The Debrief - Power To The Punani

Episode Date: September 11, 2023

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I got a rebel soul, I got a rebel soul, I got a rebel soul. Woohoo! Hi everyone! Good morrow, guten morgen, guten morgen, guten morgen. It's so weird, we've just had an update in the studio yeah they've made our um mics and the audio sound crystal clear so katie and i are kind of messing around with a bit of asmr right yeah absolutely like that was genuinely quite scary honestly i can hear every little crystal thing you're saying i know it's so crystal can you see those little

things are lighting up when we speak like i'm really confused. What the fuck? I know. Oh my gosh. They're like, hey girl. It's like, kitty speaking. Kitty speaking. Yeah, it's kitty down the line here. It's kitty down line one. Honestly, I feel like we just have never

made that microphone work and someone's come in and made it work now. I know. Maybe we've just been using this for the aesthetic. Maybe the mics have never worked because this sounds great because people always say like oh so what you do with the headphones mic it's like so you can hear yourself

put it out right i've never heard myself it's actually made it more dull but what you're saying katie what do you say i think i kept one ear out you made fun but i kept one ear out but now they're gonna stay firmly on because i can hear you crystal clear one two, two, one, two. Well, it's an advantage and a disadvantage for someone who's got misophonia. Because this clicking is really hard on my senses. Yeah. Well, I really hope.

It's prickling my body. I hope you can get through that. You're a strong girl. And you know what? I am. God sends his hardest battles to his strongest as soldiers so you've got this oh my god you've got that's fucking i've never heard of that now put fucking an iron crest in front of me because i am a soldier you're ready for battle oh i am yeah yeah chin up i want to try out a little bit of asmr and

see how it feels so okay i'm gonna do a Kourtney Kardashian. Oh my God. Hi everyone. It's a kitty. Oh, that's quite nice for an ASMR. Yeah. Oh no! That's horrible.

I don't like the breath. Horrible. That's horrible. Well, how about my nails? How about that? That's nice. that's nice that's nice firstly happy monday i'm feeling actually disgusting myself that i didn't welcome you to the monday and i will say yeah to you kitty mcneil yeah tell me guten morgan and i'll tell you why why you're off yeah to vienna and that is good morning today in no i'm not tomorrow austrian it is it is better

than earlier when i said viennese it's not viennese that was a moment that that was not that is not the language of vienna certainly not it is austrian viennese not couldn't be viennese trying to say like vietnamese. I know it's not in Vietnam. I know Vienna isn't in Vietnam. I'm aware. I've got the... I'm switched. One thing I am is switched on, all right?

One thing I don't take you as is a mug. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Welcome to the Monday. Welcome to the Monday. It is quarter to ten in the studio right now on a Monday morning. Absolutely.

We've got our coffees. We've got our matches. We've got our matches. My mantra today is it's happy it's good and it's and it is in threes love it i am happy yes i'm confident double yes i am strong triple yes now can i ask the yes the double yes and the triple yes they're part of the mantra. They're not part of the mantra. I'm just hyping myself up here. Okay, yeah, that was ignorant of you to ask that. You should have clocked it on. You should have got it.

I should have got it, okay. It is, yeah, I am happy, I am confident, I am strong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love it. Why do you need that this week? I feel like I just need to go strip it back to basics. Strip that down. Three, grounding.

Good week ahead. Really exciting week ahead yeah and i'm ready for it are you ready for it are you ready are you ready oh my god this new mic sister it's like i'm fucking loving it it's like you're inside my brain i know scratching around scratching around oh and i like your mantra i think i think sometimes stripping back those you know clothes and going back to the basics yeah the nature of the bod you know you're just like what do i need to connect with i'm happy i'm strong why did you feel you needed to be strong if you felt a bit i feel like i just need to remind myself that i can be okay yeah that's nice i think it's like yeah i'm not gonna be pushed over i'm not gonna be pushed over i'm gonna be strong this week have a good time yeah you've got to be a biggest cheerleader and the fact that

you're just cheering yourself on when sometimes times are tough yeah times are yeah right let me tell you what mine is okay so you will completely understand where this mantra has come from this week if you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything yeah now this is a quote like a famous quote yes i can't tell you who it's from so research it come on you know i've got other things to do um but it is a famous quote if you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything and i think it's so true because when you start lying when you start spinning a yarn yeah and someone says oh and this happened didn't you do this and you're like um did i did i i genuinely tell you guys you will have the clearest conscience yeah anxiety if you genuinely just stay true to

who you are genuinely and sometimes the truth is hard really hard but you'd rather be truthful than get bitten on the ass by a lie yeah completely have you ever been bitten on the ass oh absolutely and you know uh we were speaking about this where it's the classic if you chat shit about someone or you say something behind someone's back like don't lie guys we've all done it no we've all done it no and when they come back to you and they're like did you say this and then you lie i've done this before and i've gotten bitten on the ass what did you say about the person i can't remember what it was it was in school i just remember saying something about someone and then coming back to me and saying i've heard you've been saying this

and i shat myself. And I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, oh, my God, I didn't even think that. And then the person who told them was a very credible source. So they were just literally like, well, you're full of shit. And I'm like, well, yeah, actually, I am. Honestly, if someone goes up to you and says, did you say this about me? Just say, yeah.

Yeah. Because actually, if you go, you know, did you actually call me a bitch? yeah yeah because actually we was like if you go you know did you actually call me a bitch yeah yeah yeah i did like where are you going from there yeah like genuinely what the fuck are you going from there oh okay because pandering around is actually worse yeah yeah yeah oh no no um i know it's not you're just baiting yourself out you just gotta be like yeah i mean many a time i've been caught in a lie many a time and you know i've learned the hard way when you're just like no no no and then everyone's like yes well yes you did say that so you just gotta own it and i think at the moment there's been quite a bit of dishonesty yes and this is in no regards

to arch or my relationship or my friendships or whatever but there has been quite a bit of dishonesty and I think own your shit if you're gonna speak shit own it tell me a song my song of the week

I wanna put on my my my my my boogie shoes just a bo my my my boogie shoes just a boogie with you boogie shoes oh my nose boogie shoes no I don't know this song but it does sound delightful

who wrote this song Casey and the Sunshine Band no I actually know oh my god I don't think they did. Lying. Lying for fuck's sake. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. It's the dishonesty of it all.

I'm pathological. What's your song? Well, I'll tell you. Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be The future's not as you see Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Sing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, wow, wow. Okay, so basically Katie and I are binging at the moment from.

From, guys. Big shout out to from. No one, please Katie, please, from, from, big shout out to from, no one, please Katie, please, please, please, please do not search up the ending.

There are two types of people in this world, the people that search up the ending, which is me, and then the people that don't. But I genuinely, I love, I actually do it sometimes. No,

you please promise me now, on the pod, you cannot search up the ending. I promise I will not search up the ending. I want to experience it with you, because do you know what's the worst thing? Katie and't always like watch these scary things together i'm like i wonder what's gonna happen she sits there like i'm like she fucking knows again there's just something so when she gives like we watch it now and she's like i bet this is connected to this i say to her have you searched up are you giving it away and she's like no no no i'm like hand on heart

yeah put it on your arm girl guides fucking girl guides fucking honor yeah haven't searched it up promise pink like promise okay okay i promise okay i have not searched it up i actually do this i was watching i've been loving desperate housewives recently don't know how i haven't found that in my life however i will do it where i will actually scan you know when you can scan and it gives you little time frames of what happens in the episode i know you do that i do that all the like i'll start an episode and then just see kind of vaguely what happens you're you before i get onto that from is this program and in the what's it called introduction in the program theme tune it sings k sarah sarah yeah and then i literally have not been able to stop singing it and then i also was like doris day singing k sarah

sarah what a fucking vibe what whatever will be will be guys the future's not ours to see k sarah sarah yeah yeah and i thought that's a bit of the podcast that is a bit of a podcast yeah i love it 100 but this is what this is what i'm saying there are two people in the world that love surprises and don't yes what but for me what would be the fucking point in watching it if i already do that if i'm like scanning through the ending are you scared of surprises katie i think i like to know what's happening so i can prepare myself i also think you like to be in control or you like i don't want to be surprised i think it's because i like to know what's going to happen and i like to be in control i genuinely have ruined every single tv show ending gossip girl that was actually you searched out i actually

didn't search it up someone told me which was worse yeah i just do it all the time. I just want to know. Okay, so let's debrief. So this week we're going to do a little trot down memory lane. Yeah. And we're going to refer to things about each other that maybe have slipped our minds. Yeah. And just remind each other of why we have enjoyed each other's friendship. Okay, Peach, you go first. my first one is um one of my

earlier memories of you which was um we had a halloween party in our flat in halls and kit was so drunk that she climbed on top of our fridge but then got so scared because she couldn't get down like she was honestly you know like when cats get stuck on roofs like you were literally sat there like help help i can't get down and i'm like well i can't get you off this bridge you fell on like that girl tried to help you down and then you fell onto her like genuinely i've still got that video the crash oh my god oh my i'm surprised you both came away unscathed it was terrifying yeah or it looked you look terrified i remember even being like fuck i'm gonna get on top of this fridge i'm going to get i mean what a fucking

attention to i mean what what an attention to i was like guys guys i mean how pick me is that guys guys i'm gonna get on the fridge guys Guys, guys, I'm going to. And I did. I fucking climbed up this fridge. And this fridge isn't a fucking mini fridge, guys. No, it's a tall one. This is a huge fucking fridge. You almost squashed by like the ceiling.

Yeah, I was literally. There wasn't a lot of room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I looked down and think, why am I doing this? Do you know what was even more embarrassing? It was literally just you and me in there. No one else was in the room. It's not like I was literally like guys guys i literally got up i was like ha

and then looked you i was like right well time to come down then it's like did it get me down and that video i fly down you know i fly i catapult down you're sat on the edge for a bit and then you're like hey boom yeah yeah it's actually so scary but did you know at that point that you thought do you know what good girl lives yeah i noticed a rebel when i see one yeah that's where rebels all came from rebel to rebel so when i first met the peach yeah this was like a life-changing experience yeah um but when i first met katie obviously we were in halls i was 18 she was 19 and bright and breezy and bushy tailed out she came yes the first night we were all kind of together we went drinking so obviously it was during covid so we couldn't go

out to pubs or clubs or whatever so we always had like just flat nights yeah um with the people we're isolating with so don't come for me and anyway we all we all kind of bring all drinks and stuff yeah and she brings drinks as well like it's fine but the drinks that katie have has her name on it. I remember Katie with this little can. I love. And it said Katie on the front. And I thought, this girl. This girl's going to make friends. This girl's going to make friends.

I was like, do you know what I love? She shares. She's a sharer. No way, no, no, no. There's no way she's hogging this shirt i said this before and i will say it again yeah my manager from my job sure on my gap year wink wink gifted me two bottles of katie cider and they're the only alcohol i had like previous so i was like well i just need to see these off like i just need to finish them so i brought them i didn't anticipate how lame that kind of looks where they're like oh katie

cider and then what's your name katie but it's with a y yeah not yet the katie side no the katie side has had wise no it wasn't it's not he didn't write on a label, they're a brand. What? They're a brand called Katie Siders. What? Yeah. He didn't just, he didn't make me a label saying this is Katie Siders. Hang on a second, hang on a second. I thought he personalized the bottle. No!

No, no, no, you silly woman. No, they're a brand called Katie Siders. Is this, they're a brand? No, they're our brand. They're our brand. They're our brand. He told me they're a brand no there are there are brands now katie remember if you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything they are they are a brand that's less lame because i did think like when i saw you with the katie i thought what else is she gonna label now like my nutella she's gonna have milk she's gonna katie okay well she's gonna put on her cupboard she's

gonna like sequin our katie i said it's just so everyone knows that's her honestly no that that would have been worse fucking coming from me do you remember i used to put fucking cat stickers on everything that was oh my god you did i am a compulsive gaslighter I am putting this on you when I used to actively put you used to put literal kitties kitties

on all of your food oh my god this is embarrassing I'm actually blushing now you do a food chop and put a fucking cat sticker I forgot about that this is so embarrassing I forgot about that

I fucking forgot about it as well my next one happened recently oh no we went on a night out oh god what and we went to the toilet

you do the toilet trips and you know the ladies um that sell that sell that sell like the lollipops

and the sprays like in the toilets we went to the toilets and they got sometimes people do get a bit funny about two girls going in i yes because they think we're gonna sniff some cookie cookie is that why yes that's why it's a drug thing they're gonna they're gonna i see yeah so we we went sometimes i play them at my own game so I come out wiping my nose I'm like what are you gonna do if I did it I've done it now we were um we went into the toilets and the woman was saying like guys be quick because it's not allowed it's not allowed and she said that I was so drunk though that I didn't understand that

she was you were like okay okay I was like and she's like it's not allowed you need to come out she was like but make sure your punanis are clean she was like she was like clean your punanis kit kit's looking around and she's like so what on earth is that i'm pissing myself and i was genuinely howling i was like how have you never known what a punani is did you know what a punani is yeah it's your puss i swear on my life i've never heard of punani as my pussington like i was like what the fuck what's that one my friend told me um she calls it her malawa and that's a is that where what language is that from i'm not sure i don't know i don't know but that's a certain language like an actual name for it i feel like i do love the different variations that people give vaginas my favorite is but i don't think

i can pull it off don't say the one that makes me feel unwell is pum what your pum deep to people actually say this people that do make up no no yeah someone from my sixth form no no people as in p-u-m yeah my pum like gum like my pum yeah or people will say um my friend calls it her foof i like foof i think my foof her foof or remember on geordie shaw and they call it your fairy my fairy my fairy how do you say it like in geordie accent why are you coming out of clubbies you feeling pure and then they say like gotta shave me fairy so top three give me your top three i would say pum pum puss puss and foof foof yeah i do like foof you puss yeah and it's got to be poonans now it's got well it's got no no no no you can't neglect yeah i'm not neglecting it no i think we

should actually change the d roof to the punani right let me tell you my next one so katie was seeing the sky and anyway i was like katie spice up your life a bit i was like you need to absolutely wow him when he comes to the door so katie and i and and our flatmates oh my god so we all get katie ready it's the fucking funniest thing in my life we all get katie ready and it's literally like what will i do with my hair you know that scene from high school musical we were all around her the night of night i felt like the bell of the ball so we were all getting katie ready the boys were cleaning her room ready for his arrival i was like come on katie like get the poonons ready anyway i got my whole thing of my lingerie out and i was like katie try all these things

so i was literally trying her in all these outfits so i have one of those little baby dolls yes you know those little baby doll like kind of nighty teddies teddy yes yeah that's it yeah not baby doll and they're like in the boobs it's supposed to be all your boobs and then just a little fro behind yeah yeah she's like um the amount of she's wearing a Victorian 90. And she's rolled out of the hospital bed. She goes like, she goes through, she's like, Kitty, I don't think this is right. The amount of times, you've got to understand, Kat.

Yeah. You are very blessed with your bosoms. The thing is, Kit and I love to give and take. Oh, absolutely. Our items of clothing. Absolutely. The amount of times I can envision something that Kit has on me. And then, because I don't, I'm not blessed with her bosoms it just does not work like there are so many things that

i think oh my god i can't wait to steal that i'll steal it and then i will look so horrendous i always sneak into your room and try things on and that top that new denim top couldn't get me boobies in so anyway so we finally find an outfit for katie like she's dolled up she looks really good she looks sexy i'm like katie i'm like just go to the door and like greet him in your laundry and she's like oh fuck i was so nervous i was so well you're shitting yourself it is the best story ever so anyway the three balls are upstairs like so fucking excited anyway we hear like the knock on the door and we're like fuck katie goes to the door and he opened the door and katie's like welcome no what did you actually say what did you say no no because i'm gonna blame you entirely yeah yeah you were like kiss him just kiss him kiss

him when he comes through the door like be sexy just kiss him so i'm he was like hi and i'm like he's like hella good because i remember it was freezing at the time it was like winter and he was like can i come in yeah i remember you said that oh no the thing is i feel like that's something you do like i feel like that's something you do like when you're like deep into your relationship yeah probably i was not with this guy so he was just gonna whack a doodle i was like sorry about that like i get so flustered because one thing he was so embarrassed he was like oh do you want to see me late and she's like no no no i actually don't know i genuinely think like it was one of those things that i actually think i'm a bit too much of a goofball um to be just kind of like sexy like that like you know when you're

like yeah just sex like i'm so i'm too clumsy but no that's not true like i do get you but with the right person you will be like you'll want to be fucking sexy because they'll find you sexy they'll be like fuck like get up for me you know like turn around and they'll they'll want and the more yeah like i know we shouldn't because girls we should get like our confidence from ourselves but the more your boyfriend kind of gives you that energy the more you play with that as well my next one actually happened yesterday and i'm still like i still laugh when you say like oh no i think kissy mcneil yeah is one of those people that like i genuinely i thought i was a wackadoodle like i've

always been told i'm a bit of a wackadoodle like you thought you had crackhead energy until you met me like and there's so many of you thought i was winking at you and i was like i i genuine but you're the best type of wackadoodle because on the surface i think god like what a cool calm put together gal like want it girl like because i think sometimes if you look at me you could be like whack-a-doodle whereas whereas when when i look at you i don't think whack-a-doodle until we're in the depths of our friendship so last night we're watching we're watching from i remember what i did and i don't know why i find this so funny i don't know why i find this so funny we had the windows open because it's fucking boiling oh my god honestly um we're like

on we're near quite a big main road and there was an ambulance yeah or like there was an ambulance or a police or like a police car or something and when i was younger whenever my whenever my parents or my dad would hear that he'd always be like they're here for you katie they're here for you so i thought i'll do this to care yeah so that i've never heard you do this before this alarm goes by and i'm like kit they're here for you they're here for you right now they're coming up the stairs kit doesn't even look at me she's still sat watching the program she sighs she goes she sighs and she's like oh they'll be here for me walnuts i was like what the fuck they're coming to collect them Katie

and it was you just didn't even look at me it was not like oh well Katie you know it was like yeah they'll be here for more I genuinely I've genuinely never witnessed anything like it

I am a fucking wackadoodle you are a wackadoodle. I feel like we've been really wackadoodling the past few days. I've been howling. I feel like because we haven't been able to have our crackhead energy in such a long time. We've both been off and then been away and then been back. I mean, after Vienna, I'm here to stay.

No, no, no. But I feel like you kind of speak my language. Yeah. Like you speak it. You speak the language. Yeah. Like you speak it. You speak the language. What did you say yesterday? We were going somewhere and you were like, Katie, there's a ferret in your ear.

You were like, there's a ferret in your ear and it's winking at me. I'm sat there drinking me coffee and I'm like, I'm going to weep. I'm going to weep weep I'm gonna weep it's so embarrassing it's so embarrassing because you said you said

when you say it out in context and I'm like this is like but the weirdest things come to me like I sit she sat there and I was like the things I asked you as well it's so like i said she sat there and i was like the things i asked you as well it's so funny like it's honestly it was just last night it was the way you didn't even look at me oh i tell you another one which was fucking great it's the other day like

so you know how katie and i use each other's um rooms as like charity shops like we go yeah oh my god oh my god they come out the shower and i've got my little purple robe around me purple towel and i'm like shuffling out the shower and as i literally enter my room katie walks out and she's like hey i'm like i shot myself she like went fucking red she's like and i was like she's blushing she's guilty and katie's the worst liar around let me tell you worst fucking liar and i'm like hey girl what are you doing in here she's like i mean you know what i loved is you tried to make a combo you were like hey i was like hey and i was like you're like you're good i was like yes i was like what you're doing here you're like i'm really sorry i was like hey and i was like you're like you're good i was like yes i was like what you

doing here you're like i'm really sorry i was trying to find some deodorant because i've got none i was like i ran out of deodorant i scurried into kit's room i was like i'll just steal a bit of hers did you shit yourself i did i did shit my and then i was like she's in the shower she'll be yeah yeah and then i'm like and then i hear the bathroom door go and the worst thing is is that we have like our corner of the flat where it's you and our other flatmate so my room's not even anywhere near your room so i and then i'm like why would i be in my other in the other flatmate's room so my one yeah oh my god it must be one of my favorite memories like ever ever ever ever so we were in halls yeah and so Arch and I had been seeing each other for a while but it wasn't official oh my god I know what this is I know what this is

and so it hadn't been official and anyway one night Arch and I were just really like spontaneous and we were just oh my gosh living our best lives and Arch just says you know Kitty I'm so in love with you and I'm like fuck fuck fuck I've got the feels I've got the feels I've got the feels and then he just like you know classic Arch said he loved me before asked me to be his girlfriend and I was like and then said he loved me I was like fuck I feel the same but didn't say at the point and then said will you be my girlfriend was like, fuck, I feel the same, but didn't say at the point. And then said, will you be my girlfriend? And I was like, yes, I fucking will. Anyway, I was so excited to tell my little walnut over here, me little poon arms. I was like, I can't wait to tell Katie. I was like, can't wait to tell her. So anyway, run back to my flat, like so excitement.

I'm like, oh my God, I can't wait to tell Katie. Can't wait to tell Katie. Can't wait to tell Katie. Anyway, Katie's door's fucking how did i get in you had a key because my door was actually locked why did i have your key i can't remember but you did okay well i had katie's keys or someone else did breach of privacy but anyway yeah i feel like our other flatmate maybe she did yeah anyway something you're gonna know about katie's one when she's out she's out like she's out like a fucking lie but i thought she'll forgive me on this one if i let myself in because i got big fucking news big exciting news big fucking news

anyway i was like knocking on the door katie katie she was fucking out and and i knew katie she had a fucking laptop on which means she was asleep. It wasn't in the dark, though, because she was scared. No, no, no, I'm scared of the dark. Full beams on. So anyway, I was like, fuck's sake, fuck's sake. I was like, oh, come on. Anyway, get these keys, can't really remember why, but open the door, come in, didn't need to look around because the lights were on, so I was like, brilliant.

I was like, come in. I'm like, oh my God, oh my God. I'm like so excited. I'm like, Katie, Katie. You're dead asleep. I'm like oh my god oh my god i'm like so excited i'm like katie katie you're dead i see if i'm like katie katie katie and you can't start to wake up like a little mole and i'm like katie i'm so excited i'm so excited oh she's asked me to be his girl katie katie fucking sets up and she's got archie's fucking jumper up i'm like katie katie oh you just mentioned me he literally said his name on his one he's literally like archie archie griffith i was like what the fuck so i will preface right so fucking give me i was like hey and then i looked down i

was like okay and case you said oh no dishes are really what it looks like you've got the wrong end of the stick i genuinely i have never like this is so this is such my fucking luck yeah ages ago ages ago oh she lent me that jumper because we were really cold or something yeah i then had been intending to kiss it's like let me let me warm you up with my my luscious lips yeah i put it back on the hook yeah like in my room and just genuinely forgot it was there imagine me going to bed and i'm like i'm chilly yeah i'm really chilly look up see the jumper there and i thought fuck it i'll just put this jumper on sleep with it no one no one needs who's gonna know who's

gonna know so i put the jumper on i'm like much better tuck back up go back to sleep and then wake up i was so confused and i was like oh for god's sake I was thinking to myself does she already know that it's happened she's trying to promote him like is she like Archie Archie you know I was like

I was like Katie Katie what the fuck Katie and Katie was like oh now now you don't really understand this isn't really what it looks like

I was like I was really chilling and you should it was funny because she woke up and she had the little like mole face because she'd just woken up

yeah you know shot by the light which shouldn't be a shock because she sleeps in woke up and she had the little mole face. She was just woken up. Yeah. You know, shocked by the light, which shouldn't be a shock. She sleeps in the light. She was like, I don't sleep in the light. I'm not scared of the dark, guys. I'm not. I'm not. I'm terrified. I'm not.

And then she looks down. She's like, no. She just looks at me. She goes, no. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No'm sorry about that. It was genuinely one of my favourite things in this whole world. Honestly. Let's do eggs. Okay, so the first thing. Katie, I'm afraid it's a reference to you. You kidding? No, no, no. I'm no joker.

You're kidding? I'm no joker. No, no. So last week, I think it was, we went to get a reference to you you're kidding no no i'm no joker i'm no joke no no so last week i think it was we went to get a fucking toasty from our favorite place and they give us fucking side salad okay she never eats her side salad she never eats her side salad no she never it's not even like she pretends to pick at it she'll get her fucking toasty she'll get a fork and push it to the side i'm not a mug and she will not eat one fucking it's got cucumbers in it's got fucking tomatoes in it's got fucking leafies in she will not under any circumstances even pretend did i pay for the side salad or did i pay for the brie and chorizo toasting

you paid for the brie and chorizo that's what came here for you did that's what I'm a paying customer for do you think there'll ever be a time where you will embrace the veggies I eat salad I make myself Caesar salads for lunch you do to be fair

yeah I do eat the croutons and the chicken yeah the croutons the chicken I love the sauce the parmesan yeah

yeah salad I'll leave that I'll leave that but do you think like you'll ever be you'll get over that kind of i think i'm gonna have to as i get older into adult life because it gets more and more embarrassing where i'm like could we not have sweet corn what's the worst one for you like you're like peas really i hate peas oh my god that's why i genuinely it

baffles me that archie will put gen if he could put peas in dessert, he would. He put peas in the curry last night. Everything, everything. It's when it's submerged, I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Archie tries to make meals, like as in we try to do kind of flat meals, maybe once in a while.

And he'll try to like cut up the veggies really fucking small. So that Katie doesn't know they're in there. When they're chopped up in there, like what did he cook last time was it a curry or was it um what was it spag bol maybe yeah that chicken like spag bol stuff and it was cut like that finally that was really yummy yeah i ate that i just as long as there were no peas in that i hate peas and sweet corn i really don't like no they're a firm no firm firm no yeah my only one oh and you're not going to be surprised by this okay weakness weakness for me yeah is not enjoying their situation okay

but actively choosing to not change that they will be upset with something and how something is or wish something could be different but not do anything about it we'll talk to you all the time about it and be like oh my god this x y and z and x y and z but if you suggest something to try and help or if you think oh well what about this and this and this no oh and it's just like come on guys come on yeah that's that is boring or where exactly what we're talking about earlier when people don't say things with their chest yeah say it with your chest like genuinely back yourself genuinely it's a form of self-love back yourself one thing i can't stand is people being passive aggressive oh like it's an actual oh it just infuriates me because you're putting so much

more energy into actively going out of your way to make someone feel like that and make these comments yeah then actually do not protect your peace just don't get involved just either if you've got an issue address it and if you don't want to address it leave it yeah yeah i just i just it really icks me out and it's kind of similar to what yours is yeah is but people flirting with people who they know are in a relationship like say i'm single yeah and you introduce me to one of your friends from home or from school or whatever a guy yeah and you're like oh this is um ben yeah he's got a girlfriend and i'm like cool i would not then be like game on i'd be like right he's got a girlfriend so i'm gonna fucking respect that i think it's even more disrespectful when

you're both there yeah in the case like when it's literally like it's not like you're by yourself and he might not be aware you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend like when archie sat right next to me but when he's there and you're literally like actively look like you're together like i've said this so many times but i don't think anyone who would have the pleasure of meeting kit and arch as a couple wouldn't be are they together no one i don't think anyone would be like confused are they are they in a relationship because there are some couples you meet that they're quite separate at group events and then you meet them and they're like oh they're actually together and you go oh my god no way i don't think anyone's ever thought that with you and art yeah because you're so like together yeah completely which is so cute and lovely but the thing that icks me out

is sometimes i feel it's not even interesting i feel like it's the kind of power play thing like i can change their mind love it you're serious my question is something wholesome so kitty mcneil yeah what is something that you love most about yourself oh my gosh is it um personality anything um oh god it's a bit of a wanker answer because it's not really about myself but i do love my friends is that can i say that oh yeah you can i just love the people around me like yeah i i genuinely do feel very lucky and very blessed for my friends and my family yes um so i feel about myself personally that i think i can keep quite strong connections with people i i love the fact that i have you like we're we live together

so i get to see you but i also know that say if you were like i'm going to go to america for three months we wouldn't lose contact no i would i wouldn't allow it i would be like oh my god tell me everything you know blah blah blah not that i think good friendships you have to be in contact all the time because that's not the case yeah but i think something that i love about myself is that i'm good at keeping in contact with the people i love and keeping those connections yes yeah um so a bit of a fucking ledge yeah how about you i would say i feel like it's such a um question that puts people off because you don't want to be like, oh gosh, I would probably say that the thing I think I pride myself on or and I would say that you do as well is PMA. Yes. Positive mental attitude.

Yes. I think having the right people around you, it kind of ties in. But I think I really pride myself on keeping the vibes quite light-hearted yeah yeah and keeping it let's not have any debbie downs over here keeping it positive yeah love it like i think that's something that i really do like about myself gorgeous okay i've got a silly question for you so hear me out here yeah would you rather so would you rather yeah cough violently like that yeah every time someone asks you a question god so someone anyone in the world can ask your question you can answer it but you

have to cough fast and words um you start coughing violently that you almost can't hear the question so you're like kiss you go like oh it's an endless cycle it's an endless cycle yeah so you're like yeah and then you're like sorry what did you say and they're like what yeah so you're almost competing with yourself because you're coughing so loud but you're trying to watch what they say yeah or anytime you ask someone a question you also have to list all the possible options of what that they can say so for example i would be like katie what time do you want to meet for lunch we could meet at 1 101 102 103 104 and you go up until like I think 115 116 117 and you have to go through 230 235 236 three o'clock 308 309 358 it would have to be that one. Really?

Because I talk so much. Fuck me off. I talk so much that I'd be coughing all day. I'd be coughing all day. But how annoying would it be? People ask me questions all the time. But how annoying would it be if it would be like, where do you want to go out for brunch?

And you have to list all the fucking places possible. Imagine though, imagine though, like on dates. So tell me, like, like I'm not going to have the bubonic plague. Like I just can't.

No, because like that would be so embarrassing. Yeah. Okay. I would just have to be like, Oh, I'm just, I think I can make it fun, but it might be quite boring quite boring like you'd be like you could be sat there for five

minutes giving all these options yeah but like i can make it fun like where do you want to go for brunch like we go here oh or like here or like are you feeling a cheeky little here but they could say like on nando's and you're like or wagamama's, and they're like, no, Casey Nando's, but you can't stop until you've said all the options. Oh. It's not like they can stop you and say...

No, they just have to deal with that. Okay. I wouldn't mind if they walked away. I wouldn't mind, you know, if they just kind of, like... You could talk to yourself. I wouldn't mind just talking to myself. You're like,

come back in, like, 10 minutes and I'll be done. Yeah, yeah. Like, I feel like that's easier to kind of navigate. You would never ask people questions then because it would be so fucking... socially yeah yeah you would but here's katie i'm like i can't talk guys yeah can't talk otherwise i'd have a sign being like no one speaks

me that to me would be worse no one asking me anything and me not being able to ask anyone anything because i'd have to cough i think it would be quite man to though like if you're coughing kit how do you feel what you say and they ask you for me that'd be a fucking great skit like have you ever seen the thing my family introduced me to it i honestly couldn't give you the full reference but we always if someone coughs now we say badger because there's this thing where people are like there's this skit online i'll show you it later yeah where this like um like a david attenborough person is like and here we see the wild badger come out and the badger starts to come out like of the bushes and then he's like starts coughing and the badger shits himself and goes back so honestly it's the funniest thing if you search it up up say like oh my god badger shits himself and goes back so honestly it's the funniest thing if you search

up say like oh my god badger coughing or something yeah it's so funny but i could find that quite bantery but it would fuck me off after a while god like and coughing makes your tummy hurt like it actually makes your stomach so maybe i could get some good abs. Yeah, I could do. Yeah, so, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I would pick the list. Yes, yeah. And hopefully, Archie would just love me as I am. Yeah.

Hopefully. Right, guys. Right, guys, let's wrap this up because my punani needs a wee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bladders are full, guys. Bladders are full.

Bladders are full. We love you. We love you. Katie, say you love them. I love you. Wow. Yeah. I hope you have a great week are full. We love you. We love you. Katie, say you love them. I love you. Wow. Yeah. I hope you have a great week, guys.

All right, guys. See you. Have a great week. Stay silly. Stay silly. Stay silly. Stay truthful. Yeah.

Stay fucking truthful. Stay truthful. Write in your ex. You know all that shebang. Come on. You know the drill. Come on, guys. I'm going to start harassing you.

Yeah. I'm going to write in. Pull you out your doorstep. Yeah, actually. Don't be scared. Give me some great stories. Let's hear the fucking banter harassing you. I'm going to write it. Pull you out your doorstep. Yeah, actually. Don't be scared. Give me some great stories. Let's hear the fucking banter of your life. Yes.

Spice up your life, guys. Spice up your life. Spice up your life. Have a great Monday, guys. Love you. Love you. Que sera, sera. Whatever will be, will be.