The Debrief - In Love With My Childhood Bestie...HELP! | The Debrief Podcast

Episode Date: August 12, 2024

Welcome back to The Debrief! In this weeks episode we are discussing all things related to "childhood sweethearts".Are they real? Do they last? We'll find out today! As always please DM us on instagram @the.debriefpodcast with any dilemmas or email us: [e-mail] an amazing week! Lots of Love,K+K xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

welcome to the debrief monday's here happy monday hello monday hello monday how you going oh if monday was a person what do you think mond Monday would look like? Oh, I think strong. Yeah. Strong. Maybe a little bit scary to some, inviting to others. Oh, intimidation. A striking face. A striking face.

Yes. Not natural beauty. No. But striking. Striking, yes. Nice. 100%. I could see Monday wearing dungarees.

Yeah. Yeah. I get that. Do you? Yeah. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, I could see. Do you? Yeah, I get that. Yeah, I could see. Or maybe because you said powerful, maybe a suit.

Suit power. Oh, power suit. Power suit. Love a little blazer. Right? Yeah. I love a power suit. Such a Monday item.

Yeah. See, when I get on the tube and I see all the working professionals going to work, I'm like, wow, look at you all on it. Off to work. In their work attire. They've all got their pinstripe. Yeah. Some people's work fits go hard.

Yeah. I love their work outfits. Some people look so good. Literally, they do. I was watching this TikTok of this girl who's in New York and she was like, different things I see on the tube in New York. And I was like, see, we don't get as weird things like that like there was such funky outfits and I wish people kind of dressed up to work like Selling Sunset do yes yes yes like that would hit on that did you see that

TikTok of things I see on the subway in New York and a and a rat jumped on that man I saw that and I died I thought I would oh my god I saw he's asleep that. I thought Kit would hate that. I would. Oh my God. I saw it. And he was asleep. She made me so scared for my life. I was like, oh my God. That is terrifying. I was like, now I'm never going to New York. It was like, and he was fucking huge, this rat. It was big. It was a big boy.

All over him, over his face, over his neck, over his back, over his legs. I was like, big boy. That's like awful. Not good. So, shall we? Tell me what your mantra for this week is. My mantra is, the universe is working with me. Nice.

That's lovely. Co-workers. Besties. Working together. Power duo. She's got your back. Me and the universe. Yeah.

Big time. Yeah. And I love it. Oh, of course you do. Arm in arm. Ready to take on the world. Proud as ever. Oh.

Humble. You're proud. humble now why do you need that this week I feel like I need to remind myself what's you know what's for me is for me yeah the universe is working with me not against me

so if there's anything that I'm like oh god I wish that went differently no no no it was meant to go that way it was yeah exactly it was meant to happen that way and it happened for a reason

yeah it's working with me working with me what was your mantra this week my mantra this week kind of on the similar vein but i am my own champion yeah yeah yep yep yeah yeah say less yeah honestly just boom i'm my own champion i do i think i'm someone who needs like i think i need quite reassurance i think like either from my coaches or like from my you know industry people like i think i need quite reassurance i think like either from my coaches or like from my you know industry people like i think i need sometimes a little bit of reassurance but sometimes like it's okay to just reassure yourself exactly you're bloody brilliant yes

thanks thanks carl do you know what i mean yeah because actually nothing makes you feel better than feeling good in yourself yes 100 so then if you can get that from yourself, then... Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Bob's your uncle. Fanny's your aunt. Exactly. Yes, Fanny's your aunt. Imagine if someone actually had an uncle and an aunt

called Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. But wait, what is it? Bob and... Bob and Fanny. I'd love that. Bob is actually an uncle

and Fanny is actually my aunt. Fanny is a name that's dying out, isn't it? What's it short for, Fanny? Is it like, it's not like Fatima or something, is it? Like Fanny Francis, maybe? Yeah, maybe. Awful name. Awful.

But I remember it's in all the Dickens books. There's always a Fanny. Yeah. Or like Teats, I remember poetry. There's a poem, Ode to Fanny. I remember that from sixth grade. Oh, little Fanny. Oh, Fets, I remember poetry. There's a poem, Ode to Fanny. I remember that from sixth form. Oh, little Fanny. Oh, Fanny, I love thee.

And I think... Did everyone laugh in sixth form? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing bad. I'd laugh now. I'm like, Ode to Fanny. I'm like, that's hilarious.

Ode to Fanny. How could you not? I'm like, oh, if only you knew, Keats, your words aren't timeless. Yay. They're not. Oh, not so timeless. Yes. Love it.

Okay, so what's the song for this week? My song this week is... My kink is karma. My kink is karma. One word, I love that. Chapel Roan. My kink is karma. That's it.

That's it. Love me. Chapel Roan. Love this woman wholeheartedly. Yeah, right. I'm obsessed with Chapel Roan. What's the song that I really like? You know it, girl.

H-O-T-T-O-D-O You can take me on Brilliant. Banger. Banger. What's your song this week? My song is i have to praise you like a banger banger fat boy slim praise you praise you can you do this praise you praise you i wish i had that in slow motion.

That was fantastic. Oh my God. I'll try it. That guy just gave us the evils, did you say? Not Monday vibing, guys. Not Monday vibes. Happy faces. Yes.

Actually, they must be so annoyed doing their work in there and we're like, it's not day. Okay, so our recommendations this week. Katie, you're going to tell me what it is. My recommendation this week is Peter Kay. Lovely. I went to go and see

the man, the myth, the legend Peter Kay at the O2. I have a long-standing history with tickets to Peter Kay shows and this is the first time I've been able to go In the vicinity In the vicinity, nearby Peter himself

I love that man I love him so much Was he good? He was great Really? Did he have the presence? Did he have the chuckles? He does And do you know what?

I feel like it must be hard for a stand-up show It was two hours long Did he have no break no break no he had little breaks oh okay he did like quarters he did four quarters okay but like it's like doing an hour's monologue yeah imagine and did he have any notes or anything was he just oh wow a lot of it he was doing stuff off the cuff and stuff like that and i thought god you're good aren't you i feel with stand-up you either have it or you don't. I feel like you can't really learn stand up.

You either can get up there and kind of bullshit your way through or you can't. No truly because I also feel like there's a difference between people being like oh you're funny and oh you should do stand up. Not all funny people can do stand up. No. Not at all

because I don't think I could. And I think I'm quite funny. Oh, you think you're the funniest around? Oh, I think I'm a... A who? A chucklemeister. Putting me on a stand-up? No, I'd fuck up.

I just can't believe two hours. Like, we're thinking, or acting in musical theatre times, I'm like, two hours show, fine. Got my lines, I've got my songs, all of that. But it's just for me, I'm like, I've got my script. Yeah. Got my character development I've got my songs, all of that. But it's just for me, I'm like, I've got my script. Yeah.

Got my character development. Two hours of me. Waffling. I'd say the same joke. I'd be like, ha ha ha. I'd know one joke's come well and I'd refer to it.

I'd keep going back to it. Oh, absolutely. Do you remember that? Five minutes ago. It was funny, wasn't it? Funny. We all, we all. Was everyone enjoying it?

Everyone was pissing themselves. I think we were the youngest people there by far. Really? Yeah, yeah. What was the average age? I would say like maybe like 50 plus. Oh, really? Yeah, but I loved every second.

How big was the crowd? Was it full? Filled out the O2. Wow. Like fully sold out. Oh my God. Which was crazy. And they had seats on the floor as well.

So I was like fully like... Wow. Well done, Peter. You've done a good job. And he's just doing one night. Obviously doing more. god which was crazy and they had seats on the floor as well so i was like fully like wow well done well then you've just doing one night obviously doing more he's doing like a residency at the o2 so he's doing every or like one weekend a month until december bloody hell one weekend every month yeah and i feel like it's either every weekend or one weekend every month and that's sold out wow good on him good on you peter so yes i would recommend it go watch phoenix nights go watch car share he's a funny funny man fantastic right shall we yes let's debrief okay listeners for this week we are going to be talking about

childhood sweethearts right we're going gonna be talking about our experiences celebrity experiences and everything in between okay so yeah before we go properly into it can you tell me katie one have you had a childhood sweetheart and two would you like to have a childhood sweetheart in the sense of like if you had a boyfriend now would you like to have him now and until eternity do you know what i mean yeah i feel like i feel like i haven't i had like a school boy like school boyfriend but i don't know if that's a childhood sweetheart if we're talking younger than no okay i just did a lot of crushing crushing on people i love that the pisces in me i was like hubby just crushing the hubby thing just a little hubby but he keeps saying it about people and the people are like really

she's like no i know because i do get too comfortable i'm like oh my hubby and they're like i've just met you and i'm like no that was i didn't mean like that I was like that was simply the nod like nodding yeah like oh shit but I don't think

I have had one and to be honest I don't think I would want one okay interesting I think I actually think um

about a couple in my school oh tell me who got together when they were in year six primary school last year primary school they got together boyfriend and girlfriend they're still together now wow and i'm like that's crazy and i don't know whether

that's just my insecurity about the fact i'm not in a solid relationship like this but the fact honestly love the honesty i could not be with someone who I was with since 10 years old. I couldn't. Because I've changed far. I've changed far too much. Unless we both do the changing and navigate it together. That's very hard to do when you're both experiencing life at such tumultuous ages.

As teenage years, your 20s, stuff like that. And you want to stick by each other yeah because part of me sees it as an element of comfortability that you're clinging on to yes well i think a lot of people this isn't necessarily i'm not pinpointing everyone who's been in love with their childhood sweetheart but i think a lot of people there is that safety net of knowing well i know that we've worked so why not continue and also well if we break up will there be anyone else that wants yeah yeah which isn't a reason to stay with someone but some people do yeah 100 absolutely I was even thinking of I know a few couples from school

that are still together like Archie has got a friend who they got together at school and now they're engaged yeah and i'm like okay fair like tested time and i even met a girl yesterday who i went to school with who it was a delight to see her say oh my god and she's been with her boyfriend since school and i asked her like oh my god are you still with him and she was like yeah i am and that must have been six seven years now so i'm like okay i think in my experience of childhood sweetheart, I'm like, I've never had someone from like, you know. Day dot. Day dot, like 10, 11.

But then if we're thinking, it depends what you define like age of a childhood sweetheart, because I guess 18 is still our childhood. And I met Archie when I was 18. And I've been with him since I was 18. So I'm like, well then, is that my childhood sweetheart? I don't know. Yeah, I always do childhood sweethearts as like even if you don't get yeah yeah they've always been around since you were younger like family friends yeah yeah completely that kind of vibe yeah I get what you mean it's like been in my life know me since I

had me nap naps on yeah she naparoos yeah exactly but I don't know I think I had my nap naps on. Yes, your naparoos. My naparoos, yeah, exactly. But I don't know, I think I think with Arch we've been together three and a half years and we have been together for years that are so formative. Yes, I would say through 18, 19, 20, 21, you know, now

22. Yeah. Like those years are really interesting and so i don't know it depends what childhood sweetheart is you know we think of you know being like a little toddler or growing up together next door neighbors being like the girl next door but i don't know maybe if someone could find the definition yeah what do would be... What do you guys class it as? Yeah, what do you class it as? Because maybe I found mine. Yes. You know what I'm saying?

Yes. So we had a look into celebrity childhood sweethearts. Yes. So disasters and successes. Lovely. Just to see, it's not completely unheard of that it does work out. But I'm on the side of the coin

that'll tell you the ones that didn't. And I'm on the side of the coin that'll tell you the ones that didn't and i'm on the side of the coin that tells you the ones who did so the first one britney and justin oh what a match hey brit brit now i'm sorry i'm gonna have to take it when when i read the britney book last christmas oh i need to read that life-changing every night i read it in the sauna. Oh, lovely. I shouldn't say these things. It's not relatable. But the Britney book is so good. And how she talks about Justin, so interesting. It's so interesting. They had a rocky relationship. Very on and off, wasn't it? But they were both very young. It was Disney, wasn't it? Yeah. When they were Disney kids. Yeah. Fast

childhood sweethearts. Yeah. On a similar similar vibe to i've literally got two more disney pairings oh no way go on selena and justin i know it's so bad of me but i just wish they worked out i wish they worked it out i look at like childhood photos of the two of them and he's like the way he looks at her. He loves her. Yeah. That man was infatuated with Selena. Loves her. And she loved him. You can tell. And like, she'd come out of a concert and then they'd see each other and they'd be like,

they were so sweet. I was obsessed with them. I wonder, I really wonder. They're in the same industry. Yeah. They're both musicians. Yeah. They know the same industry. They're both musicians. Yeah. They know the same people. And also, are they both Disney stars?

Justin to Disney? Justin didn't, but he was with that crowd. Okay. Yeah. I then think, like, did you guys, when you guys see each other, because you must. Sure, you must. You must bump into each other.

Are you like, I'm staying clear from you because you now have a wife and are about to have a child. And I'm not going to be disrespectful. Or are you now like... Hey, bestie. Hey, bestie. Because if I were her, I'd stay clear. Yeah, fair.

I probably would. But I feel like, because they've got such a rich history. But the worst thing is as well, they've got a fan base of people rooting for their relationship. Oh my God, don't they? Everyone's like, get back together. I think the funniest thing is, it'sin's wife now hayley bieber you know hayley no yeah hayley bieber now when she was like younger tweeted about them like get justin and selena back together guys if you actually find the tweets they're hilarious she's like and she is obsessed with

selena she's like if i can ever be one day like Selena, my life will be complete. And I'm like, ah! Truly. You got a man. I don't know where you kind of did. You got her man. Yeah, right. And then the other, this was a sore spot for me.

Yeah, tell me. Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato. Oh, was that yours? Was that like? Yeah. More so than Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron. There's another childhood sweethearts joe jonas and demi lovato break my heart in two why don't you when they broke up

they were together for a while as well and when they were together like camera i was like oh my god camp and they already broke my heart when they broke up for a second camp rock too so you best believe i was distraught when I found out they broke up in real life. There are just so many couples that you're like, I wish you were still together, hey? Honestly, truly. I really wish. That must be quite hard as a celebrity. Because people have like fan pages.

It's like Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder. I'm like, I wish you guys were together because my Vampire Diaries fantasy, I'm like, please protect Alayna. Protect Alayna. Stop loving me. I can't.

Privacy on the Vampire Diaries. Obsessed. Oh my God, I need to watch that again. I love that show. Honestly, it's so good. So I'm going to tell you the positive one.

Okay, so I'm going to tell you a few celebs that are still with their childhood sweethearts. These celebs would make it in the industry. Three huge names. Okay. But they're with their childhood sweetheart. First one, Snoop Dogg.

Snoop Dogg is with his childhood sweetheart. That's lovely. Isn't it? That's really lovely. Isn't it? And it's so nice to think you know how some celebrities like the ones you've mentioned yeah then go with other celebrities yeah and maybe it's through circumstance because they're in this weird thing that they're like eight and they're really famous

yeah like well we should stick together but some celebrities then go with celebrities rather than just i don't want to say normal people, just the public. Yeah. But the fact that some do. Also Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran. I love that man. Yeah.

Yeah, he's lovely. I think he's, I feel like he's one of those celebs that's genuine. I've never met him, but I'm like, you give genuine vibes. Seems like a really chill guy.

And it makes me think, do you write your songs about your wife? So cute. And your legs don't look like they used to before. Oh, beautiful. Oh my God. And imagine your husband being like, on the guitar at his door, like writing these tunes.

You'd be like, can I hear the new album? About, I want someone to write a song about me. I'd love that. Someone serenaded me with a guitar. See, now if someone serenaded me with a guitar, I'd be like, see now, if someone serenaded me with a guitar, I'd be scared. Would you?

I always wanted my life to be like Glee until I realised the actual reality of like, someone coming in on a guitar being like, isn't she lovely?

I'd be like, ooh. Isn't she wonderful? Right, let me give you a story. Okay, it's your birthday your birthday yeah and i've hired a mariachi band and then i've got them wait it's a mariachi band there no no no and they're all those men with the hat oh the barbershop courts yeah yeah i hired you a barbershop and they come in and they're like katie we love you because you're cute and like like... Oh, no, that would be sweet.

Oh, okay, okay. That would be sweet. You're like, right, noted. Noted. Okay, last one is Jon Bon Jovi. Did you read this chat? Did you know that? I did, Ernie.

Well, you learn something new every day, Katie. Well, now I know. Yeah, exactly. Now you bloody know. Now I know. Debrief dilemmas. Okay, so for this week girls we've got some dilemmas for you that do with childhood sweethearts of course so the first one i've got this is really sweet hey girls i've got a little dilemma here so i'd love to debrief if that's alright. So, I have been dating my boyfriend for six and a half years. I'm 21.

Oh. Okay. 15? 14. 15! Bang on the money! 15! And we met at school when I was 15.

I could have just kept reading. He was my first crush and my first everything if you get mine oh lovely beat card if we chop you pop your chair up you're teary i truly am in love with him and can see myself being with him for the rest of my life but i can't help but watch tv shows or speak to people and they keep saying god we are so young and have i got other things to experience should i be exploring other people or is following how i feel now not the right thing to do i'm just not sure what to do girls and i'm really torn please help

oh darling oh that's really hard isn't it because it's always is the grass greener on the other side i feel like if you're content and you're happy i feel like you're okay because in all honesty in literally two years people are going to be like god i wish what you had yeah i feel like right now i think a lot of people if you're happy and you know the only thing is is like do you know if you're questioning it that's maybe it's not right then yeah oh it's a really hard one because you're young you're 21 and six years is a long time yeah and I think if you are I think what you need to ask yourself or what you need to do is a pro and con list

and would your life be unbearable without him and do you get more things with your life without him or with him and if you get more things with him then he's right to stay if it's without

and you start naming, well, I get to experience this, and I get to do this, and I get to go out with the girls, and I get to know what it's like to have a one night stand, or whatever. Yeah.

Then I think maybe go with that. Yeah. And I think, I don't know if you have a close relationship with your parents, or if you have a bestie that you can talk to. Yeah. And just air these feelings, and do it to a platform that you know,

they're not going to go far, it's not going to be like relay back to a boyfriend just I've just got a few concerns what do you think and sometimes your mum can reassure you as well

going oh darling you know it's understandable to feel like that but you're great to get or yeah exactly

the fact you want to you do want to explore that's okay and who knows you might want to explore and then you get back together yeah exactly 100%

I've got hi girls please help And who knows, you might want to explore and then you get back together. Yeah, exactly. 100%. I've got... Hi girls, please help. I've had the same crush on a guy since I was seven years old. Let's call him Andy. Andy Pandy. Andy Pandy. We've grown up together but have always seen each other as friends.

When we were 17, I was honest about my feelings to him and he politely told me that we would be better off as just friends i'd be humiliated i'd be fucking fun and imagine pining over someone for you think you're getting it back for like 10 plus years and he's like no thank you we're just besties no thank you you're just my girl bestie shut the fuck up i see you as a friend that's always always hard. You're one of the boys. Oh. Right then.

No, no, no. Right then. Okay. No, no, no. This broke my heart and honestly, girls, he's everything I want in a guy and it was killing me

that he didn't see me in the same way. Get that. Oh. Fast forward to now, I've just started uni and seeing guys, having a bit of a hot girl summer.

Lovely. And Andy's come to stay with me for a bit. Nice. We went on a night out and had a huge argument after I got with a guy in a club. Oh. And he was saying really cruel things about me, calling me easy and my behaviour unattractive. How dare he? Right?

Who is this arsehole? Honestly, fucking Andy Pandy. Andy Pandy putting him high? What are you doing? Kiss the girls and make them cry? Literally. When the boys came out to play, Andy Pandy ran Andy Pandy putting him high? What are you doing? Kiss the girls and make them cry? Literally. When the boys came out to play, Andy Pandy ran away. Literally.

I said, why are you so bothered? And he said, because I regret never telling you how I felt. I think I love you. Andy. Oh, do you know what? Andy Pandy, why are you doing this on a night out andy when i'm absolutely pissed on yeah and baby guinness says i was baffled i truly didn't see this coming at all now i'm super confused and honestly not sure if i want to try something with him now that we're

both at different unis and i feel like i've gotten over the crush please help this is interesting because that's kind of everything with a crush okay because you've kind of been removed from Like, I've gotten over the crush. Please help. This is interesting. Because that's kind of everything. Got over the crush. Okay. Because you've kind of been removed from where you grew up. Like, he's always around. Andy.

Oh, you want to go to the cop? Andy's there. Come on, Andy. Oh, you're going to the fish and chip shop? Andy works there. It's like, what's that? Dawson's Creek. Living next door.

Best day. Andy's everywhere. Yeah. This is hard. Because when she said, I've kind of got over him, then I'm like, well, don't just do it

for the sake of it. But then I'm like, but why not? If you've always been in each other's life. Yeah, because it could work out. Maybe you've gotten over it

because you had to, but now you don't have to get over it. Yeah. Because he's like, I want to slice. But what I don't like is him calling you easy

and unattractive because I'm like, do you want to get into a relationship with someone that calls you that? Yeah, exactly. That's when I'm a bit like, hmm. Because if a friend says that to you, it's still shit. But you can be like, yeah, but I don't have to shag you later.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you want someone, okay, everyone makes mistakes. So let's give Andy Panney a chance. But he had his first chance and he said he didn't want to get with you, so now it's his second chance. And he's... And he's called you easy and unattractive. Yeah.

What's that about? Oh, I don't know what to advise. I think have a conversation sober. Yes. Good idea. Have a sit-down conversation sober and then see what leads because men like that sometimes get embarrassed i didn't mean it when they did that oh i didn't mean that shut the fuck up and yeah i think you're so right there because he said all this when he's drunk

yeah so then you don't want to be like let's give it a go and he's like what go exactly imagine if he doesn't even say remembers i think you need to exactly yeah because you're besties and because and with besties you do have conversations that are pretty private and personal so i think you can just sit down and be like let's talk about this on the weekend yeah yeah and then if he just says yeah sorry about that and you're like the insults or the feelings? Yeah, yeah. Talk about it. And also then don't feel like you need to make a rush decision.

Take time, reflect, think, okay, do I have feelings? Then come back to him. Yes, 100%. But he only left you waiting, so you can leave him waiting for a little bit. Yeah, you can make him sweat a little bit. Come on now. Yeah. Are we ready?

I'm ready. Ix. Okay, Ix of this week. I've got two. I've got one. Okay. Let me ping pong you. Okay.

When people assume you weren't lost because you've known each other for years. Oh. That's very real. this actually happened to me and it really pissed me off so one of my mum's friends was like asking my mum i don't really know her that well but she asked my mum about it was like a friend mum's kind of made since i've

been away from home so it's not like a childhood friend i don't really know her that well i might have met her twice she was like asking about archie. And she was like, oh, what's Kitty's boyfriend like? Blah, blah, blah, blah. And I think mum said something like, oh, they met when they were 18 or 19 or whatever. And she was like, oh, well, that won't last. And I got told this and I thought, who is this woman? First of all, you've never met me. She had another time.

Second of all, you've never met my wonderful boyfriend. Yeah. I was just like how dare you yeah yeah weird vibes don't even put your finger in the pie yeah

take your finger out of the pie it's my pie yeah thank you you've never even seen this pie you don't even know how this pie works you don't know what you're talking about

yeah and the vibe with the pie okay yeah yeah okay silly

mine is actually which we touched on briefly is when you're viewed as one of the boys when you're pining after when you're pining after a boy it's at katie you're just one of the boys why me as more i have breasts see me as more I mean really oh that's Katie she's just one of the boys shut the fuck up

and I know they don't mean it like this but it makes me feel ugly even if people like now let's not even say I'm attracted to them it doesn't matter Katie's just one of us I'm actually not though

so if you could actually handle me a bit more delicately i'd really really appreciate that i'm actually not there again i'm actually not though so if you could like because sometimes i go out with our group of boys and i'm like okay she's just one of them and it also makes me think i've dressed up nice i've just beautiful. I look absolutely stunning. I look beautiful right now. And you're like, she's just one of the boys. And I'm like, but I'm not. But I'm not one of the boys.

Just look at me. So I don't want to hear about all your boy chat because it's boring. I hate boy chat. It's boring. I hate boy chat. And also I'd like you to respect me and treat me like a lady. Is that too much to ask for? I don't fucking think so. I don't think so. i don't fucking think so i don't think so i don't think so i don't think so no they need to hand dare thou no truly okay this is gonna completely counteract what i've just said but we love it

yeah so my second nick is when people think time is more valuable than energy being like yeah but we've been together nine years. And I'm like, yeah, but you argue every single night out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that really annoys me, being like, how long... This used to annoy me when Arch and I first started dating. People were like, how long have you guys been together? And we'd be like, two months. And they'd be like, oh, yeah, we've been together six years.

Well, what do you fucking do for you? Let me roll the red carpet out for you. Yeah well what do you fucking do for you let me roll the red carpet out yeah what do you fucking do for you but it doesn't mean that my relationship's shit yeah each other five and nine months ago yeah fucking stupid right should we go into questions On that note. Questions. Okay, so I'm serious and I'm silly. Okay, so my serious question this week. Oh my God, I feel like an eyelash keeps... Oh, I hate that. Like it's going backwards.

I'm like, ah, it keeps feeling it. Okay, so my serious question for this week is, would you want to end up with your childhood sweetheart? Okay. So let's say you meet someone now. So we don't have to, it doesn't have to be like Disney Channel, doesn't have to be like

9 to 11, but you meet someone now at the age of 23, the young age of 23, you've got your whole life ahead of you. Yeah. You meet someone and that's it. And like they like me back? Oh, you've got a fantastic relationship, but that's just now. Oh, I'd take that.

Yeah, I'd take that. Gagging to get off the market, boys. Can't wait. Take me off. Genuinely, like, if someone came into your life now, would you make you feel special and was a great boyfriend, you wouldn't be like, oh, came into your life now, would you, made you feel special and was a great boyfriend,

you wouldn't be like, oh, I kind of want to be single a bit longer. No. Oh! I feel like I've been single long enough. Oh, Katie, you're so funny. I feel like I have. I feel like, you know, yeah.

I feel like I've had my formative years single. So you've got nothing, no qualms with... I've got no qualms with someone wanting to snap a gem up. You know what I mean? Like, I've nothing no qualms with hey i've got no qualms with someone wanted to snap a gem up you know what i mean like i've got i've got no qualms with that i would happily do that that is so funny that is so bloody funny cuff me son yeah yeah take me off so if you want me come get me that's fine that's absolutely fine exactly okay that's really um so my silly question to you is you have to build a boyfriend yes with all of the elements of your childhood crushes what characteristics would you want? Okay. Zac Efron's talent. Yeah.

Real. Real. Oh my God, I just watched his film with Nicole Kidman. Is it good? It's like solid gold shit. Oh my God,

I need to watch it. It was so bad, it was great. And also, what's this horror film you're telling me about? Long Legs. We need to go see this shit.

No, because I keep seeing, and Molly May went to go see it and was like, it has 100% Rotten Tomatoes rating and it was a 10 out of 10 from me like it's the scariest thing I've ever seen

we're in gotta go we're in did I tell you that the weekend just gone I watched Invisible Man with Arch with Elizabeth Moss

he's I because we had a date and it was really nice we made pizzas we went in the hot tub we had a lovely time I was like right upon my request

I was like I'd love to choose the film he's like okay and I know Archie hates horror was like, I'd love to choose the film. He was like, okay. And I know Archie hates horror, but I thought he'd be all right with a visible man. He screamed for two hours. He was Katie.

He was so scared. He was like, ah! And I was like, whoa. I was like, only Katie and I can do this. I was like, that's all right. I know, right? Calm down. It didn't give me much faith if there was a burglar. I was like, I'm going to have to deal with this shit.

It's going to have to be me. It's going to have to be me. It's going to have to be me. Okay, so... Zac Efron's talent. Zac Efron's talent. Yeah. Ian Somerhalder's sexiness.

Yeah. And his want of me. His lust. His lust, okay? For sure. His lust and his inability to think of anything else but me yeah i get that thanks who else did i like who else did i like oh chuck bass's confidence oh yeah yeah with with blair he was like we'll end up together Blair Waldorf we'll be together

I'm like oh so bold I love it what else did I like Peter Pan's magic I mean yeah if you could make me fly delightful right I love that I think that's quite good that's great

what would you mould together I would definitely want Zac Efron like yeah i'm just trying to pinpoint what i would want because it's he's just he's amazing i would want i can't believe he didn't sing for the first two films though was it first two or first one they blended him with someone else really yeah because wasn't his voice breaking wasn't that the issue something or that he was just a terrible singer but just look pretty really like you've got to have the role i would want definitely ian somerhalder's sexiness i'm gonna jump right on that with you

yeah i would want finn hudson's locks oh from glee lovely and i would want Finn Hudson's locks. Oh, from Glee. Glee, lovely. And I would want Will Schuster's singing ability. What? I was obsessed with Glee. Will Schuster's singing ability? He's a great singer. Love Schuster, to be fair. Oh, best character on there.

She is the best character. Truly. I love her so much. And then Zac Efron's general stature. Oh, best character on that. She is the best character. Truly. I love her so much. And then Zac Efron's general stature. Oh, he's incredible. Yeah.

How about Joe Jonas? You liked him? Oh, Joe Jonas. His curly hair. Joe Jonas' hair. His hair. His hair.

You're on my wavelength. His hair was fucking in it. You're on my wavelength. Oh my God, Ian Somerhalder's eyes. Pissing. Put it all together.

Archie. I found my dream man. It's all together. There he is. Oh, I would want a Hugh Grant element in there somewhere. Archie's got the Hugh Grant element. Yeah, he does. I like the Hugh Grant.

Do you know what I would want in there? And I didn't watch it when I was younger, but a bit of Bridgerton romance. Yeah. I'm a sucker for romance. Something ye olde. Yeah. Yeah, I get that. The way they speak to the women, like, oh my God, thou forshan't not be with you.

And my heart just burns without your creation of life. What? Tell me that again. I will cry. No, because if someone told me that, I'd be like, oh, because if someone told me that, I'd be like... That's all you grunge. I'd be like... Depends on the person.

Isn't she lovely? I'm like, put it down. Yeah, don't do that again. Put the guitar away. Please. Right, guys, we've come to the end of the episode. We're at the end. I hope you all have a fantastic week.

Yes. A lovely Monday. And remember, we're thriving in August, okay? We're thriving. So take in that sun. Enjoy it. Take in the day. Enjoy it.

I love you all. Love you. Bye.