The Debrief - "My Tits Broke His Nose" | The Debrief Podcast

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

Welcome back to The Debrief!! The week of love is upon us and boy do we have the episode for you! We are talking all things VALENTINES, tragedies and triumphs. We answer your valentines dilemmas whilst reminiscing on our own valentines day experiences. As always DM us @the.debriefpodcast or email: [e-mail] an amazing week,Love K+K xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I gotta rebel my soul, yeah, I gotta rebel my soul, I gotta rebel my soul Hiya! Happy Monday, bitches. Happy bleeding Monday. Kitty McNeil, how are you feeling? Kitty McNeil's back in the studio and, quite frankly, thriving. You are thriving. Your patootie's sat down. Patootie's sat down. You're in a great outfit. For the first time ever, I'm going to scroll back.

Got me bajungas out on the podcast. The bajungas are out. Me bajungas have come out. I know. I was thinking a bit risky, but you know what? Fuck it. Hair looks great. Thank you.

You look sensational. Thank you, darling. So do you. You are slick, Ray. Look at that hair. Thank you. I slick back. It's a little greasy. I think that's the trick. I think that's done it. Well, girl. So do you. You are slick, Ray. Look at that hair. Thank you. I slick back. It's a little greasy.

I think that's the trick. I think that's done it. Well, girl, it's February. How are we feeling? Two months into 2024. Do you hear that? Do you know what that is? The time passing by.

The countdown to my birthday. Oh, I see. Countdown to my birthday. It acts like this bitch will be 23 soon. Mark your... Just vomited in my mouth there. I know. Can you believe that?

My birthday, 25th of February. Mark your calendars. Put it in, girls. Put it in. There will be an event. And think of me fondly. Think of me. Think of me fondly.

On the 25th of February. Do you say February or February? I say February. No. February. Eh. January, February. do you say february or february i say february no february january february i don't think i say it right no no january february no i think you say it how it's spelled february but i say february february february so i say january february no i don't wait Wait, do I? January, February, March. February.

February. February. Oh, you sent me into a talesman now. You never know. February. Yeah. Remember, remember the 25th of February. Not really the same.

It's got a ring to it. That'll catch on. We can make it work, Katie. That'll catch on. Because we make magic in here. These walls have seen a lot of fucking fairy magic oh my god what's your mantra for this week my mantra is i am sexy i am sexy i am sexy I have been

oh my god actually Katie put a proper thirst trap on the other day so she is truly feeling sexy this bitch was like

to be fair it was in a dance class so I can't show it on her but like full on showing what God and mama gave her big mama gave me.

I tell you. There was like a, what was it called? A bend and snap? There was a little bend and snap and it was like a little feel your body. Ka, ka, ka, ka. Kind of like.

And then there was like a side splits to the floor while looking at the camera. I was like, someone's feeling sexy. So it was, and then they had the special lights in there as well. So, and it was to kiss by fucking Prince special lights in there as well so and it was

to kiss by fucking prince guys i just want your extra time and your kiss it's just the sexiest song alive and also like i royally embarrassed myself in front of a boy and i was like i need to post this just so you can see that i'm redemption just to redeem myself as like an attractive sexy woman. Yeah, you got it girl. And that's what you did. And that's what I did.

And I succeeded. Yeah, I love that. It's all in the comeback guys. It is. It is. So I'm feeling sexy. I love that. What's your mantra?

Mine is, I am an amazing girlfriend. Yes you are. Yes you are. And do you know why? Do you know why? Do you know why? Tell me.

It's the month of love, okay? And the month of love is like, sexual love Yes you are! And do you know why? Do you know why, do you know why? Tell me. It's the month of love, okay? And the month of love is like sexual love or like soul love. About chicken, wow, wow. Gotcha, E.T. phone home. I got you. And like, it's just about love

and I don't think Valentine's is necessarily like sexual love. I think it could be like friendship love, that's all the whole Galentine's thing. Does this mean you're getting me a gift? You know it, bitch. You better. you know actually do you remember when arch got you a rose that was actually so sweet i fell in love with him 10 times that was so sweet i was like that's so cute i was like thanks girl so then i was like do you know what with this i'm

gonna appreciate myself i was like i am an amazing girlfriend you are i was like yeah you i'm gonna get so much hate like no you are an amazing girlfriend i'm an amazing girlfriend. You are. I was like, yeah. You are. I'm going to get so much hate. No, you are an amazing girlfriend. You've got to acknowledge that. I'm an amazing girlfriend. And girls, remember this, when you're like, you know, I don't have this issue because Archie is an absolute gem,

but if you think, oh God, did he not say the right thing? Or just think, no. No. I'm an amazing girlfriend. You're an amazing girlfriend. Okay, my song. I'm going to sing it to you.

Ready? Three, two, one. Don't I make it look easy, baby. girlfriend you're an amazing girlfriend okay my song yeah i'm gonna sing it to you ready three two one don't i make it look easy baby when i do what i do when i do what i do don't i make it look easy baby yeah yeah yeah megan trainer oh god that has been my wake wake up song every day this week. Last week. Love that. Don't I make it look... Yeah, I do. I make it look easy.

You do make it look bleeding easy. Yeah, yeah, you know it. What's your song? My song of the week is... Tell me, Beach. Stupid Cupid, you're a real mean guy. And it goes, stupid Cupid, sub it, nummy. I love that song.

Didn't they do it in Glee? They did. Oh, I remember when they did that. And I was like, oh, what a tune. Because I remember there was like this singing competition we did at school. And we sang stupid Cupid. And I was like, ah. Stupid Cupid, sub it, nummy.

Love it. Love it. Okay, so let's do recommendation. Ah, see. Professional when they're building. Okay, so recommendation this week. Quickly, it is the wine bar

called Forza that is on National Theatre. No, the National Theatre one. Because they've got a few. They've got one in Peckham, but they also have one on top of the National Theatre. Oh, delightful. Like kind of a rooftop vibe.

Arch and I went there like a few days ago. And it's great. It's like such a nice vibe. Oh, I like that. It's really, and very busy. But not too busy that you can get a seat. There's a vibe. Yeah, there's a vibe.

There's an atmosphere. Lovely. Let's debrief. This week, it's all about Valentine's. Love. Say love in the most, like, love way you could say it. Love. Oh, that's...

Love. Love. I got it! I got it! Loads of people wrote in a few debriefs and dilemmas to do with Valentine's. Oh, yeah. So, we're going to cover all that, guys. Don't you worry.

And, of course, we're always going to keep you anonymous, so please don't stress. Okay, take us away. So, do you believe in Valentine's Day? Is it a day worth celebrating? Is it a thing in the Kitty McNeil world? In the calendar. Is it a day in your calendar? Because it's quite divisive.

It absolutely is. For me, Peachy Leach, 100%. I'm a girl that loves a holiday, okay? Not just... That's true. That's an understatement. That's a fucking understatement. Not in that way, guys.

Okay. Well, in both ways. What I mean by that is I love anything to be celebrated. So say if it's like, oh, the first day Arch and I kissed. I'm like, put it in the calendar so we can celebrate it. Yeah, you're celebrating May Day Burns Night. You know it, girl. Trooping the colour.

You know it. You're celebrating it all. It's all in that. I love a reason to celebrate. I love a reason to have a cheeky little glass. I love reason just looking forward to things i'm like oh what's coming up it makes you not have the blues um i love it i even celebrated it when i didn't wasn't in a relationship yeah you know i used to just get my friends a card and say love you or like do you know what i mean like i i never was the thing that i have to get a boyfriend to celebrate Valentine's Day.

Do Galentine's Day. Why not? I love Galentine's. Absolutely. Do you believe in Valentine's? Do you celebrate it? I'm very on the fence about Valentine's Day. Part of me loves the cheap chocolate

after Valentine's Day. But I wouldn't say... The M&S chocolate hearts. Oh my God. They're so good. So fucking yummy. I like Valentine's Day I think it is a gorgeous thing

to celebrate when you're in a relationship yeah I've never been like my I feel like people celebrate Valentine's Day dependent on their

like families because my parents weren't big on Valentine's Day so I know I had friends who's like mums would get them cards and roses and stuff

which is lovely yeah that's sweet but I never was really kind of around that so if i'm with a boyfriend i'd love to celebrate it i would literally get all the like love heart pajamas i would literally be like love bug little headbands i would really need everything i would get into it but when i'm not with someone i don't do like galentines okay okay i also think i got into it because at school we did it big time where you could get sent a rose oh my god my school did this so i'd be waiting like for who sent me my

rose did you ever get sent a rose oh yeah i i didn't did you ever get set oh yeah i didn't yeah me too yeah yeah i did too like loads me too okay so you're so you're like well i'll get you roses yeah thank you i'll get you three roses thank you yeah thank you okay so i'm gonna ask you what do you think your perfect valentine's date would be so i've thought about this okay now i'm glad i have yeah i would say lion okay cozy morning okay so we're not doing a run in the morning oh no not on not on saint valentine's day like no he wouldn't want that no no no he's not on muck at the end so i would wake up we'd have a cozy morning we'd probably watch a tv show we've been watching then my boyfriend will go you stay right there while i whip up some

pancakes no morning sex oh no there would be okay okay i'm just i need i feel like that oh so i feel like that's it oh you'd you'd ideally want to be shagging all day if you had the facilities for it if it was like a sunday okay let's say a day of rest you know we haven't got to go to work no no no pissing around on Valentine's Day. No. If so, I'd probably work into your work day, guys. Yeah. Oh, you've got to.

You've got to find some time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then my boyfriend would make me pancakes. And then he'd make them more. And then we'd eat them in bed. Because I'm gabbers. I just love sleeping in my own crumbs.

And then we would have a nice, go for a nice walk. We we would have a nice go for a nice walk we probably get brunch go for a nice walk um and then actually no no brunch we'd go for a lovely walk around probably do like a big loop come back then i'd start getting ready we'd shag a bit more in the afternoon to pad out the time a bit lovely then we'd go get ready for dinner yeah and then we'd go out for a lovely dinner and we'd all get dressed up and then he would tell me that i'm the most beautiful woman alive and of course he would literally worship at my feet and then that would be he'd be like i love the smell of your feet and then you'd be like yeah everyone does i feel like i'm on the same vibe as you i think my favorite valentine's ever

was actually the one last year so arsh and i I had like the most special day. We always get each other gifts, but we went to the spa during the day. So we like spent the whole day at the spa and it was just really romantic. And they had like, they gave us gowns with rose petals in and you know, it was just so sweet. And then spent the day doing that.

And then in the evening, we had like the most gorgeous dinner, you know. I think it's just about, you know, some people do a card, flowers, and that's their thing, you know i think it's just about you know some people do a card a flowers and that's their thing yeah you know um some people do a dinner and that's it no card no flowers just their dinner you know and i think as long personally i feel like as long as you celebrate it in your own way yeah it doesn't have to be lavish although i love a holiday you know it doesn't have to be lavish but i'm saying i think if you are in a relationship and

you're listening to this and you're thinking oh i don't usually do something for valentine's get them a card yeah you know what just write in that card i love you so much and some heartfelt words okay because the card's two pound fifty yeah you know and and actually for us girlies it means a bloody lot i will cry yeah i a card. Yeah, I would take a card over anything. With a man expressing how he feels written down. Opening up. Oh my God. Fuck my life.

No emotional vulnerability. It's like Romeo and Juliet. Like Christmas bloody day. It's like they want to be with you. It's like, you want me forever. Honestly, do you know what I actually thought we should reintroduce? Postcards. I think we should.

No, imagine Archie goes away and you get a postcard. How delightful is that? But I believe that he went away without me. Because you love a holiday. Yeah, I love a holiday. You're like, where are you? So I'd be like, where the fuck have you gone? I love a holiday.

You know I love a holiday. What the fuck? I'd put my beach hat on, my sunblock. I'm like, off I come. Yeah, yeah. So not sure about the postcards um but i could always write you one if please do yeah i'll start writing you one yeah and i'll slip under your door every morning i'll be like hey girl hey girl enjoy the postcard it's interesting because i feel like everyone spends their valentine's day differently like you said it can either be low-key or some people do go above and beyond.

Yes. Above and beyond. Oh, nice, nice. I know. I see what you're doing. Nice, nice. Okay. Not just a hat rack.

Love it. So we are going to talk about, in the topic of going above and beyond, celebrities. Because fucking hell. Celebrities. Disposable incomes. You can go full post. Oh my God. in the topic of going above and beyond celebrities because fucking hell celebrity disposable incomes you can go full pause when they have disposable incomes i'm just like i love to see how far they go honestly how far they go when people cover their houses in rose petals just for the day

i'm like oh my god i'm telling you when i'm when i'm dripping in it okay oh yeah i'm gonna say dripping in money i want to do the most extravagant Valentine's. I don't know what it is yet, all right? But it'll happen. Oh, there'll be people involved. Yeah. You're going to be descending from the ceiling. You know it.

Honestly. Well, it was like fucking Kim Kardashian on Mother's Day when he had that string quartet. That was amazing. See, that was amazing. I'm like, wow. I'm like, that's something for me. Okay, so we're gonna

play um hit and miss as we've done before yes but with celeb things that have happened for valentine's day okay so i'm gonna give you a first one we can't go we say hit again hit means every single day i'll slap that ass miss is like never doing that okay you ready so travis scott filled kylie jenner's mansion with a tunnel of red roses shaped like hearts leading to a large neon heart at the end three two one miss really i just think that's a bit tacky i see what you mean a big neon heart yeah yeah and also the i'm sure they wouldn't be cleaning it up but the mess no they would not be cleaning it out, but the mess. No, they would not be cleaning it up. But I'm telling you, if I woke up and came down and there were like roses in a heart-shaped tunnel,

I'd be like, whoa. That was pretty magnificent. I'd be like, God, you're in love with me. I would say I would love to wake up to roses, but like rose bushes. So it almost looks like a maze, maybe. I'd love to just wake up in a field with a rose bush. Just chuck me in a maze, to be honest.

Just chuck me in a garden center for a day. Have a good time. Okay, give me one. So Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, right? So Ben Affleck, for Valentine's Day, recreated one of her music videos to feature um old videos he found of when they were together to one of her songs three two one hit I'd cry every single day I would cry there have been a few moments in my life okay

girls if I'll be honest yeah there have been there have been a few moments too that i've been so overwhelmed by something archie has done i'm like i will marry you right now like i would get down on my knee oh my god don't get me wrong i didn't mug myself off and actually do it but i thought shit like and if he created a video yeah all that kind of oh yeah is this something archie's done or like moments you've had? Moments you've had or things he's done that I'm like. Was one Paris. One was Paris.

You know the exact moment. Yeah. I can't give all the things away on the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. But maybe one day. City allure of. Yeah.

City allure of. City allure of doing its job. Okay. I'm going to give you one. Okay. Okay, I'm going to give you one. Okay, so Cardi B inked her wedding date on Offset's hand and he inked the wedding date on hers as well. Oh, they did it to each other?

They did it to each other. Ooh. Yeah, ready? Three, two, one. Miss. Are you joking me? Can you imagine if it went all wiggly? Miss.

And if you got that much money, why are you doing that? Miss. Because I've got no tattoos. Neither do I. So I. Although Arch gives me shit, I don't. Oh my God.

Yeah. He's got a literal tattoo of me featured. Arch got a tattoo for Kit and she went with him and then he was like, oh, your turn. And she's like, oh.

I was like, not sure my paint on me. I was like, I just haven't on me i was like i just i haven't found the right thing yet guys but i don't know about that like i think i don't know i think if you're someone who regularly gets tattooed like yeah they've got loads they're dripping in tats so then i'm like for them it's a hit it's war off a duck's back like doesn't mean anything but i personally wouldn't do that yeah i agree okay you'll go my next one is tell me pete davidson oh sent chloe kardashian flowers for valentine's day whilst he was dating kim as like a gesture of goodwill when she was going through all that

stuff with tristan three two one hit i feel like actually cried that's something archie did because literally yeah oh my god that is so hormonal at the moment girls anything will set me off i feel like when you just told me that i thought you got the name wrong i was like no kim no he got her flowers and she tagged him and she was like thanks so much for these like it really that was really lovely and i think that is such a gentlemanly thing what a gent like a gent i mean archie did it like guys last valentine's day kate and arch had the most spectacular day i was at work yeah and i came home and there was a little rose on my bed and i was like that is the sweetest and you know the cutest thing about it he didn't

even like say should i do this he just did and he came back and he's like, oh, I got a rose. I was like, oh. And he was like, for Katie. And I was like. Isn't that so sweet? That's so cute. So respectful. Okay, so I got another one. Yeah. Machine Gun Kelly wore a necklace with a clear pendant

that visibly had blood in it of Megan Fox's. Three, two, one. Miss. That's serial killer vibes. If Archie had like a little pendant and tube. With your blood in it. What are you doing? I don't know. You absolute Jeffrey Dahmer.

Get yourself away. It's like, you know, Megan Fox's engagement ring. Yeah. Will physically cut her if she takes it off. What? When Machine Gun Kelly proposed the ring is cut that once, when it's on, there's like a little pinprick thing. So when she takes it off, it'll scratch her.

What? Like it's a weird thing. To say to her like, don't take it off ever. That's awful. But of course you always need, like you have to at some point. I know. It's a gorgeous ring.

You won't want to lose that down the sink if you're washing up or anything. Yeah, exactly. Oh no, I don't like that down the sink if you're washing up or anything yeah exactly oh no i don't like that yeah wild do you have any others yeah i've got actually recent breakup so touchy subject eck and sue and david day oh i know they finally they broke up the second time but last valentine's day he surprised her with flowers balloons and a whole like table spread of her like favorite treats you know it was like wall full of balloons flowers everywhere and then like all her favorite snacks out on like the table absolute hit hit

absolute hit i feel like when a man knows you that well it's just even more sexually enticing because it's like you know that i love candied nuts you know you haven't got pretzels because you know i like you've got the candy that's what i just love about it because it's like it really shows one another i know you it's the sexiest thing when someone you're seeing starts to know you like it's like oh do you want anything from the shops no but they come back with your favorite treats they get you peanut m&ms oh my god i just got goosebumps and you're just like, oh, you love me. Honestly, I'm like, you're thinking of me.

You're obsessed, you're obsessed. I love it so much. So we asked the Debrief listeners for some Valentine's disasters. Yeah. Just to remind you girls that you've got to kiss a lot of bloody frogs before you find that prince, okay? Oh. That's what my mum said to me for years. She was like, girl, you kiss a lot of frogs before you, no, yeah, you kiss a lot of frogs before you find that prince okay oh they're a thick that's what my mum said to me for years she was like girl she's like you kiss a lot of frogs before you know what yeah you kiss a lot

of frogs before you find you find your prince and didn't i just well didn't i take that challenge on to the extreme you just take go above took that around with it hey i thought all right then i was like add them lying challenge accepted mother my mom always used to say well no still does um used to does the right man is just cooking for you oh he's he's cooking he's not quite ready yet he's he's just getting ready for you oh i like that he's being caramelized or he's yeah he's just he's being honey glazed right now yeah yeah sent out to beach yeah sent out to the beach all delivered, sent out to the beach. All delivered. Okay, so I've got the first one,

and it's pretty full on. Oh, God. Hey, girls, great question. My uni boyfriend's friend let me and my boyfriend use his parents' fancy flat in New York for Valentine's. Fuck off. Okay, so are we all there?

Because there's all the confuses. So this girl and her boyfriend, her uni boyfriend, her boyfriend's friend, his parents have a flat in New York. And he said, you guys can use it for Valentine's. Cool. Fuck. What a generous friend. I know, I'm like, wow.

Where'd you get these friends from? She says, so we make dinner, get naked, and start rolling around on the floor. I know. God, that's so sexy in New York. In New York, and on the floor, there's something feral about it, like, fuck the bed. New York's like, oh, it's primal.

New York is the city of love. Primal! New York is the city of passion. Paris, city of love. City of love. New York, city of passion and sex. Oh, I love her. So she goes, but his friend's parents have cats and I'm horribly allergic to cats.

Fuck. So I'm sneezing and my eyes are tearing up, but I'm determined to ignore it and have the best sex of my life. Oh my God. Then, dot, dot, dot. No. My vajayjay must have touched some cat hair because it starts to swell up i mean really so a lot i've never seen anything like it so the v-day fun stopped there did it swell it was like a fucking hot air balloon down there it was that it was a hot air balloon

i was like can you imagine how embarrassing that would be on Valentine's Day? I was like, I know. Fuck, and she was so determined as well. She was so determined to have sexy time. Shit. I'm like, poor girl. Oh my God, poor girl. Okay, you've got one.

So this is quite short and sweet. Actually, not sweet. So, hey girls, this guy that I've been seeing for valentine's day sent me black roses and when i messaged him about it he said that's because our relationship is dead i've ended it over text what the fuck how sadistic is that oh no how sadistic is that you're like no. How sadistic is that? You're like, oh, thanks for the flowers, but they're black. Yeah, actually, they're dead.

I would defecate on his front porch if he did that to me. Yeah. I would seriously. I would set fire to his house. I'd let it go up in flames. I would literally. What? What?

What? Are you that? What? And what icks me out more is the theatrics of it. Just break up with me. Don't fucking send me. I would literally what? what? are you that? what? and what icks me out more is the theatrics of it just break up with me don't fucking send me yeah

imagine him going into the flower shop do you do black ones? yeah that's the ick and then he's big and then in with his friends like you'll never guess

what I did I bought and that's the fact he had to buy he spent sterling pounds on those flowers on like this oh what a muggin.

That's so embarrassing. It's an absolute mug. Okay. This girl says, I called my boyfriend on Valentine's Day while he was at uni to see if he got my gift and flowers. Oh.

And another girl answered the phone. It was 7.30 a.m. I'd be, no. Her boyfriend. I'd break down. I would go over there and be like, Also 7.30 a.m. like, no. Her boyfriend. I'd break down. I would go over there and be like, also 7.30 a.m. No, no.

If it was two, I'd be like, maybe they can still be out. They've been spooning. They've been spooning. They've been having a cuddle. Spooning leads to forking. About a week before Valentine's Day last year, one of my friends broke up with her long-term boyfriend.

Okay. So since we were all single, she and I and two other friends decided to act upon Valentine's Day's day and do a galentine's day dinner um and we were gonna have a fun night out lovely so we live in a small town um so there was only really like one good place to go okay they want to have like a bougie dinner lovely okay she says everyone we knew had made the same reservation at the same restaurant. Okay. So when they went in, the waitress sat them down next to her ex-boyfriend and his Valentine's date.

A week after they break up. And then she sat down next to her ex and the new girlfriend. So long story short, my friends and I dedicated our first round of drinks to her ex and his date who felt extremely uncomfortable and they cut their evening short brilliant good girls that's what you do that's what you do you can't like hide away from it you can't run to the toilets crying no you can't do that you have to sit with your friends look him dead in the eye maybe even give him a wave do it send send him oh that's on me tell you your evening tell you what you shouldn't do though send black roses that's embarrassing okay so i've got one

more yeah this girl goes hey girls love the question last valentine's i was seeing this guy and we decided to have a sexy night at his house lovely during the evening i was sat on the sofa and him on the floor as we were watching a film. When all of a sudden, without any encouragement, he launched himself at me and thrust his face into my cleavage. I screamed and jumped back only to find him left in a heap on the floor with blood gushing from his face. My tits broke his nose and I got the egg. Do you know what gets me most? Why are you launching yourself? Why are you just sat down?

Why are you sat and then launching into my cleavage? What the fuck? Why are you not leading up? Why are you not handing the fuck? What the fuck? We know what it's like with like a hand on the thigh and you're like, oh my God, here we go. Here we go, here we go.

And then he's like, moves your hair off your shoulder and you're like, and then comes in for a kiss and then maybe kisses your neck. Why are you launching in my cleavage it's like it's like the red buzzer went off he's like now it's like i need you i wonder what point of the film he was like would you think he was waiting maybe he was like when the scene ends he's like when it ends maybe it's like when you get out of bed and you're like five more minutes yeah and then i'll get out it's go time three minutes two minutes the fact and then he must have launched himself with such vigor i hope you're okay girl yeah why your a your tits broke his nose that's what i'm loving i'm just like her

tits are steel they're like boom they like ricochet i am titani she's like he's like do me down why are you launching that's Why are you launching into, why are you launching in my cleavage? No, because, but then, but then he's on a heap in the floor. I would be,

and he's like, ow, ow. I'd be like, get out. So we then have Valentine's Day dilemmas. I know. So,

okay. Hey girls, happy Valentine's or Galentine's. Thanks girl. I was wondering if you could give some advice. So me and my boyfriend have been together for just under a year. So, okay. Hey girls, happy Valentines or Galentines. Thanks, girl. Oh, nice. I was wondering if you could give some advice. So me and my boyfriend have been together for just under a year and are celebrating Valentines for the first time together.

Oh, how exciting. Or so I thought. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. He told me he was going to organize something a few weeks ago, but then seemed a little annoyed when I asked recently for clues about our plans. because you're gonna want to know the well you need to know what you're wearing yeah what's the vibe but he seemed to get annoyed we then went out in our friendship group

last week to the pub and they asked him about our valentine's plans and he said oh god don't get me started she'll get what she's given i was so embarrassed firstly and also really upset that it seems he's not given this any thought all my friends and family always celebrate valentine's day in a nice way and it's upset me quite a bit um that the one i want to spend it with the most seemingly couldn't care least um girls i just don't know what to do i definitely want to have a chat with him about how rude he was but starting to think that this is a make or break situation, would love your advice. Bin him, bin him. I'm just like, first of all, it's the giving hope.

Do you know what it's giving? Do you know what it's giving? Early stages of the relationship, I'm putting every effort in to get you, he's got you, now he's like, fuck it. That's what it's giving. And so first of all, don't part with that shit. Second of all, why is he tricking you

into be like, I'll do something. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. And then you're like, oh, what is it? He's like, don't be an idiot. It's like, what? Why are you asking?

Why are you gaslighting me? That's so wild. And then the third, why are you chatting shit about me in front of other people, in front of my face? Like you don't even have the decency to bitch about me

like when I'm not there. That's honestly fucking. Don't get me me started she'll get what she's given that's fucking wild to me no that reminds me of um an ex-boyfriend of mine once we were talking about easter plans like in a group of friends oh god um and i was literally next to him and he's whispered to his friend which i heard oh she'll be gone by eas. Because he went, oh, you're not going to spend Easter together. And he was like, she'll be gone by Easter. Men are the fucking worst. I would say Bim him.

I did not know this. It was bad. Well, quite frankly, darling, I think you can have a conversation. Yeah, call him out for the comment. Yeah, call him out for the comment. You're in your right to have a conversation. conversation however i feel if there's a man out there who thinks it's appropriate to speak about you like that in front of you in front of other people than him no and you want a man who is like i want to make her feel loved on valentine's day so, I think if you have a conversation and he does not change or he is not sobbing

and begging for like your forgiveness, bin him. Have a Valentine's with your girls again. Yeah, honestly. I feel like, come have one with Katie. Like Katie will look after you. Honestly, I'll do Galentine's.

She'll do, yeah. I'll do Galentine's. But you will be getting what you're given if you've done this late notice. Yeah, yeah. That's so rude. Okay, so I've got really interesting one. but you will be getting what you're given if you've done this late notice i yeah yeah that's so rude okay so i've got really interesting one hi girls love the pod so much believe it or not my daughter listens to it and she got me into it i know so i may be one of your oldest listeners

i'm 47 with an amazing husband and a beautiful daughter and wonderful son. I really like Valentine's Day and always have. I got you, girl. I got you. Any time to celebrate. Even early in my relationship with my husband, he knew that and would always go to the utmost effort to make it special. Dinners out or going to see a show or sometimes a dance class over the last few years we haven't really done anything apart from a card okay i hope this doesn't sound ungrateful but it really

upset me as i love valentine's so much and it is in fact my favorite holiday i spoke to my friends about it and they said that i'm lucky i get a card at all and that i'm overreacting because valentine's is for when you're younger. I don't know, girls. I need your help. Should I say something to my husband or should I just let it go? I think the most interesting thing to me

is that obviously it's such a shame to me that the conversation around women should be like, you're lucky you even get a card. I feel like we as women and this is a generalization yeah have been conditioned to think the bare minimum is the biggest gesture absolutely and i personally feel like you should absolutely you can absolutely broach it and be like you know i'd love to do something really special this year great and i think we should celebrate each other more yes and i want to celebrate you

so let's do something let's book a dinner why don't we go on a little staycation i mean kit would love it she loves a holiday i got you girl so i feel like don't think if you want more than a card ask for more than a card like you can you can sort that because i feel like i completely agree you shouldn't and especially on valentine's day i feel like. I completely agree. You shouldn't. And especially on Valentine's Day, I feel like. I saw actually Grace Beverly was speaking about this. She was like, the way you love, you need someone that will love you the way you love. Yes. Because if you're not on the same vibe.

Then you're not going to feel loved. Then you're just not going to feel fulfilled in any way. It's love languages, isn't it? You want some. If you know you wear your heart on your sleeve and you will do anything for anyone you deserve someone who will do anything for you completely agree so i personally think do something special why don't you book something and say it's a surprise yeah like i think that would be great yeah i absolutely agree i also think it's a real shame that your friends said that and made you feel that way. And I am sorry because I can understand why maybe that would be a perception.

Oh, it's for younger people because you're courting, you're getting, okay, fine. However, love shouldn't fade, you know, and clearly your love hasn't because you still want to celebrate it with your husband. You've got a lovely family, beautiful children. You know, there's clearly such love hasn't because you still want to celebrate it with your husband. You've got a lovely family, beautiful children. You know, there's clearly such love there. However, you know, parents do have to find their own relationship when their children leave.

And there is a massive thing of when your kids leave, you look at each other and think, right. I mean, I haven't gone through it, but, you know, I talked to my mom and she's now creating this new foundation where it's just her and my dad. And they go on holidays, just two of them. And they're they're like gosh it's like a completely new stage of our life you know wild so remember that this man clearly loves you and also the biggest thing he knows how to show you love because he's done it in the past you've said he took you out for dinners and you went to shows you went to dance classes so there's nothing wrong with just saying, you know, and he knows that you love it so much because you've said previously he made the utmost effort. So there's nothing wrong with just being like,

oh, look, I would love to spend Valentine's just you and I. You know, maybe, I don't know how old your kids are, but if they see friends or if they're with an aunt or uncle and we could just do something really special, I would really appreciate that fine and i just know that they would love that as well yes yes because i'm sure there's like if my boyfriend came to me being like i would just love to have the most special day with you i'd be like oh yeah yeah yeah quality time and i think sometimes you can it can be so hard to read

each other i mean i don't know anything about marriage because I'm not in one, but in relationships, you could be maybe feeling some way and thinking that's the way it's coming across when they're thinking in a completely different way because men are from Mars and women are from Venus and love languages are different. So he might think that you're really stressed at the moment, but actually you're upset

that you haven't got a Valentine's plan. So he might be thinking, well, she might not want to go away because she's stressed. So we completely support you. Make sure you're heard and please write back to us to what you do because i'm sure you'll do something special yeah have a magical time magical time lovely how many have you got this week i've got got one. I've got one. Yeah. I'll ping pong you. Yeah. You ready?

Lovely. Tell me. Mine is, when people refer to Valentine's Day as V-Day. Really? Right. Really? Why are you doing that? Really?

I don't know why it icks me out so much. It makes me think. This makes me, and this is just an unrelated story, but remember BBM? oh yeah on black breeds so i was obsessed with the vampire diaries me too at the time so my status demon salvador my state because everyone caught the vampire diaries would be tvd the vampire diaries you know it my status on there used to be vd and a love heart i love her

which i didn't realize at the time stood for venereal disease so i'm just like i'm there on bb i'm like i'm here oh my god that's so funny that reminds me like back away when people are like v-day how are you spending your V-Day? Eh? Valentine's? Eh? I love it. Because I feel there's such grandeur in saying, what are you doing for Valentine's Day? Yeah.

Oh, the day of love? Let me tell you. Let me tell you. Let me express what I'm doing, okay? Someone comes up to me, what are your plans for V-Day? You can shut the fuck up. You can shut the fuck up shut the fuck up no plans no plans not with you sir not with you oh i'd love to spend v-day with you who the fuck do you think

you are you wise cracker like who who do you think you are uh v-day so funny you have the most specific ex like the v-day that on New Year's or like before. See you next year. See you next year. Shut up. I'm like, what? It's not funny. Which now I'm going to make sure I say every year.

I did it this year. I was like, see you next year. She was like, yeah. I was like, yeah, I guess. Yeah. Oh, lovely. Are you ready? Yeah.

Okay, so I went to a comedy club last week with Archie and my sister. Oh, cultured. I am, I am. I've never been to a comedy club last week with Archie and my sister. Oh, cultured. I am, I am. I've never been to a comedy club. Oh my God. Oh no, we went, didn't we? Oh no, of course we did.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh God, honestly, I treat you and you forget. Cherish memories. Guess not. Yeah, guess not. So I went to this comedy club and it was the Secret Comedy Club. So it's quite well known in London. It's the one that if you to this comedy club and it was the secret comedy club. So it was quite well known in London. And it's the one that if you're into comedy clubs to go to.

So we went and it was great and really enjoyed it. Okay, the X. The people that give me the X in the world are the ones that sit at the front in comedy clubs and are gagging to be talked to. That is the X. I'm telling you okay okay okay archie brought me to yeah i'll give you an example in a sec but if archie brought me to a comedy quick quick quick let's sit at the front quick hurry up hurry up i sit there these these people

are like golden retrievers smiling up at the comedian practically ranking themselves off to them with their mouths so like happy and i'm like honestly calm down a bit okay it's all right and then they're like you know have we got any americans in the house okay you know classic line someone at the front is all me and they're like oh you where are you from i'm not oh you're wasting my time, the comedian's time, and everyone, do you know what I mean? It was like begging to the attention. I don't personally get, because going to a comedy show

and getting called out is my own personal version of hell. This is why Archie and I were like, we're sitting at the back, Lily, I'm afraid, and we're sitting at the back, I'm so scared. And do you know what they won't call on you because they know you're gagging for it yeah and you know what pisses me off more is i'm like these comedians from someone who's done stand-up themselves you're shitting yourself okay and you're like i want to get my set done i want to do well i want to get so when someone's then wasting your time you get five minutes up there and you've got a red buzzer okay someone's wasting 30 seconds oh well that's what one fifth gone or oh yeah right i don't know you've got to be tight on you know what i mean i just like it that's such

an egg that is such an egg i was like get out my face like honestly okay should we go on to question question i'm on silly and i'm on serious yeah okay you get you take it away my love i'm ready right do you think yeah every person that gets asked out on valentine's day has to be asked to be their valentine oh like do you think do you think it's actually a prerequisite you think it should be a thing that archie has to go will you be my valentine okay okay so i misunderstood the question at the time. I know it's quite hard to, I'm trying to find the best way to phrase it.

Yes, yes, yes, it's not done right, we'll rewrite that. Yes, it was phrasing correctly, all right. Yes, yes, yes, that wasn't quite how I put it, but that's okay. Yes, I want to be asked every year to be Archie's Valentine and I put it out there. I say, Archie, I wonder who's Valentine I'll be this year. And he goes, oh, I know.

And I'm like, I know. And do you know what I know? Do you know what I love is that he knows that I know that it's the thing. You know, he's not like, oh, God, not this again. He's like, I should ask her. I just feel it's polite. Do you know what I mean? It's like, I'm not going to, you shouldn't expect my love.

I'm going to woo you once more, okay? Every opportunity for a new woo. Oh, this is again, a love celebration. It's like, it's not even Valentine's. It's being asked to be the Valentine. It's another holiday. Another thing to celebrate. Another thing to celebrate.

So I believe that. However, if you're single pringle ready to mingle and you've met a guy so say you and this guy that you thoroughly embarrass yourself in front of but then redeem yourself with with my sexy video yeah and if if he said to you do you want to go out or why don't we go out for drinks on valentine's i'm not expecting him to be asking you to be his valentine because i would cringe i would cringe i would cringe if he's like katie would you be my valentine i'd be like steady my friend that would be the i feel that's too early only if you're in a relationship i'm like only it doesn't necessarily have to be a relationship it's like but if you've known each other and there's a bond

and there's a you know a connection and you've known each other for a long time but yeah for the first time ever going out and they're like, you're my val- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What do you think? I don't know. Because even when I did celebrate Valentine's Day, they were never like, will you be my valentine? Oh, been in.

So, trash. Yeah, absolute trash. So I don't know. I feel like, personally for me, I don't know. I feel like personally for me, I wouldn't mind either way. How interesting. If I was with someone and he was like, will you be my Valentine?

I'd be like, oh, that's sweet. But also if he was like, I booked here for Valentine's Day, I'd be like, that's great. So it wouldn't bother you if he was like, oh, so on Valentine's Day, I've booked to go see a show rather than being like, will you be my Valentine?ine this year you know i know it's so sweet that

would be really sweet but i just but can't win them all but you know do you know i'm really just trying to find anything at this point so um so you know it's not a prerequisite boys i'm not picky would you take the v-day if he asked you no how about if he said come out on v-day if he said come out on v-day i said ask me to come out again on valentine's would you i'd be if he said come out on v-day i'd use my charm okay and my amazing chat yeah so you wouldn't be rude i wouldn't be rude but i'd be like oh v-day i'm like at least say the full name wouldn't be rude, but I'd be like, oh, V-Day. I'm like, at least say the full name. You mean Valentine's.

And they'd be like, wow, what a hilarious gal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotta get her in the sack. Gotta get. Gotta take her home to mommy. Yeah, yeah, you know it. Yeah, yeah. Let's wine and dine this peach.

Yeah, honestly. Okay, so I've got a cracking silly question. I'm so excited. Would you rather your boyfriend not want to celebrate valentine's at all and it's actively against it so he's not like oh let's not do valentine's he's literally like fuck just another day yeah no like he's like it's such a shit holiday why would you ever want to celebrate that so say it's the four of us all together me archie you and what did we call your hypothetical boyfriend in the past ben ben you and better together and ben's

like oh fucking kit and arch doing that like isn't it so pathetic and we're like not really like he that's how actively against his or he does celebrate it however he insists on spending the day with his mum oh good one fuck good one would i get a card yes but you would be his second love like he'd be like valentine's is for my mum like i'm gonna go but i'll give you you know do you know what valentine's is the holiday for his mum he's like would we see each other in the day? No, it's for his mum. He's like, oh, I'll see you tomorrow, but. It would upset me.

But if I got a card. No, Casey, you're settling. Actually, maybe you're not. Maybe. I don't know, because obviously, like, we have finite time with our parents. I think it's actually quite sweet that he would choose to spend valentine's day with his mummy not depends though how close is he with his if he's calling his mum all the time i'd be and then was like i want to

spend valentine's day with her i'd be like that's weird but if he's like sees his parents when he does like every so often and then is like oh but me and my mom have always kind of done something together on valentine's day and i just want to show how much i love her like okay you've put that in a nice way men that love their mothers are high up in the ranks and then it's more sexy to me so i'm like oh my god that is delightful that is absolutely lovely you do that you make maureen's day okay like you make her feel the most special woman on earth yeah and i get especially if you've got like a maureen a good relationship with maureen then that's really nice go go spoil maureen yeah and that would make maureen love you even more oh and she put oh my god and katie lets

you go spoil me i'll be like yeah maureen i do okay so you've put an interesting spin on that because initially i was like fuck that like i Like, I was like, fuck that. Like, that would ick me. However, there's nothing more attractive than a man who respects his mum. Yes. Not a mummy's boy. Not a mummy's boy. There's a difference, ladies.

There is a very clear difference. Not a mummy's boy. If he's ringing his mum every five minutes, get the fuck out. Leave. Go. But if he's like, I love my mum and i respect her as a woman drop your panties oh my god i'm like you've been you have been brought up well yes yes that's what i love that's what i love that respect their mothers yeah but i personally would feel i would take it personally

my boyfriend like scrooge yeah hates valentine's day like scrooge hates Valentine's Day. Like Scrooge hated Christmas. Like hates Valentine's Day. And not even I, his girlfriend, the love of his life at that point in time could not change his opinion on it. Okay, fair. Because I do see it as a day to celebrate. But then would you not feel upset seeing everyone else celebrating?

But he's off with his mum. Could you not do Galentines with your mum? Yeah. The day before? Yeah. I think it would upset me. But I feel like if I was shown that I was thought of, like if I got flowers and a card,

and then he came home that evening to me and we had an evening. Yeah. Like he spent the day like painting pottery with moraine and then comes back with like a takeaway and let's put a film on here's my card here's my present i love you i'd be fine with that okay okay i see what you mean okay i'm interested to know what the debriefers will say yeah i'm interested because i think i would take it very i don't know about you, but if my boyfriend was like, fuck Valentine's Day, I wake up on the 14th, because you'd also,

me personally, I'd still think, oh, he's putting on a show. Yeah. Oh, I love that. He's distracting me. She's like, that couldn't possibly be true.

He wants to celebrate it with me. Oh, he hates Valentine's Day. Wing, wing. I'm like, I'm going to wake up to fucking balloons everywhere. Rose petals to the fucking neon sign. And then I would be even more disappointed because I would think he's doing something in secret.

Then I'd wake up like, oh no, you really meant that. You really meant that. Yeah, okay, I see what you mean. And if I was like, would it be like if I was like, happy Valentine's Day, he'd be like, fuck off. Yeah, he'd be like, oh no. Oh, not that, yeah.

Oh, I'd be like, no, you will declare your love for me. He's with mummy then. He's with mummy. Yeah. Well, girls, I hope you and boys, I always think that with girls and boys, I hope that you- Have a great Valentine's Day.

Yeah. And tell us what you do. Are you Galentizing? Are you Valentizing? Are you Scrooge McDuff? Are you like, fuck this shit? I don't know. Have a great day. Have a great Monday, my loves. Have, fuck this shit? I don't know. Have a great day.

Have a great Monday, my loves. Have a great week. I love you so much. Have a good week. Take into the week that you are a fantastic girlfriend and a sexy. And a sexy, sexy motherfucker. Just like KJ, who posted a video of her dancing on the D-Rate.

Post the Tharstraps, guys. Honestly, post them. It was quite liberating. Oh, yeah. Okay. It was good. It was. It was fantastic.

Yeah. Right. Bye, guys. Love you. Bye. posed them it was quite liberating oh yeah okay it was good it was it was fantastic yeah right bye guys love you bye