The Debrief - Is Embarrassment A Choice? | The Debrief Podcast

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

Welcome back to The Debrief!This week we are discussing embarrassment within relationships and you guys did not disappoint! We speak about our own experiences as well as reading some of your hilarious stories and dilemmas! As always please email us any dilemmas to [e-mail] or DM @the.debriefpodcast Have an amazing week! Lots of love,K+K xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i feel like i thought you were very articulate and i just went high vibes high fucking vibes happy monday happy monday i'm in the studio fist is pumping do you know what that means opportunity yeah yeah yeah yeah okay how are you feeling today i'm feeling ready oh yeah yeah monday monday is a gift and do you know what recently it is a gift most of my schedules recently i I've had Mondays off. Now I'm back in on Mondays. I've started developing Sunday scaries. And so I looked it dead in the eye and went, not today.

You don't scare me. I'm the gingerbread mom. Oh, Monday. Okay. Monday, you think you scare me? That's fucking hilarious. You're weak. You're weak.

And I'll come at you and you'll be fucking scared yeah you will you'll be scared yeah you will yeah can i actually tell you that of an egg that i saw this week that is so random but i've just thought of it so you know how i'm obsessed with dance moms at the moment and i've been on all four you should yes channel four or all four all four all four and there's this bit in Series 4, like the end of Series 4, or maybe the start of Series 5, I can't remember,

where they do a dance-off with the candy apples. Oh my God. I died. Now, they're all like... And I was like... I'm sure they ate them up. To be fair, do you know what? If I could freestyle like that as a dancer,

oh, I would never let it go. No, I wouldn't. I'd walk. I would walk on the tube and i'd be like anyone want to have a dance off because i'd be so good because you're scared aren't you but anyone anyone anyone a a i've gone with the underground like you want to dance off if you think if you think of the cast of dance moms who do you think you're like most like do you know what I've got up to the bit in Dance Moms where Paige Sue is Abby and I'm like hilarious whoa I'm like whoa but before this I thought I was kind of a Paige okay I love Paige I think she's great I thought she was a great dancer also I love that she kind of giggles you know she's like you got it wrong and she's like lol yeah i like yeah i love chloe i love chloe from dance i love her i'm obsessed with her i also love kenzie i think she's the cutest little thing kenzie she's so cute i love nia

nia nia nia's so sweet i love her and nia never gives up. No, she doesn't. Nia's a fighter. Yeah. And can I say, some of the solos that Nia's done, whoa. So good. They're all sensational. Love her. Yeah. Yeah.

Incredible. Okay, should we actually get on to the podcast? Yeah, let's actually, yes. Because at the moment, we're just doing our coffee talk. Yeah. And we're like, oh, shit. Okay. So, mantra for this week. My mantra is, I believe in myself.

Yeah. I'm going to say it again. Say it again. I believe in myself. One more time. I believe in myself. And this week, I actually keep saying this to myself.

And very, very early on, episode one, episode two, when Katie explained, Katie and I explained the mantras, what they meant for us and how they influence our days.

This has really helped yeah this is actually what i have been doing when i'm just feeling like oh gosh i feel so uncertain i'm like but i believe in myself and that's what you need when you have belief especially in this creative industry if you don't believe in yourself bloody hell no one else will you're the product no one else is gonna believe in it yeah so you have to be like god i'm good god i'm fucking brilliant i'm good yeah manifestation yeah it is it really is yeah what was it shane mitchell pretty little eyes big fan of her she went on a podcast and talked about like how she just went to her like survival job when she was an actress and she was auditioning as if she was a famous actor on like undercover boss like you know when she would be like oh i'm just turning up to work today but like obviously

like i'm a professional actor like i'm just doing this for fun like this is and then i flipped her perspective on it and it really and she was like i feel like it changed my life i love that that's so cool i know what a great perspective yeah and what's your mantra this week my mantra is each day is a new opportunity to succeed oh nice and again I feel like I sometimes let the the previous day trail into the next and I feel like as much as you can't control like if you go to bed in a bad mood and wake up in a bad mood that's fine yeah it is sometimes that just happens sometimes that's just the vibe yeah that's just life sometimes but sometimes if I've had a bad day at uni and I'm not happy I walk in not with like okay it's a clean slate let's try something different today let's have a good time

let's enjoy ourselves yeah I just think oh my god was wonderful. I hope it's not as bad as yesterday. And it ends up being like as worse. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So I'm like, each day is a new opportunity to succeed. And I tell myself that as I'm walking. I love that. Yesterday is not the same as today.

No, it's not. It can be different. And that's, and it needs to be set right. Yes. And you can only handle one day at a time. Exactly. Okay. So my song of this week is

let's stay together oh by l green al green or ai green one of them yeah you know al al green that's so on do you know let's stay together i feel like i haven't but i feel like i know al green let me get him up for you all right let's stay together together. It's a good tune though. It's brilliant. Is that how it goes? You do yours and then I'll play it afterwards because my connection's going in and out. Let's stay together. Let's stay together.

Yeah. Here we go. Oh. This is such a main character song to be walking to. It's great, isn't it? I love that. It's brilliant. It's a Putney Bridge song. That is a fucking Putney Bridge song.

That's a Putney Bridge song, yeah. Okay, so tell me your song of the week. My song is... That's a Ponybridge song. Okay, so tell me your song of the week. My song is... Bitches know they can't catch me. Vroom, vroom. It must something, something bad to team.

Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom. That would be Vroom, vroom. That would be Vroom, vroom by Charli XCX. Ooh! I don't know this one. I'm Beep Beep, so let's ride. Let's ride.

Let's get this up. Vroom, vroom. Let's ride. How are we spelling the Vroom, vroom. Let's ride. How are we spelling the vroom, vroom? Vroom, V-R-O-O-M. Oh, O-O-M. Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom.

Oh, nice, nice. This is a club song. This is also a gym song. And left. One, two, three, and squat. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Set five. Set six. Yeah. Set seven. And eight. And down. Yeah.

Lovely. Well done, rebelers. Yeah. It's very that. It's very that. It's very that. It's one rebel. I love it. I love it.

Okay, so recommendation this week. Recommendation. Recommendation. For this week is Sulkum in Devon. So for my birthday.

Sexy Sulkum. My birthday. Birthday. I went to Sulkum with my friends. Yeah. We hired a house in sulcombe we had a fabby dabby time wholesome way to celebrate my 22nd the rebirth of me yeah and i'm just saying

it's a little place in the world and it's one of those hidden gems maybe not so hidden but it's one of those little gems that you're like you go to and you think why have i never been here before yes the park is beautiful the landscape is beautiful the walks the pubs yeah the little beach trips it's a really nice place to go and when you don't want to spend too much money with abroad trips and stuff yeah yeah getting a big group together anyway is cheaper so doing that hiring a house with your friends or family it's always lovely yes gorgeous let's debrief perfect so this week we are dissecting relationship embarrassment oh yeah

oh i'm obsessed oh yeah so i'm sure we're not alone no i'm sure we've all experienced embarrassment within a relationship. But can you remember the first time you felt embarrassed in front of a boy? Maybe not necessarily in a relationship, but someone you were actively seeing and you feel like you've embarrassed yourself in front of. Oh, OK. Well, firstly, the first thing that comes to mind, which is not to do it myself but i've got to say this my sister's gonna kill me when my my sister was like a frequent dater yeah whereas i only really like got with guys rather than like get into relationship with them and she was dating

this guy and her and i had a running joke now i'm just gonna say okay all of us have little hairs on our toes okay no no we all do no we all do no it's so real it's so real your spots by the bloody nail tech yeah yeah you know anyway this guy comes over for the first time and i am like joking to my sister about her toe hair and i have never in the whole of my life seen her face she was a livid with and she was so embarrassed in front of this guy and i tell you not i shit you not if she it's such a sister thing if she did that to me death death in paradise death death execution oh no i would have never come back for that been sent to the tower of london oh yeah yeah but let me think of my own embarrassment let me try think when i've been like he

oh my gosh i know oh my god tell me okay so i wasn't seeing this guy but i remember yeah i really fancied him yeah so i was in primary school okay and we were doing goldilocks and three bears for our play and i was baby bear okay oh my god of course you're a baby bear yeah obsessed yeah now baby bear had like this huge tune and this was the first banger this was the first time ever i had to sing the baby bear song in front of the whole year okay no i fancied this boy like there was no tomorrow. And I'm not going to say his name

because he might follow this. Yeah, he's keeping tabs. He saw the baby bear. The one that got away. He's been watching you. But then I remember Mrs. Blackman loved her. She was the best teacher ever. She was like, girl, this is your time to sing.

So I was like, okay. So I'm like singing my baby bear like ballad. Yeah. And he's right the front fuck that's scary it's like a movie i am so embarrassed it's like because i'm thinking i can be baby bear on the west end but baby bear to him baby bet him i don't want to be there i want to be a woman i want to be mama bear i want to be mama bear okay yeah i'll be his baby bear but i'm not a baby no see me as a woman i'm a woman see me

please and i remember being so embarrassed oh my god i was like my cheeks are flushing yeah yeah yeah how about you when was your embarrassed moment i think i bet you've got some crackers you've got some crackers i know you do i'm trying to think. So there was one that I pantsed a guy I fancied accidentally. Like that, that was embarrassing. Like you pulled his pants down? Yeah, accidentally. I tripped. And I instinctively grabbed onto what was in front of me

and it was this guy's trousers and I just... Did his wee willy winky come out? Or was it just his boxers? His arse wasn't out of just his boxers, but I was home watered. And he was in the year above me at school as well and i fancied him so much i would die oh my god actually something's come back to me something has actually come back to me oh my god okay so i was talking to my again i was with my sister

at school and then she i've got some cracking like hilarious baby photos of me yeah yeah and there's this one where i'm like my head is like a literal circle and i've got just a little spike of my blonde hair like my mom's put a bobble and i'm like like in little shorts like in a nappy anyway my sister's at school and she texts me being like kit send it to me so i'm like cause anyway we went by email okay now mine was 20676 at oakham.rutland.school.uk. Yeah, email it. Email it. Lily's like, yeah, mine's 21694.

I'm like, cool, 21649. Oh! No! I emailed this photo of me as a round child with a piece of hair sticking up to this guy in the gear above me. Shut the fuck up! I was fit and i fancied and i was so embarrassed oh my god lily's like i never got that i was like hang on hang on what do you mean you never got that i looked back and i was like lily and she was like oh my god that is

and we know the boy's name in the year above and i was like no did he not respond i responded saying hilarious i was like this wasn't meant for you he responded saying i loved it anyway i was like no did he not respond I responded saying hilarious I was like this wasn't meant for you he responded saying I loved it anyway I was like you love me did you pull him no oh my god no I never came back from that no no but I was so embarrassed I was like really okay do you have any what do you have any other i was just trying i can't believe you pulled his pants down though no i bet you went red you went red oh i went red i definitely like but with a boyfriend i think besides like besides like accidentally like farting or queefing or queefing do you know the worst when you queef and they're like, what's that? And you're like, it's the door. No, no, no, no.

It's got to be the door. No, the what? It's the door. The worst is, like, I was, I once had, like, what I can only describe as, like, an attack. Like, every step I made. It was the granny waffle.

It was crazy. Every single step I took. I had an accompaniment. Are you telling me this happened in front of a boy? In front of a boy. I was walking to the toilet. A boyfriend? No.

Walking to the, already shamefully scurrying to the toilet. And it was crazy. I don't know if anyone experienced this, but being in doggy, and then you roll over and they put your missionary... Queef attack. No, no, no, no. It's like a queef tornado.

Like, it's just... It's like... I don't think... I never hear women talk about this enough. No, and they really need to. I'm like, it's the queef monster. I know it's... I know it's...

Like, people say it's like, I'm a bit shy, but, like, guys, it happens. Now, what do you do? Do you ignore or do you laugh? Because personally, I ignore. See, I ignore so much. No, do you? I laughed.

I laughed. I was like, I don't know what that was. I ignore under all circumstances. As long as I know, because the thing that worries me is i'm like i i hope you don't think i'm farting right now because that's that's that's feral imagine saying someone and then just them thinking they're excessively farting like i really hope you don't like literally i really hope you could they sound so similar i'm like i but they feel so different they do so different yeah and i'm like i really hope you don't think i'm like stinking the place up right now i hope you didn't think i was holding on to that like so i'm i'm like oh my god that is

embarrassing because it's layered it's layered I would say, unlike a fart, I would say you can't control a queef. No, you can't hold it in. When the queef comes. It comes when it wants to come. When the fart comes, I feel like you can clench your butt cheeks. Yeah, you can stop it.

But when she's here and you're like... Yeah, she's like... She's so excited to be there. She's so excited. You can't keep her at bay. You can't. You can't. You can't. Oh, it's so excited to be that like she's so excited you can't keep her at bay you can't okay so we asked the debriefers about their most embarrassing relationship faux pas yeah and here are some of the most hilarious responses yeah oh my god people come and i'm like i'm i'm so sorry i'm gonna have to tell this one first. You are going to love this. Oh my God, I love it. She starts off absolutely humiliated.

I had a crush on this guy for years. Kaplock. He was in the first team rugby. He's got to be fit. He's got to be so fit. So real. And hinge. Jawline.

And he's tanned. He's got to be big. And I couldn't stop thinking about him i was so obsessed with him for years my fantasy started getting a bit ahead of myself and i printed out hundreds of photos of him in brackets i stalked his facebook and his family's facebook and edited them to have me in it and i created a photo album that i kept under my bed that's funny it is so funny do you know what in a world I'm just like you go girl I'm literally like that's actually not weird that's funny yeah like that's funny you know what she's got character like I love that I respect that

she goes uh under my bed yeah it went so far that I told my friends outside of school no that we were actually dating hilarious and I showed them the book of our love i love her who was this girl did people buy into this when they were like that's your boyfriend i bet i i rate that because craftsmanship goes into photoshop it's actually a lot harder than you think and like back in the day it's not just it's not picnic she's not cutting her out she's morphing them together no she's like over the computer. Oh, yeah, she is. Okay.

She says, the lie went on for years. Shut up! Anyways, after school ended, him and I ended up at the same university. Fuck off! That's unfortunate. Funnily enough, we were in the same college. So, we actually started to become friends because we were the only ones who we knew in the same city. Oh, this is funny.

Then, to my complete excitement and shock, he asked me on a date and we ended up having sex back at my house. After we did the deed, I went to the bathroom, as as we girls do and i left him in the bedroom no when i came out he was nowhere to be seen but was what was left was the photo album open across my bed and the text from him saying what the actual fuck i am mortified we never spoke again and i was known as a stalker at uni i never got over it why did you take it to university why why you gotta really put your down for stuff you take to uni you're like that's gotta stay that's my fake shrine but you know what maybe she's because i would say i would say when i first read this i was thinking the same thing why are you taking it to uni but then i was also thinking

you can't leave it at home imagine your mum sees it yeah but then equally i'm like throw it out girl let it go and she's like the cross bugs bunny from last episode yeah the cross Bugs Bunny from last episode. Yeah. The crossmanship. I put into this. She was crafty. I cannot throw this away. But I'm like, how? Maybe. But then I think to myself, is he rummaging? Yeah, he must have been rummaging.

Because she wouldn't have left that like on her bedside table. It's not a bedtime read. No, it's not a bedtime read. Or is it? Potentially. I'm dying. This actually makes me think of, I remember when I was at school and I was obsessed with The Sims. Every time I had a like a thing for any guy in my when I was at school and I was obsessed with The Sims

every time I had a like a thing for any guy in my year I'd make us as a couple on The Sims this is incredible I would make I would no truly so if you're like

I fancy Jamie like it would be like Katie and Jamie and we'd have a house we'd have kids like I would make us as make and we'd have a house we'd have kids like we i would make it was a couple of boys like and like no boy's gonna be doing this and i was like a fully fledged like 14 year old like with my fucking chest like this is it and i remember it got round like someone said this to the guy i fancied and i was like and i was like they're

lying oh yeah you got a gas light i was. But honestly, I actually feel more bad for you because that guy should have taken it as fucking ban. Ish. Ish. Hundred. It's not even the Instagram photos. Why did I see this Facebook? It's the Facebook going onto his family's account.

Him as a child. And she's like. That's crazy. In the background. No, but that's crazy. But I'm also like, that's kind of hilarious. I was. I'm dying for her.

That's funny. I'm humiliated for her. I mean, brilliant. Okay. That's great. But I'm also like, that's kind of hilarious. I was, I'm dying for her. That's, that's funny. I'm humiliated for her. I mean, brilliant. Okay. That's great. Tell me your story. So I went on a second date with a boy and we went bowling.

Oh, nice. Now. Apart from the shoes. Literally, the shoes are crazy. I broke my leg turning back to walk towards him after I bowl which is already awkward enough that is so awkward that bowling is an awkward date because you bowl it and then you're like hey and then you're like we'll see how that goes and then you don't get one so imagine she fucking bowls it turns around like dickhead breaks her fucking leg also it's not even her ankle it's not her foot

it's her legs the shoes because i'm telling you those so i it seems that she slipped and broken her leg never been more embarrassed in my life he dropped me off at a and e but safe to say he never called i feel so bad darling that's not a gentleman what a shit bag that is what a shit can't can't handle you fucking slipping at bowling that's an it can't handle a lot then you're in it you're imagine if you're on a date with a guy i'd be like if i was on a date on a guy and he did ball and then he said right like and then slipped i'd be like his leg you're not even i'm not even driving you're gonna have to make it you're gonna have to crawl i'm so embarrassed for you you're gonna have to get

someone to call your mother because no what's more embarrassing is what is the pain because you can't play that off like imagine being like oh yeah i just bought oh that's already a nick of mine when archie says ow i'm like no you go not ow not ow no no say it with interest okay so this is this oh my god girls male listener here this happened to me last week i was so embarrassed but i don't know what to do but just laugh now okay this girl and i had a date in hyde park and i had it all planned out as a romantic evening picnic in the park i I set out the candles, blanket, rosé, our pizzas, and it was a perfect setting for our third date. Lovely. We planned to meet at 11.30pm as a midnight date. Yeah. That's so cute. That's lovely. I was all set up and then

I got a text from her telling me she was running a little bit late. Anyway, time goes on and the clock is ticking and it's now midnight and I start to see someone coming around saying it's time to leave the park so i text her and tell her the situation and to meet at the gates and i'll think of somewhere else to go anyways i get to the gate and it's locked so i think fuck what do i do so i chuck the stuff over my back and start climbing over the gate i I get to the top and as I jump down over the gate, my trousers get caught and I hear a rip. Nothing funnier than a ball show.

Nothing funnier than a ball show. I'm easily amused. You love a butt crack. If someone's got a butt crack out, you're like... You love a butt crack. Even the word butt crack. If you're like, look, it's butt crack. You you're like look it's butt crack i'd die but it's brilliant there is something so funny about like about crack i'm sure when someone

like slips and then they're like oh i'm just a panic of them their ass being out they're like i love it so much i hear a rip i don't know what to do as i'm hanging by the gate by my oh wait i hang by the gate by my trousers so i start to panic and i have to drop all the items and they smash as i'm trying to rip my trousers apart so they turn into shorts so that i can jump down. Much, through much struggle I finally get down. And I'm so relieved that one, I didn't die.

I love the jump. Yeah, no, fair enough. And two, she didn't say. Just as I think that I look up and my date has watched the whole thing from the other side of the road where the traffic lights are i died i i mean yes but i also think that's quite endearing

i'm not to be fair personally for me i would be laughing so hard it wouldn't be ick i would i would be i would find that really endearing and if it's the third date anyway I don't think or actually he said this was last week we should email him back and see if they're still seeing each other because personally I would laugh so hard if I saw Archie hanging from a gate with his butt crack out I would find that sweet he kind of shut himself like

fantastic slapstick comedy I'm in oh yeah I would find that hilarious. I'm in. Okay, have you got one? So, I had been seeing my boyfriend for a while. We finally shagged after weeks of dates. Slow burn.

What? Love a slow burn. I'd be thinking something's going on down there. Well, yeah. Yes. After we finished, he made me laugh so hard that I farted so loudly. No, no, no. and it was not one long one

it was multiple even worse people so like you just can't and you want to try control it but you can't and luckily it didn't phase him and we're still together two years later that is sweet that's so sweet i like. I love that so much. Yes, I love that. Shall we get on to our debrief dilemmas? Let's go on to dilemmas. So, of course, we've always got our dilemmas of the week. And people have written in about embarrassing situations in front of their partner that they need help solving. Yeah.

So, should I set this off? You set it off. I'm not being funny. This is hilarious. it's so funny because mine's mine's less of a dilemma but a lengthy oh oh is it so but it is funny it's funny okay i'll go through mine quick because it's not too lengthy the opening line girls i'm a sleep walker oh no no, oh, no, no. I've been dating this guy

for the last few months. Shit. And last week was our first sleepover together. Oh, shit. I haven't mentioned my sleepwalking patterns as I'm so embarrassed by it. To be quite frank, I usually don't even know I'm doing it. Of course you don't. No, how would you? You're asleep.

You're asleep. I only know it because in the morning my room will all be moved around or I'll be wearing it? Of course you don't. No, how would you? You're asleep. You're asleep. Mother Varch tells me. I only know it because in the morning my room will all be moved around or I'll be wearing different clothes. Fantastic. Anyways, last night I struck again. Oh, I woke up,

went downstairs, put on my sister's wedding dress as she's keeping it here to avoid her husband saying. I went back upstairs and apparently I stood at the end of the bed saying I do. Over and over again. When I woke up, I had no memory of doing this. Other than being dressed in this wedding dress and being really confused. Yeah.

I took it off and went downstairs to watch the house cameras that I have. And saw I've been talking to him saying I do I do I do I then checked my phone and he has messaged me saying we need to talk no I am so embarrassed we have only been going out for a short time I like him but I'm afraid he now thinks I want to get married to him what the hell do I do oh also side note I have joked to him before that i cling on quickly and now i think he thinks this is oh that's for oh oh that's really bad that's that's fine this is easily solvable you can't you can't hold anything anyone says to you while sleepwalking personally it's the dress it's the dress is fucking hilarious but if you're like truly i had no, if you show how mortified you are, like, surely he would understand. I do, I do, I do.

It's like that Rachel in Friends, when she tries on the dress, she's like, I do. And he's like, fuck. He's like, oh my God. Oh my God, Jess. Literally, I just... I think you can come back from this.

Do you? I think it's a bit lame if he's that phased. Yeah, okay. First sleepover, and then she sleepwalks you can't be like oh she's that walk it was fucking like it it's unthinkable i do you know what if this is the end of the relationship then i'd be like well he's got no humor yeah this is funny and i would just go to him and literally say what you've said to us just be like

look i'm so embarrassed laugh it off yeah as one of our previous oh as the guy said with the the hyde park thing yeah you have to laugh just give a little chocolate we need to talk just be like look yeah there's nothing to do with us being married i have crazy sleep walks and it's funny exactly and then if he's like being all butthurt about it off he goes oh yeah Yeah, off he fuck. Why are you being boring? So funny though. Why are you being boring? Okay, tell me. Okay, so, hi girls. My most embarrassing moment with a boyfriend

was with my current one just a few dates into our relationship. Oh. So, we were getting frisky pretty much the first time, both naked from the waist down, just fooling around on his sofa. Okay. It's quite graphic, actually.

Yeah, it is, isn't it? Him fingering me and me giving him a handjob simultaneously. We're both getting pretty turned on. I'm not ready yet for full sex, but 69 is one of my favourite things to do and I think at this point a bit of oral would be good. I turn around, straddle him, and start sucking him off. Cool, okay. Get a girl.

This is amazing. After a couple minutes, I'm wondering why he's not reciprocating. Oh my God, no. And I've also noticed he's being pretty quiet, despite me giving what I hope was great head. Oh, darling. So I stop and turn my head around just to check he's okay. Just the logistics.

Yeah. Do you do a cyclone? Yeah. What do you do? Everything alright sir? So I stop, turn my head around just to check he's okay. His face is pretty much set into a grimace and he's trying to keep his face away from my arse.

I ask him if anything's wrong and he just says he wants to move rather than doing this, which would have saved my blushes. I then ask him why, which is extremely humbling because every other guy I've been with has loved going down on me.

He then drops the big embarrassment and says that my ass smells like shit. the big embarrassment and says that my ass smells like shit well girls i i really hoped i was clean i'm very very pun pun intended anal about wiping and washing myself but then then again i hadn't showered since that morning so with massive embarrassment i run to his bathroom he gave me some wet wipes oh i'd be so embarrassed gave myself a wipe and to my horror there was shit i i now make sure i'm thoroughly clean and then come out and apologize to him for sticking my dirty arsehole right in his face. He's fine about it and we carry on, though not in 69.

And they are still together? They're still together. Do you know what? She must be great sex because of the person. A few dates into their relationship. I could not come back. If there was a nugget. If there was a nugget. A tag nut.

If there was a tag nut hanging from oh jeez if no no no no no no no no after a few dates in most girls aren't in love pad no most girls look there are some but most girls aren't in love i'd be like that's one way to tag nut that's one way to humble me real quick. Take your jingleberry. Is that a jingleberry? Dingleberry. Dingleberry. Take your dingleberry and go.

If I'm getting with someone and you're kind of in the throes of passion, you're like, fuck, this is so hot. And they're like, you smell of shit. I'd be like... You're so hot, Dingleberry. And then I would be like... It's the greatest.

It's the... And you're like, are you all right? And they're like... And you're the greatest. It's the... And you're like, are you all right? And they're like... And you're looking back and he's like... Trying to hold his breath. No, because... Because what's even more... You know, wait, what?

Go clean yourself up. Go clean yourself up. That's humbling. But also, like, as well, you would have thought, I'm fucking give... No, because as well, like, if you're sucking this guy off, you think, I i'm fucking give no because as well like if you're if you're sucking this guy off you think i'm a fucking goddess right now look at me fucking giving

oh my god i'm so hot and the whole time he's sat there like he's looking back he's like he's looking up at it like it's like an eclipse it's insane your arse smells of shit you're literally how because what what do you oh you stink no i rate him for being blunt i i rate him for being blunt but personally i don't even know how i'd go about that like i'd be so like i'd be like yeah sure i'll go to the bathroom and you will never see me again i would have i would have run i would have run and you would never see me again that's such kudos that they're still together that's crazy because i'd never poo again no never never ever ever ever yeah truly okay that's fantastic. Should we go on to it?

Yeeks! Okay. I've got one. I've got one. Let me ping pong you. Are you ready? Mine is when your boyfriend or someone you're seeing calls you your pet name in front of people in a group. Oh my God, yeah.

Like if I was with my boyfriend and we're at the pub with like a bunch of friends, he's like, what say you, sugarplum? I'd be like, what? Oh my God, that's so scary. bunch of friends he's like what say you sugarplum i'd be like oh my god that's so scary i'd be like what say you sugarplum i'd be like that's private that was intimate actually that's private advantage of my yes that is so funny it's so true though it really is like you hear you know what mine and archie said yeah and you'll hear it like sometimes and i and i almost like freeze like did anyone and archie always goes yeah it's so funny right you ready yeah okay mine is oh i've just forgotten it okay mine is when you sit i know a couple who do this oh where they like i'm sorry but they know kiss in front of other people and they'll be like oh my god i'm gonna do it to the microphone now like no not

you and i'm like i hate it i hate it it's disgusting make it stop and may i say these this couple is considerably older than me i hate it and i'm like this is disgusting it's actually really just like it is vile like and you know what like disgusting i'm not a i'm not a bitter single woman no but when i see that it makes me sick yeah yeah and it makes you i love it yeah me too i love love i love romance i'm a romantic i love it no not that i'm the same look look in the privacy of our own room archie and I are cringe. We are so cringe. It's within those four walls, though.

Within the four walls. No one cares. No. Be cringe in your home. Who's watching? I love it. Don't do it in front of me. No.

Don't. It's always accompanied with like a little baby voice. Shut the fuck up. No. Take a step back. I'm not having any of that. Take a step back. I'm not having any of that. Take a step back. Okay, so we've gone to questions.

Let's go on to questions. You're serious. Yes, I am serious. I'm deadly. Deadly serious. Okay, ask me. My question is, do you think embarrassment in a relationship exists when you're with the right person? Do you think you should ever feel like mortified

because the right person my argument is that the right person shouldn't make you feel embarrassed i would say yes yeah i would say still you can feel embarrassed because i think embarrassment is a personal feeling yes like of course it can be heightened by someone else going oh or being like oh yeah you know of course that can be heightened but I know many times where I felt embarrassed it's not been because of anyone else in the room but I've just been like oh is that weird yeah yeah should I have not said that you know yeah so I think embarrassment can happen but embarrassment won't be held against you if you're with the right person nor will it be a make or break thing because you're with the right person nor will it be a

make or break thing because you're with the right person yes yeah do you agree i completely agree yeah yeah okay so my silly question and i'm so glad that these this has actually come up like a few of these dilemmas yeah would you rather be queefing like a lot okay and i'm saying queefing. Like, a lot. Okay? And I'm saying queefing like... Queef central. Not even... He literally fingers you and you're like... And it's like, make way for the air. It's like...

He'll kiss your neck, doesn't even touch your queef. Okay? So any kind of sexual interaction, you're off like a bloody boomerang. Okay? Or you have the tag net experience okay because the tag net happens once okay one tag net one time now i can't say it's the love of your life i can't okay could it be a one night stand no it'd have to be in a relationship and

you really like the sky and would this be our first sexual experience? This is your first. A taggy. There's one. There's one like clinging to your ass. I can't. I can't. And you can't promise that this guy would stick around. I can't promise you, darling, no. I really can't.

I don't know if I've got enough charm to come back from that. I consider myself quite a charming person, but even i even i don't know if i could i could regain regain at all okay but the queef things every single time every time with every man it's not like just with one partner and then you move and i'll change no be like every man you have like i so when i get up no like you'll be in bed like i'm lying down as i yeah exactly like that exactly like that you're like the queef woman like your partners would say to did she go with you yes she did but then one would be like yeah i should have fucking tagged would they tell me would they tell me what the tag net was that yeah they tell you

fuck it's like this girl like they'd be a grimace like because if i didn't know if i never knew it was there i think i could live with that but if they were like clean yourself i would be like that's a really gives you a baby that's a really hard question that's a really hard question because i think the queefing thing would really sort of fuck me off like shut up i'd be like i know come on you're ready the tag nut things intense in intense yeah because like if i like if i'm thinking like there's a guy really fucking fancy and we we shag and he's like you stink of absolute shit i would you'd be so embarrassed i would be mortified i think unfortunately i'd have to take the tag not experience and see if i could charm my way out of it i'd have to give him the best shack of his life yeah once i was clean yeah once you sort yourself out in the bathroom

and then maybe like come out and like you're gonna have you're gonna have to go down on him for at least like 45 minutes. No, to recover from that. To be like, hey, forget about that. Yeah, yeah. Let's start again. Rewind. You're going to, Casey, for that, you're going to have to go on top.

Fuck. No, no, it's not that severe. It's not that severe. Change the mind. Queef! Queef! I'll take the blame. Oh, that is so good.

What would you do? Casey, I can't answer that question. I such a bitch. I'll ask it. oh that is so good what would you do jay caught on to that question i'm like i would be mortified if a tag nut was hanging out dangling like a sheet but i feel like that's the most because it's just a one and done because the the queen thing's repetitive and i feel like that would just really kill the mood if i'm giving my situation which i am like being with archie i just know archie would laugh at me like there was a fucking tag nut in your arse love i would never come back i would never come back to be like archie's not one to be like he never lets things slide he never lets things slide he would laugh he would laugh he would make me feel

disgusting he wouldn't be like but he'd be like there was a techno which is in back no because that's the thing archie is one of those people if you do something slightly embarrassing he's seen it and he will not let it go even if like some people haven't seen it he'll find out oh he'll be like you did that that's so embarrassing yeah that was so embarrassing i'm like i actually feel like my tolerant like i feel less embarrassed in life in general just from living with Archie. Oh, yeah, yeah. You have to have a quick tolerance.

Because I'm like, oh, well, like this isn't a big embarrassment situation. No, if Arch didn't pick it out, then that's fine. Exactly. Exactly. Oh, my God. Right, guys, what a fun episode. What a fun episode.

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