul.
Starting point is 00:02:26 And you'll be like, yeah. Rebel soul. Oh, Katie, I'm so happy for you. I'm so excited. Tell me your mantra from your success. My mantra. So I obviously, I was thinking about my mantra today
Starting point is 00:02:37 and thinking about it all. And obviously this was pre-finding out. Of course. It was obviously very much on my mind. You've got to remember this mantra because it's a lucky one so my mantra was i will not stress over what i cannot control oh great so i was like you don't even have to stress now at all so i was like i was like i can't you know when you're just thinking about it so much of course you are and usually with these
Starting point is 00:03:00 things when it matters that much exactly usually with these things it And when it matters that much. Exactly. Usually with these things, it was like, it takes a good two weeks before they get back to you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, I can't be obsessively thinking about it for days. For a few weeks. Like, I can't, I can't. You just can't do that to yourself. Literally, I was like, I've got to focus my attention elsewhere because I was like, oh my God, I'm just going insane. Yeah, you do go insane.
Starting point is 00:03:19 But I will not. I will not stress over what I cannot control. No. And that should be forward in the sense of for your next step. So when you start the CMA in September, this should be the same with don't stress over certain things you might not, parts you might not get. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Or the groups that you're in. Absolutely. Or, you know, don't stress over that. You can't control that. You learn from everything. Exactly. And even from the shit things. Like we look back at things that when we did our foundation together.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Yes. And we're like, oh, my God, wasn't that cringe at the time? But how much we learned from it. Exactly. And not even performing-wise. Not even MT or acting-wise. Yeah. Life-wise.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Literally. I remember saying a few years ago, actually, it was after an audition. Yeah. And I got quite far. And then they said to me me you just need more life experience and i said to my mum mum what is life experience and she said darling if you don't know what life experience is you haven't had any yeah and i was like okay okay and i must have been like 17 at the time yeah so it's so true and now look at you you've like you're three years on and you're so
Starting point is 00:04:23 ready for it i I'm ready. I'm so excited for you. I'm so excited. It's your time. It's Peach time. It's your time to win. It's Peach at the Hog. It's my time to win. My time.
Starting point is 00:04:31 That's what you've got to say to yourself. It's my time to win. It is. Big time. What's your mantra this week? My mantra of this week is I am happy and I appreciate all the good things in my life. I don't know what's going on at the moment, Katie, but there's a rainbow up my arse. Vibes are high right now.
Starting point is 00:04:47 I walked in the studio with my matcha and Katie's whatever she has, her ice-shaken stupid shaggy, all that, and I said, I've had the best day. And this is even before Katie told me about her news. And she's like, I've had the best day. And I was like, bitch, you tell me. I've had such a good day.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Yeah, tell me about it. Okay, so this week I'm doing workshop with acting. And for the full week, I'm teaching all about Meisner technique, Chekhov technique, Stanislavski technique as an acting summer school. Yeah. And it's so mad. I can't believe how much joy I have got from these kids and how much they are enjoying it so you know with my acting coach I always say to her I don't
Starting point is 00:05:31 know how you do it because I love just being taught rather than teaching and look there are some fundamental things I think I probably couldn't do that I wouldn't be it I would never be a teacher I think it's a very hard job and one that's so respected I think they need to be paid more. However, I mean, they just say the funniest things. This little boy came up to me today and he's like, I mean, he's like, Miss Kitty, they call me Miss Kitty.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I love that. Because I'm like, don't bother with Miss Kitty. I'll do Miss Kitty. He says, Miss Kitty, can I marry you? I'm like, fuck. I was just like, look, look, look, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. And the other friend's like, hey, I was going to ask her that. And I'm like, hey, guys, guys.
Starting point is 00:06:14 And I said, look, I'm a bit too old for you boys. And he said, how old are you? I said, look, you never ask a woman her age. You know, some of you should get mixed with your mum. So I'm like, good woman. And they said, well, can I ask you something else? I said, yes, good woman. And they said, well, can I ask you something else? I said,
Starting point is 00:06:26 yes, you can. And he said, will you wait for me? I was like, ah, and Archie's like, you better not.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Well, I tell you, when I got back, I told Archie the story. I said, oh, someone proposed to me today. And he said,
Starting point is 00:06:41 oh, what did you say? I said, well, I'm an older woman. You can't get, he said, you didn't say that you were taken. You didn't,'t show them a photo i said to a six-year-old boy no i did not i was like no i did not tell them honestly kids are the most humbling but also give
Starting point is 00:06:55 you the biggest ego boost if you look shit you'll know about it but if you look great you'll know about it yeah yeah oh my god song of the. Do you know the song Cover Me in Sunshine? Pink! I saw her do it and her kid came out. Wait, sing it. Cover me in sunshine. Yes, yes. Shower me with good... Yeah, yes, they sang this today. I don't know what's wrong with me. I cried. No, of course you didn't. They were like, cover me in sunshine. Fill me with the good times I was like I was actually like
Starting point is 00:07:28 I need to look like I don't know what he meant by kids but because I'm just appreciating life I appreciate but did you ever do that like concerts as kids
Starting point is 00:07:36 and your parents would well up or something my dad would always be welling up and I'd be like come on dad put yourself together it's the optimism
Starting point is 00:07:41 as well of kids life hasn't shat on those kids yet. No, I couldn't hate it. Life hasn't, and they're just like, cover me in sunshine.
Starting point is 00:07:49 And you're like, you are adorable. You are so cute. You are adorable. It came up to me, so I lead the acting classes, so I don't get to see them sing. And they came up and they were like,
Starting point is 00:07:57 oh, can you come watch our singing, miss? Like, can you come? It was during my brace, I was like, cheeky foot.
Starting point is 00:08:01 I was like, no, listen. I was like, no, respectfully. I was like, no, God. But I was like cheeky fucks I was like Lord listen I was like Lord respectfully I was like no I can't
Starting point is 00:08:08 but I was like okay okay fine and they were like oh look she's here she's here so they were getting ready and I was like well this will be
Starting point is 00:08:14 fucking sure and they were like come here me and Sanj I was like someone passed me a fucking tissue and I just and they were like
Starting point is 00:08:24 did you see this kitty cry? I didn't cry. Guys, I didn't cry. I was like, are we? But there was nothing more inspiring, actually. I looked at these kids and I was like, wow, I can do anything. Look at them. Everyone should look to kids for inspiration because they are so uninhibited.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Yeah. Optimistic. Yeah. The world is their oyster. They are also idealistic as well there's so much that they can achieve I'm like
Starting point is 00:08:47 yeah but why can't that be realistic why don't you go guys literally you know it's inspiring me this week the rainbow is so far up my arse I'm joining you
Starting point is 00:08:55 my teeth are multicoloured yeah flash me those natchers yeah flash me those natchers right Katie tell me your song of the week my song of the week is Someone To Watch Over Me by Ella Fitzgerald. I felt like I was in a fucking movie.
Starting point is 00:09:11 So you guys were out of flat last night for dinner. So I was by myself enjoying my own company. Love it. I was cooking and I always love Ella Fitzgerald when I cook. I love Ella Fitzgerald. What a great woman. I feel like we would be besties. Can you sing a bit to me?
Starting point is 00:09:31 Because I don't know it. Someone to watch. MA guys. MA, MA. MA singing. Over me. You know it. Okay, we'll play it tonight when we get back but i put it on
Starting point is 00:09:46 shuffle i always put my best of elephants gerald like playlist on hit shuffle that was the first thing that came on the sun setting i'm cooking my fucking chicken quesadillas and i was like why am i so content right now i'm so i appreciate all the good things in my life because i'm happy i think the word happy is so unrated. I'm like I'm so happy right now Right Katie, let's get into it. Let's crack on. Let's do the brief ad. Love it. Love it. Love it. Right. So Katie, let's start at the start of last week our cinema trip our cinema trip
Starting point is 00:10:27 I can't I can't I can't I can't Katie and I are just a bit of badasses we're brave
Starting point is 00:10:34 we're a bit fucking strong you heard what we were like at the fucking go ape yeah you know we are fearless we're fearless fearless
Starting point is 00:10:41 we are fearless so we went to go see Insidious Red Door Red see Insidious Red Door. Red Door. Insidious Red Door. The fifth instalment of the Insidii franchise. Now, I love Insidious. I've never seen it.
Starting point is 00:10:51 I saw the first few. The second one was shit. The first one was great. Yeah. But I love it. And Katie and I have a trend of going to see horror films. Our pussy friends don't see horror films. So we'll watch it.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Like, we've seen The Smile together. We watched The Watcher together. Yes. We've seen the Jeffrey Dahmer thing oh we love it yeah we love horror and although we do get scared we do we do we're not like fearless sat in the chair like we'll go see it but like it is a bit frightening I'm not sat there just stagnant. I'm shaking. Usually big jump scare happens. Yeah, you're scared Yeah, I was like, oh, huh? I Don't know why I don't know why Kitty Was like having an exorcism herself
Starting point is 00:11:38 So I was jealous they were in the movie I can do it Honestly, it was the fact you were like, it was like a ghost, but it would last for like 10 seconds. Honestly, I said to Katie at the end of the film, I was like, were other people screaming? She said, I didn't fucking hear. I could scream in the air. I was like, oh.
Starting point is 00:11:55 The thing that got me was that it was your scream followed by my fucking wheeze at you screaming. So you're like, yeah, and I'm like. Like, honestly, they must have fucking hated us in there we kept making each other laugh because I'd start screaming and then you'd start laughing and then I'd laugh at you laughing at me this couple in front of us twice I will say this guy whispers to his girlfriend
Starting point is 00:12:18 I think I'm just gonna go get a drink Kitty looks over how fucking disrespectful of these two how disrespectful are they they're making so much noise we got on the tube on the way back oh yeah some people weren't happy we were fucking howling like we were pissing ourselves we could not stop laughing you know when you're in that mood with your friends and everything is fucking hilarious like we came out and we were pissing ourselves i was honestly i was honestly close to weeing and this guy on the train next to us said so loudly to his friend,
Starting point is 00:12:47 God, I wish I brought my fucking AirPods. Katie was weeping in his ear. That made me laugh more. Then I was also scared they were going to say something to us because I was howling at what they were saying but then I thought, oh my God, please don't start a fight with me, sir.
Starting point is 00:13:02 I know, I was so scared. I was like... So, Katie and I are going to talk so scary. I was like, ah. So, Katie and I are gonna talk a bit about our star signs this week. Oh yeah, you're gonna get to know us on a deeper level. You are. We're gonna tell each other about our star signs.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Yeah. So I'm a Cancer and Katie is a Pisces. Big time. And we're gonna tell each other about each other's positive and negative traits as this star sign. I found it so interesting. There are so many that correlate with you.
Starting point is 00:13:27 So, and I found the same. This is the generalization of what a Pisces is before we go on to the negatives and the positives. Gorgeous. A Pisces is uniquely gentle and sensitive. I'm always crying. Oh. Yeah. It's not in her nature to be hard or ruthless and her innate softener attracts people throughout her whole life. Pisces women have great
Starting point is 00:13:55 imaginations. So that's the introduction to you. All of that I agree with. Yeah. Yeah that is the whole generalization and a very short snippet to who you are yeah i would say all of that i would agree with yes you do not like to you're not a hard nature and ruthless at all you can be sensitive yeah um and your innate softness attracts people throughout her life i think that's the whole self-deprecating telling funny stories about yourself. That attracts people, I would say 100%. Do you have a generalisation? I do. Okay, go on. So.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Tell me about me. General traits. Favourite topic. General traits within a Cancer. They're someone who is very tenacious. Oh, wow. Okay. Someone who has a very big imagination also.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Oh, okay. But also is fiercely. Put them as a head to the couch. La, la, la clouds la la la la fiercely loyal oh okay has the tendency as a water sign
Starting point is 00:14:50 to be quite emotional oh however will always remain sympathetic but can also be extremely persuasive wow
Starting point is 00:14:59 again all of which I would agree with I would agree with every single statement there so I've written down the four biggest things. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:07 The four biggest negative things of a Pisces. Yeah. Okay. The first one is moody. Now, I'll tell you my opinion of this. Then you can say whether you agree or disagree. Yeah. Call me a fucking sleepy drunk, you bitch.
Starting point is 00:15:25 The last episode. Yeah. Call me a fucking sleepy drunk, you bitch. The last episode. Okay, moody. I would say when it's Katie's time of the month, I would say that can be a very big thing. I can be quite moody. Yes. Now, I don't know whether that's due to her star sign or I don't know whether that's due to hormones.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Me being a bitch. Yeah, yeah. Don't know what that's due to. However, i know that when it's that time of the month oh my gosh it can either be tears or it can be a tantrum you know like the littlest day you fucked me off or it can i mean it's never to me but it can be like you fuck me off or it can be like that's upsetting you know yes i would say you're a ball of sunshine i've said it before yeah you light up a room everyone knows you'll always cheer people up um so i think for five days of a month moody i think for the rest of it you're fine the problem the problem with like you said it's like five percent of the 95 yes yes but when it does happen it happens in full swing yes she's full force yes definitely
Starting point is 00:16:26 yeah the next one is lazy yeah now when i read this i thought absolutely no way yeah because i don't think you are i think you're but emotionally and physically you always like crack on you think okay i've got these things to do yeah so for that one, I actually completely took that out of the equation. I was like, I don't see that as a part of your personality. I would say that I was very lazy when I was younger. Okay. Okay. I like.
Starting point is 00:16:54 So maybe that's something you were. Yeah. And that as a character you are, but you've grown out of that. Cause I'm, I don't know whether it's like a teenage thing, but like in summer, oh my God,
Starting point is 00:17:03 like I would literally just like pick a box set and sit in my bed and watch TV all day. Yeah. Or like sit on the sofa and watch TV all day. Yeah. And I would not move. Yeah. Whereas now I'm like, oh no. Crack on.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Let's crack on. Now your third negative, you'll love it, is unrealistic. And I tell you, out of these four things, it said this is the biggest one. Really? Yeah. That this is the biggest one. Really? Yeah. That this is your biggest negativity. That I'm unrealistic. Unrealistic, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Now, I didn't know what this was about. Now, Katie and I always say to each other, we love an over-exaggeration. And Katie is 100% prone to an over-exaggeration. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I thought, unrealistic there, yes. However, unrealistic goals, nah, I don't think so. No. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:17:50 No. So it's really dependent on what you take it as, you know. But then I also feel sometimes maybe I would have unrealistic expectations in terms of dating. Yeah. Perhaps. Oh! Perhaps.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Yeah, you're bang on there. I would agree. Okay, so I'd agree with unrealistic. Yeah. I would say no to lazy and I would say half to moody. Yeah. Maybe a quarter, you know. Yeah, gorgeous. You're not in your personality.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Yeah. You're just when you're in period. So tell me my negatives. So your negatives, funnily enough. What? The first one is moody. Oh, like me. Like. Sorry, I mean like you like you which again i wouldn't
Starting point is 00:18:30 really say i feel like you you're not moody it's more your heart yeah okay okay if something pisses you off what could be perceived as a mood yeah is just the fact that you're upset rather than you're like, moody. Because again, I wouldn't say you're a very moody person. There has been a time where people describe me as moody though. Moody? Yeah, and I'm like, am I? You're not moody. Again, I call you my little ball of sunshine.
Starting point is 00:18:57 I wouldn't say like you, I would not say you're moody at all. I can feel, I recognize my my mood can change and i can i recognize that i can be quite like a quick reaction right yeah i can recognize that in myself like sometimes i won't you know if someone says something i'm like oh that and they're like you didn't let me finish the sentence yeah and i'm like okay okay. Yeah. But I wouldn't be that moody. Yeah. Interesting. Okay, what's my next one? Your second one, which is completely not you. Oh, God, what?
Starting point is 00:19:29 Is pessimistic. No, I'm not. Which you're not. I'm absolutely not. We're not even going to entertain her. We're not entertaining her. Third one is interesting. Go on.
Starting point is 00:19:39 It is suspicious. Fucking Inspector Gould. Yeah. Fucking monocles out. Suspicious. suspicious fucking expect a call yeah fucking monocles out suspicious suspicious
Starting point is 00:19:50 fucking got me monocle at your door which I thought was really really
Starting point is 00:19:56 interesting as in because I didn't know whether to take it like whether you think
Starting point is 00:20:00 people's intentions like you think they're suspicious intentions or you think you're
Starting point is 00:20:04 just wary of other people so I wouldn think you're just wary of other people. So I wouldn't say you're wary of other people. I wouldn't say I am. I wouldn't say I am. You're like a little Labrador, like you'll get to know anyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fourth one, which I wouldn't agree with either, is manipulative. And I'm like, I don't think you're manipulative.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Do you know what? And I'm like, I don't think you're manipulative. Do you know what? I don't think I consciously am, but I think subconsciously I can be. Interesting. Yeah. Like, I think if I want something a certain way, I think I'll make that happen. No, I think I will. Like, if I want something, I think it's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:20:44 If I want to go to a certain place for brunch, I'm making it known. Yeah. And I'm also trying to convince others that that's where we should go. Well yeah. Don't know if that's manipulative. I wouldn't say manipulative. Really interesting. Yeah. Right, would you like to tell your positives? Yes. Okay, the first one's fucking hilarious. which I'm not even sure I agree with because I've never
Starting point is 00:21:06 fucking seen it romantic actually no this is your highest one romantic this is your highest one yeah so it was like
Starting point is 00:21:18 positives they were like Pisces are highly romantic I was like well I'm fucking lucky to see it one day I was like I was like really it's like a lunar eclipse yeah so you see it once and so it's done I was like oh fucking lucky to see it one day I was like really it's like a lunar eclipse
Starting point is 00:21:27 yeah I see it once I was like also Katie's like because I've never seen Katie in a relationship and she's so fucking picky whenever she sees that cutesy couple she's like oh like oh don't do the cutesy she loves love you're huge I love love you You love love. You do love love. But when it's like cutesy, baby voices, she's like, fuck that. Fuck that. So not that romance is baby voices, but I couldn't see Katie getting soppy.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Yeah. What do you think about that? I would agree. Really? But again, I feel like it's more love, but I think something that I do relate to in terms of when I've looked into like Pisces and their characteristics
Starting point is 00:22:05 and stuff is the daydreaming mixed with being quite romantic yeah um i very much like if i fall for someone i fall like day two i'm in love with you like i am oh my god on love island i'd be terrible on love island yeah i think i am very sensitive yeah very very full very hard and fast yeah and i would do anything for that person oh i would do absolutely anything what's that your friendships as well you do exactly yeah exactly interesting okay so i could definitely see that okay now the second one apparently you're very impressionable and you you're you can easily sway the crowd I've never seen that one
Starting point is 00:22:49 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah what do you think of that? I would absolutely disagree I think impressionable in terms of like oh yeah characteristics yeah she's an interesting one yeah no like oh we met oh yeah oh I know. Yeah, she's an interesting one. Yeah. No. Like, oh, we met, oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Oh, I know the one. Yeah, she was there. Consuade the crowd, apps are fucking lutely not. Not to say that people don't listen to me. Like, oh my God, no one listens. But it's not that. It's very much like,
Starting point is 00:23:20 I'm also very go with the flow. You are. That's what I was just about to say. So I've never been like, we've got to go here. We've got to go here. No, no, no. Katie's completely, oh, I'll do whatever. Like, she's chilled.
Starting point is 00:23:33 You know, if Archie says we're going here, so she's like, okay. She's not like, I'm not going there. I feel like if I did take a stance, especially when we live with some project managers, I would probably have to present a case as to why i think we should go there over their suggestion yes but the thing is i don't like putting my neck on the line for stuff like that on the occasion that if they have a shit time that's my fault
Starting point is 00:23:54 next one completely agree with artistic we've got a castle i like it drawing no artistic no but you're artistic in many ways which goes on to the next one, which I'm going to draw together. Artistic and imaginative, which you are so imaginative. But even the things to do with, like, the silly questions. You know, we've been doing these silly questions for years together. Yes. And that's just sat on the couch, pissing ourselves,
Starting point is 00:24:19 or walking to the bus. You know, you've always had such a huge imagination of just absolutely absurd but also the the humor in life yes so you've got a huge imagination and then the artistic all comes from your creativity yeah and your talent you know the way that you sing and the way that you perform yes and the artistic within you is built within you yes that is your bones and your blood that is where your voice comes from why you do have a beautiful voice so i think that was really interesting that the artistic
Starting point is 00:24:49 and imaginative are so strong yes with who you are um the romantic i need to be persuaded um i would be so self-conscious to be overly romantic in front of you right tell me my positives come on. Your positives are the same as in your description, so tenacious, imaginative, loyal, emotional, sympathetic, persuasive. Yeah, okay. However, there is other characteristics
Starting point is 00:25:16 such as things that you enjoy as your sign, and these are really interesting. So the first is art. As in like? Art in general in general okay so obviously you're a very creative person yeah i would say you did art history didn't you i did yeah like you enjoy art and can appreciate art but you also immerse yourselves in so many other aspects of art such as performances and absolutely your other one I'm not sure which is
Starting point is 00:25:47 home based hobbies and I'm making me fucking hammer bees I'm like guys come on quick got my eye now home based hobbies
Starting point is 00:26:03 which again I'm not now I would agree with home-maker. I'd love to have a clean home. Maybe potentially. I'd love to have fresh sheets. I'd love to have flowers in every room. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:13 I love the pillow sprayed with lavender. Yeah. Home hobbies. Hobbies. Not too sure. You won't catch me fucking painting a wall. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:26:22 You won't catch me making a fucking cabinet. Yeah, no. This one, which I saw and I thought, how fucking interesting. You won't catch me making a fucking cabinet. Yeah. No. This one which I saw and I thought how fucking interesting. You're going to die.
Starting point is 00:26:31 You enjoy relaxing near or in water. Interesting. That's really interesting because I do. I 100%
Starting point is 00:26:41 I love to be near it. You do. Like fuck get me on a beach on holiday, in a bikini, fucking 30 degrees. Yeah. Let me be near that water. However, I'm a bit scared of water.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Yeah. I don't like the unknown. I don't like the deep water. No, no, I'm terrible. But there are different capacities. Because you can see me in a fucking spa pool. Love it. Love life.
Starting point is 00:27:03 I'm in my element. I'm in my element. In the flotation tank. I will, flotation tank pool love it love life my element i'm in my element in the floatation tank floatation tank love it i will fall asleep to the sound of water love it yes absolutely love it it's one of the things i loved most about my holidays yes being near the water i always say to arch i love to be near the water i love to hit like smell it to hear it that the um wind from it the wave love it love it love it love it, love it. However you won't catch me with my fucking goggles and armbands. Like I'm not a swimmer, I'm certainly not a swimmer.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Your next one, which I would also strongly agree with, is helping loved ones. Yeah. Which you absolutely do. And do anything for any loved one. Yeah, definitely. Well my family and all of that. Oh see not me! I'd do anything for Archie. For Archie. I'd do anything for you, if that were my life.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Thank you. I think I would. I think if my friend's in distress or even needs picking up or even just a positive thing, I'll always be there. A good meal with friends. Love it.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Which absolutely is a bit of you friends love it which absolutely love it love it and whether it's a restaurant or a home-cooked meal love it as long as I'm not making it quality time yeah quality time's my love language absolutely it's my love language right Katie I'm gonna tell you what you're like in a relationship which is so fucking interesting because apparently you're romantic which apparently is really interesting. Anyways, Pisces, it's what we've just talked about, love to do things for the other half. Yes, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Bang on, Katie does this. But they do expect an equal give and take in the relationship. I would agree. Oh, really? I would agree. Really? I don't do it for,
Starting point is 00:28:42 I wouldn't do it for something back. But also if you're giving nothing back, I'd be like, why? Why am I here? Why am I here it for, I wouldn't do it for. Something back. Something back. But also if you're giving nothing back, I'd be like, why? Why am I here? Why am I here? Yeah, I get that. Okay. And you're apparently very passionate and intense in a relationship. You're like a rollercoaster ride that will make you feel a range of emotions without a stop.
Starting point is 00:29:03 So I read into this because I was like, what does that mean? Very passionate. Apparently you make the other person feel every single emotion that they ever could. So love and sex and desire, but also anger. Like all of those things. And the intensity is that it doesn't go so you're never chilled you're like i love you i'm here i need to be with you oh what do you think of that i would disagree with that okay if you're a bit emotionally stunted oh come to really yeah i i love it people who aren't that in tune with their emotions i'm like but i could make you which is bad but i feel so i do not know that about you i want to make them feel so cared for and like so so they can see like life's great
Starting point is 00:29:50 with me wow but i feel in that sense i can imagine that making more sense however i'm not gonna be at your fucking feet you also which i thought this is bang on you, you help people emerge as a better person and more honest, which I think is so true. You know, but you do. I see many people in your life that you have made a better version of themselves. A better person, because I would say they're already good people, but just a better version of themselves. I think you always encourage positivity. you always encourage to see the bigger picture yeah and what's more important yeah um and to make someone more honest I absolutely think I think you're very big on emotions yes so you're like how do you feel yeah you know which obviously makes sense of what you've just said um yeah so do you want to tell me what I'm like in a relationship?
Starting point is 00:30:45 So, cancers are emotionally driven and value feelings in relationships. I would agree. Which I would agree with. And they seek someone who can understand them
Starting point is 00:30:56 through non-verbal communication. So they want someone who can just get them. Oh! Oh yeah, I do. I do, I so do. Someone who just fucking knows. You shoot them a book and you know exactly what they mean. Oh my oh yeah, I do. I do, I so do. Someone who just fucking knows. You shoot them a look,
Starting point is 00:31:05 you know exactly what they mean. Oh my God, this is so true. I hate explaining. Yeah. I hate it. Yeah. Like, if I'm like, she's fucked me off,
Starting point is 00:31:15 I want them to be like, bitch. I don't want, I genuinely cannot, why? Why? Why? Then I explain,
Starting point is 00:31:21 and they give me the other fuck. I'm like, ah, there's nothing that annoys me more. Literally. Yeah, okay, that's so me. So, they do not value superficial and unreliable partners. No, that's true. I need someone very reliable.
Starting point is 00:31:36 And they may potentially have a history of selfish partners. Ooh. No shade to any old flames of Miss McNeil? I don't know. There are a few of my exes that have loved me so much that they almost don't listen to what I say because they're like, but I love you. So maybe selfish in that respect. Selfish because they're not considering your actual feelings. Yes. I don't think selfish in the sense of, we're doing what i want to do i don't care yeah and that that is because you also can find yourself to be extremely accommodating in
Starting point is 00:32:10 relationships which is my why you may find that you take in selfish partners because you are very accommodating i think i can i think i am accommodating however i think i set my tone like i'm, this is what I want. You, you're very... Like, crack on. You're very, very good from the off in setting, not even a boundary as such, but you set the level of respect you have for yourself quite quickly.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Yeah. And I think that's why it's interesting when a lot of people, and I know we've spoken about this, but they say, oh, initially I was quite scared of you. I know. And I think it's because... It's weird. The way you carry yourself is so headstrong that you come across so self-assured that I think people are like, wow, you hold yourself at high value.
Starting point is 00:32:59 So people see you as high value. OK. I saw a TikTok about this, actually. Yeah. They're like, don't even explain why you think you're great. Just be great. I love that. So it's literally, and then people see that
Starting point is 00:33:10 and I think people respect that, but are also intimidated in the sense, which I think it's more intimidation than people, oh, I'm scared. I don't want to put a foot out of line. Yeah. Okay. But I think it's more like,
Starting point is 00:33:20 wow, this is someone who just knows themselves so well and is so assured and doesn't really give a shit if people like her or not back yourself at the end of the day everyone is not gonna like you you cannot please everyone you genuinely cannot yeah you know you could say hi and they're like fuck off you know you can't like it's genuine it's it's what happens absolutely um okay i'm gonna tell you something really fucking funny. Okay. How you are during sex as a Pisces. Brilliant. Okay, so first on, apparently your turn ons.
Starting point is 00:33:53 You like a foot massage. I've never received a foot massage. So apparently you love one. Well, I'll have to try. Well, you'll have to try. But then when the guy does it, when I get a pedicure, I'm very ticklish. Oh, actually, I can't see screams. Like, we'll try. But then when the guy does it when I get a pedicure I'm very ticklish. Oh actually
Starting point is 00:34:05 Katie screams like we'll be in a nail salon she'll be like I'm like get in the fucking it's idiot. I almost kicked the man
Starting point is 00:34:11 in the face last time I'm so like my tickly feet. So apparently you love a foot massage and you cannot have sex without foreplay like you're like
Starting point is 00:34:21 I need it give it to me. You're like oh no come on we need foreplay yeah yeah I would agree I would agree as well yeah I love a bit of foreplay I think that's so silly your favorite position yeah no surprises isn't on top Lazy! Lazy! Lazy! This is where the laziness comes from! Okay, Katie, we can put a change
Starting point is 00:34:45 next to lazy. Hello, princess. Your favourite position, apparently, is spooning position. Because you just want skin-to-skin intimacy. That's the thing that you want the most. You want to be attached to the person and you want to be intimate. However, you don't
Starting point is 00:35:01 like sex to be boring and you like to change it up yeah although you're not opposed to missionary no i would agree with all of that is your favorite spooning i actually wouldn't say like i wouldn't say so and then apparently i've read about dominant or submissive now apparently you're a giver i'm a gi giver. Yes, you are. Apparently Pisces, they like to please. So they make you feel on top of the world without going on top themselves. No, I didn't say that there. But it does that you do like to make them feel on top of the world
Starting point is 00:35:38 because apparently, apparently. I can't even say it. You are a master of seduction master of seduction no I don't know even what this means but apparently your seduction is mythical so expect what can I say
Starting point is 00:36:03 purpose so apparently you're mythical no I am mythical What can I say? Papus. No, because I... So apparently you're mythical. No, I am mythical. Yeah. I am. I'm manipulative. If these walls could talk.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Yeah, if these walls could talk. Be radio silent. She certainly wouldn't be getting sore legs from being on top, would she? Right, tell me. What if I... So sexually, you are deeply erotic. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:36:31 And so it says, when a cancer is feeling secure and able to express her true personality and emotions, they will have an incredible sex life. This is so true. Yeah. This is so true.
Starting point is 00:36:44 I feel like I'm in the room with you guys i'm like yeah yeah casey's like i've seen it we shared a wall she hasn't seen it but she's heard it yeah this is so true though like the sex i've had with people that i fancied or that i'm like fuck me i'm falling in love with you or i'm really there's a deeper level than just sexual attraction. It's magic. It says that if you feel betrayed, it's not easily forgotten. And you then can become rigid and unpredictable when hurt. Oh, that's so true. And can often use sex as a weapon.
Starting point is 00:37:16 So true. I've done that before. A weapon. One thing as well, which was a fun note that I saw as a thing. Go on. Was socially, it says you're happy to establish connections with new people but are sensitive to those not approved by an inner circle 100%
Starting point is 00:37:32 I'm always open to add new people to our group I think we've got a great group of really open beautiful people yeah that are really respectful but also have a great time yes love to bring new people in if you break that trust you're fucking out I'm not being funny not out and that doesn't just mean with me that means with anyone my best friend but also
Starting point is 00:37:51 someone else who is really close to me I'm like nah nah nah nah interesting interesting X! lover! how many have you got this week? I've got two. I've got one. You start.
Starting point is 00:38:07 So, one, I hate to include you in this. I really do. I really do. I've given you the ear. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible. I saw you.
Starting point is 00:38:20 I saw you do it, but I've also seen so many people do it, and it is. It bugs me out. I'm scared. When people cover their ears when ambulances go by. Like... When did I do this? You did this when we were walking to the cinema. Oh I did. An ambulance went by. No! It's literally gonna go in like two seconds. Unless you have hearing problems and in that case like apologies but
Starting point is 00:38:45 like seriously like come on like oh yeah that is the egg i'll agree that okay that was great yeah um so my egg i actually love so from teaching this workshop this week yeah doing the performance summer school oh my god is seeing teachers get angry i can't like i fucking can't i love it so much i love it so anyway i was introduced as miss kitty this little one pipes up and he's like are you a cat and i was like clearly fucking not you stupid bitch look with your fucking eyes but i wasn't offended i was like oh you know they're little ones they don't mean anything are you a cat and i was like no you know clearly not darling yeah no no no no no okay they kicked off the teacher was like kicked off
Starting point is 00:39:38 what yeah it's like that is rude that stand up he was like so that is rude. That's stand up. He was like, that is rude. He was like, do you know what? That's just, you've been yappering on all day. And he was just like, you've really upset me. And I was like, you're a grown man. I was like, you're a grown, 4-year-old man. I was like, the fact that you're getting upset, that I was asked if I was a fucking animal,
Starting point is 00:40:01 which I am in the shade. I was like, what? But it is saying, which I am in the shade. I was like, what? But it is saying, teachers get angry. So, so I, I love it.
Starting point is 00:40:10 I love it. There's something that I miss so much. If I could go back to school and see, oh, I love it. And then you look at your friends and you're trying so hard and they're like,
Starting point is 00:40:18 do you need to go outside? You're like, yeah, yeah. Right, let me ping pong you. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:24 People who take shelter when it's fucking raining if there's a downpour why are you huddling yourself under a fucking street sign to try and keep you like dry when the rain isn't going anywhere respectfully and to be fair the rain's not going to do anything to you it's not like you're getting shot at i was walking over the bridge that we need to walk over to get home. Yeah. All right. I'm walking. Starts pissing it down. I'm sat here like, well, nothing I can do about it now. There's nothing either side of this bridge. Katie chased you too far. I get soaked. I'm like, let's dance in the rain. Let's enjoy life, guys. The romantic in me. Dance in the rain. Just so in love with life. Love and life. Jo romantic in me. The romantic in me. Dots in the rain. Just so in love with life.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Love and life. Joie de vivre. Right let's get on to questions. Kate you're serious this week so you're going to start us off. I am. Interestingly, as we've spoken a lot about romance and love, mine is do you believe in love at first sight? Mine is, do you believe in love at first sight? I do. Do you? I do, yes. I did not, now this is so cringy, like it's really, really cringy, but I didn't believe it until Arch.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Now, it wasn't, I've got to be careful here, because it's not like I'm in love. It wasn't that. However, I knew he was going to be a part of my life but i didn't know why or how i say this to arch and it's really weird yeah the first time i met him i mean he met me before i met him which is a funny thing but i didn't see him and he saw me and i was with my parents and he said hi and i was you know talking to them then when i met him i didn't understand why yeah but i was like oh shit you're gonna so cringy and it's like you're fucking talking
Starting point is 00:42:14 bullshit but i was like you're gonna have a really big impact on my life and i didn't know why and i didn't know how interesting and that's why i like for the first time ever i was pretty intimidated by a boy i was like fuck like you're gonna have a huge energy I was like you're you're gonna have a huge impact on my life this is incredible yeah um and I said this to Arch for ages and yeah he's like really and I said no genuinely and the fact that he you know a few hours later was wearing an oakum jumper yeah the same school that i went to now archie didn't go there his parents did kind of the stars aligned that i genuinely believe arch and i was supposed to meet yes and i think i think whether it was drama school yeah whether it was somewhere else i think we would have still met i whether whether it was an oakum reunion
Starting point is 00:43:02 whether it was a club night out whether it was both living in london yeah i think we would have met um i agree i i do i do think i do believe in soulmates i definitely do yeah and i believe that people come together and are drawn to each other and that they'll come back to each other love at first sight love is the prominent word yeah i don't think so to be in love with someone is to feel seen and to feel heard yeah and to be able to be vulnerable with someone just by looking at someone i don't think that's the case yeah lust and love is a huge different spectrum but they feel very similar they do feel so similar so I can understand someone saying
Starting point is 00:43:47 it was love at first sight I'm like was it? I would completely agree and when you said that you felt like there was something that was drawing you towards each other and there's something like you're going to be in my life and I don't quite know why
Starting point is 00:44:03 it's so interesting because you're gonna be you're gonna be in my life and I don't quite know why it's so interesting because like I've just you're so perfectly matched oh thank you that it is quite magical it's things that I didn't even know I wanted as well yeah um like the way he is with my family the way he is with my friends yeah the way he knows what I want before I even do yes um yeah encourages me to do things that I don't feel I'm ready for yeah but he knows i am it's so funny it's that whole you talk to your parents and be like how do you know when he's the one how do you know when you found the one how do you you fucking know yeah you do you just know it's that again gut feeling yeah it's the gut feeling i mean it's so real and i think
Starting point is 00:44:40 so on soulmates like i feel so much about soulmates in the sense platonic soulmates yeah when i genuinely this is wank when i met you i was like you're me oh i was like you i would say i would say we're different in some ways yeah but i would say we're so similar in others oh so similar and it's and it's almost weird you know when you meet someone you're like fuck i feel like i've known you my entire life it feels weird to me that you didn't know me when i was like growing up and i didn't know you yeah and it's so strange yeah and i feel like it's the same way which i'm sure i'll experience with a guy where you're like fuck like you're on my wavelength and there's just a kind of like frequency that you're vibing at that you're
Starting point is 00:45:23 like oh wow there's a pull yeah but it's that you're vibing at that you're like, oh, wow, there's a pull. Yeah. But it's the complete same with friends. Yes. You absolutely have soulmates as friends. Yes. As well as partners. Yes. Okay, so I've got a question for you.
Starting point is 00:45:36 You're going to hate this. Okay. What, Katie Leach, if you had to, is your best pick-up line? And do you have to use it on me? And if I don't like it, you have to use another. I've got it. Oh, sure. Okay, wait.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Let me ready myself. Do you like raisins? How about a date then? I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. How about a date then? It's my favourite thing ever. You'm gonna wait! How about a date then? It's my favorite thing ever. You like raisins? How about a date then?
Starting point is 00:46:09 But what happens if I said no? Are you not gonna allow that? I'm on your fucking boss anyway. No, no, do you like raisins? No. Do you like raisins? No. Oh, actually it works both ways.
Starting point is 00:46:20 How about a date then? Do you like raisins? No. Oh, how about a date then? How about a date then? Do you like raisins? Yeah. Oh, how about a date then? Yeah, okay, it works both ways. Do you like raisins? No. Oh, how about a date then? Do you like raisins? Yeah. Oh, how about a date then? Yeah, okay, it works both ways. It works both ways. Yeah. I will have men on their knees with that line. I like that. I think that's very good. What's yours? Oh, God. You put me on the spot again. I can't believe you didn't have that. What
Starting point is 00:46:43 do you think? I'm not a massive one for chat up lines. You're relying too much on that power puss. I am. But you've got to lean back. If I had to go up to someone and give a line, oh shit, I don't know if I'd give a chat up line. I think I'd be like... How about if someone was like
Starting point is 00:47:05 what's your name and you're like Katie Leach and they were like why don't you leach on this what would you do when they start kissing you why don't you leach on this
Starting point is 00:47:15 and then kiss me no I probably would kiss them yeah but that would be fucking hilarious Katie this has been a great episode
Starting point is 00:47:23 this has been a brilliant episode shake my hand, my friend. Great host. Great host. Jolly good show. Jolly good show. Don't be ridiculous. Don't be ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Charles died 30 years ago. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Have a great Monday. We love you. We love you. It's the romantics in us. Yeah, it's the romantics.
Starting point is 00:47:42 We just love it. It's the manipulation. You will watch this. Yeah. Email us. DM us. DM us. It's no biggie if you don't but it's no biggie, like we won't dig that, like, it's not like KT Sensitive and I'm a finger or anything. Yeah, I won't get moody. Yeah. If you, uh, if you don't do it. Yeah, we will
Starting point is 00:47:55 say. Alright, guys, we love you so much. Have a great week and take the positivity into your week. Into your week. Think of KT on that MA so excited so excited bye guys love you

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