The Debrief - Katie Joined Boys Night

Episode Date: May 29, 2023

Welcome to the Debrief! We are Kitty and Katie, two gals trying to navigate life in our 20's living in London and wanting to bring you along for the ride. We're here to cover everything from nights out, to career goals, to bad dates, and everything in between. We hope you enjoy, Monday’s are about to get a whole lot better.Want to debrief with us? Email [e-mail] or DM us on instagram @the.debriefpodcastLots of love,Kitty and Katie x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I got a rebel soul, yeah, I got a rebel soul, I got a rebel soul. Hey! How you doing, bitches? Hey! How are you feeling? Yeah, do you know what, Katie? I'm feeling fine. Yeah. The bigger question is how are you feeling?

It's a lovely question. We've just had Chandra in the studio, guys. No word of a lie. That is not an exaggeration. Yeah. She's rocketing out. I was at a critical point, you know, when you start sweating. And I was like, I've got to go. And she used the excuse, she said, oh, Katie, I need to go to the toilet, which I knew was bullshit

because that girl has a big bladder. She never needs a wee. Never needs a wee. Always hold on. I'm constant. I'm just going to head off for a wee, I thought. I was like, I know what's happening. I know.

I know what's going on here. I know someone's chundering in the toilet. Yeah, chundertrain over there. Chundertrom. Yeah, I mean, we'll do... I have to come up with a few more names and just keep saying it to you throughout the whole thing to tease you a bit.

Yeah. Because clearly you don't feel bad enough right now. Chundertown. Chundertown. Cheeky chundera. Oh, I like that one. I'll take that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's quite a nice one.

Honestly, but I'm such a vommer on a night out. Yeah, you are. I am. Any hangoverover it's never a headache no it's never i was about to say the shakes but bloody hell i'm the eye drop oh no you were darling you should have seen us walk into the studio boring as fuck she was just there like trembling next to me it's like being next to a drug dealer i was like come on i was like come on katie give us a smile i know she's breathing like that sweaty i was like, come on, Katie. Give us a smile. I know, she's like... Breathing like that, sweating.

I was like, oh, darling. I just came out of my bedroom, saw her in the kitchen, head in hands, looking down, tried to eat one of those little, what are they called? Square bars. Couldn't even have a lick of that. You can devour them, but you couldn't even have a lick of it. Couldn't have a lick of that thing.

I was fuming. So now you've got the five stages. Yeah. What stage are you in right now? Now, I'm really in the thick of it. I don't think I'm out of the woods yet. Into the thick of it. Into the thick of it.

Into the thick of it. No. No. Back to the question. Five stages. Where are you at i'd say i can't even stomach water yet so i'm pretty early early days there's still a long way to go the day's gonna be long i know i feel i feel like um yeah i'd say like stage two i I feel like once I can start stomaching my agua. Yeah. My H2O. Agua. Yeah.

Then I'll be okay. Then you'll be a hydrated queen. I'm really thirsty. So I literally like vomiting, like bleh. And then we'll be like guzzling water because I'm like, I'm so thirsty. I know. And then it's like just this endless cycle of silliness. Of silliness.

Silliness. It could have all easily been avoided. It could have been. All my own fault. But the party never stops. So guys, we've got quite the week to share with you. Yeah. Oh, and happy Monday, bitches.

Happy Monday. I'm so sorry. So let's kick it off as we always kick it off. Mentor time. Mentors. mantras yeah time i'll go first yeah so i've got a really important few days coming up yeah um it's been really i've been working really hard towards something yeah and um something's coming up that's really important to me so I've been putting all my efforts in best efforts early nights haven't drank for a while guys I know couldn't join Katie at the party yeah she is she is yeah yeah

um and just being really focused so my mantra this week is i deserve good things to come to me absolutely yeah and that's really calming it is i really like that i deserve good things to come to me because i'm like at this point at this stage i'm at nothing else can change i've done as much work as i possibly can i'm so prepared um i really have put my best efforts i've got a positive mindset all i need to do now is to just trust myself absolutely and i deserve good things to come to me absolutely just trust that the good things are coming i know what was your one last week success is inevitable yeah they do don't know I love that. My mantra this week is I will never drink again. I will never sip a morsel of alcohol. You're like, you know that scene in Harry Potter where Dumbledore has to down that liquid?

Keep drinking! Keep drinking! It's like all the boys were to you and you were dumbled up. Like that. I'm like, keep drinking. From the minute we wake up, like. Your eyes watering and you're trembling. That's you. You're dumbly right now. You're dumbly whore. Tell me the mantra. My mantra this week.

Very simple, very sweet, but I feel like it's hitting the nail on the head. I am capable. but I feel like it's hitting the nail on the head. I am capable. And that you are, darling. That you are. Yes, you are. I am capable. I thought that when they brought out like the sick bottle of wine. I'm like, do you know what? I'm capable. I'm capable. So I can drink this. But what are you capable of achieving this week? What are you aiming for or to,

or even just capable of being happy and being me? Being a happy bitch. Yeah. So what do you want to be capable of, darling? I think keeping to my routine, I think, would be nice, which I'm going to try and be capable with, because I was meant to go to the gym this morning and I did not. I did not make it out.

I did a workout on my own. It's okay. Yeah. Your success is inevitable. My success is inevitable. That's all right, darling. I'm very capable in achieving anything I want to fit in during the week. Yeah.

So I'm going to have to shuffle a few things about but i'm sure i actually wanted to bring up one of your mantras because um of course i'm the i'm the pod's biggest fan no no i do you know what i feel i am clean now i've been very reflective over the last few days of i am clean katie how's that going for you to be honest my room right now is not very I am clean of me it's not I wonder if we could ask the flies that are resigning in your room genuinely I had the fear I woke up this morning not not feeling 110 I will say however I wake up I sometimes I find that the best way to get rid of a hangover is literally freeze yourself. And I like will sit in like a freezing cold shower and I'll be like, you did this.

You did this to yourself. Yeah, Arch does the same. You both are very reflective when you're like drunk, you know. I'll be like, I am going to. Sad. Let's do brief. Boom. Boom face get ready so um a few days ago i didn't have great night's sleep i'm sorry because of archie because of him yeah and you think oh big boy all right no because i i needed to wait up for my wash to go on to dry.

Yeah, but she didn't do for me. I thought, what am I, 1950s housewife? I was like, am I supposed to do everything around here? Get your pinny on. So I had to stay up, so I was knackered. Yeah. Then the night after, I had to wake up at like six and then do a day until like half ten,

didn't get to bed until like 11. I was knackered, absolutely knackered. Get into bed, text Archie, say I've got home, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, he comes home last night. Yeah. Huh. Someone's expecting a bit of action. Oh. What am I? Oh. A sex toy? Oh. What am I, Katie? I see. What am I? He thinks you're a common whore. He thinks he can get out his wallet and the legs will be spread. I'm thinking, wow, what am I? What am I? What am I to you, sir?

Yeah, certainly what am I? Get in bed and I think, I know it. You do as girls. You know there's a lot of love in the room. God, I love you. Thinking, yeah, I love you. Yeah, yeah. Then I feel a little thrust against my backside.

I know what's happening here. Yeah. I've been in this. I think I've seen this film before. And I didn't like the ending. Yeah. Oh, I was singing a different song. I was doing my own tune.

Yeah, so I thought, what do you think i am it's like a cheeky cheeky dickhead trying to get into me panties how rude especially was your spot cream on as well like were you down for the cat i was down for the cat hair all in eyelash serum on spot cream on whoop i know nothing's happening i wasn't i wasn't on summer zing you know you know i don't have any little frills and stuff i was ready for absolutely not so over the weekend leech and i peach and i went to the crab tree for drinks love the crab love it it was great gorgeous pub. It was great. Gorgeous pub. Yeah.

With a group of friends living our best lives, as one might say. Some may say that. Some may say. Some kind of sirs out there might say they are living their best life. The bestest. I am. Yeah. Are you?

Right now? Are you? Right now, are you living your best life? Right now. Actually, if you had to rate your life out of ten right now, what would you rate it? I'd still say a seven. Oh shit, that's good. Yeah. Oh, good.

Yeah, I feel like I had a good life. How about last night? During? Ten. Wow. I was loving my life. Wow. Until the journey home. Oh, darling. Cursed. Darling, loving my life. Wow. Until the journey home. Oh, darling.

Cursed. Darling, darling, darling. Cursed, cursed, cursed. Darling. And I was like, this? Yeah. You know when you catch yourself in the mirror and you go, hey, now, why have you done that? Yeah.

Why have you done that, you little silly little prawn? Silly little prawn. Silly, silly, silly. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So when we were at the pub, Katie and I were up at the bar having a great time. Yes, you know what I'm going to say, don't you? You know what I'm going to say.

This was fucking hilarious. You know what I'm going to say. Yes. Okay, so we're at the bar, and there are quite a lot of men around. So I'm thinking, here we go, Katie's going to get a chat stop, and I can just be the friend.

Like, hey. Hey. Yeah, she's really pretty, isn't she? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's a really good girl. Yeah. Yeah, she's really clean.

She's really clean. So, yeah, we're up at this bar and this guy approaches. And I'm like, oh, here we go. Here we go. Yeah. Thinking he's going to like, oh, here we go, here we go. Yeah. Thinking he's going to, you know, get in there with Katie. Yeah. What did he say, Katie?

What did he say? I've never been more embarrassed for a man in my life. So he had the same jacket on as one of our friends. So from the corner of my eye, I see someone behind me with the jacket. I think it's our friend. So I turn around like, hello. And then it's not him no it's not which is a bit embarrassing for me but the thing she did she was like hi and then

the guy was like oh and then you were like oh my god i'm so sorry oh my god oh my god and she like turns around to the front she's like to the bar she's like i'm so sorry that was just humiliating i was like i'm so sorry sir i was like i you look, you're wearing the same jacket as my friend. Didn't mean to give you such a warm welcome. Well, he thought he was in. So then I thought, then he tries to chat and then I can see him kind of readying himself up. Oh, he was getting ready. Yeah, he was getting ready.

I'm thinking, here we go. He goes, oh, would it be cheeky? And I'm thinking, he's going to ask my number. Yeah, he wants me to sign his arse. I'm like, yeah, I know. He goes, would it be cheeky

if I asked you to buy me a drink? And then proceeds to go, could you buy me a drink? I'm like, is this, is this, are you chatting me up or do you are you genuinely just scrounging for a pint can you imagine that and i remember i looked at you and he was like i loved it because he was like can you buy me a drink yeah because he looked he said it to you

he's like could you buy me a drink and i thought it was quite good band so i'm like oh he's then gonna say i'm joking can sorry what do you want yeah you know so I'm thinking oh good baton you know because what motherfucker thinks he can come up to a woman fuck feminism what who thinks he can come up to a woman and ask can you get me a drink I was like yeah I am mother so then Katie kind of just looks at him sharp like blink blink blink blink yeah and then he looks at me and he's thinking well I, I'm not going to drink out of ginger over here. So I'm going to ask Titty. So he's like, oh, could you get me a drink?

And I said, absolutely not. Honestly. I said, absolutely not. I was annoyed, actually. Yeah. I said, no. No, I'm not. And then I walked off and you were like, yeah, I don't think that's, what did you say?

I distinctly remember being like, you're not making a very appealing offer. Yeah. And he was like, oh, and then he was like, I'm so sorry. Like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I'm like, well, that's embarrassing for you. But it made me think, was that just him being really socially inept? I think so. He was trying to chat you up, but he just got it so wrong.

I have no clue. Or was he genuinely like, could you transfer me but i genuinely think i want to say for my ego i want to say he was chatting me up but just didn't know how but then again like i have a real habit of attracting freaks yeah which i which is common knowledge now like even get the week even customers at work i always get the freaks and i'm like i think i just make them feel comfortable which is nice nice. I think if I had a mating call, it would be like, Hey. Oh, nice.

Yeah. Nice, nice, nice. I thought it was pretty sick, actually. Hey. Hey. And they're like, oh, it's time. She's ready. I'm walking into the club like, hey.

What would you do, though, if you went on a night out and then, like, say you're single yeah when a guy comes up to you like it's my mating call is he fit let's say he is is he tall yeah i wouldn't run away no i wouldn't i do like a bit silly if someone's a bit silly on a night out i'll always take someone a bit more silly than like, you're right, you're right. You're right, B. You're right, B. Looking lame.

Oh, looking lame. Is it? No, that is a step too far for me. I don't like that because it's bad grammar. Oh, I think you're really attractive. I think you're so attractive. Is it? No!

Weird. No, I wouldn't have that. So I'd rather someone go eat i'd be like good ban good ban and then if he carried on i think it was strange like you're shagging he's like no i'd be like get away kind sir step off yes yes shrek oh my god what's going on here yeah um so katie i actually want to hear about your escapades last night so I woke up to a message from Archie this morning saying have you heard that Katie has vomited into our friend's water bottle on the way home and I said no I haven't but now I have I feel like my life is fulfilled I was really actually I was really embarrassed because I was like, oh my God, I've bumped

in our friend's water bottle and you were like, yeah, I know. And I was like, oh. It's out. It's out now. It's been circulated. I'm actually fuming though if this friend is going to be painting it out like I just took it out of his mouth whilst he was guzzling some water and was like bleh, because that was not the case.

The night began. Okay. Very early. Yes. like bleh because that was not the case the night began okay very early yes as it was papa mcneil's oh it was my dad's 50th birthday and i'm gonna quickly do a quick shout out and tell you that i love you so much and i'm ever so proud of you so there that's enough of the wet white but yeah i do love you um but we had a gorgeous dinner out. We had a gorgeous dinner out. Yes. We had a few drinkies there. We went to Madison in Bank. Is it in Bank?

Yes. Definitely go. Oh, it was lovely. We got some great photos. It was really, really good. Amazing. Yeah, stunning. And at this point, you'd had a few glasses on champagne,

had champagne, lasagne. I also think my issue as well is i realized i didn't really eat yesterday i had porridge for breakfast yeah i had a packet of crisps and a five or one bar then i had the swordfish and then i drank about half my body weight in white wine well which this is all making a lot more sense now yeah yeah you had plans after the dinner yeah so i had to leave and archie and the rest of your family also had plans after the dinner yeah so i had to leave and archie and the rest of your family also had plans after the dinner so it was just us and um our other friend and then he said oh do you fancy my friend works near here do you fancy grabbing a quick drink

with him so i said absolutely that would be great so we went for drinks with um our friends work friends really really lovely nice where did you go just a local local pub you know with all the industry what local to bank yeah yeah nice um quite quiet um had a glass of wine there loving life yeah gorgeous then the boys were like shall we go to the ned oh i love the night and i've never been to the star name stunning i wouldn't i was very sophisticated establishment so do you know there's a rooftop pool there was live music and it was really gorgeous was it jazz yeah they usually play jazz absolutely gorgeous and i thought wow what a lovely establishment it's actually really good it feels bougie and it is bougie but it's actually

really good for a brunch as well is it yeah like having a nice brunch or just a few drinks me and my friend were heading back the same way yeah so he was like okay shall we go he's like i think we should get you home and i was like oh bless him he's a good man he's a good man um i was like oh fuck i was like too far and then wasn't as bad as liverpool though because with liverpool i had to um strip katie like it was my magic mike i got to see every little hip and curve was loving it gazing yeah yeah kissy got i just want to take some pictures because you got a treat that many don't get yeah we got home i thought i was gonna vom on the tube it's gonna be mayhem on the tube we're approaching earl's court i'm like time to get off i'm all dignities out the window at

this point i'm just gonna have to get off this tube and vom on the platform like that's that's where we were i'm like was your head spinning or was it more, because in Liverpool you were incoherent. I could remember everything. Oh, it's worse. It's worse, it's worse, it's worse. I'd rather hear about what I did than remember every detail. Yes, darling, yeah. So we're approaching Hell's Court on the shape.

Shape. And I say to my friend, I'm like, I'm going to get off because I really need to vomit. And I can't vomit on the tube because that's really embarrassing. Yeah. Like if I was commuting home and I saw someone chunder, I'd be like, got to bounce. Yeah.

So I thought I'll do the decent thing and just vomit on the platform. Great. We're like, we're approaching. Our friend has an empty water bottle. Yeah. And then he goes, don't get off then he goes don't get off the tube don't get off the tube yeah vomit into this so i vomited into his water bottle oh my god you however you how where else was it gonna go you he wouldn't let me get off the tube he was like

you can't get off you're a ming he's like we to go. He's like, I want to get home. But how big was the water bottle lid? Were you like, were you like this? Oh! Oh! You were like, It's like your water. Oh, okay. Quite the circumference.

There was width. You had quite the circumference, didn't you? It was giving, yeah. I mean, it was very generous. So I did that. I remember though, we got off the tube and then I tried to give, I gave it, I was like you gave it back to me i was like oh my god darling you've hit a low blow i'm so so sorry he was like just put it down i'm not gonna use this again yeah you tried to give it back oh

i remember walking home being like, I'm really sorry. Oh my God. I'm really sorry. I can't wait to hear about this from him. I'm nervous. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I cannot wait.

The tube journey is the only thing that's a bit fuzzy for me, getting home. So how did you get back into bed? Did he help you get into bed? He helped me get out off the bathroom floor. What are we going to do with you,ech i know i know darling i know that was really silly and i'm feeling like shit now on a monday start of the week but you are capable hell yeah going into that week feeling capable capable what were you drinking white wine oh okay god wine's a different drunk isn't it it's wine's a very different drink i feel like if i drank the same amount of vodka i'd be fine yeah wine's such a different drunk and i think

it gets to you a lot quicker horrible horrible horrible like darling you can't beat liverpool you fell down the stairs liverpool liverpool i don't remember no i do yeah infamous liverpool infamous liverpool i spent my entire birthday wishing i'd never been born and i genuinely was sat there like this and so had we we were all there me with chunks of your bob in my hair I was like this that was low oh darling that was low I don't remember that so but this I do remember so it's all just I just feel a bit sad I'm trying to think of my worst experience with you guys you were quite drunk in Barcelona oh god yeah it's awful then oh the eyes are going oh god there is a bin over there darling if you need i can't vomit in the bin

it's better than my fucking water bottle i tell you you will not be going anywhere the worst thing is is i think the one i've i've ordered him is that one in black but it's like stay hydrated never give up he'll be like fuck off he'll literally be like I will never use this you know what you should get on it I'm capable I'm capable I'm clean yeah and I'm sorry I'm sorry love it right so I'm to tell you a story from um this week I've got a few for you actually so I had my headshot last week oh my god so I think I've chosen them now so it's really good so it was really hard going through all of the headshots they take so many aren't they great yes like this is I got them done with yellow belly they They are amazing. Gorgeous. How they style your clothing, how the clothing makes you look like a different character,

different persona, the different backgrounds as well. Really, really great. I think it's such an incredible art form, how they really bring it out, bring me out. They're not just all pretty glamorous photos. There's all this personality behind that. It's really lovely They're, oh, there's personality behind that. It's really lovely. Anyway, oh, my God.

The guy that was doing my headshots, oh, he was a bit of you, Katie Leach. He was such a bit of you. I'm going to book in now. Do you know what? I even thought to myself, do I say something? Do I say something? I know.

Really? That much bit of me? I was that close away from being like are you single my friend is single and i was this close and i'm really yeah i was like oh they just didn't feel like the right time and i really regret it now i texted him saying thanks for the um thanks for headshots and all of that. And I'm hoping he responds. And I'm like, oh, my God, I really want to. Katie, he was.

Personality-wise. Personality-wise. He was funny. He was outgoing. He was cool. Like, he had great fashion sense. I was like, yeah, really cool fashion sense. Oh, my God, amazing.

He was cheeky, but, like, in a really nice way. And I was like, oh, my God. I know. So for the first time, I felt really pressured. I was like, oh, my God, should I say something? Should I felt really pressured I was like oh my god should I say something should I say something I was like oh my god I know it was really scary oh my god but going on to be so bold so my mother my mother got hit on this week I know she's a cracker she's a bit of a pocket rocket she is she is she's

pocket okay so she was um she had a what you'd call meet cute oh so she was in London for my dad's birthday they came they'd come to London so we all had a nice meal and she was in a bookshop during the day she's she's great she's a bit of ours self-help she's in the self-help house she's looking at she thought how can i feel them myself in life you know she's looking at these books and she sees a book of positivity i love things yeah there's a big tick there's a big circle and underline i arlene mcneil need a bit of positivity in my life so yeah she's a good woman anyway so she was just looking and then she went swiftly on to poetry yeah so she was looking through poetry i did say to her though it's a

bit like you hello it is like i was like meet cute in a library i was like oh my god it reminds me of when harry met sally your favorite film oh snoozer it's my favorite, guys. Snow's up. I love it. I know you do, darling. But they meet in a bookshop. Oh, yes, they do. They have, like, a... They have a meet-cute there. They have a meet-cute in the bookshop. So my mum's just, like, looking through this book, and this guy kind of, like, makes eye contact,

and she's just... My mum's polite. Makes, like, a face back. And then he stops, like, approaching, and he's like, and that that's a good choice like that's smooth she was like oh my god so she's like you know and she's like yeah and then he he said something else to her was asking her about the book or i can't remember specifically the reference and she said oh um ironically um i think the book or the the book

of poetry or something was called forward and she was like oh ironically the book or the book of poetry or something was called Forward. And she was like, oh, ironically, the book's called Forward. I was like, you go, mum. You sassy. I was like, what sassy little woman? I was like, I know. I was like, go, mum. And he was like, oh. And she was like, oh, my God, Kitty, I'm being flirted with.

And he goes, oh, would you like to grab a coffee? The two of us my mum's like no I'm just about to meet my husband I'm just about to go see my husband actually and he's like oh sorry I get the picture anyway she runs she does not give a flying monkey that it's my dad's 50th. She's like, hi, Fraser. Hi. Love you so much.

Oh, my God, I've got a son and a dad. She's like, I still got it. I still got it. She's like, even on your birthday, I am the gift. Yeah, yeah. You should be thankful. I am the gift that keeps on giving. I could have been snapped up in aisle three of personal help in Waterstones.

But was I? No. No, because I'm loyal. Because I'm i'm really loyal i'm loyal so that's your birthday your birthday gift is knowing yeah that other men want me yeah i i was so proud i thought you'd go mom i mean that's so smooth especially from like that you wouldn't think like i would never think that i'd be approached in a bookshop i I know. So all the single ladies out there, get yourselves to London Waterstones. Get yourselves there. Situate yourself in a WH Smith. Situate yourself there because that's where it's all popping off.

That is so exciting. I know, isn't it great? Right, I think we should go on to Ix of the Week. Ix of the bloody week now. X of the week, I've only got one. Now darling, tell me. Yourself last night. It's me.

It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me. Was that you on the train last night? I'm so sorry. I honestly, that was embarrassing. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh, you were the drunk stage where i'm so sorry i honestly that was embarrassing i'm so sorry oh you were the drunk stage where you just keep on apologizing i'm so sorry i'm so sorry he's like

it's fine oh god was it said like that he's like he's he was like happens to the best of us champ oh i love him i was like i'd stop being so nice yeah were you pitied I was like I prefer you when you're horrible yeah yeah you're in a mood yeah just leave me on the street yeah to fend for myself um my ick is one but it's mighty and it's kept happening all week and I'm just so sick of it men grunting in the gym. Oh, my God. Come off it. Oh, my God, yes. Come off it. Yes, I experienced this today.

They're literally, and I'm sat there like, that's unnecessary. Like, that's actually really unnecessary. And they're like, ugh. I'm like, what are you doing? You look really embarrassing right now. When they, like, slam the barbell down, like, ugh. I'm like, so. Some do it even before they've picked it up like they they they ramp it up so they're like yeah yeah yeah there's a double whammy like a tidal wave yeah or when they do the like the

breaths to get themselves before they pick up now and then pick it up and i'm like listen listen and then pick it up and i'm like listen listen listen listen listen nimble woman we know you're in a hurry but can we please have everything that you don't know charlie there you are guys but yeah that's that's my ick i just think it's so unnecessary i think it's extremely unattractive similar on a similar vein as well men who um do like swinging and like stuff from the the machines when they start swinging on the machines i'm like is this a playground yeah come on like i think it's called like calis calisthenics calisthenics calisthenics calisthenics it's not calisthenics that's for sure calisthenics calisthenics yeah let's say that's it yeah where they do the fun like strength swinging around but i'm like come on this is a pure gym yeah like there's literally only one gym where we live so it's

always so busy yes don't i don't need you swinging from the monkey bars yeah while i'm trying to do my tricep push that literally on the same because they're one of those big ones oh shit you're on the same thing like doing my arm like workout and then this guy is like swinging up and down and i'm like oh stop just stop stop it stop are your wicks? Okay. So I've got something so exciting to say that we, The Debrief, your hosts, Kitty McNeil and Katie Leach herself have got the first ick that's been written in. I was ecstatic. Please write in, guys.

Please write in. Email us. It was so exciting when we heard this honestly and it's such a great one it's a great one so she says her ick i was pissing myself when i read it her ick is when a man runs off runs after a ping pong ball when playing table tennis. She said, she sent a voice note, and you know who you are. It was a great voice note. She said it was the constant on the floor.

And she said he was running. And I think this was actually a guy that she was into. I think she was potentially thinking, oh, we could shag here. And they were table tennis. After that. And she saw him. Oh, oh, running after. Oh, it's the panic.

It's the panic. It's the panic. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh up it's the it's the bent back like the whole muncher trying to follow after oh it's so

embarrassing i was pissing myself it's so embarrassing i know but a great one great so good i love that thank you so much guys write in your ex we love it even the irrational ones the irrational ones the better ones yeah yeah tell us women tell us um or actually guys tell us your ex as well because our weird toxic trait that we think women can't give men the egg at all yes so if a man says this girl gave me the egg i'd be like oh my god how yeah yeah so tell us i'd want to know and then my egg this week yeah and you know this because this is actually pretty big in my vocabulary. I say this a lot.

But when you're at a restaurant, a bar, a cafe, whatever, and you talk to the waiter or the waitress, it's 2023, and you're like, excuse me. Oh, oh. Excuse me. Excuse me. And they, like, walk past. They, oh. Excuse me. Excuse me. And they, like, walk past. They walk past.

They can't hear you. They can't hear you. Then the whole table is looking at you like, mug. Muggins at the end. Left at the corner. Muggins. Oh, sorry, excuse me. And then they just walk right past you.

Yeah, sorry. Sorry, excuse me. Boom. Everyone looks and is like, you're a mug. You are. That, it's such a big it for me like it's a huge egg i went out with this guy this was before i was with arch and we were like having such an incredible day like really really good day it was gorgeous and he's like oh excuse me

repeat it excuse me oh sorry excuse me do you know what darling do you know what darling i can go and you can carry on saying excuse me for the bill because there's no need it is it is something that can't be helped so bad it's the you know what it is it's the desperation oh excuse me sorry excuse me excuse me i'm like hello and i'm like yeah it's like cast away you know tom hanks like excuse me yeah i'm like yeah it's like castaway you know tom hanks like excuse me yeah i'm like oh god don't questions of the week love it yeah so we always start off with serious serious is always first silly is always second nervousious and silly. Serious question first. Okay, let me tell you, Katie.

Tell me. Okay, my really close friend has been telling me about how she has made the first move with men. She was recently on a holiday and she caught eyes with this guy and he was looking at her and checking her out and giving her the eye. Yeah. And she was doing the same and she said it was lasting so long she thought this is ridiculous come on so she just went she wrote down her number just literally went over to handed it and just and then panicked and you know he sent her a message saying you're stunning and they met up and went on a date amazing now my question to you for this week is is there any capacity or any form in which you would make the

first move with a guy no never i don't unless i was getting clear-cut signals okay that they were interested i just don't think i could i really don't think i could i just don't have the confidence for it i don't okay and i feel like i also want to feel pursued absolutely i want someone to walk in see me and go fuck her i really want to get to know her and i'm going to go out of my way to get to know her to graft her yeah i think that's very attractive i'd feel like if i went up to someone i would always have it in the back of my way to get to know her. To graft her. Yeah, I think that's very attractive. I'd feel like if I went up to someone, I would always have it in the back of my head

that they don't fancy you that much because I'm having to go up. So I think, I also get worried that it'll be too much, but guys say all the time, like, they love it. They love girls having confidence. I wouldn't, it depends, if we met met like went on a date and he organized the date i'd maybe make the first move for a kiss okay the day okay but that's because i'm like okay i'm pretty sure so you would make the first move with a kiss but that's already with someone that

you know is attracted to you okay so how about the capacity let's say uh you know this guy as in like i don't know for a few weeks and like he's new to the group you're having fun and all of this kind of stuff um and there's been made comments you know so he's said comments to you lol i think you're fair or i think you know and just really flirty in general with you yeah and you're like oh but is he gonna and you're on a night out you're giving each other the eye you're dancing with each other would you just think grab his face it's so would you make that move it's so it's so hard because i think there are so many instances where i personally think if i see someone fit or if there's someone i'm

attracted to i think why not just go for it? Why not? Yeah, like, I'm literally like, why not? But thinking that and actually doing is very different. There have been many an occasion where I think, fuck, I'm just going to do it. I'm actually just going to do it. I'm going to make a move. I'm like, I'm just, like, how's that going to happen?

Come on, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it. And then I bottle it every single time. Oh, my gosh. I'm like, ooh. I get too scared. Yeah. And it scares me oh would you uh i i think because before arch i i never i mean with arch as well but i never approached a guy i would do the eyes in the club and then do the tactical move over to kind of be closer to them but then they would say hi or yeah you

know i'd be like oh great fine i think i'm similar to you that if i was 100 sure that they absolutely wanted me yeah then i probably would yeah um like for example with arch yeah you know arch liked me for nine months like for such a long time and I think he needed a nah I think when when we got together he needed that because we were friends a long time before and so after the nine months I think um and it was clear you know you were saying to me my other friend was saying to me he really likes likes you, he really likes you. And I just wasn't sure.

I was like, does he? Yeah. Because I just see us like as best friends. Yeah. So I'm not really sure. And then because we were flirty. But yes. But I'm not I'm not sure.

I just wasn't sure. So then when I think I think he said something like, what's going on here? And I was like, yeah. So maybe a nudge in that kind of respect of flirtiness. I don't think, I just don't think I would put myself out there if it, I think one of the most unattractive things, and I'm not saying it is at all. So hear me out here but it's desperation yeah just anyone will do anything will do yeah and i wouldn't want that to ever come

across so if i did come up to a guy i think i i would do it quite smoothly i think i i'd want to yes give him the eyes him giving me the eyes and both kind of clock that thing okay yeah i like a bit of you um and then maybe i'd go over and be like i don't know are you gonna stare at me all night or are you gonna get me a drink something like that you know um yeah yeah very ballsy but yeah go on darling it's on to you now oh oh wait brilliant i'm gonna run after that don't run off that ping pong darling would you rather have everyone mispronounce your name ever so slightly so like hey kimmy

or have everyone bump into you you know when people do, oh sorry, oh sorry, sorry, just bumping into you on the street, but every single person bumps into you. Every day. Every day. Or everyone mispronounces your name. Everyone. Everyone. Even odd. And he's like, oh hey Kim, oh shit, sorry, Kitty. Could I change my name no could I change my name to Kim and then everyone says Kitty no could no cuz no that's a good loophole yeah okay can I choose what they call as mine they mispronounce my name what would you want to be kid no mcneil no it would be like your name but

not but in a frustrating way so it could be like kitay yeah yeah i don't think i could cope with that i don't think i have the pep oh but constantly getting it wrong but constantly being bumped into and I'm a woman of the world so you know I'm out and about you know achieving goals being capable do you know what actually I'm going to have to pick the name I'm going to have to pick the name I'm going to have to do it

because I couldn't I could not do the bump the bump and do they do it with force no it's like you know when you're on the tube and people just kind of constantly I couldn't, I could not do the bump, the bump, the bump. And do they do it with force? No, it's like, you know when you're on the tube and people just kind of constantly just nudging. I feel like that's worse. Yeah, I'd hate that. Oh my God, I had a dream last night.

Did you? Yeah, I had a dream that you and I went into Sephora and they said to us, we came to the counter with baskets of things and they said, you know what, fuck it. We appreciate your loyalty. Just get whatever you want for free so we were in that with bags that were free it was like amazing and then i was like and as we left i'm a lucky girl i do lucky things it was playing we were like amazing we start walking home and we've got rucksacks that

we've put all of it in and suddenly i realized that i have to go back i go back and they trap us there in like a jail and they're like oh yeah i was like that's rude god you had me there yeah i know it's a really happy dream yeah yeah well it is a happy dream but then what happened did you did you i woke up oh no i know at least nothing bad happened nothing bad happened oh wow right guys right as we always say send in your ex

your mantras send us your silly questions we love a silly question come on what have you got up this week what have you got coming up this week what's coming up

are you vomiting are you vomiting into a water bottle are you or are you more of like a is it an Evian or is it kind of a Buxton or are you? Are you more of like a, is it an Evian? Or is it kind of a Buxton? Are you a bougie bitch? Is it a Voss?

Is it a Voss? Fiji? Yeah, Fiji. Yeah. Come on, tell us what it is. But I think we've got to get the peach into bed because, oh my God, the eyes are watering and she is pale. I've never seen her in this state in my life, guys.

Oh, Christ. So we're going to sign off here. Have a great Monday my lovelies. Love you so much guys and we'll see you again next Monday. I got a rebel soul. Bye guys.